"How about this surprise that I prepared for you?"
Sitting carelessly on someone else's table, no girl consciously leaned over, put her arm and most of her chest on someone else's shoulder, and patted my other shoulder like an iron buddy, Bingtis was full of laughter The expression said so, as if it was such a feat to be proud of, but on the other side, Uncle Zaku's face was already like a stone sculpture, and Miria poked his waist carefully to see if the uncle would directly weather into a ground crumbs, which didn't respond at all.
Already completely stunned by a reinforcement company that suddenly descended upon them like a house robbing a house.
"Surprise is enough, joy is not at all."
I dodged half a meter without hesitation, and Bingtis miraculously maintained that posture that absolutely violated the law of balance, drooping obliquely on the edge of the table. Although the girl's soft body and this guy's extremely predictable breasts are things that are hard to give up, but considering that half of the people around me may distort anything into a dialect version Forty or fifty versions have spread to every block of Shadow City, and I still have to pay attention to the influence of public opinion.
Looking in front of me with a head as big as a bucket, I found in despair that basically the most troublesome people in Shadow City and Macro World have been summoned, including Cirno, Reimu, Yakumo Zi, Marisa, etc. The Gensokyo tour group is in the group, headed by Magni Bronzebeard who is fighting with Ibuki Cuixiang, the Azeroth leadership team represented by Jaina, Thrall and the others, and then there are those who are nearby Tex and Jim Raynor were rummaging through the "garbage dump", and the more aggressive ones were the protoss five-member group, the shining golden Ilson, and Lin who just smashed the door of someone else's house... Maybe there are still some of them... There were a few honest and reliable elements, but in the overall situation of the big team, even Zeratul could only choose to sit on the gate rail with Kael'thas and meditate silently.
I silently took out a bottle of quick-acting bottle from my pocket and handed it to Miria, telling her to drink it quickly to Uncle Zaku if the situation was wrong. I looked at Bingtis with a heavy expression.
"Bingtis, to be honest, did you destroy my shadow city?"
"Why do you think so?"
Sister Bing tilted her head and asked, but this female hooligan pretending to be cute in this way can't be cute at all, bastard!
"If Shadow City hadn't been smashed by you, would you have come here to continue the misfortune?!"
I yelled angrily.
"Oh, it turns out that this is the evaluation of the concubine in your heart," Bingtis said with a very hurt look on his face, and shrugged after realizing that I was not fooled at all, "Okay, okay, I just want to help. Really, you still don't regard the concubine as a friend, and you don't call the concubine when you come out to fight, is this still a good buddy?"
I knew this female hooligan had nothing else to say, but pointed at the group of troublemakers who had already crowded the living room (there was a group outside): "Then what's going on with them?"
"The concubine stood in the shadow city and climbed up." Bingtis stood on the table triumphantly, "Who wants to go with me to help Chen smash the situation? Then pull up such a team."
"Are you really here to smash something?!" Uncle Zaku almost slammed it in one breath, and Miria began to rush to buckle the quick effect.
I have to explain it to people quickly, Bingtis is really troublesome this time, I will release this gang of scourges first, and I have to explain it to the host, it is very obvious, after seeing the strength of a reinforced company When we were marching towards our home under the leadership of a female hooligan, Uncle Zaku had already regarded us as out-and-out gangsters: the good impression established through Miria was gone.
I have repeatedly stated that my group is really just Milia's friends, and there is no malice, and the group of people surrounding the house are just random friends. We promise that we will never cause any loss to the host family, but we just watched Seeing Bingtis stepping on the table of his own house, a blond girl pinching the door of his house, and other heinous acts of vandalism, the uncle has reservations about my statement. In the end, we could only talk nonsense, and with Qianqian's help from the sidelines, these scourges are now identified as members of our adventure group.
"That's it, we are actually an adventure group!" Qianqian nodded her head vigorously and said to the mournful Uncle Zhagu in front of her, "Don't ask me the name, I haven't figured it out yet, anyway, Ah Jun will find a way to let them solve the housing by themselves The problem, uncle, you don't have to worry."
Zaku looked at Sal, who was smoking at the door, dumbfoundedly: "Does your adventure group have performance artists?"
"He has eaten too much green vegetables these two days." Lilina explained with a bright face.
Zaku nodded: "Okay, I believe it."
At this time, I was startled instead: "No way? You just believe such nonsense? Why do you trust us so much?"
The uncle squatted on the chair pettyly: "Because there are so many of you..."
"Uncle, Uncle, do you want popsicles?" Qi Lunuo saw the opportunity and squeezed into the crowd from under my creaking nest, holding up the popsicle box and shouted.
Uncle Zhagu trembled when he heard the words, and while he took the golden apple popsicle from the ice goblin's hand in a daze, he looked pitifully at nearly a hundred people inside and outside the room: "I would like to add one more question—later You don't eat here, do you?"
"Uncle!!"
Miria suddenly yelled, her face was full of "disgraceful" look, but girl, you have to understand that not everyone has the courage to entertain another wave of people who may have sex with her after seeing Sandora's eating. About the looters.
It was impossible for me to leave all these hundred or so people in Miria’s house, and I couldn’t bear it in conscience, so most of them were blasted into the Imperial Admiral, which was on high orbit and on standby, while the remaining few A brazen brown candy can only live here. Fortunately, Miria's house is quite big. It must have been a mansion before it was filled with all these rags, and Uncle Zaku is indeed the type who is cold outside and hot inside. With a headache on his face, he finally welcomed more unexpected guests: I think the number of people in the gang played a decisive role in this process.
Hundreds of people gathered in front of Miria's house. Such a big commotion has of course attracted the attention of the townspeople. The nearby people have come to inquire about the situation, mainly wanting to know what happened to Zaku, who has always lived reclusively. Who was offended, and later Sandora had to use mental intervention to clean up n wave after wave, while I entered a confrontation with Bingtis.
"Can't you just be a graceful and self-restraining goddess?" I asked.
"No." Bingtis shook his head.
The confrontation is over.
Suddenly there was a roar of an engine from outside the door, interrupting the rivalry between Bingtis and me. It turned out that Bi Luna, who had gone to the trading market early, rushed back. The great woman of the hairy girl who can only eat plain rice (Zaku's evaluation of Milia) was obviously taken aback when she saw several unfamiliar faces in the living room, but quickly put it aside Going to the side, he walked quickly to Uncle Zaku who was lying on the table and sighed, and threw a stack of materials on the table with a "slap".
"Why?" The uncle raised his head half-deadly, looking exhausted.
"Work." It was more blunt and direct than Luna's answer.
Zaku raised his eyelids and glanced at the information on the table: "Oh, where is the accident scene again? Or an ancient battlefield that hasn't been cleaned up?"
A look of no energy and no ambition.
"This time it's a relic." Biluna looked seriously at her partner who was about to become decadent, and finally nodded vigorously, "Eighty percent reliable."
Immediately, Zhagu's expression became solemn, and then he stretched out his hand to the information on the table. After he got it, he immediately felt that the material was so heavy: there were two half-inch thick iron plates sandwiched in the quotation.
"It's ancient metal, ancient metal after denaturation." The uncle put the information aside, looked at the two severely weathered and deformed metal plates in his hand with a complicated expression, and seemed to recall something, Bi Luna nodded: "It is indeed an ancient metal, but in this small place, I am afraid that the only people who know it are the two of us. A newcomer sold it as a special alloy from the ancient battlefield, and I got the source of this thing. You should remember where seen this thing..."
"Of course I remember," Zaku threw the two metal plates back, and Qi Lunuo, who happened to pass by, screamed suddenly, "But you won't forget, we don't do this kind of business. I don't Will go to the ruins."
It seems to be very repulsive to the ruins.
"It's this kind of rhetoric again." Miria was obviously happy when she heard the word "remains", but at this time she became very dissatisfied because of Zaku's evasion. Wouldn’t it be better to recycle old engines and keels on site? It’s not easy for a small team like ours to get information about the ruins!”
"Silly girl talking nonsense," Zaku glanced at Miria, "You also know that a small team like ours has nothing to do with the ruins? The ruins are dangerous, maybe there will be ancient sentinels still in operation, Want to break into the ruins with our old car? Don't you know that people will die?"
"Isn't it just a guard?" Miria muttered, "I'm good at fighting, and I'm better than Luna than me. A mere guard..."
Uncle Zaku interrupted Miria impatiently: "Don't be too self-righteous, you don't need to be a fool to explore the ruins! Even the most powerful people will die in the ruins!"
Obviously, Uncle Zaku has made up his mind not to accept this business, even if such a refusal would be a waste of Biluna's hard work all morning, and it seems to be a rare good for such a poorly managed adventure group. Chance.
"The main problem is not enough manpower?" Lilina said suddenly, "Are we enough?"
Zaku showed a look of surprise, while Biluna began to look up and down at this little guy who was only 1.09 meters: She always thought that Lilina in this team was just a child who came out to play with adults.
"We are very interested in that ruin," Lilina said, "Aren't we all adventurers (she didn't blushed at all when she said this)? How about cooperation? It's the information you provide, and we provide manpower , and more equipment, as you can see, we have a lot of people, and they are all powerful!"
Zaku looked at the bearded dwarf and the horned loli who were fighting for wine at the door, and then looked at the side who was writing and drawing on the ground with a chalk. The blue-haired little girl who has nothing wrong with a dollar finally feels that only the word "many people" still has credibility.
But we have already proposed our intention, and Uncle Zaku has to express something. It can be seen that he is still very resistant to exploring the ruins, but the more and more serious gaze from Biluna next to him and Miria's rambunctious chatter made him In the end, he had to nod with difficulty: "Okay... there are so many of you... come with me, there is an airship in the underground warehouse, it should be able to take us there."
I don't know what kind of trauma the exploration of the ruins left Zaku, but I know that everyone, including Qianqian, is very interested in this matter, especially after discovering that the two metal plates carry extremely weak Even Sandora was happy when her psionic energy remained. Everyone was quite surprised when they heard that there was an underground warehouse in such a place like a garbage recycling station, and that there was an airship in the underground warehouse, and this surprise was even more surprising when they saw the airship. It evolved into shock.
Uncle Zaku pointed to an oval-shaped aircraft that was barely symmetrical from left to right, and the paint on the whole body had fallen off. His big face was full of pride: "This is my Glory of Glory! Don't look at it now, I guarantee that if it's If the vortex accelerator is still there, this place can still turn!"
Miria covered her face and couldn't bear to see our expressions and Uncle Zaku's big ignorant face. She squatted on the ground and said in a muffled voice, this shit is really worse than when she saw it when she was four years old. broken.
Everyone is very worried about the safety of exploring the relics with this thing. It seems that the biggest threat to us (if any) is not the relic guards, but this magical means of transportation. If its design concept is not mine A figure of 700 billion can only show that Uncle Zaku's attitude towards life is too optimistic. Granted, if the vortex accelerator was still there, as the uncle promised, the rudder of this thing should still be able to turn, but you can't deny that this thing lacks more than a vortex accelerator. In the next two hours, we watched Uncle and Bi Luna busy collecting parts and tools in the underground warehouse, and asked Miria to go up and down to move the accessories that seemed to be suitable for installation. On this airship, the entire restoration process was terrible. Glue, iron wire, and even shoelaces were used to connect many parts. I think it is more reliable to ask Kappa to help out than Miria's family at this time.
But it must be admitted that Uncle Zaku is very experienced and innovative as a senior adventurer: when he found that the acceleration ram device of the airship could not be repaired, he painted the acceleration valve red, and thought that this could at least triple the airship speed.
I have the urge to take out the Imperial Shuttle at the risk of being watched.
But there is something truly miraculous in the world. After nearly three hours of tinkling repairs, Uncle Zaku finally wiped the black oil on his face and announced to us that the airship is ready for use.
"I think we can walk." Lilina said very seriously.
"Or let Lin carry everyone there?" Bingtis muttered in a low voice in the spiritual connection.
I think Sister Bing's suggestion is better than walking.
Seeing the delicate expressions on everyone's faces, Zaku showed a dissatisfied look. While smashing the airship's diversion board with the wrench in his hand, he swore that the thing would never fall before the passengers fell— It took him another ten minutes to reattach the drain plate.
"It was just an accident!" Uncle Zaku assured again, but this time he didn't dare to hit anything with the wrench in his hand, "The Glory of Radiance was a majestic battleship when she was young! It is still the same now: As long as it doesn't crash, it will almost fly all the way to its destination safely, now let's refuel her, Bi Luna, come and help."
"Are they husband and wife? Or are they lovers?" Seeing the uncle and Biluna frantically charging the airship, Qianqian asked Miria in a low voice.
Don't tell me, although there is a serious contrast between the lazy one and the serious and hardworking one, they look a little harmonious when put together.
"No," Milia scratched her hair, "Although they are always together, they don't seem to have any other intersections other than work. I just heard that Biluna and Uncle knew each other a long time ago, but they used to I don't know much about it either."
During the conversation, the airship finally replenished its energy, and the uncle warmly invited us to board it. Considering that we might not be killed even if we fell from the boundary of the atmosphere to the ground, everyone readily agreed. What makes people quite satisfied is that although this gray-headed oval-shaped airship is not very attractive, the space inside is quite spacious. We have a large family, plus a few monsters who want to follow along and the Ibuki Suika The delicious wine seduced Magni who stayed behind, and nearly 20 people could sit in all kinds of people.
With a suspicious-sounding engine roar, the airship slid into a tunnel at one end of the underground warehouse, which was said to connect to the outside of the town at the other end, thus avoiding the difficulty of taking off in residential areas. The airship, which has undergone tragic repairs, performed well in terms of maneuverability, causing almost no major damage except for knocking over 70% of the shelves in the underground warehouse. Uncle Zaku, who has been complaining about this operation for a long time, seems to have finally inspired the enterprising and persistent spirit that an adventurer should have. Facing the loss of the underground warehouse, he did not stop the airship, but moved at a faster speed. Into the blue sky into the journey - because the brakes are broken.
"Don't worry, as long as we bring enough treasures from the ruins, we can completely build a new warehouse," Uncle Zaku rushed to the exit of the tunnel that has gradually enlarged, while cheering himself up, "I can feel the glory of the radiance It's gradually getting back to its old form, which is a good sign, its engine is burning with enthusiasm!"
Facts have proved that the uncle's judgment is correct. The entire system of the airship was overloaded ten minutes after it took off, and the engine was burning very enthusiastically. RO