(After retaliating against the society, why no one rewards the monthly ticket...)
What should I say, maybe life should be satisfied like this-waking up at home, sunny, peaceful and quiet, lying beside a person who loves me and I love, embracing to welcome a new day.
And no brat jumped in to make trouble.
The battle of twenty hours ago seems to be still vivid in my mind, but it is now in the past: although I know that the things to worry about after the war have just begun, but now that everything has just settled, it is better to take a breather.
There was a soft touch beside him, and a soft body was still pillowing his arm. I turned my head and looked at the eldest lady who was still curled up in my arms. She was still fast asleep, curled up in a position that looked like a small animal. Outsiders would probably never imagine that such a powerful young lady would sleep like a baby on weekdays. Her hair is scattered on the bed, as thick as a rippling pool of water, and there is a faint smile on the corner of her mouth, as if she had a good dream: she should have a good dream, the previous nightmare really made her She was terrified.
When I was thinking this way, the eldest lady suddenly smacked her lips, then groped to find my arm, and just took a bite.
I grinned and sucked in the air-conditioning immediately, but I was afraid of waking up my daughter-in-law, so I didn’t even dare to inhale the air-conditioning, thinking that no matter what good dreams this girl had, it must have something to do with eating: At this time, I was very lucky that Shan Dora usually doesn't dream.
"Hmm..." The eldest lady frowned in her sleep, as if she felt that the taste just now was not right or the taste was not very good, so she stretched out her hand and scratched in the air for a while, and took out a bottle of pepper from the portable space in front of me. Come on, sprinkle some seasoning on the place on my arm that she just bitten, and then I showed a satisfied smile, bowed my head and took another bite.
This time, before I had time to grin my teeth, the eldest lady woke up by herself, and the movement was particularly loud: "Ah, who! Who dares to sprinkle pepper noodles while this lady is sleeping—Ah..."
Lin Xue jerked up half of her body, and then sneezed two or three times in a row: and she hasn't opened her eyes until now. After waiting for a long time, she slowly woke up, rubbed her nose and opened her sleepy eyes, to see that there was no end of the world outside, and that she was sleeping, so she nodded with satisfaction, and fell down on the ground again with a plop. **, within two seconds, she rolled herself into a ball like a small animal: and she also dragged away most of my quilt.
I:"… "
"Wow!" Just as I was thinking about how to wake up this young lady who had a severe sleep disorder, the latter could be considered to have reacted. She opened her eyes and saw me lying next to me. She reflexively let out an exclamation: If there was no soundproof barrier in the room, her voice would probably wake up everyone in the west of the city. Then Lin Xue rubbed against the bed a few times and moved herself out by nearly half a meter, covering her white chest with her hands—although she had been seen before—staring at me with the eyes of a scourge, I patiently After the young lady whose intelligence had temporarily dropped below the average line reacted for a while, she said, "Well, good morning."
Lin Xue thought for a while, but she adjusted her intelligence to be above the average line. She nodded to me in a daze: "Oh, good morning." Then she began to think about it for a few seconds. The visible speed turned red, but he still let go of his vigilant stance against a perverted wolf, and scratched his face in embarrassment: "Oh, I forgot, I have already been eaten by you rascal..."
Me: "...how about you go back to sleep again."
"I'm not going to sleep anymore. I don't feel sleepy at all now. I didn't know just now..." The eldest lady sniffled, and then suddenly cast her sharp gaze over, "That's right! Pepper noodles! It was you, the bastard, who just made a joke with this lady. Bar!"
I innocently pointed to the two side-by-side tooth marks on my arm: "Did you dream of eating barbecue? Just now you thought I was bland..."
Lin Xue was taken aback for a moment, then smirked and talked about him from left to right.
This is the morning after the first super intimate contact between myself and Lin Xue, the conversations and things they did, not so romantic, not much tenderness, not even intimacy. She took two bites of me, and sprinkled some pepper noodles on the second bite, and I watched this tsundere young lady wake up in a daze, and felt that everything was quite interesting.
But maybe this is the way of getting along that suits the two of us. I am a wood that cannot be romantic, and the young lady is a tsundere who cannot be tender. It's just that I have already felt one thing. Now, I and Lin Xue are completely dependent on each other and bound together. A new kind of tacit understanding has appeared between us. The most obvious example is the relationship between the girl and me. When the pepper noodles were sprinkled on my arm, I had already covered my mouth in advance: I think it was because of tacit understanding.
Lin Xue began to dress a little clumsily and covertly. It can be seen that this girl who has almost two faces is now being given the upper hand by her shy side. I find this very interesting, because at such a close distance she has no I can't hide it, and there is nothing about this girl that needs to be kept secret from me... So I watched the young lady, who had almost lost all light, swaying like a flower branch in front of my eyes, and the 9:30 am sun shone on her. The body completely outlines the soft curves. Noticing my gaze, Lin Xue turned her head and glared at me angrily: she is so beautiful.
"Do you want to take a bath first?" I thought for a while, and finally made a suggestion that I thought was quite reasonable, and then I saw a flash of light on Lin Xue's body. It was "clean and new", and the eldest lady seduced me with a little pride: "It's too troublesome to take a bath. I learned the self-purification from Bingtis a while ago. Anyway, I'm by your side. A little bit of divinity, the ability of divinity not to be stained with dust will be learned once."
I didn't dare to ask her how long ago she started preparing for what happened last night, it must be an amazing answer.
The sun outside is very bright. Due to various reasons, I woke up very late today. It is at least around nine o'clock in the morning, but even though it is already this o'clock, there is still no one to call the door: I can't imagine the reason. I reckon there's already a long queue of bored guys at home. It is very comfortable to lie on the bed, and it is also very pleasant to watch the beautiful girlfriend beside me get dressed. If possible, I really want to lie down like this forever, and then watch Lin Xue dangling in front of my eyes Go, spend half a day in a daze: this is really one of the most perfect moments of my life.
Well, the other two perfect moments are when Sandora and Qianqian are dangling in front of her eyes, but generally Sandora wakes up in the morning and dangles for less than two minutes and then runs out to eat, while Qianqian will Dangling for two minutes and then dragging me to study world peace or cultural unification, the perfect moment between the two of them is really short. You see, in such a comparison, the eldest lady who is usually the most annoying has become the most docile and pleasant one.
"If you don't get up again, I'll roll you in with the quilt." The eldest lady said firmly, her knuckles rattling.
I got up slowly to tidy up and stretched. Lin Xue seemed to be thinking about something, then he came up to me with some hesitation, bit my face, and whispered: "It seems to be like this, I need to kiss you in the morning... don't Think about it!"
I don’t know who instilled this concept in her, anyway, I feel pretty good, because Sandora usually bites me when she wakes up, and it’s better when she wakes up—she bites me for a long time.
Only Lin Xue gave herself a good morning kiss: Although she also bit me twice before this good morning kiss, and the other bite after sprinkled with pepper noodles, but no matter what, this girl who is as prickly as a hedgehog, Once softened, is it so gentle and pleasant
"Why are your eyes so weird?" The eldest lady squinted at me for a while, and then showed a very awkward look, as if even if she has alienated into a non-human body, she is quite uncomfortable after the first night, " Well, I feel weird. How can this NM meet people, and let you, a bastard, be fooled so easily."
"Then what, if you have limited mobility, first..."
"Shut up."
"Oh, how about I help you..."
"Shut up."
"...does it still hurt?"
"Your uncle's..."
In fact, I held back a question and really wanted to inquire about it. It was about Lin Xue's prophecy that was out of play. She was inhumanely occupied by a beast, which directly led to that beast being oppressed by her even more inhumanely for a long time to come. Whenever I think of this incident, I burst into tears, and feel that I was really wronged when I was tortured by the eldest lady. But starting today, Lin Xue's playful prophecy gave me a different feeling, and I began to feel strangely curious about it.
This is a lowly human problem. Some things that were once avoided by people, once they are familiar enough, will make people forget the pain and turn into a lot of unnecessary curiosity: Do you know how many people die every year from welding detonators and saws? Lightbulbs and a cigarette at the site of a gas leak to cool off
Lin Xue glanced at me silently, she could "see" some problems without me having to say them. She thought about it, and decided to choose the latter between murdering her husband and having a friendly conversation: "If you dare to mention that prophecy, I will bite you!"
But in the end she confessed: "It's actually quite strange. Being able to predict the future is not a comfortable thing at all. I always feel as if I have been doomed by something, but I know that it is the result of my choice. Tangled. But in any case, being with you is the most satisfying thing for me. As for the prophecy, let it be as it comes, I really can’t find a reason to change or avoid it, because... Ms. Ben I like your wood..."
I couldn't think of what to say for a while, because it seemed to be the first time I heard such direct and undisguised intentions from her, this little hedgehog...
As if seeing the change in my expression, Lin Xue hurriedly added: "I'm not such a casual person. I've considered that prophecy scene several times, but I was taken aback a few days ago... Then That's why I made up my mind."
I thought about it, and finally I couldn't hold back my cheap words: "You still often watch that video of yourself?"
Then I knew I was going to have to explain to the rest of my family what all the teeth marks were about.
Lin Xue bit my teeth marks on my body, fully proving that she is actually a pretty thorny little hedgehog, and then ran to the water room to wash her face and brush her teeth: Even with the skill of divine nature, she can't change her body. The habit developed for human beings is like the habit of squatting on the back to sleep even if the little crow has already walked upright. I was giggling and pondering about this prophet girl: I watched the shameless days of the two of them over and over several times before holding hands with my boyfriend, and there was only this family in the whole void. Well, Lin Xue's nerve strength is probably not weaker than Qian Qian's.
"Then what... you go and open the door." Standing at the door, the eldest lady grabbed my arm and pushed it hard. As the mother of the largest bear child in the family, she was unreliable about how many people in this family were extremely bored and unreliable. The guy is very emotional, and she can be sure how lively she will be after she walks out of my room like this: optimistic estimate will be surrounded by double-digit people. But she still insisted on not directly opening a portal and fleeing home, what an awkward girl.
I opened the door casually, but there was no one outside.
"Fool! Step!"
A very high-spirited and angry-sounding voice came from my thigh. I looked down and saw a silver-haired, black-clothed Gothic doll standing at my feet, dragging a large box behind me. A large collection of linear algebra exercises. The puppet girl looked up at me, her jewel-like eyes were full of anger, then she jumped up and kicked me on the knee: "Get out of the way! I want to go back to my room and sleep!"
I hurriedly retreated half a step to reveal the emptiness, watching this little puppet who had a bad temper dragging his mobile sea view room and temporary library to the house, while still muttering: "Stupid Egg, what an idiot, every time I throw people out to sleep in a nervous way, dolls have to sleep well, I don’t even know this, you are so stupid, you are so stupid, you are so stupid it's..."
The little girl put her suitcase under the window again, got in angrily, closed the lid of the suitcase with a bang, and came out again a few seconds later: "I'm not sleepy anymore..."
I knew it would be like this, so I took a few steps forward and picked up the little guy and put it on my shoulder: This girl is just trying to vent her anger, how could I not know
Lin Xue and I went downstairs together, with an angry doll on my shoulders. At the top of the stairs, I met my sister. She probably heard the noise upstairs and came to ask us to go downstairs for dinner. My elder sister and I giggled silly, the latter showed me an ambiguous smile, then came up and punched me angrily and laughingly: "Go downstairs to eat!"
Then we met Qianqian, who punched me angrily.
When I met Sandora, Sandora angrily gave me a punch and a bite.
When I met Bubble, with tears in my eyes, Bubble bumped my head several times on my stomach, and gave me a mouthful before leaving.
When I met Kenser, I hope he really said "very good" instead of other homonyms...
"Why do you give me a punch?" After almost everyone in the family came up to say hello to me, I looked at the eldest lady in bewilderment, "Who did I provoke?"
The eldest lady's face was flushed, she has a thin skin, she knew last night that this matter was the result of being exposed on the spot the next day, but now she is still embarrassed, so she turned this embarrassment into her own stinking Temperament: "If you don't hit you, why hit me? Just you, a cruel beast, need cruel education? This lady is the victim!"
I thought about it, if I shook my head at this time, then my fate would be really inhumane, so I quickly nodded to express my agreement with the eldest lady.
We finally met Bingtis, this female hooligan probably just came back from basking in the sun on the balcony, she looked a little lazy, with a decadent face, she looked me up and down Xue Lin for a while, and finally her eyes fell on me On the exposed tooth mark, I was immediately surprised: "Aren't you two in love? Why are you resisting so fiercely?"
Xue Lin: "..."
In all fairness, the current self can beat this female hooligan.
But under normal circumstances, I would never do it with a girl.
Or would you believe me if I had to smack this invincible female hooligan? !
"Dad," finally, the voice I didn't want to hear the most at the moment appeared, Xiaoxue leaned over cheaply, and the child with a dead girl's face suppressed her expression, "Will you give me some pocket money later?"
I was just about to slap this girl full of crooked ideas on the head, and I was taken aback when I heard this: "It's all over again? What do you want to buy?"
"Milk powder, baby bottles, small toys—I had a big appetite when I was a child, and this time I can't say anything to starve myself."
With tears in my eyes, I held the bear's hand: "Don't you think it's too early?"
After dismissing the brat seriously, I leaned over to Lin Xue: "Let's play mixed doubles tonight. If you don't beat this kid, he will be completely disabled."
"It's already disabled, and she will borrow money from Pandora to buy milk powder in a while."
"..."
After the group of idle and boring guys in the family were finally suppressed one by one by the elder sister, Lin Xue and I ate something casually for breakfast. The young lady in the middle brought me food for the first time in her life, and she took the initiative to clean up the dishes for the first time in her life. For the first time in her life, she acted like a newlywed daughter-in-law. I felt that what happened in front of me was like a dream, as if this little hedgehog really transformed overnight, but after touching the tooth marks on her body, I was still serious Remind yourself: stop dreaming, even if she evolves from the beast type to the plant type, she can only evolve towards the cactus family...
After eating and drinking enough, I sat on the sofa like a rich landlord thinking about state affairs, and next to me sat a young lady who had softened temporarily like a little daughter-in-law: Even if she really can only evolve into a cactus, I have to catch up. Lean for a while before this girl grows thorns. Then I suddenly remembered something:
"Did we forget something?"
"What?"
"I remember when I came back, I let the Admiral of the Empire carry something..."
"?"
"Mother! There are still people locked up in the Admiral of the Empire!!" RS