Teaching a child who doesn't know anything how to live is a very laborious and laborious thing, but sometimes it is also full of fun. The innocent and innocent child is never bound by the word "common sense", and the things he usually does make people It's both ridiculous and novel and interesting-well, in fact, I just want to comfort myself, so that I can prove that spending days with that silly crow is not such a horrible thing.
When the little crow was still a bird, An Weina tried to make her remember the names of the whole family, but at that time, it might be that her personality and intelligence hadn't caught up, and the little guy remembered messy things, but now she finally put her family members together. She has memorized all the names of her family members, and she calls her family members in her own way: she is called Mother Anwena, my master, Uncle Kenser, Brother Ilsen, and the rest are sisters no matter how big or small, up to Sandora , down to Jingle, without exception. We couldn't figure out why the little guy was called that way at first, but Xiaoxue finally couldn't help revealing the answer in advance: no matter how many names there are, the bird will not be able to tell the difference.
In the morning, Anveena happily told me the good news. Madison finally remembered to get dressed before going out. She even put on a sweater after getting up this time. Of course, she tied herself up because of it. But this is a great improvement after all, the chance of the silly bird running out naked has dropped a lot. In the next step, Anveena also wants to teach Mai Diwen to brush her teeth and wash her face—I think the little ghost is a little too impatient. As a bird that has never grown teeth, it is already a great improvement for Mai Diwen to know how to chew and swallow after eating. . At this point you're counting on her to understand why she still needs brushing. Isn’t this difficult for someone to do, let’s not say anything else, now Dingdang is brushing his teeth and eating all the toothpaste with water, I haven’t been able to correct the bad habit of the little thing so far...
For the extra little sisters in the family, Little Paobao feels the happiest, because she feels that she finally has a playmate: and she is still at the same level. Little Bubbles has been unable to find children who can play with him at home. Although Pandora and Viska are often divided into children's piles, it only counts when giving candies and cakes to the little ones. The two short winter melons are out-and-out adults, not to mention Lilina. It is impossible to play with Little Paopao in the bottom of my heart: In fact, I dare not let her be alone with Little Paopao, for fear that the girl will spoil the child; the mercury lamp looks worse than Little Paopao, but unfortunately only occasionally She looks like an awkward child, most of the time she regards herself as a mature doll girl with hundreds of years of experience; in the end, only Ji Shanshan and Little Pao Pao are very close. It's a pity that the nanny is not a playmate, and you can't expect that stupid king who strikes every now and then to have a good time with the teddy bear. To sum up, Little Bubble has always played alone at home. All the children are older or smarter than her. Even if they don’t bully her, they can’t play together. Now we have an extra Madison. First, from the perspective of intelligence , the two are on par, and the second is... Well, let's just say intellectually, the two are quite suitable to be sisters.
In a few days, Little Bubble has become very close to Mai Diwen. The two little ones, who can't speak clearly, always seem to find their own interesting ways to play, including playing in the sand at the door and going to the basement "Ghost Empire" adventure. Yesterday afternoon, I even saw the former carrying out his most precious shiny collection from the room to share with the latter. Many of them were even obtained by her through battles—Sister Jill was in tears at the time. I found that among the small gifts that Little Bubbles gave to Medivon, there were three ancient scepters inlaid with gems and two statues of golden bulls. It goes without saying.
I'm very glad that Little Bubbles didn't take out the Holy Grail: she really has a Holy Grail in her collection, and it's not the kind of two-dollar plastic material, but a real exquisite artifact inlaid with fine gold and fluorite. Bubbles bought it for her daughter from the Holy Grail store at the entrance of the Great Temple of Avalon when she went out for a stroll. Factory number 12590. That store is jointly run by Lilina and Artemis Jr. It claims to sell genuine goods. When the store first opened, it aroused violent repercussions among the heroic spirits. It is said that a dozen of the heroic spirits who were seriously entrapped by the Holy Grail War bought two of them. More than ten catties, take it home and smash it for fun. Since then, the word Holy Grail has become an eternal pain in Sister Jill's heart. It hurts even more than knowing that there are still two-dollar, five-for-one Holy Grails in the world: after all, the two-dollar, five-for-one Holy Grail needs to be made by Ding Dong after a bath, and the output is limited. But the holy grails made by the goddess priests in the holy grail store are sold one after another, even with instructions. This is the sprinkling of cumin on Chi Guoguo's wounds. If Little Bubble really gave Little Crow a Holy Grail, I'm worried that that poor washboard will go crazy right away.
Facing the gift from Little Bubbles, Silly Bird was also very happy, and took out her most precious thing as a gift in return: her half eggshell, yes, it was the eggshell left after she was hatched back then. Half, Little Bubble and half, the two little girls swore with eggshells that they will always be good sisters in this life. After knowing this, our whole family is basically dumbfounded...
It’s actually quite an interesting scene for Little Bubble and Mai Diwen to be together. It’s not as easy as you think for them to communicate. In fact, the two little guys basically don’t understand each other. After the upside-down birdsong collided, both of them were at a loss, but it was miraculous that the two little guys understood each other from the bottom of their hearts, and were able to play happily under the same confused situation, even yelling at each other Things that I only understand, while being able to put together building blocks intimately, this kind of miraculous scene is puzzling. Lilina is ready to raise this phenomenon to the height of a research topic. How can a little guy who understands what the other party is talking about talk all afternoon, the subtitle is the possibility of interracial lilies-I think it is necessary to kill this topic in advance.
Right now, Little Bubbles and Mai Diwen are reading textbooks together. The two little girls are lying on the coffee table with their little heads on top of each other. They are full of concentration. If the textbooks were not put down, this scene is really gratifying. That book was brought back by Little Bubbles from school. Now the little girl is already an honorable primary school student at the Primary School Affiliated to Imperial Military Academy. In the elementary school, considering that children from other low-tech worlds will not be able to adapt to the technological products of the empire, such as personal information terminals, they are still using very old but sufficient "textbooks". Today, Little Bubbles I just received the new book, and I couldn't wait to take it back and share it with Madison. They put the book upside down and guessed what was painted on it together...
The scene was so loving that I couldn't help but burst into tears, and a sense of happiness as a father emerged spontaneously: Nima, this is a normal child! Those brats at home usually drive people crazy...
"Dad, I was pretty cute when I was a child. Be good," Xiaoxue appeared out of nowhere, chewing on the snacks in her mouth, while lying on my ear and blowing in it mischievously. "By the way, I'm pretty cute now. Don't be curious. I know you plan to educate me. You don't need to open your eyes to know. By the way, Dad, do you eat this? These are beans fried with herbs. Knowing this little skill, she said that she sometimes frys some plant seeds for food, and the beans in this world are very similar to a kind of grass seed in her world."
Xiaoxue stuffed a handful of golden-yellow fried beans into my hand, and I casually threw one into my mouth, which was actually fried soybeans. But it is quite fragrant. "Girl, you should know about vanilla, right? Will there be her in the future?"
I started to inquire about the future again. Xiaoxue usually doesn't mention people or things that haven't appeared in front of us, so as not to affect my judgment. She didn't say a word about the person, but if the person had appeared, she would not hesitate to talk about it.
"Of course there is, vanilla. Only a few people dare to call it by its first name." Xiaoxue stuffed a handful of beans for each of the two little girls who were reading the picture album. Swallowed the food again: Seeing small things like beans, she still couldn't restrain the bird's eating habits, "The Pope of the Crow God. Sharp blades, lightning, flames, and all agents of the wrath of nature, magicians Mentors with assassins, thieves, and summoners are cool. Dad, you don’t have to doubt that no one around you will be fuel-efficient in the future—you see, my fuel consumption is not small... "
I was taken aback: "How powerful is it?"
"Of course, but maybe it's because I grew up in that environment. I don't think it's anything special," Xiaoxue rolled over from the back of the sofa, threw herself on the sofa with a plop, and lay down without a trace. Putting her legs on my stomach, you can see that she was indeed taken by Bingtis when she was a child, "You know my mother's title, prophet, wise man, future manager, part magician, and There are most prophets, businessmen, leaders, inventors, and patron saints of gamblers. All major casinos in the macro world hang my mother's image. Qianqian's mother is the time manager, and also the god of evolution and decline. At the same time, some small Tantric sects also believe that the god of evolution will provide shelter for any species that is evolving. Some old people who like to engage in scientific research or magic research often accept the baptism of the god of decline in their twilight years, hoping to obtain Opportunity to complete your own career, but I don't know if these small sects can really connect with Qianqian's divine power. Mother Sandora is the shepherd of the soul, the god of control of the spirit and heart, and basically all magicians They all believe in her at the same time, because they need to control their spiritual power most. In addition, I have seen a religious pamphlet, which says that Mother Sandora also provides protection for warriors and scholars, and is responsible for the loyalty, trustworthiness, etc. Five or six This virtue provides rewards, and scientists will also wear her badge, because it can ensure their concentration and avoid being misled by academic loopholes and heresies. I heard it is quite effective... "
I was fascinated by the wonderful future Xiaoxue described, and then I asked with great anticipation: "Hey, tell me, what aspect is my father in charge of? I should be considered a god king, right?"
Xiaoxue smiled meanly, then straightened her expression, and said sternly: "Friends of women, protectors of children, and mothers who give birth will wear the badge of father, praying before giving birth can keep mother and child safe, and children don't eat You can pray and take care of things, or pray to Aunt Anweina, she is the guardian of household chores... Wow! Don't scratch the soles of your feet! With you as a father... Ahaha, it's so itchy, I surrender, I surrender!"
I patted the brat's feet: "Can't you speak seriously?"
Xiaoxue turned over and looked straight into my eyes: "Originally. You can think about the situation of Father God. Do you think he will be a definite god in this world?"
I opened my mouth, and suddenly remembered that he mentioned these things when I was chatting with Father God before. In addition, when talking with Bingtis, he also mentioned the issue of Father God's "clergy". According to Bingtis, Father God is not a god , in the entire star field, the only one who does not have a priesthood happens to be the Father God—in any religion in the world, there is no sect that believes in the Father God as an exact god, only a very small number of special mortals believe in the Father God, but they The way of belief is very interesting. They have no denominations, no creeds, believe in the Father God without any definition of the Father God, unlike the gods of light or darkness. There will be a definite characteristic: either it represents light, or it represents darkness, or it represents war. On the contrary, among the very few believers who believe in God the Father, what they believe in is a "god" without any attributes. It's a belief, rather a fan club...
"Void creatures cannot be the target of belief for mortals, because you are not a god at all, and your symbolic power is effective for gods. Mortals have no blessings to enjoy it—if there is a lucky person who happens once in a thousand years, just by believing in void creatures Strength, then he will become a god directly. If you have to say it, you should be called the treasure of the country, and you belong to the kind of character who is awesome in every way but no one can use it."
I feel quite depressed, and I said that after a long time, I and Father God belong to the mascot in the entire god system, but after thinking about it, this seems to be good, at least I don’t have to worry about the trivial prayers below, in the words of Bingtis He said that most of the prayers of believers are like complaint calls, and being a hardworking god is basically equivalent to working as a customer service hotline and a property center at the same time. By the way, I have to be the security guard of the community...
At this time, Bubble came down from the second floor. It seemed that he might have just cleaned up all the house information in the entire macro world in the past 24 hours. With a satisfied smile on his face, Little Bubble was very happy to see his mother and cheered. He rushed over. Then Bubble started hugging the little girl and asking her about her school affairs, seeming to be quite concerned about her daughter's academic performance.
"It's very rare. You also look like a mother occasionally." After I waited for Bubble to sit across from me with Little Bubble, I whispered something, and the other party immediately raised his ears: "Of course, the child's father, you usually I didn’t notice, but I’m actually a good wife and mother.”
I don't even bother to complain about her now, so I just asked casually, "How is Little Paopao doing in school?"
In fact, I also want to ask the child myself, but unfortunately I can't understand what Little Bubble is talking about...
"Of course." Bubbles looked proud, "You don't care who gave birth. Now she is in grades one to six, and her grades..."
"Wait a minute!" I hurriedly waved my hand, "Going to grades one to six? How can I go on like this?"
"No way, she didn't come there to learn knowledge," Pao Pao spread his hands, "And you can't fix her in a classroom, right?" Then Pao Pao told me what happened to the little guy at school. Having said that, I know the story of this kid in the elementary school: Little Bubbles can't figure out his grade, and he doesn't understand why he listens to the teacher in the classroom about things that can be easily found in the database. knowledge, so she is basically playing in school, and then learning how to communicate with people. When signing up, Bubbles once told her that as soon as the class bell rang, she had to go back to the classroom as soon as possible, but the child really remembered. As soon as the class bell rang, she would randomly find a classroom and run in, and then took a seat where no one was around. Listening to the class decently, going back and forth like this a dozen times, the teacher ignored her and let her run around in the teaching area of grades one to six. Anyway, this child is also good, she never makes trouble in class, and tries not to sleep as much as possible. Snoring... In short, it will not affect the teaching order.
According to Pao Pao, the little girl’s elusive way of going to school soon became a legend in the elementary school. Not only did all the teachers know that there was a little princess running around in a daze, even the whole school knew about it. up. Now there is a custom in the elementary school of the military academy to guess which classroom the little princess will go to attend the class one minute before the bell rings, and the class that is lucky to win the bid will be very happy from top to bottom, as if it is an honor. Bubbles commented with emotion: "Now our daughter is like a rare elite who refreshes the world in school. Every forty minutes, someone forms a group to guard, and the moment the class bell rings, the teachers and students are like monsters. excited… "
"Goo!" Little Bubble raised her hand happily, indicating that she had already regarded this as some kind of achievement of her own, and Mai Diwen also raised her hand happily: "Huh?"
"The good news is that our goal seems to have been achieved. Little Bubble's personality growth rate has been significantly accelerated recently." Bubble smiled and stroked her daughter's long hair, "Communication with more people will increase the rate of personality maturity. As expected, the child develops completely according to the laws of carbon-based organisms. And her ability is much more stable than before. I tested it a few times and added her to the host network, and the work efficiency of the entire network will be greatly improved. Almost All the hosts have shown signs of flexible operation. I don’t know if it has something to do with the maturity of personality. Now this child has a few acquaintances who are similar to playmates at school, and there is a crow sister at home. Our child can finally Avoid becoming a squatting at home, as a mother of children, I am very relieved... "
I looked at her calmly: "As a severe home squat here second only to An Weina, are you qualified to say this?"
"I won't talk nonsense with you, I will teach my daughter to read." Pao Pao gave me a blank look, pulled Xiao Pao Pao's textbook in front of him, and kindly pointed to a line in the textbook and explained to Xiao Pao Pao, "Come on, Daughter, look here, and read it after mother: A skinny camel is bigger than a horse. This is a proverb, and there is another sentence with a similar meaning, which is 'suffering death is better than being attacked'... "
Little Bubble: "Gooooohhhh!"
I almost didn't come up in one breath, and stretched out my hand to pull the bubble grill aside: Ding Dong, the child really can't be taken by this guy! (to be continued)RQ