"There is not a single famous Buddhist mountain or river here. Does this mean that the government has some issues with Buddhism? Or is there some other reason? I seem to have discovered something extraordinary!"
The netizen was very excited.
However, there was a quick rebuttal.
"You are happy too early!"
"What is a cultivator? Cultivating immortals is also called cultivating the truth, which was originally proposed by people who practice Taoism. It is reasonable to choose the famous mountains and rivers of Taoism for the pilot project of spiritual energy revival, right? Please don't make random guesses!"
"I don't think it's just a random guess. After all, the monks nowadays... hehe, how many of them are real monks?"
"They drink alcohol, eat meat and marry wives. The abbot of a certain temple is so fat and big-eared. He is also the CEO of a listed company and has a net worth of billions... Are these monks qualified to be compared with Taoist priests?"
"How should I put it? I think faith is good, but the monks nowadays are really not that good. At least most of them are not good people, not real monks, so they are really not worthy of being the first to benefit from the revival of spiritual energy!"
"That makes sense..."
Buddhism, monks...
Maybe faith is good, at least on the surface, but at present, there are not many real monks among those monks.
Ordinary people are aware of this, let alone official officials
On weekdays I'm just too lazy to pay attention.
At the same time, they also know some things better than ordinary people.
For example, where did Buddhism come from
India!
So what is Buddhism like in India? Let’s take a closer look…
The Buddhism in India is nothing more than fighting for power and making profits, and it is not necessarily a good religion.
For example, in the temples of India today, there are often some so-called "holy women".
But what exactly do these so-called saints do...
Haha, if you learn more about it, you will find that your three views are really overturned.
Although Buddhism in China and Buddhism in India can now be said to be two different religions, the roots are there and we still have to be on guard against them.
Of course, it won’t mean that they will never be allowed to revive their spiritual energy, but at least, they definitely won’t be the first batch.
…
Bob sat there, looking at the many top leaders of the Capitalist Profit Protection Union beside him, and felt a bit of a headache.
Once upon a time, he could still talk nonsense as he pleased, saying "No one knows China better than me", but now... no longer.
"You all know about the notice from China, right?"
"What do you think?!"
Soon, everyone expressed their opinions.
"I don't think they are lying. After all, our people are also in China. They really don't offer immortal cultivation classes, nor do they offer adult immortal cultivation training classes!"
"It seems that they really are doing what is called 'spiritual resuscitation'. God, this word is so difficult to describe."
"I think so..."
When Bob heard these words, he felt overwhelmed and said depressedly: "Olin Shet!"
"What's the use of these?"
"Go Oh Noo Bikki!"
"The problem now is that there are already immortal cultivators in China, and there is definitely more than one!"
"Those Taoist priests with golden light all over their bodies, those Taoist priests who can play with lightning, those boys who can fly with swords, and those girls who can glow..."
Bob cursed: "They already have so many superpowers or immortals, but what about us? We don't even have one!"
"Not only that, they are also reviving spiritual energy, terminal illnesses can heal themselves, and the elderly can become younger. We don't have that!"
"Do you know? My brother has a terminal illness and is about to die!"
"I want my spiritual energy to revive. Do you understand?!"
"What on earth do you do for a living? Why haven't you gotten any information about the revival of spiritual energy yet?"
"We in the United States also need spiritual energy to be revived!!!"
"Also, is it true that we in the United States don't have any superpowers? Find some for me, damnit!"
"I must have some super men who can fight against the superpowers in China, otherwise I will be worried about eating!!"
"Now, right now!"
Bob couldn't help cursing.
He is so depressed.
Since accepting the capitalist income protection union, although he has been causing all kinds of troubles and being scolded like a dog, in fact, he has made the capitalist income protection union's income reach new highs...
Besides, the Eagle Country is a powerful country. Who has it ever been afraid of? It has never been afraid of anyone!
You can bully whoever you want and sanction whoever you want.
But now, the situation has changed, and the problem is very serious!
The continuous appearance of immortal cultivators was not enough, and even the Ministry of Residents’ Happiness and Life directly confirmed that they were carrying out the so-called spiritual energy revival...
But on my side, there was nothing and I could only watch.
How can we have fun if we keep doing this?!
There was no way to play at all, so he was very anxious and urgently needed some people with super powers to work for him!
"I don't care what method you use!"
"Whether you use money, beauties, or power to recruit a group of superpowers from China, or find some superpowers in our country or other countries to serve me, in short, I need some superpowers, right now!!!"
Faced with Bob's anger and scolding, the top leaders of the Capitalist Profit Protection Union looked at each other, most of them lowered their heads, looked at each other, and stopped talking.
What does this... have to do with them
Anyway, they are not responsible for this matter, so whoever should be criticized should stand up.
Soon, the person in charge of finding the superpower person spoke up weakly: "Mr. Bob, we have actually found some clues, and even locked onto a superpower person!"
"oh?!"
Bob's expression suddenly changed. He was no longer angry, but smiled and said, "Tell me, who is this person with super powers?!"
"A descendant of the Knights of the Crusades!"
"?"
"That's not one of ours, is it?"
"Indeed, it is not. However, the Paladins are composed of people with super powers. Over the years, everyone thought that the Paladins were just a legend, but in fact, they actually existed!"
"It's just that the number of people was very small, and eventually, they even became extinct."
"However, we found a person who once inadvertently displayed superpowers, but it was later 'deciphered' by others and they thought it was very ordinary. But after careful comparison, I found that he should have superpowers!"
"Then what are you still doing here? Why don't you go contact him?"
Bob yelled, "Wait, I'll go with you!"
…
Half a day later, in an inconspicuous small town.
Compared to China's cities and towns which are generally quite modern, Eagle Country has a vast territory and a sparse population, so many small towns are actually relatively backward.
Moreover, they are accustomed to rural life, and a large number of them are not used to using smart phones and do not like to surf the Internet.
This small town is like this, and it is quite backward. Coming from the big city to this small town is like crossing decades of time.
Coming to this kind of place, Bob's mood suddenly improved a lot: "This place has that kind of flavor. Superpowers like to live in seclusion in places like this."
Everyone was stunned: "Mr. Bob, how did you know?"
"It's said in Huaguo's book!"
Bob said casually, "There is an overseas version of the Chinese website Get Up, which contains many stories about people with super powers."
Everyone: “…”
Damn it!
Isn't that an online novel website
It’s still an overseas version!
"plz follow me."
William, who was in charge of finding people with super powers, was speechless for a while, but he didn't know what to say. He just led the way and led everyone there.
A few minutes later.
William knocked on the door of a house that had a medieval style.
"Who are you?"
A sturdy man, with muscles taut all over his body, who looked like a real-life Thor, stood at the door with a vigilant look in his eyes.
"A stranger?"
"Hello, Morton!"
William Lian stretched out his hand and said, "We are from the Capitalist Profit Protection Union. That is the president, Mr. Bob. You should know that."
“Bob?”
Morton shook hands with William gently, then frowned: "I thought the president of the Capitalist Profit Protection Union was a black man. What was his name? Thompson?"
William: “…”
Bob: “…”
Everyone: “…”
William immediately smiled bitterly, wiping his cold sweat and said, “That’s the president of the previous guild. The current badge is Mr. Bob.”
"oh!"
Morton suddenly realized: "Then why are you looking for me? I don't remember any relationship with you."
"Also, I'm a little curious, this Bob... when did he take office? Yesterday? Or today?"
Everyone: “…”
Fuck?!
How long has it been since he paid attention to the news that he doesn't even know this? !
The corners of Bob's mouth kept twitching: "It's been more than a year, and it's almost two years..."
"Really? I didn't know that!" Morton was surprised. "Why didn't anyone tell me? Like, release a news article, or a video or something?"
“Do you have a smartphone?”
“… No, I have a Nokia phone, why?”
"Where's the computer?"
"That thing is bigger than the house, what are you doing here?"
Everyone almost fell to the ground.
Damn it!
What era are you from?!
A computer is bigger than a house? Are you talking about the newly invented computer? That was many years ago
Although they wanted to complain, at the same time, they also keenly discovered the problem.
That is, Bob's "memory" is still stuck in decades or even hundreds of years ago? !
Well, if he is not lying, then he has experienced that era... In other words, this man is likely to be over a hundred years old? !
He really is a person with super powers!
Bob and the others were suddenly very excited and their breathing became rapid.
"Mr. Morton, I'd like to invite you to dinner and then we can have a good chat." Bob couldn't help but speak himself.
"Then let's talk. Follow me."
Morton was not afraid either. He calmly asked Bob and others to follow him into the house.