Luke chuckled.
A person like Wade who is foul-mouthed and pretentious must be very annoying to Flagg's subordinates.
These people are from a special forces unit that carries out secret missions, and they are very ruthless.
If he hadn't stopped, Flagg's men would have definitely killed him.
Wade's fighting level is top-notch and it won't be felt.
Forget about the piglets and such. He just saw an old guy a few days ago. Compared with him, Wade's piglet is at most a country girl's.
Or maybe Flagg thought it was embarrassing to rely on his men for help after losing the fight, so he let Wade go.
On the other hand, maybe he also sensed Wade's trouble.
If you don't give this guy enough money, it would be a daydream to expect him to be obedient and be a good soldier.
He gave up on Wade because of his low cost-effectiveness.
But Wade, or Deadpool, is different now.
Although he became even more insane, it was hard for Flagg not to be tempted by the super self-healing ability that enhanced his strength.
At this time, the two walked into an alley where a black Ford Explorer was parked.
Luke opened the car door with the remote control, and the two of them got in before taking off their optical camouflage cloaks.
Wade grabbed the cape with both hands, with no intention of giving it back. Instead, he felt around in his body, trying to find a place to stuff it.
Luke pouted: "That's mine."
Wade: "Boss, please don't be polite to me. Considering that I helped you complete the task last time despite being shot dozens of times, this thing should be my Christmas gift."
Luke started the car: "It's already May, is your Christmas that long?"
Wade held his hands to his heart: "Okay, I can go in on Christmas."
"..." Luke changed the subject: "This thing needs a battery replacement. Do you have matching batteries?"
Wade paused. "What? Is there a charging port? Or do I need to use a titanium power bank?"
Luke glanced at him and said, "Do you think it's a titanium phone? Each one costs one million, and its lifespan is only three hundred hours."
Wade couldn't help but yelled, then came to his senses: "Boss, I'm not scolding you, I'm just scolding this profiteer."
A profiteer: "… Exclusive product, want to buy it?"
Wade was tangled up, gritted his teeth and nodded: "At most I'll go rob a few dealers."
Luke: "What are you doing with it? You've been in trouble a few times recently, and this time it was in broad daylight on a busy viaduct. Are you hiding now?"
Wade: "I... want to go see Vanessa."
Luke glanced sideways: "That's your wife, are you sure you need to hide and peek?"
Wade was distressed: "I don't want her to see me like this, it will scare her."
Luke hesitated for a moment, but still did not mention the Thousand Faces System.
Originally, he planned to give this thing to Wade as an investment in a future ally, but when he saw this guy today, he found that the other party's mental state was quite abnormal.
His pheromone manipulation is useless on men, and other methods need to be tested before they can be proven effective, so the Thousand Faces System cannot be used for the time being.
Thinking of this, Luke took out a charger and handed it to him: "Temporary charger. Charge for two hours and use for five hours. However, it's easy to be noticed in the rain and strong light, so don't go to the bathroom to peek."
Wade was overjoyed: "It's okay, the bathroom at home has transparent glass. She will definitely not draw the curtain when she is home alone."
Luke: ... Why are your thoughts becoming more and more bizarre? It turns out that psychopaths have broad ideas, and silly mercenaries are more fun!
After giving this benefit, he sent this guy to the Haram area, not far from the home of Wade's wife Vanessa.
Looking at Wade who got out of the car and ran away, Luke shook his head and drove away.
I originally planned to take advantage of my free time to recruit Wade into the group.
Now that this guy has become a psychopath, the plan needs to be improved, so this plan is naturally abandoned.
Wade was given a special communication phone and an optical camouflage cloak. As long as this guy wants to keep using the cloak, he will definitely not throw them away, so the positioning system will be useful.
Therefore, on the way, he just casually reminded the guy a few words, asking him not to make a lot of noise in broad daylight, so as not to be forced to work.
Wade wasn't afraid of being found, but Vanessa was his biggest weakness.
After being reminded by Luke, he became obedient.
Anyway, he just had to kill people quietly and do his work stealthily, which was not difficult for him.
It's just that there was no need before, so he was too lazy to restrain himself.
Now... For Vanessa's sake, I should just endure it! A certain avocado comforted himself in his heart, but his eyes were fixed on the optical camouflage cloak in his hand. He put it on decisively and went straight to his home.
Finally, I can see Vanessa up close! Thanks to Mr. Smith, he is so open-minded!
After giving the debuff to the person he thought was a sucker, Wade huddled in the corner near the bathroom, quietly looking at everything in the room.
This is the place where he and Vanessa lived and fought!
In the Texas ranch, I yawned lazily and heard Selina calling: "Hey, come and see what's wrong with the meat I grilled. Why doesn't it taste good?"
Luke took out a bottle of beer from the small refrigerator beside him, opened it, took a sip, and then stood up and walked over.
After a moment.
"Are you sure you have completed all the steps I just told you?"
“It’s all done.”
"Where's the tasty cut? Such a complete piece of meat, don't tell me there's something wrong with your eyes."
"… It's a gold nugget. It keeps urging me. I forget to cut it after I say a few words to it."
"Well, give it this piece."
“Oh my!”
…
At night, the clone was ready to go again.
The bat armor has been put on and the target has been selected.
Several gangs that have stockpiled large quantities of goods in Brooklyn are waiting for him to clear them out. Orthopedic doctors in New York hospitals are crying out for food. It's time to send them some materials for training!
After this round, you can definitely get three to five thousand experience points.
At this time, Ah Fu suddenly reminded: "Master, Deadpool sent an urgent communication."
Luke was puzzled. "I don't think I set up an emergency communication button for him? Answer it."
Wade is a psychopath. Send him an emergency message. He might just take it out and play with it when he's bored.
Anyway, this guy's self-healing ability is terrifying, and he won't die even if he goes there later, so Luke didn't give him a button to call for help.
When the call was connected, Wade shouted without waiting for him to speak: "Hello, is this Boss Smith? My wife has been kidnapped, and I need your help."
Luke: "...Aren't you squatting outside the bathroom in her house?"
According to the positioning system, this guy has been in Vanessa's room the entire time. He must be determined to spy on his wife.
He was very curious, who could kidnap someone right under Wade's nose
Wade is definitely Vanessa's stalker. Whoever messes with her, Wade will definitely fight him to the death.
(Note: Let’s talk about the setting of the clone specifically. First of all, it is determined that it is just a part of Luke’s body. The main purpose of saying it is a clone is to avoid confusion.
For example, most people in this world only have one left hand, but suddenly someone has two hands, and then this person touches his girlfriend with his right hand. Do you think this person is cheated on by his right hand
The clone does not have any independent consciousness. It is a "limb" that grew out of Luke from the beginning, just like everyone's Xiao Zuo and Xiao You.)