What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become Immortal

Chapter 600: There's nothing wrong with falling in love at first sight

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However, despite the many things going on, Lin Fan was not angry.

There's nothing to be angry about, right

Lin Zixiao didn't do anything bad in the past three days. As for Zizhu Academy...it was indeed outside Lin Fan's plan.

At first, he had never thought about setting up his own school, sect, or founding a school, but after listening to Lin Zixiao's explanation, he felt that it made sense.

No matter how powerful a person is, he can only fight alone.

No matter how powerful you are or how fast you fly, can you be as fast as a hundred people exploring and collecting resources together

Maybe their cultivation is not as good as mine, maybe it will take them ten or even dozens of years to achieve Nascent Soul and go into space to explore, but it will be beneficial in the end.

Moreover, as long as Zizhu Academy does not collapse, the longer the time passes, the greater the benefits it can bring.

So Lin Fan is not really opposed to this matter.

But now the problem is...

"The composition of these students and teachers really surprised me."

Think about it again.

Who are these students?!

The ages range from eight to forty or fifty years old!

The ones in their forties or fifties were wealthy women and Wu Guodong, and the eight-year-old was a young girl. She was only eight years old, but had good talent, so she was also accepted as a student.

That’s fine, age is not a problem. The problem is that their identities are varied, including police chiefs, billionaires, elementary school students, college students, graduate students, and even public officials like Liu Gang.

That’s not all, there are even guys who dress like crossdressers!

And this cross-dressing guy had his legs broken before!

"The teacher lineup is also weird..."

The guy muttered to himself, "Grandpa teaches you how to grow spiritual medicine? This profession should be called a spiritual medicine master, right?"

"Other than that, Old Chen is pretty normal. He has been a teacher all his life."

"But the landlady, Sister Na, and the cheater Xiao Ran, and the old Taoist priest in Wuyi Mountain..."

"Wow, they are all talented!"

"But it's no big deal. It's a school for cultivating immortals, not an ordinary school. There's nothing wrong with it~!"

"Well, go out for a walk~!"

The guy removed the soundproofing formation with a wave of his hand, put his hands behind his back, recalled the appearance of those principals in his memory, and walked out.

As soon as I go out.

I was doing nothing when I saw Wang Dong squatting outside the door.

"What are you doing?"

Lin Fan was happy.

This guy squatted at the door, looking like he was waiting for someone to throw a cigarette butt, and then he picked it up and smoked it. His bitter face was simply amazing~

"Waiting for you."

"Then why don't you knock on the door?" Lin Fan scolded with a smile.

There is a soundproof formation, but what Lin Zixiao arranged just now was not to isolate external sounds, but to isolate internal sounds.

Simply put, internal sounds cannot be transmitted out, but external sounds can be transmitted in.

"Can you still knock on the door?"

Wang Dong was shocked: "Don't cultivators need quiet time during their retreat? What if I knock you into a state of insanity?"

"Don't knock randomly."

"Nonsense, knocking on a door can cause one to go astray? This immortal must not have practiced cultivation~!"

"Forehead… "

Wang Dong scratched his head: "Something seems to be wrong. This really doesn't make sense."

"Tell me, what do you want from me?"

Lin Fan didn't dwell on this matter and asked with a smile.

"It's just... I've fallen in love with a girl. I think she's pretty good, but I only know her name now."

"Can you introduce him to me? Ahem, we agreed on this before."

Wang Dong was a little bit of a thick-skinned guy, and he didn't feel the same alienation and fear as the others, and his way of getting along was pretty much the same as before.

This feeling made Lin Fan feel quite comfortable, so he said cheerfully, "That's a good thing!"

"Who do you like? Tell me the name and I'll introduce you to someone. But I've made it clear that I'm only responsible for introducing them. I can't say whether they will like you or not."

"After all, I am now the principal of a school. I can't become a forced pimp, right?"

The guy was grinning.

A dignified principal~!

uh-huh!

As for Wang Dong's "request", Lin Fan was no exception. He had said before that he would introduce a "fairy" to him, right

What's more, Lin Zixiao also mentioned this matter in his message.

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Facing Lin Fan's question, Wang Dong's expression suddenly became a little awkward and uncomfortable.

"Hey, you are a man at least, right? Why are you being so shy? You are shy even when saying your name???"

This guy stared in surprise: "It seems that you are really moved~!"

"love at first sight?"

"So who is this beauty? She's very beautiful, right?!"

"It's not a question of whether she's pretty or not."

Wang Dong shook his head, then nodded again and again; "Of course, it's also very beautiful."

"But, she is very special, really rare..."

"Her eyes are like green beans, her nose is like a head of garlic, and her teeth are pointy. She is very cute."

“···”

"Mermaid?!"

Lin Fan was surprised: "So there are mermaid students in our school? How come I didn't know about this?!"

"What mermaid?" Wang Dong was stunned.

"Isn't that the line from The Mermaid?"

"Yeah?"

"..., how about I draw a picture for you, or make you laugh a few times to help you get a feel for it?"

"...Boss, please stop teasing me."

"Then you tell me your name?"

Lin Fan laughed and scolded: "You've been talking for so long, which girl did you fall in love with? I still don't know, okay?"

"Really?" Wang Dong looked confused: "I have described it so clearly."

"What do you think!?"

Lin Fan was overjoyed: "You call this a clear description? Eyes are like mung beans, who has eyes like mung beans? Isn't that a fish?"

“…It seems so, huh?”

This guy began to doubt his life, and then said: "Okay, okay, I'll tell you, hey, don't laugh at me."

"Well, say it!"

"Don't worry, I've received professional training and I definitely won't laugh!"

Lin Fan nodded repeatedly to indicate that there was nothing wrong.

laugh

What are you laughing at? What's so funny

It's normal for young people to like a girl. Why are you laughing

"that is···"

Wang Dong's expression became a little shy again: "Zhou Qi."

"????"

Lin Fan was stunned.

"who?!"

"Zhou Qi, don't you know him?"

"That's the one with the big wavy, flaxen hair. I fell in love with her at first sight."

"It fits my aesthetic perfectly. The light makeup is sweet and lovely, but not too coquettish. It's exactly my style~!"

“····”

puff!

Lin Fan couldn't help laughing out loud.

"What are you laughing at? Is she ugly?"

Wang Dong glared, a little anxious: "Big Pot, I call you a big pot, but she is really my favorite, and everyone has different aesthetics. Even if you don't like her, you won't laugh at me, right?"

"No, don't misunderstand me!"

"I definitely don't mean to laugh at you. On the contrary, your standards... are really high!!!"

“Very high!”

"Yeah, that's it!"

Lin Fan kept nodding, as if confirming his own words.

At this moment, his spiritual sense had already swept across the entire Zizhu Island. Of course, he was not so perverted as to explore what was under other people's clothes.

However, there is nothing wrong with figuring out each person's face and shape.

The Zhou Qi Wang Dong mentioned was secretly making his bed in the dormitory at this moment. As for why he was doing it secretly...

It's very simple!

Of course he was afraid of being discovered by Zhou Na!

This unfortunate child was now wearing women's clothes, and his chest was even bulging. I don't know how that happened.

At the same time, just as Wang Dong said, she "has" long flaxen wavy hair and looks quite intellectual.

On her face, she wears light makeup. Judging from her face, she is definitely not ugly. On the contrary, she is pretty, sweet and cute.

He has a good figure, and he looks very decent in a long skirt. If you didn't know who he is, you would never think of him as a man!

Of course, Lin Fan felt that one of the main reasons why this guy was so secretive was because...his roommate was a girl!!!

Because Lin Zixiao did not assign dormitories to them, but asked them to pair up themselves in the dormitory area.

However, although it is not stated explicitly, everyone lives together with the same sex.

Zhou Qi obviously chose a dormitory first. After all, he was afraid of being discovered by Zhou Na, so he didn't dare to hang around outside, so he went into the dormitory and hid in advance.

But···

Not long after, a girl came, and it happened to be Mu Wanqing~!

At first glance, wow! Such a sweet sister

Let's live together~

Then···

This is the current situation.

Could Zhou Qi not act sneakily like a thief

Afraid of being discovered!

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After knowing the wrinkled state at this moment, Lin Fan was very curious!

He just wanted to know one question: "Could this unfortunate child have done this on purpose?"

"Our Saint didn't tell Zhou Na before that her brother was also a 'predetermined student', so Zhou Na didn't know?"

"Then, Zhou Qi also found out about this, so he started wearing women's clothes from the beginning, wanting to let loose?"

"Or did that fellow think of this moment from the very beginning and do it on purpose?!"

“Beast!!!”

If it was intentional, then what else could it be but beast?!

What a beast!

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"Brother???"

Seeing that Lin Fan had been silent for a long time, Wang Dong couldn't help but ask curiously, "What are you thinking about? Why do I feel like you are speaking in a sarcastic way?"

"Hey, regardless of whether you are being sarcastic or not, I just watched Zhou Qi. Can you introduce him to me?"

He said he had lost all shame.

Who cares what you think

Anyway, Zhou Qi is my type. I just fell in love with her at first sight. There's nothing wrong with that.

Lin Fan: “ ̄□ ̄||···”

This poor child!

How should I tell him

Lin Fan sighed. What if he couldn't accept this blow for a while...

What if he wants to jump into the sea and commit suicide

As for this child's appearance...it's not so hard to describe, but it's definitely not that good either.

I have never been in a relationship before, and now I'm facing something like this. This blow is really too great!