I once saw a method on the Internet, which is that if you encounter an MLM selling Amway on the street and talk to you, you should ask him in turn: "Do you believe in the Lord?" to ensure that he will stay away.
The Amway salesman saw the look of disdain on my face. He looked around and lowered his voice and said to me:
"I hope I can grow taller... I hope I can grow taller... I hope I can grow taller..."
So I cleared my throat, tried my best to let the light of "God loves the world" shine on my face, and asked with great kindness: "Excuse me, do you believe in the Lord?"
Gong Caicai murmured: "As for academic performance and other things, just work hard. I hope, I hope I can grow taller..."
"Wow! You said you are not a cult!" I pointed at the aunt who was walking away and shouted, "You are already shouting 'The Lord of the Cult'!"
After filing in according to order, I found that this classroom was probably used by ordinary students to make up for extra classes. The desks were very old and there were two people at a table. Gong Caicai and I happened to be sitting at the same table. Teacher Hu was behind us. The stool was broken, so he had one person per table.
Science... Happiness Religion? How can science and religion be related? The Vatican Pope still opposes the theory of evolution! Even if the word "happiness" is added in the middle, it will only appear more nondescript!
"Hello everyone, before the official lecture begins, please gather your energy and review the wishes you want to achieve. The key point is: you must believe that this wish will come true!"
"Why didn't you wear your contact lenses today?"
Science... Happiness Religion? How can science and religion be related? The Vatican Pope still opposes the theory of evolution! Even if the word "happiness" is added in the middle, it will only appear more nondescript!
I have a certain degree of face blindness. In order not to recognize the wrong person, I carefully took a look at the girl's breasts - well, according to the world view of "Dragon Ball", it belongs to the Super Saiyan level - it was Gong Caicai.
In fact, although I can barely be considered an actor, pretending to be kind is not my strong point. I am afraid that my smile is more evil than the devil Satan.
"Teacher Hu, Ye Lin is my classmate in No. 28 Middle School. He is the sports committee member of our class." Gong Caicai introduced a little shyly, "Classmate Ye Lin, this is Teacher Hu. He is responsible for teaching in the summer cram school. I'm good at math, but others are very good..."
"Professor?" I curled my lips and asked, "Where did you street swindlers hire a professor? He must be as good as the experts hired by TV direct marketing!"
Gong Caicai murmured: "As for academic performance and other things, just work hard. I hope, I hope I can grow taller..."
I have never heard that attending a seminar can make you taller! How could anything be so cheap! If height and leg length can be solved through seminars, then the Chinese people who like to attend meetings have already become a nation of muscles. They can punch Stallone or kick Schwarzenegger without any difficulty - because we gain muscles when we attend meetings. Can any of you compare? !
Seeing Gong Caicai nodding frequently while listening to the "lecture" of the middle-aged man in front of me, an unknown fire rushed up in my heart.
As pious as a nun.
There are countless religious organizations that cheat money, whether it is China, the United States, Russia, Japan, South Korea, or Canada. If according to what they say, the leaders of the church are all "gods" or "gods", then the divine world should really implement family planning.
Although the Amway guy was very enthusiastic, I didn’t listen to him and queued up for a “free trial”.
However, this Amway salesman clearly saw my dignity and dared to come up and strike up a conversation, which shows that he is very courageous and will not retreat easily.
"By the way, what are the benefits of participating in a scientific happiness seminar? Do you think it can improve academic performance?"
"I hope my breasts can shrink a bit... I hope my breasts can shrink a bit... I hope my breasts can shrink a bit..."
I was not going to agree, but then Teacher Hu answered a call. The mobile phone he took out from his jacket pocket was actually the same as my mobile phone, a domestic copycat Huang Feng Monster mobile phone.
"This student Ye Lin," Teacher Hu kindly invited, "if you are interested in our seminars, or even have misunderstandings, you can come and observe a class! It's completely free!"
I have never heard that attending a seminar can make you taller! How could anything be so cheap! If height and leg length can be solved through seminars, then the Chinese people who like to attend meetings have already become a nation of muscles. They can punch Stallone or kick Schwarzenegger without any difficulty - because we gain muscles when we attend meetings. Can any of you compare? !
I put on a gangster look and said contemptuously: "The person selling Amway under the overpass said that you are believers in the 'Scientific Happiness Cult'? Is there such a thing?"
The most annoying thing is, I asked him, "Do you believe in the Lord?" I thought I had defeated his army, but he smiled contemptuously and replied, "Yes! The Lord asked me to sell Amway!"
"Young man, how can you say we are liars!" Brother Amway smacked his lips, "Our Scientific Happiness Church... is not a scientific happiness seminar, but we teach everyone the truth very rationally and spread the true gospel!"
They believe that "thoughts" and "beliefs" have a certain gravity, just like if you always think "Don't fail this test", the result is nine times out of ten that you will fail, and when you shoot the ball, you think "this" "The ball is scored", and nine times out of ten it will be scored.
Your sister! It turns out that Amway Company cannot pay dividends to Jehovah every year! God actually sent you to do such boring things!
At this time, the team moved forward about twenty steps, and some people walked out of the seminar classroom. Each of them looked happy and confident, which made people feel that if they were all caretakers, then they would be able to meet these age groups. , people with different social status are not easy, and the acting skills of these actors are also very good.
They believe that "thoughts" and "beliefs" have a certain gravity, just like if you always think "Don't fail this test", the result is nine times out of ten that you will fail, and when you shoot the ball, you think "this" "The ball is scored", and nine times out of ten it will be scored.
Bastard! How could such a good thing happen in turn... No, you are not allowed to do bad things to Gong Caicai! After all, I am the sports committee member of the second grade (3) class. I can’t just watch this happen, I must stop it!
Teacher Hu smiled very confidently: "Don't worry, we are a 'Scientific Happiness Seminar'! How can there be anti-scientific things? The core of our seminar is actually a kind of cutting-edge science. If you are patient, you will be able to exposed.”
"The professor's lectures are so wonderful. I really want to see the leader's style with my own eyes!"
Teacher Hu still had an unhurried smile, waved his hand and said: "The members called it that out of respect. In fact, the professors in the seminar are also called 'wise men', and the top professor is called 'big man'." Wise Man', of course I prefer to call him President, although most people have never seen him..."
A cram school teacher? The cram school teacher brings his students to participate in cult training. If he is not a bad person, then he must have a problem with his IQ!
Wow, it turns out that they are not only promoting Amway, but also promoting cults! Your two brainwashing organizations are happily merging!
The Amway salesman saw the look of disdain on my face. He looked around and lowered his voice and said to me:
Before he finished speaking, more than half of the students made movements similar to Christian prayers before meals. They clenched their hands and put them against their foreheads, muttering something in their mouths.
Teacher Hu took over: "That young man had a serious stutter before he came to the seminar! Now look at how fluent he is when he sells Amway!"
"Is he your classmate?" The middle-aged man next to me looked at me with a sincere expression. He didn't have the rat-headed eyes of someone who steals cats and dogs, but he looked a little dignified.
"I understand!" Someone who looked like a college student shouted with great vigor, "From now on, I know how to live happily!"
As pious as a nun.
The reason why I used this tone was to show that we were familiar with each other.
Of course, it's a little inappropriate to compare Gong Caicai with cats and puppies, but don't worry about the process, as long as the result is good.
Go to hell! I don't believe it! You simply promoted that the Scientific Happiness Sect can make mutes speak cross talk, and then you joined the Deyun Society. Wouldn't it be more effective
"Young man, there are false Lords and true Lords in this world. Let me tell you, you don't have to buy my Amway products, but you miss the true gospel when it comes to you. What a pity! Why don't you listen to me and tell me what's going on here? Something…”
Go to hell! I don't believe it! You simply promoted that the Scientific Happiness Sect can make mutes speak cross talk, and then you joined the Deyun Society. Wouldn't it be more effective
"Young man, there are false Lords and true Lords in this world. Let me tell you, you don't have to buy my Amway products, but you miss the true gospel when it comes to you. What a pity! Why don't you listen to me and tell me what's going on here? Something…”
The slightly curly hair and the shell hairpin on it made me think that the other person was Gong Caicai. It’s just that this girl was wearing a pair of glasses with quite large frames today, making her look more nerdy than usual.
On the basis that everything is empty, the Scientific Happiness Sect believes that as long as you can control the frequency of your thoughts and let yourself vibrate in a "beneficial" direction, your dreams can come true, and the core of the core is to "believe in" your dreams. Waking up will become a reality.
Wow, it turns out that they are not only promoting Amway, but also promoting cults! Your two brainwashing organizations are happily merging!
After filing in according to order, I found that this classroom was probably used by ordinary students to make up for extra classes. The desks were very old and there were two people at a table. Gong Caicai and I happened to be sitting at the same table. Teacher Hu was behind us. The stool was broken, so he had one person per table.
It sounds like it's a cult, but judging by the rare fanaticism in Gong Caicai's eyes, even though she has only been here once, she is probably deeply obsessed and cannot be persuaded to leave with just a few words.
The reason why I used this tone was to show that we were familiar with each other.
Gong Caicai murmured: "As for academic performance and other things, just work hard. I hope, I hope I can grow taller..."
I ignored Teacher Hu and winked at Gong Caicai several times, which meant: If you are being forced, just nod and I will hold your hand and run away.
I continued walking forward, and when I passed the intersection, I glanced at the people waiting in line, and laughed at them for their lack of will and the need to comfort themselves with fabricated religions.
As a result, Gong Caicai didn't understand what I meant, and followed Teacher Hu blankly and said: "It's true! I only attended the class once, and I feel that I have become a little bolder! And classmate Ye Lin just said The Amway salesman…”
I shook my head and said, "I won't listen to your preaching, so you can save it for those who are destined to teach you!"
As a result, Gong Caicai didn't understand what I meant, and followed Teacher Hu blankly and said: "It's true! I only attended the class once, and I feel that I have become a little bolder! And classmate Ye Lin just said The Amway salesman…”
I continued walking forward, and when I passed the intersection, I glanced at the people waiting in line, and laughed at them for their lack of will and the need to comfort themselves with fabricated religions.
I have never heard that attending a seminar can make you taller! How could anything be so cheap! If height and leg length can be solved through seminars, then the Chinese people who like to attend meetings have already become a nation of muscles. They can punch Stallone or kick Schwarzenegger without any difficulty - because we gain muscles when we attend meetings. Can any of you compare? !
"Don't bother!" Brother Anli stopped him, "Actually, I don't have the ability to explain the gospel to you clearly. If you are interested -"
Go to hell! I don't believe it! You simply promoted that the Scientific Happiness Sect can make mutes speak cross talk, and then you joined the Deyun Society. Wouldn't it be more effective
Wow, it turns out that they are not only promoting Amway, but also promoting cults! Your two brainwashing organizations are happily merging!
It sounds very seductive and specious.
He pointed and said, "Aren't there a lot of people queuing up at the intersection over there? Everyone is waiting for the professor to give a lecture!"
"I hope I can grow taller... I hope I can grow taller... I hope I can grow taller..."
Science... Happiness Religion? How can science and religion be related? The Vatican Pope still opposes the theory of evolution! Even if the word "happiness" is added in the middle, it will only appear more nondescript!
Standing in the middle of the queue was a short girl, wearing a decent "summer student uniform" with a very long skirt that went above her knees. She was standing in a reserved posture, holding a stack of study materials, and was listening to a tall middle-aged man in front of her.
"By the way, what are the benefits of participating in a scientific happiness seminar? Do you think it can improve academic performance?"
Tip: If you see someone stealing cats and dogs on the road and want to stop them, then please insist that the animals they steal belong to you. This will make the other person feel guilty about being a thief.
"This student Ye Lin," Teacher Hu kindly invited, "if you are interested in our seminars, or even have misunderstandings, you can come and observe a class! It's completely free!"
"Professor?" I curled my lips and asked, "Where did you street swindlers hire a professor? He must be as good as the experts hired by TV direct marketing!"
So I cleared my throat, tried my best to let the light of "God loves the world" shine on my face, and asked with great kindness: "Excuse me, do you believe in the Lord?"
Seeing Gong Caicai nodding frequently while listening to the "lecture" of the middle-aged man in front of me, an unknown fire rushed up in my heart.
"The professor's lectures are so wonderful. I really want to see the leader's style with my own eyes!"
The professor began to give lectures on the podium. He talked about "secrets" and "great men", trying his best to exaggerate the mystery. I listened impatiently, so I borrowed Gong Caicai's notes and took a look for myself - Gong Caicai's class The notes are a model for this class. Even if they record the theories of the Scientific Happiness Sect, they are absolutely to the point and can be seen at a glance.
Teacher Hu still had an unhurried smile, waved his hand and said: "The members called it that out of respect. In fact, the professors in the seminar are also called 'wise men', and the top professor is called 'big man'." Wise Man', of course I prefer to call him President, although most people have never seen him..."
"Young man, how can you say we are liars!" Brother Amway smacked his lips, "Our Scientific Happiness Church... is not a scientific happiness seminar, but we teach everyone the truth very rationally and spread the true gospel!"
Teacher Hu took over: "That young man had a serious stutter before he came to the seminar! Now look at how fluent he is when he sells Amway!"
Teacher Hu smiled and said: "I don't think this is a religion, I just think it has very profound theories, which are of great benefit to our happiness and self-improvement."
Gong Caicai also made the above move. Affected by the environment, she unconsciously expressed her wish.
Science... Happiness Religion? How can science and religion be related? The Vatican Pope still opposes the theory of evolution! Even if the word "happiness" is added in the middle, it will only appear more nondescript!
The Amway salesman saw the look of disdain on my face. He looked around and lowered his voice and said to me:
However, this Amway salesman clearly saw my dignity and dared to come up and strike up a conversation, which shows that he is very courageous and will not retreat easily.
Although the Amway guy was very enthusiastic, I didn’t listen to him and queued up for a “free trial”.
The next paragraph is more NB. They borrowed from Buddhism and believed that "all things are empty", and cutting-edge quantum mechanics also supports this theory. All things are not "real objects", but a set of vibrating "waves".
Bastard! How could such a good thing happen in turn... No, you are not allowed to do bad things to Gong Caicai! After all, I am the sports committee member of the second grade (3) class. I can’t just watch this happen, I must stop it!
On the basis that everything is empty, the Scientific Happiness Sect believes that as long as you can control the frequency of your thoughts and let yourself vibrate in a "beneficial" direction, your dreams can come true, and the core of the core is to "believe in" your dreams. Waking up will become a reality.
There are countless religious organizations that cheat money, whether it is China, the United States, Russia, Japan, South Korea, or Canada. If according to what they say, the leaders of the church are all "gods" or "gods", then the divine world should really implement family planning.
At this time, the team moved forward about twenty steps, and some people walked out of the seminar classroom. Each of them looked happy and confident, which made people feel that if they were all caretakers, then they would be able to meet these age groups. , people with different social status are not easy, and the acting skills of these actors are also very good.
The Amway salesman saw the look of disdain on my face. He looked around and lowered his voice and said to me:
"Wow! You said you are not a cult!" I pointed at the aunt who was walking away and shouted, "You are already shouting 'The Lord of the Cult'!"
"Teacher Hu, Ye Lin is my classmate in No. 28 Middle School. He is the sports committee member of our class." Gong Caicai introduced a little shyly, "Classmate Ye Lin, this is Teacher Hu. He is responsible for teaching in the summer cram school. I'm good at math, but others are very good..."
I continued walking forward, and when I passed the intersection, I glanced at the people waiting in line, and laughed at them for their lack of will and the need to comfort themselves with fabricated religions.
Teacher Hu took over: "That young man had a serious stutter before he came to the seminar! Now look at how fluent he is when he sells Amway!"
According to Gong Caicai’s notes, the core of Scientific Happiness seems to be the “Law of Attraction.”
Suddenly, I seemed to see a familiar person, but it was different from what I remembered.
An aunt I often meet when shopping for groceries said this with emotion.
Suddenly, I seemed to see a familiar person, but it was different from what I remembered.
"Professor?" I curled my lips and asked, "Where did you street swindlers hire a professor? He must be as good as the experts hired by TV direct marketing!"
Your sister! It turns out that Amway Company cannot pay dividends to Jehovah every year! God actually sent you to do such boring things!
Standing in the middle of the queue was a short girl, wearing a decent "summer student uniform" with a very long skirt that went above her knees. She was standing in a reserved posture, holding a stack of study materials, and was listening to a tall middle-aged man in front of her.
They even borrowed a popular advertising slogan "As long as you want to succeed, the whole world will help you."
"Classmate Ye Lin, it would be great if you could come and listen together! As long as you follow the method taught by the professor, if you have perseverance and perseverance... even, even your legs can grow longer!"
At this time, the classroom fell silent. The professor of the Scientific Happiness Seminar (professionally known as "The Wise Man") walked up to the podium, glanced down, and cleared his throat.
"Young man, how can you say we are liars!" Brother Amway smacked his lips, "Our Scientific Happiness Church... is not a scientific happiness seminar, but we teach everyone the truth very rationally and spread the true gospel!"
Even for me, whose physics knowledge exceeds that of the average middle school student, I can't find any obvious mistakes. It seems that this "great wise man" is much more reliable than a certain cult leader who wrote a book claiming that "light years" is a unit of time.
I have never heard that attending a seminar can make you taller! How could anything be so cheap! If height and leg length can be solved through seminars, then the Chinese people who like to attend meetings have already become a nation of muscles. They can punch Stallone or kick Schwarzenegger without any difficulty - because we gain muscles when we attend meetings. Can any of you compare? !
A cram school teacher? The cram school teacher brings his students to participate in cult training. If he is not a bad person, then he must have a problem with his IQ!
"Don't bother!" Brother Anli stopped him, "Actually, I don't have the ability to explain the gospel to you clearly. If you are interested -"
The slightly curly hair and the shell hairpin on it made me think that the other person was Gong Caicai. It’s just that this girl was wearing a pair of glasses with quite large frames today, making her look more nerdy than usual.
Even for me, whose physics knowledge exceeds that of the average middle school student, I can't find any obvious mistakes. It seems that this "great wise man" is much more reliable than a certain cult leader who wrote a book claiming that "light years" is a unit of time.
They believe that "thoughts" and "beliefs" have a certain gravity, just like if you always think "Don't fail this test", the result is nine times out of ten that you will fail, and when you shoot the ball, you think "this" "The ball is scored", and nine times out of ten it will be scored.
I have a certain degree of face blindness. In order not to recognize the wrong person, I carefully took a look at the girl's breasts - well, according to the world view of "Dragon Ball", it belongs to the Super Saiyan level - it was Gong Caicai.
"Don't bother!" Brother Anli stopped him, "Actually, I don't have the ability to explain the gospel to you clearly. If you are interested -"
An aunt I often meet when shopping for groceries said this with emotion.
They even borrowed a popular advertising slogan "As long as you want to succeed, the whole world will help you."
Gong Caicai also made the above move. Affected by the environment, she unconsciously expressed her wish.
Not to mention, this professor really has the charm of an educator. He is very similar to my head teacher in elementary school who used all the summer homework of the class to sell scraps—not my head teacher’s father, right
Seeing Gong Caicai nodding frequently while listening to the "lecture" of the middle-aged man in front of me, an unknown fire rushed up in my heart.
I ignored Teacher Hu and winked at Gong Caicai several times, which meant: If you are being forced, just nod and I will hold your hand and run away.
Standing in the middle of the queue was a short girl, wearing a decent "summer student uniform" with a very long skirt that went above her knees. She was standing in a reserved posture, holding a stack of study materials, and was listening to a tall middle-aged man in front of her.
However, this Amway salesman clearly saw my dignity and dared to come up and strike up a conversation, which shows that he is very courageous and will not retreat easily.
These cults are too much! Even the super-good baby Gong Caicai, the school committee member of our Grade 2 (3) class, had to lie to her! Gong Caicai is fair and rich, so it doesn't matter if you defraud her of some money. But I heard that many "leaders" defraud money and sex. You must have sinful thoughts and want to do such and such things!
Even for me, whose physics knowledge exceeds that of the average middle school student, I can't find any obvious mistakes. It seems that this "great wise man" is much more reliable than a certain cult leader who wrote a book claiming that "light years" is a unit of time.
In fact, although I can barely be considered an actor, pretending to be kind is not my strong point. I am afraid that my smile is more evil than the devil Satan.
"I understand!" Someone who looked like a college student shouted with great vigor, "From now on, I know how to live happily!"
Bastard! How could such a good thing happen in turn... No, you are not allowed to do bad things to Gong Caicai! After all, I am the sports committee member of the second grade (3) class. I can’t just watch this happen, I must stop it!
Eh? It seems to be more pious than when I hope to grow taller! Does having too big breasts bother her that much
They even borrowed a popular advertising slogan "As long as you want to succeed, the whole world will help you."
"I hope my breasts can shrink a bit... I hope my breasts can shrink a bit... I hope my breasts can shrink a bit..."
"Professor?" I curled my lips and asked, "Where did you street swindlers hire a professor? He must be as good as the experts hired by TV direct marketing!"
So I took three steps and two steps at a time, walked to Gong Caicai and the middle-aged man, and greeted Gong Caicai directly:
I shook my head and said, "I won't listen to your preaching, so you can save it for those who are destined to teach you!"
Gong Caicai seemed very happy to hear that I was going in to listen. She was timid by nature, and would feel more at ease if she had another acquaintance other than Teacher Hu accompanying her, right
As pious as a nun.
"Why didn't you wear your contact lenses today?"
This phone is not common, and its sudden appearance here at this moment makes me feel a chill in the air, as if it represents something elusive.
Even for me, whose physics knowledge exceeds that of the average middle school student, I can't find any obvious mistakes. It seems that this "great wise man" is much more reliable than a certain cult leader who wrote a book claiming that "light years" is a unit of time.
"Don't bother!" Brother Anli stopped him, "Actually, I don't have the ability to explain the gospel to you clearly. If you are interested -"
According to Gong Caicai’s notes, the core of Scientific Happiness seems to be the “Law of Attraction.”
The reason why I used this tone was to show that we were familiar with each other.
The reason why I used this tone was to show that we were familiar with each other.
I put on a gangster look and said contemptuously: "The person selling Amway under the overpass said that you are believers in the 'Scientific Happiness Cult'? Is there such a thing?"
Go to hell! I don't believe it! You simply promoted that the Scientific Happiness Sect can make mutes speak cross talk, and then you joined the Deyun Society. Wouldn't it be more effective
Not to mention, this professor really has the charm of an educator. He is very similar to my head teacher in elementary school who used all the summer homework of the class to sell scraps—not my head teacher’s father, right
In fact, although I can barely be considered an actor, pretending to be kind is not my strong point. I am afraid that my smile is more evil than the devil Satan.
Tip: If you see someone stealing cats and dogs on the road and want to stop them, then please insist that the animals they steal belong to you. This will make the other person feel guilty about being a thief.
Your sister! It turns out that Amway Company cannot pay dividends to Jehovah every year! God actually sent you to do such boring things!
The professor began to give lectures on the podium. He talked about "secrets" and "great men", trying his best to exaggerate the mystery. I listened impatiently, so I borrowed Gong Caicai's notes and took a look for myself - Gong Caicai's class The notes are a model for this class. Even if they record the theories of the Scientific Happiness Sect, they are absolutely to the point and can be seen at a glance.
This phone is not common, and its sudden appearance here at this moment makes me feel a chill in the air, as if it represents something elusive.
Go to hell! I don't believe it! You simply promoted that the Scientific Happiness Sect can make mutes speak cross talk, and then you joined the Deyun Society. Wouldn't it be more effective
"Professor?" I curled my lips and asked, "Where did you street swindlers hire a professor? He must be as good as the experts hired by TV direct marketing!"
Eh? It seems to be more pious than when I hope to grow taller! Does having too big breasts bother her that much
Your sister! It turns out that Amway Company cannot pay dividends to Jehovah every year! God actually sent you to do such boring things!
Of course, it's a little inappropriate to compare Gong Caicai with cats and puppies, but don't worry about the process, as long as the result is good.
"Hello everyone, before the official lecture begins, please gather your energy and review the wishes you want to achieve. The key point is: you must believe that this wish will come true!"
This law holds that everything that happens around a person, the so-called "fate", is attracted by the person himself.
Wow, it turns out that they are not only promoting Amway, but also promoting cults! Your two brainwashing organizations are happily merging!
According to Gong Caicai’s notes, the core of Scientific Happiness seems to be the “Law of Attraction.”
"Young man, there are false Lords and true Lords in this world. Let me tell you, you don't have to buy my Amway products, but you miss the true gospel when it comes to you. What a pity! Why don't you listen to me and tell me what's going on here? Something…”
I put on a gangster look and said contemptuously: "The person selling Amway under the overpass said that you are believers in the 'Scientific Happiness Cult'? Is there such a thing?"
"Ah, yes, it's classmate Ye Lin!" Gong Caicai pushed up her glasses that slipped from the bridge of her nose, "The cornea has been a little inflamed recently, so..."
So I took three steps and two steps at a time, walked to Gong Caicai and the middle-aged man, and greeted Gong Caicai directly:
However, this Amway salesman clearly saw my dignity and dared to come up and strike up a conversation, which shows that he is very courageous and will not retreat easily.
As pious as a nun.
I have a certain degree of face blindness. In order not to recognize the wrong person, I carefully took a look at the girl's breasts - well, according to the world view of "Dragon Ball", it belongs to the Super Saiyan level - it was Gong Caicai.
Your sister! It turns out that Amway Company cannot pay dividends to Jehovah every year! God actually sent you to do such boring things!
Although the Amway guy was very enthusiastic, I didn’t listen to him and queued up for a “free trial”.
He pointed and said, "Aren't there a lot of people queuing up at the intersection over there? Everyone is waiting for the professor to give a lecture!"
"Is he your classmate?" The middle-aged man next to me looked at me with a sincere expression. He didn't have the rat-headed eyes of someone who steals cats and dogs, but he looked a little dignified.
Gong Caicai seemed very happy to hear that I was going in to listen. She was timid by nature, and would feel more at ease if she had another acquaintance other than Teacher Hu accompanying her, right
"Is he your classmate?" The middle-aged man next to me looked at me with a sincere expression. He didn't have the rat-headed eyes of someone who steals cats and dogs, but he looked a little dignified.
I continued walking forward, and when I passed the intersection, I glanced at the people waiting in line, and laughed at them for their lack of will and the need to comfort themselves with fabricated religions.
"Professor?" I curled my lips and asked, "Where did you street swindlers hire a professor? He must be as good as the experts hired by TV direct marketing!"
This phone is not common, and its sudden appearance here at this moment makes me feel a chill in the air, as if it represents something elusive.
"Teacher Hu, Ye Lin is my classmate in No. 28 Middle School. He is the sports committee member of our class." Gong Caicai introduced a little shyly, "Classmate Ye Lin, this is Teacher Hu. He is responsible for teaching in the summer cram school. I'm good at math, but others are very good..."
"Young man, there are false Lords and true Lords in this world. Let me tell you, you don't have to buy my Amway products, but you miss the true gospel when it comes to you. What a pity! Why don't you listen to me and tell me what's going on here? Something…”
The slightly curly hair and the shell hairpin on it made me think that the other person was Gong Caicai. It’s just that this girl was wearing a pair of glasses with quite large frames today, making her look more nerdy than usual.
"Ah, yes, it's classmate Ye Lin!" Gong Caicai pushed up her glasses that slipped from the bridge of her nose, "The cornea has been a little inflamed recently, so..."
A cram school teacher? The cram school teacher brings his students to participate in cult training. If he is not a bad person, then he must have a problem with his IQ!
Gong Caicai also made the above move. Affected by the environment, she unconsciously expressed her wish.
Go to hell! I don't believe it! You simply promoted that the Scientific Happiness Sect can make mutes speak cross talk, and then you joined the Deyun Society. Wouldn't it be more effective
I have never heard that attending a seminar can make you taller! How could anything be so cheap! If height and leg length can be solved through seminars, then the Chinese people who like to attend meetings have already become a nation of muscles. They can punch Stallone or kick Schwarzenegger without any difficulty - because we gain muscles when we attend meetings. Can any of you compare? !
The professor began to give lectures on the podium. He talked about "secrets" and "great men", trying his best to exaggerate the mystery. I listened impatiently, so I borrowed Gong Caicai's notes and took a look for myself - Gong Caicai's class The notes are a model for this class. Even if they record the theories of the Scientific Happiness Sect, they are absolutely to the point and can be seen at a glance.
"This student Ye Lin," Teacher Hu kindly invited, "if you are interested in our seminars, or even have misunderstandings, you can come and observe a class! It's completely free!"
I put on a gangster look and said contemptuously: "The person selling Amway under the overpass said that you are believers in the 'Scientific Happiness Cult'? Is there such a thing?"
Gong Caicai seemed very happy to hear that I was going in to listen. She was timid by nature, and would feel more at ease if she had another acquaintance other than Teacher Hu accompanying her, right
These cults are too much! Even the super-good baby Gong Caicai, the school committee member of our Grade 2 (3) class, had to lie to her! Gong Caicai is fair and rich, so it doesn't matter if you defraud her of some money. But I heard that many "leaders" defraud money and sex. You must have sinful thoughts and want to do such and such things!
Teacher Hu smiled and said: "I don't think this is a religion, I just think it has very profound theories, which are of great benefit to our happiness and self-improvement."
These cults are too much! Even the super-good baby Gong Caicai, the school committee member of our Grade 2 (3) class, had to lie to her! Gong Caicai is fair and rich, so it doesn't matter if you defraud her of some money. But I heard that many "leaders" defraud money and sex. You must have sinful thoughts and want to do such and such things!
It sounds very seductive and specious.
A cram school teacher? The cram school teacher brings his students to participate in cult training. If he is not a bad person, then he must have a problem with his IQ!
Gong Caicai seemed very happy to hear that I was going in to listen. She was timid by nature, and would feel more at ease if she had another acquaintance other than Teacher Hu accompanying her, right
Of course, it's a little inappropriate to compare Gong Caicai with cats and puppies, but don't worry about the process, as long as the result is good.
The most annoying thing is, I asked him, "Do you believe in the Lord?" I thought I had defeated his army, but he smiled contemptuously and replied, "Yes! The Lord asked me to sell Amway!"
So I took three steps and two steps at a time, walked to Gong Caicai and the middle-aged man, and greeted Gong Caicai directly:
I ignored Teacher Hu and winked at Gong Caicai several times, which meant: If you are being forced, just nod and I will hold your hand and run away.
I shook my head and said, "I won't listen to your preaching, so you can save it for those who are destined to teach you!"
"By the way, what are the benefits of participating in a scientific happiness seminar? Do you think it can improve academic performance?"
"Hello everyone, before the official lecture begins, please gather your energy and review the wishes you want to achieve. The key point is: you must believe that this wish will come true!"
After filing in according to order, I found that this classroom was probably used by ordinary students to make up for extra classes. The desks were very old and there were two people at a table. Gong Caicai and I happened to be sitting at the same table. Teacher Hu was behind us. The stool was broken, so he had one person per table.
So I cleared my throat, tried my best to let the light of "God loves the world" shine on my face, and asked with great kindness: "Excuse me, do you believe in the Lord?"
I once saw a method on the Internet, which is that if you encounter an MLM selling Amway on the street and talk to you, you should ask him in turn: "Do you believe in the Lord?" to ensure that he will stay away.
These cults are too much! Even the super-good baby Gong Caicai, the school committee member of our Grade 2 (3) class, had to lie to her! Gong Caicai is fair and rich, so it doesn't matter if you defraud her of some money. But I heard that many "leaders" defraud money and sex. You must have sinful thoughts and want to do such and such things!
Gong Caicai also made the above move. Affected by the environment, she unconsciously expressed her wish.
As a result, Gong Caicai didn't understand what I meant, and followed Teacher Hu blankly and said: "It's true! I only attended the class once, and I feel that I have become a little bolder! And classmate Ye Lin just said The Amway salesman…”
So I cleared my throat, tried my best to let the light of "God loves the world" shine on my face, and asked with great kindness: "Excuse me, do you believe in the Lord?"
According to Gong Caicai’s notes, the core of Scientific Happiness seems to be the “Law of Attraction.”
It sounds like it's a cult, but judging by the rare fanaticism in Gong Caicai's eyes, even though she has only been here once, she is probably deeply obsessed and cannot be persuaded to leave with just a few words.
I ignored Teacher Hu and winked at Gong Caicai several times, which meant: If you are being forced, just nod and I will hold your hand and run away.
Teacher Hu took over: "That young man had a serious stutter before he came to the seminar! Now look at how fluent he is when he sells Amway!"
"Is he your classmate?" The middle-aged man next to me looked at me with a sincere expression. He didn't have the rat-headed eyes of someone who steals cats and dogs, but he looked a little dignified.
Not to mention, this professor really has the charm of an educator. He is very similar to my head teacher in elementary school who used all the summer homework of the class to sell scraps—not my head teacher’s father, right
"Professor?" I curled my lips and asked, "Where did you street swindlers hire a professor? He must be as good as the experts hired by TV direct marketing!"
I have a certain degree of face blindness. In order not to recognize the wrong person, I carefully took a look at the girl's breasts - well, according to the world view of "Dragon Ball", it belongs to the Super Saiyan level - it was Gong Caicai.
"Classmate Ye Lin, it would be great if you could come and listen together! As long as you follow the method taught by the professor, if you have perseverance and perseverance... even, even your legs can grow longer!"
It sounds like it's a cult, but judging by the rare fanaticism in Gong Caicai's eyes, even though she has only been here once, she is probably deeply obsessed and cannot be persuaded to leave with just a few words.
Gong Caicai also made the above move. Affected by the environment, she unconsciously expressed her wish.
Go to hell! I don't believe it! You simply promoted that the Scientific Happiness Sect can make mutes speak cross talk, and then you joined the Deyun Society. Wouldn't it be more effective
They even borrowed a popular advertising slogan "As long as you want to succeed, the whole world will help you."
Wow, it turns out that they are not only promoting Amway, but also promoting cults! Your two brainwashing organizations are happily merging!
A cram school teacher? The cram school teacher brings his students to participate in cult training. If he is not a bad person, then he must have a problem with his IQ!
Gong Caicai seemed very happy to hear that I was going in to listen. She was timid by nature, and would feel more at ease if she had another acquaintance other than Teacher Hu accompanying her, right
I continued walking forward, and when I passed the intersection, I glanced at the people waiting in line, and laughed at them for their lack of will and the need to comfort themselves with fabricated religions.
This phone is not common, and its sudden appearance here at this moment makes me feel a chill in the air, as if it represents something elusive.
It sounds like it's a cult, but judging by the rare fanaticism in Gong Caicai's eyes, even though she has only been here once, she is probably deeply obsessed and cannot be persuaded to leave with just a few words.
On the basis that everything is empty, the Scientific Happiness Sect believes that as long as you can control the frequency of your thoughts and let yourself vibrate in a "beneficial" direction, your dreams can come true, and the core of the core is to "believe in" your dreams. Waking up will become a reality.
At this time, the team moved forward about twenty steps, and some people walked out of the seminar classroom. Each of them looked happy and confident, which made people feel that if they were all caretakers, then they would be able to meet these age groups. , people with different social status are not easy, and the acting skills of these actors are also very good.
I shook my head and said, "I won't listen to your preaching, so you can save it for those who are destined to teach you!"
Even for me, whose physics knowledge exceeds that of the average middle school student, I can't find any obvious mistakes. It seems that this "great wise man" is much more reliable than a certain cult leader who wrote a book claiming that "light years" is a unit of time.
Teacher Hu smiled very confidently: "Don't worry, we are a 'Scientific Happiness Seminar'! How can there be anti-scientific things? The core of our seminar is actually a kind of cutting-edge science. If you are patient, you will be able to exposed.”
"I understand!" Someone who looked like a college student shouted with great vigor, "From now on, I know how to live happily!"
I shook my head and said, "I won't listen to your preaching, so you can save it for those who are destined to teach you!"
The slightly curly hair and the shell hairpin on it made me think that the other person was Gong Caicai. It’s just that this girl was wearing a pair of glasses with quite large frames today, making her look more nerdy than usual.
I have never heard that attending a seminar can make you taller! How could anything be so cheap! If height and leg length can be solved through seminars, then the Chinese people who like to attend meetings have already become a nation of muscles. They can punch Stallone or kick Schwarzenegger without any difficulty - because we gain muscles when we attend meetings. Can any of you compare? !
"The professor's lectures are so wonderful. I really want to see the leader's style with my own eyes!"
Teacher Hu still had an unhurried smile, waved his hand and said: "The members called it that out of respect. In fact, the professors in the seminar are also called 'wise men', and the top professor is called 'big man'." Wise Man', of course I prefer to call him President, although most people have never seen him..."
Teacher Hu still had an unhurried smile, waved his hand and said: "The members called it that out of respect. In fact, the professors in the seminar are also called 'wise men', and the top professor is called 'big man'." Wise Man', of course I prefer to call him President, although most people have never seen him..."
The professor began to give lectures on the podium. He talked about "secrets" and "great men", trying his best to exaggerate the mystery. I listened impatiently, so I borrowed Gong Caicai's notes and took a look for myself - Gong Caicai's class The notes are a model for this class. Even if they record the theories of the Scientific Happiness Sect, they are absolutely to the point and can be seen at a glance.
An aunt I often meet when shopping for groceries said this with emotion.
Wow, it turns out that they are not only promoting Amway, but also promoting cults! Your two brainwashing organizations are happily merging!
Gong Caicai seemed very happy to hear that I was going in to listen. She was timid by nature, and would feel more at ease if she had another acquaintance other than Teacher Hu accompanying her, right
Tip: If you see someone stealing cats and dogs on the road and want to stop them, then please insist that the animals they steal belong to you. This will make the other person feel guilty about being a thief.
An aunt I often meet when shopping for groceries said this with emotion.
Teacher Hu smiled very confidently: "Don't worry, we are a 'Scientific Happiness Seminar'! How can there be anti-scientific things? The core of our seminar is actually a kind of cutting-edge science. If you are patient, you will be able to exposed.”
"By the way, what are the benefits of participating in a scientific happiness seminar? Do you think it can improve academic performance?"
"I hope I can grow taller... I hope I can grow taller... I hope I can grow taller..."
Seeing Gong Caicai nodding frequently while listening to the "lecture" of the middle-aged man in front of me, an unknown fire rushed up in my heart.
Gong Caicai also made the above move. Affected by the environment, she unconsciously expressed her wish.
"By the way, what are the benefits of participating in a scientific happiness seminar? Do you think it can improve academic performance?"
"Wow! You said you are not a cult!" I pointed at the aunt who was walking away and shouted, "You are already shouting 'The Lord of the Cult'!"
I have never heard that attending a seminar can make you taller! How could anything be so cheap! If height and leg length can be solved through seminars, then the Chinese people who like to attend meetings have already become a nation of muscles. They can punch Stallone or kick Schwarzenegger without any difficulty - because we gain muscles when we attend meetings. Can any of you compare? !
"Don't bother!" Brother Anli stopped him, "Actually, I don't have the ability to explain the gospel to you clearly. If you are interested -"
Gong Caicai murmured: "As for academic performance and other things, just work hard. I hope, I hope I can grow taller..."
Teacher Hu still had an unhurried smile, waved his hand and said: "The members called it that out of respect. In fact, the professors in the seminar are also called 'wise men', and the top professor is called 'big man'." Wise Man', of course I prefer to call him President, although most people have never seen him..."
I ignored Teacher Hu and winked at Gong Caicai several times, which meant: If you are being forced, just nod and I will hold your hand and run away.
He pointed and said, "Aren't there a lot of people queuing up at the intersection over there? Everyone is waiting for the professor to give a lecture!"
"Why didn't you wear your contact lenses today?"
Teacher Hu smiled very confidently: "Don't worry, we are a 'Scientific Happiness Seminar'! How can there be anti-scientific things? The core of our seminar is actually a kind of cutting-edge science. If you are patient, you will be able to exposed.”
Bastard! How could such a good thing happen in turn... No, you are not allowed to do bad things to Gong Caicai! After all, I am the sports committee member of the second grade (3) class. I can’t just watch this happen, I must stop it!
It sounds like it's a cult, but judging by the rare fanaticism in Gong Caicai's eyes, even though she has only been here once, she is probably deeply obsessed and cannot be persuaded to leave with just a few words.
"The professor's lectures are so wonderful. I really want to see the leader's style with my own eyes!"
The slightly curly hair and the shell hairpin on it made me think that the other person was Gong Caicai. It’s just that this girl was wearing a pair of glasses with quite large frames today, making her look more nerdy than usual.
"This student Ye Lin," Teacher Hu kindly invited, "if you are interested in our seminars, or even have misunderstandings, you can come and observe a class! It's completely free!"
A cram school teacher? The cram school teacher brings his students to participate in cult training. If he is not a bad person, then he must have a problem with his IQ!
Go to hell! I don't believe it! You simply promoted that the Scientific Happiness Sect can make mutes speak cross talk, and then you joined the Deyun Society. Wouldn't it be more effective
There are countless religious organizations that cheat money, whether it is China, the United States, Russia, Japan, South Korea, or Canada. If according to what they say, the leaders of the church are all "gods" or "gods", then the divine world should really implement family planning.
I was not going to agree, but then Teacher Hu answered a call. The mobile phone he took out from his jacket pocket was actually the same as my mobile phone, a domestic copycat Huang Feng Monster mobile phone.
The slightly curly hair and the shell hairpin on it made me think that the other person was Gong Caicai. It’s just that this girl was wearing a pair of glasses with quite large frames today, making her look more nerdy than usual.
An aunt I often meet when shopping for groceries said this with emotion.
There are countless religious organizations that cheat money, whether it is China, the United States, Russia, Japan, South Korea, or Canada. If according to what they say, the leaders of the church are all "gods" or "gods", then the divine world should really implement family planning.
"Classmate Ye Lin, it would be great if you could come and listen together! As long as you follow the method taught by the professor, if you have perseverance and perseverance... even, even your legs can grow longer!"
Wow, it turns out that they are not only promoting Amway, but also promoting cults! Your two brainwashing organizations are happily merging!
I have a certain degree of face blindness. In order not to recognize the wrong person, I carefully took a look at the girl's breasts - well, according to the world view of "Dragon Ball", it belongs to the Super Saiyan level - it was Gong Caicai.
The reason why I used this tone was to show that we were familiar with each other.
This phone is not common, and its sudden appearance here at this moment makes me feel a chill in the air, as if it represents something elusive.
"Ah, yes, it's classmate Ye Lin!" Gong Caicai pushed up her glasses that slipped from the bridge of her nose, "The cornea has been a little inflamed recently, so..."
Wow, it turns out that they are not only promoting Amway, but also promoting cults! Your two brainwashing organizations are happily merging!
After the group prayer ended, Gong Caicai suddenly realized that she might have accidentally said her wish to me, so she blushed with frustration.
"Okay, then I will audit a class." I replied, "But if there are any anti-science, anti-humanity, or anti-human remarks that undermine the reunification of the motherland in class, don't blame me for getting angry with your professor!"
Wow, it turns out that they are not only promoting Amway, but also promoting cults! Your two brainwashing organizations are happily merging!
"I understand!" Someone who looked like a college student shouted with great vigor, "From now on, I know how to live happily!"
"Young man, how can you say we are liars!" Brother Amway smacked his lips, "Our Scientific Happiness Church... is not a scientific happiness seminar, but we teach everyone the truth very rationally and spread the true gospel!"
Teacher Hu smiled very confidently: "Don't worry, we are a 'Scientific Happiness Seminar'! How can there be anti-scientific things? The core of our seminar is actually a kind of cutting-edge science. If you are patient, you will be able to exposed.”
"Young man, how can you say we are liars!" Brother Amway smacked his lips, "Our Scientific Happiness Church... is not a scientific happiness seminar, but we teach everyone the truth very rationally and spread the true gospel!"
I put on a gangster look and said contemptuously: "The person selling Amway under the overpass said that you are believers in the 'Scientific Happiness Cult'? Is there such a thing?"
"I hope my breasts can shrink a bit... I hope my breasts can shrink a bit... I hope my breasts can shrink a bit..."
The most annoying thing is, I asked him, "Do you believe in the Lord?" I thought I had defeated his army, but he smiled contemptuously and replied, "Yes! The Lord asked me to sell Amway!"
They even borrowed a popular advertising slogan "As long as you want to succeed, the whole world will help you."
"Ah, yes, it's classmate Ye Lin!" Gong Caicai pushed up her glasses that slipped from the bridge of her nose, "The cornea has been a little inflamed recently, so..."
Seeing Gong Caicai nodding frequently while listening to the "lecture" of the middle-aged man in front of me, an unknown fire rushed up in my heart.
In fact, although I can barely be considered an actor, pretending to be kind is not my strong point. I am afraid that my smile is more evil than the devil Satan.
Gong Caicai seemed very happy to hear that I was going in to listen. She was timid by nature, and would feel more at ease if she had another acquaintance other than Teacher Hu accompanying her, right
"Ah, yes, it's classmate Ye Lin!" Gong Caicai pushed up her glasses that slipped from the bridge of her nose, "The cornea has been a little inflamed recently, so..."
Suddenly, I seemed to see a familiar person, but it was different from what I remembered.
"Classmate Ye Lin, it would be great if you could come and listen together! As long as you follow the method taught by the professor, if you have perseverance and perseverance... even, even your legs can grow longer!"
Tip: If you see someone stealing cats and dogs on the road and want to stop them, then please insist that the animals they steal belong to you. This will make the other person feel guilty about being a thief.
"Wow! You said you are not a cult!" I pointed at the aunt who was walking away and shouted, "You are already shouting 'The Lord of the Cult'!"
"The professor's lectures are so wonderful. I really want to see the leader's style with my own eyes!"
Bastard! Don't laugh at my short legs in front of me! Moreover, this kind of physiological problem cannot be changed by listening to a few fallacies! What kind of weird organization is the Scientific Happiness Sect
They even borrowed a popular advertising slogan "As long as you want to succeed, the whole world will help you."
The reason why I used this tone was to show that we were familiar with each other.
Gong Caicai seemed very happy to hear that I was going in to listen. She was timid by nature, and would feel more at ease if she had another acquaintance other than Teacher Hu accompanying her, right
I ignored Teacher Hu and winked at Gong Caicai several times, which meant: If you are being forced, just nod and I will hold your hand and run away.
I have a certain degree of face blindness. In order not to recognize the wrong person, I carefully took a look at the girl's breasts - well, according to the world view of "Dragon Ball", it belongs to the Super Saiyan level - it was Gong Caicai.
After waiting for a while, it was finally our turn to enter the classroom.
Teacher Hu still had an unhurried smile, waved his hand and said: "The members called it that out of respect. In fact, the professors in the seminar are also called 'wise men', and the top professor is called 'big man'." Wise Man', of course I prefer to call him President, although most people have never seen him..."
"Professor?" I curled my lips and asked, "Where did you street swindlers hire a professor? He must be as good as the experts hired by TV direct marketing!"
"Okay, then I will audit a class." I replied, "But if there are any anti-science, anti-humanity, or anti-human remarks that undermine the reunification of the motherland in class, don't blame me for getting angry with your professor!"
"Ah, yes, it's classmate Ye Lin!" Gong Caicai pushed up her glasses that slipped from the bridge of her nose, "The cornea has been a little inflamed recently, so..."
The next paragraph is more NB. They borrowed from Buddhism and believed that "all things are empty", and cutting-edge quantum mechanics also supports this theory. All things are not "real objects", but a set of vibrating "waves".
As pious as a nun.
As a result, Gong Caicai didn't understand what I meant, and followed Teacher Hu blankly and said: "It's true! I only attended the class once, and I feel that I have become a little bolder! And classmate Ye Lin just said The Amway salesman…”
So I cleared my throat, tried my best to let the light of "God loves the world" shine on my face, and asked with great kindness: "Excuse me, do you believe in the Lord?"
After filing in according to order, I found that this classroom was probably used by ordinary students to make up for extra classes. The desks were very old and there were two people at a table. Gong Caicai and I happened to be sitting at the same table. Teacher Hu was behind us. The stool was broken, so he had one person per table.
On the basis that everything is empty, the Scientific Happiness Sect believes that as long as you can control the frequency of your thoughts and let yourself vibrate in a "beneficial" direction, your dreams can come true, and the core of the core is to "believe in" your dreams. Waking up will become a reality.
I once saw a method on the Internet, which is that if you encounter an MLM selling Amway on the street and talk to you, you should ask him in turn: "Do you believe in the Lord?" to ensure that he will stay away.
After filing in according to order, I found that this classroom was probably used by ordinary students to make up for extra classes. The desks were very old and there were two people at a table. Gong Caicai and I happened to be sitting at the same table. Teacher Hu was behind us. The stool was broken, so he had one person per table.
After the group prayer ended, Gong Caicai suddenly realized that she might have accidentally said her wish to me, so she blushed with frustration.
They believe that "thoughts" and "beliefs" have a certain gravity, just like if you always think "Don't fail this test", the result is nine times out of ten that you will fail, and when you shoot the ball, you think "this" "The ball is scored", and nine times out of ten it will be scored.
He pointed and said, "Aren't there a lot of people queuing up at the intersection over there? Everyone is waiting for the professor to give a lecture!"
After sitting down next to Gong Caicai, I looked at her who was a little nervous and asked:
I was not going to agree, but then Teacher Hu answered a call. The mobile phone he took out from his jacket pocket was actually the same as my mobile phone, a domestic copycat Huang Feng Monster mobile phone.
So I cleared my throat, tried my best to let the light of "God loves the world" shine on my face, and asked with great kindness: "Excuse me, do you believe in the Lord?"
Go to hell! I don't believe it! You simply promoted that the Scientific Happiness Sect can make mutes speak cross talk, and then you joined the Deyun Society. Wouldn't it be more effective
"Okay, then I will audit a class." I replied, "But if there are any anti-science, anti-humanity, or anti-human remarks that undermine the reunification of the motherland in class, don't blame me for getting angry with your professor!"
"By the way, what are the benefits of participating in a scientific happiness seminar? Do you think it can improve academic performance?"
"By the way, what are the benefits of participating in a scientific happiness seminar? Do you think it can improve academic performance?"
I have a certain degree of face blindness. In order not to recognize the wrong person, I carefully took a look at the girl's breasts - well, according to the world view of "Dragon Ball", it belongs to the Super Saiyan level - it was Gong Caicai.
Gong Caicai murmured: "As for academic performance and other things, just work hard. I hope, I hope I can grow taller..."
"Okay, then I will audit a class." I replied, "But if there are any anti-science, anti-humanity, or anti-human remarks that undermine the reunification of the motherland in class, don't blame me for getting angry with your professor!"
After filing in according to order, I found that this classroom was probably used by ordinary students to make up for extra classes. The desks were very old and there were two people at a table. Gong Caicai and I happened to be sitting at the same table. Teacher Hu was behind us. The stool was broken, so he had one person per table.
They believe that "thoughts" and "beliefs" have a certain gravity, just like if you always think "Don't fail this test", the result is nine times out of ten that you will fail, and when you shoot the ball, you think "this" "The ball is scored", and nine times out of ten it will be scored.
Before he finished speaking, more than half of the students made movements similar to Christian prayers before meals. They clenched their hands and put them against their foreheads, muttering something in their mouths.
"I understand!" Someone who looked like a college student shouted with great vigor, "From now on, I know how to live happily!"
I have never heard that attending a seminar can make you taller! How could anything be so cheap! If height and leg length can be solved through seminars, then the Chinese people who like to attend meetings have already become a nation of muscles. They can punch Stallone or kick Schwarzenegger without any difficulty - because we gain muscles when we attend meetings. Can any of you compare? !
Even for me, whose physics knowledge exceeds that of the average middle school student, I can't find any obvious mistakes. It seems that this "great wise man" is much more reliable than a certain cult leader who wrote a book claiming that "light years" is a unit of time.
"I hope my breasts can shrink a bit... I hope my breasts can shrink a bit... I hope my breasts can shrink a bit..."
This phone is not common, and its sudden appearance here at this moment makes me feel a chill in the air, as if it represents something elusive.
Bastard! Don't laugh at my short legs in front of me! Moreover, this kind of physiological problem cannot be changed by listening to a few fallacies! What kind of weird organization is the Scientific Happiness Sect
At this time, the classroom fell silent. The professor of the Scientific Happiness Seminar (professionally known as "The Wise Man") walked up to the podium, glanced down, and cleared his throat.
I put on a gangster look and said contemptuously: "The person selling Amway under the overpass said that you are believers in the 'Scientific Happiness Cult'? Is there such a thing?"
"I hope my breasts can shrink a bit... I hope my breasts can shrink a bit... I hope my breasts can shrink a bit..."
Gong Caicai also made the above move. Affected by the environment, she unconsciously expressed her wish.
Not to mention, this professor really has the charm of an educator. He is very similar to my head teacher in elementary school who used all the summer homework of the class to sell scraps—not my head teacher’s father, right
The professor began to give lectures on the podium. He talked about "secrets" and "great men", trying his best to exaggerate the mystery. I listened impatiently, so I borrowed Gong Caicai's notes and took a look for myself - Gong Caicai's class The notes are a model for this class. Even if they record the theories of the Scientific Happiness Sect, they are absolutely to the point and can be seen at a glance.
"This student Ye Lin," Teacher Hu kindly invited, "if you are interested in our seminars, or even have misunderstandings, you can come and observe a class! It's completely free!"
Teacher Hu smiled very confidently: "Don't worry, we are a 'Scientific Happiness Seminar'! How can there be anti-scientific things? The core of our seminar is actually a kind of cutting-edge science. If you are patient, you will be able to exposed.”
Bastard! Don't laugh at my short legs in front of me! Moreover, this kind of physiological problem cannot be changed by listening to a few fallacies! What kind of weird organization is the Scientific Happiness Sect
There are countless religious organizations that cheat money, whether it is China, the United States, Russia, Japan, South Korea, or Canada. If according to what they say, the leaders of the church are all "gods" or "gods", then the divine world should really implement family planning.
"Classmate Ye Lin, it would be great if you could come and listen together! As long as you follow the method taught by the professor, if you have perseverance and perseverance... even, even your legs can grow longer!"
"Hello everyone, before the official lecture begins, please gather your energy and review the wishes you want to achieve. The key point is: you must believe that this wish will come true!"
It sounds like it's a cult, but judging by the rare fanaticism in Gong Caicai's eyes, even though she has only been here once, she is probably deeply obsessed and cannot be persuaded to leave with just a few words.
However, this Amway salesman clearly saw my dignity and dared to come up and strike up a conversation, which shows that he is very courageous and will not retreat easily.
As pious as a nun.
It sounds very seductive and specious.
It sounds like it's a cult, but judging by the rare fanaticism in Gong Caicai's eyes, even though she has only been here once, she is probably deeply obsessed and cannot be persuaded to leave with just a few words.
Before he finished speaking, more than half of the students made movements similar to Christian prayers before meals. They clenched their hands and put them against their foreheads, muttering something in their mouths.
Gong Caicai also made the above move. Affected by the environment, she unconsciously expressed her wish.
Teacher Hu took over: "That young man had a serious stutter before he came to the seminar! Now look at how fluent he is when he sells Amway!"
Teacher Hu took over: "That young man had a serious stutter before he came to the seminar! Now look at how fluent he is when he sells Amway!"
As a result, Gong Caicai didn't understand what I meant, and followed Teacher Hu blankly and said: "It's true! I only attended the class once, and I feel that I have become a little bolder! And classmate Ye Lin just said The Amway salesman…”
Gong Caicai also made the above move. Affected by the environment, she unconsciously expressed her wish.
After waiting for a while, it was finally our turn to enter the classroom.
They even borrowed a popular advertising slogan "As long as you want to succeed, the whole world will help you."
As pious as a nun.
They believe that "thoughts" and "beliefs" have a certain gravity, just like if you always think "Don't fail this test", the result is nine times out of ten that you will fail, and when you shoot the ball, you think "this" "The ball is scored", and nine times out of ten it will be scored.
"I hope I can grow taller... I hope I can grow taller... I hope I can grow taller..."
So I took three steps and two steps at a time, walked to Gong Caicai and the middle-aged man, and greeted Gong Caicai directly:
An aunt I often meet when shopping for groceries said this with emotion.
This phone is not common, and its sudden appearance here at this moment makes me feel a chill in the air, as if it represents something elusive.
The Amway salesman saw the look of disdain on my face. He looked around and lowered his voice and said to me:
So I took three steps and two steps at a time, walked to Gong Caicai and the middle-aged man, and greeted Gong Caicai directly:
As pious as a nun.
"Why didn't you wear your contact lenses today?"
Suddenly, I seemed to see a familiar person, but it was different from what I remembered.
After filing in according to order, I found that this classroom was probably used by ordinary students to make up for extra classes. The desks were very old and there were two people at a table. Gong Caicai and I happened to be sitting at the same table. Teacher Hu was behind us. The stool was broken, so he had one person per table.
"Is he your classmate?" The middle-aged man next to me looked at me with a sincere expression. He didn't have the rat-headed eyes of someone who steals cats and dogs, but he looked a little dignified.
Suddenly, I seemed to see a familiar person, but it was different from what I remembered.
Although the Amway guy was very enthusiastic, I didn’t listen to him and queued up for a “free trial”.
"I hope my breasts can shrink a bit... I hope my breasts can shrink a bit... I hope my breasts can shrink a bit..."
The most annoying thing is, I asked him, "Do you believe in the Lord?" I thought I had defeated his army, but he smiled contemptuously and replied, "Yes! The Lord asked me to sell Amway!"
Even for me, whose physics knowledge exceeds that of the average middle school student, I can't find any obvious mistakes. It seems that this "great wise man" is much more reliable than a certain cult leader who wrote a book claiming that "light years" is a unit of time.
Teacher Hu took over: "That young man had a serious stutter before he came to the seminar! Now look at how fluent he is when he sells Amway!"
On the basis that everything is empty, the Scientific Happiness Sect believes that as long as you can control the frequency of your thoughts and let yourself vibrate in a "beneficial" direction, your dreams can come true, and the core of the core is to "believe in" your dreams. Waking up will become a reality.
Your sister! It turns out that Amway Company cannot pay dividends to Jehovah every year! God actually sent you to do such boring things!
I put on a gangster look and said contemptuously: "The person selling Amway under the overpass said that you are believers in the 'Scientific Happiness Cult'? Is there such a thing?"
"The professor's lectures are so wonderful. I really want to see the leader's style with my own eyes!"
Eh? It seems to be more pious than when I hope to grow taller! Does having too big breasts bother her that much
I ignored Teacher Hu and winked at Gong Caicai several times, which meant: If you are being forced, just nod and I will hold your hand and run away.
An aunt I often meet when shopping for groceries said this with emotion.
After sitting down next to Gong Caicai, I looked at her who was a little nervous and asked:
Science... Happiness Religion? How can science and religion be related? The Vatican Pope still opposes the theory of evolution! Even if the word "happiness" is added in the middle, it will only appear more nondescript!
After the group prayer ended, Gong Caicai suddenly realized that she might have accidentally said her wish to me, so she blushed with frustration.
Teacher Hu still had an unhurried smile, waved his hand and said: "The members called it that out of respect. In fact, the professors in the seminar are also called 'wise men', and the top professor is called 'big man'." Wise Man', of course I prefer to call him President, although most people have never seen him..."
A cram school teacher? The cram school teacher brings his students to participate in cult training. If he is not a bad person, then he must have a problem with his IQ!
After the group prayer ended, Gong Caicai suddenly realized that she might have accidentally said her wish to me, so she blushed with frustration.
The professor began to give lectures on the podium. He talked about "secrets" and "great men", trying his best to exaggerate the mystery. I listened impatiently, so I borrowed Gong Caicai's notes and took a look for myself - Gong Caicai's class The notes are a model for this class. Even if they record the theories of the Scientific Happiness Sect, they are absolutely to the point and can be seen at a glance.
At this time, the classroom fell silent. The professor of the Scientific Happiness Seminar (professionally known as "The Wise Man") walked up to the podium, glanced down, and cleared his throat.
Teacher Hu still had an unhurried smile, waved his hand and said: "The members called it that out of respect. In fact, the professors in the seminar are also called 'wise men', and the top professor is called 'big man'." Wise Man', of course I prefer to call him President, although most people have never seen him..."
After the group prayer ended, Gong Caicai suddenly realized that she might have accidentally said her wish to me, so she blushed with frustration.
I have never heard that attending a seminar can make you taller! How could anything be so cheap! If height and leg length can be solved through seminars, then the Chinese people who like to attend meetings have already become a nation of muscles. They can punch Stallone or kick Schwarzenegger without any difficulty - because we gain muscles when we attend meetings. Can any of you compare? !
As a result, Gong Caicai didn't understand what I meant, and followed Teacher Hu blankly and said: "It's true! I only attended the class once, and I feel that I have become a little bolder! And classmate Ye Lin just said The Amway salesman…”
According to Gong Caicai’s notes, the core of Scientific Happiness seems to be the “Law of Attraction.”
I put on a gangster look and said contemptuously: "The person selling Amway under the overpass said that you are believers in the 'Scientific Happiness Cult'? Is there such a thing?"
Although the Amway guy was very enthusiastic, I didn’t listen to him and queued up for a “free trial”.
They even borrowed a popular advertising slogan "As long as you want to succeed, the whole world will help you."
"Why didn't you wear your contact lenses today?"
He pointed and said, "Aren't there a lot of people queuing up at the intersection over there? Everyone is waiting for the professor to give a lecture!"
I continued walking forward, and when I passed the intersection, I glanced at the people waiting in line, and laughed at them for their lack of will and the need to comfort themselves with fabricated religions.
These cults are too much! Even the super-good baby Gong Caicai, the school committee member of our Grade 2 (3) class, had to lie to her! Gong Caicai is fair and rich, so it doesn't matter if you defraud her of some money. But I heard that many "leaders" defraud money and sex. You must have sinful thoughts and want to do such and such things!
This law holds that everything that happens around a person, the so-called "fate", is attracted by the person himself.
As pious as a nun.
"By the way, what are the benefits of participating in a scientific happiness seminar? Do you think it can improve academic performance?"
At this time, the team moved forward about twenty steps, and some people walked out of the seminar classroom. Each of them looked happy and confident, which made people feel that if they were all caretakers, then they would be able to meet these age groups. , people with different social status are not easy, and the acting skills of these actors are also very good.
"Professor?" I curled my lips and asked, "Where did you street swindlers hire a professor? He must be as good as the experts hired by TV direct marketing!"
After filing in according to order, I found that this classroom was probably used by ordinary students to make up for extra classes. The desks were very old and there were two people at a table. Gong Caicai and I happened to be sitting at the same table. Teacher Hu was behind us. The stool was broken, so he had one person per table.
The most annoying thing is, I asked him, "Do you believe in the Lord?" I thought I had defeated his army, but he smiled contemptuously and replied, "Yes! The Lord asked me to sell Amway!"
At this time, the team moved forward about twenty steps, and some people walked out of the seminar classroom. Each of them looked happy and confident, which made people feel that if they were all caretakers, then they would be able to meet these age groups. , people with different social status are not easy, and the acting skills of these actors are also very good.
"Okay, then I will audit a class." I replied, "But if there are any anti-science, anti-humanity, or anti-human remarks that undermine the reunification of the motherland in class, don't blame me for getting angry with your professor!"
They believe that "thoughts" and "beliefs" have a certain gravity, just like if you always think "Don't fail this test", the result is nine times out of ten that you will fail, and when you shoot the ball, you think "this" "The ball is scored", and nine times out of ten it will be scored.
Before he finished speaking, more than half of the students made movements similar to Christian prayers before meals. They clenched their hands and put them against their foreheads, muttering something in their mouths.
After waiting for a while, it was finally our turn to enter the classroom.
An aunt I often meet when shopping for groceries said this with emotion.
An aunt I often meet when shopping for groceries said this with emotion.
Gong Caicai seemed very happy to hear that I was going in to listen. She was timid by nature, and would feel more at ease if she had another acquaintance other than Teacher Hu accompanying her, right
According to Gong Caicai’s notes, the core of Scientific Happiness seems to be the “Law of Attraction.”
Gong Caicai murmured: "As for academic performance and other things, just work hard. I hope, I hope I can grow taller..."
It sounds very seductive and specious.
Wow, it turns out that they are not only promoting Amway, but also promoting cults! Your two brainwashing organizations are happily merging!
The most annoying thing is, I asked him, "Do you believe in the Lord?" I thought I had defeated his army, but he smiled contemptuously and replied, "Yes! The Lord asked me to sell Amway!"
A cram school teacher? The cram school teacher brings his students to participate in cult training. If he is not a bad person, then he must have a problem with his IQ!
"Classmate Ye Lin, it would be great if you could come and listen together! As long as you follow the method taught by the professor, if you have perseverance and perseverance... even, even your legs can grow longer!"
The professor began to give lectures on the podium. He talked about "secrets" and "great men", trying his best to exaggerate the mystery. I listened impatiently, so I borrowed Gong Caicai's notes and took a look for myself - Gong Caicai's class The notes are a model for this class. Even if they record the theories of the Scientific Happiness Sect, they are absolutely to the point and can be seen at a glance.
So I cleared my throat, tried my best to let the light of "God loves the world" shine on my face, and asked with great kindness: "Excuse me, do you believe in the Lord?"
The next paragraph is more NB. They borrowed from Buddhism and believed that "all things are empty", and cutting-edge quantum mechanics also supports this theory. All things are not "real objects", but a set of vibrating "waves".
Go to hell! I don't believe it! You simply promoted that the Scientific Happiness Sect can make mutes speak cross talk, and then you joined the Deyun Society. Wouldn't it be more effective
I once saw a method on the Internet, which is that if you encounter an MLM selling Amway on the street and talk to you, you should ask him in turn: "Do you believe in the Lord?" to ensure that he will stay away.
Bastard! How could such a good thing happen in turn... No, you are not allowed to do bad things to Gong Caicai! After all, I am the sports committee member of the second grade (3) class. I can’t just watch this happen, I must stop it!
"I hope I can grow taller... I hope I can grow taller... I hope I can grow taller..."
Even for me, whose physics knowledge exceeds that of the average middle school student, I can't find any obvious mistakes. It seems that this "great wise man" is much more reliable than a certain cult leader who wrote a book claiming that "light years" is a unit of time.
"Is he your classmate?" The middle-aged man next to me looked at me with a sincere expression. He didn't have the rat-headed eyes of someone who steals cats and dogs, but he looked a little dignified.
Eh? It seems to be more pious than when I hope to grow taller! Does having too big breasts bother her that much
On the basis that everything is empty, the Scientific Happiness Sect believes that as long as you can control the frequency of your thoughts and let yourself vibrate in a "beneficial" direction, your dreams can come true, and the core of the core is to "believe in" your dreams. Waking up will become a reality.
The professor began to give lectures on the podium. He talked about "secrets" and "great men", trying his best to exaggerate the mystery. I listened impatiently, so I borrowed Gong Caicai's notes and took a look for myself - Gong Caicai's class The notes are a model for this class. Even if they record the theories of the Scientific Happiness Sect, they are absolutely to the point and can be seen at a glance.
"The professor's lectures are so wonderful. I really want to see the leader's style with my own eyes!"
These cults are too much! Even the super-good baby Gong Caicai, the school committee member of our Grade 2 (3) class, had to lie to her! Gong Caicai is fair and rich, so it doesn't matter if you defraud her of some money. But I heard that many "leaders" defraud money and sex. You must have sinful thoughts and want to do such and such things!
It sounds very seductive and specious.
They even borrowed a popular advertising slogan "As long as you want to succeed, the whole world will help you."
Although the Amway guy was very enthusiastic, I didn’t listen to him and queued up for a “free trial”.
This phone is not common, and its sudden appearance here at this moment makes me feel a chill in the air, as if it represents something elusive.
Standing in the middle of the queue was a short girl, wearing a decent "summer student uniform" with a very long skirt that went above her knees. She was standing in a reserved posture, holding a stack of study materials, and was listening to a tall middle-aged man in front of her.