In front of me, there was a cup of green tea, hot and fragrant, and two miniature little guys standing beside the teacups, one with long dark blue-purple hair with metallic luster, exactly the same as a little crow, The other, with long green hair and green clothes, has two pairs of restless translucent little wings flapping back and forth. Well, that newborn mini-Madiwen is curiously studying tea with Ding Dong. The former is grabbing the rim of the teacup, scooping water out of it with his own eggshell fragments, while the latter is directly reaching into it to scoop tea leaves for snacks. It’s fun, innocent and lovely—this scene somewhat calms down my mood .
Because I'm sitting across from an incredible thing that can hatch a miniature version of itself out of a ping pong ball.
Sure enough, it is still impossible to calm down! This is really impossible to calm down!
"I said, girl..." I said to the little crow in front of me while adding some hot water to the teacup under the curious eyes of the mini-Medy Wen, "Didn't I say that, it's not that you are not allowed to hatch eggs, But now that you are still young, you can't take care of so many at once... "
As soon as I was halfway through my words, I heard a rattling sound from the side, and Qianqian ran in with a big box on her shoulders, and yelled, "I've collected them all, it's quite a lot!" The box was placed on the coffee table.
I looked up and saw everything in the box: ping pong balls, tennis balls, light bulbs, balls of thread, gashapons, walnuts, master balls, and even a steaming steamed steamed stuffed bun...
"Ahaha, this is what I want to eat." Qianqian laughed happily and picked out the vegetable buns. As usual, break it into two halves first, and give me half, "Ah Jun, you eat it? My sister just steamed it."
I accepted the steamed stuffed bun from Qianqian stiffly. This girl is really calm and optimistic. I guess the first priority in her mind is to share the steamed stuffed bun with her boyfriend first, and then discuss world peace. It doesn't matter. I turned my head and glanced at the opposite side, and found that the little crow was looking straight at me and the steaming food in Qianqian's hands, and then stretched out the little hand over with a face of course: "Master, I will eat too!" Consciousness in training. In fact, I even wondered if she knew she had made a mistake again.
A brat like Xiaoxue is difficult because her moral index is relatively low, but Xiaoxue still knows when she gets into trouble and when she will be punished, and a brat like Little Crow is actually more difficult than Xiaoxue. Because not only does she have no moral index, but in most cases she doesn't even realize that she has caused trouble, and even after being educated by the whole family for a whole day, she can still run around laughing and joking, from a certain point of view . If this kind of shameless ability and toughness can be put on the shield technology, maybe our deep-diving ship has reached the opposite side of the abyss at this time... Thinking about it, there are some. I still stuffed the buns to the little girl to prevent her from crying.
"Well, you really think these things will be..." Sandora had been sitting by the side without saying a word. At this time, she couldn't help frowning and interjected. She looked at the big box on the coffee table in a mess. The only thing in common They are all spherical things, and the tone is very subtle, "Meddiwen really hatched her own fission body from a ping pong ball?"
"There are eggshells to testify, these little things are like stupid birds. You can't make a mistake if you take your own eggshell seriously." Bingtis lay sprawled on the sofa reading a book, from the big book He stretched out his arm and pointed to the newborn Mini Madison on the coffee table. The latter was still steadfastly lying on the edge of the teacup, leaning over to scoop water with egg shells, and from time to time he was squeaked by the hot tea. Panting, as if there was only one thing left to do in her whole world. The "eggshell" in her hand had been identified long ago, and it was actually half a ping pong ball, even though even Bingtis was said to have been in a daze for several minutes when the result was first identified.
"It's unscientific," I fished out a ping-pong ball from the box. She gestured next to the head of the mini Madwin who showed extraordinary enthusiasm for green tea, "It's a little bit more accurate to say the number of eggs, but the ping pong ball is too small. How did this little guy get in it before? She didn't Panic?"
Bingtis couldn't bear it anymore and put the book aside, and looked at me with the eyes of a second-hander: "Nothing should be hatched in the ping-pong ball, okay?! This kind of premise is a fucking fait accompli, and you are still here?" This entangled egg is not big enough! Is there such a thing as you!"
I lowered my head silently, and protested weakly: "Ahem, be a little more civilized in front of children. After a while, the little crow chased me and asked what is egg pain. How do you want me to explain it?"
Bingtis snorted and turned his head to continue reading: "Civilization is stupid, my body is a modal particle, the old saying is 噫噫, today translates your mother b, the history of civilization is a book that uses various grammars to translate curse words back and forth, and the result is getting better and better. The history of nonsense that has become more and more unrecognizable... Forget it, I won't tell you, I am still busy studying the Bible... "
I stared dumbfounded at Sister Bing, who had become more violent with her language, and couldn't help saying a few more words: "Why are you so angry?"
Bingtis said that he ignored me, but turned around at this time: "Damn, I just got the news that there are two worlds under the name of my concubine who are fighting by themselves, and the reason for the war is that there is a difference in the understanding of the Bible." , Two groups of archbishops prayed at the same time and asked me what those two passages in the Bible meant... I have been searching for a whole morning, but I can’t remember when I tm wrote tofu nao in the Bible! Besides, how many years have passed Well, those bastards kept the Bible engraved on clay tablets by my concubine back then, and now they have developed to the stage of inter-universe civilization and insist on erecting totem poles everywhere. How can this be broken? They just Don't you know that literary creation is time-sensitive? The eggs that were pulled back then will not be able to find the original feel when you pull them this year... Uh... Damn it! Sandora, you are crazy... Uh-huh... "
Bingtis was tied up into a rice dumpling by my good Jiyou and thrown out, and then Sandora and I looked at each other with sympathy: "I (you) are full enough to tease that two hundred and five!"
In any case, Bingtis' interruption was a good way to adjust the atmosphere. I will no longer pursue the fact that the crow hatched from a ping-pong ball is unscientific. Now the crux of the problem is: how to fundamentally solve this nonsense.
"Now it can be speculated that the little crow can hatch schizozoites from everything she thinks are eggs and she thinks can be hatched." I took out a tennis ball from the box and tossed it in my hand, so I was busy The little crow that stuffed the buns into its mouth stared at it all at once, and followed the tennis ball up and down with its little head: she definitely thought it was an egg, "This kind of cognition depends on her subconscious, even if we tell her these things It's not an egg, and she understands it. That doesn't help... To put it bluntly, it's the power of gods that is at work, and the power of gods is higher than the inherent laws of the world. God thinks that ping pong balls can hatch chickens, and ping pong balls must hatch chickens... why? Why is the little crow so persistent in hatching eggs?"
I'm very puzzled by this—probably as a primate, I can't understand where the little crow's motivation to hatch eggs comes from in my life, just like I can't understand that the two in the corner are guessing like fools to decide who It's the same as the male Guangming Protoss who will let Lin kick whoever loses. By the way, 123 is an m, what is your mentality, Kenser
"Mai Diwen is a very good child." My sister came out of the kitchen at this time and said while wiping the water droplets on her hands on the skirt. "She listens to you and An Weina very much, so I guess she didn't mean it?"
"Gah?" The little crow looked at the adults around, as if she didn't understand why the atmosphere was a bit serious, but it didn't stop her from continuing to entertain herself. She moved her head, and a small mini Madison came out of her hair. Come on, and then the little crow began to pick out the leeks in the vegetable buns and feed them to the little guy: the scene was extremely weird.
We're still just discovering that Medivh doesn't need to create that massive Crowstorm when releasing or recalling her Fission in small batches. This is probably the only good sign: because of the almost uncontrollable storm of crows and the ineffective mind, the little crow is now the most skilled child in house demolition in the family. I am very glad to have her destruction Sexuality is buffered.
"That is to say... Mai Diwen didn't mean to be disobedient, but she had to release her own strength to have a series of strange actions in the past few days?" Sandora said thoughtfully, while I took out an apple from the portable space and gnawed on it, and my eyes were immediately on the apple. Let Her Majesty be vigilant all of a sudden, and said while protecting her food: "Why - I have no eggs to eat! Will even apples be taken away? Don't you say that she can hatch cracks from this thing?" Live body! Is there anything else we can eat at home!"
"Based on this situation, sooner or later our family will have to steam the steamed buns into triangles. Can you imagine the sight of this girl laying on the cage and hatching a pile of steaming steamed buns?" I waved my hands wryly. "You said that the bird is releasing excess energy uncontrollably? Is hatching an instinctive reaction to this impulse?"
Sandora nodded affirmatively: "Don't forget, in most cases at the current stage, the little crow is more instinctive than rational. She does listen to you, but she can't control all her instinctive reactions, including the crows. The phenomenon of energy out of control during the storm and transformation, if you have to explain why she is still creating fission bodies after repeated education by adults, then there is only one answer: the instinct cannot be restrained. Maybe... she is going to grow again. "
I couldn't help but look at the little crow on the opposite side. She was still concentrating on feeding her "children", raising her chicks with the instinct of a bird: although in my opinion she was just a chick, and that one The little crow, whose belly was bulging after drinking, ran to his sister with an eggshell (actually it should be a ping-pong shell? Well, let’s call it an eggshell) tea, as if he wanted to exchange the drink in his hand for the other party. After some "chirps" of unknown meaning, the two little guys reached a consensus.
In two days, in just two days, the little crow made 2,700 of these strange little things, and it seems that these strange little creatures have far more secrets than we imagined.
I couldn't help but leaned over and pressed the little crow's head. The little girl immediately gave a happy "ga" and rubbed against my hand with her eyes closed. On the surface, I can't see that the little crow is any different from before, but her strange behavior in the past few days shows that this strange bird has excess energy.
"Is this child growing too fast?" I turned my head and glanced at Bingtis who broke free from the shape of the rice dumpling and crawled back to read a book. "It's been less than two months since she stabilized last time?"
"For a Crow God who will become the main god in the future, the growth rate is simply a random number, and the laws of common sense cannot be applied to her. It is better to send her to your research institute for observation for a few days, otherwise ..." Bingtis suddenly paused, and pointed to her feet, "When do you think she will know that the earth is round?"
Suddenly everyone was shocked, and I stared at Sister Bing dumbfounded: "No...it's not possible!"
"Believe me, the reason why this bird didn't hatch the earth is purely because I haven't seen the globe. So now you'd better send her to the research institute as soon as possible, and let your group of experts quickly toss her with something. control the growth rate."
"Okay, little bird." I turned my head to greet Maddie, "You can go to the research institute to stay for a while these two days, and stay with those uncles and aunts, okay? Anveena and I will visit you often."
The little crow immediately nodded happily: "Gah!"
It's actually very easy to persuade her to go to the research institute. It's not like the uninformed people imagined, the child can't leave home, and when it is said to go to the hospital (for the little crow, the research institute is a hospital) It's because she was taken to the research institute when she was born, and she often went there, sometimes to play. Sometimes it is to cooperate with the experiment, and she probably feels like a second home there. Moreover, there is a group of researchers she is very familiar with in the research institute - if she stayed for a few days in the past, this girl still doesn't care.
So that afternoon, we sent the little crow over to a research group dedicated to long-term follow-up research on the phenomenon of the crow god: this research group has not been disbanded since the birth of the little crow. Crow God, they never lack projects. Before leaving, I repeatedly emphasized to the research team: don't let the little crow touch the globe, and of course don't let her touch anything that looks like an egg.
On the way back, I ran into Biberu who came to visit Fina in Shadow City, so I ran to the research institute again in a cold sweat:
And don't let the little crow see Biberu...
By the time the busy work was over, Little Crow was already in the evening with all the messy things, but everything finally came to an end. After returning home, I just want to eat something quickly and take a shower, and forget about the weird things that happened in the past two days as soon as possible. Little Douding was running around on the back of the sofa, and behind her were two little crows!
"It seems...these two were left behind by that careless Crow God." Sitting on the sofa with a leek in her hand, my elder sister looked at me with a helpless smile. Whenever a little crow ran to the side, she handed the leek over to feed two mouthfuls. The ten-centimeter-tall mini Madwin happily ate the leek with a happy face, and then continued to chasing Ding Dong all the way.
"Forget it. Let's raise the little crow for a few days before she comes back." I waved my hand, "After the mercury lamp, our family has another doll head supporting an army, and they are all miniature armies that are several sizes smaller. Do you think we can make a lot of money selling toys by starting a new project?"
"Who is the doll's head! Who is the doll's head!" As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a shout from the side, and before I could react, I felt my shoulders sink, and the little doll girl grabbed my hair for a while. Pulling, "I'm a mature Rozen Maiden—by the way, idiot, I'm going to find Zhenhong and the others, can I go out for a few days?"
I was startled: "Looking for Zhenhong? Didn't you just go there a while ago?"
The little puppet didn't say a word, it just took out a poster from the small pocket on its chest, put it in front of me, and said, "Look! The Rozen Maiden is new! It's going to be TV again! I Go and show them off!"
Me: "..." What kind of weird guys do you think I raised! Which part of education is the problem with
Every day is such a chaos, my life and daily routine are pushed forward by logic that no one can explain. Early the next morning, Mercury Lamp went to play with her younger sisters. The purpose was to show off that she could see the latest Rozen Maiden in another world. Then she called at noon that day and asked me to send engineers over to Sakurada Chunjia builds a signal tower, because Zhenhong also wants to watch her new show, and this group of puppet girls who used to fight to death are really harmonious to a strange degree. There is also good news from the research institute. They have discovered the spectrum of the energy released by the little crow, and they are working on a guiding device that can guide the energy leaked due to excessive growth into the void: we don't have to worry about that stupid crow. The bird hatched the earth as an egg. The two mini Madisons who were left at home by the silly bird actually became good friends with Dingdang. Although Dingdang thought at first that the group of three-inchers who were similar to him were the enemies who invaded his homeland, now the two sides have abandoned the past: this probably Depends on their IQ. Ding Dong kindly invited the two little crows to visit her bedroom, study room, toy room, warehouse, kitchen and balcony, and happily enjoyed afternoon tea with her two little playmates—in other words, three little devil kings drilled on me. Tossed and tossed around for a day, and finally spilled my neck while drinking tea on my head.
And when I was bored, I started a new research project: Little Crow Ecological Observation Diary...
ps: "Heroic Emiya, please explain why you refused to perform this mission with Sasaki?"
"Ever since seeing something strange in the Archbishop's Notebook, I shudder to think that Sasaki was once a..."
——"Reports on the Temple - The Power of the Pope is Everywhere" RQ