"Hey! Two people over there, where did you come from?!"
The male yelling from a distance made me feel like I was spitting on the spot, but it happened that I had the illusion of a group of old ladies with red hoops next to me: lìlìna just picked an artifact from a first-level protected scenic spot Scum down!
Even the fake girl who has never been afraid of anything, found a big problem. As soon as the shout came, Lilina immediately put the magic mirror in her hand into the portable space, and looked at it bitterly. Looking at this side: "Boss, radish is protecting animals, you must protect your own radish!"
Only at this time can he realize that he is just a mere lily, and this girl is completely hopeless.
I adjusted my expression, tried to look like innocent people, and turned my head to the direction of the sound. Immediately, even though I was wearing sunglasses, I had the illusion of being dazzled.
Fuck me, such a bright handsome guy!
There was a young man who had never seen him before standing on the boundary line of ice and snow some distance away. The man was wearing a sturdy but not bulky golden battle armor. Behind him was a sea blue long cloak fluttering in the cold wind of the ice field. , with a head of dazzling blond messy hair, under the short hair that eclipses even gold coins, is a standard handsome face of a Greek man. Model guy. It is especially suitable for painting a layer of white paint directly on the face and throwing it at the gate in front of the Louvre.
"Ding is a fool" Ding is a big fool, I thought that Ilson was the most irreconcilable same-sex enemy I could see in my life, but I didn't expect another one to appear! Before reincarnation, this guy had to How many F5s do you press
When he found that the person in front of him was looking at him, the unknown blond man immediately smiled. He seemed to be a very sunny guy. He waved his hand vigorously and called us over.
Although the saying goes that those of the same sex who are more handsome than you are class enemies, but considering that it is your side that destroys public property (and what is even more terrible, the "public property" is an artifact made by the Supreme Dragon God himself, what kind of place is this? The hats are all suitable) first" and the other party seemed quite polite, so I could only bite the bullet and walked over.
"Yo, hello."
I don't know what the "person" in front of me is, but looking at the gorgeous armor of the other party, it is not difficult to guess that the other party's status is not low. Lilina, who is rubbing this way step by step." "That's my sister, we came here to enjoy the snow scenery. "
, "Appreciate the snow scene?" The blond man in front of him laughed heartily, full of sunshine." "Hahahaha, there are not many people in the Frozen Continent who specialize in enjoying the snow scene. It snows here for many years, and we are all used to it. Let me guess where it came from, is it the main continent? Look at the clothes you are wearing, it seems that you are not from the Protoss of the main continent, nor like the hermits on the Shadow Continent Hiss, "Could it be that I have lived in seclusion for many days, and the situation outside has changed so much, and now new clothes are popular? Your clothes It looks light but can’t see the characteristics of the Protoss. It’s a bit like something borrowed from the mortal world. Speaking of the mortal world, I remember that I went to the human world not long ago. There is a world whose clothing style is quite similar to yours.” The pancakes at that place are amazing, wait, I said, something is wrong, the energy in your body is not responding right, why is it not the same as that of the protoss, and the life power of this little girl is also messed up, oh my Go, "You goddess of life, have you made progress or regressed recently? Is this your normal form or your god form? This height is too subtle, add the two and divide by two, you girl won't be stuck at the moment when the form is switched. Time now! Wait a minute and I'll take you to Jiajia's side later, that girl should be at home now, you daredevils, never let people worry, just like my sister, when she was a child, she was always... Hey me Forgot something, who are you here?"
At this time, I was already half-sluggish when I married someone, looking at the blond man who used nap to babble hundreds of characters in front of me, "A sense of crisis for no reason is gradually coming, I swallowed. "I have never been caught by the other party's words Words were organized in the scattered thinking that quickly hit: "Um, that, we are not protoss,
You can call me Chen Jun, the Xiling Apostle, you should know..."
When the blond man heard the words Xiling Apostle, his eyes lit up immediately, his face showed a clear look, and with that kind of hearty smile, the other person patted my shoulder with a sunny face and said, "ah Haha, Xiling Apostle, I said, why is it a little familiar? I heard from the boss that friends from the Xiling Empire were coming to the God Realm. I thought you would stay on the main continent and go back directly after the mission is over. I know the character of you Xiling apostles, each of you is as stubborn as a stone, you can do whatever you say, and turning a corner in the middle is an unforgivable waste. Why do you think of coming here? Oh, yes, look at me This memory, just now you said that you brought your sister to see the snow scene, it’s really rare, Xiling apostles never have such a leisurely mood, hey, I still think you are a bit strange, although I haven’t seen Xiling people for a long time Yes, but the energy reaction on your body is not quite like the apostle of Xiling. Hey, forget it, don’t mind, I have no other intentions, I just want to be blunt, gentlemen should not use whistling language to play with friends, I remember which mortal said this, and it makes sense. Otherwise, mortals also have great wisdom. Sometimes I feel that the gadgets they invent are miraculous and adversity makes people progress. Their natural weakness makes them fuller than the gods. Creativity, such as mirrors, I remember that a long time ago, the gods observed their own appearance through space folding, and they were born with this ability. The gods have never invented mirrors until when, a mortal believer Just sent the mirror as an offering to the God Realm... You said why the gods at the moment of creation were so stupid. By the way, are the mirrors in your world plated with mercury or mithril?"
I:"… "
Someone who has been fooled will tell me how to interrupt the humanoid nap machine in front of me!
Lilina had already slowly slid behind her, but suddenly realized that she was about to face an enemy more terrifying than the one wearing the red hoop, so she tiptoed to the side, and I had to face this terrifying guy in front of me alone. Handsome guys are not scary, and gods are not scary, but a broken and handsome god is the natural enemy. With the buzzing sound in my ears, and the brilliant face of the greek rhetorician swaying in front of my eyes, I thought it was a waste Such a face.
, ""Ah, I'm so sorry, I actually forgot to introduce myself, it's really not a gentleman, you can just call me Qian Yuhao, Salong, Qian Yuhao, Dragon God, have you heard of this name? That's great. I'm the manager of this continent, but I usually stay on the main continent. The temples of the four main gods are in the Brilliant Court. I'm quite familiar with the little guy Gagana. When the former pupil was confinement by the boss, it was thanks to the little guy who sent someone to chat with me every day, otherwise I would be bored to death. That guy Sovre is really old-fashioned, the leader of the Guangming God Department should take care of the affairs of his own family, so I will say a few more words, as for him reporting to the boss, he deserves to buy it from the mortal world There is no seasoning packet in the instant noodles! Instant noodles are also an interesting thing invented by mortals. Do you know how to make non-fried instant noodles? If I have time, I will tell you a story about the wheat base.”
Let me tell the truth, everyone, if I couldn't beat him, wouldn't you believe it when I smacked my face with a slipper!
This guy must have been imprisoned by God Father and something went wrong!
In fact, before the other party started to introduce myself, I guessed the identity of this person: Dragon God, the highest dragon god, the most famous and highest dragon god in the entire God Realm! Who else besides him can have such a terrifying ability to crush reminders
At that time, Bingtis had solemnly warned himself not to start a conversation with the dragon god, it was an act of courting death.
Lin Yatou also specially used the prophecy to warn herself, don't talk to strangers today, otherwise it will be bad luck. It's a pity that I remembered both warnings but still failed to reverse my fate... Is this still a broken reminder? This broken-mouthed ability has already broken through the sky!
He was imprisoned for an unknown period of time and was finally released after serving his sentence. The Dragon God chatted endlessly with his "new friend". The broken mouth of the god is different from the broken reminders of ordinary people who repeat a sentence many times. His every sentence is not repeated, his arguments are always jumping, new things are always appearing in his words, and those things can still be used. His wonderful language logic connects it! You can't bear such a long speech, but you can't deny the strange language talent of this wonderful creature. In the narration that lasted... Anyway, for a long time, the other party talked about the customs of the gods to the food production of a certain mortal world. From food production to art, from art to population issues, from population issues to the prosperity of literature. 〖Boom〗Development, from literature topic hyperlinks to the production method of pressing soybean oil, from the soybean oil god to the average height of the goddess of life, from the height problem to the maintenance method of weapons, and finally the **** he actually started from the maintenance of weapons Jumping to the customs of God Realm again!
And he also ended with a sentence, "Ah, I didn't digress this time"!
While Lord Dragon God was talking non-stop, Lilina ran like a rabbit to the 700 billion miles parked in the distance, rolled up the car window and shivered, the only thing that made people gratified was that this never reliable guy didn't drive this time. Run by yourself in the car. And out of the corner of my eye, I saw two fuzzy white dots flashing past behind me, one is a silver-haired girl with wings, and the other is a little girl with snow-white body, how should I put it...
Silly Cat Angel and Xiao Qijing forcefully let Lord Dragon God open his mouth and say it out of my mind! The sound wave turned into soul energy and directly impacted the spiritual world of a void creature! Lord Dragon God, do your words have the effect of expelling evil spirits
I'm sorry, Sister Angel and Xiao Qijing, I compared you to evil spirits, and your mind is completely confused.
This meeting with the highest dragon god is destined to become one of the biggest black history in my life, but I can't find a way to get out of the current predicament. In terms of speed and string length, this is completely the attitude of chatting with friends, which makes it difficult for me to pull a shoehorn on my forehead without violating my conscience. God knows how long later, I found that Lilina got out of the car again, put on a big ear hat, and started digging holes in the nearby snow. The following line of characters was engraved on the tombstone: The tomb of the head of the empire, Chen Junzhi, died in a chat. We will always cherish your memory and hope that your soul can ascend to the God Realm, and then you can continue to chat with the Dragon God.
Is this the legendary death without peace
But fortunately, this horrible experience finally came to an end. When the big eyes were under the pressure of huge public opinion, the dragon god said so much nonsense, and finally a person appeared to save me.
It was a giant dragon rushing from the sky. What is very surprising is that the other party is not a huge and mighty golden two-headed dragon like the Starfield Dragon God, but an ordinary blue dragon. The reaction is not weaker than any dragon god I have ever seen." But the weird appearance still makes people a little concerned: at least it made me temporarily clear from the language bombardment of the dragon god.
The blue dragon landed nearby, setting off a blizzard that covered the sky, and instantly buried Lilina, who was digging a hole unscrupulously, in the grave she dug out by herself. , is a thin girl with blue hair and blue skirt, and a little immature face.
The eloquent Lord Dragon God shut up the moment the dragon appeared in the sky, and he was sweating profusely. When the blue-haired girl came to us, his legs even started to tremble.
, "Brother, Father God asked you to go there one by one" It's best to finish dealing with the affairs on the Frozen Continent before going there, this time I'm afraid it will take a long time. "The blue-haired girl said with a huā smile, her voice was soft and gentle, but the impact on the handsome blond guy in front of me seemed to be no less than a void storm.
"Lan, are you kidding Lou? I love you the most when you hit my little brother."
"Yes, so as a younger sister, it is necessary to correct brother Ji's mistakes." The blue-haired girl continued to smile like a huā.
Master Qian Yuhao let out a long sigh: "Alas", I knew it, you guys are jealous of my eloquence, right? So trying to suppress competitors, isn't it just that the referee was almost called crazy in the debate competition last time, and the ban is still given now? "
The blue-haired girl called "Blue" pouted her lips in distress: "Brother, eloquence is not the same thing as being broken-mouthed, is it?"
Anyway, less gossip" A few minutes later, a dejected golden double-headed dragon soared into the sky, and gradually faded away in my tearful wave, until it disappeared into the sky in an instant. Here, by the way: the dragon took off The second blizzard that was fanned from time to time buried Lilina who had just climbed out of the snowdrift again.
The blue-haired girl who came to report the letter stayed where she was. She let out a sigh of relief after seeing her brother disappear, turned her head and smiled at me, "Leave quickly." He will be in trouble when he comes back. Although my brother won't be angry, I really don't know how to cheat him away in a short time.
"Ah? You lied to him?" I said in surprise, now I don't have time to think about why there is such a blue ordinary dragon in the dragon god." According to what happened just now, it seems that the one in front of me is actually the highest dragon. God's sister" So what's the situation now? The history of blood and tears of the honest brother being played by the devil's real sister in the stock market
, "It's not a lie. Originally, the task God gave me was to watch over my brother and report back when he caused trouble to others. Then he would be locked up. Today, I just omitted a few steps." Blue The hair girl smiled." "Speaking of which, you should be the "Emperor of the Void" mentioned by Father God, right?" Could it be the confidant of God the Father
, "Is it weird?" The blue-haired girl smiled, then suddenly lowered her voice, and said in a voice we have just heard, "Don't be impulsive, you will be fined for vandalism, you know that! "
Liliana, who was walking towards this side, immediately turned her head and ran away, but I had quick eyes and quick hands, and took out a slipper that was written on Liliana's head on the spot, knocked the girl over slightly, and then lifted her back by the collar and pressed her In front of the blue-haired girl: "Apologize!"
lìlìNa spread her hands on the ground: "I'm sorry, I stole your dandruff"
The blue-haired girl was stunned, and smiled indifferently: "It's okay, my brother just added my voice in the heart mirror lake, and I can also know what happened on the lake. I will give you that fragment as a gift." , It’s not an expensive thing in the God Realm. Just be careful not to let that “mirror” touch the surface of the water after you go back, it will freeze everything in a short time, even an ocean. "
, "So dangerous!?" Lilina exclaimed, I thought she didn't want the magic mirror anymore, but I didn't expect the second sentence to be, "That's great, save it for future tricks!"
It seems that it's time to put Liliana's [moral] education on the agenda.
We chatted with Lan for a while, then we said goodbye and left: The powerful Supreme Dragon God should have arrived at the Glory God Court by now, and he will soon find out that he has been fooled. If you don't want to accept another bombardment, it's better to leave as soon as possible.
When we came out, there were two people, Lilina and I, but when we went back, there were four people in seven hundred billion miles. The dumb cat angel looked around in a daze on the comatose driving while digging out her ears: she was making up for today. It was the third time I came back to the cage, and I was still not awake when I was driven out by waves of continuous mental shocks. And Xiao Qijing was sitting upright in my arms, slapping the seven hundred billion control panel with her small palms, cheering excitedly: This is the first time she saw Daxueyuan in her memory, The little girl is happy.
And Lilina, who was originally sitting in the unconscious driving car, was now tied to the back seat: It was fine if this girl didn't come out to help, but she even dug a grave in front of me! Must be educated!
Galloping all the way, returning to the starting point recorded in the automatic navigation system, gradually, the splendid and majestic castle finally appeared in the car window.