I really didn’t expect that when we went out this time, it would be delayed for nearly two months. When we set off, it was still cold and snowy. When we came back, winter was over. According to the calendar, we are about to usher The season of warm spring and flowers blooming—of course, there is still a breath of cold winter, and it is said that this year K City is quite cold in spring: Lin Xue said.
That must be serious.
If you stay at home for a long time, you will feel bored, but if you have been working outside for a long time, you will feel that there is no home for comfort. Although there are tall and magnificent palaces and towering castles outside, there is no home. This kind of comfortable atmosphere, at least from my point of view, is still comfortable to sleep in my bedroom of more than 20 square meters - more than 20 square meters, this is not small.
And I think the people around me must have the same idea. The so-called people are divided into groups. None of us in our family are the type who would be troubled by such trivial matters in basic necessities of life, even Bingtis who grew up in Obsidian. The certified goddess who grew up in the palace is also happy to squeeze on a sofa with Sandora to grab the TV remote control-of course, what they have to do after grabbing the remote control is completely different. The first thing Mercury Lamp did after returning home was to solemnly put his big box under the window, then stood on the box and said to me seriously: "I won't go out with you next time, your job is really boring!"
It seems that he is used to the life of being classified as "children" with those little girls.
On the second day after arriving home, Miss Lin sent me a spiritual connection. This girl was aggrieved and told me something that I love to hear: After countless disappearances for no reason, no return at night, no return during the day, cheating on parents and other misdeeds, our Miss Lin was finally grounded by the parents' committee. The proposer was her father, her mother was in charge of the review and implementation, and the old man of the Lin family was a third-party witness. The confinement is expected to last at least a week. In other words, within a week, she would not even try to sneak over for dinner. When the eldest lady mentioned this matter to me, she was full of grievances and complained for a long time. At first I felt sorry for her, but soon I figured out what was going on: Mr. Lin had acquiesced in the matter of Xue girl running around the world a long time ago, and he would not let Lin Xue go out at this time, in fact I just want my granddaughter to be quiet at home for a few days and spend time with her family. In fact, this is also human nature. Maybe our family is used to the exciting life of sending troops to fight wars or save the world or hold multi-party talks with God every now and then, and we can take part in bloody battles outside for months as soon as we go out. Then go home and continue to eat melon seeds and watch TV. But this is the daily life of non-human beings, and ordinary people cannot accept it. After all, Lin Xue's family members were still normal human beings—at least her parents were. The girl has not been seen for two months. If it wasn’t for Lin Xue’s many previous convictions and Mr. Lin’s knowledge of the inside story, I’m afraid I would have seen Lin Xue’s photo on the Internet at this time when the legal system was in progress. Believe me, Lin Xue’s father Absolutely capable of posting missing person notices to the United Nations.
certainly. It can't be said that there is no news at all, when he was "on a business trip" in another world. Lin Xue will also contact her home through the Imperial Network and make a phone call to report that she is safe. Sometimes I even video chat with my parents—of course, I have to do some video processing when chatting. After all, if Lin’s father and Lin’s mother saw their daughter riding on the nose of a 100-meter-high dragon chatting with him, then I guess I’ll be back when I come back. Not only can I see Lin Xue's headshot when the legal system is in progress-but no matter how I contact him, after all, my daughter is not around, and the family has to think about it.
What's more, our "business trip" is still stuck at a juncture. We have been away for two months. Christmas has passed, Spring Festival has passed, and even the Lantern Festival has passed. She has not been able to go home. You can say that it is not a bad thing what? I still clearly remember that when I was in the Dragon Kingdom not long ago, the eldest lady had a video call with her family. The scene on the opposite side was a family reunion. The touching scene where Feng lit two candles next to the dumpling—later Lin Feng was dragged down by his father to fix it. And the eldest lady's attitude at that time was rare and honest, she obediently listened to her parents' nagging, watched the whole family across the street eat dumplings, and shared the Dragon Clan's barbecue with Xiaoxue—of course, in the eyes of Lin's father and Lin's mother , Lin Xue was sitting in a hut full of exotic ethnic customs and eating big cakes with two African girls: the eldest lady told her mother that she was conducting social inspections in a certain school in Papua New Guinea.
Of course, Lin Xue herself knew why she was grounded. She was just too busy, so she came to chat with me for a while, and let me listen to her brother Lin Feng's tragic call from the opposite side: That kid, give yourself a gift on New Year's Eve. There are two candles in front of my sister's dumpling. You say it's creative... Ahem, you say it's abominable. He deserves to be cleaned up by his father and then by his sister. Lin Xue has several black belts...
"By the way, Wood," just as she was about to hang up, the eldest lady suddenly remembered something, "Let me remind you, Qianqian also ran wildly with you outside for two months, and didn't come home during the New Year-Uncle Xu Over there, you can figure it out..."
Lin Xue cut off the mental connection, leaving me here dumbfounded.
In the past two months, I have been immersed in the glorious cause of working hard for the benefit of the empire, and I forgot about this matter—well, although the first half of the sentence can only be said to be self-proclaimed, the second half of the sentence is absolutely true.
In fact, apart from seeing Lin Xue contacting her family, I really didn't pay attention to whether Qianqian had reported her safety to Uncle Xu a while ago. With this girl's incomprehensible personality... this matter is too disturbing up.
So I rushed downstairs without saying a word, and found that Qianqian was lying on the sofa sprawled, letting Ding Dong bounce up and down on my stomach, seeing me appearing in such a hurry, Qianqian immediately bounced off the sofa quickly , by the way, grabbed the jingle that bounced into the air and placed it on top of his head: "Ah Jun, what's wrong with you?"
I hurriedly told her about Lin Xue, and then gently reminded her: "You didn't go home during the Chinese New Year, so Uncle Xu didn't say anything?"
Qianqian let out an "oh" in a drawn-out voice, then rolled her eyes and looked over: "Ah Jun just remembered now? It's okay. I was on the phone with my dad during Chinese New Year... Hey, Ah Jun, he's just informal , you’re not short-sighted, okay?”
Me: "..." Why is this sentence so strange when it comes out of Qianqian's mouth
"That's good, this year's situation is special, I'm very sorry," I scratched my hair and giggled, "Did Uncle Xu confess?"
Qianqian pouted and muttered there: "What are you going to tell me? Since he was a child, he hasn't been home a few times during the Chinese New Year. When I called, he was digging the pharaoh's grave on the bank of the Nile. He was really relieved. After my daughter threw it to you, I didn't care about anything... "
It can be heard that Qianqian's heart is full of resentment, and her resentment did not accumulate overnight, as a childhood sweetheart since childhood. I know a lot about Qianqian's family. Uncle Xu belongs to the kind of person who is completely obsessed with his career—to put it bluntly, he is a workaholic. It's not that he doesn't care about his family. But once you start working, you will completely forget yourself. From childhood to adulthood, until the years when he and Qianqian were temporarily separated, Uncle Xu worked outside almost every year, including New Years and holidays. Growing up in such a childhood, I believe that if Qianqian hadn’t been short-sighted, she would have entered the rebellious period in the fourth grade of elementary school, and finally settled in a juvenile behavior correction center—she still thinks she is not a short-sighted person. with.
And now grown up. Qianqian also understands her father, although she complains occasionally. But it's just expressing displeasure on the lips. I thought about it, trying to figure out when I would be free. Going back to her house with Qianqian when Uncle Xu is taking a break, at least I have to prove that I took good care of this silly girl after Uncle Xu handed Qianqian into my hands.
I firmly believe that, apart from myself, Uncle Xu can't find another person in the entire void who can afford to take care of this magical girl...
As soon as I thought of this, out of the corner of my eye, I saw Xiaoxue sneaking past the door. She was wearing a beautiful snow-white thick fleece and a bright yellow short skirt. Underneath was a black tights. Pants and a pair of newly bought small leather boots, dressed like an ordinary female high school student... well, it is said that she is really in high school now, and she looked like she was going out to play, so I couldn't help calling out "Xiaoxue, what are you doing?"
After I finished calling, I suddenly felt weird. This tone...why did he sound like a worried father who had entered the middle-aged state early and stopped the rebellious girl who wanted to sneak out of the room at half past ten at night
Knowing that she was discovered, Xiaoxue stopped in resentment, turned her head and stuck out her tongue at me: "Hey, Dad, I'm going to see my mother."
"Oh, you go, come back early... What are you talking about?!" I just said it, but I just jumped up from the chair, "She's locked up at home now! You just swagger like that past?"
"Dad, you have to have confidence in me," Xiaoxue smiled confidently, "I have been lurking in the base camp of the Fallen Apostles for so long and managed to pry a fleet back. I have a lot of ways—hehe, I You can also go to see grandpa and grandma by the way, ah yes, and great grandpa, do you think I will scare them?"
The corners of my mouth twitched. This girl's escaping behavior and strong execution ability are completely the enhanced version of Lin Xue and Qianqian's mixture. No matter what she thinks of, it is so unexpected, but there is one thing. Absolutely make it clear: "Don't fool around, although your great-grandfather knew about me and your mother, he didn't know that there was a granddaughter as big as you, and the whole family still didn't know that your mother would lead a group of people every now and then. Go out and beat the brains out of another group of people."
Xiaoxue stuck out her tongue: "I know, I just went to have a look, and I'm curious what my mother's house looks like at this time."
Seeing Xiaoxue arranging her clothes there, I suddenly thought of something: "By the way, can you reveal a little bit, what were your grandparents doing at that time?" I have been curious about this for a long time Yes, because from the information disclosed by Xiaoxue, Lin Xue, I, and Qianqian will confess to all relevant parents and be lenient in the future. In that case, Lin Xue and a group of Qianqian's family will eventually be packed up and taken to the imperial court. According to Xiaoxue's current lawless character, I guess this big family will be quite harmonious in the future, so I'm curious, what are the parents doing in the future—because no matter how you look at it, their daughters must be I can't handle it anymore...
"I knew Dad that you couldn't help but ask," Xiaoxue smirked at me as expected. "But I really don't dare to say more about this topic... Well, I think about it, I can probably say a little bit. My grandparents retired and lived at home. Grandpa Xu was quite energetic. He had already started running around digging at that time. The ancestral grave of the stars, it is said that Altman's urn was dug out... "
Me: "..." Everyone: "..." Qianqian: "...my dad is pretty good, isn't he?"
What a fucking future this is - should I say that Uncle Xu really deserves to be able to raise a daughter like Qianqian who is almost made of special materials
"Dad, can I go now? I still want to go to my mother's for a meal!" Xiaoxue yelled expectantly while grabbing the door frame. Neng glanced at her sideways: "Remember to come back at night, don't bomb the American embassy, don't cause trouble for your mother, and bring two bottles of soy sauce to the house when you come back..."
Xiaoxue waved her hand impatiently, while raising one foot to tie her shoelace with one hand. Then Ai Yo Ma also exclaimed, and rolled out from the gate. Our parents looked at each other inside. My sister touched my shoulder worriedly: "Ah Jun, are you really worried about this kid running around?"
"Do you believe that even if we put a chain as thick as a fist on that girl's neck, she would still appear in front of Lin Xue on time?" I glanced at my sister, "Since the day we met, I have no intention of being able to control her. In addition , I am also very curious that Lin Xue will see her daughter suddenly pop out like this... Don't you think this is very funny?"
Elder Sister couldn't help giving me a blank look: "Take it easy, Lin Xue will be grounded for a week, she will definitely know that Xiao Xue was let by you. She will definitely challenge you to a duel."
I thought about it, too, but I immediately came up with a countermeasure: "It's okay. At that time, I will transfer the conflict to that bear king. I will beat Xiaoxue in mixed doubles with her. The young lady's anger will disappear."
Bingtis looked at me with admiring eyes: "One cheats my father with tricks, and the other cheats my daughter without hesitation. You are really a perfect match."
I'll just take this as a compliment, and then the old god is leaning on the sofa watching Mercury Lamp and Lilina grab the game controller, and by the way, wait to see when Lin Xue will contact you—according to what I know about Xiaoxue , although the girl acted out of style, she also had a side of keeping her word. If she said she would not run around, she would definitely go straight to the eldest lady's house. Therefore, I am afraid that it will not be long before I can receive Lin Xue's exasperated correspondence. And the eldest lady will definitely announce that she will challenge me to a duel. The only thing I'm curious about now is how Xiaoxue's child is going to sneak into the Lin family's mansion. She said that she wants to meet her "grandparents", and according to her personality, this "meeting" is definitely not After being invisible, it's so simple to follow behind and watch all the way—as long as she doesn't take the landing pod and directly parachutes in front of Mr. Lin, she will be considered low-key.
Lilina, who was grabbing the game console with Mercury Lamp, threw away the handle, poked the former's arm and pointed to this side: "Hey, your dad's smile is so wretched—ha, you are dumbfounded! You can't reach the square button even if you spread your palm !"
Mercury Lamp hugged the game controller that was almost half the size of her head and pressed it for a while, then flew up and sat on my stomach with a huff: "Idiot, idiot! Where is my special controller? Have you hidden it?"
I took out a small handle specially prepared for Mercury Lamp and her sisters from the crack of the sofa: "Lilina hid it—you really don't have a long memory. Just play for two hours, and then eat on time."
Mercury Lamp happily plugged in the handle, and started to continue their endless Street Fighter with Lilina. After a while, two dwarf winter melons screamed and screamed in disorder. The movement was so loud that even my elder sister, who was busy studying cross-stitch, was rushed upstairs. I saw that they were huddled together Lilina and Mercury Lamp, who tried their best to kill, found that their skills were not ordinary, and all operations were completely random. The more the two tossed more and more vigorously, and they kept moving closer to the front of the screen, as if this could improve the reaction speed of their characters, but there was only such a large space in front of the TV, so the two of them naturally began to push each other. Pushing and shoving, finally, just like the result of playing games together in the past, they were tearing apart in front of the screen. While the two short winter melons rolled into a ball on the floor, the two Chunli on the screen had big eyes. Waiting with narrow eyes... The elder sister came down from the second floor, grabbed Lilina and Mercury Lamp by the collars one by one, and slipped upstairs.
And at this moment, the roar of the eldest lady finally came from my spiritual connection: "Wood!! You bastard! Did you let Xiaoxue come here!"
"She's at your place? It's pretty fast," I suddenly became happy, and it seemed that Xiaoxue really lived up to expectations and pissed off her mother, "It's okay, I'll tell her, I will never mess with your parents She said she just wanted to see you."
"Yes, you have confessed - that bastard girl might as well talk nonsense with my parents! No, she has already started talking nonsense now!" The eldest lady's voice sounded really annoyed, and she seemed to be about to run away.
"Uh, what the hell did that girl do?" I finally became curious and wanted to know how the genius girl Chen Xiaoxue managed to sneak into the Chen family's mansion—well, as long as I know Lin Xue, it's not difficult to get in, the difficult thing is , How did that weird girl introduce herself to her future grandparents
"She said that she was a classmate I met when I was studying in Bavaria! And she announced that she had a crush on Miss Ben for half a year when she was in Bavaria," Lin Xue said through gritted teeth, "Now she is arresting all the female creatures in my family called Sister—except my mother, but including me!"
Me: "..." RQ