After listening to Bingtis about the inevitable connection between lack of heart and becoming a god, I feel that my outlook on life and the world have undergone major changes. The most notable feature is that I can no longer look directly at the words "Everlasting and Everlasting". Well, according to Bingtis's theory, these four words will be the road to Qingshan Mental Hospital: when it is used on mortals with fragile and changeable emotions.
You said that I was full enough to discuss my outlook on life with that unscrupulous female hooligan!
I guess part of Bingtis' theory is correct, that is, if you want to live long, you have to be able to resist things, but the way of interpreting this sentence has absolutely nothing to do with that female hooligan's short-sighted theory … Well, maybe a dime, but definitely no more than a piece. I admit that a guy who can calmly handle everything he encounters is definitely closer to God than an idiot who is always nervous about everything he encounters, but Bingtis's tough way of life is really not something that ordinary people can copy : Yesterday afternoon, after she finished talking about her outlook on life with me, she received a "call" from the God Realm, which seemed to be his father's call to ask about Bingtis' recent work situation (don't forget, Bingtis is still the No. An ambassador), Sister Bing said that she had a blast with her father within a few words, and the last sentence was: "I just woke up and ate when I was full at Chen's house. Isn't it because I didn't submit the report for two months, you kill me?"
… that kind of lifestyle is really hard to replicate.
I don't know what's going on, but early this morning, I felt that the atmosphere seemed wrong, but when I came to the living room to take a look, I found that the situation was really strange: a group of people gathered in the living room, like a scene of three trials, and There are also figures of my elder sister and An Weina inside. I suddenly woke up from the dazed state of getting up, and couldn't help but leaned forward curiously: "What's the matter? Get up early for a meeting?"
"Educating the children." Miss Lin was as punctual as an alarm clock. At this time, she was leaning on the small sofa in my living room and drinking black tea. She seemed to be watching the trial of the three sessions. After hearing my voice, she stretched out her finger Pointing to the center of the crowd, I just noticed that the little crow and Xiaoxue were surrounded by a circle of people in the middle, both with their heads down, as if they were in repentance.
I don't think it's surprising that Xiaoxue was scolded—anyway, she doesn't usually not get scolded, but what's wrong with a child as obedient as Little Crow today? When I asked this question, An Weina, who is the "mother" of the little crow, immediately replied with a subtle expression: "Steal eggs, a lot."
"Stealing eggs?" The corners of my mouth froze, and my eyes fell on the little crow in an instant. The little girl lowered her head and couldn't see her expression. She only saw her little hands twisting and twisting, like a normal kid with a good attitude of admitting mistakes. , may have noticed my gaze, the little girl suddenly raised her head, a pair of big tearful eyes looked over from under the dark blue-purple bangs: "Master, help me!"
"In the past two days, the eggs in the kitchen have been disappearing inexplicably, and it has become more and more serious. At first, it was lost, and then it was lost by the catty. When I got up early today, more than 200 catties of eggs disappeared." The expression of the elder sister is dumbfounded. Please don't wonder why the kitchen at home stores 200 catties of eggs: we have Sandora in our family. "At first I thought it was Sandora who got hungry at night and ate it, but Anveena cleaned it last night. When I was in the house, I happened to pass by the kitchen, and found that Mai Diwen didn't sleep every night, and went to the kitchen to steal eggs on time after twelve o'clock... "
Me: "... I'll go, what is this kid doing stealing eggs?"
Hearing my voice, the little crow shrank its neck and said like a gnat: "Hatch..."
Me: "..." Did some strange words appear just now
"That's it, she's hatching eggs." An Weena sighed, and reached out her hand to tap the little crow's head lightly: It's not hard to say the punishment, but it made the silly bird grin. "It's been a week Yes, Mai Diwen goes to the kitchen every night to steal eggs and take them back to her room to hatch. Master, this child needs education."
Why do you say that there are such live treasures around me! Although I knew that this stupid bird's brain is not very good, but I really didn't expect her to go out to the kitchen to steal eggs and hatch them. With such creativity, what could she do wrong
Speechlessly, I glanced at the little crow that was writhing restlessly, trying to ignore the girl's murderous plot, and my eyes fell on Xiaoxue: "What about this one? What did she do wrong?"
Lin Xue covered her face: "Guess how the silly bird knows that chickens can hatch from eggs?"
Me: "..." At this time, I probably just need to hehe, right
In the end, it turned out that it was just two brats doing troublesome things again. This kind of thing happened so many times a day at home, and it was a routine that our family took for granted. Although in many cases, they are a headache for my sister, but it is actually quite interesting from another perspective: you can use a normal attitude to see how far these crazy kids can go. , I can feel the same sense of surprise as a scientific discovery in these bear children: the lower limit is constantly refreshed. In fact, I don't think it's a big deal for the little crow to steal eggs, although the amount of food she wasted is indeed a bit large. As a result, as soon as I said this idea, I was opposed by my elder sister: "It's not that simple, you'd better go to the little crow's room to have a look."
My intuition told me that this was definitely not a good thing, but driven by my infinite curiosity, I still couldn’t help but go to the second floor to take a look. After opening the door of Little Crow’s room, the first thing that caught my eye was of course her picture Unique bed: The little crow made a nest out of wooden sticks, clothes and quilts that she collected everywhere. She is still used to sleeping in the nest. And in this huge bird's nest, all the jumping and jumping are... miniature crows.
As soon as I opened the door and went in, I was stunned by the sight in front of me. Hundreds... no, maybe more, it was a group of ultra-miniature Madison jumping around in the bird's nest in the center of the room, There are also some little guys coming out from the chandelier on the roof, the cabinet in the corner, and under the bed. They are all the same size, ten centimeters high, wearing mini skirts, like a miniature version of Madison, barefoot Ah running around. Many of these miniature versions of Madiwen seem to be unable to walk well, they almost stumble in two steps, and some simply crawl around on the ground, and some that look a little smarter are gathered together, chatting enthusiastically: Have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. There are also some mini-Medisons with eggshells on their heads. What's even more ridiculous is that they didn't grasp the strength well when they broke out of the shells. Half of their bodies were still in the eggshells, only a pair of short legs underneath. Running around, it looks like an egg has turned into a fine egg.
And by the wall of the room, I also saw a lot of eggshells piled together. There are many mini-Medisons picking up eggshells from all corners of the room and throwing them on the eggshell mountain. The division of labor is clear and the cooperation is skillful, as if they have been professionally trained . It's just that there was a mistake in the busy schedule. A miniature Madison with a large eggshell on its head happened to pass by, but was suddenly caught by her sister and thrown towards the eggshell mountain. **Get up and rush forward to rescue, Danke Mountain collapsed suddenly...
The door suddenly opened and a stranger came in. Of course, it immediately attracted the attention of these little creatures. I was surrounded by these... I don't know how to classify the little creatures. Gathered in a pile under my feet, the noisy sound of chirping came to my face, I listened carefully... It was really chirping! They weren't talking, what came out of their throats was the chirping sound that chicks would make!
I have no idea how these ten centimeter tall guys hatched from such a small eggshell... no, that's not the point! !
I almost jumped down from the second floor, and rushed to everyone in two or three steps: "I'll tell you what's going on upstairs! What kind of creatures are those little things!"
"So the situation is not as simple as a bird stealing an egg..." lìlìna sighed, then pointed to my shoulder, "Boss, one came out."
"Chichi!" The cry of a baby bird also sounded on my shoulder as Lilina's voice fell. The corner of my eye twitched, and I squinted to look to the side, and then a ten-centimeter-high small Madison came into my eyes. , this little creature who doesn't know what it is or how to classify it sits cross-legged on my shoulders, looking curiously at the huge head in front of me (my...) with a small half of an eggshell on it. After I looked at each other for a while, the little guy tilted his head and the eggshell fell off.
Then I saw her turn into a bolt of lightning and come to the ground, and started running around looking for her eggshell.
Turned into a bolt of lightning... A natural elemental master talent, what the hell did the little crow build up
When I was in a daze, I heard another chick's cry from the corner of the stairs. Everyone looked around and saw a timid miniature Madison sticking her head out from the handrail of the stairs. Behind her, It's the second, the third...
"Chick! Chick! Chick!" Almost instantly, the cries of the chicks could be heard from all over the living room, and countless strange creatures with eggshells on their heads popped out from every corner. , and started running around, like a disaster, I opened my eyes and I was at my own home, but when I closed my eyes and listened to the movement, it felt like I was in a chicken farm. The people in the room jumped up and down in an instant, and started yelling and chasing those little creatures wandering around, while Lilina looked at me with a broken face: "Boss! Didn't you close the door just now?!"
"Um, forgot." I shrugged and replied honestly, three or four pocket Medivh fell from the chandelier and hit myself, then started to jump around on my shoulders and head, jingling from the chest pocket She got out, holding two toothpicks in her hands as a violent battle, and shouted an ultimatum to these invaders who were slightly smaller than her but in large numbers: "Go away! Go away! This is Ding Dong's home! You don't Can rummage—ah, that's Jingle's bedroom... that's Jingle's kitchen... that's Jingle's warehouse!"
Me: "..." Is this my clothes
A jingle and three mysterious creatures were attacking the city on my shoulders, fighting to protect their homeland and open up living space, and more small creatures ran away screaming and chirping, and behind them were trying to capture these little guys Sandora, who was brought to justice and theoretically the true owner of the house, called out to An Weena to close all the doors and windows, while the older sister loudly reminded everyone to be careful not to step on those little ones. Lin was ordered to stand motionless on the coffee table : She is too destructive, and standing with her are Pandora and Viska, the reason is that these two little ones tried to stick gel bombs on the large cabinet. Everywhere you look is full of people yelling and screaming, and the level of excitement is even higher than that of the vegetable market at 9:30 in the morning. I dazedly reached out and grabbed a miniature Medivh that flew past my eyes. The latter screamed and beat my thumb hard with its small fist, and finally lowered its head and bit down: Judging by the strength, the combat power should still be good. Not as good as Jingle. Lin Xue looked at all this with stupefied and saddened eyes, and muttered to herself: "Bastard... It took us an hour to catch them all when we got up early... You lazy pig, you can sleep on your head and forget it, the first thing you do when you wake up!" They even let them out!"
I laughed awkwardly, confusedly, and foolishly, but the lady still kicked me decisively.
When everyone was scrambling to catch those strange creatures, the little crow seemed to feel that he had nothing to do, so he stood up and walked towards the kitchen in a big way: she wants to eat. And Xiaoxue tiptoed towards the stairs. But the actions of the two brats did not escape the eyes of the bright-eyed Prophet Lin, and the eldest lady shouted: "Two little bastards over there! Stop for my mother!"
This seems to be the rhythm of rampage. I began to think about whether I should excuse my illness and not go to court today.
Nearly an hour passed, and the flood of miniature Medivens was finally gathered together. Bingtis made a large fence with a roof with the Holy Light Barrier, and everyone threw the mysterious creatures they caught. Inside, my elder sister counted one by one: "Two, four, six... hey, why is there one more?"
A green figure jumped up in the midst of a crowd of mini-Medisons: "Let the jingle out! Let the jingle out! 123 You fool! 123 You fool! You're the next one! Ding Dong will definitely bite you Yes! Woohoo - what are you shorties trying to do, don't...don't lick!"
I really didn't expect Ding Dong to find a sense of height superiority: even though she was only less than two centimeters taller than those strange little creatures.
Bingtis opened a gap in the Holy Light Barrier, let Ding Dong come out, and then decisively turned the "cage" to silent mode: the noise of those little things was too loud, and then I put the little crow and Xiaoxue together. Pressed on the sofa again: "Okay, someone will explain what's going on, those things... Could it be a little crow..."
Before I said it, I felt that this matter was too curious to express, because no matter from any angle, those little things seemed to be hatched. According to the context, they were hatched after the little crow stole the eggs. How many times do you think our family would have died of anger if there was a biologist in our family
"What else can happen?" My sister sighed, "You also know that eggs bought from the market cannot hatch chicks."
I nodded, although I felt that the topic of my heart said that the topic was indeed moving in the most curious direction, and there was no turning back.
"But the little crow is a god, she hopes that something will hatch out of the eggs." The sister pointed to the little girl who was hooking her head and playing with her fingers. "It seems that she has injected her own power into those eggs, and then created What came out was of course her own split body. In the past week, she had stolen a total of several hundred catties of eggs and kept recharging them. Last night, all the split bodies broke out of their shells."
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I'm going, this... why didn't anyone find out?"
An Weena rubbed her hands apologetically: "Master, it's all my negligence... I should have noticed that Mai Diwen was acting weird these days. And she has been preventing me from entering her room. I thought this child was just an ordinary playboy." It's just a mess."
From a certain point of view, what An Weina said is actually right, the little crow is indeed just playing around, but there is a major premise for her playing around: this little girl is also known as the God of Crows. She is a god who truly possesses the power of a god and can produce symbolic effects and various information disturbances. More importantly, she is a god whose intelligence is basically equal to that of Ding Dong, common sense is basically equivalent to sexual desire, and her self-control is comparable to superficiality. God, it can be said that she is a master who combines all the wonderful things of our family. With such a treasure, how can her playfulness be tolerated by normal three views
"The problem now is how to deal with these little things. We have been discussing this matter all morning." My sister talked a lot today. They are comparable to animals, but each of them has a small amount of power of a little crow. If they are left alone, they may cause a lot of trouble under the drive of instinct. But if you want to raise them... this is a group of small animals. Or raised a group of ancestors?"
I took a look at Ding Dong, and based on my work experience, it was probably a group of ancestors.
"Speaking of which, I think this might be a good thing." Qianqian had been looking up at the sky for a while now, and she suddenly said, "Ah Jun, do you think the crow god system uses this method?" Breeding?"
I:"… ?"
Who will stop this Three Views Destroyer!
Qianqian broke her fingers and expressed her opinions one by one: "Look, there are four major gods in the star field, and each god has a main god and a group of ordinary gods below, but our crow god only has one, which is not a god. Department?"
"Don't tell me that the future Crow God pantheon is all hatched." The corner of my mouth twitched and I looked at Qianqian, and the corner of my eye fell on the holy light cage made by Bingtis, countless mini Medivon He seemed agitated because of being locked up, squeezed around inside, and even folded into a ladder. Obviously, locking these little guys up like this is not the answer. Well, it seems that not all the mini-Medisons are running around in a panic. Among the group of little creatures, there is a group of guys who seem to be busy in an organized way. I stood up curiously and looked, and was shocked: " Go to the basement! They're digging holes!"