"Master, master, go quickly! This opportunity cannot be missed, and it will never come back!"
I felt that if he didn't come out, the monitor might increase the risk (for example, give Obama a leg of lamb). If Obama got so greedy and rushed into the bushes to bite him, Eunuch Cao and I would be in trouble for the rest of our lives.
"Ah... it's not a tiger..." Gong Caicai was frightened just now, her legs became weak, and she collapsed on the pebbles by the river.
The class monitor had a disgusted expression on his face. That was natural. Which girl would like to watch boys (especially Eunuch Cao, the best guy) poop
"Hmm... drink... woo..."
It turned out to be a cry for help! If you are too timid, you can’t even call for help. If you are kidnapped by bad guys, they won’t even have to gag you!
Eunuch Cao kept urging me from behind.
I automatically imagined that the squad leader would introduce himself above in the tone of Wang Dachui from the popular online drama "Unexpectedly".
"I didn't bring any paper, let's use leaves!"
A 2B dog breed like the Husky has no face to be ashamed of! And monitor, are you sure Obama can understand such complicated words
Stop suppressing your blushes and imitate the lines of AV actresses! I never thought of that step! Although the Iron-Blooded Lone Wolf has been wronged many times by the Demon of Justice for a long time, I have never thought about taking revenge like that! Why does it look like the plot of an H-comic, criminal ×× female police officer!
I raised my hand and popped up in the bushes. For some reason, I said "Don't release the dogs" instead of "Don't shoot." And the next sentence, "The Imperial Army asked me to bring you a message," almost blurted out.
Eunuch Cao rolled his thief eyes and said, "Master, don't you think so? A person like the squad leader who is usually independent and majestic, after being attacked by the master, not only has to show the attitude of a little bird, but also the justice of the past. The devil is still tossing and turning under the master... I can't do it just thinking about it, Yiku... "
"What do you want me to do?"
I raised my hand and popped up in the bushes. For some reason, I said "Don't release the dogs" instead of "Don't shoot." And the next sentence, "The Imperial Army asked me to bring you a message," almost blurted out.
Well... let your uncle be your uncle, it's better than Wu Song being your uncle, otherwise your father would be Wu Dalang and your mother would be Pan Jinlian!
Stop suppressing your blushes and imitate the lines of AV actresses! I never thought of that step! Although the Iron-Blooded Lone Wolf has been wronged many times by the Demon of Justice for a long time, I have never thought about taking revenge like that! Why does it look like the plot of an H-comic, criminal ×× female police officer!
"Do you still need to ask? Master, you are smart in your life, but you were confused for a moment! Of course you have to confess your feelings! Take advantage of the squad leader's unstable mood, and take advantage of it! There is a witness like Gong Caicai next to you, so the effect will be even better. !”
"Minibus," the monitor nicknamed Obama on his own initiative, "don't embarrass the husky. If you smell it with your nose, you will know that there are no tigers in the bushes. Be brave. I will feed you beef when you go back..."
"I didn't bring any paper, let's use leaves!"
Eunuch Cao snorted various constipation sounds from his nose.
"What a confession! Didn't you hear that everything the monitor said was hateful to me?"
"My name is Shusha. I never expected that there would be such a big dog..."
I pretended to be disgusted with the smell, deliberately not responding to the monitor's gaze, and fanned myself hard under my nose.
"I just came over. Eunuch Cao wanted to poop and was afraid of snakes, so he begged me to come over and accompany him. Look - he hasn't taken off his pants yet!"
I threw the crushed beer can at Eunuch Cao's head. Now I was too confused to care about protecting the natural environment.
Damn it, you've become a sperm! Are you scared after hearing that there might be a tiger? Not only did she stop shouting, but she also hid behind the squad leader like Gong Caicai! Do you want the squad leader to use flesh and blood to fight against the tiger for you
The squad leader turned around three times and left with deep suspicion.
"Squad leader, don't shoot, it's me!"
Gong Caicai used all her strength and shouted hoarsely.
"Don't be afraid, there won't be tigers in this mountain." The squad leader said calmly. She was not surprised that Gong Caicai was afraid that she would not make a sound, but as a quite large dog, Obama actually used himself as a shield, which really made her Never imagined.
His expression seemed cheerful, but his eyes were as lonely as snow. Whenever he accidentally made eye contact with me, he immediately turned away, with a rare look of resentment.
Of course, the father may also be Ximen Qing...
"Yes, it's a tiger! It must be a tiger coming to eat me!"
Eunuch Cao shrank his neck and the beer can passed by. He still said with a sinister smile on his face:
When Gong Caicai said there might be a tiger in the bush, Obama immediately stopped calling.
Eunuch Cao shrank his neck and the beer can passed by. He still said with a sinister smile on his face:
"Don't be afraid, there won't be tigers in this mountain." The squad leader said calmly. She was not surprised that Gong Caicai was afraid that she would not make a sound, but as a quite large dog, Obama actually used himself as a shield, which really made her Never imagined.
The squad leader turned around three times and left with deep suspicion.
"It's not my fault," Eunuch Cao said aggrievedly, "I just ate a lot, master, and you asked me to squat here. As soon as I took off my pants, I felt like it. What can I do?"
I threw the crushed beer can at Eunuch Cao's head. Now I was too confused to care about protecting the natural environment.
I pretended to be disgusted with the smell, deliberately not responding to the monitor's gaze, and fanned myself hard under my nose.
"Master, why don't you understand? Girls like the monitor always say they don't want it, but their bodies are very honest!"
Nima, the fake show was really done! Who told you to really poop here
Eunuch Cao kept urging me from behind.
So I coughed and pointed at Eunuch Cao behind me, who was lowering his head as much as possible, trying to get through.
Seeing me glaring at him, he quickly changed his words and said: "Anyway, based on my many years of experience playing H-GAME, Master, please go out now and boldly give the monitor a hug in front of Gong Caicai and explain the misunderstanding. With a few disgusting words, the squad leader basically fell!"
Eh? Why did you call uncle again? Xiao Ding from the Pet Hospital once said that when the "World of Warcraft" expansion pack was delayed many times, many "uncle gangs" appeared, saying that their uncles worked at Ninetowns and NetEase and knew the inside story... But which one was that? It’s the almanac of the year! Even if your uncle Gong Caicai works at NetEase, he still can't beat the tiger!
The squad leader immediately looked away and said angrily: "When we went up the mountain, didn't we find a public toilet? Although it is a bit old and it is a few minutes away from the top of the mountain, you should also go there to use the toilet!"
A 2B dog breed like the Husky has no face to be ashamed of! And monitor, are you sure Obama can understand such complicated words
So the husky took the position behind the squad leader with peace of mind. It only poked its head from the side of the squad leader's calf to see if there was a tiger in the bushes.
Damn it, you've become a sperm! Are you scared after hearing that there might be a tiger? Not only did she stop shouting, but she also hid behind the squad leader like Gong Caicai! Do you want the squad leader to use flesh and blood to fight against the tiger for you
Although she is not wearing a police uniform, she looks like a policewoman with a police dog!
I bit my lip fiercely, the piercing eyes seemed to be tearing out my flesh, and the hand holding the dog leash was trembling slightly.
"I just came over. Eunuch Cao wanted to poop and was afraid of snakes, so he begged me to come over and accompany him. Look - he hasn't taken off his pants yet!"
"Eh? How do you know that the squad leader misunderstood me?" Xiaoqin and I were hooked together because of the zipper, and when we were rubbing together, Eunuch Cao was not around.
Seeing me glaring at him, he quickly changed his words and said: "Anyway, based on my many years of experience playing H-GAME, Master, please go out now and boldly give the monitor a hug in front of Gong Caicai and explain the misunderstanding. With a few disgusting words, the squad leader basically fell!"
It turned out to be a cry for help! If you are too timid, you can’t even call for help. If you are kidnapped by bad guys, they won’t even have to gag you!
"My name is Shusha. I never expected that there would be such a big dog..."
"Master, master, go quickly! This opportunity cannot be missed, and it will never come back!"
"Come out right away! Otherwise I will let the dogs bite you!"
At least you have to work in Liangshanbo and go to Wusong in Jingyanggang! Could it be that Wu Song is your uncle
I automatically imagined that the squad leader would introduce himself above in the tone of Wang Dachui from the popular online drama "Unexpectedly".
"Disciple doesn't know! However, in order to defeat the squad leader, even if it is not a misunderstanding, it must be said to be a misunderstanding!"
I kicked Eunuch Cao, "Take it off quickly! Didn't you just say you should pull your pants up?"
Obama suddenly stopped shouting.
After leaving Eunuch Cao in the bushes, I returned to the camp on the top of the mountain and found that the squad leader had fulfilled his promise and was feeding Obama roast beef.
After leaving Eunuch Cao in the bushes, I returned to the camp on the top of the mountain and found that the squad leader had fulfilled his promise and was feeding Obama roast beef.
"You make it sound like I really want to defeat the squad leader..."
"You make it sound like I really want to defeat the squad leader..."
You are so awesome! Secondly, you have even forgotten your own instinct of smell, and just bought you with a piece of beef! Did the Three Hundred Spartan Warriors go to Thermopylae for roast beef
In fact, I think Eunuch Cao himself is a pile of natural fertilizer and should be buried directly under the tree.
I finally asked this question, and I was calm on the outside but very nervous on the inside, waiting for my answer.
Eunuch Cao rolled his thief eyes and said, "Master, don't you think so? A person like the squad leader who is usually independent and majestic, after being attacked by the master, not only has to show the attitude of a little bird, but also the justice of the past. The devil is still tossing and turning under the master... I can't do it just thinking about it, Yiku... "
The squad leader was not a loudspeaker, and there wasn't much room behind him. Obama thought Gong Caicai was in the way, so he yelled twice, scaring Gong Caicai away.
Eunuch Cao kept urging me from behind.
Eunuch Cao rolled his thief eyes and said, "Master, don't you think so? A person like the squad leader who is usually independent and majestic, after being attacked by the master, not only has to show the attitude of a little bird, but also the justice of the past. The devil is still tossing and turning under the master... I can't do it just thinking about it, Yiku... "
Although she is not wearing a police uniform, she looks like a policewoman with a police dog!
In the end, because I was too scared, it was not as loud as the sound of the stream.
I took a long breath, thinking that I had finally overcome the crisis at hand, but found that at some point, the stench I pretended to smell really appeared under my nose.
"You make it sound like I really want to defeat the squad leader..."
Stop suppressing your blushes and imitate the lines of AV actresses! I never thought of that step! Although the Iron-Blooded Lone Wolf has been wronged many times by the Demon of Justice for a long time, I have never thought about taking revenge like that! Why does it look like the plot of an H-comic, criminal ×× female police officer!
"What a confession! Didn't you hear that everything the monitor said was hateful to me?"
The squad leader immediately looked away and said angrily: "When we went up the mountain, didn't we find a public toilet? Although it is a bit old and it is a few minutes away from the top of the mountain, you should also go there to use the toilet!"
"Who is it? Who is hiding in the bushes!"
At least you have to work in Liangshanbo and go to Wusong in Jingyanggang! Could it be that Wu Song is your uncle
I raised my hand and popped up in the bushes. For some reason, I said "Don't release the dogs" instead of "Don't shoot." And the next sentence, "The Imperial Army asked me to bring you a message," almost blurted out.
At least you have to work in Liangshanbo and go to Wusong in Jingyanggang! Could it be that Wu Song is your uncle
Sure enough, you are not suitable to survive in this crisis-ridden society! Sure enough, magical girls are your only way out! Gong Caicai, you were born in the wrong dimension! Our world is at best a campus urban novel. You can only be the heroine in a magic fantasy novel!
So the husky took the position behind the squad leader with peace of mind. It only poked its head from the side of the squad leader's calf to see if there was a tiger in the bushes.
"Do you still need to ask? Master, you are smart in your life, but you were confused for a moment! Of course you have to confess your feelings! Take advantage of the squad leader's unstable mood, and take advantage of it! There is a witness like Gong Caicai next to you, so the effect will be even better. !”
Although there was a lot of noise outside, the squad leader still discovered the existence of our master and apprentice.
"You... when did you hide in?"
Seeing Xiong Yaoyue on the other side eating and drinking heartlessly, I felt that it was impossible for the squad leader to continue misunderstanding like this. Let’s not say whether Xiaoqin is a girlfriend or a sister. Xiong Yaoyue and I should be regarded as just buddies. explain.
After leaving Eunuch Cao in the bushes, I returned to the camp on the top of the mountain and found that the squad leader had fulfilled his promise and was feeding Obama roast beef.
Xiong Yaoyue actually remembered what she said to Gong Caicai when she was on the mountainside.
In the end, because I was too scared, it was not as loud as the sound of the stream.
"It's not my fault," Eunuch Cao said aggrievedly, "I just ate a lot, master, and you asked me to squat here. As soon as I took off my pants, I felt like it. What can I do?"
"Uncle...Uncle...Help!!"
Immediately looking at the direction where we were hiding with vigilance, Obama also took advantage of his strength, rushed forward a few steps, and stretched the dog leash in the squad leader's hand straight.
Eunuch Cao snorted various constipation sounds from his nose.
"What do you want me to do?"
"Do you still need to ask? Master, you are smart in your life, but you were confused for a moment! Of course you have to confess your feelings! Take advantage of the squad leader's unstable mood, and take advantage of it! There is a witness like Gong Caicai next to you, so the effect will be even better. !”
"Eh? How do you know that the squad leader misunderstood me?" Xiaoqin and I were hooked together because of the zipper, and when we were rubbing together, Eunuch Cao was not around.
Although she is not wearing a police uniform, she looks like a policewoman with a police dog!
Nima, the fake show was really done! Who told you to really poop here
On the way, he helped Gong Caicai, who was weak and weak, and the two of them and the dog returned to the camp on the top of the mountain.
Obama seems to be more obedient under the guidance of the squad leader than under Amy! The monitor didn't read that "Dog Breeding Manual" in vain!
Eunuch Cao shrank his neck and the beer can passed by. He still said with a sinister smile on his face:
Obama seems to be more obedient under the guidance of the squad leader than under Amy! The monitor didn't read that "Dog Breeding Manual" in vain!
I raised my hand and popped up in the bushes. For some reason, I said "Don't release the dogs" instead of "Don't shoot." And the next sentence, "The Imperial Army asked me to bring you a message," almost blurted out.
It turned out to be a cry for help! If you are too timid, you can’t even call for help. If you are kidnapped by bad guys, they won’t even have to gag you!
The squad leader turned around three times and left with deep suspicion.
"Don't be afraid, there won't be tigers in this mountain." The squad leader said calmly. She was not surprised that Gong Caicai was afraid that she would not make a sound, but as a quite large dog, Obama actually used himself as a shield, which really made her Never imagined.
Your sister actually understands it! Not only can I understand the word "tiger", but I can also understand such a long sentence! After being reminded by the squad leader, I put my nose out and sniffed the air. I found that there was no smell of big cats, and I immediately got excited! He stood in front of the squad leader again, with a majestic air of "Thousands of troops, who else but me?"
"Ah... it's not a tiger..." Gong Caicai was frightened just now, her legs became weak, and she collapsed on the pebbles by the river.
"Come out right away! Otherwise I will let the dogs bite you!"
"Hmm... drink... woo..."
Seeing me glaring at him, he quickly changed his words and said: "Anyway, based on my many years of experience playing H-GAME, Master, please go out now and boldly give the monitor a hug in front of Gong Caicai and explain the misunderstanding. With a few disgusting words, the squad leader basically fell!"
Eunuch Cao rolled his thief eyes and said, "Master, don't you think so? A person like the squad leader who is usually independent and majestic, after being attacked by the master, not only has to show the attitude of a little bird, but also the justice of the past. The devil is still tossing and turning under the master... I can't do it just thinking about it, Yiku... "
After leaving Eunuch Cao in the bushes, I returned to the camp on the top of the mountain and found that the squad leader had fulfilled his promise and was feeding Obama roast beef.
"uncle… "
Immediately looking at the direction where we were hiding with vigilance, Obama also took advantage of his strength, rushed forward a few steps, and stretched the dog leash in the squad leader's hand straight.
On the way, he helped Gong Caicai, who was weak and weak, and the two of them and the dog returned to the camp on the top of the mountain.
I finally asked this question, and I was calm on the outside but very nervous on the inside, waiting for my answer.
When the identity of the other party was unknown, the squad leader immediately returned to her usual calmness and severity. She loosened the dog leash half a turn around her hand and threatened.
I kicked Eunuch Cao, "Take it off quickly! Didn't you just say you should pull your pants up?"
In the end, because I was too scared, it was not as loud as the sound of the stream.
Hearing that there was someone hiding in the bushes, Gong Caicai hid behind the squad leader in fear.
"Eh? How do you know that the squad leader misunderstood me?" Xiaoqin and I were hooked together because of the zipper, and when we were rubbing together, Eunuch Cao was not around.
I finally asked this question, and I was calm on the outside but very nervous on the inside, waiting for my answer.
Eunuch Cao kept urging me from behind.
"Uncle...Uncle...Help!!"
In the end, because I was too scared, it was not as loud as the sound of the stream.
"Eunuch Cao can't hold it in any longer," I said, "and if you pull it under the roots of the tree, isn't it just a pile of natural fertilizer?"
"It's not my fault," Eunuch Cao said aggrievedly, "I just ate a lot, master, and you asked me to squat here. As soon as I took off my pants, I felt like it. What can I do?"
When the identity of the other party was unknown, the squad leader immediately returned to her usual calmness and severity. She loosened the dog leash half a turn around her hand and threatened.
"Yes, it's a tiger! It must be a tiger coming to eat me!"
"I didn't bring any paper, let's use leaves!"
I kicked Eunuch Cao, "Take it off quickly! Didn't you just say you should pull your pants up?"
"Come out right away! Otherwise I will let the dogs bite you!"
"I just came over. Eunuch Cao wanted to poop and was afraid of snakes, so he begged me to come over and accompany him. Look - he hasn't taken off his pants yet!"
Hearing that there was someone hiding in the bushes, Gong Caicai hid behind the squad leader in fear.
The squad leader turned around three times and left with deep suspicion.
Eunuch Cao kept urging me from behind.
Xiong Yaoyue actually remembered what she said to Gong Caicai when she was on the mountainside.
But before I left, I looked out of the corner of my eye at the man who had already walked out of the bushes. The expression on my face seemed to be to confirm whether I was lying or not, and whether I had heard the conversation I had just had with Gong Caicai.
I bit my lip fiercely, the piercing eyes seemed to be tearing out my flesh, and the hand holding the dog leash was trembling slightly.
"What do you want me to do?"
Eh? Why did you call uncle again? Xiao Ding from the Pet Hospital once said that when the "World of Warcraft" expansion pack was delayed many times, many "uncle gangs" appeared, saying that their uncles worked at Ninetowns and NetEase and knew the inside story... But which one was that? It’s the almanac of the year! Even if your uncle Gong Caicai works at NetEase, he still can't beat the tiger!
The squad leader immediately looked away and said angrily: "When we went up the mountain, didn't we find a public toilet? Although it is a bit old and it is a few minutes away from the top of the mountain, you should also go there to use the toilet!"
I pretended to be disgusted with the smell, deliberately not responding to the monitor's gaze, and fanned myself hard under my nose.
Nima, the fake show was really done! Who told you to really poop here
Obama suddenly stopped shouting.
Seeing Xiong Yaoyue on the other side eating and drinking heartlessly, I felt that it was impossible for the squad leader to continue misunderstanding like this. Let’s not say whether Xiaoqin is a girlfriend or a sister. Xiong Yaoyue and I should be regarded as just buddies. explain.
But before I left, I looked out of the corner of my eye at the man who had already walked out of the bushes. The expression on my face seemed to be to confirm whether I was lying or not, and whether I had heard the conversation I had just had with Gong Caicai.
On the way, he helped Gong Caicai, who was weak and weak, and the two of them and the dog returned to the camp on the top of the mountain.
When Gong Caicai said there might be a tiger in the bush, Obama immediately stopped calling.
Eunuch Cao kept urging me from behind.
I automatically imagined that the squad leader would introduce himself above in the tone of Wang Dachui from the popular online drama "Unexpectedly".
Nima, the fake show was really done! Who told you to really poop here
When the identity of the other party was unknown, the squad leader immediately returned to her usual calmness and severity. She loosened the dog leash half a turn around her hand and threatened.
"Uncle...Uncle...Help!!"
I finally asked this question, and I was calm on the outside but very nervous on the inside, waiting for my answer.
"Don't be afraid, there won't be tigers in this mountain." The squad leader said calmly. She was not surprised that Gong Caicai was afraid that she would not make a sound, but as a quite large dog, Obama actually used himself as a shield, which really made her Never imagined.
Damn it, you've become a sperm! Are you scared after hearing that there might be a tiger? Not only did she stop shouting, but she also hid behind the squad leader like Gong Caicai! Do you want the squad leader to use flesh and blood to fight against the tiger for you
I raised my hand and popped up in the bushes. For some reason, I said "Don't release the dogs" instead of "Don't shoot." And the next sentence, "The Imperial Army asked me to bring you a message," almost blurted out.
Eunuch Cao shrank his neck and the beer can passed by. He still said with a sinister smile on his face:
The squad leader was not a loudspeaker, and there wasn't much room behind him. Obama thought Gong Caicai was in the way, so he yelled twice, scaring Gong Caicai away.
"I just came over. Eunuch Cao wanted to poop and was afraid of snakes, so he begged me to come over and accompany him. Look - he hasn't taken off his pants yet!"
The squad leader covered his nose and led Obama away, but Obama looked very interested.
A 2B dog breed like the Husky has no face to be ashamed of! And monitor, are you sure Obama can understand such complicated words
Hearing that there was someone hiding in the bushes, Gong Caicai hid behind the squad leader in fear.
Eunuch Cao snorted various constipation sounds from his nose.
"Hmm... drink... woo..."
So the husky took the position behind the squad leader with peace of mind. It only poked its head from the side of the squad leader's calf to see if there was a tiger in the bushes.
"Don't be afraid, there won't be tigers in this mountain." The squad leader said calmly. She was not surprised that Gong Caicai was afraid that she would not make a sound, but as a quite large dog, Obama actually used himself as a shield, which really made her Never imagined.
It turned out to be a cry for help! If you are too timid, you can’t even call for help. If you are kidnapped by bad guys, they won’t even have to gag you!
Eunuch Cao kept urging me from behind.
Gong Caicai used all her strength and shouted hoarsely.
"Play... wrinkle... beat..." Gong Caicai, who had no place to hide, uttered a single word like a code from her trembling lips.
Nima, the fake show was really done! Who told you to really poop here
Xiong Yaoyue actually remembered what she said to Gong Caicai when she was on the mountainside.
"It's not my fault," Eunuch Cao said aggrievedly, "I just ate a lot, master, and you asked me to squat here. As soon as I took off my pants, I felt like it. What can I do?"
I finally asked this question, and I was calm on the outside but very nervous on the inside, waiting for my answer.
"Uncle...Uncle...Help!!"
Holy shit, are you going to transform into Madoka Magica? Unbeknownst to everyone, she signed a contract with an alien creature from the Scientific Happiness Sect and became a magical girl! It turns out that Professor Bai’s true identity is QB!
Eunuch Cao kept urging me from behind.
I felt that if he didn't come out, the monitor might increase the risk (for example, give Obama a leg of lamb). If Obama got so greedy and rushed into the bushes to bite him, Eunuch Cao and I would be in trouble for the rest of our lives.
But before I left, I looked out of the corner of my eye at the man who had already walked out of the bushes. The expression on my face seemed to be to confirm whether I was lying or not, and whether I had heard the conversation I had just had with Gong Caicai.
Of course, the father may also be Ximen Qing...
So the husky took the position behind the squad leader with peace of mind. It only poked its head from the side of the squad leader's calf to see if there was a tiger in the bushes.
In fact, I think Eunuch Cao himself is a pile of natural fertilizer and should be buried directly under the tree.
"uncle… "
Seeing Xiong Yaoyue on the other side eating and drinking heartlessly, I felt that it was impossible for the squad leader to continue misunderstanding like this. Let’s not say whether Xiaoqin is a girlfriend or a sister. Xiong Yaoyue and I should be regarded as just buddies. explain.
Gong Caicai used all her strength and shouted hoarsely.
Eunuch Cao was probably afraid that the squad leader would discover the miniature camera in his hand. In order to save his life, Eunuch Cao immediately took off his pants, revealing his two buttocks that were whiter than the moon - Damn it, I won't be admiring the moon on August 15th this year!
Hearing that there was someone hiding in the bushes, Gong Caicai hid behind the squad leader in fear.
Xiong Yaoyue actually remembered what she said to Gong Caicai when she was on the mountainside.
Eh? Why did you call uncle again? Xiao Ding from the Pet Hospital once said that when the "World of Warcraft" expansion pack was delayed many times, many "uncle gangs" appeared, saying that their uncles worked at Ninetowns and NetEase and knew the inside story... But which one was that? It’s the almanac of the year! Even if your uncle Gong Caicai works at NetEase, he still can't beat the tiger!
"You... when did you hide in?"
Xiong Yaoyue actually remembered what she said to Gong Caicai when she was on the mountainside.
So the husky took the position behind the squad leader with peace of mind. It only poked its head from the side of the squad leader's calf to see if there was a tiger in the bushes.
In the end, because I was too scared, it was not as loud as the sound of the stream.
Hearing that there was someone hiding in the bushes, Gong Caicai hid behind the squad leader in fear.
At least you have to work in Liangshanbo and go to Wusong in Jingyanggang! Could it be that Wu Song is your uncle
"Do you still need to ask? Master, you are smart in your life, but you were confused for a moment! Of course you have to confess your feelings! Take advantage of the squad leader's unstable mood, and take advantage of it! There is a witness like Gong Caicai next to you, so the effect will be even better. !”
But before I left, I looked out of the corner of my eye at the man who had already walked out of the bushes. The expression on my face seemed to be to confirm whether I was lying or not, and whether I had heard the conversation I had just had with Gong Caicai.
But before I left, I looked out of the corner of my eye at the man who had already walked out of the bushes. The expression on my face seemed to be to confirm whether I was lying or not, and whether I had heard the conversation I had just had with Gong Caicai.
I automatically imagined that the squad leader would introduce himself above in the tone of Wang Dachui from the popular online drama "Unexpectedly".
Eunuch Cao kept urging me from behind.
"Ah... it's not a tiger..." Gong Caicai was frightened just now, her legs became weak, and she collapsed on the pebbles by the river.
Well... let your uncle be your uncle, it's better than Wu Song being your uncle, otherwise your father would be Wu Dalang and your mother would be Pan Jinlian!
Gong Caicai used all her strength and shouted hoarsely.
When Gong Caicai said there might be a tiger in the bush, Obama immediately stopped calling.
I finally asked this question, and I was calm on the outside but very nervous on the inside, waiting for my answer.
Nima, the fake show was really done! Who told you to really poop here
"Who is it? Who is hiding in the bushes!"
Well... let your uncle be your uncle, it's better than Wu Song being your uncle, otherwise your father would be Wu Dalang and your mother would be Pan Jinlian!
I pretended to be disgusted with the smell, deliberately not responding to the monitor's gaze, and fanned myself hard under my nose.
Of course, the father may also be Ximen Qing...
"uncle… "
So the husky took the position behind the squad leader with peace of mind. It only poked its head from the side of the squad leader's calf to see if there was a tiger in the bushes.
Hearing that there was someone hiding in the bushes, Gong Caicai hid behind the squad leader in fear.
"Uncle...Uncle...Help!!"
At least you have to work in Liangshanbo and go to Wusong in Jingyanggang! Could it be that Wu Song is your uncle
Eunuch Cao raised his dog's head towards me in the bushes and said with a painful look on his face: "Master, can you bring me a piece of paper?"
But before I left, I looked out of the corner of my eye at the man who had already walked out of the bushes. The expression on my face seemed to be to confirm whether I was lying or not, and whether I had heard the conversation I had just had with Gong Caicai.
Obama suddenly stopped shouting.
Eunuch Cao snorted various constipation sounds from his nose.
"Don't be afraid, there won't be tigers in this mountain." The squad leader said calmly. She was not surprised that Gong Caicai was afraid that she would not make a sound, but as a quite large dog, Obama actually used himself as a shield, which really made her Never imagined.
"Disciple doesn't know! However, in order to defeat the squad leader, even if it is not a misunderstanding, it must be said to be a misunderstanding!"
Gong Caicai used all her strength and shouted hoarsely.
So the husky took the position behind the squad leader with peace of mind. It only poked its head from the side of the squad leader's calf to see if there was a tiger in the bushes.
After leaving Eunuch Cao in the bushes, I returned to the camp on the top of the mountain and found that the squad leader had fulfilled his promise and was feeding Obama roast beef.
Damn it, you've become a sperm! Are you scared after hearing that there might be a tiger? Not only did she stop shouting, but she also hid behind the squad leader like Gong Caicai! Do you want the squad leader to use flesh and blood to fight against the tiger for you
Obama suddenly stopped shouting.
I kicked Eunuch Cao, "Take it off quickly! Didn't you just say you should pull your pants up?"
Obama seems to be more obedient under the guidance of the squad leader than under Amy! The monitor didn't read that "Dog Breeding Manual" in vain!
"Squad leader, don't shoot, it's me!"
Hearing that there was someone hiding in the bushes, Gong Caicai hid behind the squad leader in fear.
In the end, because I was too scared, it was not as loud as the sound of the stream.
"Eunuch Cao can't hold it in any longer," I said, "and if you pull it under the roots of the tree, isn't it just a pile of natural fertilizer?"
"What do you want me to do?"
"Uncle...Uncle...Help!!"
Eh? Why did you call uncle again? Xiao Ding from the Pet Hospital once said that when the "World of Warcraft" expansion pack was delayed many times, many "uncle gangs" appeared, saying that their uncles worked at Ninetowns and NetEase and knew the inside story... But which one was that? It’s the almanac of the year! Even if your uncle Gong Caicai works at NetEase, he still can't beat the tiger!
"Play... wrinkle... beat..." Gong Caicai, who had no place to hide, uttered a single word like a code from her trembling lips.
It turned out to be a cry for help! If you are too timid, you can’t even call for help. If you are kidnapped by bad guys, they won’t even have to gag you!
"uncle… "
Damn it, you've become a sperm! Are you scared after hearing that there might be a tiger? Not only did she stop shouting, but she also hid behind the squad leader like Gong Caicai! Do you want the squad leader to use flesh and blood to fight against the tiger for you
"I just came over. Eunuch Cao wanted to poop and was afraid of snakes, so he begged me to come over and accompany him. Look - he hasn't taken off his pants yet!"
"Do you still need to ask? Master, you are smart in your life, but you were confused for a moment! Of course you have to confess your feelings! Take advantage of the squad leader's unstable mood, and take advantage of it! There is a witness like Gong Caicai next to you, so the effect will be even better. !”
Sure enough, you are not suitable to survive in this crisis-ridden society! Sure enough, magical girls are your only way out! Gong Caicai, you were born in the wrong dimension! Our world is at best a campus urban novel. You can only be the heroine in a magic fantasy novel!
Holy shit, are you going to transform into Madoka Magica? Unbeknownst to everyone, she signed a contract with an alien creature from the Scientific Happiness Sect and became a magical girl! It turns out that Professor Bai’s true identity is QB!
Holy shit, are you going to transform into Madoka Magica? Unbeknownst to everyone, she signed a contract with an alien creature from the Scientific Happiness Sect and became a magical girl! It turns out that Professor Bai’s true identity is QB!
"You make it sound like I really want to defeat the squad leader..."
For example, "Bala Bala Little Demon Fairy" or something...
A 2B dog breed like the Husky has no face to be ashamed of! And monitor, are you sure Obama can understand such complicated words
"Yes, it's a tiger! It must be a tiger coming to eat me!"
"Don't be afraid, there won't be tigers in this mountain." The squad leader said calmly. She was not surprised that Gong Caicai was afraid that she would not make a sound, but as a quite large dog, Obama actually used himself as a shield, which really made her Never imagined.
"Yes, it's a tiger! It must be a tiger coming to eat me!"
In the end, because I was too scared, it was not as loud as the sound of the stream.
Nima, the fake show was really done! Who told you to really poop here
"Yes, it's a tiger! It must be a tiger coming to eat me!"
"My name is Shusha. I never expected that there would be such a big dog..."
Eunuch Cao was probably afraid that the squad leader would discover the miniature camera in his hand. In order to save his life, Eunuch Cao immediately took off his pants, revealing his two buttocks that were whiter than the moon - Damn it, I won't be admiring the moon on August 15th this year!
"Do you still need to ask? Master, you are smart in your life, but you were confused for a moment! Of course you have to confess your feelings! Take advantage of the squad leader's unstable mood, and take advantage of it! There is a witness like Gong Caicai next to you, so the effect will be even better. !”
Seeing Xiong Yaoyue on the other side eating and drinking heartlessly, I felt that it was impossible for the squad leader to continue misunderstanding like this. Let’s not say whether Xiaoqin is a girlfriend or a sister. Xiong Yaoyue and I should be regarded as just buddies. explain.
Immediately looking at the direction where we were hiding with vigilance, Obama also took advantage of his strength, rushed forward a few steps, and stretched the dog leash in the squad leader's hand straight.
Damn it, you've become a sperm! Are you scared after hearing that there might be a tiger? Not only did she stop shouting, but she also hid behind the squad leader like Gong Caicai! Do you want the squad leader to use flesh and blood to fight against the tiger for you
"Master, why don't you understand? Girls like the monitor always say they don't want it, but their bodies are very honest!"
So the husky took the position behind the squad leader with peace of mind. It only poked its head from the side of the squad leader's calf to see if there was a tiger in the bushes.
"Do you still need to ask? Master, you are smart in your life, but you were confused for a moment! Of course you have to confess your feelings! Take advantage of the squad leader's unstable mood, and take advantage of it! There is a witness like Gong Caicai next to you, so the effect will be even better. !”
I automatically imagined that the squad leader would introduce himself above in the tone of Wang Dachui from the popular online drama "Unexpectedly".
"Eunuch Cao can't hold it in any longer," I said, "and if you pull it under the roots of the tree, isn't it just a pile of natural fertilizer?"
Eunuch Cao kept urging me from behind.
I pretended to be disgusted with the smell, deliberately not responding to the monitor's gaze, and fanned myself hard under my nose.
In the end, because I was too scared, it was not as loud as the sound of the stream.
Of course, the father may also be Ximen Qing...
Although there was a lot of noise outside, the squad leader still discovered the existence of our master and apprentice.
Eunuch Cao shrank his neck and the beer can passed by. He still said with a sinister smile on his face:
"Minibus," the monitor nicknamed Obama on his own initiative, "don't embarrass the husky. If you smell it with your nose, you will know that there are no tigers in the bushes. Be brave. I will feed you beef when you go back..."
I threw the crushed beer can at Eunuch Cao's head. Now I was too confused to care about protecting the natural environment.
I bit my lip fiercely, the piercing eyes seemed to be tearing out my flesh, and the hand holding the dog leash was trembling slightly.
"Hmm... drink... woo..."
A 2B dog breed like the Husky has no face to be ashamed of! And monitor, are you sure Obama can understand such complicated words
Eunuch Cao kept urging me from behind.
"Master, master, go quickly! This opportunity cannot be missed, and it will never come back!"
Immediately looking at the direction where we were hiding with vigilance, Obama also took advantage of his strength, rushed forward a few steps, and stretched the dog leash in the squad leader's hand straight.
I pretended to be disgusted with the smell, deliberately not responding to the monitor's gaze, and fanned myself hard under my nose.
Of course, the father may also be Ximen Qing...
Your sister actually understands it! Not only can I understand the word "tiger", but I can also understand such a long sentence! After being reminded by the squad leader, I put my nose out and sniffed the air. I found that there was no smell of big cats, and I immediately got excited! He stood in front of the squad leader again, with a majestic air of "Thousands of troops, who else but me?"
When Gong Caicai said there might be a tiger in the bush, Obama immediately stopped calling.
Of course, the father may also be Ximen Qing...
You are so awesome! Secondly, you have even forgotten your own instinct of smell, and just bought you with a piece of beef! Did the Three Hundred Spartan Warriors go to Thermopylae for roast beef
Hearing that there was someone hiding in the bushes, Gong Caicai hid behind the squad leader in fear.
When Gong Caicai said there might be a tiger in the bush, Obama immediately stopped calling.
"What a confession! Didn't you hear that everything the monitor said was hateful to me?"
You are so awesome! Secondly, you have even forgotten your own instinct of smell, and just bought you with a piece of beef! Did the Three Hundred Spartan Warriors go to Thermopylae for roast beef
So the husky took the position behind the squad leader with peace of mind. It only poked its head from the side of the squad leader's calf to see if there was a tiger in the bushes.
The squad leader immediately looked away and said angrily: "When we went up the mountain, didn't we find a public toilet? Although it is a bit old and it is a few minutes away from the top of the mountain, you should also go there to use the toilet!"
It turned out to be a cry for help! If you are too timid, you can’t even call for help. If you are kidnapped by bad guys, they won’t even have to gag you!
Hearing that there was someone hiding in the bushes, Gong Caicai hid behind the squad leader in fear.
Eunuch Cao was probably afraid that the squad leader would discover the miniature camera in his hand. In order to save his life, Eunuch Cao immediately took off his pants, revealing his two buttocks that were whiter than the moon - Damn it, I won't be admiring the moon on August 15th this year!
Although she is not wearing a police uniform, she looks like a policewoman with a police dog!
When the identity of the other party was unknown, the squad leader immediately returned to her usual calmness and severity. She loosened the dog leash half a turn around her hand and threatened.
Eunuch Cao rolled his thief eyes and said, "Master, don't you think so? A person like the squad leader who is usually independent and majestic, after being attacked by the master, not only has to show the attitude of a little bird, but also the justice of the past. The devil is still tossing and turning under the master... I can't do it just thinking about it, Yiku... "
I felt that if he didn't come out, the monitor might increase the risk (for example, give Obama a leg of lamb). If Obama got so greedy and rushed into the bushes to bite him, Eunuch Cao and I would be in trouble for the rest of our lives.
Of course, the father may also be Ximen Qing...
Eunuch Cao snorted various constipation sounds from his nose.
Of course, the father may also be Ximen Qing...
"Ah... it's not a tiger..." Gong Caicai was frightened just now, her legs became weak, and she collapsed on the pebbles by the river.
"Squad leader, don't shoot, it's me!"
Although she is not wearing a police uniform, she looks like a policewoman with a police dog!
I bit my lip fiercely, the piercing eyes seemed to be tearing out my flesh, and the hand holding the dog leash was trembling slightly.
Although there was a lot of noise outside, the squad leader still discovered the existence of our master and apprentice.
"What do you want me to do?"
Your sister actually understands it! Not only can I understand the word "tiger", but I can also understand such a long sentence! After being reminded by the squad leader, I put my nose out and sniffed the air. I found that there was no smell of big cats, and I immediately got excited! He stood in front of the squad leader again, with a majestic air of "Thousands of troops, who else but me?"
Well... let your uncle be your uncle, it's better than Wu Song being your uncle, otherwise your father would be Wu Dalang and your mother would be Pan Jinlian!
I raised my hand and popped up in the bushes. For some reason, I said "Don't release the dogs" instead of "Don't shoot." And the next sentence, "The Imperial Army asked me to bring you a message," almost blurted out.
"I just came over. Eunuch Cao wanted to poop and was afraid of snakes, so he begged me to come over and accompany him. Look - he hasn't taken off his pants yet!"
Stop suppressing your blushes and imitate the lines of AV actresses! I never thought of that step! Although the Iron-Blooded Lone Wolf has been wronged many times by the Demon of Justice for a long time, I have never thought about taking revenge like that! Why does it look like the plot of an H-comic, criminal ×× female police officer!
"I didn't bring any paper, let's use leaves!"
I bit my lip fiercely, the piercing eyes seemed to be tearing out my flesh, and the hand holding the dog leash was trembling slightly.
"Master, why don't you understand? Girls like the monitor always say they don't want it, but their bodies are very honest!"
On the way, he helped Gong Caicai, who was weak and weak, and the two of them and the dog returned to the camp on the top of the mountain.
Eunuch Cao shrank his neck and the beer can passed by. He still said with a sinister smile on his face:
A 2B dog breed like the Husky has no face to be ashamed of! And monitor, are you sure Obama can understand such complicated words
The monitor's face immediately flushed with embarrassment. The color echoed with the stream, almost forming a poem "The sun sets over the long river."
"Uncle...Uncle...Help!!"
In fact, I think Eunuch Cao himself is a pile of natural fertilizer and should be buried directly under the tree.
Holy shit, are you going to transform into Madoka Magica? Unbeknownst to everyone, she signed a contract with an alien creature from the Scientific Happiness Sect and became a magical girl! It turns out that Professor Bai’s true identity is QB!
Hearing that there was someone hiding in the bushes, Gong Caicai hid behind the squad leader in fear.
Nima, the fake show was really done! Who told you to really poop here
Your sister actually understands it! Not only can I understand the word "tiger", but I can also understand such a long sentence! After being reminded by the squad leader, I put my nose out and sniffed the air. I found that there was no smell of big cats, and I immediately got excited! He stood in front of the squad leader again, with a majestic air of "Thousands of troops, who else but me?"
I threw the crushed beer can at Eunuch Cao's head. Now I was too confused to care about protecting the natural environment.
I bit my lip fiercely, the piercing eyes seemed to be tearing out my flesh, and the hand holding the dog leash was trembling slightly.
I felt that if he didn't come out, the monitor might increase the risk (for example, give Obama a leg of lamb). If Obama got so greedy and rushed into the bushes to bite him, Eunuch Cao and I would be in trouble for the rest of our lives.
"You make it sound like I really want to defeat the squad leader..."
So I coughed and pointed at Eunuch Cao behind me, who was lowering his head as much as possible, trying to get through.
I thought about it carefully. If I hid in the bushes from the beginning and listened to all the conversation between the monitor and the others, it would not only appear that I was not a gentleman, but would also make the monitor extremely embarrassed.
Gong Caicai used all her strength and shouted hoarsely.
"You... when did you hide in?"
Xiong Yaoyue actually remembered what she said to Gong Caicai when she was on the mountainside.
I finally asked this question, and I was calm on the outside but very nervous on the inside, waiting for my answer.
"You... when did you hide in?"
"What a confession! Didn't you hear that everything the monitor said was hateful to me?"
"What do you want me to do?"
"Squad leader, don't shoot, it's me!"
You are so awesome! Secondly, you have even forgotten your own instinct of smell, and just bought you with a piece of beef! Did the Three Hundred Spartan Warriors go to Thermopylae for roast beef
I felt that if he didn't come out, the monitor might increase the risk (for example, give Obama a leg of lamb). If Obama got so greedy and rushed into the bushes to bite him, Eunuch Cao and I would be in trouble for the rest of our lives.
I finally asked this question, and I was calm on the outside but very nervous on the inside, waiting for my answer.
"You... when did you hide in?"
Obama suddenly stopped shouting.
Obama seems to be more obedient under the guidance of the squad leader than under Amy! The monitor didn't read that "Dog Breeding Manual" in vain!
"Ah... it's not a tiger..." Gong Caicai was frightened just now, her legs became weak, and she collapsed on the pebbles by the river.
Eunuch Cao kept urging me from behind.
Of course, the father may also be Ximen Qing...
In fact, I think Eunuch Cao himself is a pile of natural fertilizer and should be buried directly under the tree.
I thought about it carefully. If I hid in the bushes from the beginning and listened to all the conversation between the monitor and the others, it would not only appear that I was not a gentleman, but would also make the monitor extremely embarrassed.
"You... when did you hide in?"
"What a confession! Didn't you hear that everything the monitor said was hateful to me?"
When Gong Caicai said there might be a tiger in the bush, Obama immediately stopped calling.
I thought about it carefully. If I hid in the bushes from the beginning and listened to all the conversation between the monitor and the others, it would not only appear that I was not a gentleman, but would also make the monitor extremely embarrassed.
"Don't be afraid, there won't be tigers in this mountain." The squad leader said calmly. She was not surprised that Gong Caicai was afraid that she would not make a sound, but as a quite large dog, Obama actually used himself as a shield, which really made her Never imagined.
So I coughed and pointed at Eunuch Cao behind me, who was lowering his head as much as possible, trying to get through.
At least you have to work in Liangshanbo and go to Wusong in Jingyanggang! Could it be that Wu Song is your uncle
Although she is not wearing a police uniform, she looks like a policewoman with a police dog!
When the identity of the other party was unknown, the squad leader immediately returned to her usual calmness and severity. She loosened the dog leash half a turn around her hand and threatened.
"Hmm... drink... woo..."
"I just came over. Eunuch Cao wanted to poop and was afraid of snakes, so he begged me to come over and accompany him. Look - he hasn't taken off his pants yet!"
Eunuch Cao rolled his thief eyes and said, "Master, don't you think so? A person like the squad leader who is usually independent and majestic, after being attacked by the master, not only has to show the attitude of a little bird, but also the justice of the past. The devil is still tossing and turning under the master... I can't do it just thinking about it, Yiku... "
Damn it, you've become a sperm! Are you scared after hearing that there might be a tiger? Not only did she stop shouting, but she also hid behind the squad leader like Gong Caicai! Do you want the squad leader to use flesh and blood to fight against the tiger for you
Sure enough, dogs can’t change their habit of eating shit!
"Eh? How do you know that the squad leader misunderstood me?" Xiaoqin and I were hooked together because of the zipper, and when we were rubbing together, Eunuch Cao was not around.
I automatically imagined that the squad leader would introduce himself above in the tone of Wang Dachui from the popular online drama "Unexpectedly".
The monitor's face immediately flushed with embarrassment. The color echoed with the stream, almost forming a poem "The sun sets over the long river."
The class monitor had a disgusted expression on his face. That was natural. Which girl would like to watch boys (especially Eunuch Cao, the best guy) poop
"Master, master, go quickly! This opportunity cannot be missed, and it will never come back!"
After leaving Eunuch Cao in the bushes, I returned to the camp on the top of the mountain and found that the squad leader had fulfilled his promise and was feeding Obama roast beef.
I pretended to be disgusted with the smell, deliberately not responding to the monitor's gaze, and fanned myself hard under my nose.
His expression seemed cheerful, but his eyes were as lonely as snow. Whenever he accidentally made eye contact with me, he immediately turned away, with a rare look of resentment.
"I didn't bring any paper, let's use leaves!"
I thought about it carefully. If I hid in the bushes from the beginning and listened to all the conversation between the monitor and the others, it would not only appear that I was not a gentleman, but would also make the monitor extremely embarrassed.
I kicked Eunuch Cao, "Take it off quickly! Didn't you just say you should pull your pants up?"
So the husky took the position behind the squad leader with peace of mind. It only poked its head from the side of the squad leader's calf to see if there was a tiger in the bushes.
In the end, because I was too scared, it was not as loud as the sound of the stream.
"Squad leader, don't shoot, it's me!"
Hearing that there was someone hiding in the bushes, Gong Caicai hid behind the squad leader in fear.
The squad leader covered his nose and led Obama away, but Obama looked very interested.
"I didn't bring any paper, let's use leaves!"
It turned out to be a cry for help! If you are too timid, you can’t even call for help. If you are kidnapped by bad guys, they won’t even have to gag you!
Eunuch Cao raised his dog's head towards me in the bushes and said with a painful look on his face: "Master, can you bring me a piece of paper?"
Eunuch Cao was probably afraid that the squad leader would discover the miniature camera in his hand. In order to save his life, Eunuch Cao immediately took off his pants, revealing his two buttocks that were whiter than the moon - Damn it, I won't be admiring the moon on August 15th this year!
Nima, the fake show was really done! Who told you to really poop here
"Minibus," the monitor nicknamed Obama on his own initiative, "don't embarrass the husky. If you smell it with your nose, you will know that there are no tigers in the bushes. Be brave. I will feed you beef when you go back..."
So I coughed and pointed at Eunuch Cao behind me, who was lowering his head as much as possible, trying to get through.
His expression seemed cheerful, but his eyes were as lonely as snow. Whenever he accidentally made eye contact with me, he immediately turned away, with a rare look of resentment.
The squad leader was not a loudspeaker, and there wasn't much room behind him. Obama thought Gong Caicai was in the way, so he yelled twice, scaring Gong Caicai away.
Eh? Why did you call uncle again? Xiao Ding from the Pet Hospital once said that when the "World of Warcraft" expansion pack was delayed many times, many "uncle gangs" appeared, saying that their uncles worked at Ninetowns and NetEase and knew the inside story... But which one was that? It’s the almanac of the year! Even if your uncle Gong Caicai works at NetEase, he still can't beat the tiger!
"Hmm... drink... woo..."
"What a confession! Didn't you hear that everything the monitor said was hateful to me?"
Obama suddenly stopped shouting.
"Minibus," the monitor nicknamed Obama on his own initiative, "don't embarrass the husky. If you smell it with your nose, you will know that there are no tigers in the bushes. Be brave. I will feed you beef when you go back..."
Eunuch Cao snorted various constipation sounds from his nose.
When Gong Caicai said there might be a tiger in the bush, Obama immediately stopped calling.
"Master, why don't you understand? Girls like the monitor always say they don't want it, but their bodies are very honest!"
"I didn't bring any paper, let's use leaves!"
"Uncle...Uncle...Help!!"
The squad leader immediately looked away and said angrily: "When we went up the mountain, didn't we find a public toilet? Although it is a bit old and it is a few minutes away from the top of the mountain, you should also go there to use the toilet!"
When Gong Caicai said there might be a tiger in the bush, Obama immediately stopped calling.
The class monitor had a disgusted expression on his face. That was natural. Which girl would like to watch boys (especially Eunuch Cao, the best guy) poop
"Do you still need to ask? Master, you are smart in your life, but you were confused for a moment! Of course you have to confess your feelings! Take advantage of the squad leader's unstable mood, and take advantage of it! There is a witness like Gong Caicai next to you, so the effect will be even better. !”
"Eunuch Cao can't hold it in any longer," I said, "and if you pull it under the roots of the tree, isn't it just a pile of natural fertilizer?"
Eunuch Cao snorted various constipation sounds from his nose.
I raised my hand and popped up in the bushes. For some reason, I said "Don't release the dogs" instead of "Don't shoot." And the next sentence, "The Imperial Army asked me to bring you a message," almost blurted out.
"Yes, it's a tiger! It must be a tiger coming to eat me!"
Eunuch Cao kept urging me from behind.
Eh? Why did you call uncle again? Xiao Ding from the Pet Hospital once said that when the "World of Warcraft" expansion pack was delayed many times, many "uncle gangs" appeared, saying that their uncles worked at Ninetowns and NetEase and knew the inside story... But which one was that? It’s the almanac of the year! Even if your uncle Gong Caicai works at NetEase, he still can't beat the tiger!
When Gong Caicai said there might be a tiger in the bush, Obama immediately stopped calling.
"Uncle...Uncle...Help!!"
In fact, I think Eunuch Cao himself is a pile of natural fertilizer and should be buried directly under the tree.
I bit my lip fiercely, the piercing eyes seemed to be tearing out my flesh, and the hand holding the dog leash was trembling slightly.
Immediately looking at the direction where we were hiding with vigilance, Obama also took advantage of his strength, rushed forward a few steps, and stretched the dog leash in the squad leader's hand straight.
"Master, why don't you understand? Girls like the monitor always say they don't want it, but their bodies are very honest!"
I automatically imagined that the squad leader would introduce himself above in the tone of Wang Dachui from the popular online drama "Unexpectedly".
"Master, master, go quickly! This opportunity cannot be missed, and it will never come back!"
Sure enough, you are not suitable to survive in this crisis-ridden society! Sure enough, magical girls are your only way out! Gong Caicai, you were born in the wrong dimension! Our world is at best a campus urban novel. You can only be the heroine in a magic fantasy novel!
"You... when did you hide in?"
The squad leader covered his nose and led Obama away, but Obama looked very interested.
You are so awesome! Secondly, you have even forgotten your own instinct of smell, and just bought you with a piece of beef! Did the Three Hundred Spartan Warriors go to Thermopylae for roast beef
Eh? Why did you call uncle again? Xiao Ding from the Pet Hospital once said that when the "World of Warcraft" expansion pack was delayed many times, many "uncle gangs" appeared, saying that their uncles worked at Ninetowns and NetEase and knew the inside story... But which one was that? It’s the almanac of the year! Even if your uncle Gong Caicai works at NetEase, he still can't beat the tiger!
Eunuch Cao kept urging me from behind.
A 2B dog breed like the Husky has no face to be ashamed of! And monitor, are you sure Obama can understand such complicated words
Holy shit, are you going to transform into Madoka Magica? Unbeknownst to everyone, she signed a contract with an alien creature from the Scientific Happiness Sect and became a magical girl! It turns out that Professor Bai’s true identity is QB!
"Come out right away! Otherwise I will let the dogs bite you!"
So I coughed and pointed at Eunuch Cao behind me, who was lowering his head as much as possible, trying to get through.
On the way, he helped Gong Caicai, who was weak and weak, and the two of them and the dog returned to the camp on the top of the mountain.
Sure enough, dogs can’t change their habit of eating shit!
"What a confession! Didn't you hear that everything the monitor said was hateful to me?"
When Gong Caicai said there might be a tiger in the bush, Obama immediately stopped calling.
"Master, master, go quickly! This opportunity cannot be missed, and it will never come back!"
When Gong Caicai said there might be a tiger in the bush, Obama immediately stopped calling.
Sure enough, you are not suitable to survive in this crisis-ridden society! Sure enough, magical girls are your only way out! Gong Caicai, you were born in the wrong dimension! Our world is at best a campus urban novel. You can only be the heroine in a magic fantasy novel!
Xiong Yaoyue actually remembered what she said to Gong Caicai when she was on the mountainside.
Although she is not wearing a police uniform, she looks like a policewoman with a police dog!
Immediately looking at the direction where we were hiding with vigilance, Obama also took advantage of his strength, rushed forward a few steps, and stretched the dog leash in the squad leader's hand straight.
On the way, he helped Gong Caicai, who was weak and weak, and the two of them and the dog returned to the camp on the top of the mountain.
The class monitor had a disgusted expression on his face. That was natural. Which girl would like to watch boys (especially Eunuch Cao, the best guy) poop
I thought about it carefully. If I hid in the bushes from the beginning and listened to all the conversation between the monitor and the others, it would not only appear that I was not a gentleman, but would also make the monitor extremely embarrassed.
But before I left, I looked out of the corner of my eye at the man who had already walked out of the bushes. The expression on my face seemed to be to confirm whether I was lying or not, and whether I had heard the conversation I had just had with Gong Caicai.
"Master, master, go quickly! This opportunity cannot be missed, and it will never come back!"
Xiong Yaoyue actually remembered what she said to Gong Caicai when she was on the mountainside.
I thought about it carefully. If I hid in the bushes from the beginning and listened to all the conversation between the monitor and the others, it would not only appear that I was not a gentleman, but would also make the monitor extremely embarrassed.
The class monitor had a disgusted expression on his face. That was natural. Which girl would like to watch boys (especially Eunuch Cao, the best guy) poop
Eh? Why did you call uncle again? Xiao Ding from the Pet Hospital once said that when the "World of Warcraft" expansion pack was delayed many times, many "uncle gangs" appeared, saying that their uncles worked at Ninetowns and NetEase and knew the inside story... But which one was that? It’s the almanac of the year! Even if your uncle Gong Caicai works at NetEase, he still can't beat the tiger!
But before I left, I looked out of the corner of my eye at the man who had already walked out of the bushes. The expression on my face seemed to be to confirm whether I was lying or not, and whether I had heard the conversation I had just had with Gong Caicai.
"What a confession! Didn't you hear that everything the monitor said was hateful to me?"
"Who is it? Who is hiding in the bushes!"
"Hmm... drink... woo..."
Eunuch Cao snorted various constipation sounds from his nose.
Obama suddenly stopped shouting.
I pretended to be disgusted with the smell, deliberately not responding to the monitor's gaze, and fanned myself hard under my nose.
I thought about it carefully. If I hid in the bushes from the beginning and listened to all the conversation between the monitor and the others, it would not only appear that I was not a gentleman, but would also make the monitor extremely embarrassed.
The monitor's face immediately flushed with embarrassment. The color echoed with the stream, almost forming a poem "The sun sets over the long river."
But before I left, I looked out of the corner of my eye at the man who had already walked out of the bushes. The expression on my face seemed to be to confirm whether I was lying or not, and whether I had heard the conversation I had just had with Gong Caicai.
The squad leader turned around three times and left with deep suspicion.
"I didn't bring any paper, let's use leaves!"
Immediately looking at the direction where we were hiding with vigilance, Obama also took advantage of his strength, rushed forward a few steps, and stretched the dog leash in the squad leader's hand straight.
The monitor's face immediately flushed with embarrassment. The color echoed with the stream, almost forming a poem "The sun sets over the long river."
I took a long breath, thinking that I had finally overcome the crisis at hand, but found that at some point, the stench I pretended to smell really appeared under my nose.
"I just came over. Eunuch Cao wanted to poop and was afraid of snakes, so he begged me to come over and accompany him. Look - he hasn't taken off his pants yet!"
I automatically imagined that the squad leader would introduce himself above in the tone of Wang Dachui from the popular online drama "Unexpectedly".
"Disciple doesn't know! However, in order to defeat the squad leader, even if it is not a misunderstanding, it must be said to be a misunderstanding!"
When Gong Caicai said there might be a tiger in the bush, Obama immediately stopped calling.
When the identity of the other party was unknown, the squad leader immediately returned to her usual calmness and severity. She loosened the dog leash half a turn around her hand and threatened.
The class monitor had a disgusted expression on his face. That was natural. Which girl would like to watch boys (especially Eunuch Cao, the best guy) poop
Obama suddenly stopped shouting.
Eunuch Cao raised his dog's head towards me in the bushes and said with a painful look on his face: "Master, can you bring me a piece of paper?"
For example, "Bala Bala Little Demon Fairy" or something...
"Yes, it's a tiger! It must be a tiger coming to eat me!"
Immediately looking at the direction where we were hiding with vigilance, Obama also took advantage of his strength, rushed forward a few steps, and stretched the dog leash in the squad leader's hand straight.
Your sister actually understands it! Not only can I understand the word "tiger", but I can also understand such a long sentence! After being reminded by the squad leader, I put my nose out and sniffed the air. I found that there was no smell of big cats, and I immediately got excited! He stood in front of the squad leader again, with a majestic air of "Thousands of troops, who else but me?"
I automatically imagined that the squad leader would introduce himself above in the tone of Wang Dachui from the popular online drama "Unexpectedly".
Of course, the father may also be Ximen Qing...
So the husky took the position behind the squad leader with peace of mind. It only poked its head from the side of the squad leader's calf to see if there was a tiger in the bushes.
Nima, the fake show was really done! Who told you to really poop here
Stop suppressing your blushes and imitate the lines of AV actresses! I never thought of that step! Although the Iron-Blooded Lone Wolf has been wronged many times by the Demon of Justice for a long time, I have never thought about taking revenge like that! Why does it look like the plot of an H-comic, criminal ×× female police officer!
I took a long breath, thinking that I had finally overcome the crisis at hand, but found that at some point, the stench I pretended to smell really appeared under my nose.
"Disciple doesn't know! However, in order to defeat the squad leader, even if it is not a misunderstanding, it must be said to be a misunderstanding!"
"It's not my fault," Eunuch Cao said aggrievedly, "I just ate a lot, master, and you asked me to squat here. As soon as I took off my pants, I felt like it. What can I do?"
Your sister actually understands it! Not only can I understand the word "tiger", but I can also understand such a long sentence! After being reminded by the squad leader, I put my nose out and sniffed the air. I found that there was no smell of big cats, and I immediately got excited! He stood in front of the squad leader again, with a majestic air of "Thousands of troops, who else but me?"
I raised my hand and popped up in the bushes. For some reason, I said "Don't release the dogs" instead of "Don't shoot." And the next sentence, "The Imperial Army asked me to bring you a message," almost blurted out.
"Play... wrinkle... beat..." Gong Caicai, who had no place to hide, uttered a single word like a code from her trembling lips.
"Minibus," the monitor nicknamed Obama on his own initiative, "don't embarrass the husky. If you smell it with your nose, you will know that there are no tigers in the bushes. Be brave. I will feed you beef when you go back..."
"It's not my fault," Eunuch Cao said aggrievedly, "I just ate a lot, master, and you asked me to squat here. As soon as I took off my pants, I felt like it. What can I do?"
Xiong Yaoyue actually remembered what she said to Gong Caicai when she was on the mountainside.
I bit my lip fiercely, the piercing eyes seemed to be tearing out my flesh, and the hand holding the dog leash was trembling slightly.
"You... when did you hide in?"
You are so awesome! Secondly, you have even forgotten your own instinct of smell, and just bought you with a piece of beef! Did the Three Hundred Spartan Warriors go to Thermopylae for roast beef
"I didn't bring any paper, let's use leaves!"
"Who is it? Who is hiding in the bushes!"
Obama suddenly stopped shouting.
Sure enough, dogs can’t change their habit of eating shit!
Eunuch Cao shrank his neck and the beer can passed by. He still said with a sinister smile on his face:
But before I left, I looked out of the corner of my eye at the man who had already walked out of the bushes. The expression on my face seemed to be to confirm whether I was lying or not, and whether I had heard the conversation I had just had with Gong Caicai.
Immediately looking at the direction where we were hiding with vigilance, Obama also took advantage of his strength, rushed forward a few steps, and stretched the dog leash in the squad leader's hand straight.
I kicked Eunuch Cao, "Take it off quickly! Didn't you just say you should pull your pants up?"
Eunuch Cao rolled his thief eyes and said, "Master, don't you think so? A person like the squad leader who is usually independent and majestic, after being attacked by the master, not only has to show the attitude of a little bird, but also the justice of the past. The devil is still tossing and turning under the master... I can't do it just thinking about it, Yiku... "
After leaving Eunuch Cao in the bushes, I returned to the camp on the top of the mountain and found that the squad leader had fulfilled his promise and was feeding Obama roast beef.
"Eh? How do you know that the squad leader misunderstood me?" Xiaoqin and I were hooked together because of the zipper, and when we were rubbing together, Eunuch Cao was not around.
Obama seems to be more obedient under the guidance of the squad leader than under Amy! The monitor didn't read that "Dog Breeding Manual" in vain!
Holy shit, are you going to transform into Madoka Magica? Unbeknownst to everyone, she signed a contract with an alien creature from the Scientific Happiness Sect and became a magical girl! It turns out that Professor Bai’s true identity is QB!
In the end, because I was too scared, it was not as loud as the sound of the stream.
After leaving Eunuch Cao in the bushes, I returned to the camp on the top of the mountain and found that the squad leader had fulfilled his promise and was feeding Obama roast beef.
"You make it sound like I really want to defeat the squad leader..."
His expression seemed cheerful, but his eyes were as lonely as snow. Whenever he accidentally made eye contact with me, he immediately turned away, with a rare look of resentment.
Immediately looking at the direction where we were hiding with vigilance, Obama also took advantage of his strength, rushed forward a few steps, and stretched the dog leash in the squad leader's hand straight.
"Play... wrinkle... beat..." Gong Caicai, who had no place to hide, uttered a single word like a code from her trembling lips.
"Squad leader, don't shoot, it's me!"
Sure enough, dogs can’t change their habit of eating shit!
Sure enough, dogs can’t change their habit of eating shit!
Seeing me glaring at him, he quickly changed his words and said: "Anyway, based on my many years of experience playing H-GAME, Master, please go out now and boldly give the monitor a hug in front of Gong Caicai and explain the misunderstanding. With a few disgusting words, the squad leader basically fell!"
Seeing Xiong Yaoyue on the other side eating and drinking heartlessly, I felt that it was impossible for the squad leader to continue misunderstanding like this. Let’s not say whether Xiaoqin is a girlfriend or a sister. Xiong Yaoyue and I should be regarded as just buddies. explain.
Seeing me glaring at him, he quickly changed his words and said: "Anyway, based on my many years of experience playing H-GAME, Master, please go out now and boldly give the monitor a hug in front of Gong Caicai and explain the misunderstanding. With a few disgusting words, the squad leader basically fell!"
Of course, the father may also be Ximen Qing...
"Yes, it's a tiger! It must be a tiger coming to eat me!"
It turned out to be a cry for help! If you are too timid, you can’t even call for help. If you are kidnapped by bad guys, they won’t even have to gag you!
The squad leader was not a loudspeaker, and there wasn't much room behind him. Obama thought Gong Caicai was in the way, so he yelled twice, scaring Gong Caicai away.
Seeing me glaring at him, he quickly changed his words and said: "Anyway, based on my many years of experience playing H-GAME, Master, please go out now and boldly give the monitor a hug in front of Gong Caicai and explain the misunderstanding. With a few disgusting words, the squad leader basically fell!"
"Uncle...Uncle...Help!!"
I kicked Eunuch Cao, "Take it off quickly! Didn't you just say you should pull your pants up?"