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I may be completely used to running around all day long and not knowing where I will sleep every day, so that no matter where I am, as long as I am given a level surface, I can sleep very heartlessly: even if I am with myself The same goes for the entire fleet being trapped in another world. In this respect, I am better than Qianqian: Although that girl is heartless, she still has a little bit of sleep. On the first day in the field, if I don't coax her a little bit, she can hardly sleep... Oh, far away up.
When I opened my eyes, it was already daylight. I looked at the completely unfamiliar ceiling and bedroom furnishings, and was stunned for a few seconds before I remembered that I was still in the church area of the Azure Star. This is a special "palace" Lei prepared for me and Sandora, an independent house. The size of the house is not too big, but it is almost the highest-level palace for the priests of the God of War who pursue a frugal life, because we rejected the more advanced guest house prepared by the Blue Star Council, er, the presidential suite—I don’t know that this world has This word is no, most likely there is no—and she insists on staying in the church district, and Sandora also shows that she and I are the rulers of another civilization, so in order to comply with the etiquette, Lei tried his best to arrange for us here.
As for the reason why we insist on staying in the church district, both Sandora and I feel that it is more comfortable here. Compared with those full-time scientists (although many God of War believers are also half-scientists themselves) and parliamentary politicians, they are more economical. Be careful, they will report to God first when they have something to do, and they will bother me and Sandora when God really has no time to deal with them. This made us both quite satisfied. In the mission area, Sandora and I can be a little quieter.
I pulled half of my body and stretched. The reason why I pulled half of my body was because the other half didn't dare to move yet: Sandora was still sleeping there. Completely different from the usual majestic image of standing on the officer's platform commanding thousands of troops, Her Majesty's sleeping posture can really be described as cute as a small animal, and she always buries her body almost completely under the quilt. Only the head and the full head of blond hair were exposed, and when she turned her face sideways, the dazzling blond hair that could almost be described as a foul really splashed out like waterfalls and waves. Glittering in the golden sunlight streaming in through the stained-glass windows, it's dazzling just to look at it. And in the crevice of the waterfall-like long golden hair, Sandora showed a little side face. Quiet, serene, and with a smile that seems to be unknown—so I often say that Sandora is a very contrasting girl, Ling Ran and docile, indifferent and kind, bloody like a wolf and well-behaved like a cat, all of them The elements that can constitute a sharp contradiction seem to be perfectly blended together in her body. Oh, and a little bit left out, waist size and appetite...
I tried to pull my arm out, but after thinking about it, I kept the status quo: the sleeping Sandora has a tendency to automatically seek food. Although I think she's making trouble on purpose every time, I really don't want to be left with the tooth marks of this girl biting her arm early in the morning. And to be honest, just holding her like this felt good: nice to touch, and it helped with digestion. It is said that beauty is delicious, if it is true, then Sandora is the one who eats food... I just woke up and easily lost control of my brain, and it seems that there is no cure.
At this moment, Sandora suddenly opened her eyes with a smile, and rubbed her head on my shoulder: "Ah Jun, I wonder if I keep pretending to sleep, will you stay in this position all day?"
"Hmm. What I'm thinking about is how long can you pretend to be asleep—according to personal experience, pretending to sleep in a fixed position for a long time after being fully awake is the most painful thing in the world, and you usually can't last for twenty-five minutes."
"Tch," Sandora cut, and sat up straight, not caring about her curvaceous state: I'm an old couple anyway, "I'm not as boring as you..."
As Sandora said, she suddenly tilted her head, and glanced at the surrounding furniture (those weird furnishings look beautiful, but I haven't figured out what they are for until now) one by one, as if She was listening to something, and finally she showed a satisfied smile: "Being with Ah Jun and not having Ding Dong bite a hole out of the cupboard in the morning, it looks like a perfect day."
Me: "..." As Xiao Douding, who has the lowest fighting power in the family, has even cast a psychological shadow on the queen by virtue of his ability to hide and disappear from the light bulb. Can Ding Dong be proud of this
After everything is packed, the last thing before going out is to comb Sandora's hair: I don't know when this habit was developed, it may be that after waking up every day, I have to comb my hair for the dazed mercury lamp, and then I have a whim I also tried to help Sandora comb once in the morning, so this matter became a habit of us together and became a kind of fun. Although it will take a long time, both Sandora and I are happy to enjoy this special quiet moment in the morning. When Sandora's golden hair slides through my fingertips, I feel like I have been with her for many years Just like a married couple talking silently, this kind of feeling of peace and satisfaction can be felt by doing a simple thing together quietly without words, which is probably beyond the comprehension of impetuous ordinary people— However, it happened between Sandora and me, one cannot be considered a human being at all, and the other can hardly be recognized as a "creature" until now, which is really amazing.
"Speaking of which, according to the high-efficiency theory of the Apostles of Xiling, hair care should be a waste of time," I wrapped Sandora's hair in rolls on my hands, and then slowly let go, "But There are quite a few female apostles with long hair, and Pandora likes to have long hair, this detail has troubled me for a long time."
"I really don't know what you've been researching all day when you're free." Sandora lay on the table and glanced at me through the gap between her elbows, "But you're right, many female apostles take care of these details using a more efficient method.”
So I immediately strongly asked to take a look: I really have nothing to do when I am free.
"Anyway, you are not allowed to laugh," Sandora seemed to have made up her mind. Only then looked into my eyes and said, after getting my nod, she shook her hair lightly, and then it was the moment to witness the miracle: the blond hair that was a little messy due to sleep instantly fluttered like anti-gravity, The friction between each other seems to be emptied, and every strand of hair is loosened because of this. I have always said that Sandora's hair is as dazzling as the sun. Now I find that there really seems to be a sun in front of my eyes: Sandora's hedgehog head is so curious!
A second later, the hair returned to its place, and Sandora became refreshed and refreshed. Pointing to the golden hair on his head: "When you can't see it, that's how I get it done, two seconds. Pandora and the others are like this..."
I:"… "
He looked down at the comb in his hand. I suddenly felt that my world view had just been slightly subverted.
But at this moment, Sandora lay down on the table again, grabbing my wrist with one hand: "Although that is really convenient, when I was with Ah Jun, I still spent a lot of time taking care of it slowly. My own hair is better... In the beginning, I learned from the way of life of human beings. I wanted to learn the daily activities of human beings, so that you would feel more used to it, but I don’t know when it started. It’s fun to do the little things.”
I smiled and was about to say something. There was a sudden movement in my heart.
A rather familiar breath was approaching here quickly, and it was rushing towards the window. Before I had time to think about whose breath it was, I heard a light click from the glass next to me: a hole was punched!
Of course, Sandora and I's eyes fell on the hole in the glass window for the first time, and then found that it was about the size of a palm. There was a human-shaped hole in the big characters, and then I heard a soft voice from a low table not far away: "Wow! Head bumped head bumped head bumped! Dangdang bumped head! It hurts to say..."
A green little guy the size of a palm was bouncing up and down on the low table, covering his head, yelling non-stop.
It was Ding Dong who was supposed to stay on Earth.
Sandora and I looked at each other in horror, and the corners of our mouths twitched at the same time: Ding Dong's intrusion ability is so terrible, thanks to the fact that we got up early today, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable—you said what if this little bean chased me and Shan Dora asked 100,000 whys, which one of us could stand it!
"Ding Dong. Why are you here?" Sandora stuck out her tongue at me secretly, turned her head and got up to pinch the little one who was rolling on the table with her head covered, "Aren't you on Earth?"
Ding Dong hopped around with his head in his arms, found my shoulder even though he was dizzy, and landed straight on it: "Everyone is here, there are many people here! Bingtis suggested that since you can't go over, Then everyone come here! Ding Dong is the first one, isn’t Ding Dong very powerful? Uh... my head hurts... is it swollen?"
I took out a magnifying glass and looked at it for a long time, and said with certainty: "No swelling—you are more or less a god, maybe you were swollen when you hit a piece of glass?"
Ding Dong blinked, thinking about it, so she resolutely forgot the scene where she bumped her head just now, and began to crawl up and down on me to find candies: Normally, when she stays on my body, she only sleeps and looks for food. Finally, she found what she wanted: a piece of fudge in the inside pocket of my coat. Dingdang tore the wrapping paper with his hands and feet, mumbling: "Why does Ah Jun smell of Sister Sandora on her body? Sister Sandora has..."
"Eat your candy!" Sandora and I said in unison, reaching out and pressing the little thing's head into the soft candy.
At this moment, we heard a sound coming from outside, and then suddenly remembered what Ding Dong said just now: Everyone is here.
Is this the rhythm of those guys who are afraid of chaos in the world and start to harm the common people as soon as they arrive at their destination
But it seems that I guessed wrong, the noise outside was sent by the church guards, through the human-shaped hole that Ding Dong knocked out on the window, I saw a large group of monks running around outside, and Mr. Lei ran away impressively At the front, the old man in his 70s and 80s is as agile as a young man, and he even made a hurdle movement when he crossed the flower wall: the physique is good if you believe in the God of War.
Sandora and I hurried out to observe the situation to see if the gang of scourges had landed on the Azure Star brazenly. When Mr. Lei saw us, he immediately ran over with all the guards behind him: "I'm sorry! It was so noisy early in the morning, which caused trouble for two guests... ”
"Don't talk about it. What's wrong with you?" I asked knowingly.
"Uh," Mr. Lei hesitated for a moment, and then he seemed to think that his god might not care about this little detail, and said frankly, "a strange creature suddenly flew out from behind the statue in the Great Temple, and made a big fuss after the morning prayer ceremony. Coming in this direction, a species we've never seen on our own planet. Looks a lot like a dragon..."
I quickly covered the old man's mouth: "Don't say the last word, you are not young, I'm afraid you can't bear it."
The old man blinked in confusion. But still nodded. Sandora and I looked at each other dumbfounded, then reached out and patted the pocket of the jacket lightly, there was a slight arching inside. There is also Ding Dang's voice in a low voice: "Ding Dang knows, hundreds of years have passed, and people in this world don't seem to know what the goddess of life looks like..."
I thought about it, and I think it’s not that the people in Azur Star don’t know what the Goddess of Life looks like (after all, it’s not a day or two since Ding Dang’s five-member team is on top of each other, and Azur Star may still have a statue of Ding Dang), but they don’t know what Goddess of Life looks like. Considering that the real body of the goddess of life is only about ten centimeters...
I told Dingdang not to come out to make trouble for the time being, and strongly asked to go to the temple to have a look. Mr. Lei saw that there were many monks here, and he didn't need to run around by himself, and it seemed that the "extraterrestrial visitors" were also with himself. The gods are more or less related. So he nodded and agreed, and led me and Sandora to the Temple of War God.
It seems that the chaos on the side of the temple has just ended. Many priests are gathering in twos and threes in the square in front of the temple to discuss something in a low voice. I noticed two things with my eyes: first, there is a small hole in the gate of the temple. Judging from the shape, it is a jingle with large characters spread out; secondly, there is also a penetrating hole on the statue of the God of War in front of the temple. Judging from the shape, it is also a jingle with big characters spread out...
I instantly thought of the way Ding Dong was bouncing around with his head in his arms just now. It turned out that the little thing yelled "head bumped head bumped" all the way, not because it hit the glass. Rather... She crashed all the way through all the obstacles in front of her, bastard! Did this little thing break out of the siege by relying on iron head skills when he was in a panic? !
I also understand why a mere palm-sized unknown creature can make all the monks in the entire church area so ready for battle, because - this unknown creature directly smashed the statue of the God of War!
This is really thundering Zeus flooding the dragon palace, the family does not recognize the family, jingle smashed through the statue of 123, the believers of 123 are arresting the boss of the God of War, and objectively speaking, the believers of the blue star still believe in the goddess of life at the same time Yes, the chaotic scene in front of her left Sandora completely speechless. Is there anything more unexpected in this world than the group of gods in our family
Well, there might be—shallow.
In the main hall of the Temple of War, there are only a few low-level priests cleaning up the scene: tidying up the cushions thrown around, and cleaning up the sundries lost in the panic on the ground, Eva is cleaning the pulpit, while she At hand, the God of War Bible was spread out to dry: the large book was damp, as if it had been soaked in water.
Mr. Lei knew that Eva could not speak now, so he turned on a certain device under the pulpit, and the central part of the pulpit opened, and I found that it turned out to be a screen-like thing.
"This is the monitoring screen of the temple," Mr. Lei said, "It's okay to show it to you, God of War won't care about such details."
The monitoring screen shows the scene of the morning prayer assembly. You can see a large number of high-ranking priests kneeling on the ground in order to pray devoutly, while Mr. Lei and Eva are on the pulpit. The former reads some passages from the Bible , and the latter faced the statue of the God of War with closed eyes and chanted sutras. Then after a while, the God of War statue was suddenly covered by a layer of green light. This process lasted only for a moment. The believers who were closing their eyes and praying and Lei, who had his back to the God of War statue, didn't notice this scene at all. After the green light dissipated, a small dot appeared on the head of the God of War statue: Ding Dong.
Ding Dong first looked around curiously, and found that there were devoutly praying believers below, and she nodded in satisfaction, then she flew around the statue twice, as if commenting on 123's silly hat, at this time Eva Finally opened his eyes and saw this scene, he let out an exclamation—and woke up all the believers from their prayers.
But Ding Dong didn't care about the exclamation of the believers at all. She also flew to the pulpit, jumped happily twice, raised her head and yelled something to the stunned Lei and Eva, and before everyone could react, she He jumped onto the goblet next to the Bible, dipped his head in to drink the holy water, and looked thirsty. At this time, Eva finally took action and reached out to catch the strange green creature, but Ding Dong was obviously faster than human hands in flying, and Eva did not train the secret skill of catching Ding Dong with bare hands like me, she knocked over the goblet , the holy water spilled on the table, and Ding Dong yelled and jumped up on the table. There was chaos on the pulpit, and then the chaos spread to the believers below. The monks rushed forward to protect the sacred pulpit, and Jingdong seemed to regard this as a fun game, running around in the main hall , and even deliberately flew back and forth among the believers. Those monks were not lacking in agility, and some of them could catch Ding Dong at sight. On the ground - this is God's punishment...
The chaos lasted for a few minutes. Ding Dong jumped up and down and flew around. Coupled with the ubiquitous divine punishment, no mortal could catch her. The noise in the main hall also attracted the attention of the guards outside. A church knight rushed in Checking the situation, what they saw was a small creature the size of a palm wreaking havoc in the temple, and they immediately looked at each other in blank dismay. At this time, Dingdang seemed to have found something more interesting, and she rushed towards the screen—finally, the surveillance screen showed Dingdang's silly face magnified dozens of times, and the little thing looked at the camera excitedly , open your mouth and wipe it—only snowflakes are left on the screen.
"In the end she bit the monitor." Mr. Lei said sullenly.
Me: "..." RQ