The big killer of the Scientific Happiness Cult, the extremely mysterious "causal calculation" program, the input terminal is just installed on an ordinary laptop.
Teacher Hu said that Professor Bai was uploading data to the backup server, so Gong Caicai had to wait ten minutes before entering. At this time, Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4 made a low-battery beep.
In order to ensure that Professor Bai and Teacher Hu were alone and create an environment similar to that of a psychiatrist, Gong Caicai and I were driven to a bench in the corridor.
"No, no! I can't be a good panda! Pandas have to be looked at every day! I will be so shy that I can't even raise my head!"
It is said that after the talks and questions and answers, the final data packets generated will be uploaded to a supercomputer for calculation. If an ordinary computer is used, it will take at least half a year to get the results, and the day lily will be cold.
The big killer of the Scientific Happiness Cult, the extremely mysterious "causal calculation" program, the input terminal is just installed on an ordinary laptop.
"Oh, the calculation also shows that there is a 97% chance that you have a sister, and you like her very much..."
It’s not just good enough! It's almost time to meet at war! If you know that I am a single-parent family, then knowing this is not a skill, right
Professor Bai stared at the computer screen carefully, thought for a while, and finally said:
It is said that after the talks and questions and answers, the final data packets generated will be uploaded to a supercomputer for calculation. If an ordinary computer is used, it will take at least half a year to get the results, and the day lily will be cold.
Professor Bai shouted from inside.
"You are worried about...not knowing whether you have violated the law...worried about the risk of being caught and jailed..."
I put on a disdainful face and said coldly: "Go on."
I have to say that it is quite boring to be alone with Gong Caicai, and in such an old office building where people often pass by.
How did he know? I don’t know if I have committed murder. How could he figure out such a secret through a program
As for Gong Caicai, she just asked questions and answered questions. I wonder if it had anything to do with the "future prediction" she was about to receive from Professor Bai. In short, she seemed very nervous, causing the glasses on the bridge of her nose to slip off every few minutes.
This... Gong Caicai shouldn't know, right? A sense of fear gradually welled up from the bottom of my heart.
"It's so effective! It's exactly what everyone said! It's so effective!!"
After the lecture, Professor Bai (who introduced himself as Bai before class) left the three of us behind, seemingly intending to conquer us with a big weapon. Although in my opinion, Teacher Hu and Gong Caicai have almost been conquered.
"Can I use my mobile phone to charge you? So that it won't keep barking?"
It was Gong Caicai's turn next. She asked with anticipation and worry.
"That's not possible," Professor Bai said with a warm smile. "Although the causal calculation program was written by the great wise man, the chairman of the seminar, it is still not perfect and is still being improved today. Some calculation results are incorrect. To be accurate, it must be artificially filtered. Moreover, this is originally a calculation based on the chaos vagalo theory... "
There was so much push and pull, the atmosphere was so weird! Couldn't it be that both your mobile phone and mine can plug in Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4 and inject energetic electricity into it? Why is there an illusion of 3|P
"It's absolutely effective!" Teacher Hu's excitement has not subsided, and he gestured with his thumb exaggeratedly, "This is just the result of a shallow prediction. When I make money in the future, I must make a deep prediction!"
I was horrified and could barely control my expression.
According to tradition, order is determined by the order in which people join the seminar, so the first one to enjoy the "prediction" was Teacher Hu, followed by Gong Caicai, and finally me.
How did he know? I don’t know if I have committed murder. How could he figure out such a secret through a program
"Am I right?" Professor Bai asked me confidently.
"Gong Caicai, come in! The program is ready!"
“I don’t need to hide anything,” I raised my voice and said, “Whether I will be the president of the country in the future or be imprisoned to mine coal in Shanxi, you can always tell the truth!”
This... Gong Caicai shouldn't know, right? A sense of fear gradually welled up from the bottom of my heart.
I was horrified and could barely control my expression.
"Can I use my mobile phone to charge you? So that it won't keep barking?"
Professor Bai wanted to have separate interviews with the three of us one after another on the grounds of "trying to eliminate interference." This is also a customary method of cults, so I'm not surprised.
Teacher Hu said that Professor Bai was uploading data to the backup server, so Gong Caicai had to wait ten minutes before entering. At this time, Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4 made a low-battery beep.
I was horrified and could barely control my expression.
"The causal calculation also shows that there is an 80% chance that I will be stuck if I buy this stock. It is really risky! I will listen to Professor Bai and use this money for safer investments!"
This... Gong Caicai shouldn't know, right? A sense of fear gradually welled up from the bottom of my heart.
I peeked at my laptop screen.
Being with Xiong Yaoyue gives me the most relaxed feeling. I basically get along with my male friends, and her knowledge of sports programs and games really makes me feel inferior.
"It's absolutely effective!" Teacher Hu's excitement has not subsided, and he gestured with his thumb exaggeratedly, "This is just the result of a shallow prediction. When I make money in the future, I must make a deep prediction!"
It’s not just good enough! It's almost time to meet at war! If you know that I am a single-parent family, then knowing this is not a skill, right
After everyone dispersed, Teacher Hu happily sat in the first row of the classroom, while Professor Bai was tinkering with his laptop on the podium table, looking like a master.
After everyone dispersed, Teacher Hu happily sat in the first row of the classroom, while Professor Bai was tinkering with his laptop on the podium table, looking like a master.
Being with Xiong Yaoyue gives me the most relaxed feeling. I basically get along with my male friends, and her knowledge of sports programs and games really makes me feel inferior.
I took out my Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone. One of its signature functions is to charge other mobile phones, and Xiong Yaoyue has already used it to charge Gong Caicai's love. Just like Eunuch Cao said: plug it in Once, you don’t have to worry too much about the second time…
Damn it, this is impossible! How can this be calculated! I did tell the monitor about this, but the monitor promised to keep it a secret for me. She is not a big talker!
"I, I don't know..." Gong Caicai stammered, "It should be... it's possible..."
I peeked at my laptop screen.
"Is it really that smart?"
No, you must not be deceived by him. There is no essential difference between him and the guy who sets up a fortune teller on the street. Moreover, he talked to Gong Caicai beforehand, and maybe he got some information about me from Gong Caicai. If he knew that I would tell you all day long, If I get into a fight, it is presumed that I am worried about injuring someone and going to jail, which is a normal choice.
calm! Although it sounds scary, if you have tricked Gong Caicai, then maybe the other party already knows about Amy's existence, and in front of Gong Caicai, I once said that Amy is my cousin.
"Can I use my mobile phone to charge you? So that it won't keep barking?"
The big killer of the Scientific Happiness Cult, the extremely mysterious "causal calculation" program, the input terminal is just installed on an ordinary laptop.
Damn, it’s just a blank screen! Do you have professional ethics? Just put a crystal ball on the table and the effect will be better than a laptop with a white screen!
"That's not possible," Professor Bai said with a warm smile. "Although the causal calculation program was written by the great wise man, the chairman of the seminar, it is still not perfect and is still being improved today. Some calculation results are incorrect. To be accurate, it must be artificially filtered. Moreover, this is originally a calculation based on the chaos vagalo theory... "
"Professor Bai can actually calculate that I want to invest in stocks, and he even calculated that what I want to buy is a solar company's stocks! I never told anyone!"
Professor Bai wanted to have separate interviews with the three of us one after another on the grounds of "trying to eliminate interference." This is also a customary method of cults, so I'm not surprised.
As for Gong Caicai, she just asked questions and answered questions. I wonder if it had anything to do with the "future prediction" she was about to receive from Professor Bai. In short, she seemed very nervous, causing the glasses on the bridge of her nose to slip off every few minutes.
While chatting with me, Gong Caicai had been holding her Ai Feng 4 mobile phone, browsing the webpage of an animal conservation organization, and looking at the koalas and panda babies on it to relieve herself from the pressure of facing the future.
This... Gong Caicai shouldn't know, right? A sense of fear gradually welled up from the bottom of my heart.
Professor Bai seemed to have guessed what I was thinking, and smiled and said: "Sorry, for the sake of confidentiality, the laptop screen in the seminar has been specially processed. The content can only be seen by wearing special contact lenses, otherwise it will be a blank screen."
I don’t believe that the prediction of losses in stock trading was calculated through a program! In China's stock market, the probability of retail investors being trapped is already over 80%! If you could really predict the rise and fall of stocks, why would you hold a seminar to deceive people? If you just trade in stocks, you will definitely become the second generation of Buffett!
Gong Caicai was stunned for a moment, as if she began to imagine that she had become a panda (she had said that her ideal was to become a scallop). At first, her eyes were blurred and dreamy, but she suddenly shook her head vigorously.
It's really high-tech. I seem to have seen a computer screen that uses the principle of polarized light to maintain confidentiality on the website of the Science Squirrel Association. It seems that there are no flaws in Professor Bai's statement...
It was Gong Caicai's turn next. She asked with anticipation and worry.
"Well... Dad will pay homage to Guan Gong when discussing business," Gong Caicai said after thinking for a while, "Also, I heard from my sister-in-law that my mother asked Guanyin for blessings before giving birth to me..."
"Gong Caicai, are there any religious people in your family?" I asked casually.
Damn it, this is impossible! How can this be calculated! I did tell the monitor about this, but the monitor promised to keep it a secret for me. She is not a big talker!
Although Gong Caicai had already set her mobile phone to silent mode during class so as not to disturb others, the low-battery beep of Ai Crazy 4 would still sound even if the silent mode was turned on.
In order to ensure that Professor Bai and Teacher Hu were alone and create an environment similar to that of a psychiatrist, Gong Caicai and I were driven to a bench in the corridor.
"Then I'll start." The confident expression on Professor Bai's lips made me feel a little uneasy.
how? Could it be that your future calculated by the Scientific Happiness Religion still has something to do with me
"Looking at your expression, it seems that you don't trust our Scientific Happiness Seminar very much... You may also think that the white screen on the laptop is a pretense, but to be honest, confidentiality is on the one hand, and on the other hand, we must make careful decisions. , the calculated results, which ones can be told to the subjects, and which ones are best concealed temporarily.”
For some reason, Gong Caicai gave me a very guilty look.
After everyone dispersed, Teacher Hu happily sat in the first row of the classroom, while Professor Bai was tinkering with his laptop on the podium table, looking like a master.
"You seem to like the robot toy Optimus Prime very much, and it was snatched away by someone..."
According to tradition, order is determined by the order in which people join the seminar, so the first one to enjoy the "prediction" was Teacher Hu, followed by Gong Caicai, and finally me.
I have to say that it is quite boring to be alone with Gong Caicai, and in such an old office building where people often pass by.
When I'm with Xiaoqin, she will talk to me about all kinds of "post-marital fantasies". Although it's very eccentric, it's not boring at all.
At this time, Teacher Hu walked out of the classroom, his face suddenly enlightened. When he saw the two of us, he seemed eager to share his joy and said to us:
This... Gong Caicai shouldn't know, right? A sense of fear gradually welled up from the bottom of my heart.
"Well... Dad will pay homage to Guan Gong when discussing business," Gong Caicai said after thinking for a while, "Also, I heard from my sister-in-law that my mother asked Guanyin for blessings before giving birth to me..."
When I'm with the squad leader, it's an ideological and moral lesson about "ideals" and "responsibility." In fact, I especially like to deliberately make excuses and watch the squad leader suppress his blushes because he can't refute me for a while.
When I'm with Xiaoqin, she will talk to me about all kinds of "post-marital fantasies". Although it's very eccentric, it's not boring at all.
As for Gong Caicai, she just asked questions and answered questions. I wonder if it had anything to do with the "future prediction" she was about to receive from Professor Bai. In short, she seemed very nervous, causing the glasses on the bridge of her nose to slip off every few minutes.
"I, I don't know..." Gong Caicai stammered, "It should be... it's possible..."
This... Gong Caicai shouldn't know, right? A sense of fear gradually welled up from the bottom of my heart.
For some reason, Gong Caicai gave me a very guilty look.
"Gong Caicai, are there any religious people in your family?" I asked casually.
After everyone dispersed, Teacher Hu happily sat in the first row of the classroom, while Professor Bai was tinkering with his laptop on the podium table, looking like a master.
Professor Bai asked me to draw a route out of the maze within 5 minutes, and I did so. In fact, the maze was not that difficult, and I always felt that there was more than one route through the maze.
When I'm with the squad leader, it's an ideological and moral lesson about "ideals" and "responsibility." In fact, I especially like to deliberately make excuses and watch the squad leader suppress his blushes because he can't refute me for a while.
It’s not just good enough! It's almost time to meet at war! If you know that I am a single-parent family, then knowing this is not a skill, right
It is said that after the talks and questions and answers, the final data packets generated will be uploaded to a supercomputer for calculation. If an ordinary computer is used, it will take at least half a year to get the results, and the day lily will be cold.
"How is it? Is it accurate to predict the future?" Teacher Hu asked impatiently.
Although Gong Caicai had already set her mobile phone to silent mode during class so as not to disturb others, the low-battery beep of Ai Crazy 4 would still sound even if the silent mode was turned on.
Being with Xiong Yaoyue gives me the most relaxed feeling. I basically get along with my male friends, and her knowledge of sports programs and games really makes me feel inferior.
It's really high-tech. I seem to have seen a computer screen that uses the principle of polarized light to maintain confidentiality on the website of the Science Squirrel Association. It seems that there are no flaws in Professor Bai's statement...
calm! Although it sounds scary, if you have tricked Gong Caicai, then maybe the other party already knows about Amy's existence, and in front of Gong Caicai, I once said that Amy is my cousin.
Being with Xiong Yaoyue gives me the most relaxed feeling. I basically get along with my male friends, and her knowledge of sports programs and games really makes me feel inferior.
Although Gong Caicai had already set her mobile phone to silent mode during class so as not to disturb others, the low-battery beep of Ai Crazy 4 would still sound even if the silent mode was turned on.
I put on a disdainful face and said coldly: "Go on."
"That's not possible," Professor Bai said with a warm smile. "Although the causal calculation program was written by the great wise man, the chairman of the seminar, it is still not perfect and is still being improved today. Some calculation results are incorrect. To be accurate, it must be artificially filtered. Moreover, this is originally a calculation based on the chaos vagalo theory... "
I looked on coldly and disagreed. First of all, I couldn’t rule out the possibility that Teacher Hu was a stooge. Secondly, I understood the profit method of the Scientific Happiness Teaching.
When I'm with the squad leader, it's an ideological and moral lesson about "ideals" and "responsibility." In fact, I especially like to deliberately make excuses and watch the squad leader suppress his blushes because he can't refute me for a while.
I took out my Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone. One of its signature functions is to charge other mobile phones, and Xiong Yaoyue has already used it to charge Gong Caicai's love. Just like Eunuch Cao said: plug it in Once, you don’t have to worry too much about the second time…
I have to say that it is quite boring to be alone with Gong Caicai, and in such an old office building where people often pass by.
As for Gong Caicai, she just asked questions and answered questions. I wonder if it had anything to do with the "future prediction" she was about to receive from Professor Bai. In short, she seemed very nervous, causing the glasses on the bridge of her nose to slip off every few minutes.
How did he know? I don’t know if I have committed murder. How could he figure out such a secret through a program
How difficult is it to calculate this! I'm afraid you have just obtained relevant information from Gong Caicai!
Although Gong Caicai had already set her mobile phone to silent mode during class so as not to disturb others, the low-battery beep of Ai Crazy 4 would still sound even if the silent mode was turned on.
It is said that after the talks and questions and answers, the final data packets generated will be uploaded to a supercomputer for calculation. If an ordinary computer is used, it will take at least half a year to get the results, and the day lily will be cold.
I don’t believe that the prediction of losses in stock trading was calculated through a program! In China's stock market, the probability of retail investors being trapped is already over 80%! If you could really predict the rise and fall of stocks, why would you hold a seminar to deceive people? If you just trade in stocks, you will definitely become the second generation of Buffett!
I basically listened in one ear and thought in my mind about how to expose Professor Bai's tricks.
I looked on coldly and disagreed. First of all, I couldn’t rule out the possibility that Teacher Hu was a stooge. Secondly, I understood the profit method of the Scientific Happiness Teaching.
"Gong Caicai, are there any religious people in your family?" I asked casually.
Everyone always has an attitude of respect and fear for the future. If you spend money to predict your future for a period of time, you will definitely attract people with money and leisure to donate money.
I was horrified and could barely control my expression.
This kind of temporary Chinese belief is equivalent to no belief at all! It seems that the root cause does not lie with Gong Caicai's parents. Maybe Gong Caicai is easily influenced by her teacher. Teacher Hu, who has been tutoring Gong Caicai in mathematics, is the culprit that brings her close to the cult, right
"Gong Caicai, come in! The program is ready!"
That’s right, because I am about to expose the pseudoscience of the Scientific Happiness Sect and save your future!
While chatting with me, Gong Caicai had been holding her Ai Feng 4 mobile phone, browsing the webpage of an animal conservation organization, and looking at the koalas and panda babies on it to relieve herself from the pressure of facing the future.
"You seem to like the robot toy Optimus Prime very much, and it was snatched away by someone..."
In fact, it is not particularly random. Many of the lost sheep who fall into cults have parents who are fanatical believers of a certain religion. After all, it is much easier for theists to join a cult than for atheists to join.
I put on a disdainful face and said coldly: "Go on."
How difficult is it to calculate this! I'm afraid you have just obtained relevant information from Gong Caicai!
"You seem to like the robot toy Optimus Prime very much, and it was snatched away by someone..."
"Well... Dad will pay homage to Guan Gong when discussing business," Gong Caicai said after thinking for a while, "Also, I heard from my sister-in-law that my mother asked Guanyin for blessings before giving birth to me..."
"Well... Dad will pay homage to Guan Gong when discussing business," Gong Caicai said after thinking for a while, "Also, I heard from my sister-in-law that my mother asked Guanyin for blessings before giving birth to me..."
"In addition, you seem to really want your father to remarry, and the person you selected for your father's remarriage now has an 86% chance of being pregnant with your father's child... "
How difficult is it to calculate this! I'm afraid you have just obtained relevant information from Gong Caicai!
"That's all?" I sneered, "What kind of predictions are these things that can be asked from other people's mouths? At least you should tell some secrets that others absolutely cannot know, right?"
"The national treasure panda is so lucky!" I commented. "If you are reincarnated as a panda, you don't have to do anything. You can just roll around and someone will give you food. The accommodation environment is better than 90% of Chinese people..."
"You are worried about...not knowing whether you have violated the law...worried about the risk of being caught and jailed..."
Teacher Hu also took out his own mobile phone, which was the same model as mine. He also wanted Gong Caicai to charge it. He was a little surprised when he saw that my mobile phone was the same as his.
This kind of temporary Chinese belief is equivalent to no belief at all! It seems that the root cause does not lie with Gong Caicai's parents. Maybe Gong Caicai is easily influenced by her teacher. Teacher Hu, who has been tutoring Gong Caicai in mathematics, is the culprit that brings her close to the cult, right
"No, no! I can't be a good panda! Pandas have to be looked at every day! I will be so shy that I can't even raise my head!"
I was horrified and could barely control my expression.
While chatting with me, Gong Caicai had been holding her Ai Feng 4 mobile phone, browsing the webpage of an animal conservation organization, and looking at the koalas and panda babies on it to relieve herself from the pressure of facing the future.
When I'm with Xiaoqin, she will talk to me about all kinds of "post-marital fantasies". Although it's very eccentric, it's not boring at all.
"How is it? Is it accurate to predict the future?" Teacher Hu asked impatiently.
Next, Professor Bai handed me a very strange piece of printing paper. There were many abstract paintings with symbolic meanings vaguely painted on it. Some were peace doves, some were the sad faces of girls, and above all the paintings, there was a huge maze. .
"Gong Caicai, are there any religious people in your family?" I asked casually.
"The national treasure panda is so lucky!" I commented. "If you are reincarnated as a panda, you don't have to do anything. You can just roll around and someone will give you food. The accommodation environment is better than 90% of Chinese people..."
Although Gong Caicai had already set her mobile phone to silent mode during class so as not to disturb others, the low-battery beep of Ai Crazy 4 would still sound even if the silent mode was turned on.
"Ye Lin, you seem to be in trouble..."
I don’t believe that the prediction of losses in stock trading was calculated through a program! In China's stock market, the probability of retail investors being trapped is already over 80%! If you could really predict the rise and fall of stocks, why would you hold a seminar to deceive people? If you just trade in stocks, you will definitely become the second generation of Buffett!
nonsense! Most people are in trouble. Do you think I will be fooled and respond to your words
"How is it? Is it accurate to predict the future?" Teacher Hu asked impatiently.
Professor Bai stared at the computer screen carefully, thought for a while, and finally said:
"But your relationship with your mother is not good enough..."
Gong Caicai was stunned for a moment, as if she began to imagine that she had become a panda (she had said that her ideal was to become a scallop). At first, her eyes were blurred and dreamy, but she suddenly shook her head vigorously.
"Is it really that smart?"
"In addition, you seem to really want your father to remarry, and the person you selected for your father's remarriage now has an 86% chance of being pregnant with your father's child... "
"Gong Caicai, come in! The program is ready!"
"Okay, okay," I said impatiently, "just predict my future. If the prediction is not accurate, I will publicize you as liars!"
"Gong Caicai, come in! The program is ready!"
Why, don’t you have the confidence to be competent even in a super-casual profession like Panda? Are you not ashamed enough to be visited every day? Let me tell you, as a panda, you will be forced to watch panda porn every day as an adult, shouldering the glorious mission of creating many offspring!
Professor Bai seemed to have guessed what I was thinking, and smiled and said: "Sorry, for the sake of confidentiality, the laptop screen in the seminar has been specially processed. The content can only be seen by wearing special contact lenses, otherwise it will be a blank screen."
"No, no! I can't be a good panda! Pandas have to be looked at every day! I will be so shy that I can't even raise my head!"
Professor Bai asked me to draw a route out of the maze within 5 minutes, and I did so. In fact, the maze was not that difficult, and I always felt that there was more than one route through the maze.
"Well, according to calculations, your relationship with your father is very good..."
I don’t believe that the prediction of losses in stock trading was calculated through a program! In China's stock market, the probability of retail investors being trapped is already over 80%! If you could really predict the rise and fall of stocks, why would you hold a seminar to deceive people? If you just trade in stocks, you will definitely become the second generation of Buffett!
The big killer of the Scientific Happiness Cult, the extremely mysterious "causal calculation" program, the input terminal is just installed on an ordinary laptop.
"Gong Caicai, come in! The program is ready!"
Why, don’t you have the confidence to be competent even in a super-casual profession like Panda? Are you not ashamed enough to be visited every day? Let me tell you, as a panda, you will be forced to watch panda porn every day as an adult, shouldering the glorious mission of creating many offspring!
This kind of temporary Chinese belief is equivalent to no belief at all! It seems that the root cause does not lie with Gong Caicai's parents. Maybe Gong Caicai is easily influenced by her teacher. Teacher Hu, who has been tutoring Gong Caicai in mathematics, is the culprit that brings her close to the cult, right
Professor Bai stared at the computer screen carefully, thought for a while, and finally said:
At this time, Teacher Hu walked out of the classroom, his face suddenly enlightened. When he saw the two of us, he seemed eager to share his joy and said to us:
When I'm with the squad leader, it's an ideological and moral lesson about "ideals" and "responsibility." In fact, I especially like to deliberately make excuses and watch the squad leader suppress his blushes because he can't refute me for a while.
"But your relationship with your mother is not good enough..."
Professor Bai asked me to draw a route out of the maze within 5 minutes, and I did so. In fact, the maze was not that difficult, and I always felt that there was more than one route through the maze.
Everyone always has an attitude of respect and fear for the future. If you spend money to predict your future for a period of time, you will definitely attract people with money and leisure to donate money.
"It's so effective! It's exactly what everyone said! It's so effective!!"
"You seem to like the robot toy Optimus Prime very much, and it was snatched away by someone..."
The excruciating 15 minutes finally passed, and Gong Caicai walked out slowly, her face red, her mind up and down, and her eyes filled with uneasiness.
"You seem to like the robot toy Optimus Prime very much, and it was snatched away by someone..."
"Professor Bai can actually calculate that I want to invest in stocks, and he even calculated that what I want to buy is a solar company's stocks! I never told anyone!"
"Is it really that smart?"
Professor Bai's preparation time was not over yet, so I walked in with great swagger. Professor Bai was not angry at all, and generously let me sit in front of the podium table.
After the lecture, Professor Bai (who introduced himself as Bai before class) left the three of us behind, seemingly intending to conquer us with a big weapon. Although in my opinion, Teacher Hu and Gong Caicai have almost been conquered.
How difficult is it to calculate this! I'm afraid you have just obtained relevant information from Gong Caicai!
Teacher Hu also took out his own mobile phone, which was the same model as mine. He also wanted Gong Caicai to charge it. He was a little surprised when he saw that my mobile phone was the same as his.
"The causal calculation also shows that there is an 80% chance that I will be stuck if I buy this stock. It is really risky! I will listen to Professor Bai and use this money for safer investments!"
"Ye Lin, you seem to be in trouble..."
How did he know? I don’t know if I have committed murder. How could he figure out such a secret through a program
"Is it really that smart?"
"I, I don't know..." Gong Caicai stammered, "It should be... it's possible..."
There was so much push and pull, the atmosphere was so weird! Couldn't it be that both your mobile phone and mine can plug in Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4 and inject energetic electricity into it? Why is there an illusion of 3|P
How difficult is it to calculate this! I'm afraid you have just obtained relevant information from Gong Caicai!
Professor Bai took out a scanning wand and scanned my maze diagram into the computer. After a sound of the hard drive spinning, he slowly said:
"It's so effective! It's exactly what everyone said! It's so effective!!"
It was Gong Caicai's turn next. She asked with anticipation and worry.
Could this be a test of my subconscious mind to determine which abstract paintings I had deliberately avoided while deciphering the maze
In fact, it is not particularly random. Many of the lost sheep who fall into cults have parents who are fanatical believers of a certain religion. After all, it is much easier for theists to join a cult than for atheists to join.
It's really high-tech. I seem to have seen a computer screen that uses the principle of polarized light to maintain confidentiality on the website of the Science Squirrel Association. It seems that there are no flaws in Professor Bai's statement...
"It's absolutely effective!" Teacher Hu's excitement has not subsided, and he gestured with his thumb exaggeratedly, "This is just the result of a shallow prediction. When I make money in the future, I must make a deep prediction!"
Although Gong Caicai had already set her mobile phone to silent mode during class so as not to disturb others, the low-battery beep of Ai Crazy 4 would still sound even if the silent mode was turned on.
I don’t believe that the prediction of losses in stock trading was calculated through a program! In China's stock market, the probability of retail investors being trapped is already over 80%! If you could really predict the rise and fall of stocks, why would you hold a seminar to deceive people? If you just trade in stocks, you will definitely become the second generation of Buffett!
"It's absolutely effective!" Teacher Hu's excitement has not subsided, and he gestured with his thumb exaggeratedly, "This is just the result of a shallow prediction. When I make money in the future, I must make a deep prediction!"
After registering a simple name and age, Professor Bai asked a few questions about my hobbies. I answered truthfully and did not think that this little information could predict my future.
In order to ensure that Professor Bai and Teacher Hu were alone and create an environment similar to that of a psychiatrist, Gong Caicai and I were driven to a bench in the corridor.
According to tradition, order is determined by the order in which people join the seminar, so the first one to enjoy the "prediction" was Teacher Hu, followed by Gong Caicai, and finally me.
"No, no! I can't be a good panda! Pandas have to be looked at every day! I will be so shy that I can't even raise my head!"
I looked on coldly and disagreed. First of all, I couldn’t rule out the possibility that Teacher Hu was a stooge. Secondly, I understood the profit method of the Scientific Happiness Teaching.
This... Gong Caicai shouldn't know, right? A sense of fear gradually welled up from the bottom of my heart.
"Professor Bai can actually calculate that I want to invest in stocks, and he even calculated that what I want to buy is a solar company's stocks! I never told anyone!"
"You are worried about...not knowing whether you have violated the law...worried about the risk of being caught and jailed..."
Everyone always has an attitude of respect and fear for the future. If you spend money to predict your future for a period of time, you will definitely attract people with money and leisure to donate money.
"Am I right?" Professor Bai asked me confidently.
“I don’t need to hide anything,” I raised my voice and said, “Whether I will be the president of the country in the future or be imprisoned to mine coal in Shanxi, you can always tell the truth!”
How difficult is it to calculate this! I'm afraid you have just obtained relevant information from Gong Caicai!
"Eh? Ye Lin, you also bought this brand! Now I can't even buy it! Since you can also charge Caicai, I'll leave it to you!"
How difficult is it to calculate this! I'm afraid you have just obtained relevant information from Gong Caicai!
"Is it really that smart?"
It is said that after the talks and questions and answers, the final data packets generated will be uploaded to a supercomputer for calculation. If an ordinary computer is used, it will take at least half a year to get the results, and the day lily will be cold.
I don’t believe that the prediction of losses in stock trading was calculated through a program! In China's stock market, the probability of retail investors being trapped is already over 80%! If you could really predict the rise and fall of stocks, why would you hold a seminar to deceive people? If you just trade in stocks, you will definitely become the second generation of Buffett!
It is said that after the talks and questions and answers, the final data packets generated will be uploaded to a supercomputer for calculation. If an ordinary computer is used, it will take at least half a year to get the results, and the day lily will be cold.
"That's not possible," Professor Bai said with a warm smile. "Although the causal calculation program was written by the great wise man, the chairman of the seminar, it is still not perfect and is still being improved today. Some calculation results are incorrect. To be accurate, it must be artificially filtered. Moreover, this is originally a calculation based on the chaos vagalo theory... "
"Ye Lin, the calculation results show that you are in a special kind of trouble now..."
"It's so effective! It's exactly what everyone said! It's so effective!!"
I looked on coldly and disagreed. First of all, I couldn’t rule out the possibility that Teacher Hu was a stooge. Secondly, I understood the profit method of the Scientific Happiness Teaching.
I don’t believe that the prediction of losses in stock trading was calculated through a program! In China's stock market, the probability of retail investors being trapped is already over 80%! If you could really predict the rise and fall of stocks, why would you hold a seminar to deceive people? If you just trade in stocks, you will definitely become the second generation of Buffett!
"The causal calculation also shows that there is an 80% chance that I will be stuck if I buy this stock. It is really risky! I will listen to Professor Bai and use this money for safer investments!"
Teacher Hu said that Professor Bai was uploading data to the backup server, so Gong Caicai had to wait ten minutes before entering. At this time, Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4 made a low-battery beep.
Professor Bai wanted to have separate interviews with the three of us one after another on the grounds of "trying to eliminate interference." This is also a customary method of cults, so I'm not surprised.
Next, Professor Bai handed me a very strange piece of printing paper. There were many abstract paintings with symbolic meanings vaguely painted on it. Some were peace doves, some were the sad faces of girls, and above all the paintings, there was a huge maze. .
Teacher Hu said that Professor Bai was uploading data to the backup server, so Gong Caicai had to wait ten minutes before entering. At this time, Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4 made a low-battery beep.
At this time, Teacher Hu walked out of the classroom, his face suddenly enlightened. When he saw the two of us, he seemed eager to share his joy and said to us:
Professor Bai stared at the computer screen carefully, thought for a while, and finally said:
Although Gong Caicai had already set her mobile phone to silent mode during class so as not to disturb others, the low-battery beep of Ai Crazy 4 would still sound even if the silent mode was turned on.
Professor Bai seemed to have guessed what I was thinking, and smiled and said: "Sorry, for the sake of confidentiality, the laptop screen in the seminar has been specially processed. The content can only be seen by wearing special contact lenses, otherwise it will be a blank screen."
"The causal calculation also shows that there is an 80% chance that I will be stuck if I buy this stock. It is really risky! I will listen to Professor Bai and use this money for safer investments!"
Damn, it’s just a blank screen! Do you have professional ethics? Just put a crystal ball on the table and the effect will be better than a laptop with a white screen!
Professor Bai's preparation time was not over yet, so I walked in with great swagger. Professor Bai was not angry at all, and generously let me sit in front of the podium table.
Teacher Hu said that Professor Bai was uploading data to the backup server, so Gong Caicai had to wait ten minutes before entering. At this time, Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4 made a low-battery beep.
The excruciating 15 minutes finally passed, and Gong Caicai walked out slowly, her face red, her mind up and down, and her eyes filled with uneasiness.
"Okay, okay," I said impatiently, "just predict my future. If the prediction is not accurate, I will publicize you as liars!"
"Can I use my mobile phone to charge you? So that it won't keep barking?"
"Ye Lin, the calculation results show that you are in a special kind of trouble now..."
Professor Bai asked me to draw a route out of the maze within 5 minutes, and I did so. In fact, the maze was not that difficult, and I always felt that there was more than one route through the maze.
No, you must not be deceived by him. There is no essential difference between him and the guy who sets up a fortune teller on the street. Moreover, he talked to Gong Caicai beforehand, and maybe he got some information about me from Gong Caicai. If he knew that I would tell you all day long, If I get into a fight, it is presumed that I am worried about injuring someone and going to jail, which is a normal choice.
"Eh? Ye Lin, you also bought this brand! Now I can't even buy it! Since you can also charge Caicai, I'll leave it to you!"
"You are worried about...not knowing whether you have violated the law...worried about the risk of being caught and jailed..."
In order to ensure that Professor Bai and Teacher Hu were alone and create an environment similar to that of a psychiatrist, Gong Caicai and I were driven to a bench in the corridor.
It was Gong Caicai's turn next. She asked with anticipation and worry.
How did he know? I don’t know if I have committed murder. How could he figure out such a secret through a program
I took out my Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone. One of its signature functions is to charge other mobile phones, and Xiong Yaoyue has already used it to charge Gong Caicai's love. Just like Eunuch Cao said: plug it in Once, you don’t have to worry too much about the second time…
Professor Bai's preparation time was not over yet, so I walked in with great swagger. Professor Bai was not angry at all, and generously let me sit in front of the podium table.
After the lecture, Professor Bai (who introduced himself as Bai before class) left the three of us behind, seemingly intending to conquer us with a big weapon. Although in my opinion, Teacher Hu and Gong Caicai have almost been conquered.
"But your relationship with your mother is not good enough..."
According to tradition, order is determined by the order in which people join the seminar, so the first one to enjoy the "prediction" was Teacher Hu, followed by Gong Caicai, and finally me.
"Then I'll start." The confident expression on Professor Bai's lips made me feel a little uneasy.
How did he know? I don’t know if I have committed murder. How could he figure out such a secret through a program
Teacher Hu also took out his own mobile phone, which was the same model as mine. He also wanted Gong Caicai to charge it. He was a little surprised when he saw that my mobile phone was the same as his.
Although Gong Caicai had already set her mobile phone to silent mode during class so as not to disturb others, the low-battery beep of Ai Crazy 4 would still sound even if the silent mode was turned on.
calm! Although it sounds scary, if you have tricked Gong Caicai, then maybe the other party already knows about Amy's existence, and in front of Gong Caicai, I once said that Amy is my cousin.
I was horrified and could barely control my expression.
"Oh, the calculation also shows that there is a 97% chance that you have a sister, and you like her very much..."
Teacher Hu said that Professor Bai was uploading data to the backup server, so Gong Caicai had to wait ten minutes before entering. At this time, Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4 made a low-battery beep.
"Eh? Ye Lin, you also bought this brand! Now I can't even buy it! Since you can also charge Caicai, I'll leave it to you!"
how? Could it be that your future calculated by the Scientific Happiness Religion still has something to do with me
It's really high-tech. I seem to have seen a computer screen that uses the principle of polarized light to maintain confidentiality on the website of the Science Squirrel Association. It seems that there are no flaws in Professor Bai's statement...
Gong Caicai was stunned for a moment, as if she began to imagine that she had become a panda (she had said that her ideal was to become a scallop). At first, her eyes were blurred and dreamy, but she suddenly shook her head vigorously.
"That's not possible," Professor Bai said with a warm smile. "Although the causal calculation program was written by the great wise man, the chairman of the seminar, it is still not perfect and is still being improved today. Some calculation results are incorrect. To be accurate, it must be artificially filtered. Moreover, this is originally a calculation based on the chaos vagalo theory... "
How did he know? I don’t know if I have committed murder. How could he figure out such a secret through a program
There was so much push and pull, the atmosphere was so weird! Couldn't it be that both your mobile phone and mine can plug in Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4 and inject energetic electricity into it? Why is there an illusion of 3|P
In order to ensure that Professor Bai and Teacher Hu were alone and create an environment similar to that of a psychiatrist, Gong Caicai and I were driven to a bench in the corridor.
No, you must not be deceived by him. There is no essential difference between him and the guy who sets up a fortune teller on the street. Moreover, he talked to Gong Caicai beforehand, and maybe he got some information about me from Gong Caicai. If he knew that I would tell you all day long, If I get into a fight, it is presumed that I am worried about injuring someone and going to jail, which is a normal choice.
"Gong Caicai, are there any religious people in your family?" I asked casually.
Professor Bai's preparation time was not over yet, so I walked in with great swagger. Professor Bai was not angry at all, and generously let me sit in front of the podium table.
"Gong Caicai, come in! The program is ready!"
calm! Although it sounds scary, if you have tricked Gong Caicai, then maybe the other party already knows about Amy's existence, and in front of Gong Caicai, I once said that Amy is my cousin.
"Looking at your expression, it seems that you don't trust our Scientific Happiness Seminar very much... You may also think that the white screen on the laptop is a pretense, but to be honest, confidentiality is on the one hand, and on the other hand, we must make careful decisions. , the calculated results, which ones can be told to the subjects, and which ones are best concealed temporarily.”
It was Gong Caicai's turn next. She asked with anticipation and worry.
There was so much push and pull, the atmosphere was so weird! Couldn't it be that both your mobile phone and mine can plug in Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4 and inject energetic electricity into it? Why is there an illusion of 3|P
"Then I'll start." The confident expression on Professor Bai's lips made me feel a little uneasy.
"Okay, okay," I said impatiently, "just predict my future. If the prediction is not accurate, I will publicize you as liars!"
It is said that after the talks and questions and answers, the final data packets generated will be uploaded to a supercomputer for calculation. If an ordinary computer is used, it will take at least half a year to get the results, and the day lily will be cold.
That’s right, because I am about to expose the pseudoscience of the Scientific Happiness Sect and save your future!
Professor Bai shouted from inside.
"How is it? Is it accurate to predict the future?" Teacher Hu asked impatiently.
I basically listened in one ear and thought in my mind about how to expose Professor Bai's tricks.
"Is it really that smart?"
At this time, Teacher Hu walked out of the classroom, his face suddenly enlightened. When he saw the two of us, he seemed eager to share his joy and said to us:
Professor Bai's preparation time was not over yet, so I walked in with great swagger. Professor Bai was not angry at all, and generously let me sit in front of the podium table.
Gong Caicai walked into the classroom eagerly and did not accept the electricity provided by me or Teacher Hu.
No, you must not be deceived by him. There is no essential difference between him and the guy who sets up a fortune teller on the street. Moreover, he talked to Gong Caicai beforehand, and maybe he got some information about me from Gong Caicai. If he knew that I would tell you all day long, If I get into a fight, it is presumed that I am worried about injuring someone and going to jail, which is a normal choice.
"Professor Bai can actually calculate that I want to invest in stocks, and he even calculated that what I want to buy is a solar company's stocks! I never told anyone!"
For the next period of time, Teacher Hu and I sat on the bench and did nothing. We just listened to him popularizing the theory of Scientific Happiness Education to me.
No, you must not be deceived by him. There is no essential difference between him and the guy who sets up a fortune teller on the street. Moreover, he talked to Gong Caicai beforehand, and maybe he got some information about me from Gong Caicai. If he knew that I would tell you all day long, If I get into a fight, it is presumed that I am worried about injuring someone and going to jail, which is a normal choice.
I peeked at my laptop screen.
"Ye Lin, the calculation results show that you are in a special kind of trouble now..."
Damn it, this is impossible! How can this be calculated! I did tell the monitor about this, but the monitor promised to keep it a secret for me. She is not a big talker!
How did he know? I don’t know if I have committed murder. How could he figure out such a secret through a program
"How is it? Is it accurate to predict the future?" Teacher Hu asked impatiently.
"Okay, okay," I said impatiently, "just predict my future. If the prediction is not accurate, I will publicize you as liars!"
I basically listened in one ear and thought in my mind about how to expose Professor Bai's tricks.
Teacher Hu said that Professor Bai was uploading data to the backup server, so Gong Caicai had to wait ten minutes before entering. At this time, Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4 made a low-battery beep.
how? Could it be that your future calculated by the Scientific Happiness Religion still has something to do with me
Professor Bai took out a scanning wand and scanned my maze diagram into the computer. After a sound of the hard drive spinning, he slowly said:
No, you must not be deceived by him. There is no essential difference between him and the guy who sets up a fortune teller on the street. Moreover, he talked to Gong Caicai beforehand, and maybe he got some information about me from Gong Caicai. If he knew that I would tell you all day long, If I get into a fight, it is presumed that I am worried about injuring someone and going to jail, which is a normal choice.
The excruciating 15 minutes finally passed, and Gong Caicai walked out slowly, her face red, her mind up and down, and her eyes filled with uneasiness.
Gong Caicai was stunned for a moment, as if she began to imagine that she had become a panda (she had said that her ideal was to become a scallop). At first, her eyes were blurred and dreamy, but she suddenly shook her head vigorously.
Damn, it’s just a blank screen! Do you have professional ethics? Just put a crystal ball on the table and the effect will be better than a laptop with a white screen!
Professor Bai asked me to draw a route out of the maze within 5 minutes, and I did so. In fact, the maze was not that difficult, and I always felt that there was more than one route through the maze.
Professor Bai seemed to have guessed what I was thinking, and smiled and said: "Sorry, for the sake of confidentiality, the laptop screen in the seminar has been specially processed. The content can only be seen by wearing special contact lenses, otherwise it will be a blank screen."
"How is it? Is it accurate to predict the future?" Teacher Hu asked impatiently.
"Gong Caicai, are there any religious people in your family?" I asked casually.
Professor Bai's preparation time was not over yet, so I walked in with great swagger. Professor Bai was not angry at all, and generously let me sit in front of the podium table.
"How is it? Is it accurate to predict the future?" Teacher Hu asked impatiently.
"Eh? Ye Lin, you also bought this brand! Now I can't even buy it! Since you can also charge Caicai, I'll leave it to you!"
This kind of temporary Chinese belief is equivalent to no belief at all! It seems that the root cause does not lie with Gong Caicai's parents. Maybe Gong Caicai is easily influenced by her teacher. Teacher Hu, who has been tutoring Gong Caicai in mathematics, is the culprit that brings her close to the cult, right
"Can I use my mobile phone to charge you? So that it won't keep barking?"
It's really high-tech. I seem to have seen a computer screen that uses the principle of polarized light to maintain confidentiality on the website of the Science Squirrel Association. It seems that there are no flaws in Professor Bai's statement...
When I'm with Xiaoqin, she will talk to me about all kinds of "post-marital fantasies". Although it's very eccentric, it's not boring at all.
"I, I don't know..." Gong Caicai stammered, "It should be... it's possible..."
Could this be a test of my subconscious mind to determine which abstract paintings I had deliberately avoided while deciphering the maze
I basically listened in one ear and thought in my mind about how to expose Professor Bai's tricks.
"Ye Lin, the calculation results show that you are in a special kind of trouble now..."
Professor Bai asked me to draw a route out of the maze within 5 minutes, and I did so. In fact, the maze was not that difficult, and I always felt that there was more than one route through the maze.
I basically listened in one ear and thought in my mind about how to expose Professor Bai's tricks.
It's really high-tech. I seem to have seen a computer screen that uses the principle of polarized light to maintain confidentiality on the website of the Science Squirrel Association. It seems that there are no flaws in Professor Bai's statement...
For some reason, Gong Caicai gave me a very guilty look.
“I don’t need to hide anything,” I raised my voice and said, “Whether I will be the president of the country in the future or be imprisoned to mine coal in Shanxi, you can always tell the truth!”
Teacher Hu also took out his own mobile phone, which was the same model as mine. He also wanted Gong Caicai to charge it. He was a little surprised when he saw that my mobile phone was the same as his.
“I don’t need to hide anything,” I raised my voice and said, “Whether I will be the president of the country in the future or be imprisoned to mine coal in Shanxi, you can always tell the truth!”
While chatting with me, Gong Caicai had been holding her Ai Feng 4 mobile phone, browsing the webpage of an animal conservation organization, and looking at the koalas and panda babies on it to relieve herself from the pressure of facing the future.
Professor Bai stared at the computer screen carefully, thought for a while, and finally said:
"Is it really that smart?"
"That's all?" I sneered, "What kind of predictions are these things that can be asked from other people's mouths? At least you should tell some secrets that others absolutely cannot know, right?"
how? Could it be that your future calculated by the Scientific Happiness Religion still has something to do with me
How difficult is it to calculate this! I'm afraid you have just obtained relevant information from Gong Caicai!
The excruciating 15 minutes finally passed, and Gong Caicai walked out slowly, her face red, her mind up and down, and her eyes filled with uneasiness.
Professor Bai's preparation time was not over yet, so I walked in with great swagger. Professor Bai was not angry at all, and generously let me sit in front of the podium table.
That’s right, because I am about to expose the pseudoscience of the Scientific Happiness Sect and save your future!
I put on a disdainful face and said coldly: "Go on."
When I'm with Xiaoqin, she will talk to me about all kinds of "post-marital fantasies". Although it's very eccentric, it's not boring at all.
"The national treasure panda is so lucky!" I commented. "If you are reincarnated as a panda, you don't have to do anything. You can just roll around and someone will give you food. The accommodation environment is better than 90% of Chinese people..."
How difficult is it to calculate this! I'm afraid you have just obtained relevant information from Gong Caicai!
Professor Bai's preparation time was not over yet, so I walked in with great swagger. Professor Bai was not angry at all, and generously let me sit in front of the podium table.
I put on a disdainful face and said coldly: "Go on."
"That's all?" I sneered, "What kind of predictions are these things that can be asked from other people's mouths? At least you should tell some secrets that others absolutely cannot know, right?"
Damn it, this is impossible! How can this be calculated! I did tell the monitor about this, but the monitor promised to keep it a secret for me. She is not a big talker!
After the lecture, Professor Bai (who introduced himself as Bai before class) left the three of us behind, seemingly intending to conquer us with a big weapon. Although in my opinion, Teacher Hu and Gong Caicai have almost been conquered.
After registering a simple name and age, Professor Bai asked a few questions about my hobbies. I answered truthfully and did not think that this little information could predict my future.
Everyone always has an attitude of respect and fear for the future. If you spend money to predict your future for a period of time, you will definitely attract people with money and leisure to donate money.
Why, don’t you have the confidence to be competent even in a super-casual profession like Panda? Are you not ashamed enough to be visited every day? Let me tell you, as a panda, you will be forced to watch panda porn every day as an adult, shouldering the glorious mission of creating many offspring!
Teacher Hu also took out his own mobile phone, which was the same model as mine. He also wanted Gong Caicai to charge it. He was a little surprised when he saw that my mobile phone was the same as his.
Professor Bai asked me to draw a route out of the maze within 5 minutes, and I did so. In fact, the maze was not that difficult, and I always felt that there was more than one route through the maze.
Teacher Hu said that Professor Bai was uploading data to the backup server, so Gong Caicai had to wait ten minutes before entering. At this time, Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4 made a low-battery beep.
"The national treasure panda is so lucky!" I commented. "If you are reincarnated as a panda, you don't have to do anything. You can just roll around and someone will give you food. The accommodation environment is better than 90% of Chinese people..."
Teacher Hu also took out his own mobile phone, which was the same model as mine. He also wanted Gong Caicai to charge it. He was a little surprised when he saw that my mobile phone was the same as his.
Next, Professor Bai handed me a very strange piece of printing paper. There were many abstract paintings with symbolic meanings vaguely painted on it. Some were peace doves, some were the sad faces of girls, and above all the paintings, there was a huge maze. .
"That's all?" I sneered, "What kind of predictions are these things that can be asked from other people's mouths? At least you should tell some secrets that others absolutely cannot know, right?"
"It's absolutely effective!" Teacher Hu's excitement has not subsided, and he gestured with his thumb exaggeratedly, "This is just the result of a shallow prediction. When I make money in the future, I must make a deep prediction!"
Teacher Hu also took out his own mobile phone, which was the same model as mine. He also wanted Gong Caicai to charge it. He was a little surprised when he saw that my mobile phone was the same as his.
Professor Bai asked me to draw a route out of the maze within 5 minutes, and I did so. In fact, the maze was not that difficult, and I always felt that there was more than one route through the maze.
For some reason, Gong Caicai gave me a very guilty look.
In fact, it is not particularly random. Many of the lost sheep who fall into cults have parents who are fanatical believers of a certain religion. After all, it is much easier for theists to join a cult than for atheists to join.
Everyone always has an attitude of respect and fear for the future. If you spend money to predict your future for a period of time, you will definitely attract people with money and leisure to donate money.
Could this be a test of my subconscious mind to determine which abstract paintings I had deliberately avoided while deciphering the maze
I peeked at my laptop screen.
It's really high-tech. I seem to have seen a computer screen that uses the principle of polarized light to maintain confidentiality on the website of the Science Squirrel Association. It seems that there are no flaws in Professor Bai's statement...
In order to ensure that Professor Bai and Teacher Hu were alone and create an environment similar to that of a psychiatrist, Gong Caicai and I were driven to a bench in the corridor.
At this time, Teacher Hu walked out of the classroom, his face suddenly enlightened. When he saw the two of us, he seemed eager to share his joy and said to us:
In fact, it is not particularly random. Many of the lost sheep who fall into cults have parents who are fanatical believers of a certain religion. After all, it is much easier for theists to join a cult than for atheists to join.
Professor Bai asked me to draw a route out of the maze within 5 minutes, and I did so. In fact, the maze was not that difficult, and I always felt that there was more than one route through the maze.
No, you must not be deceived by him. There is no essential difference between him and the guy who sets up a fortune teller on the street. Moreover, he talked to Gong Caicai beforehand, and maybe he got some information about me from Gong Caicai. If he knew that I would tell you all day long, If I get into a fight, it is presumed that I am worried about injuring someone and going to jail, which is a normal choice.
In order to ensure that Professor Bai and Teacher Hu were alone and create an environment similar to that of a psychiatrist, Gong Caicai and I were driven to a bench in the corridor.
Professor Bai took out a scanning wand and scanned my maze diagram into the computer. After a sound of the hard drive spinning, he slowly said:
"In addition, you seem to really want your father to remarry, and the person you selected for your father's remarriage now has an 86% chance of being pregnant with your father's child... "
Professor Bai seemed to have guessed what I was thinking, and smiled and said: "Sorry, for the sake of confidentiality, the laptop screen in the seminar has been specially processed. The content can only be seen by wearing special contact lenses, otherwise it will be a blank screen."
When I'm with Xiaoqin, she will talk to me about all kinds of "post-marital fantasies". Although it's very eccentric, it's not boring at all.
No, you must not be deceived by him. There is no essential difference between him and the guy who sets up a fortune teller on the street. Moreover, he talked to Gong Caicai beforehand, and maybe he got some information about me from Gong Caicai. If he knew that I would tell you all day long, If I get into a fight, it is presumed that I am worried about injuring someone and going to jail, which is a normal choice.
"I, I don't know..." Gong Caicai stammered, "It should be... it's possible..."
Gong Caicai walked into the classroom eagerly and did not accept the electricity provided by me or Teacher Hu.
For the next period of time, Teacher Hu and I sat on the bench and did nothing. We just listened to him popularizing the theory of Scientific Happiness Education to me.
"Ye Lin, you seem to be in trouble..."
After everyone dispersed, Teacher Hu happily sat in the first row of the classroom, while Professor Bai was tinkering with his laptop on the podium table, looking like a master.
"Oh, the calculation also shows that there is a 97% chance that you have a sister, and you like her very much..."
I basically listened in one ear and thought in my mind about how to expose Professor Bai's tricks.
The excruciating 15 minutes finally passed, and Gong Caicai walked out slowly, her face red, her mind up and down, and her eyes filled with uneasiness.
That’s right, because I am about to expose the pseudoscience of the Scientific Happiness Sect and save your future!
Teacher Hu said that Professor Bai was uploading data to the backup server, so Gong Caicai had to wait ten minutes before entering. At this time, Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4 made a low-battery beep.
"Can I use my mobile phone to charge you? So that it won't keep barking?"
Why, don’t you have the confidence to be competent even in a super-casual profession like Panda? Are you not ashamed enough to be visited every day? Let me tell you, as a panda, you will be forced to watch panda porn every day as an adult, shouldering the glorious mission of creating many offspring!
nonsense! Most people are in trouble. Do you think I will be fooled and respond to your words
It’s not just good enough! It's almost time to meet at war! If you know that I am a single-parent family, then knowing this is not a skill, right
When I'm with the squad leader, it's an ideological and moral lesson about "ideals" and "responsibility." In fact, I especially like to deliberately make excuses and watch the squad leader suppress his blushes because he can't refute me for a while.
calm! Although it sounds scary, if you have tricked Gong Caicai, then maybe the other party already knows about Amy's existence, and in front of Gong Caicai, I once said that Amy is my cousin.
"Well, according to calculations, your relationship with your father is very good..."
"But your relationship with your mother is not good enough..."
"That's all?" I sneered, "What kind of predictions are these things that can be asked from other people's mouths? At least you should tell some secrets that others absolutely cannot know, right?"
I basically listened in one ear and thought in my mind about how to expose Professor Bai's tricks.
Although Gong Caicai had already set her mobile phone to silent mode during class so as not to disturb others, the low-battery beep of Ai Crazy 4 would still sound even if the silent mode was turned on.
"Looking at your expression, it seems that you don't trust our Scientific Happiness Seminar very much... You may also think that the white screen on the laptop is a pretense, but to be honest, confidentiality is on the one hand, and on the other hand, we must make careful decisions. , the calculated results, which ones can be told to the subjects, and which ones are best concealed temporarily.”
Professor Bai seemed to have guessed what I was thinking, and smiled and said: "Sorry, for the sake of confidentiality, the laptop screen in the seminar has been specially processed. The content can only be seen by wearing special contact lenses, otherwise it will be a blank screen."
"After all, the future cannot be smooth sailing. There is nothing colder and more ruthless than the truth in this world. People like me are called 'wise men' in the seminar. I am just a little bit better at distinguishing which truths are important to the subjects." It’s useful, the others are just hidden.”
I was horrified and could barely control my expression.
"After all, the future cannot be smooth sailing. There is nothing colder and more ruthless than the truth in this world. People like me are called 'wise men' in the seminar. I am just a little bit better at distinguishing which truths are important to the subjects." It’s useful, the others are just hidden.”
"The causal calculation also shows that there is an 80% chance that I will be stuck if I buy this stock. It is really risky! I will listen to Professor Bai and use this money for safer investments!"
Professor Bai asked me to draw a route out of the maze within 5 minutes, and I did so. In fact, the maze was not that difficult, and I always felt that there was more than one route through the maze.
Gong Caicai walked into the classroom eagerly and did not accept the electricity provided by me or Teacher Hu.
"The national treasure panda is so lucky!" I commented. "If you are reincarnated as a panda, you don't have to do anything. You can just roll around and someone will give you food. The accommodation environment is better than 90% of Chinese people..."
“I don’t need to hide anything,” I raised my voice and said, “Whether I will be the president of the country in the future or be imprisoned to mine coal in Shanxi, you can always tell the truth!”
"I, I don't know..." Gong Caicai stammered, "It should be... it's possible..."
"It's absolutely effective!" Teacher Hu's excitement has not subsided, and he gestured with his thumb exaggeratedly, "This is just the result of a shallow prediction. When I make money in the future, I must make a deep prediction!"
"I, I don't know..." Gong Caicai stammered, "It should be... it's possible..."
I put on a disdainful face and said coldly: "Go on."
Professor Bai wanted to have separate interviews with the three of us one after another on the grounds of "trying to eliminate interference." This is also a customary method of cults, so I'm not surprised.
"That's not possible," Professor Bai said with a warm smile. "Although the causal calculation program was written by the great wise man, the chairman of the seminar, it is still not perfect and is still being improved today. Some calculation results are incorrect. To be accurate, it must be artificially filtered. Moreover, this is originally a calculation based on the chaos vagalo theory... "
Teacher Hu also took out his own mobile phone, which was the same model as mine. He also wanted Gong Caicai to charge it. He was a little surprised when he saw that my mobile phone was the same as his.
"Professor Bai can actually calculate that I want to invest in stocks, and he even calculated that what I want to buy is a solar company's stocks! I never told anyone!"
"It's so effective! It's exactly what everyone said! It's so effective!!"
"Okay, okay," I said impatiently, "just predict my future. If the prediction is not accurate, I will publicize you as liars!"
Professor Bai seemed to have guessed what I was thinking, and smiled and said: "Sorry, for the sake of confidentiality, the laptop screen in the seminar has been specially processed. The content can only be seen by wearing special contact lenses, otherwise it will be a blank screen."
I put on a disdainful face and said coldly: "Go on."
"Then I'll start." The confident expression on Professor Bai's lips made me feel a little uneasy.
Professor Bai wanted to have separate interviews with the three of us one after another on the grounds of "trying to eliminate interference." This is also a customary method of cults, so I'm not surprised.
For the next period of time, Teacher Hu and I sat on the bench and did nothing. We just listened to him popularizing the theory of Scientific Happiness Education to me.
The excruciating 15 minutes finally passed, and Gong Caicai walked out slowly, her face red, her mind up and down, and her eyes filled with uneasiness.
"Is it really that smart?"
"You are worried about...not knowing whether you have violated the law...worried about the risk of being caught and jailed..."
"It's so effective! It's exactly what everyone said! It's so effective!!"
"Ye Lin, the calculation results show that you are in a special kind of trouble now..."
I put on a disdainful face and said coldly: "Go on."
"It's so effective! It's exactly what everyone said! It's so effective!!"
It was Gong Caicai's turn next. She asked with anticipation and worry.
"You are worried about...not knowing whether you have violated the law...worried about the risk of being caught and jailed..."
"Is it really that smart?"
I have to say that it is quite boring to be alone with Gong Caicai, and in such an old office building where people often pass by.
When I'm with Xiaoqin, she will talk to me about all kinds of "post-marital fantasies". Although it's very eccentric, it's not boring at all.
While chatting with me, Gong Caicai had been holding her Ai Feng 4 mobile phone, browsing the webpage of an animal conservation organization, and looking at the koalas and panda babies on it to relieve herself from the pressure of facing the future.
I was horrified and could barely control my expression.
Professor Bai stared at the computer screen carefully, thought for a while, and finally said:
Being with Xiong Yaoyue gives me the most relaxed feeling. I basically get along with my male friends, and her knowledge of sports programs and games really makes me feel inferior.
The excruciating 15 minutes finally passed, and Gong Caicai walked out slowly, her face red, her mind up and down, and her eyes filled with uneasiness.
There was so much push and pull, the atmosphere was so weird! Couldn't it be that both your mobile phone and mine can plug in Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4 and inject energetic electricity into it? Why is there an illusion of 3|P
How did he know? I don’t know if I have committed murder. How could he figure out such a secret through a program
At this time, Teacher Hu walked out of the classroom, his face suddenly enlightened. When he saw the two of us, he seemed eager to share his joy and said to us:
Gong Caicai was stunned for a moment, as if she began to imagine that she had become a panda (she had said that her ideal was to become a scallop). At first, her eyes were blurred and dreamy, but she suddenly shook her head vigorously.
In fact, it is not particularly random. Many of the lost sheep who fall into cults have parents who are fanatical believers of a certain religion. After all, it is much easier for theists to join a cult than for atheists to join.
This kind of temporary Chinese belief is equivalent to no belief at all! It seems that the root cause does not lie with Gong Caicai's parents. Maybe Gong Caicai is easily influenced by her teacher. Teacher Hu, who has been tutoring Gong Caicai in mathematics, is the culprit that brings her close to the cult, right
This... Gong Caicai shouldn't know, right? A sense of fear gradually welled up from the bottom of my heart.
"Eh? Ye Lin, you also bought this brand! Now I can't even buy it! Since you can also charge Caicai, I'll leave it to you!"
No, you must not be deceived by him. There is no essential difference between him and the guy who sets up a fortune teller on the street. Moreover, he talked to Gong Caicai beforehand, and maybe he got some information about me from Gong Caicai. If he knew that I would tell you all day long, If I get into a fight, it is presumed that I am worried about injuring someone and going to jail, which is a normal choice.
Professor Bai seemed to have guessed what I was thinking, and smiled and said: "Sorry, for the sake of confidentiality, the laptop screen in the seminar has been specially processed. The content can only be seen by wearing special contact lenses, otherwise it will be a blank screen."
Damn, it’s just a blank screen! Do you have professional ethics? Just put a crystal ball on the table and the effect will be better than a laptop with a white screen!
While chatting with me, Gong Caicai had been holding her Ai Feng 4 mobile phone, browsing the webpage of an animal conservation organization, and looking at the koalas and panda babies on it to relieve herself from the pressure of facing the future.
"Am I right?" Professor Bai asked me confidently.
"After all, the future cannot be smooth sailing. There is nothing colder and more ruthless than the truth in this world. People like me are called 'wise men' in the seminar. I am just a little bit better at distinguishing which truths are important to the subjects." It’s useful, the others are just hidden.”
"Gong Caicai, are there any religious people in your family?" I asked casually.
Although Gong Caicai had already set her mobile phone to silent mode during class so as not to disturb others, the low-battery beep of Ai Crazy 4 would still sound even if the silent mode was turned on.
Professor Bai stared at the computer screen carefully, thought for a while, and finally said:
I put on a disdainful face and said coldly: "Go on."
"Well... Dad will pay homage to Guan Gong when discussing business," Gong Caicai said after thinking for a while, "Also, I heard from my sister-in-law that my mother asked Guanyin for blessings before giving birth to me..."
"No, no! I can't be a good panda! Pandas have to be looked at every day! I will be so shy that I can't even raise my head!"
"Well, according to calculations, your relationship with your father is very good..."
"You are worried about...not knowing whether you have violated the law...worried about the risk of being caught and jailed..."
Next, Professor Bai handed me a very strange piece of printing paper. There were many abstract paintings with symbolic meanings vaguely painted on it. Some were peace doves, some were the sad faces of girls, and above all the paintings, there was a huge maze. .
“I don’t need to hide anything,” I raised my voice and said, “Whether I will be the president of the country in the future or be imprisoned to mine coal in Shanxi, you can always tell the truth!”
In order to ensure that Professor Bai and Teacher Hu were alone and create an environment similar to that of a psychiatrist, Gong Caicai and I were driven to a bench in the corridor.
"No, no! I can't be a good panda! Pandas have to be looked at every day! I will be so shy that I can't even raise my head!"
Next, Professor Bai handed me a very strange piece of printing paper. There were many abstract paintings with symbolic meanings vaguely painted on it. Some were peace doves, some were the sad faces of girls, and above all the paintings, there was a huge maze. .
How difficult is it to calculate this! I'm afraid you have just obtained relevant information from Gong Caicai!
"Then I'll start." The confident expression on Professor Bai's lips made me feel a little uneasy.
"Okay, okay," I said impatiently, "just predict my future. If the prediction is not accurate, I will publicize you as liars!"
There was so much push and pull, the atmosphere was so weird! Couldn't it be that both your mobile phone and mine can plug in Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4 and inject energetic electricity into it? Why is there an illusion of 3|P
"Well... Dad will pay homage to Guan Gong when discussing business," Gong Caicai said after thinking for a while, "Also, I heard from my sister-in-law that my mother asked Guanyin for blessings before giving birth to me..."
"But your relationship with your mother is not good enough..."
The big killer of the Scientific Happiness Cult, the extremely mysterious "causal calculation" program, the input terminal is just installed on an ordinary laptop.
I was horrified and could barely control my expression.
I have to say that it is quite boring to be alone with Gong Caicai, and in such an old office building where people often pass by.
According to tradition, order is determined by the order in which people join the seminar, so the first one to enjoy the "prediction" was Teacher Hu, followed by Gong Caicai, and finally me.
Professor Bai shouted from inside.
This kind of temporary Chinese belief is equivalent to no belief at all! It seems that the root cause does not lie with Gong Caicai's parents. Maybe Gong Caicai is easily influenced by her teacher. Teacher Hu, who has been tutoring Gong Caicai in mathematics, is the culprit that brings her close to the cult, right
For the next period of time, Teacher Hu and I sat on the bench and did nothing. We just listened to him popularizing the theory of Scientific Happiness Education to me.
Professor Bai seemed to have guessed what I was thinking, and smiled and said: "Sorry, for the sake of confidentiality, the laptop screen in the seminar has been specially processed. The content can only be seen by wearing special contact lenses, otherwise it will be a blank screen."
It’s not just good enough! It's almost time to meet at war! If you know that I am a single-parent family, then knowing this is not a skill, right
how? Could it be that your future calculated by the Scientific Happiness Religion still has something to do with me
I basically listened in one ear and thought in my mind about how to expose Professor Bai's tricks.
It’s not just good enough! It's almost time to meet at war! If you know that I am a single-parent family, then knowing this is not a skill, right
I put on a disdainful face and said coldly: "Go on."
"Am I right?" Professor Bai asked me confidently.
"Oh, the calculation also shows that there is a 97% chance that you have a sister, and you like her very much..."
Next, Professor Bai handed me a very strange piece of printing paper. There were many abstract paintings with symbolic meanings vaguely painted on it. Some were peace doves, some were the sad faces of girls, and above all the paintings, there was a huge maze. .
"You are worried about...not knowing whether you have violated the law...worried about the risk of being caught and jailed..."
Next, Professor Bai handed me a very strange piece of printing paper. There were many abstract paintings with symbolic meanings vaguely painted on it. Some were peace doves, some were the sad faces of girls, and above all the paintings, there was a huge maze. .
calm! Although it sounds scary, if you have tricked Gong Caicai, then maybe the other party already knows about Amy's existence, and in front of Gong Caicai, I once said that Amy is my cousin.
"But your relationship with your mother is not good enough..."
Teacher Hu said that Professor Bai was uploading data to the backup server, so Gong Caicai had to wait ten minutes before entering. At this time, Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4 made a low-battery beep.
The big killer of the Scientific Happiness Cult, the extremely mysterious "causal calculation" program, the input terminal is just installed on an ordinary laptop.
It is said that after the talks and questions and answers, the final data packets generated will be uploaded to a supercomputer for calculation. If an ordinary computer is used, it will take at least half a year to get the results, and the day lily will be cold.
In order to ensure that Professor Bai and Teacher Hu were alone and create an environment similar to that of a psychiatrist, Gong Caicai and I were driven to a bench in the corridor.
"That's all?" I sneered, "What kind of predictions are these things that can be asked from other people's mouths? At least you should tell some secrets that others absolutely cannot know, right?"
For some reason, Gong Caicai gave me a very guilty look.
"You seem to like the robot toy Optimus Prime very much, and it was snatched away by someone..."
Professor Bai stared at the computer screen carefully, thought for a while, and finally said:
"No, no! I can't be a good panda! Pandas have to be looked at every day! I will be so shy that I can't even raise my head!"
"That's not possible," Professor Bai said with a warm smile. "Although the causal calculation program was written by the great wise man, the chairman of the seminar, it is still not perfect and is still being improved today. Some calculation results are incorrect. To be accurate, it must be artificially filtered. Moreover, this is originally a calculation based on the chaos vagalo theory... "
Professor Bai took out a scanning wand and scanned my maze diagram into the computer. After a sound of the hard drive spinning, he slowly said:
Professor Bai asked me to draw a route out of the maze within 5 minutes, and I did so. In fact, the maze was not that difficult, and I always felt that there was more than one route through the maze.
"You seem to like the robot toy Optimus Prime very much, and it was snatched away by someone..."
After everyone dispersed, Teacher Hu happily sat in the first row of the classroom, while Professor Bai was tinkering with his laptop on the podium table, looking like a master.
"Okay, okay," I said impatiently, "just predict my future. If the prediction is not accurate, I will publicize you as liars!"
This... Gong Caicai shouldn't know, right? A sense of fear gradually welled up from the bottom of my heart.
Everyone always has an attitude of respect and fear for the future. If you spend money to predict your future for a period of time, you will definitely attract people with money and leisure to donate money.
I peeked at my laptop screen.
This... Gong Caicai shouldn't know, right? A sense of fear gradually welled up from the bottom of my heart.
I basically listened in one ear and thought in my mind about how to expose Professor Bai's tricks.
"Ye Lin, you seem to be in trouble..."
The excruciating 15 minutes finally passed, and Gong Caicai walked out slowly, her face red, her mind up and down, and her eyes filled with uneasiness.
"In addition, you seem to really want your father to remarry, and the person you selected for your father's remarriage now has an 86% chance of being pregnant with your father's child... "
"Oh, the calculation also shows that there is a 97% chance that you have a sister, and you like her very much..."
Professor Bai seemed to have guessed what I was thinking, and smiled and said: "Sorry, for the sake of confidentiality, the laptop screen in the seminar has been specially processed. The content can only be seen by wearing special contact lenses, otherwise it will be a blank screen."
I put on a disdainful face and said coldly: "Go on."
"You are worried about...not knowing whether you have violated the law...worried about the risk of being caught and jailed..."
"You seem to like the robot toy Optimus Prime very much, and it was snatched away by someone..."
It's really high-tech. I seem to have seen a computer screen that uses the principle of polarized light to maintain confidentiality on the website of the Science Squirrel Association. It seems that there are no flaws in Professor Bai's statement...
Damn it, this is impossible! How can this be calculated! I did tell the monitor about this, but the monitor promised to keep it a secret for me. She is not a big talker!
Teacher Hu also took out his own mobile phone, which was the same model as mine. He also wanted Gong Caicai to charge it. He was a little surprised when he saw that my mobile phone was the same as his.
"You are worried about...not knowing whether you have violated the law...worried about the risk of being caught and jailed..."
Professor Bai shouted from inside.
"Well, according to calculations, your relationship with your father is very good..."
After everyone dispersed, Teacher Hu happily sat in the first row of the classroom, while Professor Bai was tinkering with his laptop on the podium table, looking like a master.