What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become Immortal

Chapter 361: Go on, leave me alone

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"A special trick?"

"What's the trick?"

Qi Zixiao didn't believe it: "Take it out so I can see it?"

"Can you still use those hooligan tricks from Earth? You and I are both girls now, what tricks do you have?"

Qi Zi Fan blinked, a little confused.

"I say, Saint, you have become a bad person. When did I ever say I was going to be a hooligan?"

"Weren't you just being a hooligan?!"

"no!"

"So what's your special weapon?"

"It's very simple..."

Qi Zifan chuckled, and then...

boom!!!

The cultivation level of the middle stage of the Refining Void Realm exploded instantly, and the sky and earth changed color. At the same time, two golden rings of merit behind his head also emerged directly, shining brightly and blazingly.

"Now, I am in the middle stage of Refining Void, and you are in the peak of Golden Core~"

"If we really have to fight, or if I act like a hooligan, do you think... you can resist?"

"So, let's live in harmony, okay?"

"Otherwise I'd really be a hooligan!"

Qi Zixiao: “…”

"And you still say you're not a gangster? You bastard!"

“Hehehe…”

Qi Zifan laughed out loud, rubbing his hands together and stepped forward: "In that case, I'll show you how naughty I am..."

“Stop, stop, stop!!!”

"Coexist in peace, coexist in peace!"

Qi Zixiao had goosebumps all the time, and even expressed his willingness to coexist peacefully, saying: "Besides, don't forget that I am controlling your body right now!"

"If you dare to mess with me, next time I come over, I will make you a eunuch!"

Qi Zi Fan: “…”

“You’re so cruel!!!”

"You forced me to do this!" Qi Zixiao raised his chin and said, "You and I will be controlled by each other every three days, so don't overdo it!"

"Yes, yes, yes. You are in me and I am in you!"

Qi Zifan nodded repeatedly.

“You bastard!!!”

Qi Zixiao started grinding his teeth again.

"What's wrong with you?"

"Don't treat me like an ignorant ancient woman who knows nothing, okay?! You keep driving, do you really think I don't understand?!"

"Forehead… "

"I'm used to it. I'm used to it."

Qi Zifan grinned and touched the back of his head, his smile a little awkward.

"I don't know what's going on. I've imagined meeting you many times, but when we actually meet, I can't help but want to tease you."

"boring!"

Qi Zixiao rolled his eyes and cursed, "It's boring."

but…

The anger and confusion on his face disappeared without him knowing when. He didn't look angry at all, and even seemed a little happy

"It won't be boring if I tease you~"

Qi Zi Fan was cheerful.

He really thought it was fun to tease his own saint, especially when they met for the first time. Although it was not his body, but...

Hehe, it’s still fun.

"Stop it, let's get down to business!"

Qi Zixiao waved his jade hand: "Although I am an incarnation and my strength is not as good as yours, your body is mine, so when you act in the world of immortal cultivation, you must listen to me!"

"You only do it if I say you can do it, and you can't do it if I say you can't do it."

"Otherwise, I can't guarantee what I'll do with your true self!"

"… "

"OK!"

Qi Zifan agreed readily.

"You don't have to worry too much!"

Perhaps thinking that Qi Zixiao would not be very happy, Qi Zixiao explained: "Generally speaking, I will not restrict you from doing anything, as long as you don't mess with my body or do anything big."

"When it comes to big things, my ideas and opinions should be the main focus!"

"no problem."

Qi Zifan nodded again, but a slight smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

so…

Our Saint is worried that I might be unhappy, so she explained it specially

Hey, it's really cute~!

Will you feel unhappy

Not really.

After all, this is Qi Zixiao's body. We should listen to her opinion on what to do. After all, she is the one we want to marry, not our enemy. Should we go against her in everything

Not to mention that I am using her body now.

Even if it's the real me~

Or if a couple is together, the wife gives advice but the husband doesn't listen? Even if you don't listen, you still have to give some advice, right? Besides, it's someone else's body!

What's so unhappy about this

The guy nodded like a chick pecking at rice: "Besides that?"

"besides… "

Qi Zixiao really didn't know what to say for a moment.

What is the main purpose of refining an incarnation

Apart from the same purpose as other immortal cultivators in refining incarnations, it seems that there is only one extremely important purpose left - to keep an eye on this guy, right

Apart from this, there seems to be nothing else

"… "

"I'll tell you later."

"Yeah, okay."

Qi Zifan nodded repeatedly: "So should we do something now?"

"What do you want to do?"

Qi Zixiao took a step back, looking alert.

"think."

Qi Zifan's expression was somewhat interesting: "Well, it's really not me who wants to drive, but you drove the car in front of me, opened the door, and asked me to get in!"

"I!!!"

Qi Zixiao rolled his eyes again: "Can you be more serious?"

"After all, he's a graduate student!"

"Who says graduate students have to be so literary and rigid? I'm a little more flexible and funny, and there's nothing wrong with that, right?"

Seeing her expression getting more and more exciting, Qi Zifan stopped immediately: "Ahem! Well, but, I studied law! I know that once I get on the bus, it will take three years, so I won't get on the bus."

"You've already been there, okay? Damn it!"

She punched him.

But he was caught by this fellow, who even touched him, and then said righteously: "As the temporary custodian of your body, I have the right to protect the safety of your body!"

“Plus, it’s slippery!”

“Lin Fan!!!”

Qi Zixiao almost went crazy.

So angry!

I can’t beat him!

Flirting and teasing but...

But this guy still has the nerve to show off.

Woo woo woo.

Fortunately, at this time, Sister Wu showed up, which relieved Qi Zixiao's depression a little.

"The way you first met..."

“It’s really fun.”

Sister Wu's 'image' emerged from the Observation Mirror, floating in the air like a ghost, her expression full of amusement: "It's more fun than the game, you guys continue, don't worry about me."

Qi Zifan's face fell: "..."

Qi Zixiao's face turned red: "..."

continue

Don't bother you

Do you still want to pretend that you don't exist

But at a time like this, how can I pretend that you don't exist

It's so embarrassing, isn't it?!

How could you forget that there is a sister Wu by your side

Awkward!

So embarrassing!

Just now, the two met for the first time, and they were both excited and a little nervous, especially when Qi Zifan came over and was pushed to the ground by Qi Zixiao, and then they "attacked" each other for a while.

I was so absorbed in this that I forgot about Sister Wu's existence. As a result, now...

Cough cough cough.

It's so embarrassing.

"cough!"

Qi Zifan coughed dryly and straightened his clothes: "Sister Wu, do you want to play a new game? I have one here!"

"Don't worry, I'll watch for a while."

Qi Zixiao said shyly: "Sister Wu~~~"

"how?"

"… "

finally.

After Qi Zifan paid the price of three new games, Sister Wu reluctantly agreed not to pay attention to the two of them for the time being~

Then, both of them began to tidy up their clothes.

"My hair seems a little messy."

Qi Zifan directly pulled out the hairpin, then stroked her three thousand black hair behind her head with ease, and then tied it at her vest with a hairband, which looked quite unique.

But Qi Zixiao was not happy: "It's this hairstyle, it's so ugly!"

"Why is it ugly? Isn't this good?"

“You call this good?!”

The corner of her mouth twitched: "No, it doesn't look good!"

"Hey?"

Qi Zifan raised his eyelids slightly: "Didn't you just say that you wouldn't care about the details? Isn't this hairstyle a detail?"

“Issuance doesn’t count!”

Qi Zixiao emphasized: "You have already destroyed my image to the point where I cannot bear to look at it directly. If you continue to destroy it, won't I be unable to face others?!"

"You still have an image?"

Qi Zifan laughed out loud: "Your Highness, when you are having fun, you are crazier than a Husky. I am just following your way, okay? You can't blame me."

"You're talking nonsense!"

Qi Zixiao's face fell: "Isn't it because of your influence? I now suspect that when you traveled through time, you left some of your DNA in my body, so that I was influenced by you unconsciously, and my personality is also changing in your direction!"

“Is there such a saying?”

Qi Zifan laughed even more happily: "Hey, Your Highness, why do I feel that you have this kind of funny and silly personality? It's almost the same as mine!"

"If you ask me, we are not from the same family and we don't even enter the same door~!"

"Who is your family?!"

Qi Zixiao suddenly realized that he had rolled his eyes more today than in the past twenty years combined: "Also, don't pay attention to those details!"

"Even if I don't want to have the image of a cold and aloof saint in the past, this appearance is what a woman cares about the most. This appearance must not be lost!"

"You need to change your hairstyle."

"This hairstyle is so nice, why bother?"

Lin Fan sighed, "Besides, how do I do this? I don't know how! You women have too much hair, it's too troublesome, and it will always be a mess if you don't do it right."

"That's called trouble? That's called being stupid! Can't you learn if you don't know how?" Qi Zixiao finally found his 'advantage' and started scolding immediately.

"How do I learn?"

Qi Zifan spread his hands and said helplessly: "Can we call the Dharma Protectors here, design hairstyles for them, and try it out with their hair?"

"We're not Teacher Tony, right?"

"… "

"Stupid, anyway you are stupid!!!"

Qi Zixiao spoke with disdain and pulled off Qi Zifan's hair tie: "Watch out, I'll take care of it for you!"

"I am a saint, but I still have to do your hair..."

"At worst I can do it for you later."

"You want to do my hair? You're just trying to take advantage of me, and I don't even want to expose you~!"

"Don't talk nonsense without any evidence~"

The two of them fought and quarreled and disliked each other.

In the celestial mirror, Sister Wu showed an aunt-like smile.