Tear!
Golden light shot up into the sky!
Soon, a huge golden furnace appeared above the fat man's head! On the furnace, there were mysterious and profound patterns, which made people know at a glance that it was not an ordinary thing.
"Quack, what are you doing?"
The Ink-Blood Toad croaked, somewhat puzzled.
"You are so high-profile. Have you never died?"
“You don’t understand!”
Fatty Dan shook his head. This is our Zifu secret. Keep a low profile? Playing the pig and eating the tiger? That is an old trick. If you still use it now, you will never die.
"so?"
"So, we should be more high-profile, as high-profile as we can be!"
“Oh, high profile!”
Although Moxuechan didn't understand what this was all about, but... wasn't it just high-profile? Who wouldn't be able to do that?!
"You are too lame, watch me!"
Quack quack quack!
This guy kept croaking for a while, and then he opened his mouth and started to spray...
"Please don't do this!"
The fortune teller not far away was almost shocked...
Others were fine. Even if they didn't use their spiritual sense, they could at least see with their eyes. But he was still blind. He hadn't been able to completely refine his Fiery Eyes and Golden Pupils after entering the furnace for the third time. If he was sprayed with green smoke all over the sky by this guy...
Then am I still alive? !
“Boring!”
In the end, the Ink Blood Toad gave the Divine Calculator face and did not release its own 'vision'...
But, when I looked back, I found that this place had been covered by a large area of 'special effects', and the original color of the sky could no longer be seen.
Alchemy furnace, flying sword, animals... tools...
All kinds of strange phenomena and light effects are maximized!
There is also purple air coming from the east for 30,000 miles, from the other side of the sky, stretching all the way to the depths of Zhongzhou, with no end in sight!
High profile!
How to be high-profile
Of course it’s the first mover!
Just turn up the special effects to the maximum, so that it can be clearly seen from thousands of miles away, for fear that some people may not see it. This... is being high-profile!
"That's more like it."
Qi Zi Fan also released special effects. Under the reflection of the terrifying purple air, those strange visions seemed a little dim.
However... such 'special effects' are enough to explain everything!
Who doesn't know the name of the Purple Mansion Holy Land's founding technique, Purple Qi Coming from the East
With so many extraordinary special effects, who would dare to stop it
Let everyone be more high-profile. This is not Qi Zifan fooling people, but he thinks that this is the way it should be!
Because... it really saves a lot of trouble.
Although he has not experienced it, he has read a lot of novels!
Isn't that the case in all those novels
He is clearly the protagonist of a large sect, or even a disciple of a holy land, but he only knows how to play the pig and eat the tiger...
Then what
You might be stopped and harassed when entering a city gate or something like that... Even when you're walking down the street, countless minions will jump out to taunt you and slap you in the face.
Maybe you feel it's quite cool when you see this routine for the first time. Isn't it cool to keep slapping people in the face
But after watching more...
It’s really poisonous!
Any random cat or dog will jump out to mock, and then the protagonist will slap them in the face, but the problem is, what sense of accomplishment does it get from slapping these cats and dogs in the face
If a person crushes an ant to death, does it feel fulfilling
Then, put yourself in the protagonist’s shoes and imagine if you were the protagonist…
Hehehe.
After he had taken a few steps, a small minion jumped out and taunted and cursed him, then he took action and beat him to death.
After walking a few steps, someone stopped me and asked for a city entrance fee or something...
I have to pretend to be awesome again. But this pretending is not that good...
That's fine. Maybe once you enter the city, you'll meet some dandy boy, and because the protagonist behaves too low-key, he'll fall for the protagonist's female friends...
Including but not limited to fellow Taoists, friends, senior and junior sisters, etc. In a word, if you like someone, you want to take him/her home and ravage him/her.
Can the protagonist agree? He must not agree. This is another act of pretense...
When Qi Zifan thought about this kind of thing happening again and again, and it happened to him, he wanted to say, "Are you annoying?"
Where does all this trouble come from
I'm so damn stupid that I've exposed my identity directly. I'm the Saint, and the people I brought with me are the core disciples of the Zifu Holy Land. What's wrong with that
Do you have the guts to cheat us or provoke us
I can’t kill you!!!
How much trouble can be avoided in this way
Take for example those boundary boats. Su Muxue had said before that the boundary boats caused all kinds of difficulties for cultivators in the Four Wildernesses, especially those with no status or position!
In this situation, keeping a low profile is just asking for trouble!
Of course, entering Zhongzhou with arrogance and domineering attitude will inevitably cause some troubles, such as people from other holy places being unhappy with their group.
But so what
accurate
If you are unhappy, then just be unhappy!
If it really doesn't work, the worst that can happen is a fight!
Whether it's showing off or slapping someone in the face, if someone puts their face close to us, it's hard for us to refuse, right
What we refuse is to slap those minions in the face and those troubles that could have been avoided and are useless~!
To slap the faces of other core disciples of the holy land, or even the holy sons and daughters
Wow, that would be so comfortable~!
Whoosh!
More than 1,300 core disciples of Zifu directly turned on their special effects. At this moment, the terrifying special effects stretched for tens of thousands of miles!
The Green Scaled Eagle flapped its wings, and Qi Zifan took the lead and moved forward again.
…
In the dark.
Jiu Wu and Xiao Zhan looked at each other, and then both smiled with relief.
"That's right!" Xiao Zhan said with a smile, "It seems that Zixiao has already learned a lot from Senior Sister Su's experience. With her leading the team, our Zifu disciples will definitely not suffer any loss."
"Gulp gulp gulp..."
Tuntuntun…
Jiu Wu took several gulps of the spirit wine in succession, and then he laughed: "I knew that Zixiao is a talented child!"
"That's the way it should be. Just walk over there with a swagger. I'll see who dares to make things difficult for us!"
“Thinking back to when we were…”
At this point, Jiu Wu's expression changed immediately, and he snorted coldly: "Humph! It's because we were too honest back then, and the previous Saint didn't teach us some experience in dealing with things!"
"Otherwise, we would have done the same thing. Why would we be harassed so many times by those people on the boundary ship?!"
"Knock his head off!"
Xiao Zhan smiled bitterly: "What happened in the past is in the past, Lao Wu, what's the point of talking about this..."
"Let's watch the kids perform."
…
boom!
Above the sky, purple air came from the east for 30,000 miles, and all kinds of terrifying visions appeared in groups, directly filling up half of the sky...
The Donghuang ferry on the boundary river.
On the huge world ship, the person at the helm and his men noticed it from afar, and then...
Very depressed!
"Why is the Purple Mansion Holy Land so high-profile?!"
The man at the helm said in a depressed tone, "Could it be that their sect elders have not taught them that when they are out in public, they should be low-key in their conduct and high-profile in their work?!"
"Or, they have never been beaten to death?"
"If you act so pretentiously, you will be punished!!!"
He gritted his teeth, feeling depressed.
Many of the subordinates looked at each other in silence, and at the same time... their faces did not look very good.
The people of Zhongzhou have been high and mighty for countless tens of thousands of years, and they look down on the cultivators of the Four Wildernesses from the bottom of their hearts.
In addition, the friction between the monks of Zhongzhou and the Four Wastelands is intensifying...
They, the holy land disciples in charge of the boundary boat, would naturally try every means to make things difficult for the cultivators from the Four Desolate Lands.
At the same time, this is also a "fat job" and it is easy to get all kinds of benefits. Don't want to be difficult? Then give benefits!
Over time, everyone got used to it.
When you see a strange face, you naturally have to make things difficult for him.
Recently, this group of people paid a huge price to come here to take charge of the boundary ship!
Just now, they were still thinking that they would be able to earn back the money they spent soon and make a fortune.
After all... it's a grand gathering of geniuses!
Although from their point of view, there are not many geniuses in Eastern Wasteland, the people of Eastern Wasteland themselves do not think so.
Therefore, in the next period of time, there will be countless people who want to cross the river. Wouldn't this be a great way to reap countless benefits? !
Who can’t be plundered
fart!
Anyone can plunder as long as they don't offend those old monsters. Why can't the younger generation plunder
Even if they are disciples of the Purple Mansion Holy Land, so what? As long as they don't reveal their identities, if they are powerful, at most they can just say I don't know you. The flood washed away the Dragon King Temple, and family members don't recognize each other~
What's the matter
Can you still kill us on the boundary ship? You must want to die! Isn't there a strong man from the previous generation guarding our boundary ship
They were calculating very loudly, especially as time was approaching, they thought that the geniuses from the Zifu Holy Land and other large sects in the Eastern Wilderness would soon arrive, and it was a good time to make money.
The result is now...
The disciples of Zifu Holy Land are here!
They even turned on all the special effects, as if they were afraid that others would not know that they were disciples of the Zifu Holy Land.
And the saint is in charge!
What the hell should I do
Making things difficult? Come on, the Saint Girl has already arrived, bringing with her a large group of Purple Mansion disciples, and you are still making things difficult for her... Is this clearly an attempt to tear up the contract signed by the top leaders of the seven holy places? ?
They can't bear this responsibility!
beat
Although there is an old monster guarding the boundary boat, can he attack the Purple Mansion Saint? Of course not!
In other words…
The Purple Mansion Holy Land is such a big piece of fat meat, but we can’t even get a piece of it
But why is this happening? !
Is there something wrong with them
It is generally recognized that one should keep a low profile when out and about, but why are you guys so high-profile
It's okay for the Purple Mansion Saint, but these saints and saintesses usually don't know how to write the word "low-key", and they have such a belief in their invincibility that they don't bother to deliberately keep a low profile.
But why do you, a bunch of normal Purple Mansion disciples, also turn on all your special effects
What a psycho!!!
Dozens of people in the group were extremely depressed, but they couldn't say anything and could only stare blankly.
Soon, they could hardly open their eyes due to the various special effects...
Qi Zi Fan took the lead and rushed onto the boundary boat on his own!
Behind him, more than a thousand Purple Mansion disciples followed suit, each of them arrogant and domineering, as if they did not take the person in charge of Jiezhou seriously at all!