"Classmate Ye Lin is so rude to others..." Xiao Qin muttered in a low voice.
A combination of meat and vegetables, prepared with care. I haven't eaten the dishes she cooked since I forced myself to hug the squad leader. Now I feel so nostalgic!
"I understand!" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly realized, "Cai Cai is really foresighted! If the Third World War breaks out, I, the squad leader, and Ye Lin can all join the army to serve the country. Xiao Qin can also do it, Big Speaker He and PHS can go to the Propaganda Department to exert their energy, but Caicai is not even qualified to work in the cooking class. When the time comes... she may be forced to become a comfort woman! Woohoo... what a sad fate!"
Hey hey, I don’t have a monthly salary at all, right? Are you referring to the unlimited American Express black card? That card has already been invalidated! Your news is really lagging behind! Now I am completely working for you as a brother, so at least I am grateful!
"Hey! Dairy Cow, do you want to be on TV? If you are willing to take off your clothes, I will provide you with a chance to perform the Bath Fairy on our crew!"
After finally making it to dinner time, I finally came into use - serving food to the table. The result of the efforts of the monitor and Xiaoqin is a table of sumptuous dishes, exuding an attractive aroma.
"When I shoot kissing scenes, I always use a body double," Amy said in an insider's tone. "It's more like a puppet than a body double - did you know? In "Life of Pi", all the male protagonists The scenes of contact with tigers and the substitutes used for shooting tigers are all puppets - so movies and TV shows are completely deceptive! Fortunately, there are still mentally retarded audiences who are willing to watch it!"
"Big Speaker, have you become stupid because you're hungry?" I said sarcastically, "There's no need for a stuntman in a kissing scene. Unless the heroine is too ugly, the hero must kiss her himself!"
"How could it be possible..." I smiled to cover up the past. If I could play a hero like Bruce Lee and Jet Li, of course I would be willing to do so, but if I could play a villain full-time...
Who wants to be a comfort woman? Our great People's Republic of China will not engage in comfort women like little Japan, okay? And when it’s someone’s birthday, you say they’ll be a comfort woman! At least look at the atmosphere around you!
"I wish Caicai's breasts will get bigger and bigger!" This is the blessing from the 2B girl, and Xiong Yaoyue deserves it.
"The last one doesn't count!" Gong Caicai quickly denied, as if a fairy who could grant blessings was eavesdropping. "I had already wrapped my breasts with stockings when I went to bed, hoping that it would change. Too small…”
"What does it matter? You're in the water from your shoulders down anyway... If you don't like it, forget it. It's so boring!"
"Yes!" Gong Caicai agreed quickly, "I am working towards this goal! Thank you!"
"The day before yesterday, the crew hired two elephants from the circus for filming. Unexpectedly, the elephants secretly drank barrels of beer and destroyed several studios. The losses were huge, huge!"
"There's nothing I can't say..." Gong Caicai said shyly, "My wish is world peace. I make this wish every year on my birthday..."
In the end, the squad leader grabbed my ears and taught me a lesson! When you wake up, you can't stop apologizing to Gong Caicai! If I had known this, why bother in the first place? It’s not always a good thing to be outspoken!
Kiss... Kiss scene! ? Has Amy already progressed to the stage of kissing scenes in "Legend of the Magic Cauldron"? with who? With that bastard Kyle! I don’t know why a fire of ignorance arises in my heart!
"By the way, help me block the kitchen door," the monitor chuckled, "Don't let Pooh and Amy have a chance to come in, otherwise our dinner will be ruined."
After listening to everyone's previous conversation, Amy said in a weird tone: "Then I wish your breasts will get smaller and smaller. Will you be happy?"
"Just in time, you can help me. But you're still on your period, so I'll be the one doing the dishes, you know?"
If it were a boy's birthday and there was only one girl among the participants, she would be treated like a star, right
Although now, I am no longer worried that Xiaoqin will secretly kill the squad leader, but I am still a little worried that Xiaoqin will do some kind of mischief (such as deliberately making the dishes cooked by the squad leader taste unpalatable, making the squad leader embarrassed in front of everyone) ), but it turned out that my worries today were unnecessary. Xiaoqin discussed cooking knowledge with the squad leader seriously, and it seemed that she had made up her mind to "learn from the foreigners and develop skills to defeat the foreigners."
"How boring! So, you are only responsible for somersaults, jumping up and down, and getting beaten?"
Maybe Gong Caicai is really an animal protectionist. She does eat very little meat on the dinner table, which is in sharp contrast to me who only eats meat.
The topic soon turned to the hard work and fun of filming in the studio. Amy, the witness, mostly talked about the hard work, but Xiao Qin, the bystander, told a lot of interesting things.
I thought the day would end in peace and tranquility, but I suddenly received an anonymous text message.
"Well... it's actually good for me," Gong Caicai explained. "My primary school teacher once said, 'It's better to be a peace dog than a troubled person.' If a war breaks out..."
The reverse is not true! During this birthday party, the 1:7 disparity between me and the other girls made me the target of being bullied and teased! This is the inhumane rule of the minority obeying the majority, the inhumane rule of girls!
"May Caicai grow more beautiful!" This is the blessing of ordinary girls. This is the blessing used by the monitor, the loudspeaker, and the follower Xiaoqin.
Pineapple sweet potato, lettuce salad, sweet and sour fish (a remake after being destroyed by Xiong Yaoyue), ground three delicacies, shredded sweet potatoes...
Amy and I were the only ones who didn't say our blessings. After Amy drank all the Coke, she put one arm on the dining table out of boredom, until her cheeks were deformed.
After the blessing, it was time to blow out the candles and cut the cake. When the indoor lights were turned off, I suddenly found a delicate little hand on my thigh.
Everyone has heard of Amy's status as a "singer + actor", but Amy didn't exaggerate it, making everyone think she was "just an ordinary child star". However, the monitor was very interested in Amy's performance and asked Xiong Yaoyue to get some. I give myself records and stage videos. This enthusiasm is probably the same as those cat lovers on YouTube who watch "cat movies" all day long, right
Without thinking, she knocked off Xiaoqin's hand with force. Unexpectedly, before that, Amy also discovered that Xiaoqin was violating "her manservant" through the candlelight that she had just lit, so she also reached out and tried to kill Xiaoqin. hands away.
"Ye Yuanfeng has been arrested for carrying a large amount of drugs. If you don't want to implicate your father, come to my place and surrender."
"How dare the male servant hit the master in turn? You don't want to receive your monthly salary, do you?"
Bighorn attacks first.
Don't get me wrong! The two of them screamed because of me, but I didn't take advantage of the darkness to molest them! They were the ones who put their hands on my thighs first! In other words, it was me who was molested! Of course, the credibility of this statement is very low... But at least I believe that I will not molest my sister!
Gong Caicai puffed up her cheeks in a rare move, tried her best to blow out 14 candles in one go, then closed her eyes and made a wish.
I accidentally saw Xiaoqin sitting on my left clenching her fists secretly. She must think that Gong Caicai's troubles are very attractive to hate, right? But this is someone’s birthday, if you mess around, I won’t ignore it!
"Occasionally, there may be a few shots..." I replied with a guilty conscience.
"Hmph, what's so funny about this? Violent women and your mother, these people who know martial arts may see it as a joke, but us ordinary people were in great danger at that time! But thanks to the elephant, I can rest for two days …”
"Who said kissing scenes don't require a body double!" Amy suddenly said, "I always use a body double when filming kissing scenes!"
"Why world peace?" The loudspeaker wondered, "World peace is something that even the Secretary-General of the United Nations cannot control. Caicai, you are doing yourself no good by making this wish!"
Among the 6 girls except the squad leader, Xiong Yaoyue and Amy are killers at cooking. Big Speaker can only eat but not cook. PHS prefers vegetarians, so their cooking skills are not good. In addition to cooking, they not only consume ingredients, but also Gong Caicai also consumes the dishes, but Xiaoqin is really the second best candidate in cooking.
"Ignore Geng Yuhong," the squad leader said, "your wish won't work if you say it."
"What about the kissing scene? Have you ever acted in a kissing scene as a stuntman? It must be very exciting, right?"
Most people may think that spending birthdays with so many girls is a good job, but in fact it is just the opposite.
As a result, my slap, which was neither light nor heavy, hit the backs of Xiaoqin and Amy's hands at the same time! Xiaoqin and Amy screamed "Ah" at the same time, which made the loudspeaker responsible for lighting the candles shake. The monitor looked at me in confusion, wondering what happened to Xiaoqin and Amy.
That's right, although it sounds a bit embarrassing...
Amy suddenly stared at Gong Caicai intently, as if she had discovered something new in her.
"I wish Caicai a colorful life!" This is the blessing of literary girls, which is commonly used by small psychics.
"Then will you become a movie actor in the future?"
There is only one word "horse" in the signature.
"Ye Lin, I heard that you were a stuntman in the short film "The Battle of Jinling". Is it true?"
Xiaoqin finally suppressed her jealousy, and I breathed a sigh of relief. I raised the cup filled with juice and wished Gong Caicai better and better academic performance - this is a blessing for students who will not make mistakes. Gong Caicai, who is a study committee member, is also very satisfied.
Officer Ma, your sister! You cracked down on Internet pornography and caught my dad. I have nothing to say. There is no way my dad would touch drugs or anything like that! Who framed this!
In fact, a birthday banquet is not much different from an ordinary dinner. It is just about "eating" and "drinking", plus blessing the birthday girl.
The loudspeaker asked cheerfully: "What is your wish? Is it to find a good husband in the future?"
"I know!" Xiaoqin nodded to the monitor and put on special slippers for the kitchen.
Gong Caicai was frightened, "No, please let me go, show your body in front of the camera, I... I will faint!"
"It's true that I would be of no use if a war breaks out," Gong Caicai admitted, "but I pray for world peace mainly because I hope that weak animals can have a way to survive, otherwise not even humans will be able to survive by then. If it goes down, the animals will definitely suffer more..."
Needless to say, it must be Xiaoqin’s hand! Are you so brave to sexually harass me in other people's homes in front of so many people