"What nonsense are you talking about!" Amy, who found another bottle of Coke in the refrigerator, interrupted, "A male servant will not marry a violent woman as his wife! Let her be his girlfriend for the time being, just toying with her feelings. !”
Xiaoqin closed her eyes and opened her arms, calling: "Ye Lin, come here quickly! I can't perform this magic without you..."
Gong Caicai—Classmate Ye Lin once told me that he was a scumbag and liked to flirt with women. It turned out to be true...
"It turned out to be a skit!" Big Speaker let out a long sigh of relief, "Seeing how serious Xiao Qin looked just now, I thought she was just kidding! It's so funny, even if you are a childhood sweetheart, you can't make such a joke!"
"It tastes so good! Monitor, please teach me how to cook!"
"Humph, at most it's just a knife and fork." Amy was not optimistic about Xiaoqin's performance.
As soon as this statement came out, everyone in the house was shocked. Except for Xiao Qin who had not come back from the bathroom (probably went to change sanitary napkins), the squad leader, Xiong Yaoyue, Da Xiaobao, PHS and Gong Caicai all looked at the scumbag with that kind of look. Look at me with eyes!
Gong Caicai quickly came out to smooth things over, waving her hands and saying, "No, no gifts are needed! I'm very happy if everyone is willing to come..."
I thought it was my turn as a volunteer to come on stage next. Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin took a step and naturally lay down on her back on the flat quilt.
Of course, depending on the personality of each person, the subtext shown in the eyes will be different.
As for me, it was even more miserable. I was born only a few hours after the monitor, and on the first day of the Year of the Snake, not only did I lose the majestic "dragon" zodiac sign, but in the lunar calendar, I was one year shorter than the monitor - It's obviously just a day's difference!
"Speaking of which, except Caicai, when is everyone's birthday? Can we celebrate it together in the future?"
The look in the monitor’s eyes—didn’t he say that she would become a adopted sister in the future? What a scumbag you are to play with your adopted sister’s feelings!
Hey, hey, obviously the monitor and I haven't talked yet! Even if you know my birthday, you shouldn't skip it as monitor, right? Don't you really want me to know the monitor's birthday
I thought it was my turn as a volunteer to come on stage next. Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin took a step and naturally lay down on her back on the flat quilt.
Xiao Qin shouted confidently.
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Have you finished talking? My birthday is on July 28th. I really hope I can receive a gift from classmate Ye Lin by then!"
Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment. Amy used the problem I just faced to question Xiaoqin. Anyway, the two of them are incompatible and always want to cause trouble for each other.
As soon as this statement came out, everyone in the house was shocked. Except for Xiao Qin who had not come back from the bathroom (probably went to change sanitary napkins), the squad leader, Xiong Yaoyue, Da Xiaobao, PHS and Gong Caicai all looked at the scumbag with that kind of look. Look at me with eyes!
Xiaoqin said to Gong Caicai with her friendliest expression, but Gong Caicai felt uncomfortable and couldn't help but shudder.
"What?"
Xiong Yaoyue's eyes - no way? Doesn’t it mean that only pretty boys are good at playing with girls’ feelings? Can Ye Lin still be a scumbag when he grows up like this
"I remember, the squad leader was born on New Year's Eve, right?" Sure enough, someone mentioned the squad leader's birthday, and the loudspeaker laughed, "Just because the squad leader was in a hurry to crawl out of his mother's womb, only the squad leader in the second grade (3) class was born in the year of dragon, and the others My classmates are all Snakes!"
As for me, it was even more miserable. I was born only a few hours after the monitor, and on the first day of the Year of the Snake, not only did I lose the majestic "dragon" zodiac sign, but in the lunar calendar, I was one year shorter than the monitor - It's obviously just a day's difference!
"Nothing, just... recycling..."
No, Xiaoqin is just serious. I can bet that if I dared to have no lower limit just now, Xiaoqin would dare to perform a live AV with me in front of everyone. She is using her birthday gift to show off to the monitor and even Amy. Demonstration!
"What?"
Loudspeaker and PHS - found a scumbag, found a scumbag...
Xiaoqin said to Gong Caicai with her friendliest expression, but Gong Caicai felt uncomfortable and couldn't help but shudder.
After Xiong Yaoyue enthusiastically brought a roll of quilts, Xiao Qin did not take it, but asked Xiong Yaoyue to spread the quilt in the middle of the living room.
Loudspeaker and PHS - found a scumbag, found a scumbag...
"Hey! You misunderstood! This is all nonsense from children!" I quickly defended, and kept winking at Amy. Amy said "cut", turned her head and ignored me, and concentrated on drinking Coke.
"Just pounce on it!"
"Choose me! Choose me!" Xiong Yaoyue raised her right hand excitedly.
"To express my apology, let me perform a show for everyone, perform a magic trick!"
Gong Caicai—Classmate Ye Lin once told me that he was a scumbag and liked to flirt with women. It turned out to be true...
Everyone was confused and held their breath, wondering how Xiaoqin would transform into a living person.
"Classmate Ye Lin, classmate Ye Lin!" Xiaoqin called my name with her eyes closed.
"What?"
"Nothing, just... recycling..."
"Hey! You misunderstood! This is all nonsense from children!" I quickly defended, and kept winking at Amy. Amy said "cut", turned her head and ignored me, and concentrated on drinking Coke.
"I'm sorry!" Xiaoqin bowed to Gong Caicai sincerely, "I came out in a hurry and didn't bring a gift. I'm so sorry!"
Hey, hey, obviously the monitor and I haven't talked yet! Even if you know my birthday, you shouldn't skip it as monitor, right? Don't you really want me to know the monitor's birthday
Want me to volunteer? I want to see what Xiaoqin is capable of, how can she make me, a magic layman, disappear with a snap!
Of course, depending on the personality of each person, the subtext shown in the eyes will be different.
"To express my apology, let me perform a show for everyone, perform a magic trick!"
"Transform into a living person?" Xiong Yaoyue said excitedly, "This is a very difficult magic! Xiaoqin, can you perform it without being on the stage? I want to see it! I want to see it!"
"I'm sorry!" Xiaoqin bowed to Gong Caicai sincerely, "I came out in a hurry and didn't bring a gift. I'm so sorry!"
"To express my apology, let me perform a show for everyone, perform a magic trick!"
At this time, Xiaoqin returned to the living room, and everyone ended the discussion on this topic.
Loudspeaker and PHS - found a scumbag, found a scumbag...
Xiaoqin closed her eyes and opened her arms, calling: "Ye Lin, come here quickly! I can't perform this magic without you..."
"This is my first time to celebrate a classmate's birthday, so I feel a little nervous..."
Xiao Qin shouted confidently.
Everyone was confused and held their breath, wondering how Xiaoqin would transform into a living person.
At this time, Xiaoqin returned to the living room, and everyone ended the discussion on this topic.
Hey, hey, obviously the monitor and I haven't talked yet! Even if you know my birthday, you shouldn't skip it as monitor, right? Don't you really want me to know the monitor's birthday
Isn't it the "big transformation into a living person" routine that I'm familiar with? Is there another mystery
Xiaoqin continued to ask with a smile.
Xiaoqin said to Gong Caicai with her friendliest expression, but Gong Caicai felt uncomfortable and couldn't help but shudder.
I hit Xiaoqin on the head with a hammer, causing her to cry.
"The soup is almost dry. I'll go to the kitchen and have a look." The squad leader's words started to change the topic in the normal direction. After Xiong Yaoyue put away the quilt, everyone pretended that the "big transformation" incident was over.
At this time, Xiaoqin returned to the living room, and everyone ended the discussion on this topic.
Xiong Yaoyue's eyes - no way? Doesn’t it mean that only pretty boys are good at playing with girls’ feelings? Can Ye Lin still be a scumbag when he grows up like this
Xiaoqin said and took a step closer to me, while Amy made a threatening expression like a fierce dog about to bark to protect its food.
"Nothing, just... recycling..."
"Speaking of which, except Caicai, when is everyone's birthday? Can we celebrate it together in the future?"
The monitor glared at me dissatisfiedly, then Xiaoqin took a deep breath of the kitchen air and walked in happily.
"I can't control when I'm born..." The squad leader didn't seem to be proud of it. Although the idea of a dragon ruling a group of snakes has been mentioned before, the squad leader who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder always hopes that he can also tell everyone Same as snake, right
After Xiong Yaoyue enthusiastically brought a roll of quilts, Xiao Qin did not take it, but asked Xiong Yaoyue to spread the quilt in the middle of the living room.
"Just pounce on it!"
Xiaoqin said and took a step closer to me, while Amy made a threatening expression like a fierce dog about to bark to protect its food.
Xiaoqin continued to ask with a smile.
Hey, hey, obviously the monitor and I haven't talked yet! Even if you know my birthday, you shouldn't skip it as monitor, right? Don't you really want me to know the monitor's birthday
"Nothing, just... recycling..."
I hit Xiaoqin on the head with a hammer, causing her to cry.
I am a magic volunteer, not a sperm donor volunteer! Be normal! Gong Caicai, the timidest one, heard what you just said. Her brain was short-circuited. She kept muttering "quilt, quilt" back and forth. She didn't know what she was thinking!
As for me, it was even more miserable. I was born only a few hours after the monitor, and on the first day of the Year of the Snake, not only did I lose the majestic "dragon" zodiac sign, but in the lunar calendar, I was one year shorter than the monitor - It's obviously just a day's difference!
"Classmate Ye Lin, classmate Ye Lin!" Xiaoqin called my name with her eyes closed.
With his eyes closed, his hands were clasped in front of his chest, which was both a prayer movement and the posture of a pharaoh's mummy.
"My birthday passed in May," Xiong Yaoyue said carelessly. "At that time, the Steppenwolf team specially celebrated my birthday in the Internet cafe. The team captain personally assisted me, but I was unlucky and knelt down for seven consecutive times. Thinking of me I’m so angry…”
With his eyes closed, his hands were clasped in front of his chest, which was both a prayer movement and the posture of a pharaoh's mummy.
Also, why does the date July 28 sound so familiar? Think about it carefully, didn’t you memorize the date of World War I in history class? Xiaoqin, you were born on the day World War I broke out! No wonder there is always a bloody storm surrounding you!
"Come on, just come on!" Xiao Qin's tone suddenly became twisted, and her two well-proportioned legs rubbed against each other, "Just like what you wanted to do before, jump on me and press me down, Do what classmate Ye Lin loves to do the most! After ten months of this, the magic of transforming a living person... "
"What magic do you want to perform?" The monitor was also curious.
"It tastes so good! Monitor, please teach me how to cook!"
Loudspeaker and PHS - found a scumbag, found a scumbag...
"It tastes so good! Monitor, please teach me how to cook!"
"My birthday and PHS's birthday are both during the winter vacation." Da Xiaoxiao said with regret, "And we always spend it with our families, so we don't have much chance to go out to meet our classmates. It's a pity."
Also, why does the date July 28 sound so familiar? Think about it carefully, didn’t you memorize the date of World War I in history class? Xiaoqin, you were born on the day World War I broke out! No wonder there is always a bloody storm surrounding you!
Amy, whose birthday is on April Fool's Day, silently walked to the balcony to look at the scenery. She had a sense of joy from the "You guys chat, I'll leave first" series of comics, but she quickly came back because of her fear of heights.
Hey, hey, obviously the monitor and I haven't talked yet! Even if you know my birthday, you shouldn't skip it as monitor, right? Don't you really want me to know the monitor's birthday
Amy, whose birthday is on April Fool's Day, silently walked to the balcony to look at the scenery. She had a sense of joy from the "You guys chat, I'll leave first" series of comics, but she quickly came back because of her fear of heights.
I thought it was my turn as a volunteer to come on stage next. Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin took a step and naturally lay down on her back on the flat quilt.
"Hey! You misunderstood! This is all nonsense from children!" I quickly defended, and kept winking at Amy. Amy said "cut", turned her head and ignored me, and concentrated on drinking Coke.
At this time, Xiaoqin returned to the living room, and everyone ended the discussion on this topic.
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Have you finished talking? My birthday is on July 28th. I really hope I can receive a gift from classmate Ye Lin by then!"
Loudspeaker and PHS - found a scumbag, found a scumbag...
"Just pounce on it!"
Hey, hey, obviously the monitor and I haven't talked yet! Even if you know my birthday, you shouldn't skip it as monitor, right? Don't you really want me to know the monitor's birthday
Xiaoqin closed her eyes and opened her arms, calling: "Ye Lin, come here quickly! I can't perform this magic without you..."
I hit Xiaoqin on the head with a hammer, causing her to cry.
I am a magic volunteer, not a sperm donor volunteer! Be normal! Gong Caicai, the timidest one, heard what you just said. Her brain was short-circuited. She kept muttering "quilt, quilt" back and forth. She didn't know what she was thinking!
With his eyes closed, his hands were clasped in front of his chest, which was both a prayer movement and the posture of a pharaoh's mummy.
Also, why does the date July 28 sound so familiar? Think about it carefully, didn’t you memorize the date of World War I in history class? Xiaoqin, you were born on the day World War I broke out! No wonder there is always a bloody storm surrounding you!
"Uh-huh~" Xiao Qin pretended to cough, "My magic of transforming a living person requires the participation of a volunteer..."
I am a magic volunteer, not a sperm donor volunteer! Be normal! Gong Caicai, the timidest one, heard what you just said. Her brain was short-circuited. She kept muttering "quilt, quilt" back and forth. She didn't know what she was thinking!
"What?"
Eh? I know that Xiaoqin can do martial arts, but I have never heard that she can do magic? Do you want to use your super high hand speed to perform a blind trick in front of everyone? I have to keep my eyes open to see if I can see the flaws!
Combined with the monitor's constant rubbing of the edge of the plate with sandpaper, I suddenly realized: Monitor, are you trying to make the plate smaller? In this way, the gap will disappear and it will become a complete new plate, right? But it’s too difficult! It’s completely the difficulty level of “grinding an iron pestle into a needle”! Although this behavior can be regarded as a model of frugality, overall it is still stupid!
The monitor glared at me dissatisfiedly, then Xiaoqin took a deep breath of the kitchen air and walked in happily.
"I remember, the squad leader was born on New Year's Eve, right?" Sure enough, someone mentioned the squad leader's birthday, and the loudspeaker laughed, "Just because the squad leader was in a hurry to crawl out of his mother's womb, only the squad leader in the second grade (3) class was born in the year of dragon, and the others My classmates are all Snakes!"
Xiaoqin stretched out her hands, palms down, and said a lot of gibbering words to the quilt. If you listened carefully, you seemed to be able to hear a few words, "The sky is spirited and the earth is spirited."
With his eyes closed, his hands were clasped in front of his chest, which was both a prayer movement and the posture of a pharaoh's mummy.
Isn't it the "big transformation into a living person" routine that I'm familiar with? Is there another mystery
Everyone was confused and held their breath, wondering how Xiaoqin would transform into a living person.
"I can't control when I'm born..." The squad leader didn't seem to be proud of it. Although the idea of a dragon ruling a group of snakes has been mentioned before, the squad leader who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder always hopes that he can also tell everyone Same as snake, right
"Come on, just come on!" Xiao Qin's tone suddenly became twisted, and her two well-proportioned legs rubbed against each other, "Just like what you wanted to do before, jump on me and press me down, Do what classmate Ye Lin loves to do the most! After ten months of this, the magic of transforming a living person... "
"It tastes so good! Monitor, please teach me how to cook!"
Xiong Yaoyue's eyes - no way? Doesn’t it mean that only pretty boys are good at playing with girls’ feelings? Can Ye Lin still be a scumbag when he grows up like this
As soon as this statement came out, everyone in the house was shocked. Except for Xiao Qin who had not come back from the bathroom (probably went to change sanitary napkins), the squad leader, Xiong Yaoyue, Da Xiaobao, PHS and Gong Caicai all looked at the scumbag with that kind of look. Look at me with eyes!
"Transform into a living person?" Xiong Yaoyue said excitedly, "This is a very difficult magic! Xiaoqin, can you perform it without being on the stage? I want to see it! I want to see it!"
As for me, it was even more miserable. I was born only a few hours after the monitor, and on the first day of the Year of the Snake, not only did I lose the majestic "dragon" zodiac sign, but in the lunar calendar, I was one year shorter than the monitor - It's obviously just a day's difference!
Combined with the monitor's constant rubbing of the edge of the plate with sandpaper, I suddenly realized: Monitor, are you trying to make the plate smaller? In this way, the gap will disappear and it will become a complete new plate, right? But it’s too difficult! It’s completely the difficulty level of “grinding an iron pestle into a needle”! Although this behavior can be regarded as a model of frugality, overall it is still stupid!
"I'm sorry!" Xiaoqin bowed to Gong Caicai sincerely, "I came out in a hurry and didn't bring a gift. I'm so sorry!"
Want me to volunteer? I want to see what Xiaoqin is capable of, how can she make me, a magic layman, disappear with a snap!
Loudspeaker and PHS - found a scumbag, found a scumbag...
"My birthday and PHS's birthday are both during the winter vacation." Da Xiaoxiao said with regret, "And we always spend it with our families, so we don't have much chance to go out to meet our classmates. It's a pity."
Amy suddenly asked: "Violent woman, what birthday gift did you bring?"
Magic is your sister! I’ve never heard of such a cheating magic trick like yours! Let me be your father in ten months or something! Not to mention that you are currently on your period and will not be pregnant at all. The kind of me who can mate with you in front of the monitor and other girls simply does not exist!
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Have you finished talking? My birthday is on July 28th. I really hope I can receive a gift from classmate Ye Lin by then!"
Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment. Amy used the problem I just faced to question Xiaoqin. Anyway, the two of them are incompatible and always want to cause trouble for each other.
Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment. Amy used the problem I just faced to question Xiaoqin. Anyway, the two of them are incompatible and always want to cause trouble for each other.
"Nothing, just... recycling..."
Xiaoqin stretched out her hands, palms down, and said a lot of gibbering words to the quilt. If you listened carefully, you seemed to be able to hear a few words, "The sky is spirited and the earth is spirited."
"What magic do you want to perform?" The monitor was also curious.
Everyone was confused and held their breath, wondering how Xiaoqin would transform into a living person.
"What?"
Gong Caicai quickly came out to smooth things over, waving her hands and saying, "No, no gifts are needed! I'm very happy if everyone is willing to come..."
"Ah! Classmate Ye Lin is bullying! You agreed to be a volunteer for me!"
"I can't control when I'm born..." The squad leader didn't seem to be proud of it. Although the idea of a dragon ruling a group of snakes has been mentioned before, the squad leader who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder always hopes that he can also tell everyone Same as snake, right
Also, why does the date July 28 sound so familiar? Think about it carefully, didn’t you memorize the date of World War I in history class? Xiaoqin, you were born on the day World War I broke out! No wonder there is always a bloody storm surrounding you!
"My birthday passed in May," Xiong Yaoyue said carelessly. "At that time, the Steppenwolf team specially celebrated my birthday in the Internet cafe. The team captain personally assisted me, but I was unlucky and knelt down for seven consecutive times. Thinking of me I’m so angry…”
Want me to volunteer? I want to see what Xiaoqin is capable of, how can she make me, a magic layman, disappear with a snap!
"I'm sorry!" Xiaoqin bowed to Gong Caicai sincerely, "I came out in a hurry and didn't bring a gift. I'm so sorry!"
"Don't bother!" I grabbed the plate and threw it into the trash can. "No matter how many plates Gong Caicai breaks in the future, someone will always buy them for her. Why are you joining in the fun!"
"What?"
Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment. Amy used the problem I just faced to question Xiaoqin. Anyway, the two of them are incompatible and always want to cause trouble for each other.
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Amy, who found another bottle of Coke in the refrigerator, interrupted, "A male servant will not marry a violent woman as his wife! Let her be his girlfriend for the time being, just toying with her feelings. !”
"To express my apology, let me perform a show for everyone, perform a magic trick!"
I am a magic volunteer, not a sperm donor volunteer! Be normal! Gong Caicai, the timidest one, heard what you just said. Her brain was short-circuited. She kept muttering "quilt, quilt" back and forth. She didn't know what she was thinking!
Xiaoqin closed her eyes and opened her arms, calling: "Ye Lin, come here quickly! I can't perform this magic without you..."
"Uh-huh~" Xiao Qin pretended to cough, "My magic of transforming a living person requires the participation of a volunteer..."
The girls started chatting about gossip + cooking again, and I noticed the monitor hiding in the kitchen, desperately cleaning a plate.
Magic is your sister! I’ve never heard of such a cheating magic trick like yours! Let me be your father in ten months or something! Not to mention that you are currently on your period and will not be pregnant at all. The kind of me who can mate with you in front of the monitor and other girls simply does not exist!
Eh? I know that Xiaoqin can do martial arts, but I have never heard that she can do magic? Do you want to use your super high hand speed to perform a blind trick in front of everyone? I have to keep my eyes open to see if I can see the flaws!
"Uh-huh~" Xiao Qin pretended to cough, "My magic of transforming a living person requires the participation of a volunteer..."
Xiaoqin continued to ask with a smile.
"What magic do you want to perform?" The monitor was also curious.
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Amy, who found another bottle of Coke in the refrigerator, interrupted, "A male servant will not marry a violent woman as his wife! Let her be his girlfriend for the time being, just toying with her feelings. !”
"It tastes so good! Monitor, please teach me how to cook!"
"Speaking of which, except Caicai, when is everyone's birthday? Can we celebrate it together in the future?"
"Humph, at most it's just a knife and fork." Amy was not optimistic about Xiaoqin's performance.
The monitor glared at me dissatisfiedly, then Xiaoqin took a deep breath of the kitchen air and walked in happily.
"I remember, the squad leader was born on New Year's Eve, right?" Sure enough, someone mentioned the squad leader's birthday, and the loudspeaker laughed, "Just because the squad leader was in a hurry to crawl out of his mother's womb, only the squad leader in the second grade (3) class was born in the year of dragon, and the others My classmates are all Snakes!"
"Speaking of which, except Caicai, when is everyone's birthday? Can we celebrate it together in the future?"
Magic is your sister! I’ve never heard of such a cheating magic trick like yours! Let me be your father in ten months or something! Not to mention that you are currently on your period and will not be pregnant at all. The kind of me who can mate with you in front of the monitor and other girls simply does not exist!
"Uh-huh~" Xiao Qin pretended to cough, "My magic of transforming a living person requires the participation of a volunteer..."
Isn't it the "big transformation into a living person" routine that I'm familiar with? Is there another mystery
Xiaoqin stretched out her hands, palms down, and said a lot of gibbering words to the quilt. If you listened carefully, you seemed to be able to hear a few words, "The sky is spirited and the earth is spirited."
"I remember, the squad leader was born on New Year's Eve, right?" Sure enough, someone mentioned the squad leader's birthday, and the loudspeaker laughed, "Just because the squad leader was in a hurry to crawl out of his mother's womb, only the squad leader in the second grade (3) class was born in the year of dragon, and the others My classmates are all Snakes!"
"I...I want to perform 'The Big Transformation' for everyone!"
Amy suddenly asked: "Violent woman, what birthday gift did you bring?"
After Xiong Yaoyue enthusiastically brought a roll of quilts, Xiao Qin did not take it, but asked Xiong Yaoyue to spread the quilt in the middle of the living room.
"It turned out to be a skit!" Big Speaker let out a long sigh of relief, "Seeing how serious Xiao Qin looked just now, I thought she was just kidding! It's so funny, even if you are a childhood sweetheart, you can't make such a joke!"
"Come on, just come on!" Xiao Qin's tone suddenly became twisted, and her two well-proportioned legs rubbed against each other, "Just like what you wanted to do before, jump on me and press me down, Do what classmate Ye Lin loves to do the most! After ten months of this, the magic of transforming a living person... "
I am a magic volunteer, not a sperm donor volunteer! Be normal! Gong Caicai, the timidest one, heard what you just said. Her brain was short-circuited. She kept muttering "quilt, quilt" back and forth. She didn't know what she was thinking!
I thought it was my turn as a volunteer to come on stage next. Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin took a step and naturally lay down on her back on the flat quilt.
"I can't control when I'm born..." The squad leader didn't seem to be proud of it. Although the idea of a dragon ruling a group of snakes has been mentioned before, the squad leader who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder always hopes that he can also tell everyone Same as snake, right
Xiao Qin shouted confidently.
"Nothing, just... recycling..."
"Haha, my style is more traditional and I am used to using quilts to transform people into living beings."
Gong Caicai—Classmate Ye Lin once told me that he was a scumbag and liked to flirt with women. It turned out to be true...
"Speaking of which, except Caicai, when is everyone's birthday? Can we celebrate it together in the future?"
"Transform into a living person?" Xiong Yaoyue said excitedly, "This is a very difficult magic! Xiaoqin, can you perform it without being on the stage? I want to see it! I want to see it!"
Xiaoqin said and took a step closer to me, while Amy made a threatening expression like a fierce dog about to bark to protect its food.
Xiong Yaoyue's eyes - no way? Doesn’t it mean that only pretty boys are good at playing with girls’ feelings? Can Ye Lin still be a scumbag when he grows up like this
"Haha, my style is more traditional and I am used to using quilts to transform people into living beings."
"Just pounce on it!"
"Humph, at most it's just a knife and fork." Amy was not optimistic about Xiaoqin's performance.
"Uh-huh~" Xiao Qin pretended to cough, "My magic of transforming a living person requires the participation of a volunteer..."
"Humph, at most it's just a knife and fork." Amy was not optimistic about Xiaoqin's performance.
Everyone was confused and held their breath, wondering how Xiaoqin would transform into a living person.
"Haha, my style is more traditional and I am used to using quilts to transform people into living beings."
Xiao Qin shouted confidently.
Amy suddenly asked: "Violent woman, what birthday gift did you bring?"
It takes a magician's arm strength to use a quilt to transform a living person! Is it a cheap magic trick to take apart the quilt and put a "living person" into the quilt? Don't destroy Gong Caicai's quilt! Don't ruin the magician's reputation! When Liu Qian sees you doing magic like this, he will burst into tears and wish to clean up the house!
Also, why does the date July 28 sound so familiar? Think about it carefully, didn’t you memorize the date of World War I in history class? Xiaoqin, you were born on the day World War I broke out! No wonder there is always a bloody storm surrounding you!
"Choose me! Choose me!" Xiong Yaoyue raised her right hand excitedly.
"Monitor, what are you doing?" I was very confused, and when the monitor found out that I had discovered his behavior, he felt a little embarrassed, and a blush flew over his face.
"What magic do you want to perform?" The monitor was also curious.
As for me, it was even more miserable. I was born only a few hours after the monitor, and on the first day of the Year of the Snake, not only did I lose the majestic "dragon" zodiac sign, but in the lunar calendar, I was one year shorter than the monitor - It's obviously just a day's difference!
Magic is your sister! I’ve never heard of such a cheating magic trick like yours! Let me be your father in ten months or something! Not to mention that you are currently on your period and will not be pregnant at all. The kind of me who can mate with you in front of the monitor and other girls simply does not exist!
Of course, depending on the personality of each person, the subtext shown in the eyes will be different.
"Sorry, I'm not proficient in this magic yet. The volunteer must be classmate Ye Lin."
I hit Xiaoqin on the head with a hammer, causing her to cry.
The look in the monitor’s eyes—didn’t he say that she would become a adopted sister in the future? What a scumbag you are to play with your adopted sister’s feelings!
"Cotton, quilt?" Gong Caicai asked in surprise, "Don't they usually use large red silk?"
Xiaoqin closed her eyes and opened her arms, calling: "Ye Lin, come here quickly! I can't perform this magic without you..."
"I can't control when I'm born..." The squad leader didn't seem to be proud of it. Although the idea of a dragon ruling a group of snakes has been mentioned before, the squad leader who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder always hopes that he can also tell everyone Same as snake, right
Xiaoqin said and took a step closer to me, while Amy made a threatening expression like a fierce dog about to bark to protect its food.
"Choose me! Choose me!" Xiong Yaoyue raised her right hand excitedly.
"Uh-huh~" Xiao Qin pretended to cough, "My magic of transforming a living person requires the participation of a volunteer..."
"I...I want to perform 'The Big Transformation' for everyone!"
"I can't control when I'm born..." The squad leader didn't seem to be proud of it. Although the idea of a dragon ruling a group of snakes has been mentioned before, the squad leader who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder always hopes that he can also tell everyone Same as snake, right
Want me to volunteer? I want to see what Xiaoqin is capable of, how can she make me, a magic layman, disappear with a snap!
No, Xiaoqin is just serious. I can bet that if I dared to have no lower limit just now, Xiaoqin would dare to perform a live AV with me in front of everyone. She is using her birthday gift to show off to the monitor and even Amy. Demonstration!
The look in the monitor’s eyes—didn’t he say that she would become a adopted sister in the future? What a scumbag you are to play with your adopted sister’s feelings!
"In addition to classmate Ye Lin, I also need some other props," Xiao Qin continued, "Cai Cai, do you have a quilt at home that you can lend me?"
Gong Caicai quickly came out to smooth things over, waving her hands and saying, "No, no gifts are needed! I'm very happy if everyone is willing to come..."
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Have you finished talking? My birthday is on July 28th. I really hope I can receive a gift from classmate Ye Lin by then!"
"Cotton, quilt?" Gong Caicai asked in surprise, "Don't they usually use large red silk?"
As soon as this statement came out, everyone in the house was shocked. Except for Xiao Qin who had not come back from the bathroom (probably went to change sanitary napkins), the squad leader, Xiong Yaoyue, Da Xiaobao, PHS and Gong Caicai all looked at the scumbag with that kind of look. Look at me with eyes!
"My birthday passed in May," Xiong Yaoyue said carelessly. "At that time, the Steppenwolf team specially celebrated my birthday in the Internet cafe. The team captain personally assisted me, but I was unlucky and knelt down for seven consecutive times. Thinking of me I’m so angry…”
I thought it was my turn as a volunteer to come on stage next. Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin took a step and naturally lay down on her back on the flat quilt.
Want me to volunteer? I want to see what Xiaoqin is capable of, how can she make me, a magic layman, disappear with a snap!
I thought it was my turn as a volunteer to come on stage next. Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin took a step and naturally lay down on her back on the flat quilt.
"My birthday passed in May," Xiong Yaoyue said carelessly. "At that time, the Steppenwolf team specially celebrated my birthday in the Internet cafe. The team captain personally assisted me, but I was unlucky and knelt down for seven consecutive times. Thinking of me I’m so angry…”
"Haha, my style is more traditional and I am used to using quilts to transform people into living beings."
"Transform into a living person?" Xiong Yaoyue said excitedly, "This is a very difficult magic! Xiaoqin, can you perform it without being on the stage? I want to see it! I want to see it!"
It takes a magician's arm strength to use a quilt to transform a living person! Is it a cheap magic trick to take apart the quilt and put a "living person" into the quilt? Don't destroy Gong Caicai's quilt! Don't ruin the magician's reputation! When Liu Qian sees you doing magic like this, he will burst into tears and wish to clean up the house!
At this time, Xiaoqin returned to the living room, and everyone ended the discussion on this topic.
It takes a magician's arm strength to use a quilt to transform a living person! Is it a cheap magic trick to take apart the quilt and put a "living person" into the quilt? Don't destroy Gong Caicai's quilt! Don't ruin the magician's reputation! When Liu Qian sees you doing magic like this, he will burst into tears and wish to clean up the house!
With his eyes closed, his hands were clasped in front of his chest, which was both a prayer movement and the posture of a pharaoh's mummy.
Why wipe the dishes without using water? Is it to save money? Is the monitor going too far? I was about to go over and say a few words, but when I got closer, I discovered that the monitor used to wipe the plate with a piece of sandpaper, and the plate in her hand was also a chipped plate.
Everyone was confused and held their breath, wondering how Xiaoqin would transform into a living person.
I thought it was my turn as a volunteer to come on stage next. Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin took a step and naturally lay down on her back on the flat quilt.
Xiao Qin shouted confidently.
It takes a magician's arm strength to use a quilt to transform a living person! Is it a cheap magic trick to take apart the quilt and put a "living person" into the quilt? Don't destroy Gong Caicai's quilt! Don't ruin the magician's reputation! When Liu Qian sees you doing magic like this, he will burst into tears and wish to clean up the house!
After Xiong Yaoyue enthusiastically brought a roll of quilts, Xiao Qin did not take it, but asked Xiong Yaoyue to spread the quilt in the middle of the living room.
As for me, it was even more miserable. I was born only a few hours after the monitor, and on the first day of the Year of the Snake, not only did I lose the majestic "dragon" zodiac sign, but in the lunar calendar, I was one year shorter than the monitor - It's obviously just a day's difference!
Eh? I know that Xiaoqin can do martial arts, but I have never heard that she can do magic? Do you want to use your super high hand speed to perform a blind trick in front of everyone? I have to keep my eyes open to see if I can see the flaws!
Xiao Qin shouted confidently.
Isn't it the "big transformation into a living person" routine that I'm familiar with? Is there another mystery
"Hahahaha -" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly covered her stomach and laughed. She pointed at Xiaoqin and said, "This show is so interesting! It turns out it's not a magic trick but a sketch! 'The process of transforming a living person into a living person in ten months', I You have to remember it! It might come in handy in the future! Monitor, let Xiaoqin perform this show on the next New Year's Day party!"
It takes a magician's arm strength to use a quilt to transform a living person! Is it a cheap magic trick to take apart the quilt and put a "living person" into the quilt? Don't destroy Gong Caicai's quilt! Don't ruin the magician's reputation! When Liu Qian sees you doing magic like this, he will burst into tears and wish to clean up the house!
As for me, it was even more miserable. I was born only a few hours after the monitor, and on the first day of the Year of the Snake, not only did I lose the majestic "dragon" zodiac sign, but in the lunar calendar, I was one year shorter than the monitor - It's obviously just a day's difference!
"I can't control when I'm born..." The squad leader didn't seem to be proud of it. Although the idea of a dragon ruling a group of snakes has been mentioned before, the squad leader who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder always hopes that he can also tell everyone Same as snake, right
No, Xiaoqin is just serious. I can bet that if I dared to have no lower limit just now, Xiaoqin would dare to perform a live AV with me in front of everyone. She is using her birthday gift to show off to the monitor and even Amy. Demonstration!
"This is my first time to celebrate a classmate's birthday, so I feel a little nervous..."
I thought it was my turn as a volunteer to come on stage next. Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin took a step and naturally lay down on her back on the flat quilt.
"In addition to classmate Ye Lin, I also need some other props," Xiao Qin continued, "Cai Cai, do you have a quilt at home that you can lend me?"
Xiaoqin stretched out her hands, palms down, and said a lot of gibbering words to the quilt. If you listened carefully, you seemed to be able to hear a few words, "The sky is spirited and the earth is spirited."
Xiaoqin said and took a step closer to me, while Amy made a threatening expression like a fierce dog about to bark to protect its food.
Amy suddenly asked: "Violent woman, what birthday gift did you bring?"
"Monitor, what are you doing?" I was very confused, and when the monitor found out that I had discovered his behavior, he felt a little embarrassed, and a blush flew over his face.
The look in the monitor’s eyes—didn’t he say that she would become a adopted sister in the future? What a scumbag you are to play with your adopted sister’s feelings!
I hit Xiaoqin on the head with a hammer, causing her to cry.
I thought it was my turn as a volunteer to come on stage next. Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin took a step and naturally lay down on her back on the flat quilt.
Xiaoqin continued to ask with a smile.
Xiaoqin continued to ask with a smile.
The look in the monitor’s eyes—didn’t he say that she would become a adopted sister in the future? What a scumbag you are to play with your adopted sister’s feelings!
Combined with the monitor's constant rubbing of the edge of the plate with sandpaper, I suddenly realized: Monitor, are you trying to make the plate smaller? In this way, the gap will disappear and it will become a complete new plate, right? But it’s too difficult! It’s completely the difficulty level of “grinding an iron pestle into a needle”! Although this behavior can be regarded as a model of frugality, overall it is still stupid!
"This is my first time to celebrate a classmate's birthday, so I feel a little nervous..."
Gong Caicai—Classmate Ye Lin once told me that he was a scumbag and liked to flirt with women. It turned out to be true...
With his eyes closed, his hands were clasped in front of his chest, which was both a prayer movement and the posture of a pharaoh's mummy.
"Haha, my style is more traditional and I am used to using quilts to transform people into living beings."
"It turned out to be a skit!" Big Speaker let out a long sigh of relief, "Seeing how serious Xiao Qin looked just now, I thought she was just kidding! It's so funny, even if you are a childhood sweetheart, you can't make such a joke!"
Eh? I know that Xiaoqin can do martial arts, but I have never heard that she can do magic? Do you want to use your super high hand speed to perform a blind trick in front of everyone? I have to keep my eyes open to see if I can see the flaws!
Loudspeaker and PHS - found a scumbag, found a scumbag...
Everyone was confused and held their breath, wondering how Xiaoqin would transform into a living person.
Xiaoqin said and took a step closer to me, while Amy made a threatening expression like a fierce dog about to bark to protect its food.
"Hahahaha -" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly covered her stomach and laughed. She pointed at Xiaoqin and said, "This show is so interesting! It turns out it's not a magic trick but a sketch! 'The process of transforming a living person into a living person in ten months', I You have to remember it! It might come in handy in the future! Monitor, let Xiaoqin perform this show on the next New Year's Day party!"
Xiaoqin said and took a step closer to me, while Amy made a threatening expression like a fierce dog about to bark to protect its food.
"Classmate Ye Lin, classmate Ye Lin!" Xiaoqin called my name with her eyes closed.
"Monitor, what are you doing?" I was very confused, and when the monitor found out that I had discovered his behavior, he felt a little embarrassed, and a blush flew over his face.
"Eh? What should I do?" I hurriedly walked to the quilt and looked at Xiaoqin lying on his back.
"It's your turn to play! If you don't play, the magic will be ruined!"
Also, why does the date July 28 sound so familiar? Think about it carefully, didn’t you memorize the date of World War I in history class? Xiaoqin, you were born on the day World War I broke out! No wonder there is always a bloody storm surrounding you!
No, Xiaoqin is just serious. I can bet that if I dared to have no lower limit just now, Xiaoqin would dare to perform a live AV with me in front of everyone. She is using her birthday gift to show off to the monitor and even Amy. Demonstration!
"Eh? What should I do?" I hurriedly walked to the quilt and looked at Xiaoqin lying on his back.
The monitor glared at me dissatisfiedly, then Xiaoqin took a deep breath of the kitchen air and walked in happily.
"My birthday passed in May," Xiong Yaoyue said carelessly. "At that time, the Steppenwolf team specially celebrated my birthday in the Internet cafe. The team captain personally assisted me, but I was unlucky and knelt down for seven consecutive times. Thinking of me I’m so angry…”
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Have you finished talking? My birthday is on July 28th. I really hope I can receive a gift from classmate Ye Lin by then!"
"What?"
"My birthday and PHS's birthday are both during the winter vacation." Da Xiaoxiao said with regret, "And we always spend it with our families, so we don't have much chance to go out to meet our classmates. It's a pity."
"It turned out to be a skit!" Big Speaker let out a long sigh of relief, "Seeing how serious Xiao Qin looked just now, I thought she was just kidding! It's so funny, even if you are a childhood sweetheart, you can't make such a joke!"
"It turned out to be a skit!" Big Speaker let out a long sigh of relief, "Seeing how serious Xiao Qin looked just now, I thought she was just kidding! It's so funny, even if you are a childhood sweetheart, you can't make such a joke!"
"Hahahaha -" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly covered her stomach and laughed. She pointed at Xiaoqin and said, "This show is so interesting! It turns out it's not a magic trick but a sketch! 'The process of transforming a living person into a living person in ten months', I You have to remember it! It might come in handy in the future! Monitor, let Xiaoqin perform this show on the next New Year's Day party!"
"Just pounce on it!"
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Amy, who found another bottle of Coke in the refrigerator, interrupted, "A male servant will not marry a violent woman as his wife! Let her be his girlfriend for the time being, just toying with her feelings. !”
"It turned out to be a skit!" Big Speaker let out a long sigh of relief, "Seeing how serious Xiao Qin looked just now, I thought she was just kidding! It's so funny, even if you are a childhood sweetheart, you can't make such a joke!"
I am a magic volunteer, not a sperm donor volunteer! Be normal! Gong Caicai, the timidest one, heard what you just said. Her brain was short-circuited. She kept muttering "quilt, quilt" back and forth. She didn't know what she was thinking!
With his eyes closed, his hands were clasped in front of his chest, which was both a prayer movement and the posture of a pharaoh's mummy.
"My birthday passed in May," Xiong Yaoyue said carelessly. "At that time, the Steppenwolf team specially celebrated my birthday in the Internet cafe. The team captain personally assisted me, but I was unlucky and knelt down for seven consecutive times. Thinking of me I’m so angry…”
Xiaoqin said to Gong Caicai with her friendliest expression, but Gong Caicai felt uncomfortable and couldn't help but shudder.
"I can't control when I'm born..." The squad leader didn't seem to be proud of it. Although the idea of a dragon ruling a group of snakes has been mentioned before, the squad leader who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder always hopes that he can also tell everyone Same as snake, right
Loudspeaker and PHS - found a scumbag, found a scumbag...
"What?"
"Just pounce on it!"
No, Xiaoqin is just serious. I can bet that if I dared to have no lower limit just now, Xiaoqin would dare to perform a live AV with me in front of everyone. She is using her birthday gift to show off to the monitor and even Amy. Demonstration!
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Amy, who found another bottle of Coke in the refrigerator, interrupted, "A male servant will not marry a violent woman as his wife! Let her be his girlfriend for the time being, just toying with her feelings. !”
"Come on, just come on!" Xiao Qin's tone suddenly became twisted, and her two well-proportioned legs rubbed against each other, "Just like what you wanted to do before, jump on me and press me down, Do what classmate Ye Lin loves to do the most! After ten months of this, the magic of transforming a living person... "
Xiao Qin shouted confidently.
"It tastes so good! Monitor, please teach me how to cook!"
"I'm sorry!" Xiaoqin bowed to Gong Caicai sincerely, "I came out in a hurry and didn't bring a gift. I'm so sorry!"
Magic is your sister! I’ve never heard of such a cheating magic trick like yours! Let me be your father in ten months or something! Not to mention that you are currently on your period and will not be pregnant at all. The kind of me who can mate with you in front of the monitor and other girls simply does not exist!
Everyone was confused and held their breath, wondering how Xiaoqin would transform into a living person.
"It's your turn to play! If you don't play, the magic will be ruined!"
"Transform into a living person?" Xiong Yaoyue said excitedly, "This is a very difficult magic! Xiaoqin, can you perform it without being on the stage? I want to see it! I want to see it!"
I hit Xiaoqin on the head with a hammer, causing her to cry.
I hit Xiaoqin on the head with a hammer, causing her to cry.
"It's your turn to play! If you don't play, the magic will be ruined!"
The monitor glared at me dissatisfiedly, then Xiaoqin took a deep breath of the kitchen air and walked in happily.
"The soup is almost dry. I'll go to the kitchen and have a look." The squad leader's words started to change the topic in the normal direction. After Xiong Yaoyue put away the quilt, everyone pretended that the "big transformation" incident was over.
Xiaoqin closed her eyes and opened her arms, calling: "Ye Lin, come here quickly! I can't perform this magic without you..."
Gong Caicai quickly came out to smooth things over, waving her hands and saying, "No, no gifts are needed! I'm very happy if everyone is willing to come..."
"The soup is almost dry. I'll go to the kitchen and have a look." The squad leader's words started to change the topic in the normal direction. After Xiong Yaoyue put away the quilt, everyone pretended that the "big transformation" incident was over.
I thought it was my turn as a volunteer to come on stage next. Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin took a step and naturally lay down on her back on the flat quilt.
Combined with the monitor's constant rubbing of the edge of the plate with sandpaper, I suddenly realized: Monitor, are you trying to make the plate smaller? In this way, the gap will disappear and it will become a complete new plate, right? But it’s too difficult! It’s completely the difficulty level of “grinding an iron pestle into a needle”! Although this behavior can be regarded as a model of frugality, overall it is still stupid!
"This is my first time to celebrate a classmate's birthday, so I feel a little nervous..."
Of course, depending on the personality of each person, the subtext shown in the eyes will be different.
"Nothing, just... recycling..."
I hit Xiaoqin on the head with a hammer, causing her to cry.
Combined with the monitor's constant rubbing of the edge of the plate with sandpaper, I suddenly realized: Monitor, are you trying to make the plate smaller? In this way, the gap will disappear and it will become a complete new plate, right? But it’s too difficult! It’s completely the difficulty level of “grinding an iron pestle into a needle”! Although this behavior can be regarded as a model of frugality, overall it is still stupid!
"In addition to classmate Ye Lin, I also need some other props," Xiao Qin continued, "Cai Cai, do you have a quilt at home that you can lend me?"
"Ah! Classmate Ye Lin is bullying! You agreed to be a volunteer for me!"
"I...I want to perform 'The Big Transformation' for everyone!"
"Sorry, I'm not proficient in this magic yet. The volunteer must be classmate Ye Lin."
Why wipe the dishes without using water? Is it to save money? Is the monitor going too far? I was about to go over and say a few words, but when I got closer, I discovered that the monitor used to wipe the plate with a piece of sandpaper, and the plate in her hand was also a chipped plate.
"To express my apology, let me perform a show for everyone, perform a magic trick!"
"My birthday passed in May," Xiong Yaoyue said carelessly. "At that time, the Steppenwolf team specially celebrated my birthday in the Internet cafe. The team captain personally assisted me, but I was unlucky and knelt down for seven consecutive times. Thinking of me I’m so angry…”
I am a magic volunteer, not a sperm donor volunteer! Be normal! Gong Caicai, the timidest one, heard what you just said. Her brain was short-circuited. She kept muttering "quilt, quilt" back and forth. She didn't know what she was thinking!
"I...I want to perform 'The Big Transformation' for everyone!"
Want me to volunteer? I want to see what Xiaoqin is capable of, how can she make me, a magic layman, disappear with a snap!
Eh? I know that Xiaoqin can do martial arts, but I have never heard that she can do magic? Do you want to use your super high hand speed to perform a blind trick in front of everyone? I have to keep my eyes open to see if I can see the flaws!
"Choose me! Choose me!" Xiong Yaoyue raised her right hand excitedly.
With his eyes closed, his hands were clasped in front of his chest, which was both a prayer movement and the posture of a pharaoh's mummy.
"Come on, just come on!" Xiao Qin's tone suddenly became twisted, and her two well-proportioned legs rubbed against each other, "Just like what you wanted to do before, jump on me and press me down, Do what classmate Ye Lin loves to do the most! After ten months of this, the magic of transforming a living person... "
"Hahahaha -" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly covered her stomach and laughed. She pointed at Xiaoqin and said, "This show is so interesting! It turns out it's not a magic trick but a sketch! 'The process of transforming a living person into a living person in ten months', I You have to remember it! It might come in handy in the future! Monitor, let Xiaoqin perform this show on the next New Year's Day party!"
No, Xiaoqin is just serious. I can bet that if I dared to have no lower limit just now, Xiaoqin would dare to perform a live AV with me in front of everyone. She is using her birthday gift to show off to the monitor and even Amy. Demonstration!
"Hahahaha -" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly covered her stomach and laughed. She pointed at Xiaoqin and said, "This show is so interesting! It turns out it's not a magic trick but a sketch! 'The process of transforming a living person into a living person in ten months', I You have to remember it! It might come in handy in the future! Monitor, let Xiaoqin perform this show on the next New Year's Day party!"
"Transform into a living person?" Xiong Yaoyue said excitedly, "This is a very difficult magic! Xiaoqin, can you perform it without being on the stage? I want to see it! I want to see it!"
Xiao Qin shouted confidently.
Isn't it the "big transformation into a living person" routine that I'm familiar with? Is there another mystery
"It turned out to be a skit!" Big Speaker let out a long sigh of relief, "Seeing how serious Xiao Qin looked just now, I thought she was just kidding! It's so funny, even if you are a childhood sweetheart, you can't make such a joke!"
"Come on, just come on!" Xiao Qin's tone suddenly became twisted, and her two well-proportioned legs rubbed against each other, "Just like what you wanted to do before, jump on me and press me down, Do what classmate Ye Lin loves to do the most! After ten months of this, the magic of transforming a living person... "
"It's your turn to play! If you don't play, the magic will be ruined!"
"Hey! You misunderstood! This is all nonsense from children!" I quickly defended, and kept winking at Amy. Amy said "cut", turned her head and ignored me, and concentrated on drinking Coke.
Gong Caicai quickly came out to smooth things over, waving her hands and saying, "No, no gifts are needed! I'm very happy if everyone is willing to come..."
Xiaoqin stretched out her hands, palms down, and said a lot of gibbering words to the quilt. If you listened carefully, you seemed to be able to hear a few words, "The sky is spirited and the earth is spirited."
"The soup is almost dry. I'll go to the kitchen and have a look." The squad leader's words started to change the topic in the normal direction. After Xiong Yaoyue put away the quilt, everyone pretended that the "big transformation" incident was over.
Amy, whose birthday is on April Fool's Day, silently walked to the balcony to look at the scenery. She had a sense of joy from the "You guys chat, I'll leave first" series of comics, but she quickly came back because of her fear of heights.
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Have you finished talking? My birthday is on July 28th. I really hope I can receive a gift from classmate Ye Lin by then!"
No, Xiaoqin is just serious. I can bet that if I dared to have no lower limit just now, Xiaoqin would dare to perform a live AV with me in front of everyone. She is using her birthday gift to show off to the monitor and even Amy. Demonstration!
Magic is your sister! I’ve never heard of such a cheating magic trick like yours! Let me be your father in ten months or something! Not to mention that you are currently on your period and will not be pregnant at all. The kind of me who can mate with you in front of the monitor and other girls simply does not exist!
Gong Caicai quickly came out to smooth things over, waving her hands and saying, "No, no gifts are needed! I'm very happy if everyone is willing to come..."
Magic is your sister! I’ve never heard of such a cheating magic trick like yours! Let me be your father in ten months or something! Not to mention that you are currently on your period and will not be pregnant at all. The kind of me who can mate with you in front of the monitor and other girls simply does not exist!
Want me to volunteer? I want to see what Xiaoqin is capable of, how can she make me, a magic layman, disappear with a snap!
Xiaoqin stretched out her hands, palms down, and said a lot of gibbering words to the quilt. If you listened carefully, you seemed to be able to hear a few words, "The sky is spirited and the earth is spirited."
Combined with the monitor's constant rubbing of the edge of the plate with sandpaper, I suddenly realized: Monitor, are you trying to make the plate smaller? In this way, the gap will disappear and it will become a complete new plate, right? But it’s too difficult! It’s completely the difficulty level of “grinding an iron pestle into a needle”! Although this behavior can be regarded as a model of frugality, overall it is still stupid!
"Monitor, what are you doing?" I was very confused, and when the monitor found out that I had discovered his behavior, he felt a little embarrassed, and a blush flew over his face.
"Speaking of which, except Caicai, when is everyone's birthday? Can we celebrate it together in the future?"
"The soup is almost dry. I'll go to the kitchen and have a look." The squad leader's words started to change the topic in the normal direction. After Xiong Yaoyue put away the quilt, everyone pretended that the "big transformation" incident was over.
Hey, hey, obviously the monitor and I haven't talked yet! Even if you know my birthday, you shouldn't skip it as monitor, right? Don't you really want me to know the monitor's birthday
Xiaoqin said and took a step closer to me, while Amy made a threatening expression like a fierce dog about to bark to protect its food.
Want me to volunteer? I want to see what Xiaoqin is capable of, how can she make me, a magic layman, disappear with a snap!
Gong Caicai quickly came out to smooth things over, waving her hands and saying, "No, no gifts are needed! I'm very happy if everyone is willing to come..."
The girls started chatting about gossip + cooking again, and I noticed the monitor hiding in the kitchen, desperately cleaning a plate.
"I can't control when I'm born..." The squad leader didn't seem to be proud of it. Although the idea of a dragon ruling a group of snakes has been mentioned before, the squad leader who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder always hopes that he can also tell everyone Same as snake, right
"Eh? What should I do?" I hurriedly walked to the quilt and looked at Xiaoqin lying on his back.
Everyone was confused and held their breath, wondering how Xiaoqin would transform into a living person.
The monitor glared at me dissatisfiedly, then Xiaoqin took a deep breath of the kitchen air and walked in happily.
"Classmate Ye Lin, classmate Ye Lin!" Xiaoqin called my name with her eyes closed.
It takes a magician's arm strength to use a quilt to transform a living person! Is it a cheap magic trick to take apart the quilt and put a "living person" into the quilt? Don't destroy Gong Caicai's quilt! Don't ruin the magician's reputation! When Liu Qian sees you doing magic like this, he will burst into tears and wish to clean up the house!
Why wipe the dishes without using water? Is it to save money? Is the monitor going too far? I was about to go over and say a few words, but when I got closer, I discovered that the monitor used to wipe the plate with a piece of sandpaper, and the plate in her hand was also a chipped plate.
"Monitor, what are you doing?" I was very confused, and when the monitor found out that I had discovered his behavior, he felt a little embarrassed, and a blush flew over his face.
"It turned out to be a skit!" Big Speaker let out a long sigh of relief, "Seeing how serious Xiao Qin looked just now, I thought she was just kidding! It's so funny, even if you are a childhood sweetheart, you can't make such a joke!"
"My birthday and PHS's birthday are both during the winter vacation." Da Xiaoxiao said with regret, "And we always spend it with our families, so we don't have much chance to go out to meet our classmates. It's a pity."
"Monitor, what are you doing?" I was very confused, and when the monitor found out that I had discovered his behavior, he felt a little embarrassed, and a blush flew over his face.
"What?"
At this time, Xiaoqin returned to the living room, and everyone ended the discussion on this topic.
"Monitor, what are you doing?" I was very confused, and when the monitor found out that I had discovered his behavior, he felt a little embarrassed, and a blush flew over his face.
Xiaoqin continued to ask with a smile.
After Xiong Yaoyue enthusiastically brought a roll of quilts, Xiao Qin did not take it, but asked Xiong Yaoyue to spread the quilt in the middle of the living room.
Xiaoqin stretched out her hands, palms down, and said a lot of gibbering words to the quilt. If you listened carefully, you seemed to be able to hear a few words, "The sky is spirited and the earth is spirited."
"It tastes so good! Monitor, please teach me how to cook!"
"Nothing, just... recycling..."
Amy suddenly asked: "Violent woman, what birthday gift did you bring?"
As soon as this statement came out, everyone in the house was shocked. Except for Xiao Qin who had not come back from the bathroom (probably went to change sanitary napkins), the squad leader, Xiong Yaoyue, Da Xiaobao, PHS and Gong Caicai all looked at the scumbag with that kind of look. Look at me with eyes!
"Classmate Ye Lin, classmate Ye Lin!" Xiaoqin called my name with her eyes closed.
It takes a magician's arm strength to use a quilt to transform a living person! Is it a cheap magic trick to take apart the quilt and put a "living person" into the quilt? Don't destroy Gong Caicai's quilt! Don't ruin the magician's reputation! When Liu Qian sees you doing magic like this, he will burst into tears and wish to clean up the house!
"Choose me! Choose me!" Xiong Yaoyue raised her right hand excitedly.
"Haha, my style is more traditional and I am used to using quilts to transform people into living beings."
"Monitor, what are you doing?" I was very confused, and when the monitor found out that I had discovered his behavior, he felt a little embarrassed, and a blush flew over his face.
"I'm sorry!" Xiaoqin bowed to Gong Caicai sincerely, "I came out in a hurry and didn't bring a gift. I'm so sorry!"
Combined with the monitor's constant rubbing of the edge of the plate with sandpaper, I suddenly realized: Monitor, are you trying to make the plate smaller? In this way, the gap will disappear and it will become a complete new plate, right? But it’s too difficult! It’s completely the difficulty level of “grinding an iron pestle into a needle”! Although this behavior can be regarded as a model of frugality, overall it is still stupid!
"It's your turn to play! If you don't play, the magic will be ruined!"
Amy, whose birthday is on April Fool's Day, silently walked to the balcony to look at the scenery. She had a sense of joy from the "You guys chat, I'll leave first" series of comics, but she quickly came back because of her fear of heights.
"Ah! Classmate Ye Lin is bullying! You agreed to be a volunteer for me!"
"It tastes so good! Monitor, please teach me how to cook!"
Xiaoqin said and took a step closer to me, while Amy made a threatening expression like a fierce dog about to bark to protect its food.
Eh? I know that Xiaoqin can do martial arts, but I have never heard that she can do magic? Do you want to use your super high hand speed to perform a blind trick in front of everyone? I have to keep my eyes open to see if I can see the flaws!
"What magic do you want to perform?" The monitor was also curious.
With his eyes closed, his hands were clasped in front of his chest, which was both a prayer movement and the posture of a pharaoh's mummy.
"Don't bother!" I grabbed the plate and threw it into the trash can. "No matter how many plates Gong Caicai breaks in the future, someone will always buy them for her. Why are you joining in the fun!"
Loudspeaker and PHS - found a scumbag, found a scumbag...
Xiong Yaoyue's eyes - no way? Doesn’t it mean that only pretty boys are good at playing with girls’ feelings? Can Ye Lin still be a scumbag when he grows up like this
"Ah! Classmate Ye Lin is bullying! You agreed to be a volunteer for me!"
Xiaoqin continued to ask with a smile.
Loudspeaker and PHS - found a scumbag, found a scumbag...
I thought it was my turn as a volunteer to come on stage next. Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin took a step and naturally lay down on her back on the flat quilt.
"What?"
"My birthday and PHS's birthday are both during the winter vacation." Da Xiaoxiao said with regret, "And we always spend it with our families, so we don't have much chance to go out to meet our classmates. It's a pity."
The monitor glared at me dissatisfiedly, then Xiaoqin took a deep breath of the kitchen air and walked in happily.
Xiong Yaoyue's eyes - no way? Doesn’t it mean that only pretty boys are good at playing with girls’ feelings? Can Ye Lin still be a scumbag when he grows up like this
"Come on, just come on!" Xiao Qin's tone suddenly became twisted, and her two well-proportioned legs rubbed against each other, "Just like what you wanted to do before, jump on me and press me down, Do what classmate Ye Lin loves to do the most! After ten months of this, the magic of transforming a living person... "
"Hey! You misunderstood! This is all nonsense from children!" I quickly defended, and kept winking at Amy. Amy said "cut", turned her head and ignored me, and concentrated on drinking Coke.
Amy, whose birthday is on April Fool's Day, silently walked to the balcony to look at the scenery. She had a sense of joy from the "You guys chat, I'll leave first" series of comics, but she quickly came back because of her fear of heights.
"It tastes so good! Monitor, please teach me how to cook!"
Of course, depending on the personality of each person, the subtext shown in the eyes will be different.
"It tastes so good! Monitor, please teach me how to cook!"
Why wipe the dishes without using water? Is it to save money? Is the monitor going too far? I was about to go over and say a few words, but when I got closer, I discovered that the monitor used to wipe the plate with a piece of sandpaper, and the plate in her hand was also a chipped plate.
"Uh-huh~" Xiao Qin pretended to cough, "My magic of transforming a living person requires the participation of a volunteer..."