Okay!
I wanted to piss this guy off a little, but ended up pissing myself off instead! Hehehe… Hehe, you little head!
Qi Zixiao almost couldn't help rolling his eyes.
At this time, Fatty Dan came over and said, "Hehe, fellow Daoist, may I ask which sect or school you are from, and where are you from?"
"I see that you are full of precious aura, you must be destined to be very rich and powerful!"
"And recently, we in Zifu have a chess game that can help people realize the great Dao, called Mahjong!"
"I wonder if you would like to play mahjong with me and realize the great Dao?"
Qi Zixiao: “…”
The fortune teller: “…”
Lu Ming: “…”
Chen Cheng, Zhou Yining: "..."
Everyone was speechless, but Fan Jianqiang, who looked honest, was very interested: "Mahjong can really help us understand the great truth, and contains endless mysteries between heaven and earth..."
"We have seen each other for a long time. I would like to share this great Dao with you, fellow Daoist Hehe. What do you think?"
Lin Fan's eyes rolled.
Qi Zixiao almost put his hand on his forehead...
The two of them knew Fatty Dan and Fan Jianqiang very well. Seeing them singing the same tune, how could they not know what the two were thinking? !
It's obvious that he just wants to see how rich Lin Fan is and win a few games~!
but…
Qi Zixiao just wanted to say that he was overestimating his own abilities.
I learned how to play Mahjong from Earth. Even now, I can still beat you to the ground. Do you still want to provoke me?!
Want to win spirit stones
If we really play mahjong together, you will probably cry!
Thinking of this, she immediately said, "We still have to sign up, so let's just forget about it today."
"Your Highness, how can you worry about this matter?"
Fatty Dan patted his chest and smiled brightly: "Just watch~!"
After he finished speaking, without waiting for Qi Zixiao's response, he walked directly to the registration office. And because their "special effects" were always on, they attracted a lot of attention before they even got close.
At this moment, when Fatty Dan approached, the expressions of everyone at the registration office changed.
The Three Saints City has a high status in the world of immortal cultivation!
But the problem is that compared with the Holy Land, it is still far behind...
At this moment, Fatty Dan came over with special effects on, and he almost had the words "I am a core disciple of Zifu Holy Land" written on his face.
How can they stay calm?!
"I, Dan Chengzi from Zifu Holy Land, am here to sign up!"
When he got closer, he slammed the table and said, "Hurry up, do you hear me?!"
Arrogant!
Extremely arrogant!
But this fellow still felt unsatisfied, and slammed the table and yelled: "Look at my face clearly. Also, help me add the Saint Girl, my senior brother, the Divine Calculator Fang Wu, and Fan Jianqiang and Lu Ming from the Dionysus Peak, as well as His Highness's guardian disciples Chen Cheng and Miss Zhou Yining to sign up!"
"Right now! Immediately!"
"If you dare to neglect me, I will screw off your heads!"
"… "
Arrogant and domineering!
Fatty Dan has really grasped the essence of this. At first glance, he is a dandy young man from a large sect. Not only is he arrogant and domineering, he is also unreasonable.
but…
But no one thinks there is anything wrong!
The other monks who were cut in line were all very unhappy and wanted to ask Fatty Dan for an explanation.
But when I saw this guy's special effects, and his arrogance, and the fact that he mentioned the Purple Mansion Holy Land as soon as he opened his mouth, and that he also represented the Purple Mansion Saintess, etc...
Who dares to provoke this? !
Not happy with it
Of course, I was unhappy with Fatty Dan, but even though I was unhappy, how many people would dare to provoke the Purple Mansion Holy Land? !
Ordinary cultivators, and even the geniuses from first-rate sects, may not dare to provoke him!
Then…
They just watched Fatty Dan swear and cut in line.
Then we asked the person in charge to register them, but they just registered their names before they showed up!!!
"this?"
"How can this be possible!"
Many monks were angry and whispered, "We all have to line up here. It's ok for him to cut in line, but how can those people who haven't even arrived yet sign up?"
"Be careful with your words!"
"That's someone from the Purple Mansion Holy Land!"
"The Holy Land is indeed a privilege..."
"Alas, we, the disciples of small sects and even independent cultivators, should just line up obediently..."
…
Privilege, that's privilege!
Many people are unhappy, but they can only complain to themselves.
However, they then discovered that this was just the beginning!
When Fatty Dan was about to leave with a bunch of jade tablets, the person in charge reminded him, "Brother Dan, the registration fee is 100 spirit stones per person. In addition, you need to go to the formation to test your bone age..."
"What?!"
Fatty Dan raised his eyebrows and immediately became unhappy: "You want spirit stones from me? Huh???"
"That's the rule..."
The person in charge was almost crying.
Isn't this too arrogant and disrespectful
This is a blatant robbery!
"rule?"
Fatty Dan raised his chin and said, "My words are the rules!"
"Whoever disagrees, let him come to me!"
"Also, you dare to ask us to test our bone age??? Wait, is this necessary?"
"Who doesn't know our age? If you don't believe me, just send someone to the Purple Mansion to check!"
"I have something else to do, so I'm leaving now!"
After saying that, he snorted coldly, held the registration jade token in his hand, and walked away in a swagger.
Sign up for Lingshi
No!
Testing bone age
Unexpected!!!
What the hell, who doesn't know how old we are? If you have the guts, send someone to Zifu to check!
Everyone was stunned when they saw this: "_(|3"∠)_… "
The monks who were preparing to sign up nearby, or who had signed up but had not yet left, were all dumbfounded, all stunned by the scene before them.
No one had ever thought that such a situation would arise.
Too arrogant...
Even Lin Fan was surprised by Fatty Dan's arrogance and wanted to give him a thumbs up...
What does arrogance mean
This is called arrogance!
Awesome!
The Three Holy Cities didn't even give him face, tsk tsk tsk...
…
"Your Highness, it's done."
Fatty Dan distributed the registration jade cards to Qi Zixiao and the others, and then said with a grin, "Is everything going to be alright now?"
"Can we invite fellow Daoist Hehe to the restaurant where we are staying to play mahjong together?"
"Your Highness..."
Fan Jianqiang then said, "I know you are worried about Daoist Fellow Hehe, but Daoist Fellow Hehe is very talented and will definitely be able to realize the great Dao~!"
"… "
Qi Zixiao rolled his eyes.
Am I worried about him
Why am I worried about him?!
Now he is using my original body and is going crazy. I can’t control him, and you can’t control him either!
Play mahjong
Hey, that’s even more uncontrollable!
I'm just worried that you guys will cry after losing, okay?!
She was speechless for a while.
but…
Lin Fan said, "It's hard to refuse such a kind invitation."
"Mahjong?"
He shook his head and said, "Fat Daoist friend, and this Daoist friend who looks very honest, you two are good people at first glance, and I have also played mahjong on the immortal machine, it is indeed very profound!"
"Since you two have invited me so warmly, it would be too arrogant if I still refused."
"That's settled!"
This guy smiled and said: "I will go play mahjong with you guys~~~"
Ha~!
At this moment, Lin Fan almost really transformed into the real person Hehe.
You all know my name, and you all call me "Haha Daoyou" all the time... It's funny, right?!
OK!
Let's give you a name.
Dan Chengzi? ----Father Fatty!
Fan Jianqiang? ----An honest fellow Taoist!
A divine fortune teller? ---- Blind Taoist friend~!
What's the matter
In addition, not only will I give you a Taoist name, I will also make you cry and give me money, tsk tsk tsk ~
This guy winked at Qi Zixiao.
Qi Zixiao immediately rolled his eyes at this guy and was speechless.
"You can't blame me for this." She muttered to herself, "I have already reminded him and refused."
"But if they want to bring it to my door, I can only... accept it reluctantly."
She was a little embarrassed at first.
After all, doesn't it seem like Lin Fan and I are teaming up to cheat our fellow disciples of their spiritual stones? I always feel that this is a little bit not good.
But now you insist on it... and you insist on it again and again, so I can only accept it helplessly~
Yes, it is ‘me’, ‘helpless’~!
Although the one playing mahjong with you was Lin Fan, that guy was using our real body, and he couldn't take the spirit stones back.
Didn't I accept it
No problem~!
Then…
Qi Zixiao hasn't said anything yet.
Fatty Dan jumped out, smiling brightly, "Right, right, that's right. Hehe, fellow Daoist, you and I hit it off right away. How can I not bring you along for such a good cause?"
"Father Fatty is such a good man~!"
"Hehe, fellow Daoist, you are too polite..."
"Fatty Daoist Friend..."
"Hehe, fellow Daoist..."
The two were almost arm in arm.
Then, with Qi Zixiao rolling his eyes, the group headed towards the restaurant where they were staying...
…
After they left.
The monks who were originally present could no longer hold back and made a loud noise.
"This... is actually possible?!"
"Is it possible not to pay the registration fee?"
“I don’t even have to take part in the bone age test?”
"This is simply outrageous!"
“That’s not fair!”
"Although I am just a casual cultivator, I am also well-known in my hometown. Everyone knows me. Why do I still need to measure my bone age?!"
"… "
There was a commotion.
What is worrying is not the scarcity of wealth, but the inequality of wealth.
Although Fatty Dan represents the Purple Mansion Holy Land, there are always some people who will feel dissatisfied.
but…
At most, they are just making trouble. Who would dare to go against the Three Holy Cities?!
at the same time.
Among these people, those with high status all had their eyes flickering, and had some ideas...
That fat guy Dan from the Zifu Holy Land has clearly given us a perfect example~!
queue?!
What the hell is this queue
A complete waste of time!
The current Sword Master of the Sword and Blade Divine Sect, a first-rate sect also located in the East Wilderness, had already witnessed the arrogance and domineering nature of the Purple Mansion disciples when he was on the boundary boat.
At that time, he made up his mind that he should study~!
And this moment, isn't it the best opportunity? !
choke!!!
Suddenly, thousands of swords rang out here, and a large number of flying swords soared into the sky on their own, as if they were paying homage!