On the other end of the phone.
The Smiths were dumbfounded!
"Fuck! I called you guys to cause trouble, but in the blink of an eye, you're protesting. Are you causing trouble for me?"
"What a psycho!"
He cursed in his heart, but said coldly: "Second Deputy Minister, we are not strangers, and we are very familiar with each other's style of doing things."
"Do you think I will believe it?!"
"Our submarine was just passing by on a mission, but it was attacked by your country's cultivators, and has now lost contact with us."
"And the immortal cultivators are from your Department of Residents' Happiness and Life. Now, it is you who should give us an explanation, not me. This is definitely not the time for you to raise any protests!"
Smith is not stupid.
Besides, how many times had he dealt with the Residents' Happiness Department? Everyone knew that they were all "honest" in their style of doing things, so how could they just be so stupid as to suffer a loss and admit defeat
"No matter what mission you are on, the South China Sea has been our inherent territory since ancient times and is an inseparable part of us!"
"Besides, the immortal cultivator is not one of ours. How would we know what he did?"
"You should explain clearly why your submarine sneaked into our South China Sea! We need an answer~!"
The second deputy minister started arguing right away.
submarine
What submarine? I haven't seen it!
What? Your warriors
What warriors? We didn't see any either! Uh, did the immortal cultivators catch them? Bullshit! Our immortal cultivators went to the South China Sea just to fish.
What? Our warships
Don't be ridiculous, where are our warships? They are fishing boats, fishing boats!
Trick-or-treat transporter
Hey!
This is even more nonsense. What missile transport vehicle? Ours is a civilian vehicle, used to transport wood, big wood, you know
Anyway…
No matter what Smith said, the second deputy minister only said one thing. What the hell? Don't you know? The territory has been in place since ancient times, and the sovereignty cannot be disputed. We solemnly protest. You have to give us an explanation!
After a lot of wrangling, Smith was simply unable to do anything.
He could only say harshly in his depression: "If you continue to fool around like this, don't blame us for being rude!"
“Protest, protest!”
"… "
Snap!
After the call was hung up, Smith was almost angry to death.
The Second Deputy Minister was not very happy. On the contrary, he was very calm. He then looked at the Seventh Deputy Minister and said, "Seventh Deputy Minister, can you notify Lin Fan?"
"We are not afraid of ten thousand things, but we are afraid of the one thing that happens. What if they have follow-up actions..."
"Besides, such a big creature has surfaced on the sea. Although we can argue with it, we can't argue for too long."
"good!"
…
Lin Zixiao happened to go back to Qingshan Town again. This time, he came back to think about how to select the first batch of students and the remaining teachers.
As a result, I happened to receive a call from the seventh deputy minister and learned about these problems.
Will the people from Eagle Country do anything again
Lin Zixiao listened and simply ignored it.
When the enemy comes, we will fight them; when the water comes, we will block it with earth!
However, she is very interested in Resident Evil.
"Is there really a biohazard? Is it Raccoon City? Is it the Umbrella Corporation? Is there a tyrant? Where is Alice?"
The seventh deputy minister was stunned: "... What?"
"… , it seems not."
Lin Zixiao sighed softly.
She had seen the Resident Evil movies and thought they were pretty good. She originally thought there was a real Resident Evil, but what happened? ?
But zombies are quite interesting. They are probably equivalent to super low-level zombies, right
No, they are not zombies, they don't count, and they don't deserve to be.
So…
Forget it, I'm too lazy to bother with it.
Let's first settle the affairs of the academy. It's best to get it done within three days, lest that guy has different ideas from me when he comes back...
Lin Zixiao decided to act first and report later.
Setting up a school was a sudden idea of hers. Would Lin Fan support her? She really couldn't say for sure, in order to prevent any accidents.
The best approach is to act first and report later, so time is relatively tight.
Although she was still quite curious about zombies, it was not worth her time to fly to Eagle Country to take a look.
Beep, beep, beep…
The call was hung up.
The seventh deputy minister was speechless for a while.
"I wanted to ask if the immortals have any methods to deal with zombies, but..."
…
At this moment, the entire global Internet is in an uproar.
Resident Evil!
Zombies are out!
Hell on earth~!!
Naturally, I was very surprised and panicked.
But... that's it.
It's not really the case that people all over the world are trembling with fear or even making all kinds of preparations. For example, in China, people are very... calm.
Especially after watching the live video, I feel even calmer.
Zombies
oh!
Pretty impressive.
Much more powerful than the average zombies in movies and TV shows, but... so what? Just zombies... useless!
We have immortal cultivators protecting us, are we proud
Even if you really have a biochemical crisis and a group of zombies, what can you do in front of the big boss of immortal cultivators
Whether they can come across the ocean to "see" us is a problem.
After all, it doesn't look like a biohazard outbreak has occurred in all of Eagle Country, but only in a certain street in Los Angeles.
There has been no 'epidemic' elsewhere.
As long as there is no sudden global outbreak, these zombies with a source... With modern technology, it is not as impossible to deal with them as in movies and TV shows.
Of course, if it suddenly breaks out around the world, for example, a lot of zombies appear in the army, directly disintegrating the army.
so.
Stay calm, stay calm~
…
China is remaining calm, with netizens flocking online to watch the latest developments.
Although I'm not afraid, this is a rare big news, and a very big one, so people are naturally more concerned.
at the same time.
Lin Zixiao was busy considering the candidates for teachers and students.
After thinking about it, she decided on a few.
As for the teacher, you can choose it yourself.
Students have a set of selection criteria, and of course, they will also select a few people.
First of all, Old Chen is a formation teacher. Not only can he set up the formation, but he can also do it scientifically. Perhaps he can also use quantum force fields to increase the details of the formation and make it even more powerful!
Zhou Xiaoran is a teacher of cultivation. With her exquisite body, she can see through everything and give advice on everything.
Zhou Na is a magic teacher, and also serves as a legal representative and "security guard". Who makes her look like a militant
The teacher of 'preaching' has also been chosen, and that is the old Taoist priest whom Lin Zixiao had met in the mountains of Wuyi Mountain.
In Lin Zixiao's opinion, no one on the entire earth could match his Taoist charm.
Equipment and alchemy teacher...
There is no candidate yet, so it is left vacant for now.
As for the selection of students.
Lin Zixiao also confirmed a few.
Wang Dong.
This guy is Lin Fan's college roommate, and he can be considered a "bad friend" + best friend. In the past, Lin Fan also promised to introduce him to a girlfriend or something...
Lin Zixiao knew about this, but where could she introduce girlfriends to people before
Now's the chance, isn't it
If there is a chance, you should always do what you promised to others.
Moreover, Lin Zixiao also did a divination and found that Wang Dong’s talent for cultivation was above average and he could practice cultivation.
In that case, then I will accept him as a student, of course, provided that he is willing.
In addition, there is Zhou Qi, Zhou Na’s younger brother.
Zhou Na is the legal representative and has to work part-time as a security guard and magic teacher... Accepting her brother as one of the first batch of students is just a matter of reciprocity and I don't owe her any favors.
In addition, there is Wu Guodong.
Old Wu is a little older, but he has good character. He is a policeman, an official. Taking him in is also a signal to the officials so that they don't get too anxious.
Moreover, Old Wu actually had a good talent for cultivation and good opportunities. Lin Zixiao had already "read his fortune" for him, so there would naturally be no problem with this.
besides.
Lin Zixiao also planned to select a few wealthy women to be his students.
It's not that he's after their money, but Lin Zixiao thinks that several rich ladies have really been used as tools for a period of time before, and they have been very good to him and that guy. Now that there is a chance, there's nothing wrong with taking them flying.
As for talent...
Lin Zixiao had never told their fortunes.
However, we have to mention the word "luck".
A woman can become a billionaire...
How can you succeed without luck
If they succeed, it means that they all have good luck, and this luck must be strong, otherwise they would not be so successful.
With such luck...
The possibility of having the qualifications to cultivate immortals is also much greater than that of ordinary people.
If ordinary people are one in a thousand or even ten thousand, then among them, perhaps only one in two or three people can appear.
After all, a fortune of tens of billions... Such success is a display of "luck".
As for which wealthy ladies to choose for admission, Lin Zixiao has an idea in mind, but he still has to see whether the ones he wants to choose have enough qualifications.
As for the rest…
Then you have to choose according to the standards.
For example, you must be under 30 years old, have an above-average talent, pass the political review, and have a decent character...
As for how to choose…
Lin Zixiao also considered it.
If we follow the standards of the holy land, we will have to screen and check at every level.
Just the process of selecting disciples required the use of several Taoist tools, and each stage of the test involved assessing one's talent, aptitude, perseverance, character, luck, and so on.
But this doesn’t work on Earth. It won’t work.
Therefore, we can only work together with the Ministry of Residents’ Happy Life.
They will determine some basic information that can be determined, such as "political review", age, etc.
talent
Gather together the qualified people in front and watch it yourself! Those who have passed the test will continue to be assessed.
Nature
This thing cannot be seen by oneself, but it can allow Old Chen to set up an illusion array, which is filled with all kinds of emotions, wine, sex, money, anger, etc.
The longer you persist, the better your character will naturally become.
After determining the "standard", Lin Zixiao contacted the seventh deputy minister and informed him of the conditions.