Lin Fan complained for a while, not because he was so great, but simply because he thought it was a bit strange...
It's fine if they rob tombs, and it's normal to find some ghosts, monsters, and zombies, but digging out elixirs, isn't that too much
It's not like we're robbing the tomb of the gods, right
While shaking his head, he closed the novel interface and opened the message board.
Lin Zixiao in the picture had a cold expression on his face: "The current spiritual energy is not enough to support rapid cultivation."
"According to my guess, if we want to allow cultivators above the Golden Core Stage, or even above the Nascent Soul Stage, to have a normal cultivation speed, we must wait for a period of time after the spiritual energy of the entire world recovers."
"But that's too slow, we can't wait that long."
"It is even certain that before that, there will be cultivators coming from outer space, and the crisis will come. Therefore, we must improve our strength as soon as possible."
"So, I thought of a way, dig the grave!"
Seeing this, Lin Fan's scalp exploded: "..."
"No wonder our Saint is reading tomb-robbing novels, novels about digging out elixirs from tombs. Oh my god, is she going to rob tombs herself? No, according to her, she's going to dig graves?!"
(O_O)?.
Lin Fan was a little confused.
In the video, Lin Zixiao's words never paused. She continued: "The bronze sword and bronze spear you used before were all dug out from the ancient tomb!"
"I think that in certain ancient tombs, there must be things related to immortal cultivators, and they can even provide good help to you and me. Therefore, it is worth a try!"
"I have already informed the Ministry of Residents' Happiness and Life. When you come over, I will go and dig up the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor."
"The Empress's Tomb is also within my plan~!"
…
Lin Fan: “(⊙o⊙)…”
"I'll go?"
"If that's the case, the lid of the Emperor's coffin will soon be unable to cover itself! This, this, this..."
How can this be suppressed?!
Oh my god, our Saint Qi is going to dig graves!
Even the Ministry of Residents' Well-being has already given notice, doesn't this mean that this is inevitable
“Eh!!!”
"Emperor Qin Shi Huang, please don't blame me in heaven. This matter was not my fault. It was our Saint Girl who... "
"Even if it's my body, it's not my soul. I really don't want to dig your grave."
"But then again, digging up graves sounds a bit weird, tomb robbing... er, let's just call it archaeology."
"I am a cultured person after all. How can I call it stealing if it's something that a cultured person does?"
While muttering.
This guy is also thinking.
Try to find some objects from the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor that are useful or beneficial to you
It's really possible!
After all, the Sword of Gou Jian, King of Yue, and the Spear of Fu Chai, King of Wu, are two good examples. Weren't they both dug out from ancient tombs
The legends about immortals about Emperor Qin Shi Huang are much more numerous than those of these two.
They are both cultivating immortality and seeking elixirs.
In addition, the dragon veins were also the ones that the First Emperor sent people to cut the most, so... whose tomb is most likely to have treasures that are beneficial to immortal cultivators
It really is the First Emperor!
"It seems that your coffin lid is really going to break open, Emperor Qin Shi Huang!"
"But don't worry, I will tell our Saint Daughter to be a little gentle and try not to disturb your sleep, ahem..."
…
The message content has ended.
However, before Lin Fan could do anything, the phone suddenly rang.
The call came from the seventh deputy minister.
…
On the other end of the phone, seven deputy ministers were using video, and the other ten ministers of the Department of Residents’ Well-being were watching from afar via video.
"Mr. Lin."
Holding the phone, the seventh deputy minister was a little confused: "How are you feeling today?"
Lin Fan: “…”
Is there such a problem?!
"I'm fine, what's up?"
Lin Fan's response made the Seventh Deputy Minister feel relieved.
On the other side of the video, the minister also laughed out loud: "That's right, that's right, this time it's not the second personality, you can tell from the tone of voice!"
They have 'figured it out'.
Second personality
The way he speaks is very cold, and it feels like he is keeping you at a distance! And it is also very difficult to talk to him.
So they don't want to deal with the 'second personality'.
But no one knows when Lin Fan's second personality appeared, so what should we do
So they worked out a solution.
That is to ask proactively!
Let’s not talk about the purpose of contacting you and asking you. In short, let’s first determine which personality it is!
Not the second personality? Then quickly tell me the problem, and then we will try our best to cooperate with the first personality and do everything we should and shouldn't do.
When the second personality takes over...
Hehehe~!
The work has been done, and we don't have to deal with the second personality anymore, right
Isn’t this the perfect solution
For example, now~!
…
Deputy Minister Seven immediately said, "As long as you are in a good mood, didn't you say before that you wanted to... do some archaeological excavation work?"
"We have decided to send a professional team to cooperate with you to protect and record the relevant cultural relics. What do you think, Mr. Lin?"
"… "
Lin Fan was stunned.
What
Before he could say anything, the Seventh Deputy Minister said, "By the way, the relevant personnel and equipment are all in place."
"The site clearing work has also been completed. Currently, there are no tourists or outsiders in the entire Qin Shi Huang Mausoleum area, and archaeological excavation work can be carried out at any time."
"As soon as you, Mr. Lin, arrive, we'll start right away. When do you think you're free?"
The seventh deputy minister seemed a little anxious.
There’s nothing I can do!
How can you not be anxious
Who knows when Lin Fan's 'second personality' will emerge
Of course, we have to get things done as quickly as possible while he is in the 'first personality'. Otherwise, once the second personality appears, it will be difficult to deal with him.
"Forehead… "
Lin Fan pondered for a while, but before he could say anything, the seventh deputy minister spoke again: "By the way, I'd like to ask, when will your second personality appear, or under what circumstances will it appear?"
"We should also prepare a little..."
This is true!
They really want to prepare.
For example, if we knew under what conditions Lin Fan would change into his second personality... such as after sleeping, or being stimulated by something, or even smelling a certain smell.
But no matter what, as long as you know the source of this "change", you can prevent it in advance!
"… "
Lin Fan still didn't say anything.
But through this third question, he roughly understood what was going on.
"So, to put it simply, the people in the Residents' Happiness Department are scared of my 'second personality' and don't want to cooperate with her?"
Lin Fan was happy.
"What on earth did our Saint do?"
but…
You're free anyway, right
Anyway, our saint has said that she wants to go dig graves, and now the Department of Residents' Happiness and Life has everything ready. Isn't it a waste of time for us, a hipster with a slow cultivation speed, to stay at home
Besides, our Saint also said that time is running out.
In that case…
Then let’s go!
"first."
Lin Fan finally spoke: "You can send a team to follow me and take relevant records. You can even broadcast it live if you want."
"But everything is governed by my will. They cannot order me around. On the contrary, they must obey me. Otherwise, I cannot guarantee that anything will go wrong!"
"That's for sure."
The seventh deputy minister immediately agreed: "Your opinion is the most important!"
"Secondly..."
Lin Fan added: "I can rush over right now. Since you are already prepared, let's make a quick decision to avoid wasting too much manpower and resources."
"That would be great..."
"As for when I will change into my second personality, or if there is any trigger for the change, I really don't know~"
This guy started to lie: "My personality changes are without any basis or rules. Sometimes it lasts for one or two days, sometimes it lasts for one or two minutes, and the longest one even lasts for several months, so..."
Seventh Deputy Minister: “…”
On the other end of the phone and video, all ten ministers were dumbfounded.
No pattern
Is it even possible to swap every few months
The cause is not clear
This, this, this... This is really uncomfortable!
I feel a little depressed, but what can I do
"Then it's settled."
Seeing that the old brothers on the other end of the video were all giving him the OK sign, the Seventh Deputy Minister agreed.
"But as for the live broadcast... we don't know who you'll allow to do the live broadcast, so we invited an old friend of yours. You should be quite familiar with her. I hope we can have a pleasant cooperation."
"Old friend?!"
Lin Fan was stunned...
What the hell?!
Where are my old friends
Besides, you are the official department. When you find someone to broadcast live, shouldn’t it be a TV station or a news channel
Looking for my old friend
…
Lin Fan was confused, but he didn't know that the seven deputy ministers were also feeling very uncomfortable.
Of course they want to find some professionals to broadcast and record it in all aspects, right
But this is really not appropriate.
Firstly, if everything was recorded, wouldn’t that mean Lin Fan would lose all his mystery? The whole world would know that the immortal cultivator was Lin Fan?!
Secondly, what if Lin Fan suddenly develops into a second personality and becomes displeased with those people
Even if we don't kill them, but just forbid them from following and broadcasting, that's not good either!
So they could only find an "acquaintance" to cooperate with Lin Fan.
At the same time, this 'acquaintance' happened to be extremely lucky and took pictures of things she shouldn't have taken pictures of.
I didn't want her to do live broadcasts anymore in the first place, and now this has just happened, isn't it just right
Kill two birds with one stone!
There is no other solution.
…
Shortly after hanging up the phone, Liu Gang drove over.
"Mr. Lin, the ministers asked me to pick you up at the airport."
"No problem."
Lin Fan smiled and glanced at his right hand: "Alright?"
Liu Gang's eyelids jumped: "Okay, okay..."
…
Half a day later, outside the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor, Lin Fan met their so-called "acquaintance"~!