They are not omnipotent.
When it comes to individual equipment, tanks, and even airplanes, some of them may know how to use them, but they have never come into contact with nuclear submarines!
How do I open this
Densely packed instruments and various English letter buttons.
People who haven't been trained can't understand anything!
Not to mention starting it.
"Isn't this simple?"
"Aren't we reporting to our superiors? While reporting, let's ask the experts. They will definitely understand. If that doesn't work, let's start a live broadcast and let them explain it on the spot!"
"It seems... there's nothing wrong with it?"
"Yes, yes, let's start now!"
"Hehehe, we can also be the first people in our department to come into contact with the Eagle Country's nuclear submarine."
"What nuclear submarine? This is a big fish! We fish big fish in the South China Sea. One pot can't hold them all. We need two grills."
"Uh... nothing wrong!"
"There's absolutely nothing wrong with it~!"
…
Not long.
Headquarters of the Department of Resident Happiness and Life.
A group of ministers' heads were buzzing, and on the other end of the video call, seven deputy ministers also stared with their eyes wide open.
Then…
Everyone stared at each other.
"this???"
"What's going on?"
"A 'big fish'?"
"Isn't this a big fish? I never thought that the Eagle Country would release this big fish, and we caught it?"
"Do you want it?"
"Only a fool would not want it. It's such a big fish, it would be a shame not to have it!"
"Let them start an internal live broadcast and send a few experts to guide them. They must get back safely!"
"Also, send more people to be ready to take over."
"Well, this fish should be delicious. Let's kill it after we get it ashore. Remember to study each part and figure out how to eat it."
"What about... 'Parasite'?"
"Parasit? Oh, I'm wrong. That's the Eagle countryman we rescued from the mouth of a big fish! We spent a lot of money and finally saved him."
"That's right, that's right, they should thank us!"
“Great~!”
…
If Lin Zixiao were here, he would definitely be shocked.
She originally thought that her combination of Su Muxue's courses and modern "theories" was already impressive enough.
But compared with the operations of these big guys...
Naive~
It's so naive~!
…
The big fish are 'returning'.
Lin Zixiao returned to Qingshan Town at a faster speed and found Old Chen and Zhou Xiaoran who were busy in the greenhouse area, and Zhou Na who was strolling around collecting rent.
Although the spiritual energy in the whole country is now recovering, the spiritual energy in the greenhouse area is undoubtedly more concentrated due to the presence of spiritual medicines.
Moreover, the elixir still has research value, so it will naturally not be left alone.
Zhou Na needs some free time.
When it is not busy, I come to the greenhouse area to help out. When it is busy, I will stroll around to collect rent.
After all, this is their job.
At this juncture, the spiritual energy in the whole country was reviving, and everyone was waiting for the first immortal cultivation class to start, so there was not much trouble. However, most people were holding back their energy and were a little anxious waiting.
After listening to Lin Zixiao's arrangements.
Old Chen said calmly, "Okay, I like this arrangement. I can teach and do research at the same time. But I don't think I'm teaching anymore, right?"
"I guess so. We are teaching the formations in the books." Zhou Na emphasized.
Old Chen: “…”
"It seems nothing is wrong."
"If that's the case, I suggest moving some of these spiritual medicines over there. Our school should have some advantages, right?"
"There are clusters of spiritual herbs that can make the spiritual energy more concentrated. It can be considered a blessed land."
"It's still a little short of a paradise, but it's really necessary."
Lin Zixiao nodded slightly.
"Let's send half of it over, and then set up some corresponding formations. After ten days or half a month, the concentration of spiritual energy will be significantly higher than that of the outside world."
Then she looked at Zhou Xiaoran.
The latter smiled gently: "I will do whatever the master says."
"Master asked me to be their teacher and teach them skills and magic, so I will teach them skills and magic."
"You make me feel embarrassed."
Lin Zixiao touched his nose.
"Sir, you have given me and my whole family a new life."
Zhou Xiaoran said solemnly: "Please pay me back and help me cultivate..."
"I am willing to do these things, and they are what I should do."
"Don't dwell on this."
Zhou Na raised her hand and interrupted their conversation: "If we continue talking, we will both be embarrassed to death."
"So, what should I do as a legal representative?"
“It’s the legal person.”
Lin Zixiao nodded: "Don't worry, I definitely don't want you to take the blame."
Zhou Na: “(⊙o⊙)…”
"Absolutely not!"
Lin Zixiao emphasized.
"… ,well!"
Zhou Na sighed and shook her head: "Forget it, forget it. I won't collect the rent. Just give it to that brat Zhou Qi."
"I'd better go to your Zizhu Academy and be a security guard or dormitory supervisor or something like that, just to keep an eye on things."
"Otherwise, if something really happens, I will have to take the blame..."
"That would be great."
Lin Zixiao imitated Lin Fan's appearance and grinned.
"Your smile is so cunning!"
Zhou Na emphasized.
"Ha ha."
"I'll take you there first, so you can get familiar with the place. Then, we'll discuss the issue of enrollment. We have to carefully select the first batch of students."
"That's for sure."
Old Chen pondered, "Talent, character, and personality... all of them are indispensable, and it is better to have nothing than to have something of inferior quality."
"Um."
Lin Zixiao fully agreed with Old Chen's point of view.
In the world of cultivating immortals, one usually has to take an oath to heaven upon entry, which is usually related to not betraying the sect.
Of course, there are also harsh ones.
But if you have too many oaths, and they are too harsh, and restrictive everywhere, why would a genius want to join your sect
Although Zizhu Academy is currently exclusive on Earth, people will come even if the conditions are harsh, but... why bother
There are so many people waiting for you to choose, what are you afraid of
What's more, the effects of willing compliance and forced compliance are different.
Those who were forced to obey the rules might go astray and have demons take over their bodies after reaching a certain level of practice.
No need!
…
A group of four people started to take action.
In fact, there was nothing that needed to be built. Zhou Na, Old Chen and the other two took two sets of clothes and daily necessities. Then Lin Zixiao used his true energy to roll up a small part of the spiritual soil and spiritual medicine in the greenhouse area, and then they were on their way.
en route.
Lin Zixiao also found a suitable stone tablet and planned to put it on the island as a sign.
They also pulled up a banner and wrote in large characters: The South China Sea has been an inseparable part of my country since ancient times, and those who trespass will do so at their own risk.
After arriving at the place, we hung up the huge banner directly.
Be polite before using force.
Even if I hit them a little harder later, they wouldn't have anything to say, right
Then, she began to carve the four words "Purple Bamboo Academy" on the stone tablet and stood on the shore. Then Old Chen set up various formations.
This is the signboard.
If we don't set up a protective formation and it's easily destroyed by others, wouldn't that be a slap in the face
Zhou Na and Zhou Xiaoran began to familiarize themselves with the environment and discuss where it would be most appropriate to plant the spiritual herbs.
When the spiritual herbs were planted, the mist emitted by the various spiritual herbs gradually rose, making the entire school look more ethereal.
Since it is a bamboo house, it naturally does not have that majestic feeling.
But it doesn't seem petty.
Instead, a natural and tranquil feeling appears before your eyes.
“That’s great.”
Zhou Na took a deep breath. The aroma of the elixir diluted the fishy smell of the sea, making her feel relaxed and happy.
“It’s going to get better.”
Zhou Xiaoran chuckled: "I'm going to help Teacher Chen set up the formation."
"However, I just realized now that there is actually more than one spirit gathering formation here. Adding the protective formation, it can save a lot of effort."
…
Zizhu Island is bustling with activity. Although there are not many people there, they are all cultivators. Furthermore, the two strongest people on Earth are currently on Zizhu Island, so the noise they can cause is definitely not small.
Meanwhile, Eagle Country.
An upscale bar.
Mousse was about to go in, but...
As soon as he reached the door, the environment and heavy metal music that he had originally enjoyed so much now gave him a splitting headache and made him extremely irritable.
“Damn it!”
Bang!
He smashed it with his hand, and the bulletproof door was instantly deformed from the inside, but fortunately it didn't fly out...
“Too loud, too loud!!!”
"I almost forgot that the side effect of the Flower of God is that it makes you hate noise..."
"Headphones, quick, give me headphones!"
He roared, his eyes turned red, as if he wanted to eat someone.
Seeing this, several of his men handed him their headphones. After he put them on, he finally felt much better.
But even so, he didn't dare go into the bar.
After all, they were just ordinary headphones, not high-end noise-cancelling or sound-isolating headphones. Once he put them in, he was afraid that he would go crazy!
But, even outside, you can still date beautiful women, and it's very easy. If that's the case, why bother going in
At the door of the bar, one sexy and hot blonde beauty after another appeared from time to time, making Mousse's heart beat fast and difficult to calm down.
At this moment, Mousse was extremely excited.
How long has it been
He had almost forgotten how long it had been since he had been so excited.
"More than ten years, right?"
“Finally…Finally!”
Feeling his own hormones stirring, he couldn't help but take a deep breath.
“Ah~!”
"This damn smell of hormones can finally be released today."
"Tonight, there will be no rest~!"
He adjusted his custom suit and tie, got out of the car, and leaned lightly against the door.
Luxury cars, designer suits, expensive watches…
These elements immediately attracted many beautiful women, who flocked to the place.
Mousse is smiling.
But in his heart, he was already laughing wildly.
It’s really been too long!
He thought about it carefully. It had been almost ten or twenty years. It had been more than ten or twenty years! He had had countless opportunities. Even if he just beckoned, countless beauties would come to him. But he couldn't do it.
I could only watch and silently roar and cry in my heart.
Now, everything can finally change.
"I want… "
He opened his mouth and said to the group of hot beauties surrounding him: "Seven."