At the smoky Malatang stand on the side of the road, the two imperial heads of state sat down at their desks and ate their mouths full of oil. Sandora had already piled up plates half a meter high in front of her, and she threatened people that if they didn't hurry up, the leftovers After all the hot and spicy dishes were served, she ate the plates. We all believed that she would do what she said, and Cu Chulainin believed even more, so the hard-working spearman could only shed bitter tears and opened all doors. The meridian is so clear that I can't wait to toss his pile of tools. As for Yingling Weigong, Sasaki and other scholars, they pushed their stalls and fled away as early as the moment Her Majesty started eating. The city management followed suit.
For Cu Chulainn, working in the food industry under the eyes of the Queen is probably his biggest mistake. If he can go back in one piece today, I think he can be left with a lifelong disability that makes his calf twist when he sees cooked food, and then Live on sashimi for the rest of your life.
"Another 30 dishes, all kinds of dishes!" Sandora didn't care, she was the queen, and it was enough to fill her stomach, so she wiped out the food with an astonishing speed and graceful movements that didn't match her at all. , she was still urging the dishes to be served.
Cu Chulainn burst into tears, and said on the spot that it was impossible for Her Majesty to eat him. There have always been only two existences in this world who can supply food to Sandora in real time, and one is the omnipotent Anveena. One is the all-encompassing nature, but Cu Chulainn is just a heroic spirit, okay? Malatang's kung fu is still his hobby after teaching Misaka martial arts, how could he provide it!
Later, I saw that Ya was really unlucky, so I had to point out the way for him, leaned over and muttered in a low voice: "Just serve it, as long as the ingredients are enough, Sandora doesn't care about the taste." Opening her mouth to eat a periodic table of elements, does she still know saltiness? The tooth marks on the cabinets at home, can you say that they are caused by the delicious and reliable stainless steel
Cu Chulainn was not stupid, he understood my implication on the spot, so he started to serve Sandora with lettuce and raw meat. Sure enough, Her Majesty was still very happy, and even found no food at all. The taste has changed.
Whenever I encounter this kind of situation, I still feel guilty towards Guidora, and I always feel that I am bullying her, because everyone in the family has a not very good habit, that is, when eating, I encounter unhealthy food. Sandora will stuff everything she likes or leftovers, sometimes even including watermelon rind and egg shells. When Anwena cooks, Sandora will always cat in the kitchen and use egg shells and onions Peeled potato sprouts and even disposable plastic bags for appetizers. Since this girl entered the kitchen, she has even saved the trash can—in fact, the last trash can in the kitchen was eaten secretly by Sandora in the middle of the night. She usually disposes of nearly half of our family's similar domestic waste, and directly caused the six stray cats who lived near our house to make a living by digging through trash cans, and finally ran to another street aggrieved, and fought with the local wild cats a few days.
In addition, when Mercury Lamp first arrived at our house, we thought Sandora was a doormat, and our group of bullies were making her eat garbage...
Well, it is inevitable that there will be such misunderstandings when meeting for the first time, but since Mercury Lamp found out that his little
After the comb was eaten by Sandora, she didn't think so, and deeply realized that Sandora might be the one with the highest life index in this weird family: after all, even though we fed her garbage, we also fed her ten thousand The big LCD TV you bought back, right? Have you seen anyone who can be so extravagant that the dessert after dinner is just a 60-inch large LCD plus two iPhone4s
"Eat slowly, and no one will grab you."
I coughed twice and asked Sandora to pay attention to her image, but this reminder is mostly meaningless, because Sandora's image is really good when she eats, except for her speed, her performance in other aspects All noble as a princess, again, except for speed.
Medusa in casual clothes sat across the table, staring at me with a helpless expression, and was interrupted several times when she wanted to talk, until Sandora's eating speed slowed down a little, and I had time to look up at her, She just shrugged dumbfoundingly: "Boss, do you have time to listen to me now?" Teach her how to eat this kind of food, "But it's nothing to worry about. Is it a big deal for me?" Use chopsticks to stroke it into the saucer, stir it back and forth, and then show a surprised expression after putting it in her mouth. Obviously, Medusa, who is a bit lonely and petty, has never eaten Malatang before. Qiu Lin and Hong A are not the same kind of people who dare to squat by the Fairy Lake to fish for mermaids in big underpants.
But this does not prevent Medusa, who has the temperament of a princess, from being conquered by Mala Tang, after all, the latter has already conquered a real queen.
"But if they really go up, will there be any trouble?" Medusa asked with a conscientious attitude, frowning, "They will go to the moon in two days."
I grabbed a bunch of beef balls that were glowing with oil, and looked up at the sky. Behind the clear sky above my head was the huge and mysterious curved surface of the parent star. Two seconds later, Gaia might have noticed my sight and controlled it. The light on the parent star gave me a "smiley face" pattern.
I sighed silently, bowed my head, Gaia seemed to be starting to learn bad things.
Medusa has been sitting here for ten minutes, mainly to report to us some information about the suppression of aliens around the world. There is also a disturbing news. First of all, the demons and ghosts around the world have been successfully suppressed, and there are more than 20 more Within hours, the concentration of phantom energy between the Earth and the Moon system will decay to a safe value, and they will be completely fine at that time. This incident is surging in the dark world, and even has a certain degree of influence on ordinary people. There have been a lot of incidents and so-called "miracles", but they are all controlled to the point where public opinion can handle them. The heroic spirits and the 〖Central〗 Ten Sets have made great contributions, and the disturbing news is nothing Good thing: the United States is cooperating with Russia to land on the moon again, and the pilots have been selected.
What's even more surprising is that their spacecraft was launched two days later.
"Everyone has the cards, and for them, they won't even need to use their cards to organize a man to go to the moon within a few days." Sandora said to me with a serious expression, "Peace Under the current state, it may take a long time to plan and prepare for a moon landing, but if the situation requires it, launching a man to the moon is nothing more than a space flight at a far distance for the earthlings. They 1969 We took a small step on the moon in 2010. How could it be possible if there has been no progress in more than 30 years? In recent years, human exploration activities on the moon have only slowed down, but it does not mean that their space technology has not developed.
"That's true." I reached out to help Sandora wipe the corners of her mouth, and after I finished wiping, I fed her a tissue. The manned Mars landing module, they should also have a lunar landing spacecraft that can be used directly."
"Wrong, they didn't." Sandora shook her head. "I just checked the information link. Several countries participating in this moon landing plan... have no manned moon landing spacecraft that can be used immediately. In a few days, humans There is potential, but the potential is also hateful. They can only temporarily find a spacecraft that was supposed to perform another space mission, and forcefully drop a machine on the moon. As for manning, it is impossible at all. It is only an unmanned probe that needs a lot of preparation time to land on the moon, and this probe has only a 50% chance of successfully landing. After all, the current aerospace technology of mankind is still subject to the "window period". Today is not a good time to explore the moon. Medusa, your intelligence is a bit off. The manned moon landing was just rejected by their meeting six minutes ago, because involving astronauts in this kind of operation that is almost destined to never return will cause public opinion disaster. "
At this moment, I feel a little strange: on the other side of the earth, a group of people with the most say on the planet are sitting in the parliament building and discussing the emergency lunar exploration activities that may change the history of mankind. At one end, a young couple sat at the Malatang booth and discussed the same thing in real time, and more advanced, strictly speaking, the latter's "Malatang meeting" was more important than the former one.
"By the way, why are they suddenly going to the moon? What did they do a few days ago?"
I spread my hands, expressing that I was a little baffled by the high-level officials of the countries on Earth. After the impact on the lunar surface, I thought that human beings might not be able to restrain their curiosity after all, and chose to go to the moon to see what was going on, but I didn’t expect them to choose At such a juncture, seeing that everything is calm...
"Politics of low civilization, it's all about this column." Sandora looked clear, nodding her head as she said, "Two days ago, they argued with each other, and in the middle two days they argued fiercely. The conclusion was drawn in minutes. Immediately after the impact on the lunar surface, countries all over the world had proposals to go to the moon to check the situation, but no one dared to do it first. It was only now that a decision had to be made, and then several countries were ready to join forces. Exploring the moon, wrangling until now and finally come up with a definite plan, in fact, it should be the observation data of alien races that forced them to make a quick decision."
I was taken aback: "Observe the numbers"
"Psychic energy readings between the Earth-Moon system" Sandora nodded, "Humans don't understand what kind of energy this is, but at least they can observe it. The phantom energy radiation in the Earth-Moon system has dropped sharply in the past two days. Twenty hours later It will be reduced to the point that it will no longer affect any matter on the earth, and it will disappear completely after six days at the most. Human scientists will definitely not be able to sit still in this situation, and those politicians with a keen sense of smell are not fools. No one wants to watch An opportunity that could change the history of mankind just slipped away in the meeting: although no one knows what this opportunity is.
Anyway, now they have come up with a lot of secret treasures, which are enough for them to launch a recoverable probe to the moon without prior preparation. "
"By the way, hasn't research involving phantom energy (scientists on Earth call it "zero, energy) been banned by governments? "
"The study of psionic energy is prohibited because the properties of this energy may overturn the existing human physics foundation, but even if you don't study it, it's always okay to see where the energy comes from in the past?"
Sandora started talking more when she was full, as if she was resurrected with full blood, and she looked like a cheerful and optimistic silly girl. I know this is because the current matter is not a problem in her eyes, of course it is to me It's the same for me, but even if it's not an issue, I can't leave it alone, so I connected to the spiritual connection with a few people in my family, and greeted me on the public channel, and immediately the whole family and a bunch of idlers went online.
"Ah Jun, Ah Jun, is there any magic horse for fun?" Of course Qian Qian was the first to bluff, she knew that I went to Shadow City to read the logbook, so now I am eager to know if I have gone to another world to disturb me again. Chances of wind and rain.
"It's nothing, several countries want to go to the moon, they launch the spaceship in two days"
Lìlina immediately yelled: "Oh! Boss, you wait, it's time for Lilina to make a contribution. Then I will stab the spaceship down for you... Wow! Sister, I was wrong!"
There was a flurry of flying and jumping in the mental connection. Obviously, a bunch of idle long-haired guys at home became excited after finally having something that interested them, and after Lilina decided to poke down the spaceship, the protoss five-member group also Immediately got involved and came up with a lot of constructive ideas like smashing it down with Lynn's shield, pulling it down with a rope, fanning it down with wings, knocking it down with Ilson's face frontally...
Anyway, as soon as the topic started, it immediately focused on how to toss down the spacecraft that was launched two months later.
I had to yell loudly to get them to be quiet, and immediately ruled out Lilina's second plan of "breaking the ass off", and then asked Viska to answer.
In the current situation, Viska is the well-deserved party. After all, the human detector is about to fall on her head, even though the size of that detector is not even comparable to a dust in Viska's other body .
"How do you feel about Earthlings throwing stones at your head?"
Lìlìna was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so she said in the onlooker channel eccentrically, with a tone of wishing to immediately advocate for Viska to destroy the world.
Viska thought for a few seconds. I was really worried that she would make a decision to shoot down the spaceship of the earthlings from the moon. With this little girl's lunatic character, it is not impossible.
But what was particularly unexpected was that after thinking for a while, Weiska said slowly, "Whatever, I've already filled those three craters."
Immediately, everyone expressed horror in the spiritual connection.
Lilina is the craziest one, and naturally she is also the loudest one in this situation. This girl yelled on the spot: "Hey, hey, is there any mistake! When humans want to land on the moon, they will throw you on you for no reason. A small stone and throwing a pile of inexplicable domestic garbage on you, can you tolerate it? At this time, the world should be nuclear-leveled and unified, and the horizon illuminated by helium flashes is your true destination!"
After Lilina finished speaking, she screamed again, obviously, the elder sister once again used the family education method.
Viska didn't care about Lilina's agitation, no one knew what was going on in her mind, but I seemed to see that girl's little confused face through a spiritual connection, she thought for a long time, and said in a daze: "Let's go to the moon, anyway, they have several satellites circling around me all day long, I'm used to it, and I think it's quite fun"
When Weiska said it was fun, he was obviously stunned for a moment, as if he was looking for words to describe the situation, and then he said firmly: "It's like playing with ants, watching them crawl around and explore the grass. Brother, I found an ant hole at the door!"
When I heard this, I was cleared up, but my heart was a little chilled.
It is not out of generosity that Viska can tolerate humans launching probes to the moon, tolerating a bunch of satellites flying around in front of "myself", and even tolerating humans leaving all kinds of weird instruments and equipment on the surface of the moon. It's that she doesn't treat people on Earth as human beings at all.
When humans launched probes to the moon, Viska actually treated them with the mentality of playing with ants!
Although we have long known that this little lunatic is a particularly reckless guy, and that she has no guilt at all about things like genocide, this is the first time we have experienced this so intuitively.
"It seems that there is still a long way to go to correct Hueska's worldview."
Sandora whispered to me in the encrypted channel, "She lacks the [moral] morality that the Xiling apostle should have in this regard. A civilized civilization should be admirable no matter how clumsy it is when exploring the universe. , that girl doesn't seem to have any similar thoughts at all."
Sandora was right, but no one could blame Viska for this. After all, when the child most needed to shape the world view of the Apostles of Xiling, she was being hunted down by her compatriots.
Viska said that he has no opinion on the imminent exploration of the moon by human beings. Although the reason for this lack of opinion is not very bright, at least I don’t have to worry about the urgent launch of the lunar probe by all countries in the world because of the interest of a bunch of troublemakers at home. On the contrary, my elder sister and Sandora also became concerned about this special human space operation. The specific manifestation is that they actually started watching the news broadcast...
This lunar exploration program was broadcast on the news the next morning, and it was broadcast simultaneously by all major media around the world. Countries around the world that have the ability to shoot into space finally worked together to do one thing this time, so The leaders of the countries involved in this operation have spared no effort to describe it as a milestone human turning point, that is, "we are about to unravel the ultimate question of whether human beings are alone in the universe." But I think they want to unravel Viska's veil, ...,
Some people with a keen sense of smell will naturally find it tricky. The easiest thing to think of is that some countries have been hiding their own space power, and they will launch a lunar probe within two days without any preparations. Counting from the day when the lunar surface hit, there is only seven or eight days of preparation time), which has exceeded the current level of human spaceflight known to ordinary people, which clearly shows that some people are hiding their secrets, but now no one cares Computing these above, the energy radiation in space is weakening every minute and every second, and now it has attenuated by 60%, and it hardly interferes with any artificial satellites. We can only use sophisticated instruments to confirm that these energies are still passing through the moon. Slowly spreading from the center, no one knows what hit the moon, but no one wants to miss this opportunity to see what happened. Scientists have said that there may be a celestial body with huge energy on the back of the moon, but now This celestial body is transforming into an ordinary stone, you don't want to expose your spaceflight capabilities? It's ok, just don't cry when people come back from the back of the moon with enough technology to advance their technological level for a thousand years.
Although countries have banned direct research on energy that seriously violates common sense in physics, it is impossible to stop the most instinctive human impulse to go to the source of energy emission, which is curiosity and exploration.
So, as time went by, the most time-consuming space operation in human history named "Dark Side of the Moon" finally kicked off on time.