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In most cases, Sandora is a perfect woman who is calm, serious and good at self-discipline. In the first family that is full of troubles every day, she is the one who will not and does not like to complain, but everything There are always exceptions, and the calm queen will also lose her composure, as if she becomes a little silly when she is with me. When she is with Bingtis, Sandora is happy to show her bad character. These two can be said to be bad friends who have been fighting and fighting tens of millions of years ago. The daily life of the two of them is basically bickering and pitting each other. Of course, they also get together to chat and joke like normal friends. But usually this situation can only last for a few minutes: Bingtis, a vile female hooligan from head to toe, can always find a chance to stir up the anger in Sandora's bones. Seventy million years ago, it was through bluffing and deceiving in Sandora's territory, and today, seventy million years later, it is through robbing Sandora's owner's dry food.
Oh, yes, I am the dry food.
It is not difficult to imagine that Sandora must have been more serious and calm before meeting Bingtis than she is now. Even if you say that she was just as careless as Pandora is now, I believe that she is purely cheated by Bingtis now. The female hooligan Si is forced: the latter is too polluting.
You are a saint, stay face to face with Bingtis for two hours, maybe get two hairtail tattoos on your shoulders and go out the next day...
Sandora and Bingtis circled around the living room for seventy or eighty times, and the latter had no image at all. Even Sandora, who was always calm, didn't seem to care much about the image in this situation. When she After the two finally calmed down, I couldn't help being curious: "I said, how did the two of you become friends back then?"
In my opinion, their basic personalities are completely two extremes, one is dignified and steady, and the other is... Well, you can find any prison and throw her there in any name. I just can't figure out how they got mixed up back then.
Of course, there is no difference in the image of these two when they fight, Sandora's noise is no less than that of Bingtis...
"She came to the Empire District to do business," Sandora pointed to Bingtis, "and smashed my outpost."
"That was a misunderstanding," Bingtis rolled his eyes, "I saw abyss samples in the outpost, and thought it was polluted."
"That's an experiment station, you illiterate!" Sandora seemed impressed by the first meeting that year, and now she gnashes her teeth when she mentions it, "And you can smash the laboratory if you smash it? You can smash the entire outpost. What happened to the remaining two nails!"
"The first time I went to the Empire District, where have I seen your weird equipment?" Bingtis waved her hand weakly, without denying Sandora's evaluation of her "illiteracy", "That outpost was still It happened to be a simulation exercise for the abyss diffusion, you know that I am a goddess who hates evil and acts chivalrously, so the attack must be thunderous at that time—then you led the entire fleet over to give me thunderbolt."
I nodded with a blank expression, and I know how Sandora and Bingtis, two people who should never be best friends, became good girlfriends. Sure enough, they didn't know each other: they were also the only ones for the two of them. Possible way to get acquainted. In fact, think about it, I and Bingtis seem to know each other like this, maybe the first step for this female hooligan to make friends with others is always to fight first...
Sandora was lazily leaning on the sofa waiting for her meal. Since the end of the previous two days of fighting, she has been tense every day. The past half an hour of fighting may be the only time she has relaxed in the past two days. Si waved his hand: "That dead man over there..."
Bingtis burst into flames: "You're never finished!"
Sandora blinked: "Oh, sorry, I haven't adjusted my status. I want to say, it's actually good to know you."
Bingtis slid off the sofa directly: "Although it's a bit late for dinner today, you won't be starving, right?"
Sandora just smiled and didn't speak, letting Bingtis jump up and down beside her to express her opinions. Looking at this pair of strange and irreversible friends, I can more or less understand what happened to Sandora's sudden emotion. The name "Princess of Warsong" is an unavoidable solitude behind the glamor. It is very doubtful how much time a person who has devoted his whole life to the conquest of breaking the ground can stop and make friends , maybe only a guy like Bingtis can rush into Sandora's social circle with a tough attitude, he is hot-tempered, willful, and very capable of fighting: for Princess Warsong, he is a very suitable person to stop and deal with bad friend.
"Speaking of which, where did that girl Xiaoxue go?" I looked around, and the brat who would usually scurry around in front of me at this o'clock disappeared, which made people a little curious.
My elder sister poked her head out of the kitchen, with a rather strange expression on her face: "... went shopping."
Immediately, I had an ominous premonition. The eldest lady seemed to have mentioned before that that brat with super mobility was going to buy...
"I'm back!" Just as I was thinking this, an energetic voice sounded just outside the door, and then there was a loud door opening sound. Needless to say, the crackling sound belonged to some brat.
After a while, Xiaoxue ran into the living room with her slippers on. This girl was wearing a light gauze shirt I bought for her a while ago, a short skirt, white knee socks, and a big cape on her head. Sun visor: Dressing in her style, she can do whatever she wants, revealing an appearance of unprecedented high spirits everywhere. I couldn't see what she was carrying in her hand, but the girl was filled with a kind of joy of returning from shopping. She casually took off the sun hat and threw it aside, and Ding Dong, who was running around pushing a grape on the coffee table, was caught: "What...something suddenly fell off! Ding Dong is trapped!"
I rescued Ding Dong from the cage of the hat, and helped the little boy peel off the grapes (by the way, this little bean is really used to me now, even eating grapes requires the owner to help peel the skins), while raising my eyelids to look at Xiao Xiao Xue: "What did you buy?"
Xiaoxue smirked, but found that she couldn't get away with it, so she had to open the portable space and put things on the coffee table one by one: "High calcium type, nutritional type, immune-boosting type, probiotic type, flavor type... "
I clutched my forehead and couldn't bear to look directly at the huge pile of things on the coffee table: bottles, jars, packages, all kinds of milk powder—optimistically, she bought every kind of milk powder that could be found in the city. As a result, Xiaoxue didn't finish after she took out this pile of things. She continued to rummage outside: "There are also all kinds of feeding bottles, ones with automatic temperature measurement, automatic constant temperature ones, ones with timer reminders, ones with GPS positioning, and those that can prevent robbery. Anti-theft ones, and ones that can automatically pop up a psionic shield when attacked... Oh, by the way, I bought these things from Shadow City."
Fortunately, Lin Xue and I stayed in Shadow City for a whole day and didn't meet this girl, otherwise she would be beaten by mixed doubles in the street—I said, why did the milk powder package she bought still have elven words on it!
"This is a good thing!" Xiaoxue excitedly pointed to the can of milk powder with the ingredient list written in Elvish script, and there were two long-eared elf mothers and a unicorn on the package picture, "Imported from Kiarudi World High elves special natural milk powder for infants and young children is actually unicorn milk as the raw material, you see it says on the package, it can make the baby's ears sharper... Dad, your expression is so scary."
I looked at Xiaoxue's ears with a half-smile, and wondered if I could make her a little longer so that she could have a little memory.
"You crazy girl can't do something with your brain?" I poked Xiaoxue's forehead with my finger, "Anyone buy milk powder for themselves!"
Xiaoxue rolled her eyes and said, "You can't use common sense to judge our family." Then she puffed up her chest: "Actually, from a biological point of view, as long as I can catch up with time, I can breastfeed myself, although it may be possible. Can't eat anything...”
There was a loud "crash", and the people in the living room basically fell down. Bingtis struggled to climb up from under the coffee table, and waved to me: "Don't look at me, this should not be taught by me, It's too sandy."
I gritted my teeth and looked at Bingtis: "Sift through the people Xiaoxue can contact before the age of sixteen, can you find someone with a lower sand content than you?! You can sneeze enough for the labor camps in Changping Screened for half a year!"
A normal girl's speech can be described by its sugar content. Due to the special attributes of Bingtis, I usually use the sand content to measure her.
My sister finished her work, wiped her hands on the apron, came over and gave Xiaoxue a flick on the forehead, then bent down to help clean up the milk powder bottles and small toys on the coffee table. According to this pile of things, I can For sure, Xiaoxue made up her mind to take care of herself.
"Sister, won't you help suppress this brat?" I rolled my eyes and looked at Xiaoxue. This girl's attribute is too high now, which is beyond the control of Lin Xue and me. I can only hope for the help of my elder sister. The halo effect, but my sister didn't even raise her head: "It's okay, children just like to play around, as long as they don't get into trouble, you should take care of the little crow, she tore your coat and went to the nest, and Now that bird is still used to squatting on the bed to sleep, it gave me a fright last time."
I looked at the window not far away, and the little crow was leading his hand-made girls in the yard to practice jumping from the tree and digging stones from the soil. Seeing this situation, I couldn't help sighing slightly. There are too many magical girls in this family, and I can't handle it at all. In contrast, Xiaoxue, who only speaks amazing words and has a detached personality, seems to be a real person. The one with the least destructive power, at least she won't be like Little Bubble, painting little green men on the ceiling...
At this time, I suddenly thought of something, and turned to look at Xiaoxue: "By the way, girl, according to the general rule, you are still too early to be born. Isn't it too early to buy these things now?"
Xiaoxue looked over in a daze: "... huh?"
Then the over-excited girl finally calmed down and realized that there is an essential difference between giving birth and making dumplings. The biggest difference is that the former takes more time—she was stupid this time.
Ten minutes later, the family gathered together to prepare dinner. Xiaoxue sat between Lin Xue and me silently holding a baby bottle. Three-quarters of the milk powder was brewed in the bottle. It can still be described as boiling hot, but holding The brat with the bottle didn't seem to notice the temperature of the bottle at all, but with a dead gray face... biting the plastic nipple, sizzling.
Lin Xue looked at her daughter in amazement, and at the laughing people around her in amazement, and finally couldn't help it: "What's wrong with this child? Someone bullied her?"
"Who dares to bully her, you can see for yourself." I shrugged, and the eldest lady narrowed her eyes, and a white light flashed in her eyes, and then she raised her hand decisively and gave her daughter a shudder: "No waste! In the future you Make at least one packet for three meals a day!"
Xiaoxue was holding a baby bottle and sucking there, it was so fun that people couldn't bear to look directly at it, hearing the mother's decision, the brat felt as if he was going to be a concubine, and sucked down a third of it in one gulp while holding the baby bottle. In fact, before the eldest lady appeared, I set a goal for this girl, that is to get rid of all the milk powder I bought. In the spirit of not being wasted, I am afraid that Xiaoxue will live with the baby bottle for a few months from now on. up.
"The taste after sixteen years is gone... sucks," Xiaoxue said sadly, the seventeen-year-old girl looked at the new "job bowl" in her hand, thinking that she would be wandering around holding the milk bottle for a long time in the future, Rao Yi Xiaoxue's strange flower could not help but tremble all over, "If outsiders see it, I will not be alive..."
I think she is purely self-inflicted.
However, what is different from our attitude is that there are still several guys at home who have never seen a feeding bottle. When Xiaoxue finished half of her new meal, Mai Diwen on the other side of the table finally couldn't help it. Putting down the sweet porridge in front of him, the little crow stretched out his hand to Xiaoxue: "Gah! I want it too!"
Xiaoxue stared blankly for a few seconds, then hesitantly handed over the bottle. The little crow imitated Xiaoxue's appearance and sucked a couple of sips, expressing his satisfaction—then things turned around, and little bubble sitting next to the little crow was very happy. Kuai also became interested, then the little doll, and then Lilina who was just adding to the chaos. A few minutes later, a group of brats had a baby bottle in each hand. Xiaoxue was overjoyed and went to the kitchen to bring a large pot of hot water. While pouring out milk powder, she muttered: "In the name of my dad, I'm saved now!" ... Thank you so much sisters... Fortunately, I bought a lot of feeding bottles!"
Lin Xue and I stared dumbfounded at a group of brats quickly entertaining themselves. Xiaoxue was still muttering and sighing. She made milk powder for feeding, but she never expected to be able to feed it back in this way today. As a firm anti-logicist, she felt that fate was simply too much fun.
Xiaoxue held up her milk bottle, looked seriously at her group of sisters, and first turned to Little Crow: "The first one is to thank Sister Bird, Sister Bird often made milk powder for me when I was young, I suck it first as a respect." Already!"
Afterwards, the girl who had already played vigorously stuffed the pacifier into her mouth like a 200ml Erguotou...
The adults in the circle were stunned, and Lin Xue almost hid under the table: "This is definitely not born by me... This is definitely not born by me..."
Viska held a baby bottle that Lilina had just stuffed into her hand and looked at it carefully for a long time, then nudged her sister lightly with her elbow: "Hey, do we want to try it?"
Pandora said blankly: "Shut up."
Sister, Uncle Kenser and other standard parents always looked at the scene with a smile on their faces. The scene of the little girls who had seriously passed the feeding period sat in a row holding the milk bottle. It's an apocalyptic scene, but other than that, you have to admit that it's also very funny, especially when there's one of them sitting on a chair with crossed legs, biting a pacifier and a cigar The same king of bear children, if the scene in front of me is released, I can watch it without subtitles for a long time.
Bubble looked at her daughter with a pensive look on her face. As we all know, the birth process of Little Bubbles is a typical "Xiling style". The child was created, and he was born with basic mobility and maturity according to the system settings. The entire family of Xiling apostles did not The "infant development period" in the conventional sense is the same for Little Bubbles. Now she directly regards the thing she is biting in her mouth as a new edible toy, and after thinking about it, Bubble suddenly reaches out and presses her small chest, and looks at me seriously: "Child Her dad, I suddenly realized that I need to super-evolve, and I finally understand why you don't treat me as your wife! The parts I used are of the wrong type!"
Me: "... poof!"
Can't you understand something else? !
Sandora looked at Bubbles suspiciously: "Only in this respect, if you dare to reform yourself, I will lock you up for a year."
"Speaking of..." Qianqian has been dealing with Baozi in front of her as if the world has nothing to do with her. At this time, she was thinking again, and her eyes swept over Xiaoxue and Lin Xue one by one, "Xiaoxue, why? It looks like a shadow of her childhood? She wouldn’t be so hungry, right? Looking at it now, could it be that she was often hungry when she was a child?” Finally, her eyes fell on Lin Xue. But if Qianqian's behavior can be stopped, then she is not Qianqian: "Could it be Lin Xue, you..."
As soon as she was halfway through, Lin Xue went over with her chopsticks in her hands, and I stared dumbfounded at the chaotic scene in front of me, but in the end I still put my curious eyes on Xiaoxue.
Xiaoxue sighed, but looked at Sandora, and I immediately had an ominous premonition.
"A few days after I was born, Sandora's mother felt that she also needed an heir. Of course, more importantly, she felt that it seemed good to have a biological daughter, so she put together the soul fragments of herself and your father, and was born Miss Xiaoshan," Xiaoxue bit the pacifier fiercely, as if recalling class enemies, "I can't win her, and the whole family and children can't win her..." RS