"Sorry, God of War is off work."
The girl named Eva tilted her head and showed a clean and pure smile to Sandora and me—this smile can only be seen by this kind of "saint" who grew up in the church district and hardly touched the fireworks of the world. It comes out so naturally. Although what she said may be very strange, Eva still had a serious expression on her face when she said the words "God of War". He had the usual look on his face, only slightly regretful.
When I was praying, I suddenly heard such a system notification sound, God of War also has off-duty hours, and you can leave a voice message to God by reading a specific chapter of the Bible aloud... These things that I think can be complained everywhere are not surprising in the eyes of Eva and Lei.
Sandora and I looked at each other dumbfounded, and after a while I figured out what was going on: because we were used to it.
I feel dumbfounded about these things, because the information about gods that I have come into contact with since I was a child all say that gods are serious, rigid, and meticulous. Sandora feels dumbfounded because she knows more gods, among which Most guys are definitely not as unreasonable as 123, but Eva and Lei in front of them don't have this kind of mindset at all. Since they were born, Ilson has been the god of this world (I remember hearing it before, 123, that guy came here thousands of years ago), not only their generation, but even the God of War in the impression of several generations is such a virtue. So it has been used to it from generation to generation, and now the locals have taken "God of War is sometimes offline" and "reading the Bible aloud, Chapter 2, Verse 6, you can leave a voice message with God" as a matter of course, and they are even as normal as natural phenomena. This will not affect their impression of the gods in the slightest—on the contrary, this is the impression the gods left on them.
It's as if believers of the God of Life will add their name and address as a matter of course after praying...
"Ah, the God of War is off work..." I looked at the statue of 123 and said in an ethereal voice, and then a question popped up, "Oh, that's not right. Didn't you just pray to God and mention the appearance of alien spaceships on the Azure Star?" What's the matter? Can I get in touch then?"
"Well, I was able to get in touch an hour ago. Maybe Lord God of War suddenly had something to do so he didn't respond... God once said to me that the power of God prevents him from making mistakes, so if there are really important things he will It will definitely not be ignored, but if it is not important. The prayer may not be conveyed... probably that is the case." Eva said in a crisp voice, and said all the things in her heart. I don't know how to beat around the bush. Hear her. I suddenly showed a bright smile: Oh, oh, it's not too important, 123, your god power is used for the system's automatic reply
And that guy with a missing thread in his head, someone under your command has already reported the appearance of an alien fleet on your planet, okay? At the time when the landlord disappeared, why didn't you think about it at all? Sure enough, as Monina said, besides being good at fighting, is Ilsen the only advantage of not being picky about eating
I silently complained from the beginning to the end of the rubbish who fell off the chain at that critical moment. Then he raised his head and showed a kind smile to Eva: "Then what... Eva, is it? Now we still have a problem: if it is really a very important and important thing. And your god just didn't hear the prayer in time , how to solve it? I mean, if this situation really happened, don’t you have no way to connect with God at all?”
I'd like to confirm, how did 123, a guy who skipped work during working hours, leave a way out for himself.
"Are you talking about a way to contact the gods urgently under special circumstances?" Eva's eyes widened. "There is indeed a way, but there is really no emergency right now, right? If it's just for an experiment, it will be held." For this kind of ritual, even if the gods don’t blame it, it shouldn’t be something that believers can do casually: it’s too disturbing to the gods.”
I knew the other party would answer like this. She is different from me. I have long since stopped treating 123 and other members of the Protoss five-person group as gods. Those guys are just a group of three-cengs who eat, drink, and house at home. Dang, except for Monina who can help with cooking, and Uncle Kenser who is harmless to humans and animals, the other three are basically more troublesome than the other. How do you ask me to put them and God in the same group? But Eva in front of her, the god of war in her mind is supreme, powerful, wise, benevolent, fair, positive words that humans can create and put on males. To describe her as a fan of 123, it is absolutely impossible for you to ask her to harass her god with text messages just to satisfy the curiosity of a group of "aliens".
However, after Sandora and I made strong demands, Mr. Lei was still a little loose.
The reason we use is—in order to increase the understanding between two alien civilizations, it is necessary to start with understanding each other’s religious components, and if Eva is willing to contact her God of War in front of us, we are also willing to help Bilan The residents of the Blue Star leave their religious booklets (I have a lot of jingle bibles in my portable space), and if the god of war that the Blue Star believes in can show enough attraction in front of our eyes, maybe the Fifth Fleet will Believers of the God of War will also appear in the book - the first few items are generally attractive to Mr. Lei, but the last item is a temptation that no devout believer can resist, so the old man is immediately moved.
And the Fifth Fleet cannot stay on this planet for a long time, and it will even leave in a few days. There are not many opportunities for them to show the power of the God of War in front of Sandora and me. Going to work... All in all, Mr. Lei didn't want to lose this opportunity, so he nodded decisively to Eva: "Try it, God will understand. Because this is to spread the truth."
Eva looked at her grandfather, then at us, lowered her head slightly and said a prayer. Under the curious gazes of Sandora and I, she took off the golden tiara on her head, and took off the brow With the Bible on his body, he carefully put the two holy relics of war into a small compartment behind the pulpit, and then he tossed from the hidden compartment. Take out a lot of weird things.
Then came the moment to witness the miracle. She removed the golden sword on the altar and replaced it with a black eye-shaped coat of arms, and solemnly put on a black princess crown on her head, and then She took out some suspicious red liquid and smeared it on her lips. In an instant, her demeanor changed from that of a saint to that of a cult priest. Then she took out a remote control from her pocket. Press lightly.
Amidst the rumbling noise, the statue of the God of War behind the podium actually descended. Then a new idol rose up with shaking and shaking. This statue is about the same size as the God of War statue, and it is also lifelike and exquisitely crafted. Its image is a majestic and noble beautiful girl. The dark clouds and mists that are not natural products are lingering around the statue, making her whole body full of a kind of eerie and strange , even close to the special temperament of horror, but this temperament does not make people feel evil. On the contrary, it is full of awe-inspiring majesty. The girl idol holds a black dagger in one hand and a shovel in the other... God restores it!
There must be no shovel in this world. I think so…
I know this girl, but in my impression her face is not as cold and stiff as the one on this sculpture. It’s the black-bellied smirk all day long, or the elation after successful mischief. The biggest impression she gave me was not at all majestic. I just remember that the strawberry cake she made is a must, and I love it so much. Going shopping to buy beautiful jewelry (although she has never seen her wearing it since she bought it), she is the most expensive among the five members of the Protoss, followed by Bingtis...
Eva waited for the new statue to go up and started a new round of prayer ceremony, which was completely different from the prayers just now—the Bible in her hand was replaced by a large book with a black cover, which she also preached from. It was taken out of the dark compartment behind the stage.
I:"… "
I f*ck know what the so-called alternatives are all about...
After a while, Eva finished her prayer, pretended to be listening, and then said to us: "God should have heard it and will respond later. I hope you can make God feel worthy of accepting this extra disturbance. "
I pursed my lips and showed an expression that I didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and pointed to the statue of Monina behind: "This is your alternative plan? Let his sister answer the phone when God of War is not at work?"
"How do you know that the God of Shadow is the younger sister of God of War?" Eva immediately noticed something unusually keenly, looked into my eyes and asked, and then showed a surprised expression on her face, "Ah! Could it be that the gods you believe in in the world Is it the God of Shadow?! Oh, Lord, this is great, it seems that these aliens are the lucky ones who are bathed in the same glory as us... I don’t know how much the God of Shadow will hear your voice from this world Happy… "
No, I think she will probably be taken aback, and then beat 123 until my nose and face are bruised before I go home with Sandora.
At this time, my heart suddenly moved, and I had a premonition of cheating, so I asked casually: "Then I have a follow-up question-if Mo... the God of Shadow did not hear your prayer, then..."
"God is wise." With a happy expression on her face, Yi Na handed over the remote control in her hand. I took a look and suddenly felt unsteady under my feet: there were five buttons neatly arranged on it. , a golden giant sword is marked next to the first button, a black short knife is marked next to the third button, a golden sun is marked next to the fourth button, and a giant dragon with its teeth and claws is drawn next to the fourth button. Next to it is a mosquito.
... I think the fifth one is supposed to draw dragonflies, but there is not enough space—or maybe there are no dragonflies in this world, so the creator of the remote control can't imagine.
I poked Sandora's arm: "Bringing this thing to the God Realm is enough for those five guys to be imprisoned forever."
"...I'm afraid it's useless," Sandora shook her head dumbfounded (it's not easy for Her Majesty to show such an expression), "If they dare to stand up to each other blatantly, it means that this probably complies with the regulations... But I know so many gods, Dingdang's subordinates This group of guys is indeed an unprecedented combination."
That's right, what purpose do you think the high-ranking gods who organized Ding Dong's team brought together these five rare problematic elements? I can collect all five of them and toss them into a group. How vengeful does this have to be against the world
At this moment, Eva's prayer finally had an echo, and I felt that the atmosphere in the entire church suddenly changed, and a certain atmosphere that I was quite familiar with instantly filled the space—as if a certain cook had really come here, and there was nothing Everywhere is different. Although Sandora and I are quite familiar with this breath, so we don't have much feeling, but Eva and Mr. Lei knelt down in front of the statue, reciting something devoutly in a low voice. After a while, a voice sounded directly from all directions—even giving people the illusion that it sounded in their own mind: "Eva, I heard your call, you have—ah, I'm confused—uh, what's the matter with you?"
Sandora looked over with watery eyes, and held my hand tightly: cooking has already started at home.
Eva and Mr. Lei remained calm even when they heard strange content mixed into the "God's Word", as if things like "ah, it's muddled" are also things that this world has been used to for thousands of years. Eva holds a Bible. Respectfully said: "God, our world has welcomed visitors from far away lands. They..."
"Ahem. It's me." I finally couldn't keep silent and interrupted Eva's words.
I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but as soon as I finished speaking, I heard a strange sound of pots and pans clanging from a strange place, and then Monina’s dignified voice before suddenly collapsed and became a daily routine. That weird chirping movement: "Ah! Chen? Why are you?"
Eva and Mr. Lei couldn't react in an instant, and even forgot that they should remain solemn now, and almost jumped up as if they were electrocuted. Only then did I suddenly realize that I shouldn't have greeted Monina so quickly. And Monina on the opposite side may have also thought of this (or she may be able to see the scene here), but fortunately the latter is ice-snow and smart. She immediately changed into that majestic voice and said to her brother's believers: "Eva, I want to talk to the friends you brought, now exit the church, close the door, and no one is allowed to come in."
It can be seen that Eva was full of curiosity, but she still faithfully fulfilled her obligation of obeying the gods, and exited the main hall with her grandfather with a full stomach full of bewilderment, when the door of the church closed with a bang After that, I exhaled: "Okay, they're gone."
"Oh, I can talk now," Monina's voice came not from all directions this time, but from the direction of the god statue, "You... Are you in the world my brother manages? What's going on? "
"It seems that the fleet jumped here from the very beginning." I pulled Sandora to find a nearby cushion and sat down, chatting with Monina, "Where is your brother? Why did he lose the chain at this critical moment?" ?”
"My brother went chasing girls on the street," Monina said nonsense, I know Ilsen is probably not at home—maybe he is being dragged by Uncle Kenser to feed the birds in a nearby park, "I'll beat you when I come back He, he said before that he received a report from a believer, but he put it aside when he saw that the early warning system didn’t respond, and didn’t say what it was about—I didn’t expect him to be so brainless. That report was probably about you, right? "
"Ah, that's not true." I told the whole story of my experience here. Don't tell me, there is a big difference between having a communication system and not having a communication system. Although I can forcibly connect with Lin Xue Talking, but it always feels a bit delayed, and the voice quality is not optimistic, but through the dedicated line of Protoss, the communication quality has improved immediately. Through Monina's voice, I can even hear the impact of pots and pans on the opposite side And the yelling of Little Bubbles breaking into the kitchen...
Wait, why does the theoretically direct spiritual communication always have this kind of voice-over
"Oh, I'm cooking. I'm trying my best not to overcook it. Now I'm using the external speaker of the management terminal." Monina said naturally. So a picture jumped out vividly in my mind: In the churches in the mortal world, many believers are praying devoutly and listening to the teachings of the gods, while in the world of gods, their gods are wearing aprons and wandering around the stove while cooking. While telling believers about the truth, there is an Ipad in the cupboard in front of the gods...
Suddenly I feel that once I accept such a setting, it will be very interesting!
"Okay, I'm done with the work at hand." At this moment, there was a sound of a spatula from Monina's side, and the protest of Little Bubble Yiyi Yaya who wanted to steal something but was taken away by adults, "Huh , This is really good news, I finally know where you are, so you can come back soon—a group of people here are almost worried to death... An Wei Na, the soy sauce is almost used up!"
Anveena's ethereal voice seemed to come from far away (because the kitchen at home is really big): "Oh, I see, Mai Diwen has gone out to buy—well, who have you been talking to just now? ?”
"Your master."
As soon as Monina finished speaking, I started counting down the countdown. The moment I counted from three to one, there was a bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. !! You contacted the master!? Where are you, master? Are you not injured? Is the mistress here? Are you all okay? Have you eaten dinner? I heard that the master is trapped in a different world, is it really all right? ? There are no enemies there? By the way, master, we will eat at home at night... "
"Stop!" I hurriedly yelled to stop Anveena's words, while looking at Her Majesty, who was already glowing green, "Sandora is still hungry, don't say such irritating things. Shan Dora, hold on, we'll have dinner later..."
Sandora smacked her lips: "But Ah Jun, I'm really hungry... Why don't you just go home now, anyway, you already know which world it is, so it's okay to just send it back?"
I think so too, it seems that there is no problem going back now: the only positioning problem that hinders the fleet has actually been solved after confirming the patron saint of this world, but when I was thinking this way, another voice suddenly sounded in the church. a voice:
"Wood, I'm afraid you won't be able to leave that world for the time being..."
It's Missy, she came out of the coffin? RS