"Do you want to go home?" I sat next to Vanilla and asked casually.
The little girl immediately raised her head, looking a little confused, then lowered her head: "Well... go home..."
I froze for a moment, and suddenly smiled: "Don't be nervous, I don't want to drive you away, you are my bird's friend, if you want to stay, I will let you stay here forever, that bird looks like I like you. I think it's inappropriate for her to bring you here so recklessly, so I'm asking for your opinion."
The little girl seemed a bit cautious, but after hearing these words, she smiled slightly in her first reaction. She smiled very cleanly, as if she was happy just because she mentioned her new sister. Under the guidance of Wei Na, the silly bird who gestured numbers with both hands (should be training the dexterity of fingers?) glanced and said happily: "Can I really be with her?"
"What's wrong?" Lin Xue's head popped out from behind us suddenly, and she rashly lay down on the back of the sofa, startling both Vanilla and me, "Look at how big our family is already. More than half of them are eating, drinking, and housing—I belong to the group with a relatively high moral level, and I just eat. By the way, don’t look at the current scale of this house. It has more space than you can imagine, and there are many things on it As for the empty room, you can also live in the same room with Madison, the bird has already turned into a human form, so you can't continue to build a nest on the roof to sleep, but if you want her to live in the room, I guess the bed will be wasted, It's better to use it for you."
I heard the words and pinched the tip of the eldest lady's nose: "Cengfan is still so confident." There is another sentence I didn't say: she just said "our family" in passing. Subconsciously, she has already married herself. If you say girls are extroverted, I don’t know if Mr. Lin will really run to join Uncle Xu to build a coalition army to attack me...
What Lin Xue said makes sense, it is definitely a waste to arrange a room for Mai Diwen. That bird hasn't changed its habit of building a nest yet, and last night proved it, and we all feel that we can't let this bird continue to sleep on the roof in human nature. But Mai Diwen's own meaning must be to sleep soundly in the grass nest - this should be one of the disadvantages of advanced evolution.
Vanilla just arrived here last night, and she doesn't know anything about the surrounding environment. The only things she has seen here so far are a beautiful house (it must be more beautiful than where she used to live) and a large group of people, by the way, beautiful clothes and delicious things: According to Anveena, after Vanilla woke up When I ate the first meal here, I was so happy that my eyes almost got wet. I don’t know what kind of life this child lived in the past. Why did he still cry after eating a plate of mapo tofu...
In short, she still doesn't know the situation here, even if An Weina told her about the first family here, the child still looks confused. When Anweena and I were discussing how to prepare a training plan for Madison, she kept looking at us furtively, and took a chance to speak boldly: "Well... I heard from sister Anweena, are you a royal family? "
I thought about it, and nodded quickly: "Oh yes, this is the imperial system, uh, the theory is the imperial system, I have the title of emperor. I have worked for several years." Vanilla didn't remind me that I really didn't have this self-consciousness. I am the royal family Family—Of course I have always known this fact, but I just don’t have the relevant feeling, and I can’t find the atmosphere of the so-called royal life. You can see in the TV novels and anime, which royal family is not intriguing and deceitful, and the brothers fight each other every now and then. The inside of the palace walls is dirtier than a den of thieves, and if there is an exceptionally talented 21st-century ghost woman passing through the middle, the emperor's family will close their doors and destroy them all.
Have you ever seen the life of a royal family who spends every day playing chess with the children, playing chess with the tenants, watching gossip news from all over the world, and going to the supermarket to grab discounted eggs? We have a girl who has time-traveled here, and she has worn it back and forth twice, and she is as smart as a ghost, but now she has been reduced to the realm where she can only compete with a doll over 90 centimeters tall. From her experience, within a million words on the starting point women's channel, people would kill the author with a kitchen knife - it's too embarrassing for the female compatriots who have traveled through the world.
So after such a total, I looked at Vanilla seriously: "You don't think it looks like it?"
Vanilla said very euphemistically: "It doesn't look like it at all." I think this is already very euphemistic.
"I've seen nobles," Vanilla might feel that the words were too direct, and immediately explained clumsily, "I've seen the richest master Togler in the town. He needs three people to support him when he walks. The official who came down to inspect, when walking on the street, two servants need to sprinkle spices on the ground in front, I feel that the nobles are so powerful... But I don't think you are like... You are a bit like the Duhan family, they live in the mountains Underfoot, there are many children in the family, a carpenter... ”
I thought about it for a long time, but I didn’t understand how big a person has to be before he can go out and be supported by three people. If I were supported by three people on my body, I would probably roll into a ball within five steps . But I think I have something better than that master Togler: I turned my head to see the Pandora sisters who were huddling together to lower the military flag and the mercury lamp reading a book alone, and then thought about the little bubble who was harming teachers and classmates at school. You can hang several on your body when you go out. This skill must be beyond the reach of that master Togler.
After chatting with Xiang Cao for a few words, I felt that this little girl had no feelings for the place where she used to live: she was alone, struggling to survive, and there were only two kinds of people who were happy with that kind of living environment, one was a saint, and the other was Leave one blank first, and fill it in when I meet it. After all, Vanilla is just a little girl with no intentions. She naturally likes to be fed and clothed, and she doesn't know how to cover up these points. However, I also found that she was very disturbed here, always carefully observing whether she was hated by others during her speech, and she felt that the state she was in was very awkward. This awkward feeling will only subside when Madison pulls her to whisper. She completely regarded that silly bird as her only reliance in an unfamiliar environment.
According to my rich... Well, based on Lilina's rich psychological observation experience, she directly summed up Vanilla's thoughts: this place is big, very good, and very beautiful. But not where I should be.
I communicated with An Weina in the spiritual connection and asked her what she thought of this little girl. An Weena's idea was simple: this little girl is very human. And it was the first friend Madison met outside. When the silly bird fell into another world, only Vanilla took care of her. So she felt that it would be fine to just leave vanilla. But as a "mere" maid, she didn't dare to make a decision and wanted to ask the master's opinion. "Then stay here," my opinion is very simple, "our housing is not tight."
But even though the decision is made, it will take a few days to talk about it. First let Vanilla get familiar with the environment here, she doesn't know what this place is. We don't know what living habits she has. Many facts tell us that sometimes luxurious clothes may not make people feel comfortable. What if vanilla is not used to us at all? Anyway, I can't imagine how to walk with the help of three people when I go out...
At this time, I glanced back and noticed that Lilina was lying on the small coffee table next to her, concentrating on writing and drawing. I was suddenly curious: "Girl, what are you doing?"
Lilina raised the small book in her hand: "Write a draft of the Bible for Madison. I think it's time for her to get a name. You see, there are ancient soldiers, miracles, and now even Moses. How can I not write a bible quickly. I wrote a few fairy tales based on the knowledge of Vanilla and Medivon. There are four or five versions. As for the third edition, Boss, let me tell you that a truly powerful missionary should plan ahead. You see, I will now write "The Old Testament of the Crow God", "The New Testament of the Crow God", "The Ancient Scroll of Black Feather" and "Medy Wen" "Chapter of Condemnation" was written, and then two copies were selected and buried in the soil, and when someone dug it out a thousand years later, wouldn't this be another miracle?"
Me: "..." For the first time, I know that the old and new versions of teachings can be written together! Are you not fooling people? Well, I've known this guy's mythology has been fooling people, but does it make sense
"Of course it makes sense," Lilina said professionally, "If religion remains unchanged, it will become stagnant water. Even with the backing of a true god, it is easy to be taken advantage of by cults. After all, mortals are changeable, so you have to give it back yourself. Muscles and bones... Of course, the most important thing is to write two more books to show your strength in updating. If you keep updating, you will almost become a god... "
I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead: "Aren't you afraid of writing two conflicting books at the same time, and suddenly one of them can't be written?"
Lilina shook her head: "Then drop TJ, and then name it "Crow God Broken Chapter", there must be a lot of believers trying to find a way to get it for you, and find the other half of the world: they will definitely I don’t believe that only half of the Bible could not be compiled, but I think it has something to do with the war of the gods. When I really can’t find it, there will naturally be greedy guys who will jump out and write a sequel. The sequels will all claim that they have received revelation, found the half-sentence that God did not finish, and then you can lead hordes of Holy See knights to exterminate heretics—how do you think the religious wars came about? No? Did God TJ the Bible, and then a group of believers who were waiting to be updated beat their heads and blood? The heretics basically wrote fanfic and collapsed... By the way, the situation is a little different here, the Bible was not written by God Yes, Madison can't write, so she found a shooter... "
Lilina began to run the train with her mouth full of words, but I didn't take it seriously. If I heard her talking nonsense before, maybe I would still be interested. I think this girl is too childish, but now I already know her virtues Even if she doesn't talk about the door, she is still quite reliable in her work. The development of the Goddess of Life Cult in her hands is a clear proof: if she really does exactly what she said, I don't believe that she can really build a religion! Hundreds of millions of believers are not just a bunch of bullshit. I took a look at the pile of pamphlets in her hand, but she scribbled like a dog crawling like a dog crawling after drinking more than four catties of Lao Baigan. I can only roughly see that this is actually a few programmatic ones. draft. I couldn't help being curious: "I feel like you are quite concerned about Madison? Aren't you the priest of Dingdang?"
Lilina gave me a blank look: "I just enjoy the sense of accomplishment in the process of establishing a religion. You don't understand this kind of high-end entertainment. Oh, right, and I also think that the only state religion in the empire is a goddess of life. Buff is really weak, so I plan to form a joint group with Mai Diwen. Is this reason okay?"
Me: "..." It was the first time I heard that the two immortals had a joint operation when they expanded their business!
After a while, Lilina sorted out the scribbles and threw them to Vanilla who was curiously studying the glass on the coffee table: "Here you are. You have to be familiar with it yourself. It will be useful for you to talk to people in the future." —Oh, that’s right. If you are smart enough, maybe you can be the spokesperson for that bird, and we will be together in the future... "
"Ah?" Vanilla was taken aback by the small book that flew over suddenly, looked at the weird symbols on it in confusion, and question marks popped out of her head, "What is this? Are these... words? These are the ones you use. word?"
"Oh, I forgot you didn't know this," Lilina scratched her hair. Bouncing over to explain his plan to Vanilla, "Simply put, I want to help Madison prepare for missionary work, and I think this job should be yours—now you know that you are in another world Right?"
Vanilla nodded. She still has this knowledge. Although she didn't understand what void is, the concept of "another world" is surprisingly easy to understand. alright.
"Then you also know. The little crow, that is, Madison is not the spirit of nature in your world."
Vanilla groaned, looking a bit depressed, until last night, she still firmly believed that she was with the spirit of nature. And use this to explain the bizarre scene in front of her eyes and the strange shiny things in this big house, but An Weina has already explained the situation here to her, so she naturally understands the so-called "natural "Spirit" is completely my own misunderstanding.
Lilina nodded with satisfaction: "But Anwena is indeed a god, a true god, and her gold content is higher than any god in your world. She was personally sealed by the Lord of the Void. In addition, if you look around, there are nine out of ten here. They can all be called gods, or at least sub-gods and demi-gods, and this is still divided according to our high standards. Time to introduce you to acquaintances - all qualified to build their own shrines. You know what I mean? This is where the gods meet, and now one of the gods has chosen you, and fate has directed you to become one of the gods. spokeswoman for the members."
Vanilla looked at our group reluctantly, some played cards, some played checkers, some knitted sweaters, and a female hooligan was teaching Lin how to fight with others with her legs crossed. According to Lilina, this should be a million Temple: Of course, Bingtis and his group belong to the outer gods, which is the nature of Poseidon's visit to Jehovah's house.
This Pantheon looks really close to the people.
Lilina also noticed this, she wrinkled her nose and looked at me, I understood immediately, stood up and yelled loudly: "Be serious, be serious, Lilina is helping Mai Diwen to preach, let's create an atmosphere of a gathering of gods. "
I paused, and suddenly had an idea, and looked at Bingtis: "By the way, I'm idle anyway, you can change the space, let me see if this family can have a 'feast of the gods'."
This group of guys is really unambiguous. Hearing that the parents and landlords have spoken, they immediately acted. Lin quickly cleaned up the chessboard, poker and small notes on the table (this person deserves to be a groceries for the rest of his life), Bingtis a wing , the whole living room was immediately filled with holy light, and then all the tables, chairs and furniture disappeared in the holy light, and the living room stretched out in all directions, forming a hall that could almost be described as magnificent in the blink of an eye: I saw the female hooligan This is to move her family's obsidian palace here. At the end of the palace was a row of black and red velvet thrones, and Sandora was the first to take her place. She was shrouded in a light golden halo, and the golden lines formed by the spread of soul power formed a large mysterious pattern behind her. Elder Sister also joined in the fun and stood beside her, surrounded by an impenetrable black mist, the oppressive force was astonishing, Qianqian sat at the farthest side with a cold face, and a huge hourglass illusion appeared behind her, Yier Mori Youyou starred in the golden Ares suit, with one foot on the throne in a majestic and majestic posture. Kenser did not know when he changed into his medieval robes and bathed in the Holy Spirit like a Jesus. In the light, looked at Vanilla kindly: "Child, you need guidance..."
A few seats outside are not so reliable. Pandora and Viska are scissoring rock-paper-scissors next to two chairs to decide their own positions. Mercury Lamp looked at the size of the chairs and opened up angrily after climbing up a few times. Spread the wings and fly up, and then put a small stool for children on top of the throne before sitting down safely. Bubble sat cross-legged on the throne and played with the handheld. He waved to us and it was considered work. There was also a throne It was empty, but a small voice came from the gap in the cushion: "Ding Dong is here, Ding Dong is here..."
Lin looked around to make sure that the height of the hall after the space replacement was sufficient, and then transformed into a majestic double-headed golden dragon in a burst of light, which immediately became the most attractive one on the scene, and then her tail Swept down at least seven thrones, accidentally knocked over the sculpture in the center of the hall with one paw, and blew away half of the tapestry on the wall when she sneezed, until finally she hung her head on the giant chandelier in a hurry. When we got down, another head that was still free to move looked at us pitifully: "Yeah... sorry, I screwed up again..."
After the earthquake-like movement in the hall finally calmed down, I tugged at Lilina's arm: "Do you think this will work?"
Lilina looked dumbfounded, and muttered to herself: "Fuck, is it true that this is the scene in your pantheon, Boss, in the future?"
Xiaoxue's voice came from behind: "Of course not, my dad has never built the Pantheon, he thinks it's troublesome..."
Vanilla stared dumbfounded at this group of people going crazy, then looked at a golden dragon whose head was hanging from the chandelier and rolled its eyes, wrinkled its nose, and finally cried out with a "wow"... (To be continued) RQ