Or just say that multiple people think things differently, Lin Xue's reminder made my heart suddenly clear.
In fact, until now, I almost forgot how many research projects Tavel is conducting, and how many of them are in the critical stage, but Lin Xue still remembered, and immediately connected the two things When I woke up, I wasn't too slow to be cured, and of course I immediately thought of the reason: it seemed that this stubborn young lady never let up, she was always working hard secretly, so She can help me at critical times, even though she always acts like a heartless person, whenever I need help, I can always see her shadow by my side—as for Qianqian, it’s probably Really heartless...
So after I was stunned for a moment, I immediately showed an overjoyed look, holding Lin Xue's face in my hands, and just took a bite...
"Hey! You are insane!" The eldest lady jumped out of my arms as if she had been electrocuted, squatting on the back of the sofa and staring at this side. Vanilla just turned her head at this time. After seeing this scene, she was immediately amazed, and He muttered: "The rabbi can also lean against the wall and lie on the back of the low couch..."
I froze for a moment, and remembered that the rabbi she was talking about was that timid catwoman who taught children to read and write in the city of Ravens. Don't tell me, the behavior of the young lady after she was frightened... is really similar cat's.
"The wrinkle on your smiling face deeply betrays the filth in your brain," the eldest lady bared her teeth at me, and also noticed how much she was standing on the back of the sofa with her waist bent and her feet on the back of the sofa. Shocking. So he jumped down resentfully and cleverly, and said while looking for shoes while wearing socks, "Okay, it's getting late, I'll get Xiaoxue back by the way when I go home. Remember to supervise her to wash her face and brush her teeth at night, and don't let her stay up late with soaking Playing games together, you know, that child has been spoiled by you."
In fact, I want to say that I haven't had time to get used to that girl yet. It's just that in this case, you obviously have no reason to talk to her, so the only way out is to cooperate decisively. "Yes, yes, the child's mother—" I replied in a deliberately elongated voice. Those four sensitive words immediately made the eldest lady blush, and at the same time, Bubble came out of nowhere: "Hey, it's here. The child's father, do you have something to do with me?"
Me: "..." Why can I meet this guy at any time, jumping out and angrily brushing up his presence
The eldest lady glared at me and Bubble for a while (Bubble was the one who jumped out and was shot), turned her head and opened a portal leading directly to her bedroom at home, and the last words dissipated in the air: "I'm going back, Don't forget what I told you."
As the voice fell, the figure of the eldest lady had disappeared in a distorted light curtain, but two seconds later there was another roar from the opposite side of the portal: "Damn girl!! What have you done to my house! Put that back!"
Everyone in the living room was taken aback by the sudden roar of the Hedong lion, and their eyes focused on the portal. A moment later, the mass destruction girl Chen Xiaoxue flew out of the space door sideways, and lay on the carpet with a plop: This was definitely thrown by Lin Xue.
From Lin Xue's exasperated voice just now, I already know what this girl is doing, how can I put it. It was quite expected—and Xiaoxue even had the nerve to raise her head and show me a silly smirk: "Dad, I found a lot of good things in my mother's room—do you want to know what color underwear my mother likes? "
I threw Xiaoxue to my elder sister blankly: "You should be educated—and about this issue, according to normal ethics and physics, I should know it earlier than you."
The moment Xiaoxue was grabbed by the collar by her elder sister, the expression on her face began to change like swiping the screen. In the end, he settled on a resolute expression, and then was dragged upstairs by his sister, and there was no movement.
We also have two guests here who are not familiar with the inside story. Sagina and Sona stared in bewilderment. Watching Xiaoxue disappear behind the corner of the stairs on the second floor. Sona showed a worried look, and said to me uneasily: "Although I shouldn't talk too much...but the child won't be beaten too badly, right?"
"Hit?" I rolled my eyelids, "My sister doesn't hit people lightly, the worst thing is to slap people twice."
"Then why is your daughter's expression so... tragic?" Sagina couldn't control her curiosity anymore.
I thought about it, and found it difficult to answer this question: "How should I put it... My sister must have special abilities. Anyway, all the brats, regardless of their size or age, will be as honest as meeting their nemesis when they see my sister. When I was young, every After being mischievous for the first time, I feel that my sister is the most terrifying creature in the world, bar none."
When Sagina heard this, her curiosity became even more irresistible, and she repeatedly asked her sister why she was so powerful. I don't know why this half-dragon girl who has never been in love is so interested in how to discipline bear children. Anyway, I can only explain to her according to my own understanding and memory: "I really don't know. Anyway, my sister's method is to present the facts and make sense. She has a kind of aura in her body. This kind of aura, after telling you a set of truths, can make you really feel like you have betrayed the whole world. The condemnation of conscience is unprecedentedly huge, and you can't wait to kill yourself to thank the world, but you still can't do it, so you are even more condemned — that’s how it feels.”
After recalling the experience of being educated by my sister when I was a child, I couldn’t help being afraid for a while-you said how bad I was back then, smashing the school glass to steal the teacher’s lunch box, throwing pepper noodles into the principal’s cigarette box, and imitating the class teacher’s handwriting to the teaching teacher Writing a confession letter, thanks to the nemesis like my sister who suppresses me all day long, I have become such a good young man who talks about five things and four beauties. Otherwise, this year you will only be able to watch my photo scrolling every day when the legal system is in progress...
Of course, besides this, what I find even more amazing is: under the premise of being educated by such a powerful parent since childhood, Xiaoxue has become what she is now. You said that this girl is so naughty to the point of being unscientific—I mixed with Lin Xue's genes, which link in the world produced this mutation that turned magic into decay...
In the early morning of the next day, I was woken up by a mercury lamp and a box (attempt) as usual, and after throwing the little doll who could accurately fly over with the box in a sleepy state, I turned my head and looked out the window. Looking at the sky, I found that the outside was gloomy - it seemed that a spring rain was inevitable, so I gave up the idea of going out for a stroll. When I came to the living room on the first floor, I found that Sagina and the others were already awake. Sitting on the sofa with a serious expression, she was listening to Lin giving them a lecture on how to use divine arts and the like. The little crow also sat next to Lin in a dignified manner. He also looked like a god who imparted knowledge to others, but he was actually chewing nuts and looking around. Neither listening to nor lecturing, when she saw me appearing, she rushed over happily: "Gah!"
"Did you rest well yesterday?" I greeted Sagina and the others with a smile. Asked casually, but Sona showed a weird look on her face, and said slightly uneasy: "Actually... is there something weird in this house?"
I was stunned at the time: "Huh?"
Sagina stuck out her tongue: "Sona said that the house is haunted, and there are always strange noises from the surrounding walls at night, but I didn't hear it, I slept soundly."
Me: "... Anveena!"
The ghost maid immediately appeared from under the table not far away: "Ah? Master, you called me?"
"It's okay if you like to sing, but on a big night, try to sing something positive..."
"Oh." The ghost maid nodded obediently, and got into the table again. But even though I have explained it like this, I still feel that the haunted situation at home in the middle of the night may not improve much - An Wei Na is known as the singer of the dead. I guess she can make you hear the illusion that the autumn wind is bleak and the tombs are everywhere...
"It's not haunted, it's Anveena who is singing... As you can see, she is a ghost and hardly sleeps." I explained to Sagina and the others with some embarrassment, maybe I have accepted all kinds of strange things in our family. Weird situation. They didn't show any more surprised expressions, they just nodded calmly and continued to listen to Lin's lecture. The dragon god girl was talking about the fighting method of using the power of God. Don't look at the soft appearance that is always timid and afraid of being bullied, but Lin occasionally feels a bit like a teacher when she is serious: "Fighting should be brave." Wuqian, no matter what kind of enemy you face, you should fight with all your strength. The role of the tail is very important in this process, but the claws cannot be ignored... "
I hurriedly slipped out the vanilla I was listening to with gusto: "This tutorial is not suitable for you, you should..." Then, I glanced at the little crow who was gnawing on a walnut shell, and then looked around the living room: "You should find Lily Na is giving you a lecture... where is Lilina?"
"Miss Lilina said that she will arrange some religious activities in the prayer room."
Prayer room? Arrange religious activities? What is that girl up to? In an instant, my curiosity was fully mobilized, and I put the vanilla aside and walked towards the prayer room. The so-called prayer room is on the second floor, next to Lilina's room, it was originally an empty room, and it was once reserved for Ding Dong to live in—later Ding Dong thought it would be most comfortable to sleep in the lampshade of my room, so that room was vacant, and was Lilina was transformed into a prayer room to symbolize that she is actually a very religious person.
Pushing open the door of the prayer room, the first thing that catches the eye is a giant tree in the center that goes straight to the roof and green vines that cover all the walls and ceilings. Due to the support of the space expansion magic, the actual area of the prayer room is larger than its theoretical size. The area is more than ten times larger. Lilina arranged it like a corner of a primeval forest. There is even a stone path between these dense but well-proportioned plants, which leads to the back of the giant tree in the center of the room: There is a small altar there—by the way, Lilina's modification is really big.
There is a refreshing plant aroma in the air, and Lilina's soft prayer voice, which is completely different from the usual twittering, can be heard: "May God give me insight to discern good and evil in the world, and may God give me love , to tolerate all peoples of the world, may God grant me mighty power to purify all evils, may God grant me—"
I found the horn switch and pressed it casually, so the prayers in the air stopped abruptly, and then I found Lilina who was writing at her desk behind the tree, and I grabbed her by the ears and gave me a lesson: "How dare you do it again?" Do you want to be immoral? Record your prayers. Use two speakers to play the jingle statue on a loop, is there anyone like you who is the Pope!"
Lilina hugged my arm and hung in mid-air, kicking her calves and yelling, "Boss, Boss, let go, it hurts, it hurts..."
"What are you writing here?" I noticed that Lilina had written a large amount of stuff in the small notebook spread out on the table, and carefully divided it into chapters. There were even illustrations, so I realized that this girl might really be planning some kind of big event, so I became curious. "Well, let me take a look... About the preliminary plan for the God's Day celebration... Hey, what is this?"
"It's a celebration of the Goddess of Life." Lilina wrapped my arms around my arm like an octopus, and couldn't get off it. "I just discovered it two days ago. If it is converted into the New Empire's calendar, March 15th is Goddess's birthday, what a grand day you think it must be! There is still Christmas in Christianity, and I plan to add a Goddess Day to the Goddess of Life... "
I was overjoyed immediately, and excitedly took out Jingdong from my pocket: "Your birthday is coming soon?"
"Birthday? Is that something magical?" Ding Dong looked at me stupidly, and licked the sugar residue from the corner of his mouth, "Ah, I see. The day Ding Dong fell from the tree? But it’s a birthday, so troublesome…”
I slapped my head and said to forget this, according to the time concept of the immortal guys of the Protoss. Any activity plan based on time is probably nonsense, not to mention doing one thing repeatedly every three hundred and sixty-five days, they may feel bored and flustered. If they really just want to get together to celebrate, they can find countless reasons at any time, such as the small gatherings where the Goddesses of Life gather together every now and then, or even eat two hundred kinds of honey to commemorate a certain little sister. Celebrate. Isn't that also very happy? Therefore, there is absolutely no need for them to organize any activities specifically to commemorate the day of their birth.
But even though Ding Dong has no feeling about her birthday, Lilina is very motivated. She is determined to add a religious festival to the Goddess of Life, and has listed three full of celebrations and festivals. While looking at her notebook, Lilina was still next to me and explained to me enthusiastically: "Look, from the 15th of March is the Day of the Gods, and the celebrations are mainly concentrated on that day. No. Eat Holy Communion in the middle of the night, and then start the celebrations in the early morning of the next day. The whole festival lasts for three days, and then all countries that use the Goddess of Life as the state religion should arrange a seven-day holiday—of course, this year is too late, but I can arrange it first .This is the first festival, in fact there is a smaller celebration on April 15th... "
"April 15th? Is there a saying?" I asked strangely, feeling that there was no one in the village or in the shop on this date.
"Hey, Boss, you're so confused—Goddess' full moon is on April 15th, and there's also a God's full moon festival..."
Me: "... that's okay too?"
"What's wrong, anyway, every move of the goddess is memorable, and who doesn't like to celebrate the festival," Lilina snatched the notebook from me and began to add things, while continuing to mutter, "and next year in March Number fifteen..."
"Hey, you don't need to say it, I know that," I interrupted Lilina with a slap on my thigh, "March 15 next year will be Ding Dong's first birthday, right?"
"..." Lilina looked at me with the eyes of a rare animal, "Boss, next year March 15th will be the day of the gods again... The festival cannot be celebrated like a serial drama. What I want to say is that next year March On the 15th of the month, everything will probably be on the right track."
Me: "..." I suddenly felt that my life had become gloomy, what a stupid question I asked just now...
"Okay, that's basically the arrangement. All that's left is to go to the Temple of the Goddess and broadcast it." Lilina just made a footnote on the so-called God's Full Moon Festival on April 15th, and then threw the small book aside. , stretching her waist vigorously, as if she still wanted to show me her flat young girl figure, "Look, boss, isn't such a lazy figure uniquely feminine?"
... A lazy and stretched body creaking, yawning and accidentally drooling, and a figure that is no match for Pandora, how do you ask me to answer this sharp question
"Actually, Boss, I was thinking about your business by the way."
Seeing that I didn't pay attention to her, Lilina changed the subject. Don't talk about it, she immediately brought my attention back: "My business? What's my business?"
"Boss, your god name," Lilina sat cross-legged in mid-air, with the same fanaticism as a saint praying, "Think about it, the leader of the Xiling pantheon who is about to create the third god race, boss Are you an old cadre at the same level as Father God and King Huron, okay? You must have a title that belongs to a god, and you can’t call it like the ordinary Emperor Xiling. You see, sister Qianqian is the god of time, and sister Chen Qian is the god of time. The goddess of curse, Sister Lin Xue is the god of prophecy... What about you?"
Lilina thinks that things will only revolve around her old business. I really didn't think of this question, and I also think it's nothing to care about: "Well, whatever, what's the point?"
"No, it means a lot!" Lilina was very firm. "There must be a name. I have already researched it. The name Saint Father is only suitable for prayers, and it is not suitable for your official name..."
As soon as I heard this, I felt an urge to be moved in an instant, and lifted Lilina up: "Hey, let me go, you have noticed this problem! These two words have almost become a big shadow in my life." You don't know!"
Lilina waved at me old-fashionedly: "So we have to decide on a new god name. The star domain has the father god, and the Huron has the god king. These two names that are easiest to think of and most intuitive have already been taken by others. We can't use it, so... um... rule it out... Boss, why don't you call me Daddy?"
Me: "..." RS