You can never guess what the Protoss thinks, not to mention Bingtis, who dares to lead his bishop and guardian knights to collect protection fees at the gate of the temple, even Ding Dong, once his brain is miswired, he will always There is an amazing move. In order to experience the feeling of the sauna she saw on TV, she even came up with the idea to find a pot to cook herself. What's even more amazing is that Monina, as Ding Dong's subordinate, is still here In this seriously abnormal action, he assumed the role of helping the evildoers.
That's right, Monina boiled the water, she boiled her captain herself...
Of course, I know that waiting for a pot of boiling water is impossible to cause any harm to Ding Dong, but you have to understand that we still use this pot for cooking, so every time we eat in the future, we will recall that it was used Come to boil the jingle, do you think I can still eat it
I have given Ding Dong the blood sample collected from Mars. She just touched the blood sample, and the latter disappeared without knowing where it went. After asking, I found out that Ding Dong had transformed it into a "concept" and uploaded it to God Realm, let those God Realm experts analyze the source of these life samples.
Ding Dong continued to arch on my shoulders. The little thing was still glowing with a lovely pink color. She was originally a little guy carved in pink and jade, but now she looks even more crystal clear. She just came out of the pan. The faint fragrance on Hui's body has dissipated, and now only when he gets close can he faintly smell a refreshing but indistinguishable fragrance. Now I am confused by two points. The first is that such a small thing is still there. There will be body fragrance, and the second is... Where is the contradiction and feeling of the four words "Ding Dang out of the pot..."
"Huh...huh...huh..." Ding Dong snorted and rolled, and she felt sleepy after the sauna. Seeing the cute and silly look of the little thing, I can't say any blame now, I can only He poked the little guy's head to make Ding Dong wake up from his semi-confusion, and then asked her how long it would take to track down the source of those creatures.
After all, even if the voyage log is deciphered, we can only know which world the disintegrated starship passed through, and who occupied that ancient spaceship needs to be given by the life protoss who has all the life account books. Answer.
"Probably soon, a day or two," the little guy hugged my earlobe sleepily, "Ding Dong has been uploaded to 'search', there are many idle protoss waiting to return to the question every day."
"Search it? What is that?" I frowned, and a long-lost feeling of cheating came over me.
"Search, encyclopedia, question and answer, comprehensive network," Ding Dang said proudly, "if you don't know it, just 'search it', this is the common sense of the protoss, many protoss are used to sharing their discoveries on that, and there are special answers There are sections for various questions, the title of answering questions for the first time is the preschool class, and after accumulating experience, you can be promoted to a tutor... "
With a pale complexion, I patted Ding Dong's head so that the little thing didn't have to explain it in such detail, and then I began to think about a question with my head down, whether Father God knows Robin Li...
Monina is still busy at the stove. After all, she is not willing to throw away the pot of jingle soup. Now she is putting honey, black tea, olives and strange spices in it. On the chopping board next to her, yellow peaches are cut into pieces Sydney pears are diced and apples are sliced, all kinds of fresh fruits are processed into exquisite materials that can be directly placed in museums as works of art, just like the materials for making fruit soup. I just guessed their functions, but unfortunately I didn’t dare to confirm it. I didn’t slap my head until a dark girl who seemed to be out of her mind poured these things into the pot of boiling water just now: “Monina, don’t you Do you think the thing you made is a bit out of curiosity?"
"Why?" Monina turned her head and looked at me strangely while stirring a large pot of fruit soup, "It's not dirty, the body of a goddess is a clean body beyond anything, this pot of assorted fruit captain soup is definitely better Any kind of food you've ever seen is clean."
I was almost convinced by Monina in an instant: Yes, of course this thing is not dirty, don’t talk about this, just the protoss five-person group, any one is in the "unpolluted" state, I have already discovered this situation , that is, unless they themselves agree, nothing in the world can stay on the body of the five, including a speck of dust and a drop of water. This kind of power tamed all the Chinese pastoral dogs within a radius of 20 kilometers in one afternoon. This kind of awe-inspiring aura has nothing to do with their usual temperament. Even a timid and cowardly guy like Lin, standing in the rain When he was inside, all the wind and rain did not dare to come within half a meter of him: this is the inviolability of the gods.
Even if they are contaminated with dirt due to various special reasons, those dirt will disappear automatically.
Jingle is no exception, although she often gets so dirty from doing weird experiments or going to weird places that I have to keep a big bottle ready to bathe her , but in fact, even if no one cares, Ding Dong can purify herself without knowing it in a minute, but the magic is that Ding Dong doesn't seem to know this at all. Every time she gets herself dirty, she always He would appear in front of me very consciously, stretching out his dirty little arms and face to ask for a bath...
But having said so much, the immediate question is not at all whether this weird pot is dirty or not!
"You don't really intend to eat this, do you?"
The corners of my mouth twitched as I watched Monina stir up the Dingdang soup she was so proud of, and began to suspect that the reason why Monina came up with the idea of letting Dingdang wash the sauna in the pot was to use his captain to season it Des: The biggest dream of this girl of the Dark Goddess is to be the ultimate cook. If it wasn't for the Starfield Protoss standard clergy that doesn't include the option of God of Cooking, she would have already changed her job to become God of Cooking.
So it seems reasonable for her to use Ding Dong to develop new dishes
"This? Of course it's for eating, and most people don't dare to enjoy it." Monina picked up a piece of apple and put it in her mouth to taste it. "Today, I boiled it more... and washed it for five minutes. It's really different. Do you believe it?" Believe it or not, the value of this piece of apple, thrown in a knowledgeable world, can cause billions of people to fight? What did the gangsters say, using wine to refer to xxx’s blood, bread to xxx’s meat, and God’s Flesh and blood to gain virtue or something, isn't it just coquettish with this thing... "
"Then you can continue to enjoy your godly feast." I stepped back in cold sweat and wanted to leave the kitchen, feeling that I really didn't share the same worldview as this girl of the dark god, "I'll go back and see if Lilina is dead..."
"Hey wait!" Monina quickly flashed over holding a small bowl of fruit soup, "This is specially developed for you, if you bother me for such a long time, you have to show something, I'm not one of those careless people Lungless guy."
You hear the word! Development! She can use the word "research and development" for a bowl of food, do you think I can still eat this food
I looked at the fragrant fruit soup in Monina's hand with grief and anger, and suddenly grabbed Ding Dong and licked it: "You should keep it for yourself, I will eat fresh..."
"Wow! Ah Jun, what are you doing! Ding Dong just took a shower, don't lick it!"
Monina nodded: "That's true."
I left the kitchen sweating profusely, just in time to meet Sandora who looked greedy. This girl didn't eat much at night, and she seemed to be hungry again at this time. When she saw me coming out of the kitchen, she immediately approached me with a smile : "Ah Jun, is there something delicious in it? It smells so good."
I took a weird look at my hand, Ding Dong was sitting in my palm, holding a handkerchief the size of a peanut and wiping my face vigorously, then nodded: "Monina is cooking fruit soup, but she used..."
"I suddenly remembered that there is still water on the fire. I have to go and see the wreckage. Don't worry that Tavel has already started to transcode the logbook!" Sandora crackled a lot of words, and before the words fell, it was over. Disappeared through the kitchen door.
Under the action of inertia, I completed the sentence just now: "It's jingle juice..."
Well, it seems that Sandora can taste the flesh and blood of the god that is said to be able to induce billions of mortals to fight today.
At this time, the movement on the second floor has gradually decreased. It seems that the three little ones have already decided the winner. Although I don't know how good Xiao Qijing's fighting power is, it is also the life that Alaya and I conceived together. I always firmly believe that she combines the superb martial arts skills of Angel Sister and my third...exquisite street fighting skills. Of course, Alaya may not have superb martial arts skills, but at least I still have street fighting skills, and this The technology has been completely taught to Xiao Qijing through spiritual sharing.
With a sense of comfort after the landlord's old fortune successfully entrapped the long-term worker, I stuffed the jingle in my pocket, walked squarely to the second floor, and came to Lilina's room, just as I raised my hand to knock on the door. But it was opened from the inside.
Lilina opened the door with disheveled clothes and tears on her face just like what happened to her just now, and lied weakly on my feet: "Boss... help me, I will never dare again..."
I never expected Lilina to turn into such a miserable state in a short time. It stands to reason that with the combat power of Mercury Lamp, even with a helper, it would not be able to achieve such a brilliant record, but the fact is this: the current Lilina, let alone that look The majestic archbishop looks like someone who throws money in front of her within five minutes of squatting on the street. Her clothes are so messed up that she is almost naked—even though she is not good-looking, her face is stained with colorful paint and her hair is messed up. Like a chicken coop, black feathers covered his head and face, and there was a little doll hanging on his leg.
"Don't bring such fun..."
Lilina, who was wiped carelessly by me and threw her face on the bed, cried bitterly. Opposite her sat the arrogant Mercury Lamp and Xiao Qijing, who dozed off with her head down. , as soon as I met her, she went straight into my body... "
After Lilina's cries, the addition of the Mercury Lamp, and Xiao Qijing's messy description, I have completed the battle just now. In short, Xiao Qijing's special talent has made great contributions: she can parasitize any creature with a soul Even a demigod body like Lilina couldn't stop Xiao Qijing's parasitism.
This is normal, look at their parents, Alaya is at least at the level of Dingdang if it is divided according to the degree of mystery, it is no problem to give a true god level (but has no authority), so it has half of Alaya's soul Xiao Qijing herself is a demigod like Lilina, and she also has a father with unparalleled spiritual power...
The miserable appearance on Lilina's body was all torn up by herself. The first thing Xiao Qijing did after occupying her body was to take a cup of the sacred paint that Lilina usually used to draw runes. I guess Now the latter's stomach is still colorful, and then she began to control the host to roll on the ground, tear clothes, bite the pillow, stretch out the legs to be bitten by the mercury lamp, although Lilina can find a chance to breathe every one or two minutes, put the little Qijing was expelled, but there was a mercury lamp nearby to make trouble, as long as she was distracted, Xiao Qijing would have another opportunity to take advantage of.
Then there is no more.
"Boss, your niece needs education, definitely serious education," Lilina Lihua rubbed against my arm in the rain, trying to transfer the paint on my sleeve, "Is there such a bully? I have to put everything in my mouth and bite it, dare to say that it is not her own mouth, woo woo woo, luckily there are no mice in my house... "
I slapped it down: "Don't say such a disgusting thing!"
Lilina resolutely lay down and went sad.
"Come here, both of you." I waved to the two culprits, Mercury Lamp shrank her neck, and woke up Xiao Qijing who had already started snoring, and pulled her sister to stand in front of me, bowed her head and said nothing.
"Do you know it's overdone?"
Mercury Lamp lowered his head: "I know..."
Xiao Qijing also followed suit: "Did you have a headache..."
I continued to be pleasant: "Lilina is also your sister."
"How old is she this year? I'm hundreds of years old." Mercury Lamp immediately tossed her hair in disdain, and Xiao Qijing also said, "Hundred years old."
"Don't make trouble, you're only two months old," I said with a serious expression, "and we'll count each other—Lilina is your older sister anyway, so don't go too far in the future, even though she's black-bellied and vicious-tongued and bullies others, she'll take the initiative to tease you this time It can be said that he deserved what he deserved, but... "
Lilina said sadly: "Boss, please show mercy to Lori."
I squeezed the girl's face: "Shut up, you figure out which time you fought with Mercury Lamp and you didn't start the fight. You bully others every time. Are you not satisfied with being bullied once in a while?"
Lilina realized that she had lost all her skills and had betrayed her relatives, so she pouted and kept silent, while I continued to educate Mercury Lamp and Xiao Qijing with a pleasant face: "So now you know what to do?"
Mercury Lamp bowed her head and said nothing, while Xiao Qijing dozed off with her head down.
"Very good, good attitude, let's not take it as an example - go downstairs and have some snacks!"
Mercury Lamp cheered: "Long live!" Then fled out with Xiao Qijing who hadn't reacted yet, leaving Lilina jumping up and down like a fur: "Hey, hey! Boss! No, it's not so obvious to be biased. , It means forget it this time? I drank half a liter of ink! And look at my clothes, my hair, the two most important things for a lady have been desecrated, okay... "
"Okay, okay, let Xiaodeng occasionally, usually you are the one who bullies her." I twisted Lilina's face, she looked at me indignantly for a while, and finally shook her head resignedly: "Your daughter I love her too much." Then snapped my fingers, and the green light curtain swept across from the beginning to the end, and the messy chicken nest, rags, rainbow paint, and tooth marks on the entire leg disappeared immediately, as if It has been so clean from the beginning—except for chicken feathers, Lilina's divine power is limited, and this does not belong to her cleaning scope.
"To be honest, is Xiao Qijing really that powerful?" I asked curiously while helping Lilina clean the chicken feathers off her head.
"Of course I let her do it," Lilina suddenly raised her head arrogantly, and her short legs slapped cracklingly on her breasts. "This Pope is a master, just waiting for a spirit body. How could he control it..."
"Don't brag," I patted her, "Qijing's source of spiritual power is me, and within 500 meters of me, she can act like a perpetual motion machine. I'm just asking you, what is her spiritual parasite all about?" ?”
Knowing that this question was not just a joke, Lilina also became serious: "To be honest, this is the first time I have seen such a weird ability. There is no relevant record in the mystical books in the temple. A spirit body can parasitize like a living thing. In another spiritual body, she can also control the behavior of the host, and she can not only parasitize the souls of other people, but also use other people's spiritual power as food—if your spiritual power is not abnormal, I'm afraid you won't wait for that child Learn to control your own strength, and you will make her look like a fool, the kind who drools against the sunset every afternoon."
"Just say that you don't understand what's going on."
"I just don't understand, there's nothing shameful about it, knowledge is boundless," Lilina shook her finger sternly, looking like a little grown-up, "but I guess it has something to do with you—your identity as a void creature, it seems It has already led to a lot of unclear things. Father God said that you, boss, are a source of information interference, and everything related to you is shrouded in a vortex similar to fate. I am afraid that the child is also, her life form does not conform to that in the temple. As for the definition of 'life', perhaps because of this, she is not troubled by any life form, but can parasitize in the spirit of any creature, absorb nutrients, control, and even kill the host. This is a very dangerous ability. "
"That's why I usually don't dare to let her out." I rubbed my forehead with a headache, "I don't have the concept of good and evil, and I don't know the priorities. Xiao Qijing and you have a good relationship, but she still treats you decisively. The reason why she used mental parasitism, which is extremely harmful, is because she didn't know that it could kill people—fortunately, it couldn't hurt you."
"Who said it can't be hurt!" Lilina grinned, "It hurt! It hurt the dignity of a lady! When I was parasitized for the first time, I was really controlled by her and did a lot of embarrassing things!"
After thinking about it, I still think that Lilina deserves it, she is usually too cheap, and today she paid back her capital with interest! RO