In fact, I have always thought that Bingtis is a very magical guy. This guy is bold and never knows how to lock her mouth. Basically, as long as she keeps her eyes open, anything that pops out of her mouth is full of possibilities. A real hooligan who dares to challenge his own father on the table, dares to discuss breastfeeding with a man, and dares to mention that taboo sentence in front of his elder sister:
"Why does she look like your mother?"
As soon as this sturdy sister opened her mouth, I felt that the surrounding air pressure was not right. My lord sister’s hair was obviously dancing without wind. The area around us was surrounded by black mist. It was already almost night on the top of Mount Olympus, but with Compared with the black air around my sister, it was almost as bright as the sun at 8 o'clock in the morning. Even Yakumo Zi, who is not afraid of anything, decisively opened a gap and jumped in. In the room, I stretched out a hand to wave the flowered handkerchief to say goodbye to us. Orange Meow let out a scream of "meow" and hid in Yakumolan's tail. I looked at Yakumolan's big furry tail and imagined Lian Pian, do you think this thing has the same principle as the doraemon’s pocket? Last time I saw this nine-tailed fox take out a ball of yarn from its tail...
Seeing that even Yakumo Lan's ears were pricked up, and the little fluff on his face was standing on end, I knew that if I didn't say anything, my lord sister would scare this canine and the cat in her tail to death, so I embarrassedly Coughed twice: "Well, sister, you are lucky, Bingtis's mouth is not a day or two."
I speculate that with Bingtis' thick skin, it is difficult for ordinary people to make this guy realize his mistake, so I can only smile apologetically to my elder sister, because I know that with my elder sister's gentleness, there is no real truth now. Angry, just a little bit upset.
I really miss this topic. In fact, Bingtis is not the first guy to make such complaints. Almost everyone who knows me and my sister will have such thoughts. If you think about it for a while, you will know what kind of situation it was like in the family where only you and your elder sister depended on each other. This girl who is only four or five years older than me is called my elder sister by myself, but she raised herself like a mother. Big, it’s hard for you to imagine how a little girl who is only ten years old brought a brother who is five or six years old all the way to today. It seems that I will never get rid of the habit of nagging my bad habits occasionally. It is not annoying, but it can only make people feel infinite warmth. Reminiscent of my mother...
For my elder sister, it is quite depressing to be complained about like this.
"Did the concubine say something wrong?" Bingtis suddenly poked my arm, looking at Sister Hei Huaxian, who was receiving her merits, "But the concubine felt that it was a compliment just now."
"If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb." I rolled my eyes at this guy, and pulled my elder sister to sit next to me. , my sister will spend her entire life on you."
"Huh—" Yakumo Lan, who was closest to us, breathed a sigh of relief as if he had been liberated. The fluff on his ears and tail that had been frightened just now gradually softened, then he lifted his feet and scratched his face, and ran away without a trace up.
Lin Xue looked at Yakumo Lan's back and waited for three seconds before asking in a low voice, "Did that cat demon not appear again?"
A group of us looked at the pile of tails of a certain fox girl with admiration, thinking that there is still an orange cat hidden in it, and sighed that Newton died so early. How do you think she did it? of…
"Master, there are a lot of people here..." An Weena squatted behind me shrinking her head. Out of the maid's self-consciousness, she insisted on not wanting to squeeze into the same table with the masters, and because she was afraid of strangers, she dared not go to the big bonfire. , so I could only squat in the back, and touched my arm pitifully, "Is the master really not going back to eat?"
As soon as I turned my head, I saw this little maid who was afraid of five elements was staring at me like a kitten that was about to be abandoned. Because the masters were not at home for dinner at night, I felt that I was about to be useless and had to be strong. I had the guts to go out with the hostesses, but when I arrived at the destination, I found that the situation was more dangerous than expected. This made An Weina tangled up. I watched with interest as the halo around this girl flickered like a neon Hong, it was too early to lament that Edison died.
"You should learn to adapt to a crowded environment." Lin Xue looked at An Weena very politely, "As a qualified maid, especially a maid with royal elements, you have to learn to speak on stage when the master needs it , organizing meetings, receiving envoys, arranging military exercises, attending events, holding rallies and…”
An Weina flickered for a moment without saying a word, her head was smoking and she lay on the ground motionless.
"It looks like the tungsten filament of this light bulb is blown out."
Miss Lin analyzed.
"By the way, why is there a banquet all of a sudden?" Elder Sister glanced at the bustling monsters around, and asked curiously, "And it's still on Mount Olympus?"
"It's not surprising when this group of monsters hold a banquet," I curled my lips. "Actually, Yakumo Zi encountered a ghost ship, and Hades also met some ghost ships at the edge of the world." The same space battleship, and then the two groups of people paid great attention to it, so they gathered together to discuss major issues. Halfway through the discussion, the monsters felt that so many people gathered together should of course celebrate, and then... what you saw gone."
"I'm afraid they will be able to have a carnival until the end of the world," Lin Xue sighed, covering her head. "Then, what's the matter with the ghost ship? Why is there such a thing?"
I tried to pinch the eldest lady's nose: "Are you a prophet, okay, and what about the time when you were listening to the inside story with others?"
"The Prophet doesn't turn on the radar 24 hours a day, who doesn't charge the phone, right?" The eldest lady hid aside before I started, and then stuck out her tongue cutely with this side, "This eldest lady is considered Seeing it, the more you know about some things, the more headache you will get. The day before yesterday, I managed to find a few interesting novels on the Internet. I accidentally made a prophecy, and my stomach was full of regrets—I even saw through the sequel that I planned to write three years later. How do you break it?"
I glanced at her silently: "Retribution, let you go to the library to circle the front of the detective novel and write that this is the murderer."
Sandora knocked on the table: "Hey, it's off topic, it's off topic."
I coughed, and told my elder sister and the others about the ghost ship verbatim. The girls listened very seriously, but except for the serious face of my elder sister, everyone else looked indifferent. Lin Xue This half-immortal has always been indifferent to everything, Saeko just can't understand what is the edge of the world, An Weina is trying to make herself glow blue, she wants to see if she can inspect money, Ding Dong is concentrating on dealing with the table The apple, the whole apple is a big challenge for her, because there is almost no place to bite.
In short, the family seems to be a bunch of heartless guys: thankfully the most heartless Qianqian has led the children to play with him, otherwise I would be even more entangled now.
"I said, you don't seem to be in a hurry at all. It seems that this is another small trouble?"
I tentatively talked to Ms. Lin. Although she can't say a lot about the future, she can still reveal some information with the help of our tacit understanding. Guessing a little bit of the future from her few words.
"Who knows, things that are not dangerous may not be turning points. The reason why the future is uncertain is that any inconspicuous thing can turn the final outcome upside down," Lin Xue shrugged seemingly indifferently, and then from He took out a hundred dollars from his pocket and put it in front of An Weina, "Hey, it's blue, I can see the anti-counterfeit mark..."
An Wei Na adjusted the spectrum, and it turned out that there was a fluorescent mark on the one hundred yuan, and I was completely dumbfounded, and I couldn't return to my soul for a long time: Can the latest generation of perfect maids also have the function of checking banknotes? Anveena how did you manage to emit ultraviolet light as a ghost
"This is really a profound skill that is difficult to master."
Saeko, who has practiced with Anveena for a long time, stared blankly at the "master" turning back and forth between ultraviolet rays and infrared rays like a police light. She was shocked and said, I think this cheap girl has always been with the abnormal Anwei. Na is together, and now the outlook on life is not right.
"It's not bad to mess around with these guys once in a while," my elder sister looked at Qianqian who was leading the children to dance with monsters not far away, and suddenly sighed leisurely, "Really, I prefer this life."
Living in peace and security with her family is the biggest wish of my elder sister. I am not surprised by this. From the beginning to the end, she is a person who likes peace. It may be related to her life experience. She feels that she can be stable. It is actually the happiest thing to spend every day happily. This is somewhat different from the life of the family now, but I have to admit that this is really in line with the style of my elder sister. I just face the sigh of my elder sister. I can only scratch my hair with some shame—what kind of a big man am I? I can’t even satisfy my sister’s little wish. Let alone a peaceful daily life, I have the impression that I haven’t been in a peaceful environment for a long time. Stayed for three months.
It may be that there is a real understanding, my sister glanced at me vaguely at this time, with a faint smile on the corner of her mouth: "But if this is always the case, people will be lazy. If you want to live a good life, you should always strive for it yourself." That's right, this is our family motto."
Bingtis touched my arm again: "Hey, I really think your sister is like your mother. My mother usually educates people like this. If you want a territory, you have to have big fists."
I finally know where Bingtis's weird world view originated from.
As a result, Sandora gave the rogue goddess a blank look, and corrected me: "The original sentence is: 'If you want believers to follow, you should pay your own sincerity', don't believe this guy's version, just that mouth, believe it or not She can translate for you the essays written by primary school students, which are the same as those written on the front line in Afghanistan.”
I feel more and more that Sandora has been deeply poisoned by myself...
At this moment, a very small and dull-sounding call suddenly came from the table, interrupting our conversation: "Ah! Who can help Ding Dong! I can't see the horse!"
I lowered my head in surprise, and found an apple jumping around on the table, and there were two bare feet under the apple: Ding Dong finally managed to find the opening from the apple (as far as I guess, she may have used it directly The face was smashed in, because from a mathematical point of view, it is impossible for her mouth to reach the pulp under normal circumstances), but it seems that she is too involved in eating, and the whole body has been completely eaten!
A muffled cry for help came from inside the apple: "I can't see it, I can't see it!"
Everyone looked at this little idiot in amazement. She was wearing an apple on her upper body and was stumbling around on the table. Normal people can't imagine how much space this little guy has in his brain for thinking. Eat an apple It is a treasure to be able to reach this level. Obviously, this little thing is so devoted to eating that he didn't pay attention to the surrounding environment. I don't know how this happened: after being with Jingdong for so long, I can basically know in an instant which direction her stupidity is coming from, which is really an amazing skill.
Of course, it’s fun to be cute with little things, but it seems that this panicked guy won’t be able to think of a way to get out of trouble for a while, so I planned to reach out to help, but the accident happened at this time, and I haven’t had time As for the action, Goddess Beans has bounced to the edge of the table, and then...
"Paji".
There was really a snap, followed by Ding Dang's joyful exclamation: "Wow! You can see the light again! Ding Dang is really amazing!"
Elder sister bends down to pick up Ding Dong, strictly speaking, picking up the apple, Ding Dong is still inside the apple, but his head sticks out from above, just as you imagine, Ding Dong landed on both feet, under the action of inertia , the apple fell, and this little head came out of it, thus forming the magical jingle sandwich apple candy, I think this is another miracle in culinary history after the boiled jingle, this guy’s head will not be repaired, Sooner or later, she will use herself as the main material to create a table full of Chinese people.
Ding Dong's arms were still trapped inside the apple, only the chest above and the calves were exposed, and the little guy's head was covered with pieces of pulp, but she didn't seem worried about her current state at all, instead she laughed and sat on the table Running up and down, as if it had become one with the apple, Saeko looked at it curiously for a while, then suddenly stretched out her hand and pushed the jingle... Then the little idiot started rolling along the table until the elder sister really Can't see past, stop her with a fork.
When the great and sacred Goddess of Life was enduring the ups and downs of life, Ilsen's thick and rough baritone voice came from the distant sky: "Hey, I'm rubbing it, I'm stupid!"
Suddenly I feel that the whole world is hopeless...
At this moment, a drunken voice suddenly came from the side: "Hajiu, Hajiusa, you don't have to work today, it's a good day for Hajiu..."
Before I could turn around, a strong smell of alcohol had already wafted over, and the identity of the visitor was already revealed. As expected, a pair of big sharp horns appeared in front of the table soon, and then a short little girl was holding a huge The wine gourd greeted us with a silly smile on his face: "Long time no see, good ⑨ no see, um, good wine... If you don't go to play, I'm here, I'll drink for you... Hiccup!"
The person who came was the most famous alcoholic in Gensokyo, Suika Ibuki, who possesses savage power and invincible capacity for alcohol. The reason why this guy joined the work is very subtle. First of all, she was lured in by Lingmeng's unscrupulous behavior... The red and white urban management officer told Cuixiang that as long as she becomes an urban management officer, she can get unlimited consumption in the employee-only commercial area within the military isolation zone. Employee meal card, in other words, there is unlimited wine that you can drink as much as you want. We know Cuixiang's head. Most of her IQ has been suppressed into those horns, so she was fooled instantly. Now this guy has become Lingmeng's subordinate. Coolie No. 1 is responsible for patrolling the combined area of the two when the unscrupulous red and white witch is lazy and sleeping, and usually cleans and does physical work for the latter, which makes Cuixiang usually look busy.
Of course, it seems that this ghost girl is still very satisfied with her current life, although she has not realized that Lingmeng is not the boss of all the urban management teams, and it is not necessary to obey Lingmeng's orders to join the urban management team... Well, Anyway, there are not many idiots in Shadow City and she is not one, so let us bless this drunkard not to be drilled to death by Reimu.
Cuixiang is a very enthusiastic person, especially to her friends, she is sincere in all kinds of ways. Although she usually likes to find people to fight, she will go to the iron fortress and other expensive fortresses every now and then to kick the hall, which brings a lot of trouble to people, but Overall, this is a pretty cute guy, so I took her wine gourd and poured myself a bowl of wine, and knocked on her corner: "Very good, it looks like it has grown."
"The horns of the ghost clan are something you can't touch casually." Cuixiang shook her head drunkenly, "Let's not talk about that, where is the guy with great strength! I want to fight with her! Last time I messed with the important horns It's broken, this time I must break off a scale from her body!"
Lin Xue leaned over and muttered: "Cuixiang is holding back fire, she has been named Cone Superman for three months..."
Me: "... Appropriate."
Let me just say, this guy Cuixiang came here to offer wine so graciously, he must want to fight with Lin, but... it seems to be quite interesting... RQ