What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become Immortal

Chapter 479: I won't fix it for anyone

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"Indeed, he is overbearing."

Fatty Dan nodded.

Unexpectedly, Fan Jianqiang added: "I drank three bowls of Shenxianzui... Second Brother's highest record is lying down for more than a year at a time..."

"????"

Everyone's minds were immediately filled with question marks, and when they looked at this guy, they were all shocked.

Damn it, are you praising others or yourself? !

This medicine can make Li Fu lie down for ten days or half a month, and you say it's amazing. Your wine can make people lie down for more than a year? !

But the difference is also very obvious. He has to drink the wine and not resist it on his own, but this poison cannot be resisted even if he wants to.

"Then... Senior Brother Dan, do you have any ideas?"

Shangguan Yun from Zizhu Peak spoke with concern.

"Sister Shangguan, you are underestimating me, Dan Chengzi, aren't you? If you can't even wake him up..."

"Then how do I wake him up?"

Lin Fan suddenly asked, "Since you can wake him up, if you keep using this method against the people from the Ten Thousand Poison Sect, will you be able to avoid being poisoned?"

Fatty Dan was stunned...

But the back looks a little weird.

"that… "

"Brother, I don't think you would want to use this method."

When these words were spoken, everyone in the Saint Lady Team was stunned, and then they guessed something from the fat man's strange expression.

"Then forget it."

Lin Fan also guessed it, and immediately took a step back with a gloomy face.

The other members of the Saint Lady Team also remained silent and retreated one after another.

"Your Highness, what are you doing?!"

Shangguan Yun and the others were puzzled and spoke in surprise.

"It's nothing, it just looks comfortable this way." Saint Lady Qi responded softly.

"Yes, it's comfortable."

The others grinned.

Although Shangguan Yun's mind was full of questions, he didn't say much. He just looked at Dan Chengzi eagerly, hoping that he could help him.

Dan Chengzi was also not vague... Isn't it just saving people

"Well, this is not my fault!"

This guy kept mumbling and talking to himself, which made Shangguan Yun even more confused.

If I didn't know that Fatty Dan would never launch a sneak attack to kill Li Fu, I would even suspect that this guy wanted to kill Li Fu.

Then they saw Li Fu take out a jade bottle and open it carefully.

The cautious look made Shangguan Yun couldn't help but say, "Brother Dan, the elixir that can wake up Brother Li must be very valuable."

"But don't worry, we will definitely take out items of equal value in exchange, so, please..."

"What a misunderstanding! What a misunderstanding!"

Fatty Dan shook his head and smiled: "It's not that I'm reluctant, forget it, I'll save him first."

Then…

The fellow took out a green pill, pinched Li Fu's mouth open with lightning speed, poured the pill directly into his mouth, and then held his mouth tightly.

After making sure Li Fu had swallowed it, he sighed and said, "That's it."

"Junior Sister Shangguan, please take Li Fu away. He will wake up soon."

"Thank you, Brother Dan!"

Shangguan Yun carefully wrapped Li Fu with his true essence, and said goodbye and left...

This scene made Qi Zixiao and others turn pale.

"Fatty."

The fortune teller shook his head and said, "I think that when Li Fu wakes up, he will fight you to the death..."

The others nodded immediately, as fast as pounding garlic.

"This... isn't that necessary?"

Fatty Dan touched his nose and said, "I am saving him, and this is the fastest and most effective way!"

Everyone: “…”

Don't you know how powerful the biochemical pill is? Save him?!

I'd rather lie down for half a month than be woken up by you, right? !

That’s when…

Not far away, there was a sudden roar, accompanied by a cry: "Ah!!!!"

“It stinks, it stinks!”

"Ugh..."

"What on earth is this?"

"I vomit..."

Fatty Dan used his spiritual sense to take a look from a distance and immediately discovered that Li Fu had woken up...

But at this moment, he was in tears and retching crazily, and every time he retched, a cloud of green gas would come out...

Many people around were watching the fun and pointing and talking.

But soon, they all started to flee frantically, not daring to get close or even watch the fun.

At the same time, the sound of vomiting continued.

"ah!!!"

Li Fu was wailing, tears streaming down his face, and he felt like he was almost suffocated to death.

And when he learned from his followers and fellow junior brothers and sisters that he was awakened by Dan Chengzi and what happened next, he almost went crazy.

"Dan Chengzi!!!"

"I'll fight you!"

Li Fu was going crazy.

He was crying, roaring, wailing, and retching at the same time as he rushed towards where Dan Chengzi and the others were.

"Oh, that was sloppy!"

Fatty Dan spread his hands and grinned at Qi Zixiao and the others: "But I really was saving him..."

"Besides, this is in the city, I don't have to be afraid, right?"

"Fatty."

Fan Jianqiang came over and poked the guy in the chest with his elbow: "I say, you did this on purpose, didn't you?"

"nonsense!"

Fatty Dan was immediately displeased: "Am I that kind of person?"

"After taking the biochemical pill, he woke up in a short while... Speaking of excitement, what could be more exciting than the biochemical pill?"

"This is the best 'antidote'!"

Everyone: "(ˉ__ ̄~)..."

I don't believe you!

You fat guy are so bad!

Of course, it was true that the effect was immediate, so no one said anything. Not long after, Li came back, retching, crying, and cursing.

Qi Zixiao had naturally taken out the 'Air Freshener Pill' long ago.

Otherwise... what if you get hurt by mistake

"Fatty!"

Li Fu burst into tears: "Why did you want to hurt me?!"

"Do you want to fight me to the death?!"

"Hey, I'm talking to Li Fu!"

Fatty Dan was not happy. He glared with his eyes wide open, his fat body swaying. "When have I ever harmed you?! It was your followers and fellow apprentices who came to me and begged me to do so, so I used my own methods to wake you up."

"You don't know how to appreciate a good person!"

"If I had known earlier, I should have let you continue to sleep!"

"How ridiculous!" Li Fu shouted, "I would rather continue to sleep!"

"Then go to sleep!"

"I???"

Li Fu was confused.

Fatty Dan's logic simply frustrates him. He stared with his eyes wide open, not knowing what to say for a moment.

"snort!"

Seeing this, Fatty Dan continued, "You have tried it yourself, don't you know how powerful the poison of the Ten Thousand Poison Sect is?!"

"In order to wake you up as quickly as possible, I naturally have to use extraordinary means. Some side effects are inevitable!"

"Besides, you know that my elixirs are valuable. But I didn't charge you a penny for waking you up this time. I didn't even take a single spirit stone!"

"You still have the nerve to trouble me?!"

"Li Fu, is this the style of your Purple Bamboo Peak?"

"you!!!"

Li Fu widened his eyes and pointed at Fatty Dan, but he was speechless.

He was already confused, and now he was fooled by Fatty Dan. He was in a trance: "Don't bring this up with Zizhu Peak. This is my personal action. What does it have to do with Zizhu Peak?!"

"That's all!"

"Since my fellow disciples have asked you to wake me up, I won't say anything, but I must eliminate this side effect, otherwise... Ugh!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he began to retch again, accompanied by bursts of 'green smoke'.

At this point, Li Fu rolled his eyes and even trembled all over, as if he might faint from the stench at any moment...

Even Shangguan Yun and others didn't dare to get close at this moment.

"Are you sure?"

Fatty Dan hesitated and said, "Although the pill that awakens you is expensive, I can give you one. However, the pill that eliminates the side effects is worth ten times more. You..."

"I'm sure!"

“I’ll buy it!”

“I’ll buy whatever amount you want!”

"Well, since you insist... then I can't refuse."

Fatty Dan sighed, his face full of helplessness, and then the two began to "trade".

Seeing this scene, Qi Zixiao was amazed.

"This fat guy... His methods are getting more and more skilled. The unlucky child Li Fu was directly accused to death..."

Do you charge money for biochemical pills

You made someone stink like that and still charged them, isn't that unreasonable

Besides, it is reasonable for fellow disciples to help each other~! It is really unreasonable to charge money.

Fatty Dan obviously understood all this, so he took action, saved the man, and didn't charge any money!

but…

It's common to have some side effects when saving lives. Nothing surprising, right

It may stink a bit, but it won't kill anyone. Besides, it was your people who came to me and asked me for help, and I haven't even accepted your benefit. You can't come and cause trouble to me just because I saved you but there are some side effects, right

This doesn't make sense!

What

Do you want to relieve the side effects

It's not impossible, it's just... expensive!

At this moment, watching Fatty Dan's operations, even Qi Zixiao, who had experienced the baptism of the Earth, couldn't help but secretly give a thumbs up to this fat guy.

If this isn’t controlling someone to death, then what is

Moreover, she seriously suspected that Fatty Dan also wanted to take advantage of the situation to "take revenge"...

There is even evidence~!

After getting the air freshener pill, Li Fu finally felt relieved.

He took a deep breath. He had never felt such a simple deep breath so refreshing to the depths of his soul...

It was as if the soul was trembling!

However, he also paid a full three million spirit stones for this.

Three million spirit stones to buy an air freshener...

After finishing the job, Li Fu left with a dark face.

But Fatty Dan grinned, and then suddenly bowed to Qi Zixiao: "Your Highness, our chance to make a fortune... has arrived!"

"oh?!"

Qi Zixiao quickly responded: "Have you figured out the poison of the Ten Thousand Poison Sect?"

"pretty close!"

Fatty Dan nodded, his face solemn, and with a wave of his hand he set up a soundproof barrier before he slowly spoke.

At this moment, everyone in the Saint Lady Squad pricked up their ears.

"If I go directly into the arena, I will definitely suffer from their tricks. But from Li Fu, I have come to a conclusion that their poison actually directly affects the soul!"

"Pooh!"

At this time, the Ink Blood Toad jumped out from the clothes on the guy's chest: "It was obviously me who discovered it!"