As a result, a dark red figure seemed to be unheard.
This guy was like a hyperactive patient, either covering his head with his hands or jumping up and down with his hands on his hips, cursing: "Damn it, damn it. Why, why is this. I actually let that toilet cleaner escape, God, you must be kidding me..."
Luke: …
The dark red figure grabbed the hair of a hapless guy and slapped him in the face: "Tell me where Ajax is! Otherwise I will beat you to death."
The unfortunate guy's face was slapped and turned 90 degrees, then hung limply on his chest without a word.
Luke was helpless. He stepped forward and warned: "If you hit him a few more times, he will either continue to be unconscious or die directly. Either way, he won't be able to hear your nonsense."
The dark red figure uttered an "oh", stopped moving and scratched his head: "Yes, I should wake him up first. How to wake up an unconscious person? Let me think, what does the book "The 99 Most Cruel Punishments in World History" say? Find a stick and stand it upright, then sit down with your legs apart..."
Luke frowned: This guy... How come he's become more like a psycho after just a few days of not seeing him
Should I beat him up first? This thought crossed his mind, but he immediately suppressed it.
The suit he was wearing today was a new custom-made suit that cost more than 100,000 US dollars! If he wore it and it got wrinkled while beating up this psychopath, it would be a waste.
But... I still want to beat him to death!
Bang!
Luke kicked the lunatic out, who was still muttering to himself about how he was going to cut the unlucky guy into pieces.
…
Wade felt like he had been unlucky lately.
He had just made his first five million in his life when he found out he had cancer.
I took a gamble and received treatment from a medical institution, only to find out that the institution was not treating illnesses but creating people with super powers to sell.
When he found an opportunity to break free from the cage, he was pinned to the experimental plant by the toilet cleaner, and the fire he started turned him into a skewer.
Thanks to the super healing he got from the experiment, he finally changed from a skewer back to an avocado form, but he didn't dare to see his actress again.
After much difficulty in coming up with a perfect plan and spending more than a month, he finally caught the whereabouts of Mr. Toilet Cleaner Ajax, but he still let the guy escape at the critical moment.
Now, he just wanted to be alone and think slowly about the torture method, but someone kicked him in the butt from behind.
He finally got angry.
Getting up from the ground, he turned his head to look at the attacker's direction and said, "How dare you attack me? Do you know who I am?"
With the last word, his voice suddenly dropped from full of energy to as thin as a mosquito.
On a gloomy and cold face, a pair of black sunglasses appeared before his eyes.
Wade seemed to feel that the pair of small green eyes behind the sunglasses were staring at him, and his back couldn't help but feel a little cold.
He forced out a smile unconsciously, even though Luke couldn't see his ugly face at all: "Hi, Mr. Smith, hello, I haven't seen you for a few days. You look even more handsome, especially these sunglasses. Speaking of sunglasses, I think Hello Kitty's new summer sunglasses are more suitable for you..."
Then, he paused.
Because Luke took off his sunglasses, the corners of his mouth curled up, and there was a very natural smile on his face: "Oh, who are you now?"
Wade: "Deadpool! That's my new name."
Luke nodded, "Well, Deadpool, we should go."
Wade: Where to
Luke turned his head and looked at the sky in the south: "If you don't leave now, you will be forcibly recruited and work for someone."
Wade: "Working? Impossible. I will never work in my life."
Luke chuckled: "What about S.H.I.E.L.D.? As far as I know, their salary is not high. If you work for them for a few decades, you can earn five million."
Wade: “…Are you driving?”
Luke didn't bother to talk nonsense, so he just waved his hand to signal him to follow, then turned and left.
Two minutes later, a helicopter flew over the viaduct.
A soldier in full combat gear on the plane looked at the situation below, frowned and asked, "Did you find any suspicious targets?"
A subordinate beside him was operating a tablet and answered without looking up: "Boss, they haven't arrived yet. It's too chaotic around here, with ordinary people running around in fear everywhere."
The helicopter pilot then asked, "Captain Flagg, do you want to continue hovering?"
Flagg frowned, and scanned the surroundings of the viaduct with his hawk-like eyes. After a moment, he ordered, "Have Bird II slow down and search from the south. Report immediately if you find a target. We will go north along the road first, with a tentative range of two kilometers."
Just as Flagg gave the order, the camera of a miniature drone appeared from the weeds somewhere on the ground and pointed it at him.
Luke raised his eyebrows in surprise: "It's him?"
He thought it would be Phil who would come this time. After all, there have been a lot of things happening in New York recently, and one of Phil's childhood idols was also here.
He is in his forties, but he actually behaves like a little fanboy and watches his idol whenever he has nothing to do.
Luke couldn't bear to watch that behavior.
It turned out to be Flagg who hadn't been seen for a long time that showed up this time, which was a bit strange.
After thinking for a while, he suddenly asked, "Do you know Rick Flagg?"
Wade's muffled voice came from a transparent, twisted shadow next to him: "Who is it? The name sounds familiar. Let me think about it."
Luke: "They seem to be some kind of advanced joint research group, but they act a bit like mercenaries doing shady work."
Wade was silent for a moment, then suddenly spoke up: "I remember this guy approached me and wanted to hire me long-term."
Luke: “Why don’t you go?”
Wade sneered: "What qualifications does he have to hire me? I punched him in the eyes right there."
Luke: “Tell the truth.”
Wade: "… He paid too little and asked me to be on call 24 hours a day. I was in a camisole looking at big babes, so I didn't have time to pay attention to him."
Luke: "He really didn't look for you after you beat him up?"
He thought that unlikely.
For example, Luke himself has a formal job as a detective and is considered to be a person with a backer.
Wade is just a mercenary in the gray area. It is not difficult for people from a secret organization like Flagg to control him.
Wade: "... He dislocated my arm, and then he left."
Luke was stunned: "He beat you? Did he use some superpower?"
In the few times he met Flagg, he really didn't find anything particularly unusual about him.
But the two sides had never been hostile to each other, and since they hadn't met again later, he didn't take it to heart.
Wade was very depressed: "His men didn't follow the rules. After I shot him in the eye, he pointed a gun at my sexy pussy. I was afraid of losing my ass, so I had to stop, and he broke my hand."