What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become Immortal

Chapter 368: Is it the groundhog?

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"You wouldn't..."

Qi Zixiao gestured with her white and tender jade hands, pointing at Fatty Dan and then at the Ink Blood Toad: "You already have feelings for me, right?"

Qi Zifan couldn't help but: "Puff..."

God, I already have feelings for you!

Fatty Dan and Toad have feelings for each other?!

This, this, this... It's so eye-catching!

Our saint has become a bad person.

This guy muttered to himself for a while, but his eyes couldn't help but glance at the place where the Ink Blood Toad was just now.

There, there was a small figure, covered in fur, standing up, watching them...

"That is..."

Qi Zifan was stunned: "Am I seeing things? Groundhog?!"

"ah?"

Qi Zixiao was also stunned when he heard this, and looked in the direction Qi Zifan was looking: "Is it 'ah!' That groundhog?"

"Yes, it's the groundhog, at least it looks the same..."

The conversation between the two made Dan Chengzi, Moxuechan and Laipishe all look puzzled.

After all, this is something only they understand.

But it is precisely because they understand that they feel surprised and puzzled.

Groundhog!!!

It's on the other side of the earth. There are very common dynamic pictures and videos. It's a groundhog standing there motionless and screaming "ah"!

They look exactly the same!

Even its body shape is more like a groundhog on Earth, rather than the gigantic monsters in the world of immortal cultivation.

To both of them, this groundhog was simply too familiar!

"Your Highness, are you talking about my elder brother?"

The Ink Blood Toad gradually reacted and explained, "It is a mutant mole, a big brother I met in my early years, and now it has reached the peak of the realm of transcendence..."

“This time, it came to save me.”

"Your Highness..."

At this point, Moxuechan almost cried out: "If it weren't for big brother's help, I'm afraid I would have been eaten by the Green Scale Eagle."

"You must make the decision for me!"

"Get out!"

Qi Zixiao glared: "Stay away from us!"

The Ink Blood Toad stopped crying, and his face was filled with resentment...

The fat man with a distressed face said: "You have been wronged, come, take two pills, today, I will definitely ask His Highness to make the decision for you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he took out two biochemical pills.

When the Ink Blood Toad saw this, its eyes widened, and then its body shrank instantly. It jumped into Dan Chengzi's palm and swallowed the pill in one gulp.

This scene made Qi Zifan and Qi Zixiao speechless.

"… "

So why do we need to help plunder the enemy

Judging from the situation, Moxuechan guessed that he had already regarded the fat man who could refine biochemical pills as his own, so why did he need to suppress him with force

Dan Chengzi was also overjoyed when he saw this...

"Just hang out with me!"

This fellow grinned: "From now on, there will be enough pills!"

"I will beat up anyone who dares to bully you!"

"Just pull it off!"

The Ink Blood Toad croaked, "With your limited skills, you can't even beat me. How can you help me if I'm bullied?"

"Cultivation is never the only factor that determines victory or defeat!"

Dan Chengzi glared: "I have many methods, how can you understand them all?"

"Besides, even if I can't beat him, can't I ask His Highness to help?"

"Just tell me, will you follow me?!"

"If you don't follow, I will let His Highness beat you until you follow!"

The Ink Blood Toad trembled suddenly: "You?!"

Then, it looked at Qi Zifan again: "You guys?!"

"Take money from others and help them get rid of disasters." Qi Zifan said faintly: "Since you have received benefits, you must do what you say."

"Do you agree to be the fat man's spirit beast on your own, or do you want to be his spirit beast after I beat you up?"

"Don't say I didn't give you a choice."

The guy shook his head and said, "This Saint has always been about humanity. Although you are not a human, you can still choose."

"Choose."

Ink Blood Toad: “…”

Qi Zixiao: “…”

Dan Chengzi: “…”

What a good choice!

The Ink Blood Toad almost vomited blood.

Either be a spirit beast, or be beaten up and then be a spirit beast again

This choice is really... great!

The Ink Blood Toad was about to cry, but it was not stupid!

"Be the fat man's spirit beast?"

The Ink Blood Toad's eyes were rolling around.

"They are all disciples of the Purple Mansion, and this fat guy's status should be not low. If I follow him, I won't have to worry about being killed at will. In addition, I can eat delicious pills every day in the future, which is not a loss..."

“But, if I can follow the Purple Mansion Saint, then I will truly rise and reach the pinnacle of my life!”

"Not only will my status be noble from now on, but I can also rely on others' influence. Who will dare to bully me again?"

"Medicine?"

"This fat guy is obviously from the lineage of the Saint. If I become the Saint's spirit beast and go to this fat guy to ask for elixirs, would he dare not give them to me?!"

The Ink Blood Toad had a lot of thoughts in his mind, and after a while, he thought of this place.

If that's the case, why should I be this fat man's spirit beast? !

Wouldn’t it be good to directly become the saint’s spirit beast

It immediately said: "Your Highness, I wonder if I can make a third choice?"

"sure!"

Qi Zifan spoke calmly.

The Ink Blood Toad was overjoyed.

However, the next second, great joy turned into great sorrow!

"The third option is that if you refuse to surrender, I will beat you to death and then dismember you. I will take all the useful things off your body and bring them back to Zifu in exchange for some benefits."

Ink Blood Toad: “…”

"Your Highness, I want to become your spirit beast..."

The Ink Blood Toad is very humble.

It’s not that it’s spineless, but it has experienced too many things recently!

Not to mention anything else, just the fact that more than a hundred Taiyi disciples were stink-stricken half to death before made Moxuechan feel uneasy and kept worried.

What if those guys hold a grudge and kill me later

What's more, there were so many people who were indirectly deceived by their own innate magical powers? !

If he continued to "live on his own", he might be retaliated against or killed by others one day.

So, there’s nothing wrong with finding someone to back you up!

Furthermore, Dan Chengzi's biochemical pill may be a "deadly poison" to other creatures, but to the Ink Blood Toad, it is the most delicious thing, nothing else.

Secondly…

Who is not afraid of death?!

Qi Zifan is not only strong, but he also has a celestial mirror hanging around his waist!

What if I don't just admit my mistake? Do I really want to be beaten to death

The Ink Blood Toad hasn't lived long enough.

But at the same time, it also wants to gain the greatest benefit for itself! Becoming a spiritual beast? And it is the spiritual beast of the core disciple of Zifu Holy Land, which is not impossible.

But is there any spiritual beast fragrance that can make a saint

Of course not!

However, Moxuechan never expected that he would feel a terrifying killing intent coming at him the moment he opened his mouth...

Qi Zifan showed disdain.

Qi Zixiao's anger was written directly on his face.

If there is a spirit beast like you in my team, I will find it hard to accept it... You still want to be my spirit beast? ! ! !

How outrageous!

Qi Zixiao immediately glared at Qi Zifan and said directly through his spiritual consciousness: "If you dare to agree, I will fight you!"

“… Zixiao, you worry too much!”

The corners of Qi Zi Fan's mouth twitched continuously.

“There is no such choice!”

He spoke coldly.

In his opinion, if Fatty Dan took the Ink Blood Toad, it would be good. Ugly? Smelly? So what

Anyway, it's not our spirit beast, right? !

And it might even have some unexpected effects later on, wouldn’t that be wonderful

But you want to be my spirit beast?!

Pooh!

So ugly!

Not to mention our Saint Girl, even if I were here, I would definitely not want you!

"That… "

"If it really doesn't work, I would be willing to become the spirit beast incarnated by His Highness."

The Ink Blood Toad wants to fight for it again...

However!

Buzz!!!

A deadly terrorist threat suddenly struck.

It was shocked, and immediately looked over, only to see the 'incarnation of His Highness' holding a terrifying divine bow with starlight flowing, about to lock onto it...

As a demon beast in the Tribulation Crossing Stage, the Ink Blood Toad's perception is naturally very sensitive.

It was certain that if this arrow hit it, then there would be only one outcome waiting for it...

die!

"I promise, Your Highness, I promise to become this fat man's spirit beast, I promise..."

The Ink Blood Toad speaks very quickly.

It can’t be slow!

What if I was a little slower and got shot to death

That would be a truly unjust death!

As soon as it said this, it felt the terrifying murderous intent recede. It couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and praised itself for its wit in its heart.

However…

Fatty Dan's expression was not so good at the moment: "Do you dislike me?"

"without!"

The Ink Blood Toad shook his head repeatedly: "Fatty, you are pretty good, and your pills are delicious, but... Your Highness is undoubtedly more fragrant!"

"As the saying goes, a good bird chooses a good tree to roost in. I am not a bird, but I also want to have a good home..."

“!!!!”

Qi Zifan and Qi Zixiao got goosebumps after hearing these words.

A good destination

Why does it sound so good?!

And at the same time.

Qi Zixiao's gaze was always wandering on the groundhog in the distance, making the groundhog very alert and not daring to approach at all.

Qi Zifan noticed her gaze and couldn't help but whisper, "Are you interested?"

“It’s cute.”

Qi Zixiao responded and asked, "Do you think this groundhog can say 'ah'?"

"I think so, right?"

This question really stumped Qi Zifan.

Although they look exactly the same, who knows if the groundhogs in the world of immortal cultivation can do "ah"

but…

This guy thought about it and was happy.

"I think it suits you very well. How about you keep it as a spirit beast?"

"Besides, you'll know if it will say 'ah' if you try it."

"… "

Qi Zixiao hesitated: "Why do you think it suits me?"

"Look."

Qi Zifan happily transmitted his message: "When we first met, you were always crazy, calling me a bastard and wanting to fight me..."

"This madness, isn't it just 'ah'~~~~?"

"If it can, if you get mad again in the future and it 'ahs'..."

“That’s really amazing!”

Qi Zixiao rolled his eyes immediately and said in a depressed voice: "You are the one who is always mad, you are mad every day!"

"You are the one!"

She added.