(Well, after counting, it’s time to ask for a monthly pass, ask for a monthly pass! When Xiaoxue and I returned home, we saw a particularly spectacular scene: a golden-haired white-faced fox that was bigger than a private car was following Running wildly around the big tree in the center of the yard like a convulsion, flying sand, rocks, grass and trees along the way, this fox weighs at least a ton, and I feel like a small earthquake when she jumps like this. Various clay tablets, large and small, with pottery shards mixed among them, at first glance looked like she had just demolished someone's house.
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When I didn't know why, the door behind me was pushed open, and my elder sister came out wiping her hands on the apron, as if to observe the condition of the fox. I immediately went up and grabbed my sister's arm as if I saw the savior: "This girl's rabies has been lurking for thousands of years and finally broke out?" After asking, I thought: I don't know how to treat a creature of the level of the nine-tailed demon fox infected with rabies. Soaking her in potion may not be effective. .
"I ate the wrong thing," my sister Naidi looked at the giant fox that didn't stop at all. The land under the latter's feet was falling rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye. Without the protection of the divine lawn, the muddy ground couldn't bear her tossing Optimistically, it is estimated that in ten minutes or so she will bury herself in the trench she dug.
"She did not disgrace her mission. She went to Iraq and dug at least half a ton of clay books and came back. She was probably a little overjoyed in the end. She slipped into the kitchen and drank a pot of freshly stewed soup..." I blinked Blinking: "Soup? Didn't you just drink a pot of soup? Could it be that Sandora stewed it early?" The old lady shrugged: "No, what is stewed in the pot is Ding Dong."
Then I saw Dingdang get half of his head out of the apron pocket of his elder sister, and greeted me in a muffled voice: "Ah Jun, Dingdang won't take a bath in the kitchen from now on, okay?" Me: "..." I think this The main person responsible for the accident was the fox herself—after living at home for so long, didn't she even know that the kitchen is a place of unrivaled viciousness? Fortunately, she just drank some Jingdong soup this time, if it caught up with Sandora's cooking day.
Maybe at this time, Ya has already gone to the Great Temple to lie down and wait for her resurrection.
"When will the fox sister stop?" Xiaoxue looked at the fox with only half of her body exposed on the ground, which was still running wildly: the latter had already worn down the ground by more than one meter, and now surrounded by For the big tree in the yard, our house has a perfectly circular moat with a diameter of more than ten meters, which is definitely like a moat when filled with water.
Xiaoxue was brought up by a fox.
This bear child is very concerned about her fox sister.
"have no idea."
A voice came from directly above. I looked up and found that Bingtis was slowly falling from the air with her wings outstretched. It seemed that she was hanging on the roof to dry her wings before.
My perspective is quite subtle: in the eyes of a third party, Bingtis falls from directly above, and I look up from directly below. This is definitely a position for gaining benefits.
But in fact, I can’t see anything: Goddesses, creatures who wear skirts and long wings and fly all year round, all have their own holy light protection. They have learned one more lesson than male gods since elementary school: wolf defense in flight , the first skill is Holy Light Bodyguard or Shadow Bodyguard, Bingtis is the light department-I sigh this shit? "A mortal would drink that stuff and probably run till he's exhausted.
Or simply be burned into a human torch on the spot, but this little girl is much stronger than ordinary people, probably... the excitement will pass after running for a while. "
Bingtis set up an awning with his hands and looked at the fox whose tail was still exposed above the ground, with a sigh in his tone.
"In your house, there are tons of new things every day. Originally, this concubine thought that stewing soup with a goddess was already rare enough.
I didn't expect to meet another person holding a soup pot to death today. "
After the words fell, Bingtis came up and gave me a bear hug as if thinking of something: "Is the scenery looking up just now nice?" I think my height of 1.85 meters is tall enough, but in Bingtis this In front of the fierce signature bear hug, she never resisted at all (mainly because she was afraid of touching places she shouldn't touch when she resisted. She could yell at her family for a day, but she could only struggle to explain: "It was a conditioned reflex just now—and I didn't know anything about it. I can't see it, don't you know?!" Bingtis's hands are getting more and more vigorous, and his mouth is not idle: "Stop talking nonsense, at least you can see the thighs, the concubine is a high-ranking goddess, let you look at it all day long. I touched it, now find some books, do you have an opinion?" I wanted to explain, but I couldn't speak at this time, and in the end the female hooligan let go after she had had enough trouble, and she even pushed 36e on her chest: "Hey , Can you see if it’s a little deformed? It seems that I used too much force just now..." If I pick up her words at this time, I will definitely have a brain twitch, so I just turn my head and change the subject. Don’t say anything, except that only the tip of the tail is left The last pinch of golden retrievers occasionally jumped out of the fox on the surface, and there was indeed a good topic at the scene: the pile of clay tablets.
"Where's Jill?" I looked into the living room, but I didn't see Niang Shining's figure, "Isn't she supposed to translate clay tablets? Where did she go to play at this time? There are so many things in the yard just like this. What if I let the fox break it by itself."
"Don't worry, my concubine blessed the clay tablet, it won't be broken," Bingtis waved his hand, "As for that careless god servant, at that time your fox still had one third of the soup left, and she took the remaining I'll drink that jingle soup..." I was shocked when I heard it, this is the rhythm of a big event: a fox has already dug the yard out of the trenches, not to mention that the nanny king is still a demigod, she demolished the house What should I do? Immediately, I was about to rush into the house to suppress Ji Xingxuan who might have gone berserk, but I was stopped by Bingtis: "Don't worry, she's fine, and she's just waiting for her magical skills to be completed."
Then Bingtis explained.
Only then did I understand what was going on: because Ji Xingshan herself was Ding Dong's temple warrior.
It may be that that guy has been working as a nanny in my house for too long. Sometimes I forget the fact that she is a servant of Dingdang. At this time, when Bingtis reminded me, I just suddenly realized.
She is different from the fox. As a foreign creature, the latter cannot bear the direct infusion of the divine power of the goddess of life, while Ji Xingxian is a spirit creature transformed by Dingdang's divine power. In other words, she is almost another embodiment of the goddess' power now. a form of expression.
Ding Dong Liang Soup did not conflict with her at all.
After drinking the divine soup, she has accepted the highest level of blessings that a servant of God can receive. Now in the words of Bingtis: She is sorting out the increased power in her body, waiting for the divine power to be completed.
After waiting for a few minutes, the arrogant nanny king appeared unscathed, and she still flew down from the sky: it seems that she wanted to make a splash after she accomplished her feat.
I saw that Ji Xingxian was surrounded by the condensed light of divine power.
There was still a large piece of silly red cloth wrapped around his back, and he yelled loudly while slowly descending from the sky: "Haha! This king has achieved great feats, and now he is the enemy of the world!" Then this guy who is the enemy of the world was jingled by me The ball smashed down.
"Where is the translation of the clay tablet?" I pressed my head down and rushed up, like an angry bull, planning to fight my nanny king desperately, "Also, whose bed sheet is this on you?" "Let go of me You are a polite person!" The nanny king slapped my hand open, "This is the battle robe that this king wears when he hunted wild animals or when he was victorious in war. Your bed sheet still has a collar?" Then The guy adjusted her shirt.
She acted arrogantly as if she was the owner of the family, but anyway, she finally remembered the business: "You mean those clay tablets? The one at hand has almost been translated, and it is confirmed to be the first clay tablet.
It tells the story of a god from afar passing by the Sumerian city. The god called himself 'Sin', he said he was traveling, and then told the Sumerians a lot of strange things.
I haven't finished writing the rest, as if the Sumerians at that time couldn't understand what the god told them.
So it was recorded as a fairy tale of the Kingdom of God or something. "
I smiled, and pointed to the pile of clay books in the yard: "Look, you can continue working now."
Ji Shining glanced up, turned her head and was about to run: "This king is quitting! Is this a human job?!" Bingtis reached out and grabbed the obstructive cloak behind the little man (although she claimed it was a war robe , I pulled my mother over, hugged her to my chest, and said, "Stop talking nonsense, do things from beginning to end, thanks to the fact that you still call yourself a king."
How powerful is Sister Bing's bear hug. Ji Xingshan, who is less than 1.5 meters tall, is like a child in Bingtis' arms. When he landed, the latter's eyes were straight. It took her ten seconds to focus, Looking at the front armor of Bingtis with a look of resentment: "It's amazing, my king just died a few years earlier..." And because he died a few years earlier, he became a washboard for sixty centuries The girl with poor breasts obediently ran to study those mud bumps.
To be honest, I really sympathize with her. Just look at the workload: the fox showed his power with the help of imperial experts, and the clay tablets she dug up at once were about a ton, maybe they were originally There is an order, but the fox didn't think too much, she put all the clay tablets on the ground and left them in a mess.
Now Ji Shanshan wants to find six pieces of clay tablets that are related to the context from a ton of clay tablets, and if possible, she has to search all the remaining clay tablets: because we can’t say whether there will be any in the remaining clay tablets. There are many clues about that "Xin" god.
According to Xiaoxue's premonition, we must find out the truth about the gods recorded on the clay tablets. It is optimistic that Ji Shanshan will suffer from cuneiform phobia after this incident. A nightmare that never goes away.
And when Ji Shining squatted on the ground muttering and started sorting clay tablets, I couldn't help but decide to see how long the fox was going to circle around: under her running, the ditch in the center of the yard was already extremely deep , I can’t see her at all now. A few minutes ago, I could see a bunch of golden fur on the tip of the fox’s tail occasionally jumping up, but now I can only hear the rumbling sound of running wildly from the depths of the ground. A large amount of soil was thrown out of the ditch, and Anveena had to go round and round beside the ditch to collect the excavated soil into the portable space, otherwise there would be no place for people to stand... " It seems to have dug quite deep."
Xiaoxue went to the side of the circular ditch, picked up a piece of rock that had just been thrown up from the ground, "Dad, look, basalt..." Me: "...Damn it."
"Dad, look at Granite."
Me: "...Damn it!" "Dad, look, the coal is coming out..." Our whole family is in that trench... No, strictly speaking, that thing is already a shaft. Our whole family is stunned by the shaft, listening to the deep underground There was a constant rumbling sound.
The fox below is a cute girl who idles around all day long at home, but she is really a model of a blockbuster who is already a blockbuster: when will this girl stop? The big tree in the center of the yard is now wobbly, because the fox is running around it, which directly leads to the fact that the tree is equivalent to being planted on the top of an unstable vertical rock pillar. It would be fine if it was left like this .
But at the bottom of this rock pillar, there is a 100,000-horsepower fox who has taken the wrong medicine and is constantly scratching the wall. I thought that maybe the rock pillar in the center of the shaft will collapse in a second, and then we will have to spend a lot of effort to get it back. The fox dug out of the coal seam.
But at this moment, the faint sound of running from the ground suddenly stopped.
It seemed that the fox had had enough trouble, and finally recovered from the convulsions of eating the wrong food.
Sure enough, after a while, I heard a howling wind coming from the shaft, as if a huge monster was approaching rapidly.
Then a big black fur ball jumped onto the ground from the shaft and began to shake fur vigorously.
Seeing the second-rate fox at home again made people dumbfounded: I still clearly remember how beautiful a golden-haired nine-tailed fox she was when she jumped down, but after being baptized underground, she is now watching and practicing in Ethiopia It's been the same for thousands of years.
Only the eyes and one set of fangs are still white.
Feeling that there were a lot of dirt on her body, the fox subconsciously shook its fur all over, and we quickly stepped back neatly: okay, if the reaction is slower, our whole family will look like her.
"Have you made enough trouble?" I looked at the fox with mosquito coils painted on its eyes dumbfounded.
The latter swayed and swayed twice, then nodded in the direction of the porch pillars.
There was a whining sound in his mouth.
"fainted."
The elder sister judged.
"I'm really dizzy."
Everyone spoke in unison.
The fox shook her head, and nodded again to the big flower pot next to her... Then she returned to her human form, as dirty as if she had just been fished out of soot (although she did just come out of soot, dizzy After bumping the ground against the door frame for a long time, she waved to the household next to her: "Sister Chen Qian, I want to take a bath."
Elder Sister took the fox who could not see the direction at all to take a bath, and left the few of us to look at each other beside the shaft, and then we began to discuss how to deal with this thing whose origins and results were particularly nonsense, and at this moment, Viska Suddenly tugged on my sleeve: "Brother, listen to the sound below."
When I heard it, there was indeed an approaching roar coming from the shaft, and it sounded like something was about to come out.
A group of us took a closer look curiously, and then ran back in unison. The next second, a water column mixed with mud, coal ash, and sand and stones gushed out from the shaft: that bastard opened up the groundwater! ! ! Fortunately, everyone responded enough to not be sprayed all over their faces by the rich water column. After running out of the range of the water column, Bingtis turned his head and threw an extremely ice storm, freezing the groundwater that had just been sprayed to a height of two meters. After reaching the iceberg, the excited Qianqian next to me began to discuss with me with great interest: "Ah Jun, let's build a fountain?" I stared at Qianqian dumbfounded. What have you thought about? ! At this moment, everyone suddenly heard a flapping sound of wings from the sky. When they looked up, they saw two very large crows flying into the courtyard shyly. The "people" outside, they are the biological parents of the little crow Madiwen. Although the pair failed to become gods, they also obtained the demigod holy crows under the disturbance of the information of the void creatures.
Because they still maintain their original appearance and living habits, this highly intelligent crow couple did not accept our family’s suggestion to live with their daughter in the house. Instead, they still perched on the big tree in the center of the yard and lived their daily lives. Don't think about anything, go to the stratosphere on time to fly a happy life.
The fox was so fussy just now that I almost forgot that there were two special residents in my house. Now that I think about it, it’s lucky that the fox didn’t bring down this tree—otherwise the Crow God would have fought with the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox. We don't have to do anything today, just clean up the mess all over the floor.
The couple of crows circled a few times in the air, looked at the messy yard below, which looked like a mining field, and finally confirmed that this was their home. They created a shadow platform in the air and landed on it steadily. looking at me.
I scratched my hair: "... a little trouble happened. The fox got hungry, so he dug a hole in the yard that went directly to the underground river."
The two crows expressed their understanding, and then checked their giant crow's nest. Of course, the crow's nest fixed on the top of the big tree with divine power was still safe and sound, so the two birds nodded with satisfaction, and began to study it with great interest. The ground under the tree that had been frozen into an ice sculpture gushed into a fountain, and began to grind their beak shells on the ice: they seemed to have no problem with the addition of a circular shaft under their house, but instead became interested in groundwater.
"So, Jun," Qianqian tugged at my sleeve again, "Shall we build a fountain?" RT