What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become Immortal

Chapter 585: Thunder rolls

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Lin Zixiao asked the Department of Residents' Happiness and Life to invite the old Taoist priest. It was not that she did not want to invite him in person, but time was tight, so she asked the Department of Residents' Happiness and Life to do it for her.

This was not the time to reminisce about the past, so she did not say much. She just greeted him and continued with her work.

As they walked forward, they arrived at the center of the island and everyone was amazed.

“What a place where nature and man are one!”

"This is where immortal cultivators should live."

“There’s no traffic, no concrete, but this quiet, natural place is very special.”

“Tranquility leads to far-reaching results…”

“I’m so jealous!”

Almost all the 'visitors' started to flatter him.

Among them, the principals of many famous schools are the worst.

They never dreamed that one day they would become the one who flatters others. After all, in general, it is others who flatter them.

but…

I have to take a photo!

After this open class, many famous schools across the country will gradually offer cultivation-related courses for all grade levels.

They also want to learn more from Zizhu Academy!

No matter how many holes there are, flattery never wears out, right

Compared with them...

The exclamations of Zhang Xuanzhi, Chen Chuping and others seemed much more substantial.

The current old Heavenly Master of the Heavenly Master's Mansion in Longhu Mountain, the current headmaster of the Wudang Sect...

In addition, they are all practitioners of Taoism, and their master's inheritance has been gradually developed. In other words, their sect can actually be said to be a sect of immortal cultivation.

The exclamations of "peers" are naturally more convincing than the boasting of outsiders.

They are not trying to flatter, they just really think it's great.

Only people of the same kind can see clearly that although the buildings of Zizhu Academy look simple, in fact, there are unusual forces brewing, which are by no means ordinary.

It’s almost nine in the morning…

They all unfolded the folding stools they had brought with them, sat down, and gradually quieted down.

After receiving Lin Zixiao's signal, the staff responsible for the live broadcast immediately found a good angle and turned on the live broadcast equipment.

Imperial Capital, meeting room of the Department of Residents’ Happy Life.

Ten ministers gathered together, watching the live broadcast, and of course... the 'photos' of the seven deputy ministers were also indispensable.

All programs on CCTV Channel 1 to 12 were interrupted and broadcast simultaneously...

All live broadcast platforms and all live broadcast rooms are closed. When you enter the homepage, official website, and any favorite live broadcast room, all of them are live broadcasts of Zizhu Island at the moment.

Everyone is looking forward to it!

Today, even the whole nation has a holiday.

This is true whether you are a student or an office worker.

The world's first open class on cultivating immortals is now... starting!

I don’t know how many viewers have flocked to the live broadcast platform.

Compared to watching TV where one can only watch but not communicate, live streaming platforms where one can post comments are obviously more popular among young people.

“It’s finally started!”

"Let's go to the Immortal Cultivation Class. The notebook is ready. I will never miss a single word."

"The guy in front, are you an idiot? Just record the screen. What era is this? You still need a notebook?"

“…That makes sense!”

"Alas, life is so lonely like snow. Only cultivating immortals can arouse my interest. My girlfriend is ready. I wonder if she will teach me the method of dual cultivation..."

"Fuck you! The guy in front of me, are you a human being?"

"… "

Not just domestically.

At this moment, almost everyone in the world who has learned the news is watching this live broadcast.

Including confused "vampires" like Mousse, as well as Bob and others.

At the same time, anyone with a little money and ability would call in a number of people who had a deep understanding of Chinese and were ready to translate at any time.

After all, Chinese is profound and extensive... Who can understand it without a good translation

The screen lights up.

Crash...

Coincidentally, a breeze blew by, and the branches and leaves of the purple bamboo collided with each other, rustling, adding a touch of mystery to the live broadcast.

In the center of the picture, Lin Zixiao stood there with his hands behind his back.

As the breeze blew, her body radiated golden light. Above the sky, purple air came from the east for three thousand miles, as if the entire sky was dyed gold and purple.

Special effects on full effect!

This is the first immortal cultivation class, and also the opening ceremony of Zizhu Academy, so naturally there has to be some noise.

"The way of heaven is to reduce the excess and replenish the deficiency; therefore, the void overcomes the full, and the deficiency overcomes the excess..."

As soon as she opened her mouth, the sound of Tao filled the air, sacred and fervent.

What's the meaning

Can you understand

Never mind!

As soon as you open your mouth, start with something profound and mysterious to make a good first impression.

Snap, snap…

Below, everyone was very considerate and clapped their hands. As for whether they understood or not... Even if they didn't understand, they had to pretend that they did, otherwise it would be so embarrassing.

As for what happens next... let's communicate in private.

In the live broadcast room.

“6666!”

"I can hear your domineering side coming out as soon as I hear it."

"This 'special effect' is invincible. Damn, the immortal cultivators are fierce!"

"Oh my god, I'm inland, can you believe it? I looked up and the sky was purple too???"

"This is a change of weather!"

"I don't understand, but... it's awesome!"

Foot basin chicken area.

A group of wealthy people and high-ranking officials sat together, staring at the live broadcast, and then looked at the Chinese translation expert they had hired at a high price.

The experts looked at each other in bewilderment, sweating profusely: "..."

What the hell!

This is the fucking translation?!

The conditions of other foreign regions are almost the same as that of the Jiaobenji area.

If it is something else, they can still translate it, but how can they translate this kind of thing that starts with classical Chinese

I wonder how many Chinese people can translate well, let alone them

Uncomfortable!

I can't understand anything I hear, it's so annoying!

They are a very miserable group.

"Immortality is illusory, and the road to immortality is full of ups and downs."

After making a good start, Lin Zixiao gradually "returned to normal" and followed Lin Fan's previous instructions to only teach theory but not "dry stuff".

In fact, it is impossible to teach practical knowledge in this situation.

Useful information... How do you teach this

It’s equivalent to a global live broadcast. After a live broadcast, wouldn’t everyone know about it

Therefore, only theory can teach.

"If you want to embark on the path of immortality, your own luck, talent, perseverance, opportunity, and character... all of them are indispensable!"

"Once you set foot on the immortal path, you will know that the path of cultivating immortals is divided into many realms."

"Qi training, foundation building, golden elixir, Nascent Soul, spirit division, emptiness training, tribulation crossing, Mahayana..."

"Each realm is divided into the early, middle, late and peak stages."

“But after reaching the peak of Mahayana, it is not just there, but... entering the realm of Immortal Platform!”

"Xiantai, one step at a time, ascend to heaven!"

"The nine levels of the Immortal Stage also have four stages: early, middle, late and peak. The seventh level is also called the Quasi-Emperor, the eighth level is the Emperor, and the ninth level is the Red Dust Immortal..."

"In other words, the ninth level of the Immortal Stage is already an immortal-like existence in the mortal world, and can be said to be omnipotent."

“After reaching the ninth level of the Immortal Stage, one can reach the realm of the True Immortal. Only the True Immortal can be considered a true immortal!”

"After becoming a True Immortal, there are also multiple realms, but that is not what you should understand at this moment..."

If you tell this to people in the world of immortal cultivation, they will definitely be dismissive.

Just this stuff, do you need to explain it to me

Any storyteller is more interesting than yours. It’s fun, right?!

However, on Earth, these are extremely important knowledge and theories, so everyone listened very carefully, and even the barrage in the live broadcast room almost all "disappeared".

Boom!

Suddenly, rumbling thunder was heard from the sky, as if Lin Zixiao's words had touched some taboo and he had been warned by this world.

Lin Zixiao opened and closed his eyes, ignoring the thunder in the sky. The words he spoke were extremely clear, with orderly pauses, which was fascinating.

"In addition to immortal cultivators, there are also physical cultivators, magic cultivators, demon cultivators, etc. Many cultivation systems are collectively referred to as 'cultivators'."

"It is not necessarily that cultivators of immortality are good, and demonic cultivators are necessarily evil. Good and evil lie in the heart, not in the techniques and methods of cultivation..."

"Cultivating immortals depends on one's talent. Those without talent need not be discouraged. There are also many 'majors' on the path to cultivating immortals, which you can study and learn."

"Such as the way of spiritual medicine, the way of alchemy, talismans, formations, and weapon refining..."

"Of course, cultivating immortals is difficult, and it is impossible for everyone to engage in or step into fields related to cultivating immortals. Therefore, don't force it, and don't give up your original life at will."

"The word 'fate' may seem illusory, but in fact..."

Lin Zixiao talked a lot.

But no one spoke up to disturb him.

Even the Taoist priests from Mount Wuyi, Zhang Xuanzhi, Chen Chuping and other Taoist practitioners were fascinated by what they heard.

It’s true that they have entered the Dao, and their own strength is not weak, but... there is a gap!

They have inherited some skills and spells, but the related knowledge and inheritance have long been cut off.

Now, Lin Zixiao’s words seemed to have opened the door to a new world for them!

From the immortal cultivation system, to precautions, to various "professions", to fierce beasts, etc...

Introduce them one by one.

There is no "dry stuff" and no teaching of cultivation, but... the preliminary theories are told one by one.

It's like... expanding their worldview on cultivating immortals.

It’s like, if you want to teach people how to cultivate immortality, you have to tell them what cultivating immortality is, right

They are completely confused and don't know anything, but you just throw the skills in front of them and say, "Come on, let's start..."

Are you crazy

Is this how it is taught

Boom!!!

Above the sky, the thunder became more fierce.

But after Lin Zixiao finished speaking the last part, the thunder from the sky did not fall.

This also made Lin Zixiao a little confused.

Preaching the world

She couldn't really be considered preaching, she was just introducing some 'immortal cultivation worldviews'.

Even this will get you warned

This is unacceptable!

However, at this moment, she did not pursue the matter any further, but continued, "Today, I am grateful for your presence, and I would like to ask you to be witnesses."

"Purple Bamboo Academy is established at this moment."

Boom!!!

Thunder rumbled above the sky.