Xyrin Empire

Chapter 990: On the necessity of using nuclear bunkers when brats are fighting

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I believe that I should have overestimated the reliability of the Protoss' concept of time this time again: Father God said before that he just wanted to go around for a while, but in fact he came back in three days.

Should I be thankful that he's back in time for the next millennium gala

"Actually, I went to a deeper place. Of course, I should not have left this universe," Father God, who came back on the third morning, explained to me, "The main purpose is to accurately measure whether the information variation in this world is 'uniform' , the conclusion is the same as the previous conjecture. Another interesting phenomenon was discovered: the worlds under the influence of the two void creatures seem to have different labeling methods, yes, those very subtle information points, in your world and mine world The information found is marked differently. Next time I have a chance, I will ask Huron’s crazy girl to check her territory. Maybe this is the ID number of the void creature—by the way, it’s called the ID number, right? "

I was deeply amazed at how much Father God knew about this world. He even knew the identity cards used by people on earth.

"The main reason is that I saw a lot of agents applying for ID cards at the long-distance bus station." Father God said, "I was very impressed."

I:"… "

Early this morning, Little Paopao was dragged by her mother for an examination. These two days, the two girls (does this sentence read awkwardly?) were almost inseparable. After the host mode, Pao Pao didn't dare to let her daughter run around, for fear of bumping into her. Although she used to dote on Xiao Pao Pao in various ways, but now it seems to have intensified to the point of weirdness. She herself is also very energetic, and she can't wait to observe the sun with her nostrils when she is walking. Only then did I completely believe what Sandora said. For quite a long time before, Bubble actually had a pressure in her heart, that is, her daughter might have some mental problems. Now this pressure has been transformed into motivation: Little Bubble There is no problem with the brain, but the structure is different - from a disabled child to Hua Luogeng's level directly, so the child's mother has been like a little hen that has accidentally suffocated a golden egg these two days. The 24-hour maternal brilliance glowed on the small face, and the brilliant hanging on the wall of the whole person could be used as a wall lamp. Even though I don't want to admit it, I still have to say that the one-meter-one-foot-tall house girl does seem to be a mother, and you can't imitate this mentality by changing to a childless person. And I heard that Bubbles is already tailor-made a set of revolutionary learning plans for her precious daughter, and the learning plans originally prepared for the regular mother machine are all invalid; she even changed the work schedule of the entire host network so that she can squeeze herself in Spend an extra hour with your daughter. The purpose is to prevent my child from losing at the starting line—although I really don’t know who else Little Bubble can lose to as the only individual: that little girl is so happy, she is destined not to face that mortal enemy that makes people grit her teeth : Other people's children.

Because there are only two high-level Xiling hosts in the entire empire, and the other is her mother.

Little Bubble herself readily accepts any arrangements made by her mother. Her emotional intelligence development is not much faster than that of children on earth, and she still maintains responsibility to her parents (Bookstore www.shushu5.com Fastest update www.shushu5. Com) He ordered the blind obedience attitude, Bubble said to let her scan the thinking core, the little guy happily ran to the core brood every day, every second was not bad. It's just pity for sister Jill. As a nanny, Jin Shanshan's sister is used to the little princess staying in her sight 24 hours a day. I completely forgot how serious my tendency to resist this position was when I first started working. Now that Little Bubbles spends half a day in the brood, Sister Jill keeps picking up Little Bubbles at home like she has lost her soul. She is a toy with a resentful face, as if she found out on the second day of marriage that her husband's love is actually the resentful wife of her second uncle. If Lu Xun had seen her back then, Mrs. Xianglin might have been named Ji.

But yesterday afternoon she seemed to have finally found something to divert her attention from: fighting Yakumo Lan.

The reason is Xiaoxue's words: Sister Fox is actually a Hasbro. It uses its tail as a cradle. He can take care of children, he can coax people to sleep, and his body is still warm, when he was young. Sister Pao'er, Xiao Xiaoxue and Xiao Xiaoqian's favorite thing to do every day is to get into the fox's tail to sleep and play hide-and-seek. Sister Fox is so gentle...

This passage directly pushes Yakumo Lan, who is indifferent to the world, to the opposite of nanny Shining. Sister Jill thinks it is necessary to determine one thing before that day comes: whether the nanny is the best or the nanny is the best...

In fact, I don’t think there’s anything to dispute about it. It’s true that Ji Xingxian is very talented as a babysitter, but do you have Yakumo Lan’s experience? He has been taking care of Orange Meow since how many years ago, and by the way, he has to add a hand-off master who is always seventeen years old. In this era when you need work experience for everything, Ji Xingshan, do you have to compare with others

By the way, when I mentioned Yakumolan's hands-off master, the forever seventeen-year-old working girl, I remembered one thing: Judging from the current situation, if Zi doesn't hurry up to come over to cultivate her favorability, she will have to become the former master , various signs show that Fox Fairy Lan is rapidly degenerating into a big domestic fox dog under the influence of a certain aura, and this process may be irreversible: she has already learned how to dig holes and bury things in the yard and fight with the Cerberus in Avalon. Lowes has fought and has been particularly interested in big bones lately…

In the past two days, there are still a group of temporary guests at home, which are the six mass-produced mainframes that have been identified to have significantly evolved. Pao Pao felt that since they had such a gratifying change, as a mother, they should show something, so they invited them to come to the house to play a few days. After all, the mass-produced machines are still lacking in emotions. Most of the time they will sit on the sofa honestly and watch TV with the adults. If no one pays attention to them, they will sit for a long time, like a group of exquisite dolls who can't think. This reminds me of Pandora when I first came home, but Bubbles told me with certainty that these mass-produced hosts are all happy, and the deepest part of their eyes hides surprise and joy, especially when they are with me a little. I also discovered that the mass-produced machine called XL28 liked me very much. When I sat with her, the little guy would even shake his body back and forth involuntarily. Singing in my head... Well, in the end, this is what Bubbles told me. I am curious about what kind of personality I have to be so bored that I can choose to read silently when singing...

The presence of a group of mass-produced little bubbles at home should be very low, but sometimes quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes—especially when there are already a large group of little ones at home. Since yesterday morning, Mercury Lamp and her group of sisters I just tried to flirt with the mass-produced machines, and at first it seemed that Cui Xingshi started it (I really can’t think of others for such troublesome things). Then it got out of hand, and now when I entered the room, I saw a dozen or so little girls walking, sitting, lying, chatting and playing. I think I can devote myself to the preschool education career if I need a big class teacher...

However, this kind of turmoil probably won't last for many days. Tomorrow, Zhenhong and the other Rozen Maidens should go home. They will stay here for a long time this time. The princess castle let them linger. Especially the latter, which fully satisfies Mercury Lamp's show-off mentality and Zhenhong's aristocratic atmosphere. I don't know if the spoiled Rozen Maidens here will become a disaster for Sakurada Jun when they go back. What if people want a robot as big as the Mercury Lamp? The Titan Mercury Lamp is more than 100 meters tall...

I don’t know if this is the case for people with too many children at home. Children occupy the entire living room and any entertainment things in the room (including chandeliers, small bubbles playing), so you can only feel miserable He handed over the great job of taking care of the children to his wife, and ran outside to hide his leisure, anyway, he was like this now. That group of startled little guys suddenly started making trouble again just now, it was nothing more than who snatched someone's toy and who touched whose soda, and then they fought until the sky was dark, sister and Lin Xue and An Weina and Ji Shining is maintaining order inside, but the catastrophic thing is that there are strange things like Bingtis and Qianqian in the house, and the two of them are like catalysts in the group of brats. The room seemed to be boiling over. So I had no choice but to hide in the yard. Fortunately, there is a yard at home, and luckily the weather is good today. It is rare to have warm sunshine in late autumn.

The new lawn cultivated by Ding Dang has covered every open space in the yard. These soft, clean plants are carefully conditioned to mature in as little as a day. Then it will not dry or yellow for thirty years, effectively purify the air, improve soil quality, antibacterial and insect resistance, and can also promote blood circulation, and the three-leaf one is cumin veal flavor, and the four-leaf one is fragrant coffee milk vanilla ice cream flavor, this piece Lawn should be the pinnacle of Ding Dong's heartless works, all the IQ of that little thing is used to study these weird things that don't add points to the exam. I moved a Maza and sat on the lawn in front of the house. Facing the noon sun, I looked at the sky, drank some tea, and glanced at the Wenwen Daily. I look like a retired veteran cadre. There was an itching feeling from his feet, and a fluffy and bright golden tail was brushing playfully on his feet, exuding the fragrance of shower gel.

"Hey, Fox, don't you think you've degenerated to a rather serious level?"

I tilted my head and asked, the fox girl spread a small mat on the grass next to it, and she curled up comfortably on it, yawning from time to time facing the sun, and there were two plates in front of the mat, a plate of oil Fried tofu, a plate of bone biscuits. Those long and big tails spread out to bask in the sun, one of them wrapped around my body and hung on my leg, and the other eight idly flicked back and forth, occasionally killing a fly that was still flying strong in this late autumn , or send it to his mouth from the nearby root grass, as flexible as a hand.

... What kind of breed did this fox raise

"My name is Yakumo Lan, not Fox," the fox glanced at me lazily, while continuing to pull weeds with his tail, "It's pretty good, and it's the same when I'm with Zi-sama."

"Do you eat dog food and dig holes in the yard?" My eyes could not help but drift to the plate of bone biscuits on the lawn. Well, it is not surprising that dog biscuits appeared. The amazing thing is that this plate of biscuits is from Sandora It's hard to complain about the matter there. Does Her Majesty usually eat dog food secretly

"This is not dog food, it just looks similar." The fox grabbed a biscuit and threw it up. "It's delicious, but dog food is a bit fishy. If you eat too much, your mouth will dry out, and it doesn't make you hungry."

Me: "..." What a frightening amount of information I went here!

"Sandora told me."

Me: "..." What a frightening amount of information I am going here!

"It's said that Gensokyo is a place so leisurely that it's outrageous. Looking at you, it's true." I pinched the pair of furry ears casually. As a result, the opponent's nine tails immediately crackled on his back like a hot wheel: "Pinch your ears and say it in advance! Otherwise, you will get goosebumps!"

"When do you think those little guys are going to make trouble?" I looked back at the floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room. Mercury Lamp had set up a Vulcan cannon by the window, and Chuberry was pushing the bullet chain behind. The fire commander was Emerald Star Stone. The three-man strike team was chug-gunning the living room, well, since that crazy guy in Bingtis set up the Goddess Blessing in the house. These brats have gone completely crazy, I just saw Lilina sneaking around to stick two plastic bombs next to the clock! !

Of course, without this thing, I'm afraid it really can't break the defense of the Emerald Star Stone. After all, the puppet somehow found a tank turret from World War II to stand there.

Well, this is a murderous scene, and the beginning of this scene seems to be Lilina snatching the last bottle of yogurt from Mercury Lamp. In the process, I accidentally knocked over the little bubble that was running past, so the three-way scuffle, the more children are easy to quarrel, they started to quarrel directly with the standard of a superman family, and then Bingtis mixed in, and the whole house Blessed by the Goddess, let the children play to their heart's content... And then, Little Bubbles made a light missile launcher, which was the beginning of the whole farce - and finally I pulled the fox and ran out.

"Daily life, daily life in another sense." Fox said quietly.

A steel cable came down from the balcony on the second floor, and there was a sound of "chi la chi la". Zhenhong slid down the cable and threw a frag grenade into the living room, and then was about to climb up, only to hear a gunshot, and the cable was interrupted by a shot from XL34 sticking out of another window.

I stroked the fox's tail: "Letting Bingtis take care of the child is the biggest mistake in my life, not one of them."

With a loud bang, Bubbles burst out of the floor-to-ceiling windows. Rub out a bazooka before landing. Turning around, I sprayed an RPG in the window, and it was once again a miasma.

"The bigger mistake is that you left Qianqian in the room." The fox felt the same way.

The explosion of anti-tank mines was heard in my ears, and a mercury lamp with a World War II helmet and a few doll girls rushed out of the window in disgrace, all of them with gray faces as if they had just wandered from Rio de Janeiro for three months. Coughing again and again, I silently watched them form a temporary front. Started assembling anti-tank turrets and fortifications in the yard: the materials were taken from the portable space of the mercury lamp.

... Fuck, it's just to grab yogurt, do you have to be so crazy? !

Yakumolan carefully shrunk her tail into a ball, leaving only her head exposed: "Hey, if you don't care about me anymore, I'll bite. Last time I burned a lot of hair, I haven't settled with you yet!"

I shrugged my shoulders, got up, lifted the mercury lamp off the anti-tank gun, and flicked my head hard, then picked up the loudspeaker and shouted to the room: "Everyone is quiet! Enough is enough!"

The roar of the guns in the room finally stopped abruptly, and Qianqian put his head out of the window wearing a helmet and smiled silly at me, Bingtis yelled loudly: "It's okay, it's okay! My concubine is turning on blessings, at most The face is smoky—you have to adopt a more lively education method. My father said that the first toy in a soldier's life should be a saber. I feel that your daughter must at least follow the specifications of the God of War. Come… "

You mean that if Xiaoxue is going to be born in the future, it's best to hold an RPG, right? Lin Xue must kill me!

A group of little guys who almost went crazy were all sent back to line up to wash their hands and face, each one was as dirty as a Super Mario who had climbed a pipe, and the adults watched from behind to prevent some disobedient little girls from playing water fights, The mercury lamp was dangling on my shoulders, she was dirty and smelled of gunpowder, and she didn't calm down until I pressed her in front of the sink to wash her face.

Xiaoxue leaned closer: "Dad, don't be angry. This will become normal in the future. After all, you grew up in this environment. Children in imperial families play with gunpowder weapons and human children with wooden knives and plastics." Swords have one nature, are you right?"

While washing the doll's face with the head of the mercury lamp, I gave the girl a white look: "There is no 107 rocket launcher on the dining table!"

Xiaoxue switched the mental link, and chatted privately: "Zhenhong and the others are going home, let Sister Deng go crazy."

I took a look at these brats around me. They were smoking, their faces were black, and some of them were still wearing steel helmets, with ammunition chains and even light missiles on their bodies. In the past ten minutes, they used these brutal My stuff was saturated and bombed at home, just for fun... Despite the blessing of the goddess of Bingtis, it is still a difficult task to clean those shell casings all over the floor. I feel from the bottom of my heart that the bear children I have raised They are going against the sky.

In other words, what kind of mentality do you use to describe everything in front of you in a tone that describes your daily life

After spending a long time cleaning these dirty girls, my elder sister asked them to sit in two rows in the living room to start family education. My elder sister's policy is this: it's okay to play, even if you play too much, as long as you don't If something goes wrong, adults won't intervene while you're playing, but when you've had enough fun, it's time to settle the score.

According to the dense shell casings on the floor, this should be a large account.

Qianqian began to squat on the ground to collect bullet casings. She might be planning to make some weird gadgets, but at this moment, Sandora came over suddenly: "Ah Jun, Tavel submits a report. Your last Nice to see."

"What?" I wiped my hands and took the data terminal that Sandora handed over. It showed a large lump of half-melted metal bumps. The wreckage was salvaged from the basement, and next to the image of the wreckage, there was a text report that was refreshing with the movement of my eyesight, "Oh, I found a device similar to a black box in the wreckage, which recorded... After the deep diving ship left the abyss domain What happened?! Hey wait, what is this!!" (To be continued... RQ