"Oh, I don't dare!"
"I won't do it again!"
"Sister, please let me go, please spare my life~"
Crackling.
Bang bang bang.
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When they arrived.
Just then, I saw Zhou Qi screaming and howling like a ghost, being beaten and running around Zizhu Island, while Zhou Na was chasing him madly behind him.
Chaos!
"this···"
The Seventh Deputy Minister looked around, not knowing what to say for a moment. He knew Zhou Na and even had some impression of Zhou Qi.
After all, Lin Fan and Zhou Na have been very close during this period of time, it is impossible for him not to know anything about them.
But here comes the problem.
Isn't Zhou Qi Zhou Na's brother? How did he become a girl?!
Still so cute?!
Something is wrong!
He was unable to recover for a moment, and Liu Gang came over and whispered, "Minister, are you surprised?"
"Hmm..." Deputy Minister Seven nodded: "What do you think?!"
“I just found out about this, too.”
Liu Gang sighed: "A man in cross-dressing!"
"What?"
"It's a man who likes to wear women's clothes, and who looks prettier and cuter than women when he puts them on."
“...???”
"There is such a thing?!"
"Yeah, isn't it? Zhou Na is beating people up. I guess today's fight will end with two broken legs."
"this···"
The seventh deputy minister opened his mouth, and felt that his worldview had been broadened. Then he said quietly, "I've brought the things. You take the people and place them in a suitable place. I'll go talk to Lin Fan."
"Okay."
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The two separated.
Liu Gang led his men to start moving various supplies down from the helicopter, while Deputy Minister Seven ran to the office to find Lin Fan.
"Nice to meet you again. Congratulations. You are now the head of a school."
The seventh deputy minister spoke politely.
"What? Retarded?!"
Lin Fan glared: "This name is not very nice."
“···”
"It's just a joke, don't take it so seriously." This guy is not serious: "Sit down?"
"You came here in person, so there must be something wrong. Just tell me directly. There is no need to worry about this or that. Only when we know the problem can we solve it."
"Yes, there are some things."
The seventh deputy minister sat down and without hesitation, told what he had encountered.
"First, let's talk about Eagle Country. According to the news sent back by our enthusiastic citizens, the 'Resident Evil' is temporarily over."
"However, based on your information, we have also conducted further investigations, and the results we obtained are the same as what you previously knew."
"We have no news yet on how they will handle this, but I guess it will definitely be a headache."
How can I not have a headache
At first, I was so happy that I thought I had cultivated a group of supermen, super gene warriors, and so on. Later, I thought it was the revival of the blood race, and I was so excited.
Finally found...
As a noble vampire, upon seeing Lin Fan, he knelt down without saying a word, just like a grandson seeing his grandfather.
How can they accept this
Now everyone must be busy thinking of solutions and doing research, so where do they have the time and energy to get things done
"Moreover, some enthusiastic citizens have discovered that there is something wrong with the atmosphere within the Capitalist Income Protection Union. They guess that there is some kind of friction between Bob and Mousse!"
At this point, the Seventh Deputy Minister couldn't help but smile a little.
“What a caring citizen.”
Lin Fan couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Well, I'm glad you understand."
The seventh deputy minister coughed dryly, and everything was said without words.
"Well, I roughly understand this matter, then what?"
"Then... after the Immortal Cultivation Open Class, they couldn't sit still anymore."
The seventh deputy minister's expression gradually became serious: "It's not just the Eagle Country, but also the Chicken, the Stick, the Monkey and even the Big Bear..."
"There are no more allies or allies now. They all want to cultivate immortality."
"Didn't we promise to give them exchange student quotas before? Originally, we were thinking of bringing their people over, and taking some of their high-tech in areas that we don't have much knowledge of, and then arranging a school for them to learn something."
"But after your Zizhu Academy was established with such fanfare, they all expressed their desire to send their exchange students to Zizhu Academy."
"I had a meeting as soon as I got back this morning, and it just ended."
The seventh deputy minister spread his hands helplessly: "It is not easy for us to reject it forcefully. After all, their statements are unprecedentedly consistent, so we are still dragging it out."
"It depends on your opinion on this matter."
He looked at Lin Fan, with some helplessness in his eyes.
This is a hot potato.
Judging from individual military strength, China is now not inferior to them at all. We are not afraid even if all their forces are added together!
But after all, this is an era of diversity, and closing the country to the outside world is not an option.
You can't just ignore technology completely when you want to cultivate immortality, right
Although judging from the current development situation, technology is actually not as advanced as cultivation, but how many years has the earth's technology been developing
The future also has infinite possibilities!
It would be such a pity to give up like this.
Therefore, they had no choice but to wait and see what Lin Fan meant.
If Lin Fan is unwilling, then there is nothing to say and he can only refuse. He can only find another way to deal with it afterwards.
If Lin Fan agrees, then that's easy.
Not only can this problem be easily solved, but it can also be used as an opportunity to make a fortune~~~
What
As the bigwigs of the Department of Residents’ Happiness and Life, should they be more reserved
What the hell is reserved!
This is a great thing that will benefit the country and the people. If you don't take advantage of such a good opportunity, you'd be crazy if you don't take advantage of it.
God bless you!
Facing the concerned and expectant eyes of the Seventh Deputy Minister, Lin Fan said calmly, "If they want to come, let them come."
"Is it really okay?"
The seventh deputy minister showed joy on his face, but he was also a little conflicted.
"Here, they should have more opportunities to learn real things than in other ordinary schools' cultivation classes, right?"
"oh?"
Lin Fan glanced at him and laughed.
The emotional residents in the Happy Life Department are all "wonderful people"~ Although we plan to let them come, we don't plan to let them learn anything
Isn't this a trap?!
He sighed: "Aren't you guys just cheating people? You let people come here, but you don't want them to learn anything useful. It's really... too cheating!"
The Seventh Deputy Minister looked embarrassed and was about to explain when he heard Lin Fan say, "But... I like it!"
Seventh Deputy Minister: “Uh…”
"This question is very simple, just send the person over with confidence!"
Lin Fan was not worried about this issue at all: "I remember that you, Deputy Minister Seven, have read a lot of immortality novels recently, right?"
“Yes, I have seen quite a few.”
The seventh deputy minister answered honestly: "At that time, there was no 'encyclopedia' like you gave us. We knew too little and could only look for inspiration from immortal cultivation novels."
"Don't mention it, it's quite useful."
"...it's good to be useful."
Lin Fan wiped the sweat off his forehead and said, "Do you remember that in the immortal cultivation novels, all the immortal cultivation sects that have a bit of popularity are divided into inner sect, outer sect, core disciples, etc., right?"
“Well, this setting is quite common.”
The seventh deputy minister nodded, then came to his senses: "You mean, let those people become outer disciples?"
“Am I that kind of person?”
Lin Fan glanced at him, shook his head and said, "I have always been a reasonable person. Am I the kind of person who would cheat others?"
Seventh Deputy Minister: “...?”
"What outer disciples?!"
"What qualifications do they have to be outer disciples?!"
Seventh Deputy Minister: "(O_O)???"
"Become a menial disciple!"
Lin Fan spitted, "What do they know? I guess they can't even speak Chinese, and they can't even recognize all the characters? They still want to cultivate immortality and become outer disciples? Why? They want to cultivate with their heads?"
"Become menial disciples first. Anyway, there is no one on Zizhu Island who can light a fire and cook, or heat water for people to take a bath. Isn't it a good time for them to come?"
"Let them serve as menial disciples while learning Chinese characters, Chinese language, and Chinese culture. When they have learned enough, they can become outer disciples."
"As for when you can be considered to have learned enough... Of course, you have to take an assessment~!"
"Hmm... perfect."
“You…”
The seven deputy ministers were immediately stunned by her beauty.
And you still say I'm a rip-off
You are much more deceitful than me!
I was thinking of treating them differently and teaching them less real things, but you not only treated them differently and taught them less real things, but you even treated them as chores or even servants!
This, this, this···
Is this really okay
They are international friends!
but···
Cough cough cough.
I like.
The seventh deputy minister nodded slightly: "Yes, I see, it is indeed a good idea."
"No, that's not right. How can this be a solution? This is clearly a process that must be experienced!"
He sighed softly: "There is an old saying: When God wants to give a man a great responsibility, he must first make his muscles and bones work hard, make his mind suffer, and starve his body..."
“Without the initial efforts, how can there be a rainbow and a bright life later?! They all need to work hard and experience the hardships of life before they can take on great responsibilities!”
“···”
Lin Fan looked at the Seventh Deputy Minister in surprise. This...
This is definitely 'someone of my generation~!'
It's clear at a glance, and even the name of the 'clever excuse' has been thought of!
Not only that, the seventh deputy minister had not yet finished speaking.
He said quietly, "Besides, if he doesn't know our Chinese characters, doesn't know our cultural heritage, and doesn't understand some of our things, how can he cultivate immortality? If you give him the word Tao, if he doesn't understand our culture, I'm afraid he won't be able to understand it even after ten or eight years."
"While serving as a chores disciple, it is necessary to learn cultural knowledge. This is a must, um... a must! Otherwise, there is no way to cultivate immortality~"
"Seventh Deputy Minister~" Lin Fan exclaimed.
"Hmm?" The latter glanced over lightly with a puzzled look on his face.
"I am not alone~!" Lin Fan responded with a smile.
“No, no…”