Dan Chengzi sat on his bed, sighing.
"well!"
The guy shook his head, his fat swaying, and then he became quiet. But he was quiet for less than two minutes before he let out another long sigh.
“Ah~~~~~”
"I say, Fatty, have you had enough?"
The fortune teller stared with his red eyes, not only could he not see anything, but he also looked a little scary.
“You don’t know!”
"Although I am fat and have little talent, I have a heart that wants to rise up!"
"I also want to be called a genius, to be praised by the world, and to perform with unparalleled grace under the attention of the world, okay?"
"Unfortunately, this luck is really bad..."
"Tell me, how did I end up meeting Jianzi?"
“This is only the first round!”
"There are at least tens of thousands of people participating in the competition, and this guy can definitely make it into the top 100 or even top 50. How come I met him in the first round?"
Once he started talking, Dan Chengzi couldn't help himself and kept on chattering, which gave the fortune teller a headache.
Before he could say anything, Dan Chengzi asked again: "By the way, blind man, can't you tell fortunes?"
"Calculate for me, will I become a peerless genius in the future, beat up countless strong men, and be admired by the world?"
"… "
The fortune teller was speechless for a while.
"Then I'll calculate it for you?"
"Calculate it for me."
Dan Chengzi became interested and finally stopped sighing.
Seeing that he stopped sighing, the fortune teller's mood gradually improved, but he suddenly thought of another question.
What if this guy's future is bleak
Wouldn't it be even more annoying to sigh? !
He suddenly felt a little regretful.
but…
If I don't count it, this guy will definitely continue to sigh. If I count it, there is a 50% chance that he will stop sighing...
Calculate!
The divine fortune teller immediately used the Heaven and Earth Great Evolution Technique, and then...
The ball of light that appeared in his mind made him dumbfounded.
“So big!”
It’s as high as two floors!
The fortune teller immediately retreated in a cold sweat...
Seeing him open his eyes, Dan Chengzi came over and asked slyly, "So soon? Am I short-lived?!"
"fart!"
The fortune teller's forehead was covered with sweat and he was frightened.
This guy's future is much more terrifying than I imagined!!!
And such a terrifying ball of light must have many variables in the future... Forget it!!! Forget it!
How do you calculate this
A light ball that big is simply not something that the current divine fortune teller can break. In other words, let alone Your Highness, I can't even predict the future of this fat man? !
The divine fortune teller was so shocked that he couldn't express it in words...
"Your future is destined to be extraordinary!"
"oh?!"
When Dan Chengzi heard this, he immediately smiled and said, "I will be very powerful in the future?! Then I feel relieved!"
"But... Alas!!!"
Just when the fortune teller thought he would no longer be tortured by this guy's sighs, he started again...
"well!"
"What are you sighing about?!"
"I'm going to kneel down this time!"
"What a great opportunity!!"
"Although according to what you said, I should be a late bloomer, but I would rather shine earlier..."
"I… "
The divine fortune teller held his forehead with one hand, speechless.
But Dan Chengzi had no such awareness at all. He kept muttering to himself as if he had endless things to say.
"If you keep doing this I'll have to set up a soundproof barrier!"
He threatened.
"How could you do this?" Unexpectedly, Dan Chengzi's face was full of resentment when he heard this: "I thought you and I were as close as brothers, but I didn't expect that you actually despise me..."
"I'm so miserable, and you still despise me!"
"I… "
Wow!
The fortune teller's scalp tingled, and he directly set up a soundproof barrier, and finally it became a little quieter.
Seeing this, Dan Chengzi knew that the other party could not hear him, so he couldn't help but sigh, and then sat on the bed, crying.
The fortune teller doesn't even bother to look at this thing anymore...
…
"Oh, my life is so miserable!"
"My first opponent is Jianzi. I have no chance of winning unless I use the biochemical pill to catch him by surprise?!"
"No, this guy's attack speed is much faster than my speed of throwing pills. I won't be able to arrange the venue in advance. Before my biochemical pill affects him, he will have already dealt with me, right?"
"Is it really just a matter of admitting defeat?"
Fatty Dan had a sad face and looked very uncomfortable.
“Ahem~”
But at this moment, the cell phone beeped.
"Who wants to add me as a friend?"
Click to see...
“Huh?!”
"Lin Fan? Isn't this fellow Daoist Hehe?"
Seeing that it was Lin Fan’s friend request, Fatty Dan agreed without thinking.
"Well, this fellow Shen Suanzi actually set up a soundproof barrier and didn't even bother to comfort me. I think fellow Daoist Hehe would never do that."
"This blind man is so disloyal!"
…
Lin Fan's side.
I had just added him as a friend and before I even had time to say anything, Fatty Dan sent me a message.
"Wow, so timely?"
I clicked on it and listened, it was still a long passage!
"Hehe, fellow Daoist, hey... you don't know, I, Fatty, have such bad luck that I actually met Jianzi in the first round."
"Do you know Jianzi? He is the swordsman with the 'Sword Spirit Body'..."
"This blind guy actually set up a soundproof barrier and refused to communicate with me. I am so miserable! It's so miserable..."
"This time, I can only complain to you, Brother Hehe. You must listen to me!"
"… "
Lin Fan was stunned, then blinked and laughed.
"Hey?"
"You delivered it to me?"
"I was just wondering how to bring up this topic, and this is such a coincidence."
He grinned and replied immediately.
"Fatty, I saw the intelligence. Indeed, your luck is too bad to have met Jianzi. I'm afraid you are in great danger."
…
Dan Chengzi was feeling very sad, and when he heard the reply, he immediately started to complain bitterly.
“Isn’t it?!”
"Hehe, you understand me. It's so hard!! It's really hard! Why is my luck so bad?"
"Alas, although I am fat, I have high aspirations. Unfortunately..."
He kept on talking for a while.
He was simply the chatterbox among the chatterboxes, and Lin Fan was dumbfounded. In the end, he decided to interrupt him forcefully and not let the fat man continue talking!
"Why didn't I realize before that this fat guy is so talkative?!"
He was speechless, then spoke softly.
"Fatty, don't be too anxious. Actually... I have a plan that may help you 'turn danger into safety', or even win the battle!"
Um?!
Hearing this, Fatty Dan immediately got up from the bed, but then sat down again to express his disbelief.
"Haha, you are a really nice person, but this is impossible. I can never be Jianzi's opponent. Although I am very sad, I have already accepted the fact of failure. You don't need to comfort me anymore... I..."
“Stop it!!!”
"Fatty, you and I hit it off right away, and we can be considered close friends!"
"Your luck is so bad this time. As your best friend, I just can't stand it!"
"After thinking it over, I have come up with a way to help you win, but... this method is very dangerous, and it is also a huge challenge for me. If the matter is exposed, even I will be in danger of life and death..."
Seeing that this fellow was about to start nagging like Tang Monk again, Lin Fan interrupted immediately: "But... Fatty, I regard you as my best friend. What does a mere crisis mean to you?!"
"brother!"
Fatty Dan was immediately moved: "We have only met twice, and yet you treat me so sincerely. What should I do?"
But then, he changed the subject: "I wonder what method you are talking about, brother?"
"This method is too dangerous, and once it is spoken out, it may not work. You just need to know that if it succeeds, you will definitely win."
"It's me, Meng Lang."
The fat man reacted: "It can help me defeat Jianzi... This must be a top-secret method. However, how can I bear to let you take such a risk for me?"
"I've already said that I regard you as my best friend. What does a few dangerous incidents mean to me?!"
"However, this method is not only dangerous, but also consumes a lot of money to win... Fatty, you also know that I spent too much in the restaurant, and now I am short of money..."
"brother!"
Dan Chengzi immediately interrupted Lin Fan's words: "You regard me as your best friend, how can I treat you like this?!"
"You are willing to take huge risks for me, how can I let you pay for it?"
"Brother, just tell me straight, how much money do you need?"
"As long as you can help me defeat Jian Zi, money and property are just a small problem!"
"With what you said, Fatty, Jianzi... is doomed to fail! But according to my estimation, it will be difficult to defeat a man as talented as Jianzi. A large formation will have to be set up. I roughly estimate that it will cost tens of millions of spirit stones."
"Ten million spirit stones?"
Fatty Dan said without even thinking: "Not expensive!"
"If you help me defeat Jian Zi, I will give you millions of spirit stones. If you disobey me, you will be struck by five thunders and your soul will be shattered, and you will never be reincarnated!"
"It's over, Fatty, I regard you as my best friend, how can I not trust you?"
"Just relax and enjoy yourself. Tomorrow, just go out on the field with confidence and you will definitely win!"
"Then I would like to thank you, brother..."
"That's all. I'll go get ready first."
End the call.
Fatty Dan smiled brightly.
The divine fortune teller, who was originally too lazy to pay attention to Fatty Dan, accidentally scanned with his divine sense and found that Fatty Dan was no longer sighing, but was laughing instead?!
This is strange!
The fortune teller removed the barrier and asked curiously, "Fatty, what are you laughing at?"
"What's it to you?"
Fatty Dan immediately rolled his eyes: "I asked you to find a solution for me just now, but you didn't want to, and you didn't even bother to comfort me."
"This time, I have thought of a solution. Why should I tell you?!"
This guy suddenly became a little "tsundere".
Then…
He thought of another question.
If fellow Daoist Hehe can help me defeat Jianzi, then can you also help me defeat others later? !
Hiss~
In this case, even if I am unlucky, I, Dan Chengzi, may still be among the top~!