(I think I should ask for a little more xxx—I guess I can squeeze out a little... )
In the morning, Ding Dong lay on the apples on the dining table with a very serious expression.
"Ah Jun, I had a nightmare last night, and Ding Dong thinks something is going wrong in this world!"
Immediately, everyone in the room came together nervously, waiting for the Goddess to issue the decree.
"Dingdang dreamed that he was suddenly caught and thrown into the bedside table! But when Dingdang woke up in the morning, he found that he was sleeping on Sister Sandora's desk lamp, so this should be a nightmare..."
"Puff puff!"
Sandora and I sprayed out at the same time, and the third sound was a shallow movement.
"What are you poofing?" I tapped on Qianqian's head, and the other party frowned and thought for a while: "Oh, I just saw you all poofing and poofing—what happened to Ah Jun yesterday, you're being dishonest?"
Sandora and I just smirked, besides, who said that Qianqian is careless!
How can I say that it is so logical to use Tong Yan Wuji to describe God, should I sympathize with Ding Dong
Don't look at Lin Xue complaining about me with the name of a harem man all day long, and our relationship is also public, but we are also a thin-skinned person anyway, right—in theory, right, so this meal I was very passive while eating. Of course, Sandora still maintained a well-deserved initiative. At the dinner table, there is no existence that can make Her Majesty the Queen passive.
"Ahem, Ah Jun, pay attention to your body." After a moment of embarrassment, my elder sister hit the back of my hand lightly with chopsticks, and said in a low voice with a reddish face. I decided to jump into the bowl and drown myself on the spot.
Ding Dong was gnawing on her own apple, she bit a hole in the apple, and then got half of her body to eat the soft flesh inside, at this time, she heard the words of her elder sister with sharp ears, and immediately raised the apple covered with juice. Little head: "Ah Jun is sick? Ding Dong will check it out for you!"
"Anveena!" I finally couldn't hold back and called out loudly, "Change me to a bigger bowl! I'll jump in and drown to prove my ambition!"
Lilina complained while wiping Ding Dong's face with a small cotton ball: "It's alright, alright, what are you still struggling with as adults. Boss, I'm full, I'm going out, I may not be back at noon."
"Why are you going?" I looked at the little girl curiously, and by the way quietly (I think so) changed the subject.
Lilina tossed her hair charmingly: "I signed up for a yoga class..."
I feel like getting up early today to eat all this stuff is going to pop out!
"Are you hungry again?" I tapped Lilina's head with my chopsticks, "Last week, I applied for Taekwondo, but the coach is still lying in the hospital. I applied for swimming classes last week. The Indian Ocean fished you out. Six days ago, I said that I was interested in the structure of the earth. I signed up as a geological volunteer and dug and collapsed four active volcanoes. Today, the 2012 Party is still raging. I went to Hoh Xil to protect the Tibetan antelope four days ago. This You did a good deed, now the poachers in that place are more precious than Tibetan antelopes—because you bred more than 10 million local Tibetan antelopes in one day! If it weren’t for Avalon’s emergency diversion of a large number, now the whole world All the biologists have gathered in Hoh Xil!"
Lilina clutched her head aggrievedly: "Is it appropriate for a young and energetic beautiful girl to stay at home like you and be a dead house all day? And I mainly maintain world peace. I helped those human beings the day before yesterday." Scientists are digging up rocks on Easter Island...”
Pao Pao suddenly coughed twice: "I don't like what you said, what's wrong with a dead house!"
The elder sister twisted Lilina's ears: "You did the tight-fitting one-piece combat uniform that appeared on the lower body of the Easter Island stone statue, and there is the logo of the sss regiment on it."
"Every day at least two people from the reinforcement company are dedicated to wipe your ass for the trouble you caused."
I shook my head and sighed, Lilina immediately pouted aggrievedly, I knew this girl was going to start messing around again, so I quickly waved my hand: "Go, go, you little hairy girl who is over one meter old is practicing yoga with a group of housewives I really don't know what it means."
In the end, Lilina was still addicted, and continued to shake her hair charmingly: "Women, you have to learn to make yourself more perfect, and whoever said that you can't practice yoga when you are over one meter old - Lilina, change shape, let's go!"
The little girl yelled imposingly, and then, surrounded by a burst of green light, her body changed rapidly, and she gradually transformed into a beautiful girl who was at least 1.65 meters tall, full of youthful vigor and shot in all directions, and her face was still vaguely Lilina The appearance of the girl, but it seems to be the appearance of a grown-up.
"Thank you Goddess for giving me strength and a b-cup. Although it's not big, it's okay—I'm going out~!~!"
After saying those words, Lilina, who had already turned into an eighteen-year-old girl, opened the door and walked away amidst everyone's stunned eyes, devoting herself to her new interest that might last up to twenty-four hours.
Pandora and Viska's eyes were straightened. The two of them just witnessed the terrifying scene of a little loli who was originally about ten centimeters shorter than themselves growing taller in an instant. I'm afraid they will realize after a while. Pao was about to rush out to fight a certain priest, but fortunately, Ding Dang dispelled the alarm with a sentence: "Aha, it's just deforming the body. The soul is still one meter and one meter. It's not so easy to grow the soul."
So the two dwarf winter melons cooled down.
"Viska, come here and tell you something. Pandora, come here too."
When Anwena started to clean up the dining table, I waved to the two short winter melons. Sandora glanced at me and nodded slightly.
"What's going on, what's going on?" Although Qianqian didn't respond very sensitively most of the time, her sixth sense was more sensitive than Lin Xue's prophecy when there was excitement. There was a lively smell, and they rushed over, "Did they bury the bomb in the Platinum Palace again?"
"It's Buckingham Palace and the White House," my elder sister reminded earnestly, "and they were buried in the Kremlin last time."
"Ahem, let's get down to business today." I resisted knocking on Qianqian's head, coughed twice, and looked at the little Wiska Lolita who was full of confusion. "Last night, the moon base was bombed. .”
Needle drop could be heard in the living room.
The impact of this news is really too big, no less than the groom suddenly holding the best man's hand at the wedding scene-this taste is a bit heavy but the meaning is still very clear-so everyone forgot how to react for a while, including My elder sister opened her mouth wide, and it took a long time for a word to emerge: "Ah?"
"You all went back to your room at the time, and the information was sent directly to Sandora and me. Because the situation was unknown, I didn't alarm you. Sandora and I waited for new news until after eleven o'clock in the evening," I started Telling about the shocking news last night, I still don’t forget to add a sentence at the end, “Why would I end up in Sandora’s room, right? I’m afraid that the mercury lamp will bite…”
"Tch, the world of idiots is really dirty." The little puppet realized that the topic was not something he was interested in, and flapped its wings and flew to the second floor. "I'm going to continue teaching the dolls to learn linear algebra."
Ten seconds later, there was a loud clanging noise and a short exclamation from the mercury lamp on the second floor. It seemed that she had hit something again.
"This is the situation. It has been confirmed that at least three large starship wrecks have hit the surface of the barrier star. Fortunately, it is a shadow area, otherwise the human world will be turned upside down." Sandora glanced at Viska, "The wreckage should be It fell from another universe to this world, because before the impact occurred, the detection system inside and outside the solar system did not observe high-speed celestial bodies in orbit. Now it is judged that they should have appeared within two kilometers above the barrier star, and then carried the previous one. The kinetic energy of the world crashed down. The big bang after the impact destroyed many data terminals, triggered several high-intensity moonquakes, and psionic radiation caused the local communication to be interrupted for more than ten minutes, which can be said to be very powerful. The most terrible thing is , Until the explosion occurred, the early warning system of the moon base did not issue an alarm, and they acquiesced to the attack of the invaders."
It seems that our family is used to having similar troubles disturbing our peaceful life from time to time. After Sandora and I finished talking about the situation, no one expressed more complaints or panic. Everyone started to use Analyzing the situation in her own way, the elder sister thought hard, Qianqian began to conceive a magnificent cosmic adventure story with her eyes tilted up forty-five degrees, and Dingdang smacked her lips: "It's boring, Ah Jun, Dingdang can still eat another piece of toffee ?"
"The candy you eat in a day is bigger than you," I muttered, fulfilling the little one's little wish, and then turned my head, "The situation of the impactor is still under investigation, there is no new news for the time being, another situation It has something to do with Viska—Girl, do you know how your Glory starship was projected for the first time?"
Looking at my face, everyone knew that the topic was coming. They all looked at Viska with bated breath. The latter thought for a while, but shook his head indifferently: "I forgot, I don't even remember that I have such a thing." Things, I only remembered after landing on the moon. At that time, I was unclear all day long."
This answer made people laugh, but it was also expected. Sandora and I exchanged a helpless look, and then said in a very serious tone: "Well, I will make it clear that Viska's glory starship may There is a fault, and everyone has discovered that the sofa and coffee table in the living room are newly replaced... "
I explained in a simple way how the three explosions on the moon indirectly destroyed two pieces of furniture, and then euphemistically pointed out that the moon in our sky may be malfunctioning. It has no automatic defense function, and the response to external attacks is like It's hard resistance...
"I guessed it." I stretched out my hand and rubbed the little head of Weiska who was a little dazed. "The early warning equipment of the barrier star seems to be useless at all. It doesn't have an alarm for such a big movement."
When I said this, I was also carefully observing Viska's reaction. Although I swore before that this girl would not lose control, it is one thing to not lose control, but it is another thing for my sister to be sad and lost because of it. son.
Viska's expression seemed to be a little gloomy, which is normal, but there is no sign of going berserk, which made people feel relieved. I felt that the other party was holding my arm a little stronger, so I reached out and rubbed the little girl. Head: Although she didn't say anything, it must not be very pleasant to be suddenly told that her Glory starship has a congenital defect.
Viska squinted his eyes slightly, and seemed to think for a long time before speaking in a low voice: "Bullet Star... Where are the early warning devices on the Barrier Star?"
Let me tell you, if I didn't have anything in my mouth at this time, I would have poofed again!
"I really forgot," Weiska scratched his hair embarrassingly, "I never remembered to use it. The barrier star is broken, right? It seems that my brain was not clear back then, and something went wrong with the settings. Help fix it, right?"
The girl with cat pupils suddenly raised her head, and the shiny blood-red cat pupils looked at this side, full of anticipation, and then she took the initiative to say: "By the way, in this case, I have to adjust the equipment authority of the barrier star, and put the first The early warning power was handed over to the outposts that were set up later, and the barrier star itself seems to be unreliable, but fortunately, it was discovered in time, and there is something wrong with it.”
I was surprised to see Viska cheerfully admitting his congenital handicap. The look in his eyes was so obvious that the little girl on the opposite side laughed. Loli Maotong suddenly came over and hugged my waist, rubbing his head Go, purring like a kitten in his mouth: "Don't worry, brother, Viska will not lose control, isn't it just sick, you will cure me, right?"
I was ashamed of the thought that I was still worried that Viska would lose control again, and gently pressed my sister's hair: "Of course, it's just a small problem, and Tavel can definitely solve it quickly."
It will take time to figure out the whole thing. A group of Xiling technicians have begun to analyze the wreckage of the starship that the three fathers who are about to be burned can't recognize. I don't know if they can find any clues about their origin, but I'm afraid it will take two or three days at the earliest to get the results.
Now I feel like I’m really used to this kind of life where I encounter imperial relics every now and then. The Xiling Empire’s integrity in terms of environmental protection was really unreliable. The non-burnable garbage they threw everywhere is now floating around in various worlds. Floating away, and disposing of these non-burnable garbage will probably become the daily affairs of our first family for a long time.
Qianqian felt idle and bored at home, so she put forward a very constructive suggestion.
"Let's go out and play!"
This suggestion was unanimously agreed by the girls, except for An Weina who would rather die than go out, and Bubble who hoped to stay in the room.
It is easy to understand that the first family is always very powerful when they go out to play. Our group goes down to Little Bubbles and up to elder sisters and adults, basically covering all age groups from young girls to elder sisters, and each of them is of high quality. The height is outrageous, plus there is such an exotic style as Sandora, the girls can be said to have criss-crossed all the elements that attract heads, and with such a large number of girls gathered together, they walk in any The places where intelligent creatures live are all squares like lighthouses. You can barely achieve the same effect by finding forty or fifty Terminator shirtless and parading around the Erli Bridge. Therefore, our family is actually quite famous in the local area. Yes, it is known as the most mysterious landscape in K City: No one knows how this group of girls with a full range of varieties became a family, just like no one knows who the passer-by man who is mixed in this group of girls is...
However, this kind of landscape effect is only for outsiders. In the residential area where we live, no one in the village will watch this strange family. The neighbors have become familiar with each other in the past two years. Everyone Everyone knows that at the junction of several streets there is a weird big house that is not a villa, nor a warehouse. In the big house lives a large family, who knows how to get together, including a dozen girls and a suspicious man. At one time, there was an enthusiastic old man and old lady who went to check in near this magical big house, hoping to help the police comrades solve a major criminal case of abducting women and children. I would meet several old men and old ladies by chance, and when the little girl was happy, she would hug my face, poke her head and cover my face, or wipe my saliva on my collar.
I have a small bubble like an octopus hanging around my neck, pulling the Pandora sisters, and I have to carry a huge and stupid hiking bag on my back. I trek step by step. The Lord wiped his hands on the greasy apron, looked at the mighty first family, and greeted loudly: "Are you taking your daughter out to play again? Every time there is such a big fight..."
Surrounded by Little Bubble's steel-like arms, I struggled to speak: "Fat brother, give me two mutton skewers, this unlucky boy is about to strangle me to death..."
Holding the mutton skewers in his hand, Little Bubbles finally gave up the octopus-style entanglement and rode on Dad's neck instead, while Mercury Lamp complained in a muffled voice from the huge hiking bag behind me: "Asshole, Put me in a bag next time…”
"Don't even think about it. A man like me walks two streets with a doll in his arms. The next day, Weibo will be full of photos. This shit spreads fast."
Mercury Lamp muttered a few more words, but fell silent.
Every time you go to play nearby, you must bring a mercury lamp. This is a family rule. Although the little doll looks cold on the surface, it is a guy who is particularly afraid of being alone. Perhaps it is due to her experience. There is a deep sense of fear, so as long as the family members go out, she must follow, but due to well-known reasons, I can't let her go out like this, so the huge mountaineering bag has become this girl's only suitcase. second container. In fact, Mercury Lamp asked me to go out with her suitcase on my shoulders at first, but I didn't dare to agree.
I think it's almost a strange story in Chengdu to carry a hiking bag when I take the girls to the community park for an afternoon. If I add a suitcase... Do you believe that I can be on the city's TV station? RO