(Hey, I'm going! Double the last two days, why don't you remember to ask for a monthly ticket!)
It is actually a rare thing for us to have guests at home, because under normal circumstances, not many people will come to visit our big house. You know how many unscientific guys gather here, Anyone who shows up is enough for cctv10 to shoot more than 40 episodes of science and education documentaries. People will be bumped into by Jingdang flying around. An Weina may emerge from any wall or TV at any time. The mercury lamp is only 92.3cm and it will be off the ground Drifting back and forth by two meters, Alaya sleepwalks out from time to time to bask in his wings. Even if all the above-mentioned guys with no common sense learn to disguise themselves, we also have a classmate from 123 who wears a full-body flashing heavy armor all year round. I'm afraid it will be difficult for me to keep up The delivery man explained why there was a handsome ancient Greek guy in his living room who looked at least two hundred pounds, and this handsome ancient Greek guy had an aperture of at least 30 lumens on his body...
So in order to avoid trouble, Sandora set up a mind interference barrier around the house. Ordinary people, including those who collect water and electricity bills and deliver couriers, will directly ignore this weird big house in front of them that simply despises the city's land price. And those who are allowed to approach are only a few: Ding Ling, Lin Feng, Sally, and a few earthlings who know about the empire's information or are working for the empire, such as the one who almost tried to pursue him because of the influence of the red moon. Ding Ling's Chinese pastoral dog xo's werewolf William, and these people should not be called "big guests" by Qianqian when they come to visit the house, right
I carried the smiling doll to the living room, and found that the guest was standing in front of the big clock at the door, staring at the pendulum below. Since his back was facing the stairs, I couldn't see who he was, but It was determined to be a young man less than 1.8 meters tall, wearing ordinary white casual clothes, short black hair, and a calm demeanor. The pants were bought from a street stall, and the logo was not ripped off. What surprised me was actually something else: a bunch of lawless guys in the family, including Bingtis, were sitting on the sofa without panting, looking honest and out of line with the laws of nature, which made me suddenly feel sorry for the unknown Visitors feel unprecedented adoration.
Mercury Lamp hugged my head, and my mood was unprecedentedly bright, and even sang a messy adapted nursery rhyme in a low voice, when I saw a guy of unknown origin in such an atmosphere in my house, I suddenly became dissatisfied and shouted loudly: "Hey The master of the house is here! Who are you! Who are you! Who are you! Wow... "
Finally, there was an exclamation, and the mercury lamp bit its tongue.
The young man in white casual clothes turned his head, waved to me with a bright smile on his face, and pointed to the big clock behind him: "Yo, maybe I have to bother you. Your clock is very interesting. , the mortal world always clearly marks the short time that they hardly use in their daily life, just like this second hand—Ferr also found a similar one for me a while ago, she never knew which world found it A bunch of clocks, give clocks to people one by one... "
I stared dumbfounded at the "young man" who was smiling like a guest at a friend's house and commenting on the decoration of the living room. His jaw may have been dragging on the floor, and he almost fell down the stairs with his foot in the air: "Huh?! Father God ?! How do you…”
"Cough, don't call me a title, just call me Xing Chen."
The "young man" in white waved his hand at me, "I finally have time to take a vacation, and I thought I should come to your world to see it. After all, you have visited my house two or three times and I haven't paid a return visit. I'm sorry..."
That's right, you're not mistaken, and I'm not mistaken either, the "young man" in front of me, wearing floor pants with a bit of leeks on his mouth, is not someone else, but... Father God! !
Father God of the Star Region!
No wonder Qianqian, an invincible girl with nerves so strong enough to be used for deep-sea fishing, can exclaim, this guest... But the composition is too high, and it's no wonder that the gang of lawless five-member protoss are all sitting there obediently. On the sofa, even Bingtis and Ilson became good kids, and they met their super bosses: Sandora and I are going to the Raven 001 dormitory to sit for a while, which should be the same effect. "Um, Xingchen, alright, Xingchen," I called the name of God Father awkwardly. I guess there are only a few intelligent creatures in the entire void who dare to call these two words directly. Dressed in an earth-like outfit, I can't get my head around, "How did you get here?"
Father God grinned: "Get off at the old long-distance bus station, take the suburban line to the bus station, take the No. 26 subway to the shopping center, cross the pedestrian bridge and take a taxi from the old park entrance, and the last part is to walk Come on, I found out that when I told the taxi driver the address of your house, he could only understand the location of the street entrance, maybe it was Sandora who did it?"
As soon as I heard it, I immediately suspected that Father God might have lived in this area in 1990s—is he funny
After confirming the result, Father God really didn’t mean to be funny, that’s how he came here. Of course, his first stop was not the old long-distance bus station. Before coming to my house, he first ran to the wrong coordinates. More than ten kilometers away, he went around the city of M, and finally bought a bus ticket to the city of K with the help of a local ticket dealer. The old man happily visited all the telephone poles and landscape trees along the way, and he was still getting off the bus. I bought a famous local custom snack: Leek Box. The "omniscient and omnipotent" Father God can easily find the smoothest route, just like an old citizen who has lived in this city for ten years. An old man gave up his seat—although the old man’s age is theoretically no longer than the time it takes for the Father God to take a nap, his clothes are taken directly from a third-year student on earth who should be proud of his life before entering this world. The information on the body was copied, no wonder the visual inspection showed a stunned look from top to bottom—well, gods, I shouldn't comment on the fiercest creature in the entire void, even though he was wearing a ninety A brand-name casual outfit for five yuan, with leeks on your mouth...
Finally, Father God showed me something with great interest: the ticket he used to come here.
"A ticket dealer sold me a very interesting guy. I didn't expose him." Father God smiled gently.
White hairs began to break out on my forehead, because there was a spectral imprint in the lower left corner of this long-distance bus ticket, the abbreviation was two letters: xl.
If I had glasses, I would take them off at this time, and if I had a pencil, I would drop them on the military map at this time, but I don’t have either, so I silently connected to the spiritual link and called the Shadow City Urban Management Brigade directly :"Reimu."
"Wow!" The girl on the opposite side seemed to be sleeping, and it was obvious that she suddenly woke up in a dream, and I could imagine the scene of that guy jumping up from the bed with his explosive head on his head, "Boss?"
"Has Cicaro fled to City M recently?"
"... It seems that I haven't seen anyone in the local area recently."
"... go catch him, shoot him for five minutes, he won't die anyway..."
"Huh?" Lingmeng was shocked.
"He resold the ticket and sold it to God the Father!"
Then there was a flurry of flying and jumping on the opposite side of the spiritual link, and Lingmeng quickly summoned a few accomplices to check the water meter across the city.
I had an embarrassing smile all over my face. Obviously, no matter how good Cikaro's disguise was, he couldn't hide from the eyes of the Father God—that black suit couldn't even hide from a fool like Nimai Chui Cuixiang, but the Father God seemed to be right. He wasn't angry at all, and didn't mind at all that he spent an extra 20 yuan to buy a high-priced ticket.
"The only thing I can do is to buy tickets for tomorrow, and I was stuck on the highway for two hours just because of this," Father God said with a kind smile on his face, "The mortals here are really interesting, they seem to like to get together and trap themselves in one place , and complain to the world."
"It's all the fault of the long vacation, it's all the fault of the long vacation." I wiped off my sweat and let Father God sit on the seat, and greeted An Weena to prepare tea, but I didn't see the little ghost appearing after two greetings, and finally stood in the corner Seeing the ball of white light that had curled up into a small ball, I trembled and cried to me: "Master... Master, it's so scary, I feel like it will be purified as long as I get close..."
Well, it seems that the ghost can't be counted on. Although Father God sincerely won't do anything to such a "little animal", An Weina seems to be very embarrassed towards such a high-level cadre in her bones. Fortunately, Saeko had recovered from the surprise, and finally remembered to pour a glass of water. Father God, who had traveled thousands of miles from the God Realm for eight hours, finally took his first sip of cold water at my house.
…Compared with the hospitality I received when I went to the God Realm, I feel that I desperately hope that there will be a crack under my feet to get in and retreat for more than 2,300 years.
"Chen, do you know that this concubine is so tall, and it's the first time I saw Father God coming out to visit like this," Bingtis said in a low voice when he saw Father God studying the pattern on the coffee table, "You know that the old man is on the way. How many miracles have you performed?"
I was puzzled, although it was a shocking thing that Father God came to visit, but could it have anything to do with miracles
As a result, when Bingtis explained, I was shocked: "Not to mention anything else, the entire route from Father God from M City has already possessed the essence of 'God's Way' in a symbolic sense. As long as there are lucky people Follow the exact same process from that road, and you will sublimate in an instant when you reach this street intersection, and then you can live at least until the year when human beings rush out of the Milky Way. Father God gave up his seat on the bus. Thanks to God, if there is no disease or disaster, he should be able to cross the Western Pacific today in thirty years—provided that he must be a good person, otherwise God will punish him in twenty minutes, Father God bought a box of leeks, and now this is already a feast for God. It has the same meaning as the white bull that Zeus collected at sacrifices in the myths and legends. In the future, when praying to God and worshiping Buddha, put a leek box in front of the statue, which can hold at least two hundred gold-plated Bibles and more than three thousand catties of Zen. Xiang, in addition—if Sikaro were a mortal, maybe he could have obtained half of the priesthood in this universe by now, your sister, the title is most likely the god of ticket dealers, fortunately he is an apostle of the spirit, mysterious The speed is not much lower than that of the demigod, otherwise the concubine will hang herself on the southeast branch now."
I was dumbfounded, and suddenly understood why Father God almost never leaves the God Realm. As an unprecedentedly powerful source of void power, his mere existence is enough to make large-scale corrections to everything in the world, even now that he is suppressing his own power, Small information vortexes are also generated due to my own actions. In fact, I shouldn't be surprised by this, because I seem to have such a characteristic: Void creatures interfere with the external environment all the time. The probability of occurrence of such events is always fluctuating along a strange frequency. Qianqian and her sister gain power, and the old empire is activated in the corner of God knows. These can basically be attributed to my physique as a void creature—at least Tavel A mathematical model was established to obtain this answer.
Well, I never seriously thought about the significance of my physique before, and now Father God has shown me a vivid example: Standing there, you become the axis of the world's rotation.
Bingtis seemed to see what I was thinking, and said in a low voice: "You are just awakening now, and you are already an information entanglement point. Maybe you should ask your father to teach you how to control your own power after you become more powerful. Void creatures are too unreasonable."
"I'm more concerned about the impact caused by Father God's journey. There must be at least tens of thousands of people coming from the next city every day, and at least half of them will go along the long-distance route. If they want them to live together until the next millennium, they will go there." Enough for anthropologists all over the world to commit suicide more than 60,000 times, and how can you ask cctv10 to explain to everyone a centenarian old man who crossed the Western Pacific Ocean!"
Bingtis was stupid, obviously she didn't think of this at all.
Father God looked at us both with a smile, and I suddenly realized: It seems that it is meaningless to talk to Bingtis in such a low voice. We are sitting next to the most powerful upright creature in the entire void!
"Don't worry, this kid is bluffing." Father God glanced at Bingtis, "There will be an impact, but I have already eliminated it, and there will be no consequences if I don't deal with it—Bingtis, please explain."
Sister Bing stuck out her tongue and smiled awkwardly at me: "The path of God is a very strict term of practice. To take the path of God, ordinary people need to repeat the details of this path 100%, including going to the train station at 7:30 this morning every year. Find the same ticket dealer in the square to buy a long-distance ticket with an increase in price, and you have to be stuck on the highway for two hours. Of course, it is incredible for an elderly person to cross the ocean at the age of 100, but it is not surprising to be only 100 years old. I think that a normal old man on the earth would not go to the Western Pacific for a swim on his 100th birthday. As for the leek box—do you think anyone on earth would dare to hold a leek box up there when worshiping God?"
I was dumbfounded again, and then I suddenly realized that I looked at Father God: "... Is the topic of our discussion going off track? What I want to ask is why are you here?"
"I found a penetrating crack in the void. A large amount of information gathered in the territory of the fallen apostles for a moment, and then something came to you. This is very curious. My instinct tells me that I should take a look at the situation. Of course There's a reason I'm really interested in your world, Bingtis and Clank like this mortal world very much, and their respective guardians are quite upset about it."
Oh my, for a long time it was Father God who discovered the traces of Xiaoxue's arrival—not surprisingly, in order to make her projection appear on the other side of the Void Cataclysm, that girl rewritten an astonishing amount of information by the hands of the fallen apostle, so that Even the weak New Empire knew about the big news, so Father God couldn't see it for no reason. I should be wondering if he's only here now.
Of course, I didn't expect that the movement caused by Xiaoxue would be so great—the piercing crack in the void, how hard the fallen apostle was tossed to create a foolish void creature.
"Xiaoxue! Xiaoxue!" I stretched my neck and shouted towards the second floor. Xiaoxue was not in the living room, maybe she was packing up in her own room: she brought countless messy daily necessities, including her own teeth-brushing cup and lucky pillow She didn't clean up last night, and now she has time to go back to clean up, and Lin Xue is not there. I think it is very likely that Xiaoxue dragged her to clean up the room together. This is the mother's responsibility.
Although Xiaoxue is seventeen and a half years old.
"What are you doing, Dad, I'm looking for my lucky nail clipper, that was the birthday present you gave me when I was six years old—" Xiaoxue's clear and cheerful voice came from the stairs, and then she poked out half of her head, and Seeing the situation in the living room, the son exclaimed, "Ah! Second Uncle! Why are you here?"
I noticed that Father God raised his eyebrows slightly when he saw Xiaoxue, obviously not simply surprised, and then stood up with a smile, "I guess, you are just a shadow, and your body is not at the current point in time." ... a very strange way of entanglement of information, is this child the reason for the rift?"
"Xiaoxue, my daughter, please be a troublesome ghost." I scratched my hair embarrassedly and greeted the strange girl Chen Xiaoxue. The girl slid off the armrest while sitting on it. On Yakumo Blue's tail...
The poor fox girl let out an "Aw", she got under the coffee table and never came out again.
"Second uncle, your eyes are really poisonous - have you eaten?"
"This concubine is so tall, it's the first time I've seen him say hello to Father God like this." Bingtis muttered in a low voice.
Father God nodded: "Eat, eat, the food in this world is very interesting. Can you tell me about your origin?"
I found that after leaving the God Realm, Father God became very approachable, and even the way he spoke made people feel very friendly. Although he was quite peaceful at first, this change still felt very novel, but Xiaoxue seemed to be concerned about it. Not surprisingly, it seemed that she had been talking to Father God like this since she was a child. She looked around and found that there were no extra chairs (maybe they were all moved away by the Rozen Maidens, they were very naive these two days) , so he sat down on my lap freely: "That's a long story, at first it was a dark and windy night, with gusts of cold wind, dark sun and moon, in the gloomy war laboratory, Two geniuses got together... This story is quite long, Second Uncle, why don't I tell you next time?"
"It's okay, I don't care about time." Father God smiled cheerfully.
Xiaoxue's face collapsed, and she rubbed her body in my arms: "Then... Second Uncle, I want to say that I opened a hole in the void, you won't beat me, will you?"