"We're back!"
Shallow and cheerful voices awakened Sandora and I from our mutterings. Those guys with explosive mobility seemed to have succeeded in causing harm to others, and finally decided to go home to harm others. When I came to the living room, I saw a huge group of people swarming in. Only at this time did I realize how much the population in this family had exploded. The little ones played outside for half a day, and they seemed unsatisfied and elated. Little Bubble was pulling his nanny and gesticulating, probably discussing what he had seen on the road. The mercury lamp flew over and landed on my shoulder. [Excitedly] handed over a chain made of a small string of shells: "Look, look, what a beautiful necklace!"
Lìlìna came here almost at the same time as Mercury Lamp, as if the purpose of her being here was to accurately complain about the puppet girl: "What an ignorant guy, that's a bracelet!"
I couldn't help laughing, reached out and took the bracelet when Mercury Lamp's face was flushed, put the doll on the table next to her, and hung the chain around her neck seriously: "It's just her Nod, isn't this a necklace?"
Lìlìna curled her lips, and suddenly beckoned to Dingdang, who was looking around with her head on my chest, with a face full of credit: "Goddess, look at this, I bought you a bracelet..." Then I stared at lìlì dumbfounded. Na took out a plastic washer, it looked like it was on a ballpoint pen... Is this girl fooling her goddess like this
That's when I noticed that piles and piles of strange things had appeared in the living room. It doesn't look like a local product, Lin Xue and Bingtis are organizing a spoils gathering there, the scene looks like they just ransacked the Huāqi bank, it's spectacular. The nine-tailed fox Yakumo Lan was attracted by some rare things inside. Leaning over to find the baby, Qianqian hugged her tail and rubbed it fiercely: "Aha! The blue tail is the softest, and the cougar's hair is as hard as a brush... Hey, don't run away!" A golden whirlwind swept through the living room, and the fox took refuge in the yard. I was dumbfounded: Cougar? Why did Qianqian mention the cougar!
Saeko didn't follow suit to share the spoils, she was wearing a sun hat and big sunglasses, and she looked like she had just returned from Hawaii, trying to walk past me, and I quickly stopped one of the few obedient children in the family: "I said , where have you all gone crazy?"
"It's quite far, and more than one place." Saeko stuck out her tongue. "Be sure to bring your elder brother with you next time: it's really fun to go out and play. Ah, I'm going to help Anwena cook!"
Saeko took off her sunglasses and visor hat and went to the kitchen. I was stunned to see Qianqian took out an Indian mask from the portable space, and Monina next to her was studying the unique blowpipe of an African jungle tribe. Il With a Byzantine-style helmet on his head, Sen screamed strangely. Lin Xue came over and handed me a gray-white fossilized animal bone: "A present for you, dug out from the South Pole, it may be a fossil of a mammoth..."
Me: "... South Pole!" These amazing guys spent four hours traveling the world!
Are you really serious about visiting? Apologize to the uncle who sells tickets in parks all over the world! Also — are there woolly mammoths in Antarctica? !
When I was messing around. Bubble suddenly squeezed past her, apparently wanting to go to the second floor to return to her game world, that sneaky look was so obvious that it made people laugh and cry, I grabbed her by the collar and said, "Come back, Ask you something—did you go to Karazhan and beat up Medivh?"
Bubble was instantly dumbfounded. He looked at me pitifully: "Ah? You know everything?"
"Nonsense, the sufferer is at your door, Medivh just left" I tapped her on the head lightly "Also, I heard you went to Northrend after brushing Karazhan? You won't beat Arthas again Did you have a meal!?"
Bubble waved his hands again and again: "No! I just asked Alsace for something."
While talking, the mother of this worry-free child excitedly opened the portable space, holding out a black rune sword that was taller than her: "Look, Frostmourne, top-quality outfit I also asked him for the armor and helmet, but the helmet is broken, the armor is too big for me to wear, and they are all hanging in the house. I plan to go to Silvermoon City in two days to find Kael'thas Brush... want a phoenix."
I waved my hand weakly: "Okay, you can go. By the way, don't throw this rune sword around, be careful to let others pick it up, we have to kill another Lich King."
Bubbles bouncing back to the room with her treasured Frostmourne one-to-one [real] collection, I was full of thoughts, and couldn't help but think of the one still left in Northrend. Prince of Alsace.
We should not forget that in the Salvation War, such a bitter enemy hero-Arthas the Lich King was active.
This powerful villain, who was so colorful in the original historical track, was involved in the war between the Imperial Army and the Fallen Apostles. After being involved in the war between the Imperial Army and the Fallen Apostles, he reluctantly took a path that made people sigh. He and his Scourge Legion were used by the Fallen Apostles to delay time. Ninety percent of the high-level undead swarming out of Northrend died in the wave of the Salvation Army, and the fallen prince sitting in the Icecrown Fortress was even more wronged: At the joint request of the leaders of Xerath, after we cleared Northrend, we did not launch an attack on Icecrown Citadel for the time being, but blocked it and focused on eliminating the fallen apostles and mutant demons around the world. After all these things are done, King Wrynn personally led a team of leaders from all races of Azeroth to Icecrown Citadel to conduct a joint trial of this tragic betrayal prince. Therefore, the latter was not defeated on the battlefield, but was beaten down on his throne.
"Joint trial" is a word in the history books. In fact, the situation at that time was that we put Jaina, Wrynn, Thrall, Kane, Kael'thas, Aegwynn, Muradin... In short, you can find it in WOW Any of the skeleton-level elites gathered together to form a jury. Surrounding the Frozen Throne, more than 30 people beat one of them for four hours...
You can think that this is the most spectacular HICC achievement group in history, more than 30 leader-level elites brush a BOSS. There were at least 60,000 people who were in charge of cursing around the side—the Salvation Army soldiers who rushed into the main hall of Icecrown Citadel totaled 67,500 people.
First he was threatened by mutant demons, then he was controlled by fallen apostles, and then he was destroyed by the completely unscientific Salvation Army. After weeks of being locked in Icecrown Citadel, the gate finally opened. Want to see what's going on outside, but surrounded by more than 60,000 people, and more than 30 people are fully armed? ? The super elite beat and scolded for four hours.
Under such inhuman pressure, the Lich King, that part of Ner'zhul's soul, finally went mad...and committed suicide in anger. Of course, it may not be suicide, after all, the Lich King had at least 6,000 Dispel and Holy Light spells before his death. Then something happened that I didn't expect a bit: the Lich King fell, and then he rose again as Arthas.
Just as the Salvation War ended later. King Wrynn said in his concluding statement that everyone in this world has been redeemed—his implication is that this salvation also falls on Arthas, even though he made a heinous mistake, But the final "judgment" accidentally dispelled the shadow in his soul, and Arthas returned to this world: with a bruised nose and a swollen face.
This may be the original intention of those guys who beat people (I'm really embarrassed to call them race leaders here...), otherwise they could have executed the Lich King directly. Maybe Jaina sensed through some detail that Arthas' soul was still resisting corruption in the depths of the Lich King's armor? So he found a way to mobilize other people to make one last effort to separate Arthas' soul from the Lich King's body
No one knows, anyway, Alsace is back.
This story is not recorded in official history. Few people know that the Lich King is still alive.
Now he is an ordinary independent mercenary on the continent of Northrend. He still has power, but he chooses to work with ice, snow and wild beasts. He and several death knights stationed in the extreme cold outpost at the northernmost tip of Azeroth, vowed To atone for millennia by stationing in the frozen wastes where he made a blunder—mostly because Azeroth is peaceful now. He really can't find a place to punish rape and eliminate evil to wash away his sins. It is said that Jaina is trying to get him to join the Salvation Army. Going forward in the army of Azeroth may relieve the prince a little bit of his guilt, but I am afraid it will take a lot of work, not everyone (Especially Sylvanas) can accept the former Lich King coming to the hall of the glorious Salvation Army, even if the so-called Lich King has been forced to death...
"What are you thinking? So engrossed?"
A soft and gentle voice came from beside me. It turned out that it was my sister who saw me in a daze and walked over. I found that she was also carrying a lot of strange things in her hand, so I couldn't help laughing: "Sister, you guys Are you going to sweep the world?"
"I can't talk about sweeping, but it's almost a circle around the earth: just four hours." My sister looked at the doll heads running around the house in distress. "On average, I only stay in one place for half an hour. Qianqian I brought a picture book of world landscapes and asked the little ones to raise their hands to vote on where to go. As a result, there were too many conclusions and they simply traveled around the world. It seems that they are really suffocated after being bored at home for so many days, and I also This is the first time I saw that Mercury Lamp can cooperate with Liliana: when planing fossils at the South Pole."
"Um, by the way, isn't the little lamp exposed?" I asked a little worriedly, a 92.3cm tall doll girl who can move would be something to play with if she appeared in front of the world.
"It's still your old way. When there is someone, put her in the travel bag. Although Xiaodeng protested twice, most of the time we go to places that are inaccessible. This is Lin Xue's idea, she said tourists The prosperous scenic spots are all vulgar, and the taste of nature has been completely covered by people. If you want to go, you should go to the real natural scenery, such as the Amazon jungle and the South Pole... ”
I admit that what Lin Xue said seems to have some truth, but the actual actions of these guys... why do they still feel so painful
As soon as the family's disaster team went out, they brought back countless strange items. Soon everyone in the family got their own gifts, especially those who stayed at home: the Pandora sisters each harvested a small bell. The bell was bought by Qianqian. She said it was a handbell once used by a European royal family. It was small, gorgeous and exquisite. It was sold at a thrift store in a certain town in London for twelve euros a pair—I don’t even know what this girl is doing. He was successfully fooled by the "European royal family"! Anyway, those two bells are now hanging on the necks of Pandora and Viska respectively. Pandora didn't move, but Viska happily jumped up and down, jingling all the way. I suddenly felt that this little girl had the attributes of a kitten.
Anveena harvested a voodoo mask covered in paint and decorated with feathers and seashells. According to Monina who brought this thing back, the wizards of the primitive tribes in the Amazon Basin wore this mask to exorcise evil spirits and cure diseases. Its main function is to prevent people from being recognized by the suffering master after accidentally killing people. An Weina was very satisfied with this, and treasured it and put it together with the two genuine supernatural masks that would shed blood and tears in the basement.
Bingtis brought Sandora a set of ivory carving crafts with images of Greek gods, which should be the most valuable of all gifts, because it is said that this kind of ivory carving is completely extinct: the corresponding African elephant species It became extinct several years ago due to overhunting. To get their hands on the item, which has been discontinued internationally, Bingtis had to turn to local gangs: their leader is believed to hold the last such ivory collection in the region. After frank exchanges and intense interactions. The strongest gangster leader in history made the gang realize how a real gangster is made... Sandora is very grateful to her good friend Jiyou for bringing her such a special gift, and solemnly engraved I added the words "can't eat" just in case...
Even Yakumolan, the fox, has a gift, and there are many gifts. Qianqian specially selected many exquisite things for the fox, including a crocodile skin collar, a plastic stick in the shape of a bone, and a bag of bone biscuits that can be thrown out. Frisbee. There is also a small plastic ball. This gift stunned Lan Dao for half a minute, but what was speechless was that the fully domesticated fox was not interested in Frisbee and plastic sticks, and accepted other gifts with a smile. up! She even asked me to help put the collar on her neck! Watching the fox wobble back to his room with a large bag of dog food and plastic balls in his arms. I really feel like I'm completely ashamed to face Yakumo Zi.
Ding Dong was not missed either. She was frustrated because she overslept in the owner's pocket and couldn't go out to play. Bee honey, a whole big jar, and it is believed to be a high-end product exclusive to the queen bee. I am very curious how Lin collected this thing, she is not a professional bee scientist, but the girl proudly puffed out her chest and replied: "I am a dragon, and I can command all things with wings in the world." It means, she She is a dragon god, so she can directly control any winged thing in the world. Regardless of why this girl suddenly spoke, I just want to say one thing: As a majestic true god, I have been reduced to being majestic in front of bees. How did you get mixed up like this!
As a result, Lin explained to me that not only bees, she can also command flies and mosquitoes, so people who are with her in summer don’t have to be afraid of mosquito bites... Nima, there are a few mosquitoes in this world who dare to drink God Blood? ! Just dare to drink, can you bite it
Later, seeing Lin's injured face, I was too embarrassed to continue bullying her, so Monina said to me in a low voice: "Look, we usually don't bully her, right? With this character, she has more than enough to bully herself..."
Oh, by the way, I also have a present, a gift from Lin Xue and Qianqian, a bone fossil dug out from the South Pole, which is said to be the remains of a mammoth... Even if the continent drifts, there is no mammoth at the South Pole All right!
This group of guys who were excited because they went out to travel around the world made a fuss at home for a long time, and it didn't calm down until night, but there was another one who refused to stop, and that was the mercury lamp. It may be that I feel regretful that I did not bring "Dad" with me when I went out. The little doll stays up late at night, and insists on pulling me to tell her what I saw on the road, many of which are trivial things. What Lilina said is correct, Mercury Lamp is indeed an ignorant little girl, although she has a theoretical lifespan of hundreds of years, after all, no Rozen Maiden has ever been to Antarctica in history, right
Although I was a little sleepy, I didn't want to affect Mercury Lamp's good mood. It could be seen that the little puppet was really happy. Maybe this kind of experience of going hiking with her family was still very novel to her. And it's a good thing she's willing to share these things with me, it's a stark contrast to her previous personality.
"It's really stuffy in the primeval forest, and there are drips of water everywhere. Fortunately, we have shields..."
Sitting on my chest, the mercury lamp chattered happily.
"The South Pole is very cold. I still remember the planet Jingfeng. I think the South Pole is colder than Jingfeng. If you pour a glass of water, it will turn into snow in midair..."
"Lìlìna is an idiot, but the ground-boring vines she planted are really useful. They can drill all the way under the Antarctic ice sheet. That's called the Antarctic ice sheet, right?"
"Confirm that the signal has arrived on the other side of the 'Chaotic Sea', I hope we can discuss with the other side how to erect the bridge this time..."
"Hey, idiot, idiot, are you going to sleep?"
"It's been so many years since the last feedback signal, I don't know if there are still..."
"What, I still have a lot of things to tell you, so I fell asleep first... I saw a lot of fathers taking their children out to play from a distance today, next time you have to take me with you... "
I suddenly woke up from the stupor, feeling that something had been mixed into the babbling words of the mercury lamp just now, and asked in confusion: "What did you just say? The other side? What is the other side?"
The mercury lamp froze for a moment, the little guy seemed to blush a little in the dim night, then she punched me angrily: "Stop talking! I want to sleep!"
Before I could react, a small body got into the bed, feeling an arm being hugged.
"It's still an old habit, you can hug me to sleep, but don't move around - I'm not a doll!"
I continued to be confused and scratched my face, but no one answered myself. There was only a mass of silver-white hair protruding from the bed next to the pillow. The mercury lamp always sleeps in seconds—and she has a very bad habit of using it. The quilt completely buried her head, and this habit was related to her frequent sleeping in the box.
Then, for some reason, I lost sleep... (To be continued...)