It was just dark today, and an informal criticism meeting was held at home. The protagonist of the criticism meeting was our clever and cute liìlìna who is 1.09 meters in length~
Of course, this is what she calls herself, and the person who presides over the criticism meeting is our wise, powerful, magnanimous, benevolent and virtuous head of state. Of course, this is what I call myself.
The theme of the criticism meeting was whether a certain girl who was talking nonsense and irresponsibly and making a lot of movies should be punished for a week of pickles and cakes.
Lilina sat obediently on the ponytail, counting her toes with her head down like an angry little daughter-in-law. If she had a handkerchief in her hand, she should be able to act on the big screen directly as the kind of girl who was sold since she was a child. The poor little maid who was beaten, scolded and endured hunger and cold all day long, and in front of her, my elder sister, my lord, and other parents gathered in a semicircle to give an all-round probative education to this flirty girl.
Seeing that they had nothing to do, the little ones ran wildly in the living room. Little Bubble held up a bottle of hairspray and drove the nine-tailed fox to the top of the cabinet, while An Weina hugged herself tearfully at the other end of the cabinet. For fear that the fox's pile of big tails would accidentally sweep his own nest down, Viska found a long bamboo pole and was trying to poke the crow and the fox down together. The magic mirror that was pulled down from the frozen continent of the God Realm is asking a hundred thousand why, and the mirror is already going crazy.
For the first time, Mercury Lamp didn't mess around with a bunch of little ones. She was blaming her precious yogurt bottle and sitting next to her, admiring Lilina's training, laughing while listening, not realizing that her yogurt had been secretly replaced by Lilina It became rice soup...
The family is as lively as ever, and the only Liliana who can't play as crazy as usual is now under great pressure. After the parents' consultation, the number of inspections she has to write will soon exceed the 10,000-word mark.
And next week, it is very likely that he will be sentenced to the death penalty of eating pickles and cakes. Back then, people like Ji Xingshan who didn't eat oil and salt were all defeated by this trick.
In fact, the mistake Lilina made was not just a simple nonsense that led to the destruction of the Dragon Constellation by the fleet today. We mainly calculated the series of mischievous actions of this girl, from the moment she recklessly appeared in front of the lunar rover. She spread all kinds of fallacies and heresies through the website of Great Love Without Borders, and then she cheated a group of the best experts and scholars on the earth to achieve her ulterior purpose. She was not allowed to cry for 40 to 50 minutes. Of course, human beings have no right to judge her, and this girl's series of behaviors have our connivance in it, but now the matter is almost over, and it is necessary to educate her.
Let her know that she must be responsible for doing similar things in the future. For example, the unlucky Draco, in order to prevent human beings from developing super-light speed observation technology hundreds of years later, they will find themselves in the first contact with aliens. After making a big mistake, Sandora resolutely ordered to change the Vengeance Fleet's actual combat training site to the Dragon Constellation, and that place should evaporate in more than 20 hours.
Of course, in addition to the above-mentioned many righteous reasons, there is another important reason for Lilina's criticism, which is that I think it is quite interesting. Is it boring to tease my own girl, do you have any opinions
"Did you know you were wrong later?"
Just like every parent who is obedient and seductive and hides his sarcasm, after explaining the disadvantages of Lilina's escapism, I touched the top of the little girl's head with a smile on my face, and said something very kindly.
Obviously, even though she has a soul like a royal sister, Lilina is already used to the life of pretending to be a loli, she shook her head subconsciously and hummed on the spot, and then woke up suddenly after three to five seconds, and nodded quickly: "I know I was wrong, and I won't play like this in the future."
"What's your main mistake this time?" Qianqian also tried her best to keep a straight face, pretending to be a good teacher, and began to recall the expression of the person facing her when she was slipped out by the head teacher six years ago and tried her best. She imitated it, completely ignoring that she is usually a more lethal troublemaker than Lilina. In addition, I guess she really doesn't know what Lilina's main mistake is. This girl Qianqian came here purely to join in the fun.
"You shouldn't make fun of the whole world, you have to be responsible for what you say, and the development of civilization can't be disrupted at will." Lilina wrung her fingers and repeated one by one what my sister and I said to her just now. Okay, these are the things that Lilina must receive education, she is so used to not taking anything seriously, she even dares to joke about the development process of the entire race, this must be educated.
"One more thing." I knocked Lilina on the head and pointed to the bottle in Mercury Lamp's hand, "You shouldn't bully Xiaodeng. What did you pour into her bottle?"
As soon as the words fell, Mercury Lamp finally realized that there was something wrong with the taste in his mouth, and immediately threw the bottle and rushed towards Lilina to make a mess.
The criticism meeting cannot be held here, I clapped my hands and stood up, ready to take the
After being rescued by Yakumo Lan, who was tossing and blowing his hair, Lin Xue suddenly poked my arm and said in a low voice: "Don't think too much, it's a good thing for human beings. …
"I know, it's always good to make progress, but Lilina's character needs to be beaten."
With a headache, I glanced at Liliana who was riding on the back of the Mercury Lamp, desperately winding the latter with a brass key, causing the puppet girl to keep screaming, "Fortunately, she didn't make nonsense that she was here to conquer on behalf of the Ursa Major constellation." On the earth, if there is a world war now, when the Shaxian snacks are closed, do you believe that Sandora can eat Lilina raw?" Lin Xue looked at me speechlessly: "Is there any sense in what you say?" "Okay, okay, I'm used to it... Anyway, you know what I want to say, Lilina, girl, you can't let it go, she is too dangerous for ordinary people."
"At least it's much better than when I first came here." Lin Xue's tone was very relaxed, "Don't worry, I'm watching, she can't play huā, you planned to let me watch her, right?" I hehe Yile was about to answer, but he heard an exclamation of "Wow" not far away, and Yakumo Lan lay down on the floor gorgeously: Weiska finally managed to stab her down.
"Don't make such a fuss." I straightened my neck and yelled at a group of young people who were already crazy to the ceiling at the other end of the living room, and after confirming that there was no need to rescue Yakumo Lan, I decisively reached out Lilina lost her mind, "Go back and write the inspection! Hand it in next week!" The little girl went back to the house as if she was in mourning.
At this time, human scientists certainly didn't know that the "moon girl" who had brought about earth-shaking changes to their worldview was crying and squatting at the small desk writing the inspection, and they were completely immersed in the marvel of extraterrestrial life.
After Liliana left those meteorites, the energy fields on the meteorites were also completely cleaned up, and scholars can safely observe life samples from another world under microscopes and various high-tech equipment, such as those in Azeroth. Paramecium or something.
These small things that are completely different from the living things on earth make people ecstatic. Their cells are very close to the cells of living things on earth, but in order to adapt to the energy environment of another world, their cells contain many organelles that humans can't guess the function of. The composition of tissue fluid is also very different from that of life on Earth. On the second day after the meteorite sample was cut and studied, scientists also discovered another thing, that is, the cell tissue of "exoplanet life" contains two sets of energy systems, one It is the same biochemical energy conversion mechanism as the earth's organisms, and the other is a "natural energy harvesting organ" that is more efficient and exerts more power, but it seems that it cannot provide energy for organic life itself. Simply put, these The tenacious organelles respond to, and process directly, electrical, thermal, magnetic and even radiant energy—scientists still have no idea how these oddball cells process this energy and what they do with it You know, anyway, they don't think these things can be used to maintain life. This is a very disappointing point for scientists: all biological tissues in the meteorite samples have lost their activity, and they cannot observe with their own eyes how they function when they are alive, and they have no way of knowing what their inexplicable organelles are for. Participate in the research The only possibility that experts in cosmology and life science can guess is that the planet these cells come from is full of lethal radiation and electromagnetic field environments. When living things evolve in this environment, they will naturally produce functions that can directly use the above-mentioned dangerous energy. Or the nose can also explain what happened to the energy storm that swept the world after those huge "arks" fell on the moon...
No one would associate these things with deer magic and elemental energy. Although there are similar things on the earth, the operation methods of the two are completely different. Even if the life in the two worlds can learn the skills of the other world, their own The physical attributes will not be the same, this is the difference in the world. What's more, how can a group of scientists understand the arcane? The Olympic math is still in the first few days. We are all following and peeping with great interest... Observing the work of the earth scientists, watching them study those green objects almost all night without sleep. Stone, those dedicated researchers put forward countless hypotheses about extraterrestrial life and conjectures about the ecological environment of the universe. Due to the limitation of cognitive level, these conjectures and assumptions may be overthrown in a few decades, and they can really meet the requirements of the universe. Actually, it is no more than 10% so far. However, for the exploration of life in the universe, which has never progressed for many years, this is already an indescribably great progress.
In the private sector, the enthusiasm of ordinary people about the "moon" and "exoplanet life" has not cooled down over time, but has continued to rise, and eventually a series of complex long-term industries will be formed, such as the exploration of extrasystem life. All kinds of theme websites, media and peripheral industries with famous names, these companies that have sprung up like mushrooms are developing rapidly, fully taking advantage of the novelty psychology of the public, and cleverly fermenting this momentum until it is unstoppable, perhaps some of these emerging companies Some will slowly shrink as the information flowing to the people dries up, but one-third of them are destined to thrive: they are truly backed by state machinery or scientific research organizations.
Those big men finally realized that this is a wave destined to sweep through every level of society, whether politicians or ordinary people, have the right to live in this great era of exploring the universe, so for the first time, governments of various countries will discuss "external" The research results of "Life" have been open sourced.
In fact, there is no way if it is not open source, because there is a mysterious organization that always broadcasts these research results all over the world within 30 seconds after they get new results. w's mysterious tv station...
This kind of behavior that is beneficial to all mankind but has no benefit to the self-interest of some countries has angered many governments, especially the United States, a country that prides itself on high technology, and cannot tolerate every satellite of its own being destroyed by this The ghost channel was wantonly occupied, and the White House issued three consecutive "ultimatums" with harsh words and content that made ordinary people somewhat inexplicable, announcing that "a certain" organization was testing the standard line of terrorists...
Lìlìna launched a resolute counterattack. The counterattack method is to play the selected episode of Phoenix Legend every 30 minutes on any electronic device that can emit sound in the United States, including the president's mobile phone and the broadcasts of all nuclear bases in the United States. system.
According to reliable sources, after two days of tossing like this, every staff member of the White House walks in fours and fours. …
Facts have proved that in terms of destructive power, a Lilina with fully activated dark factors can basically surpass more than 20 Bin Ladens. My sister and I jointly issued a ban, strictly prohibiting Lilina from continuing to use her dangerous After her "education" thought subverted the world, the girl found another opportunity to resolve her crazy ideas, which was to use pranks to tease certain national governments that tried to take the research results of "extra-system life" as their own. America for doing it. It is said that her gorgeous counterattack led to the resignation of at least 200 senior officials in the United States. The White House tried to raise the banner of anti-terrorism while furious, but was met with a new round of [suppression] by Great Love Without Borders. [Suppression] 〗The method of suppression is a typical Lìlina way of thinking, no matter how rough it is: she asked people to cut off the information dissemination of all words related to "terrorism" in the United States, including wired telephones and telegrams, from the White House to the Capitol, as long as someone When the word "anti-terrorism" was mentioned, all communication lines would filter out these words. This caused the President to make 20 calls to the Secretary of Defense to discuss anti-terrorism. It can't be passed on. The Secretary of Defense thinks that the President has recently developed a bad taste. He called himself in the middle of the night and hung up after a single ring. So the US Secretary of Defense has no experience. He wants to stay in China for half a month. It's not surprising to see this kind of phone.
In short, in the end, Americans who have always been proud of high technology were blinded. They finally realized that something weirder than the stones on the moon was covering the land of the United States. If they wanted to continue to call for soldiers If we gather together to fight terrorism, then the only feasible means of communication should be pigeons and beacons.
But the 〖real〗 situation is even more ridiculous than that. After hearing my exclamation, Lilina said in a very admirable tone: "The carrier pigeon doesn't work either. I guess it won't wait for it to fly 20 kilometers before being caught by Shando." I ate it." So, in this gradually weird atmosphere, the world ushered in a new era...
After that, we have nothing to do. No one in this world can find out where the Great Love Without Borders is. Let the Americans continue to search for the terrorist organization they imagined, because the culprit of the whole incident, Liliana, has been captured by us. On the chain, officially grounded.
Speaking of Lilina, her mood has not been very high these two days. Originally, even in the grounded state, this girl would have a 30-minute warm-up fight with the mercury lamp every day after breakfast, and then run wildly upstairs and downstairs in the house. Or go to the yard to have sex, but she didn't do that recently. After eating, she nestled in her room, indifferent to the teasing of the mercury lamp, just browsing the web there, with a melancholy expression on her face.
Elder Sister is somewhat worried about this, but Lilina is not a character who can easily speak to others, even to her family members, she is used to hiding everything, so after the unanimous negotiation of the Three Aunts and Six Wives Promotion Association, My Elder Sister decided to send I'm going to find out the truth, just to see if Liliana has a bad stomach.
Although in my opinion, the scourge of Lilina belongs to the kind of virtue that has been passed down for thousands of years, her bad attributes can ensure that she can still create the next generation of human civilization alive and kicking more than 12,000 years after the end of the world, but sister Your lord's order, you can't disobey it.
Walking into Lilina's room filled with weird plants, although the color is like a girl's boudoir, but the atmosphere is like a haunted jungle, I found that the little girl is surfing the Internet, a website in English, which is about the study of extraterrestrial life. Latest progress~
A few zoomed-in Azeroth-origin cold viruses, and the upper half of the webpage is the theme of this website: a film of a little girl floating in mid-air, translucent, and silly.
"Boss" Lilina knew who came in without looking back, and waved to me, "This is so touching, it deeply touched a soft girl's heart...
I was very surprised, and thought that Lilina's lack of energy for two days could be because she was having sex in the room
"Look at this." Liliana pointed to a bunch of short sentences in English on the webpage and showed me: "A poem dedicated to the moon girl—although you are gone, we will always remember that you have come, Woohoo, I really should have kept my real name, it’s cheaper for those two Artemis…”
I:"… "
If I had known that this girl was narcissistic in her room for the past two days, I would have come to join in the excitement!
I knew what Liliana was talking about as soon as I heard it.
Due to well-known reasons, the spoiler of Great Love has forced the international community to disclose the research conducted in the "God Factory" in the Pacific Ocean. Most of the things that happened in the laboratory will be broadcast publicly on the Internet, even many secret experiments. This is no exception, and this is even more so for some videos that do not involve experimental secrets.
For example, after the meteorite sample was delivered to the laboratory, Liliana used the interstellar ghost "Artemis"
The reappearance of her identity, and the scene where she "disappeared" after leaving a bleak "last word" due to "exhaustion of energy".
The glorious civilization that has been destroyed, the lonely ark of life, the last soul of a world, the last words of "I just want you to remember that we once existed" before dissipating, and Lilina's beautiful and cute little face, all these Do you know how many tragedies and romantics have inspired infinite mourning by adding one thing to another
Anyway, Lilina has been narcissistic in the room for two whole days, and she hasn't finished all the prose poems related to herself on the Internet.