In order to convince members, professors from the Scientific Happiness Church have been telling examples of various famous people on stage. For example, Newton spent all his time thinking about scientific theories and became a great physicist. He also said that Napoleon started out as an artilleryman and always had great ambitions. Finally became a generation of war god, Balabala's.
In order to convince members, professors from the Scientific Happiness Church have been telling examples of various famous people on stage. For example, Newton spent all his time thinking about scientific theories and became a great physicist. He also said that Napoleon started out as an artilleryman and always had great ambitions. Finally became a generation of war god, Balabala's.
Because I had to hold the turtle down with my hands to prevent it from crawling around, the three words "Everyone does not believe" at the top were blocked by my hands.
"Why is classmate Ye Lin scolding people..." Gong Caicai lowered her head slightly in confusion, her cheeks burning, "I believe in the seminar for the time being, classmate Ye Lin said that Scientology is your son... isn't it even me? …”
"Eh? Da Vinci came to you!"
Inspirational is inspirational, but it seems to be too far-fetched! Newton didn't think of himself as a physicist just by thinking every day. He had at least done physical experiments! Dispersion experiments using prisms are crying! The first reflecting telescope made with a grinding and polishing machine is crying!
The professor suddenly burst out laughing, "Isn't it just 'Anyone who doesn't believe in Scientology is my son'? That was written by my teaching assistant. Because he had been the backbone of a cult before, he foolishly thought that this method He has been criticized many times for being able to show 'miracles'."
"Hmph! Look what's written on the turtle's back!" I changed my position and held down the turtle, only to find that the inscription on the turtle's back was written with a water-based pen. I had erased it just now, and now it was officially changed. Became "Scientology is my son."
Of course, it is limited to beautiful women. In Eunuch Cao’s plan, ugly women must be covered with Middle Eastern black robes all day long and are not allowed to show their true colors.
And Napoleon, Napoleon fought desperately to gain the title of God of War. If he could conquer the world just by lying in bed and thinking about it, then Napoleon wouldn't have gotten hemorrhoids from riding too many horses! If he had not suffered from hemorrhoids, Napoleon would not have been unable to go to the battlefield to command the Battle of Waterloo due to hemorrhoid attacks, and Europe would have been unified in advance. Where did today's European Union come from
"How to go deep?" I was still very vigilant and subconsciously made a gesture to protect Gong Caicai.
"That's useless!" the professor said angrily, "The core of the law of attraction is that thinking can affect matter. Although you have sex every day, you don't really believe that you can catch up with your senior sister, because you are not even the closest People - you yourself have no influence! If you truly implement the law of attraction, you will overcome your shyness and increase your charm. You and your senior sister will have a touching love story!"
The professor smiled mysteriously, "The greatest achievement of the Scientific Happiness Seminar is not the discovery of the law of attraction, but the development of a series of advanced computer programs that can calculate and simulate the law of attraction, and then use my Such interpretation by professionals can predict your future to a certain extent!"
Damn it, you're actually swearing! What kind of kindergarten-level teaching method is this! It’s even less reliable than Chen Sheng and Wu Guang’s hidden characters in the belly of a fish! That was over 2,000 years ago! It was an era before the Fist of the North Star was created!
Damn it, you're actually swearing! What kind of kindergarten-level teaching method is this! It’s even less reliable than Chen Sheng and Wu Guang’s hidden characters in the belly of a fish! That was over 2,000 years ago! It was an era before the Fist of the North Star was created!
What's annoying is that Gong Caicai next to him listens with great interest. Whenever the professor on the podium finishes a sentence, Gong Caicai always blinks, as if this action can enhance his memory and comprehension. .
What's annoying is that Gong Caicai next to him listens with great interest. Whenever the professor on the podium finishes a sentence, Gong Caicai always blinks, as if this action can enhance his memory and comprehension. .
But I heard from my dad that there is a "Flying Spaghetti Cult" in foreign countries that is purely a spoof. It believes that the world was created by a lump of spaghetti when it was drunk. Both the doctrine and the canon are super funny and full of entertainment spirit.
"What? Do you have to work hard on your own in the end?" The high school student looked a little disappointed.
At some point, the professor came up behind me and looked at me holding his pet turtle.
"Well, you're a sister-controller who deserves sympathy." The professor, who was obviously very old, said the popular two-dimensional phrases calmly and calmly, "Then, other than YY yourself hooking up with the senior sister, have you taken any initiative? What about activities, like making an appointment and sending flowers?"
"The professor actually wants to demonstrate 'causal calculation' to them!" A familiar member exclaimed, "I heard that the program rents the country's supercomputer, which requires a huge amount of calculations and power consumption. Most people can't afford to use it. fee!"
Eh? What the professor said makes sense, right? It instantly became like a simple motivational speech without much religious elements. Did I misunderstand that this seminar is really just a public welfare organization dedicated to psychological construction
In fact, I have a relatively open attitude towards religion. As long as it doesn't harm others, it doesn't matter what religion I believe in.
Eh? What the professor said makes sense, right? It instantly became like a simple motivational speech without much religious elements. Did I misunderstand that this seminar is really just a public welfare organization dedicated to psychological construction
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin actually likes to keep turtles as pets? This... this is not a snapping turtle, right? My relative's child was bitten by a snapping turtle... "
It’s just that I received a red education from proletarian successors since I was a child, which led to my preconception of atheism. Now it is impossible for me to prostrate myself at the feet of a certain god.
But cults are different. Cults that brainwash and control their members must be stayed away from! Gong Caicai, you are too easily influenced by others! Fortunately, during the anti-cult propaganda in No. 28 Middle School, you signed the banner with the words "Advocate Science, Oppose Cults"!
Teacher Hu said slightly angrily: "I thought you were Caicai's classmate. Although you look fierce, you should be a polite person, but I didn't expect you to write such a sentence! And I told you earlier, I don't think the seminar is a religion… "
This inscription on the back of the turtle immediately brought down my newly improved favorability level. I grabbed the lid of the turtle and lifted it up with one hand, wanting to show it to Gong Caicai and let her see through the true face of the Scientific Happiness Sect. .
"Oh?" The professor pushed up his round glasses, "Have you ever used the law of attraction? What was your wish back then?"
But I heard from my dad that there is a "Flying Spaghetti Cult" in foreign countries that is purely a spoof. It believes that the world was created by a lump of spaghetti when it was drunk. Both the doctrine and the canon are super funny and full of entertainment spirit.
Suddenly, I felt something next to my feet, hitting my sneakers again and again with its hard shell.
When I had nothing to do, I once thought that if Eunuch Cao's coup was successful and the squad leader was forced to wear miniskirts all day long, I would not be particularly opposed to his sect.
"The professor actually wants to demonstrate 'causal calculation' to them!" A familiar member exclaimed, "I heard that the program rents the country's supercomputer, which requires a huge amount of calculations and power consumption. Most people can't afford to use it. fee!"
In addition, I remember Eunuch Cao said that he plans to create a miniskirt cult in the future. The ultimate goal of this cult is to launch an armed coup and make all women of the right age wear miniskirts after taking power.
Gong Caicai continued to lower her head, "Besides, it's not very scientific for classmate Ye Lin to play such a prank. Take me as an example, I can't be 'your son', at most I'm 'your daughter'..."
Damn it, you're actually swearing! What kind of kindergarten-level teaching method is this! It’s even less reliable than Chen Sheng and Wu Guang’s hidden characters in the belly of a fish! That was over 2,000 years ago! It was an era before the Fist of the North Star was created!
At some point, the professor came up behind me and looked at me holding his pet turtle.
Eh? What the professor said makes sense, right? It instantly became like a simple motivational speech without much religious elements. Did I misunderstand that this seminar is really just a public welfare organization dedicated to psychological construction
"Why is classmate Ye Lin scolding people..." Gong Caicai lowered her head slightly in confusion, her cheeks burning, "I believe in the seminar for the time being, classmate Ye Lin said that Scientology is your son... isn't it even me? …”
Of course, it is limited to beautiful women. In Eunuch Cao’s plan, ugly women must be covered with Middle Eastern black robes all day long and are not allowed to show their true colors.
Gong Caicai continued to lower her head, "Besides, it's not very scientific for classmate Ye Lin to play such a prank. Take me as an example, I can't be 'your son', at most I'm 'your daughter'..."
Inspirational is inspirational, but it seems to be too far-fetched! Newton didn't think of himself as a physicist just by thinking every day. He had at least done physical experiments! Dispersion experiments using prisms are crying! The first reflecting telescope made with a grinding and polishing machine is crying!
Fortune-telling? Finally, a decent cult behavior appeared! What advanced computer programs are on the same level as "computer fortune telling"? See how I, an atheist, can expose your shenanigans!
"No! I didn't mean you!" I was so angry that I threw the turtle on the table, like using a gavel in a storytelling book.
When I had nothing to do, I once thought that if Eunuch Cao's coup was successful and the squad leader was forced to wear miniskirts all day long, I would not be particularly opposed to his sect.
Teacher Hu said slightly angrily: "I thought you were Caicai's classmate. Although you look fierce, you should be a polite person, but I didn't expect you to write such a sentence! And I told you earlier, I don't think the seminar is a religion… "
"The professor actually wants to demonstrate 'causal calculation' to them!" A familiar member exclaimed, "I heard that the program rents the country's supercomputer, which requires a huge amount of calculations and power consumption. Most people can't afford to use it. fee!"
"Oh?" The professor pushed up his round glasses, "Have you ever used the law of attraction? What was your wish back then?"
Eh? What the professor said makes sense, right? It instantly became like a simple motivational speech without much religious elements. Did I misunderstand that this seminar is really just a public welfare organization dedicated to psychological construction
But cults are different. Cults that brainwash and control their members must be stayed away from! Gong Caicai, you are too easily influenced by others! Fortunately, during the anti-cult propaganda in No. 28 Middle School, you signed the banner with the words "Advocate Science, Oppose Cults"!
At this time, Teacher Hu, who was sitting in the back seat, saw the turtle in my hand. He let out a "shush" and whispered to me:
"This young man, and these two friends who came with you," the classroom took the turtle from my hand and said kindly, "my Da Vinci crawling to you is considered destined to you, so why not take advantage of it?" This opportunity, after the lecture is over, will give you an in-depth understanding of how the law of attraction works!"
"This student Ye Lin, what are you doing with the professor's pet?"
"The law of attraction is not a secret. Foreign friends have also made videos to promote it, but to truly understand it, we need to rely on the help of modern science from a scientific perspective... "
At some point, the professor came up behind me and looked at me holding his pet turtle.
When I had nothing to do, I once thought that if Eunuch Cao's coup was successful and the squad leader was forced to wear miniskirts all day long, I would not be particularly opposed to his sect.
The professor on the podium was still mumbling something.
"That's useless!" the professor said angrily, "The core of the law of attraction is that thinking can affect matter. Although you have sex every day, you don't really believe that you can catch up with your senior sister, because you are not even the closest People - you yourself have no influence! If you truly implement the law of attraction, you will overcome your shyness and increase your charm. You and your senior sister will have a touching love story!"
At this time, Teacher Hu, who was sitting in the back seat, saw the turtle in my hand. He let out a "shush" and whispered to me:
In fact, I have a relatively open attitude towards religion. As long as it doesn't harm others, it doesn't matter what religion I believe in.
"How to go deep?" I was still very vigilant and subconsciously made a gesture to protect Gong Caicai.
I wanted to raise my hand and ask a few tricky questions to embarrass him, but unexpectedly there was a high school student in the front row who took the lead.
What's annoying is that Gong Caicai next to him listens with great interest. Whenever the professor on the podium finishes a sentence, Gong Caicai always blinks, as if this action can enhance his memory and comprehension. .
"If you want to succeed and be happy, you must work non-stop in the right direction! The Scientific Happiness Seminar is only responsible for providing you with the right direction, but cannot help you realize your dreams!"
"No! I didn't mean you!" I was so angry that I threw the turtle on the table, like using a gavel in a storytelling book.
When I had nothing to do, I once thought that if Eunuch Cao's coup was successful and the squad leader was forced to wear miniskirts all day long, I would not be particularly opposed to his sect.
But I heard from my dad that there is a "Flying Spaghetti Cult" in foreign countries that is purely a spoof. It believes that the world was created by a lump of spaghetti when it was drunk. Both the doctrine and the canon are super funny and full of entertainment spirit.
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin actually likes to keep turtles as pets? This... this is not a snapping turtle, right? My relative's child was bitten by a snapping turtle... "
I wanted to raise my hand and ask a few tricky questions to embarrass him, but unexpectedly there was a high school student in the front row who took the lead.
The high school student said a little embarrassedly: "I wanted to pursue my senior sister, so I kept following the instructions in the book and imagining the scene of me and my senior sister becoming a couple - but it didn't work at all! In the end, my senior sister was still raped by her senior brother. Bubble away!"
"Professor, I read a book on the law of attraction a few years ago, but when I applied it to myself, it had no effect at all!"
In fact, I have a relatively open attitude towards religion. As long as it doesn't harm others, it doesn't matter what religion I believe in.
But cults are different. Cults that brainwash and control their members must be stayed away from! Gong Caicai, you are too easily influenced by others! Fortunately, during the anti-cult propaganda in No. 28 Middle School, you signed the banner with the words "Advocate Science, Oppose Cults"!
"Oh?" The professor pushed up his round glasses, "Have you ever used the law of attraction? What was your wish back then?"
"Shallow prediction is not easy! Are the results accurate?"
This inscription on the back of the turtle immediately brought down my newly improved favorability level. I grabbed the lid of the turtle and lifted it up with one hand, wanting to show it to Gong Caicai and let her see through the true face of the Scientific Happiness Sect. .
Damn it, you're actually swearing! What kind of kindergarten-level teaching method is this! It’s even less reliable than Chen Sheng and Wu Guang’s hidden characters in the belly of a fish! That was over 2,000 years ago! It was an era before the Fist of the North Star was created!
"How to go deep?" I was still very vigilant and subconsciously made a gesture to protect Gong Caicai.
"Shallow prediction is not easy! Are the results accurate?"
The professor suddenly burst out laughing, "Isn't it just 'Anyone who doesn't believe in Scientology is my son'? That was written by my teaching assistant. Because he had been the backbone of a cult before, he foolishly thought that this method He has been criticized many times for being able to show 'miracles'."
"Well, it's quite accurate. It can even detect which bank my private money is stored in. It's truly a scientific religion!"
"What? Do you have to work hard on your own in the end?" The high school student looked a little disappointed.
The high school student said a little embarrassedly: "I wanted to pursue my senior sister, so I kept following the instructions in the book and imagining the scene of me and my senior sister becoming a couple - but it didn't work at all! In the end, my senior sister was still raped by her senior brother. Bubble away!"
The professor sighed, raised his voice and said, "Don't get me wrong, our scientific happiness seminar is not about teaching people to be lazy, but about teaching people to manage themselves scientifically and to provide as much help as possible - no matter where in the world , lazy people are hopeless!"
Looking closely, there are words on the back of the turtle. The crooked words seem to be "Everyone who does not believe in Scientology is my son..."
Inspirational is inspirational, but it seems to be too far-fetched! Newton didn't think of himself as a physicist just by thinking every day. He had at least done physical experiments! Dispersion experiments using prisms are crying! The first reflecting telescope made with a grinding and polishing machine is crying!
The professor on the podium was still mumbling something.
"Well, you're a sister-controller who deserves sympathy." The professor, who was obviously very old, said the popular two-dimensional phrases calmly and calmly, "Then, other than YY yourself hooking up with the senior sister, have you taken any initiative? What about activities, like making an appointment and sending flowers?"
Suddenly, I felt something next to my feet, hitting my sneakers again and again with its hard shell.
"Well, you're a sister-controller who deserves sympathy." The professor, who was obviously very old, said the popular two-dimensional phrases calmly and calmly, "Then, other than YY yourself hooking up with the senior sister, have you taken any initiative? What about activities, like making an appointment and sending flowers?"
Gong Caicai's face turned pale instantly. She was probably the type who didn't like reptiles, and since she liked rabbits, it was normal for her not to have a good impression of the tortoise that beat the rabbit in the race, right
Inspirational is inspirational, but it seems to be too far-fetched! Newton didn't think of himself as a physicist just by thinking every day. He had at least done physical experiments! Dispersion experiments using prisms are crying! The first reflecting telescope made with a grinding and polishing machine is crying!
Suddenly, I felt something next to my feet, hitting my sneakers again and again with its hard shell.
Teacher Hu said slightly angrily: "I thought you were Caicai's classmate. Although you look fierce, you should be a polite person, but I didn't expect you to write such a sentence! And I told you earlier, I don't think the seminar is a religion… "
"The law of attraction is not a secret. Foreign friends have also made videos to promote it, but to truly understand it, we need to rely on the help of modern science from a scientific perspective... "
The professor sighed, raised his voice and said, "Don't get me wrong, our scientific happiness seminar is not about teaching people to be lazy, but about teaching people to manage themselves scientifically and to provide as much help as possible - no matter where in the world , lazy people are hopeless!"
The high school student felt even more ashamed, lowered his head and said, "No, I've always had a crush."
It’s just that I received a red education from proletarian successors since I was a child, which led to my preconception of atheism. Now it is impossible for me to prostrate myself at the feet of a certain god.
Looking closely, there are words on the back of the turtle. The crooked words seem to be "Everyone who does not believe in Scientology is my son..."
The professor smiled mysteriously, "The greatest achievement of the Scientific Happiness Seminar is not the discovery of the law of attraction, but the development of a series of advanced computer programs that can calculate and simulate the law of attraction, and then use my Such interpretation by professionals can predict your future to a certain extent!"
But cults are different. Cults that brainwash and control their members must be stayed away from! Gong Caicai, you are too easily influenced by others! Fortunately, during the anti-cult propaganda in No. 28 Middle School, you signed the banner with the words "Advocate Science, Oppose Cults"!
"How to go deep?" I was still very vigilant and subconsciously made a gesture to protect Gong Caicai.
The professor smiled mysteriously, "The greatest achievement of the Scientific Happiness Seminar is not the discovery of the law of attraction, but the development of a series of advanced computer programs that can calculate and simulate the law of attraction, and then use my Such interpretation by professionals can predict your future to a certain extent!"
"That's useless!" the professor said angrily, "The core of the law of attraction is that thinking can affect matter. Although you have sex every day, you don't really believe that you can catch up with your senior sister, because you are not even the closest People - you yourself have no influence! If you truly implement the law of attraction, you will overcome your shyness and increase your charm. You and your senior sister will have a touching love story!"
Teacher Hu said slightly angrily: "I thought you were Caicai's classmate. Although you look fierce, you should be a polite person, but I didn't expect you to write such a sentence! And I told you earlier, I don't think the seminar is a religion… "
At some point, the professor came up behind me and looked at me holding his pet turtle.
Are you not trying to cover up the complete sentence on the turtle's back at all, and are you not avoiding the word "cult" at all? They actually poached the backbones of other cults. This is truly a cult among cults!
Professor's pet? Sure enough, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. Is it not an ordinary seminar but a religion? I was almost confused by their words! It is indeed a cult! Gong Caicai must be pulled out of this fire kang!
"What? Do you have to work hard on your own in the end?" The high school student looked a little disappointed.
"Don't be afraid~~~" I pressed the turtle on the table and asked her to read the words on the turtle's back.
Eh? What the professor said makes sense, right? It instantly became like a simple motivational speech without much religious elements. Did I misunderstand that this seminar is really just a public welfare organization dedicated to psychological construction
The professor smiled mysteriously, "The greatest achievement of the Scientific Happiness Seminar is not the discovery of the law of attraction, but the development of a series of advanced computer programs that can calculate and simulate the law of attraction, and then use my Such interpretation by professionals can predict your future to a certain extent!"
Suddenly, I felt something next to my feet, hitting my sneakers again and again with its hard shell.
The professor sighed, raised his voice and said, "Don't get me wrong, our scientific happiness seminar is not about teaching people to be lazy, but about teaching people to manage themselves scientifically and to provide as much help as possible - no matter where in the world , lazy people are hopeless!"
"This student Ye Lin, what are you doing with the professor's pet?"
In fact, I have a relatively open attitude towards religion. As long as it doesn't harm others, it doesn't matter what religion I believe in.
"If you want to succeed and be happy, you must work non-stop in the right direction! The Scientific Happiness Seminar is only responsible for providing you with the right direction, but cannot help you realize your dreams!"
Gong Caicai read carefully: "The Scientologists are all my sons..."
The high school student felt even more ashamed, lowered his head and said, "No, I've always had a crush."
Fortune-telling? Finally, a decent cult behavior appeared! What advanced computer programs are on the same level as "computer fortune telling"? See how I, an atheist, can expose your shenanigans!
Eh? What the professor said makes sense, right? It instantly became like a simple motivational speech without much religious elements. Did I misunderstand that this seminar is really just a public welfare organization dedicated to psychological construction
Gong Caicai, who was paying attention to the class, was poked by me with my finger and trembled with fright. She turned her head and found that I was holding a turtle in my left hand, and the turtle's head was still shaking around restlessly.
"Oh?" The professor pushed up his round glasses, "Have you ever used the law of attraction? What was your wish back then?"
At some point, the professor came up behind me and looked at me holding his pet turtle.
Damn it, you're actually swearing! What kind of kindergarten-level teaching method is this! It’s even less reliable than Chen Sheng and Wu Guang’s hidden characters in the belly of a fish! That was over 2,000 years ago! It was an era before the Fist of the North Star was created!
It’s just that I received a red education from proletarian successors since I was a child, which led to my preconception of atheism. Now it is impossible for me to prostrate myself at the feet of a certain god.
The high school student said a little embarrassedly: "I wanted to pursue my senior sister, so I kept following the instructions in the book and imagining the scene of me and my senior sister becoming a couple - but it didn't work at all! In the end, my senior sister was still raped by her senior brother. Bubble away!"
Suddenly, I felt something next to my feet, hitting my sneakers again and again with its hard shell.
In fact, I have a relatively open attitude towards religion. As long as it doesn't harm others, it doesn't matter what religion I believe in.
Damn it, you're actually swearing! What kind of kindergarten-level teaching method is this! It’s even less reliable than Chen Sheng and Wu Guang’s hidden characters in the belly of a fish! That was over 2,000 years ago! It was an era before the Fist of the North Star was created!
The professor suddenly burst out laughing, "Isn't it just 'Anyone who doesn't believe in Scientology is my son'? That was written by my teaching assistant. Because he had been the backbone of a cult before, he foolishly thought that this method He has been criticized many times for being able to show 'miracles'."
I lowered my head and looked—it turned out to be a palm-sized turtle! Wild turtles are extremely rare in cities. Who keeps this as a pet
At this time, Teacher Hu, who was sitting in the back seat, saw the turtle in my hand. He let out a "shush" and whispered to me:
In addition, I remember Eunuch Cao said that he plans to create a miniskirt cult in the future. The ultimate goal of this cult is to launch an armed coup and make all women of the right age wear miniskirts after taking power.
The professor on the podium was still mumbling something.
Eh? What the professor said makes sense, right? It instantly became like a simple motivational speech without much religious elements. Did I misunderstand that this seminar is really just a public welfare organization dedicated to psychological construction
But cults are different. Cults that brainwash and control their members must be stayed away from! Gong Caicai, you are too easily influenced by others! Fortunately, during the anti-cult propaganda in No. 28 Middle School, you signed the banner with the words "Advocate Science, Oppose Cults"!
Looking closely, there are words on the back of the turtle. The crooked words seem to be "Everyone who does not believe in Scientology is my son..."
The professor smiled mysteriously, "The greatest achievement of the Scientific Happiness Seminar is not the discovery of the law of attraction, but the development of a series of advanced computer programs that can calculate and simulate the law of attraction, and then use my Such interpretation by professionals can predict your future to a certain extent!"
Teacher Hu said slightly angrily: "I thought you were Caicai's classmate. Although you look fierce, you should be a polite person, but I didn't expect you to write such a sentence! And I told you earlier, I don't think the seminar is a religion… "
"Hmph! Look what's written on the turtle's back!" I changed my position and held down the turtle, only to find that the inscription on the turtle's back was written with a water-based pen. I had erased it just now, and now it was officially changed. Became "Scientology is my son."
Damn it, you're actually swearing! What kind of kindergarten-level teaching method is this! It’s even less reliable than Chen Sheng and Wu Guang’s hidden characters in the belly of a fish! That was over 2,000 years ago! It was an era before the Fist of the North Star was created!
And Napoleon, Napoleon fought desperately to gain the title of God of War. If he could conquer the world just by lying in bed and thinking about it, then Napoleon wouldn't have gotten hemorrhoids from riding too many horses! If he had not suffered from hemorrhoids, Napoleon would not have been unable to go to the battlefield to command the Battle of Waterloo due to hemorrhoid attacks, and Europe would have been unified in advance. Where did today's European Union come from
Looking closely, there are words on the back of the turtle. The crooked words seem to be "Everyone who does not believe in Scientology is my son..."
"That's useless!" the professor said angrily, "The core of the law of attraction is that thinking can affect matter. Although you have sex every day, you don't really believe that you can catch up with your senior sister, because you are not even the closest People - you yourself have no influence! If you truly implement the law of attraction, you will overcome your shyness and increase your charm. You and your senior sister will have a touching love story!"
Of course, it is limited to beautiful women. In Eunuch Cao’s plan, ugly women must be covered with Middle Eastern black robes all day long and are not allowed to show their true colors.
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin actually likes to keep turtles as pets? This... this is not a snapping turtle, right? My relative's child was bitten by a snapping turtle... "
Suddenly, I felt something next to my feet, hitting my sneakers again and again with its hard shell.
This inscription on the back of the turtle immediately brought down my newly improved favorability level. I grabbed the lid of the turtle and lifted it up with one hand, wanting to show it to Gong Caicai and let her see through the true face of the Scientific Happiness Sect. .
At this time, Teacher Hu, who was sitting in the back seat, saw the turtle in my hand. He let out a "shush" and whispered to me:
Gong Caicai, who was paying attention to the class, was poked by me with my finger and trembled with fright. She turned her head and found that I was holding a turtle in my left hand, and the turtle's head was still shaking around restlessly.
"What? Do you have to work hard on your own in the end?" The high school student looked a little disappointed.
Because I had to hold the turtle down with my hands to prevent it from crawling around, the three words "Everyone does not believe" at the top were blocked by my hands.
Gong Caicai, who was paying attention to the class, was poked by me with my finger and trembled with fright. She turned her head and found that I was holding a turtle in my left hand, and the turtle's head was still shaking around restlessly.
"No! I didn't mean you!" I was so angry that I threw the turtle on the table, like using a gavel in a storytelling book.
Gong Caicai read carefully: "The Scientologists are all my sons..."
"The law of attraction is not a secret. Foreign friends have also made videos to promote it, but to truly understand it, we need to rely on the help of modern science from a scientific perspective... "
"If you want to succeed and be happy, you must work non-stop in the right direction! The Scientific Happiness Seminar is only responsible for providing you with the right direction, but cannot help you realize your dreams!"
Fortune-telling? Finally, a decent cult behavior appeared! What advanced computer programs are on the same level as "computer fortune telling"? See how I, an atheist, can expose your shenanigans!
Gong Caicai's face turned pale instantly. She was probably the type who didn't like reptiles, and since she liked rabbits, it was normal for her not to have a good impression of the tortoise that beat the rabbit in the race, right
Gong Caicai's face turned pale instantly. She was probably the type who didn't like reptiles, and since she liked rabbits, it was normal for her not to have a good impression of the tortoise that beat the rabbit in the race, right
In fact, I have a relatively open attitude towards religion. As long as it doesn't harm others, it doesn't matter what religion I believe in.
Because I had to hold the turtle down with my hands to prevent it from crawling around, the three words "Everyone does not believe" at the top were blocked by my hands.
"What? Do you have to work hard on your own in the end?" The high school student looked a little disappointed.
I lowered my head and looked—it turned out to be a palm-sized turtle! Wild turtles are extremely rare in cities. Who keeps this as a pet
This inscription on the back of the turtle immediately brought down my newly improved favorability level. I grabbed the lid of the turtle and lifted it up with one hand, wanting to show it to Gong Caicai and let her see through the true face of the Scientific Happiness Sect. .
"Shallow prediction is not easy! Are the results accurate?"
Gong Caicai continued to lower her head, "Besides, it's not very scientific for classmate Ye Lin to play such a prank. Take me as an example, I can't be 'your son', at most I'm 'your daughter'..."
Inspirational is inspirational, but it seems to be too far-fetched! Newton didn't think of himself as a physicist just by thinking every day. He had at least done physical experiments! Dispersion experiments using prisms are crying! The first reflecting telescope made with a grinding and polishing machine is crying!
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin actually likes to keep turtles as pets? This... this is not a snapping turtle, right? My relative's child was bitten by a snapping turtle... "
I glared at the professor and asked, "The words on the turtle's back..."
"This young man, and these two friends who came with you," the classroom took the turtle from my hand and said kindly, "my Da Vinci crawling to you is considered destined to you, so why not take advantage of it?" This opportunity, after the lecture is over, will give you an in-depth understanding of how the law of attraction works!"
"Eh? Da Vinci came to you!"
"Don't be afraid~~~" I pressed the turtle on the table and asked her to read the words on the turtle's back.
The professor on the podium was still mumbling something.
Fortune-telling? Finally, a decent cult behavior appeared! What advanced computer programs are on the same level as "computer fortune telling"? See how I, an atheist, can expose your shenanigans!
Gong Caicai read carefully: "The Scientologists are all my sons..."
"The professor actually wants to demonstrate 'causal calculation' to them!" A familiar member exclaimed, "I heard that the program rents the country's supercomputer, which requires a huge amount of calculations and power consumption. Most people can't afford to use it. fee!"
"Why is classmate Ye Lin scolding people..." Gong Caicai lowered her head slightly in confusion, her cheeks burning, "I believe in the seminar for the time being, classmate Ye Lin said that Scientology is your son... isn't it even me? …”
"If you want to succeed and be happy, you must work non-stop in the right direction! The Scientific Happiness Seminar is only responsible for providing you with the right direction, but cannot help you realize your dreams!"
Because I had to hold the turtle down with my hands to prevent it from crawling around, the three words "Everyone does not believe" at the top were blocked by my hands.
At this time, Teacher Hu, who was sitting in the back seat, saw the turtle in my hand. He let out a "shush" and whispered to me:
At some point, the professor came up behind me and looked at me holding his pet turtle.
"Oh?" The professor pushed up his round glasses, "Have you ever used the law of attraction? What was your wish back then?"
I lowered my head and looked—it turned out to be a palm-sized turtle! Wild turtles are extremely rare in cities. Who keeps this as a pet
The professor suddenly burst out laughing, "Isn't it just 'Anyone who doesn't believe in Scientology is my son'? That was written by my teaching assistant. Because he had been the backbone of a cult before, he foolishly thought that this method He has been criticized many times for being able to show 'miracles'."
The professor sighed, raised his voice and said, "Don't get me wrong, our scientific happiness seminar is not about teaching people to be lazy, but about teaching people to manage themselves scientifically and to provide as much help as possible - no matter where in the world , lazy people are hopeless!"
"Why is classmate Ye Lin scolding people..." Gong Caicai lowered her head slightly in confusion, her cheeks burning, "I believe in the seminar for the time being, classmate Ye Lin said that Scientology is your son... isn't it even me? …”
"Eh? Da Vinci came to you!"
"That's useless!" the professor said angrily, "The core of the law of attraction is that thinking can affect matter. Although you have sex every day, you don't really believe that you can catch up with your senior sister, because you are not even the closest People - you yourself have no influence! If you truly implement the law of attraction, you will overcome your shyness and increase your charm. You and your senior sister will have a touching love story!"
Gong Caicai read carefully: "The Scientologists are all my sons..."
Are you not trying to cover up the complete sentence on the turtle's back at all, and are you not avoiding the word "cult" at all? They actually poached the backbones of other cults. This is truly a cult among cults!
"Hmph! Look what's written on the turtle's back!" I changed my position and held down the turtle, only to find that the inscription on the turtle's back was written with a water-based pen. I had erased it just now, and now it was officially changed. Became "Scientology is my son."
Gong Caicai's face turned pale instantly. She was probably the type who didn't like reptiles, and since she liked rabbits, it was normal for her not to have a good impression of the tortoise that beat the rabbit in the race, right
But I heard from my dad that there is a "Flying Spaghetti Cult" in foreign countries that is purely a spoof. It believes that the world was created by a lump of spaghetti when it was drunk. Both the doctrine and the canon are super funny and full of entertainment spirit.
"No! I didn't mean you!" I was so angry that I threw the turtle on the table, like using a gavel in a storytelling book.
"This student Ye Lin, what are you doing with the professor's pet?"
"What? Do you have to work hard on your own in the end?" The high school student looked a little disappointed.
"Hmph! Look what's written on the turtle's back!" I changed my position and held down the turtle, only to find that the inscription on the turtle's back was written with a water-based pen. I had erased it just now, and now it was officially changed. Became "Scientology is my son."
"Shallow prediction is not easy! Are the results accurate?"
Teacher Hu said slightly angrily: "I thought you were Caicai's classmate. Although you look fierce, you should be a polite person, but I didn't expect you to write such a sentence! And I told you earlier, I don't think the seminar is a religion… "
Because I had to hold the turtle down with my hands to prevent it from crawling around, the three words "Everyone does not believe" at the top were blocked by my hands.
Eh? What the professor said makes sense, right? It instantly became like a simple motivational speech without much religious elements. Did I misunderstand that this seminar is really just a public welfare organization dedicated to psychological construction
At some point, the professor came up behind me and looked at me holding his pet turtle.
Gong Caicai continued to lower her head, "Besides, it's not very scientific for classmate Ye Lin to play such a prank. Take me as an example, I can't be 'your son', at most I'm 'your daughter'..."
The professor smiled mysteriously, "The greatest achievement of the Scientific Happiness Seminar is not the discovery of the law of attraction, but the development of a series of advanced computer programs that can calculate and simulate the law of attraction, and then use my Such interpretation by professionals can predict your future to a certain extent!"
The high school student felt even more ashamed, lowered his head and said, "No, I've always had a crush."
Looking closely, there are words on the back of the turtle. The crooked words seem to be "Everyone who does not believe in Scientology is my son..."
That's not the point! After listening to the class for two days, you just learned how to get into trouble in strange places! And if my daughter is so gullible, I will never let her go out casually! Stay shut at home! All friends who come to our door must leave oral DNA and fingerprints!
Gong Caicai read carefully: "The Scientologists are all my sons..."
In fact, I have a relatively open attitude towards religion. As long as it doesn't harm others, it doesn't matter what religion I believe in.
In addition, I remember Eunuch Cao said that he plans to create a miniskirt cult in the future. The ultimate goal of this cult is to launch an armed coup and make all women of the right age wear miniskirts after taking power.
"Why is classmate Ye Lin scolding people..." Gong Caicai lowered her head slightly in confusion, her cheeks burning, "I believe in the seminar for the time being, classmate Ye Lin said that Scientology is your son... isn't it even me? …”
"Why is classmate Ye Lin scolding people..." Gong Caicai lowered her head slightly in confusion, her cheeks burning, "I believe in the seminar for the time being, classmate Ye Lin said that Scientology is your son... isn't it even me? …”
I glared at the professor and asked, "The words on the turtle's back..."
I glared at the professor and asked, "The words on the turtle's back..."
At this time, Teacher Hu, who was sitting in the back seat, saw the turtle in my hand. He let out a "shush" and whispered to me:
Fortune-telling? Finally, a decent cult behavior appeared! What advanced computer programs are on the same level as "computer fortune telling"? See how I, an atheist, can expose your shenanigans!
Teacher Hu said slightly angrily: "I thought you were Caicai's classmate. Although you look fierce, you should be a polite person, but I didn't expect you to write such a sentence! And I told you earlier, I don't think the seminar is a religion… "
Gong Caicai read carefully: "The Scientologists are all my sons..."
I glared at the professor and asked, "The words on the turtle's back..."
"I'm so lucky, I actually got a free trial opportunity!" Another person complained, "I come to every class, so active, but they just made a shallow prediction for me!"
What's annoying is that Gong Caicai next to him listens with great interest. Whenever the professor on the podium finishes a sentence, Gong Caicai always blinks, as if this action can enhance his memory and comprehension. .
Inspirational is inspirational, but it seems to be too far-fetched! Newton didn't think of himself as a physicist just by thinking every day. He had at least done physical experiments! Dispersion experiments using prisms are crying! The first reflecting telescope made with a grinding and polishing machine is crying!
"What? Do you have to work hard on your own in the end?" The high school student looked a little disappointed.
"This student Ye Lin, what are you doing with the professor's pet?"
The professor smiled mysteriously, "The greatest achievement of the Scientific Happiness Seminar is not the discovery of the law of attraction, but the development of a series of advanced computer programs that can calculate and simulate the law of attraction, and then use my Such interpretation by professionals can predict your future to a certain extent!"
Eh? What the professor said makes sense, right? It instantly became like a simple motivational speech without much religious elements. Did I misunderstand that this seminar is really just a public welfare organization dedicated to psychological construction
"How to go deep?" I was still very vigilant and subconsciously made a gesture to protect Gong Caicai.
Inspirational is inspirational, but it seems to be too far-fetched! Newton didn't think of himself as a physicist just by thinking every day. He had at least done physical experiments! Dispersion experiments using prisms are crying! The first reflecting telescope made with a grinding and polishing machine is crying!
"This young man, and these two friends who came with you," the classroom took the turtle from my hand and said kindly, "my Da Vinci crawling to you is considered destined to you, so why not take advantage of it?" This opportunity, after the lecture is over, will give you an in-depth understanding of how the law of attraction works!"
"This student Ye Lin, what are you doing with the professor's pet?"
"Why is classmate Ye Lin scolding people..." Gong Caicai lowered her head slightly in confusion, her cheeks burning, "I believe in the seminar for the time being, classmate Ye Lin said that Scientology is your son... isn't it even me? …”
I glared at the professor and asked, "The words on the turtle's back..."
Professor's pet? Sure enough, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. Is it not an ordinary seminar but a religion? I was almost confused by their words! It is indeed a cult! Gong Caicai must be pulled out of this fire kang!
"Why is classmate Ye Lin scolding people..." Gong Caicai lowered her head slightly in confusion, her cheeks burning, "I believe in the seminar for the time being, classmate Ye Lin said that Scientology is your son... isn't it even me? …”
"How to go deep?" I was still very vigilant and subconsciously made a gesture to protect Gong Caicai.
The professor suddenly burst out laughing, "Isn't it just 'Anyone who doesn't believe in Scientology is my son'? That was written by my teaching assistant. Because he had been the backbone of a cult before, he foolishly thought that this method He has been criticized many times for being able to show 'miracles'."
Professor's pet? Sure enough, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. Is it not an ordinary seminar but a religion? I was almost confused by their words! It is indeed a cult! Gong Caicai must be pulled out of this fire kang!
"Eh? Da Vinci came to you!"
Teacher Hu said slightly angrily: "I thought you were Caicai's classmate. Although you look fierce, you should be a polite person, but I didn't expect you to write such a sentence! And I told you earlier, I don't think the seminar is a religion… "
It’s just that I received a red education from proletarian successors since I was a child, which led to my preconception of atheism. Now it is impossible for me to prostrate myself at the feet of a certain god.
"Hmph! Look what's written on the turtle's back!" I changed my position and held down the turtle, only to find that the inscription on the turtle's back was written with a water-based pen. I had erased it just now, and now it was officially changed. Became "Scientology is my son."
Inspirational is inspirational, but it seems to be too far-fetched! Newton didn't think of himself as a physicist just by thinking every day. He had at least done physical experiments! Dispersion experiments using prisms are crying! The first reflecting telescope made with a grinding and polishing machine is crying!
Eh? What the professor said makes sense, right? It instantly became like a simple motivational speech without much religious elements. Did I misunderstand that this seminar is really just a public welfare organization dedicated to psychological construction
Professor's pet? Sure enough, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. Is it not an ordinary seminar but a religion? I was almost confused by their words! It is indeed a cult! Gong Caicai must be pulled out of this fire kang!
Teacher Hu said slightly angrily: "I thought you were Caicai's classmate. Although you look fierce, you should be a polite person, but I didn't expect you to write such a sentence! And I told you earlier, I don't think the seminar is a religion… "
The professor on the podium was still mumbling something.
"What? Do you have to work hard on your own in the end?" The high school student looked a little disappointed.
Damn it, you're actually swearing! What kind of kindergarten-level teaching method is this! It’s even less reliable than Chen Sheng and Wu Guang’s hidden characters in the belly of a fish! That was over 2,000 years ago! It was an era before the Fist of the North Star was created!
"Eh? Da Vinci came to you!"
"How to go deep?" I was still very vigilant and subconsciously made a gesture to protect Gong Caicai.
Eh? What the professor said makes sense, right? It instantly became like a simple motivational speech without much religious elements. Did I misunderstand that this seminar is really just a public welfare organization dedicated to psychological construction
"Eh? Da Vinci came to you!"
Because I had to hold the turtle down with my hands to prevent it from crawling around, the three words "Everyone does not believe" at the top were blocked by my hands.
In order to convince members, professors from the Scientific Happiness Church have been telling examples of various famous people on stage. For example, Newton spent all his time thinking about scientific theories and became a great physicist. He also said that Napoleon started out as an artilleryman and always had great ambitions. Finally became a generation of war god, Balabala's.
At some point, the professor came up behind me and looked at me holding his pet turtle.
"This young man, and these two friends who came with you," the classroom took the turtle from my hand and said kindly, "my Da Vinci crawling to you is considered destined to you, so why not take advantage of it?" This opportunity, after the lecture is over, will give you an in-depth understanding of how the law of attraction works!"
Gong Caicai, who was paying attention to the class, was poked by me with my finger and trembled with fright. She turned her head and found that I was holding a turtle in my left hand, and the turtle's head was still shaking around restlessly.
Professor's pet? Sure enough, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. Is it not an ordinary seminar but a religion? I was almost confused by their words! It is indeed a cult! Gong Caicai must be pulled out of this fire kang!
Inspirational is inspirational, but it seems to be too far-fetched! Newton didn't think of himself as a physicist just by thinking every day. He had at least done physical experiments! Dispersion experiments using prisms are crying! The first reflecting telescope made with a grinding and polishing machine is crying!
I glared at the professor and asked, "The words on the turtle's back..."
I lowered my head and looked—it turned out to be a palm-sized turtle! Wild turtles are extremely rare in cities. Who keeps this as a pet
"What? Do you have to work hard on your own in the end?" The high school student looked a little disappointed.
The professor suddenly burst out laughing, "Isn't it just 'Anyone who doesn't believe in Scientology is my son'? That was written by my teaching assistant. Because he had been the backbone of a cult before, he foolishly thought that this method He has been criticized many times for being able to show 'miracles'."
Professor's pet? Sure enough, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. Is it not an ordinary seminar but a religion? I was almost confused by their words! It is indeed a cult! Gong Caicai must be pulled out of this fire kang!
Gong Caicai continued to lower her head, "Besides, it's not very scientific for classmate Ye Lin to play such a prank. Take me as an example, I can't be 'your son', at most I'm 'your daughter'..."
"That's useless!" the professor said angrily, "The core of the law of attraction is that thinking can affect matter. Although you have sex every day, you don't really believe that you can catch up with your senior sister, because you are not even the closest People - you yourself have no influence! If you truly implement the law of attraction, you will overcome your shyness and increase your charm. You and your senior sister will have a touching love story!"
"Professor, I read a book on the law of attraction a few years ago, but when I applied it to myself, it had no effect at all!"
The professor smiled mysteriously, "The greatest achievement of the Scientific Happiness Seminar is not the discovery of the law of attraction, but the development of a series of advanced computer programs that can calculate and simulate the law of attraction, and then use my Such interpretation by professionals can predict your future to a certain extent!"
Are you not trying to cover up the complete sentence on the turtle's back at all, and are you not avoiding the word "cult" at all? They actually poached the backbones of other cults. This is truly a cult among cults!
But I heard from my dad that there is a "Flying Spaghetti Cult" in foreign countries that is purely a spoof. It believes that the world was created by a lump of spaghetti when it was drunk. Both the doctrine and the canon are super funny and full of entertainment spirit.
I lowered my head and looked—it turned out to be a palm-sized turtle! Wild turtles are extremely rare in cities. Who keeps this as a pet
"I'm so lucky, I actually got a free trial opportunity!" Another person complained, "I come to every class, so active, but they just made a shallow prediction for me!"
"This student Ye Lin, what are you doing with the professor's pet?"
At this time, Teacher Hu, who was sitting in the back seat, saw the turtle in my hand. He let out a "shush" and whispered to me:
"No! I didn't mean you!" I was so angry that I threw the turtle on the table, like using a gavel in a storytelling book.
What's annoying is that Gong Caicai next to him listens with great interest. Whenever the professor on the podium finishes a sentence, Gong Caicai always blinks, as if this action can enhance his memory and comprehension. .
"Well, you're a sister-controller who deserves sympathy." The professor, who was obviously very old, said the popular two-dimensional phrases calmly and calmly, "Then, other than YY yourself hooking up with the senior sister, have you taken any initiative? What about activities, like making an appointment and sending flowers?"
"This young man, and these two friends who came with you," the classroom took the turtle from my hand and said kindly, "my Da Vinci crawling to you is considered destined to you, so why not take advantage of it?" This opportunity, after the lecture is over, will give you an in-depth understanding of how the law of attraction works!"
Professor's pet? Sure enough, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. Is it not an ordinary seminar but a religion? I was almost confused by their words! It is indeed a cult! Gong Caicai must be pulled out of this fire kang!
"If you want to succeed and be happy, you must work non-stop in the right direction! The Scientific Happiness Seminar is only responsible for providing you with the right direction, but cannot help you realize your dreams!"
I glared at the professor and asked, "The words on the turtle's back..."
"Professor, I read a book on the law of attraction a few years ago, but when I applied it to myself, it had no effect at all!"
At some point, the professor came up behind me and looked at me holding his pet turtle.
"Don't be afraid~~~" I pressed the turtle on the table and asked her to read the words on the turtle's back.
"How to go deep?" I was still very vigilant and subconsciously made a gesture to protect Gong Caicai.
The professor smiled mysteriously, "The greatest achievement of the Scientific Happiness Seminar is not the discovery of the law of attraction, but the development of a series of advanced computer programs that can calculate and simulate the law of attraction, and then use my Such interpretation by professionals can predict your future to a certain extent!"
"This young man, and these two friends who came with you," the classroom took the turtle from my hand and said kindly, "my Da Vinci crawling to you is considered destined to you, so why not take advantage of it?" This opportunity, after the lecture is over, will give you an in-depth understanding of how the law of attraction works!"
"No! I didn't mean you!" I was so angry that I threw the turtle on the table, like using a gavel in a storytelling book.
"Why is classmate Ye Lin scolding people..." Gong Caicai lowered her head slightly in confusion, her cheeks burning, "I believe in the seminar for the time being, classmate Ye Lin said that Scientology is your son... isn't it even me? …”
The professor smiled mysteriously, "The greatest achievement of the Scientific Happiness Seminar is not the discovery of the law of attraction, but the development of a series of advanced computer programs that can calculate and simulate the law of attraction, and then use my Such interpretation by professionals can predict your future to a certain extent!"
It’s just that I received a red education from proletarian successors since I was a child, which led to my preconception of atheism. Now it is impossible for me to prostrate myself at the feet of a certain god.
Gong Caicai's face turned pale instantly. She was probably the type who didn't like reptiles, and since she liked rabbits, it was normal for her not to have a good impression of the tortoise that beat the rabbit in the race, right
"If you want to succeed and be happy, you must work non-stop in the right direction! The Scientific Happiness Seminar is only responsible for providing you with the right direction, but cannot help you realize your dreams!"
"What? Do you have to work hard on your own in the end?" The high school student looked a little disappointed.
Fortune-telling? Finally, a decent cult behavior appeared! What advanced computer programs are on the same level as "computer fortune telling"? See how I, an atheist, can expose your shenanigans!
"No! I didn't mean you!" I was so angry that I threw the turtle on the table, like using a gavel in a storytelling book.
At this time, Teacher Hu, who was sitting in the back seat, saw the turtle in my hand. He let out a "shush" and whispered to me:
The professor suddenly burst out laughing, "Isn't it just 'Anyone who doesn't believe in Scientology is my son'? That was written by my teaching assistant. Because he had been the backbone of a cult before, he foolishly thought that this method He has been criticized many times for being able to show 'miracles'."
"What? Do you have to work hard on your own in the end?" The high school student looked a little disappointed.
I lowered my head and looked—it turned out to be a palm-sized turtle! Wild turtles are extremely rare in cities. Who keeps this as a pet
"The professor actually wants to demonstrate 'causal calculation' to them!" A familiar member exclaimed, "I heard that the program rents the country's supercomputer, which requires a huge amount of calculations and power consumption. Most people can't afford to use it. fee!"
What's annoying is that Gong Caicai next to him listens with great interest. Whenever the professor on the podium finishes a sentence, Gong Caicai always blinks, as if this action can enhance his memory and comprehension. .
Gong Caicai's face turned pale instantly. She was probably the type who didn't like reptiles, and since she liked rabbits, it was normal for her not to have a good impression of the tortoise that beat the rabbit in the race, right
Are you not trying to cover up the complete sentence on the turtle's back at all, and are you not avoiding the word "cult" at all? They actually poached the backbones of other cults. This is truly a cult among cults!
"I'm so lucky, I actually got a free trial opportunity!" Another person complained, "I come to every class, so active, but they just made a shallow prediction for me!"
The high school student said a little embarrassedly: "I wanted to pursue my senior sister, so I kept following the instructions in the book and imagining the scene of me and my senior sister becoming a couple - but it didn't work at all! In the end, my senior sister was still raped by her senior brother. Bubble away!"
"Well, you're a sister-controller who deserves sympathy." The professor, who was obviously very old, said the popular two-dimensional phrases calmly and calmly, "Then, other than YY yourself hooking up with the senior sister, have you taken any initiative? What about activities, like making an appointment and sending flowers?"
Gong Caicai read carefully: "The Scientologists are all my sons..."
"This young man, and these two friends who came with you," the classroom took the turtle from my hand and said kindly, "my Da Vinci crawling to you is considered destined to you, so why not take advantage of it?" This opportunity, after the lecture is over, will give you an in-depth understanding of how the law of attraction works!"
"Why is classmate Ye Lin scolding people..." Gong Caicai lowered her head slightly in confusion, her cheeks burning, "I believe in the seminar for the time being, classmate Ye Lin said that Scientology is your son... isn't it even me? …”
"Shallow prediction is not easy! Are the results accurate?"
Gong Caicai, who was paying attention to the class, was poked by me with my finger and trembled with fright. She turned her head and found that I was holding a turtle in my left hand, and the turtle's head was still shaking around restlessly.
Damn it, you're actually swearing! What kind of kindergarten-level teaching method is this! It’s even less reliable than Chen Sheng and Wu Guang’s hidden characters in the belly of a fish! That was over 2,000 years ago! It was an era before the Fist of the North Star was created!
"I'm so lucky, I actually got a free trial opportunity!" Another person complained, "I come to every class, so active, but they just made a shallow prediction for me!"
Of course, it is limited to beautiful women. In Eunuch Cao’s plan, ugly women must be covered with Middle Eastern black robes all day long and are not allowed to show their true colors.
"Well, it's quite accurate. It can even detect which bank my private money is stored in. It's truly a scientific religion!"
Because I had to hold the turtle down with my hands to prevent it from crawling around, the three words "Everyone does not believe" at the top were blocked by my hands.
In addition, I remember Eunuch Cao said that he plans to create a miniskirt cult in the future. The ultimate goal of this cult is to launch an armed coup and make all women of the right age wear miniskirts after taking power.
What's annoying is that Gong Caicai next to him listens with great interest. Whenever the professor on the podium finishes a sentence, Gong Caicai always blinks, as if this action can enhance his memory and comprehension. .
The high school student said a little embarrassedly: "I wanted to pursue my senior sister, so I kept following the instructions in the book and imagining the scene of me and my senior sister becoming a couple - but it didn't work at all! In the end, my senior sister was still raped by her senior brother. Bubble away!"
"Oh?" The professor pushed up his round glasses, "Have you ever used the law of attraction? What was your wish back then?"
Inspirational is inspirational, but it seems to be too far-fetched! Newton didn't think of himself as a physicist just by thinking every day. He had at least done physical experiments! Dispersion experiments using prisms are crying! The first reflecting telescope made with a grinding and polishing machine is crying!
"Well, it's quite accurate. It can even detect which bank my private money is stored in. It's truly a scientific religion!"
"Why is classmate Ye Lin scolding people..." Gong Caicai lowered her head slightly in confusion, her cheeks burning, "I believe in the seminar for the time being, classmate Ye Lin said that Scientology is your son... isn't it even me? …”