"Then... let me try?" Fatty Dan was still a little hesitant.
"Try it, you must try it!"
At this moment, Lin Fan, Qi Zixiao, Chen Cheng, Zhou Yining, the divine calculator, and even Fan Jianqiang and Lu Ming were all nodding.
At the same time, they really wanted to see if the medicine could be sold, especially with such an exaggerated selling method...
"Forehead… "
Seeing that everyone agreed, especially Lin Fan's encouraging look, Fatty Dan no longer hesitated and took a deep breath.
“Selling medicine!!”
This fellow used his true energy to empower his voice, which instantly made the sound travel far away and could be heard clearly within a radius of thousands of miles.
"I am the best alchemist of the younger generation!"
"The chief disciple of the Alchemy Room of Purple Mansion Holy Land, Little Alchemy Saint Dan Chengzi, cannot bear to see so many injured Taoists. So I take out my treasured elixirs and sell them at a low price, hoping to help alleviate the pain of all Taoists."
"For those who are not injured and need to recover urgently, I, Dan Chengzi, also have some Hui Yuan Dan for sale..."
“Not only that!”
The guy paused.
The next second, a shocking hawking sound caused many monks who were originally listening with their ears perked up to suddenly fall to the ground and almost curse.
"Here, I have all kinds of elixirs that can cure all kinds of diseases!"
"Whether you are suffering from kidney deficiency, qi deficiency, spleen deficiency, back pain, leg cramps, or insomnia, dreaminess, or neurasthenia caused by kidney deficiency..."
"Whether you are suffering from frequent urination, urgency, inability to urinate completely, or sexual dysfunction..."
"Don't miss it if you've passed by it!"
"If you pass this village, you will miss this shop!"
"Authentic materials, time-honored brand, fair price, and guaranteed after-sales service!"
“Come and buy it…”
…
The outrageous hawking sounds continued one after another, and Fatty Dan was also trying his best.
But he worked hard, while the others were all talking and looking squinting, and they all wanted to curse.
What the hell is this?!
I don't know how many people feel pain in their brains...
Kidney deficiency
You are the one with kidney deficiency!
Still urinating frequently and urgently? Are you crazy
Even the fucking dysfunction is coming
Many of the words were actually incomprehensible to a large number of monks, but even if they didn't understand, couldn't they guess? After guessing... who could remain calm? !
At the same time, many people expressed disdain.
"The best alchemist of the younger generation?!"
"This fat guy is so shameless!"
"Even if you are the chief disciple of the Purple Mansion Alchemy Room, so what? Do you regard all the young alchemists in the world as worthless?!"
"Humph, it's because I don't know how to make an elixir, otherwise, I would definitely let him know why the flowers are so bright red!"
Many people were grumbling.
but…
No one really dared to come forward and cause trouble.
He has already made it clear that he is the chief disciple of the Purple Mansion Alchemy Room, and the special effects and the alchemy furnace are directly taken away by the special effects~~~
Who among ordinary people dares to mess up the place
Even if he is a disciple of a holy land, he must be given face.
Then…
A cultivator who was seriously injured but won the victory, but could not recover in the afternoon even if he consumed all his pills, could not help but approach the stall of Fatty Dan.
"Is there any medicine that can make me recover before the fight starts this afternoon?"
“Wow!”
When Fatty Dan saw the guest coming, he immediately smiled and shouted, "Daoyou, you lost one leg and half of your lung. If you don't heal your wounds quickly, you won't be able to participate in the fight this afternoon!"
"But you are lucky to have met me, Dan Chengzi!"
"This bottle of Blood Restore Life Pill can quickly heal your physical injuries. It only costs 80,000 Spiritual Stones..."
"Eighty thousand? So expensive?"
The other party was shocked.
“Is this expensive?”
Dan Chengzi continued: "Fellow Daoist, you don't know that the pills I refine are more than twice as effective as those refined by ordinary alchemists!"
"Not only that, if you fly to other districts to buy the elixir and then fly back, how long will it take? If your injuries are not healed before the fight begins, it will be troublesome!"
"With 80,000 spirit stones, you can't afford to suffer a loss or be cheated!"
"Eighty thousand, only eighty thousand! You will be 100% sure to be able to fight the enemy at your best this afternoon. Do you still think it's expensive?"
"It seems... not expensive?" The other party was almost confused by Fatty Dan.
"You're right, it's not expensive. What could be more important than being 100% sure? Give me the spirit stones!!!"
other side:"… "
The next second, 80,000 spirit stones were given out, and he flew away with the pill.
Fatty Dan suddenly smiled brightly, with the corners of his mouth almost reaching his ears.
If this bottle of medicine was in the sect... it would be worth at most 10,000 spirit stones~!
Not only that, when someone made a deal, they all discovered that many cultivators were rushing towards Dan Chengzi's stall.
“You’re rich!!!”
The divine fortune teller's eyes were red, and it was unclear whether it was due to envy or the aftereffect of refining the Fire Eyes and Golden Pupils. Then, he looked at Lin Fan and said, "Haha, fellow Daoist, why don't you think of some similar hawking words for me?"
"Sure, sure."
Lin Fan grinned.
A few minutes later.
Fatty Dan’s business is booming.
The divine fortune teller was not willing to be outdone, and spoke loudly: "I am Fang Wu, the divine fortune teller of the Purple Mansion Holy Land, the descendant of Elder Tianji, and the inheritor of the Heaven and Earth Great Evolution Technique!"
"Today, I have a feeling that this place is destined for me, so I am going to hold a forum here to deduce the secrets of heaven!"
As soon as these two sentences came out, many people were immediately interested.
But then, the fortune teller suddenly changed his tone...
"Have you ever heard that I once read a fortune for a contemporary Buddhist disciple? I said he would have a bloody disaster, and he would have a bloody disaster!"
"As the saying goes, one's fate comes first, two's luck comes second, three's feng shui comes third, four's accumulating good deeds comes fifth's cultivating immortality!"
"Destiny is determined from birth, and luck is enough to influence a person's fate. Fengshui... can also change one's fate. This Yin De is also called merit. As for cultivating immortals... I don't need to say more, right?!"
"From this sentence, we can see that if we cultivators only focus on cultivating, we will definitely suffer losses!"
"Only..."
This is the slogan that Lin Fan designed for this product.
How can one let people tell fortunes and believe it without a doubt
You must first make your name known and tell others how great you are. Is there anything wrong with that
What next
Then just fool around!!!
They believed the trick and business naturally came to them.
Do these people believe it
When there are many people, naturally some will believe in it. When there are people who believe in it, naturally some will come to the door. With the "skills" of the divine fortune teller, how can you be afraid that he can't figure out the truth? !
…
"First comes fate, second comes luck, third comes feng shui..."
"Four to accumulate good deeds and five to cultivate immortality?"
"It sounds like it makes sense..."
"Of course he is. The Divine Calculator has long been famous. After all, he is the grandmaster Tianji's disciple from another generation, and he has also inherited the Heaven and Earth Great Evolution Technique!"
"Not only that? I also went to the Eastern Wilderness's Ten Thousand Monsters' Tomb before. He did predict that the Buddha's disciple would suffer a bloody disaster. It was accurate!"
"Hiss, aren't Buddhists also well versed in numerology? In that case, this divine fortune teller is even more powerful than Buddhists!"
"But why is he acting like an evil monk?"
During the exchange, many people came forward to ask the fortune teller to tell their fortunes.
The fortune teller was also very clear. We tell fortunes, but we charge for it!
And it’s not cheap!
Can it be cheaper
My Fiery Eyes and Golden Pupils are still a little short of perfection! I am just waiting for your money to buy more medicine from Fatty Dan, and then continue to refine it.
With such a great opportunity, how could you not make a fortune
Must earn!
…
"How about I help you too?"
Dan Chengzi and Shen Suanzi's businesses were both booming, but Fan Jianqiang hadn't spoken yet, so there was no business for the time being, so Lin Fan couldn't help but come over.
“…Is there a charge?”
Fan Jianqiang asked in a very honest manner, as if he were a genuine farmer. If someone didn't know him well, they would be fooled by his expression.
"free."
Lin Fan grinned.
"Then you can help me with a few words..."
Are those 'slogans' and 'selling tactics' that Lin Fan thought of irritating to the ear
It's so spicy!
But it works, and as long as you can make money, who cares if it irritates your ears? !
“You’re actually very simple.”
Lin Fan shook his head and said something that made Fan Jianqiang a little confused: "Just hang five words."
"ah?"
"Do you have a bar that has such strong alcohol that even cultivators will get drunk after drinking it?"
"have."
Fan Jianqiang nodded and said, "Second Senior Brother is addicted to alcohol and likes to get drunk, so he beat me... um, and then he begged me for a long time and asked me to help him make a kind of 'Immortal Drunk'."
"This wine is useless except that it makes you drunk as soon as you drink it. Even a master can't handle a small pot and will get drunk immediately."
"That's it!"
Lin Fan clapped his hands: "Hang up a sign and write five words on it."
"Three bowls dare not fly!"
"If someone asks you what you mean, just say that after drinking your wine, no one can drink three bowls and not get drunk, and fly!"
Thirty thousand dare not fly = three bowls can’t pass the post.
This is Lin Fan’s idea!
Everyone here is a cultivator, and each of them has a kind of arrogance. Even if not everyone has the idea that "I am the best in the world, and everyone else is rubbish", they will definitely not look down on themselves.
How could such a person give up so easily
Even if Wu Song was just a mortal, seeing that three bowls were not enough, he still drank several bowls out of spite. What about a cultivator
Fan Jianqiang hung up the sign with doubts...
Among the monks who were queuing up to have their fortunes told, someone saw this and couldn't help but ask out of curiosity.
But when Fan Jianqiang explained according to Lin Fan's meaning, the other party was unhappy.
"Hey?!"
"It's just a small wine stall, how dare you put up such an arrogant slogan, three bowls will make you drunk, and you dare not fly?"
"Give me thirty bowls!"
"Today, I will let you know what the god of wine is!"
"My wine is not cheap..." Fan Jianqiang was happy in his heart, but he still looked very 'honest' on the surface.
Seeing this, the other party was even more disdainful: "I can't afford the spirit stones? Bring me some wine!!!"
Many people also gathered around to watch the fun. Then...
Thirty bowls
Just the second bowl.
"belch!"
The drunkard burped, then rolled his eyes and fell to the ground...