"Coming?"
Looking at Qi Zixiao pushing the door open, Lin Fan grinned.
"Are you impatient?"
Qi Zixiao walked into the room, closed the door and asked.
"Not really. I believe you." He smiled brightly, "You said you would come, so you will definitely come, right?"
This guy, does he trust me so much
Hearing this, Qi Zixiao was immediately delighted, but he did not show it. Instead, he said proudly, "That's right."
"What this Saint said is of course true!"
The corners of her mouth involuntarily curled up, but soon calmed down, and then continued the cycle.
Seeing these small details, Lin Fan almost laughed out loud~
Hehehe, although I have never been in love, I am at least a native modern person, right
Plus, those unlucky domestic directors can always turn any TV series or movie into a big romance movie...
Under the influence of these "cultures", coupled with my intelligence, it is easy for me to please her and say something that my saint likes to hear, isn't it? !
What
Liar
Smooth talking
rhetoric
Bullshit!
Flirting is just sweet talk, and those who get on the bus without buying a ticket are scumbags. But we are heading to the 'grave' together, can that be called sweet talk
This is called cultivating feelings~!
…
The two sat opposite each other, but Qi Zixiao didn't know what to say, so he said, "Didn't you ask me to share the lion's head?"
"I am coming."
Lin Fan: “…”
Well, that’s more direct than ours.
This guy didn't waste any time. He directly tore off a large piece of meat from the lion's head from the storage bag, wrapped it with his true energy, and put it to Qi Zixiao's mouth.
Then, he tore off many more pieces.
Soon, the room was filled with floating braised lion's head meat, and was also filled with a large number of Dao patterns and law fragments, which looked extremely magical.
The two of them directly "bathed" in the "forest of flesh", and this scene made Qi Zixiao laugh and cry.
There was no way. It wasn't that Lin Fan was reluctant to take out everything, but the house was the size of a normal room.
The lion head is several dozen feet in diameter... How can we get it out?!
You can only put it in a storage bag, tear it open and then take it out.
Moreover, the speed of time flowing in the storage bag is infinitely close to zero, so even after a few days, the lion's head is still fresh and even hot!
“Eat it while it’s hot.”
Lin Fan grinned: "You're welcome, I'll treat you."
“I obviously bought this.”
Qi Zixiao curled her lips, but didn't ask further questions. She rolled her eyes and said, "You're just treating me to a meal like this?"
"Is there any problem?" Lin Fan blinked, somewhat puzzled.
"Where are the chopsticks?"
Qi Zixiao was speechless: "I am a saint, you won't let me bite it directly, right?"
"Ahem..."
Lin Fan coughed dryly.
He remembered the image sent by Sister Wu, and knew that he was not qualified to touch the lion-head-like tableware.
Chopsticks
It must be specially made, and the key is that we don’t have it!
But this doesn't pose a problem for this guy.
How many times have we seen this in movies, TV shows, and novels? Princesses, saints, rich ladies from wealthy families, etc., although they are very gentle and elegant, but that's because they have never been exposed to eating large pieces of meat and drinking large bowls of wine~
otherwise…
How can eating in small bites be as enjoyable as eating in big mouthfuls
Especially this kind of delicacy, right
"Zixiao, you don't know this~" This guy was about to start fooling people.
"Call me Your Highness!"
"Got it, Zixiao."
"… "
"Zixiao, you don't know that this kind of delicacy should be held in both hands and eaten with big mouthfuls!"
"If you don't believe me, why don't you try it?"
"real?"
Qi Zixiao was skeptical, and looked at him with her beautiful eyes: "You bastard, you are good at fooling people. Are you trying to fool me and make fun of me?"
"nonsense!"
Lin Fan glared: "Am I that kind of person?"
Then, he patted his chest and said, "When have I ever fooled you? Even if I were to fool everyone in the world, I would never fool you!"
"If you don't believe me, let me show you a sample first?"
Qi Zixiao: “…”
She said nothing, but her face turned slightly red.
Are you blushing already
Lin Fan was a little dazed.
Even though I said some 'cheesy love words' or something like that, given her personality, she shouldn't blush, right
What's going on
Is this incarnation a little different
Seeing Lin Fan staring at him blankly, Qi Zixiao felt even more ashamed and angry, but he couldn't speak...
Corny love talk?!
Qi Zixiao really liked to hear these words, but what really made her blush was Lin Fan's actions.
This guy, pat his chest!!!
But the problem is that the guy's body at this moment is clearly his original body, he just uses the art of illusion, so it just looks like his body.
But illusion is just illusion, the original body is still your own self!
Beating your chest like this, isn't that...
Damn it!
This guy is looking at me like this!
and…
He acted as if nothing happened
This bastard!!!
The mixture of shame and anger turned into gnashing of teeth, and Qi Zixiao almost lost his temper.
At this moment, Lin Fan looked like Lin Fan, but in fact, he was still Qi Zifan. So, when he pounded his chest, what he felt was definitely not his chest muscles, but...
"You bastard!"
She couldn't help but speak, almost going crazy.
"Uh... everything I said is true!"
Lin Fan reacted.
At this moment, the two of them were surrounded by large pieces of lion head meat wrapped in true energy. As soon as Lin Fan finished speaking, he was about to grab a piece and start chewing...
But then he stopped and spoke to himself.
“I almost forgot to wash my hands!”
"We have to wash our hands first, otherwise there will be bacteria, and it would be bad if we get sick."
When Qi Zixiao heard this, he rolled his eyes to the sky.
"What about bacteria?!"
"As immortal cultivators, are we afraid of mere bacteria?"
"You can't say that!"
Lin Fan said seriously: "I'm talking about science!"
"You must be aware that on Earth, humanity's biggest enemy is still viruses, bacteria, etc., especially viruses."
"Although cultivators have strong physiques, the spiritual energy in the cultivation world is abundant. In this environment, the virus is likely to mutate and evolve, right?"
"What if a virus appears that can affect cultivators?"
"So, we still need to be cautious!"
Qi Zixiao was stunned...
She actually thought it made sense.
For example, for humans on Earth, in an environment without spiritual energy, living to the age of eighty is considered longevity. A hundred years old? That would be a birthday star!
What about the world of immortal cultivation? Living to 200 years old is simply child's play. Even if one does not cultivate immortality, the life span of a person is generally over 200 years old.
So, are there viruses in the world of immortal cultivation
It should exist!
What if the virus in the world of immortal cultivation evolves or mutates... Isn't it possible that what this guy said is true
For a moment, Qi Zixiao was stunned and frightened by this idea.
If it is "equal proportion" evolution and mutation.
On Earth, the virus is extremely terrifying to ordinary people. So in the world of immortal cultivation, will it also cause terrible harm to immortal cultivators, or even cause an epidemic
hiss~~
The more I think about it, the scarier it gets!
but…
Suddenly, the touch on his hand brought Qi Zixiao back to his senses.
Then…
(????ω????)?…
￣__￣｜｜…
She fainted.
This guy actually got a basin from somewhere, and the basin was filled with water...
That’s not all, the most important thing is that this guy has come over, grabbed my hands, put them in clean water, and is rubbing them repeatedly!
That’s right!
It was this guy Lin Fan who grabbed his hands, put them into clean water, and kept rubbing them!
But the question is, I can just scrub it, can't I do it myself? Do I want you to scrub it
And you can just rub it, is it necessary to be so careful
Qi Zixiao rolled his eyes.
Then, he was so angry that he laughed.
“Hehehe!”
She stared at Lin Fan, speechless.
At this moment, how could she not understand
This guy clearly wants to touch my hand openly! ! ! !
hateful!
What kind of bacteria or viruses, after being nourished by spiritual energy, have the potential to evolve into extremely terrifying super viruses
It's all bullshit!
At first glance it seems possible, right
But if you think about it...
Where are the plagues and super epidemics in the world of immortal cultivation
Even ordinary people who don't practice cultivation rarely get sick, let alone cultivators? How many years has the cultivation world been passed down
For at least millions of years, no sect or cultivator has been killed by plague or anything like that.
Isn’t this enough to illustrate the problem
Besides, we have read so many novels about cultivating immortals on Earth, but we have never seen anyone mention that viruses would evolve or mutate due to the nourishment of spiritual energy, right? !
This bastard is clearly trying to fool me!
The purpose is to touch my hand openly!
She glared at Lin Fan angrily, but he looked serious and scrubbed it for a while before picking it up...
That’s not all.
She pulled his clothes again to help her dry her hands, then said, "Well... not bad!"
"It's clean and ready to eat."
Eat? What to eat
Are you going to eat my hand
Qi Zixiao even pulled his hand back.
"You bastard! You tricked me!"
"I don't!"
Can Lin Fan admit it? Of course not!
"I just analyze the problem from a scientific perspective and try to avoid those problems as much as possible."
Qi Zixiao sneered.
I don't believe you!
In other words, the one touching my hand at this moment is actually me. If it were your own person, I would chop off your hand!
Qi Zixiao murmured in his heart.
Lin Fan acted as if nothing had happened: "Come on, come on, eat!"
"How about I feed you?"
Qi Zixiao: “…”
"No thanks!"
She got goose bumps all over her body and her hands and feet felt stiff.
Lian grabbed a piece of braised lion's head meat next to him and put it to his red lips.
Then…
She found that the piece of meat was much bigger than her head!
“Eat!”
Lin Fan also held a piece in his hand and took a bite. His face was full of enjoyment, and he urged: "It's delicious, no wonder it's so expensive~!"
How can it not be delicious
Qi Zixiao wanted to roll his eyes again, then took a small bite tentatively, and found out...
It's really good? It doesn't seem to be out of place.