The squad leader turned around and left with a fooled expression on his face.
"Who?" The squad leader, who was already in a bad mood, immediately became stern.
In addition, I also took a pack of handkerchiefs from the public beverage area, so that if Eunuch Cao insists on wiping his butt with leaves, I can give him some.
Or...beer cans buried under poop? Then I can't continue searching anyway, let it be buried in the long river of history...
I led the way, and the squad leader held Obama, who was always on his side, and we soon returned to the creek.
"That's not good! We need to find a way quickly!" Xiong Yaoyue saw the lemon juice she squeezed out on the picnic mat. She had an idea and immediately picked it up and poured it into her mouth, gargling it as hard as she could.
On the other hand, the squad leader, whose facial features were particularly sharp, never lowered his right hand from his nose.
The squad leader's loyal dog team, headed by Niu Shili, immediately took action and found empty beer cans in Xu Lijun's backpack. Xu Lijun had to admit his mistake and begged the squad leader not to complain to his parents.
"Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮You have today too!" the monitor said, looking at the ugly object with disdain.
"But, in that case..." Xiaoqin held her face with one hand, pretending to be worried and scared, "In that case, classmate Ye Lin will slap me!"
Lemon juice is so sour, maybe I can’t stand it either? What's more, the two pairs of tiger teeth in Xiong Yaoyue's mouth... cutting out the wound and then pouring lemon juice into it must be complete torture!
When Xiong Yaoyue saw Xu Lijun being arrested, she quickly looked at Xiao Qin's face, exhaled "ha" and asked, "How is it? Does there smell of alcohol in my mouth?"
"Oh my god, Ye Lin is really perverted." Xiong Yaoyue commented, "Fortunately he is not my boyfriend."
I plan to sell Eunuch Cao.
I walked around the camp without any embarrassment, trying to find an opportunity to ask the squad leader out for a chat, but I didn't get the chance.
Observing carefully, I saw traces of artificial accumulation of fallen leaves on the ground. It seemed that Eunuch Cao not only wiped his butt with leaves, but also carefully buried his own feces like a small animal, for fear of being discovered by large hunters.
Moreover, I also stopped by to see if Eunuch Cao was bitten by a poisonous snake. If he died, we, master and disciple, would collect his body or something.
Xiong Yaoyue was not squeezing lemon juice at this time. She was eating roasted kidneys with her head down. After hearing Xiao Qin's words, she suddenly raised her head and asked in surprise: "Salty? Have you licked him?"
"Next time Ye Lin forces you to lick him, bite him on purpose!"
No, if you think about it carefully, not even once! To be honest, it was the only time in my dream that it happened!
"I understand!" Xiong Yaoyue was furious, "Ye Lin must be watching Japanese porn movies! This piece of shit! He thinks his junk stuff tastes good!"
"It's good if you can eat spicy food," Xiong Yaoyue lowered her voice and whispered to Xiao Qin, "Next time if Ye Lin forces you again, you should do it first..."
Don’t watch it if you’re angry! You, a girl, are watching porn movies in an Internet cafe with great fanfare, and all the men in the Internet cafe have to turn their heads to look at you!
Also, why hasn’t Eunuch Cao come back yet? You won't really encounter a snake and be bitten to death on your own poop, right
As an underage girl, you are not qualified to call others perverts when you watch pornographic movies downloaded to your hard drive in an Internet cafe!
What nonsense! There is no such thing! And how do you know what we said in the QQ group at noon yesterday? Sure enough, you are the real screen peeper, staring at everyone (especially my profile picture), giggling and drooling at the same time!
Even if Eunuch Cao was swallowed by a python, the python wouldn't be interested in his poop, right? A python that even eats feces is suffering from snake essence disease.
"Who's drinking beer? You tell me!" The monitor couldn't help but become impatient when he saw that there was no one here and there were no beer cans thrown on the ground.
It's all my fault that Xiong Yaoyue gave Xiaoqin the idea of eating chili peppers. Now when I see a girl rinsing her mouth, why do I think that way
Rarely, he lowered the food in his hand and patted Xiao Qin's shoulder with his other hand.
"No... I didn't drink Yanjing beer!" Xu Lijun was frightened by the squad leader's vindictive spirit of justice, and even explained the brand and type.
So I walked up to the squad leader openly and gestured behind me with my left thumb.
Based on my memory, I pushed aside the bushes and looked inside, but there was no trace of Eunuch Cao at all, and even his stool was gone.
"Bah!" Xiong Yaoyue spat hard on the ground, "If it weren't for your face, Xiaoqin, I would cut off the two ounces of flesh from Ye Lin's lower body and feed it to the dogs right now!"
And that’s not the real me, but the one who was educated and raised by Ai Shuqiao, Ai Lin! He will definitely have an affair with Amy's brother and sister, and then get all the female students in No. 28 Middle School pregnant. He is an inhumane and crazy guy!
You're shy, sister! You must be hiding under the straw hat and laughing! Don't spread weird remarks about me! When did I force you to lick my body? Where are "here" and "there"
But don’t think that I care about my apprentice! I am looking at the face of his father, Director Cao. As for Director Cao’s face, I am looking at my father’s face.
"Ye Lin must have learned it from those movies, Xiaoqin, you can't be too spoiled to him..."
No matter what his purpose was, this behavior was worthy of commendation. After doing this, even the odor in the air was very weak, and I couldn't smell it even if I had a slight rhinitis.
At this time, the squad leader accidentally discovered that Xu Lijun, who came over to ask for skewers, smelled of alcohol when he opened and closed his mouth, so he sternly asked him if he had drunk alcohol secretly.
Really, the beer can was also taken away by Eunuch Cao. I really don’t know when he became so environmentally friendly.
When Xiaoqin saw that I didn't go back to protect her from eating seafood, but kept looking towards the monitor, she couldn't help complaining: "Ye Lin is so free!"
I don’t know the consequences of being bitten by Xiaoqin, but if bitten by Xiong Yaoyue, it will definitely be fatal!
"It's okay. Although I don't dare to eat the Indian ghost pepper that my mother brought back, it is still spicier than classmate Ye Lin..."
Laugh at your sister! Don't think that I don't know what bad idea Xiong Yaoyue has! I won't be fooled! Every time I will check it in advance and ask you to rinse your mouth if there is any difference!
Wait, what am I thinking about? When did I start to have bad feelings towards Xiong Yaoyue? If this continues, I will really become Ai Lin.
Obama rushed into the bushes, as if he was deliberately "hunting for treasure". The squad leader knew it well and held on to the dog leash tightly.
Feed it to Obama? Don't feed the squad leader's (pseudo) battle pet strange things! The squad leader might recognize it, it turns out to be part of my body!
I took the squad leader back to the bushes to have a look, corrected the empty beer can I left nearby, and then framed it and said it was Eunuch Cao who drank it.
It seems that having too sharp senses is not always a good thing.
It was a close call. Fortunately, I threw the empty beer can next to Eunuch Cao’s poop. No one should go near the poop, right
He even turned around to find my position and glared at me fiercely.
"Ah! The kidney fell off!" Xiong Yaoyue, who only discovered it at this time, hurriedly bent down to pick up the kidney, blew the dust away, put it in her mouth and continued to eat.
"There's nothing here. Why are you lying to me? I'm leaving!"
The monitor shuddered, turned his face in shock, and looked back at me.
"Eunuch Cao! Cao Jingshen! Traitor! Are you dead?" I called him loudly, but there was no response.
"Squad leader, I know there is someone drinking beer secretly. Do you want to go with me to catch him?"
"Wait!" In panic, I reached out and grabbed the squad leader's smooth arm, and held on tightly because I was afraid that she would run away.
Xu Lijun begged hard, but in the end the squad leader let him go and ordered him to be responsible for picking up garbage to make up for his mistakes. Xu Lijun had no choice but to agree.
"How dare he!" Xiong Yaoyue jumped up from the picnic mat angrily, and her half-eaten kidney fell onto the grass. "If he grows up to be so virtuous, it would be great if a girl is willing to follow him! How dare he do domestic violence? "
After a while, he said again: "But when I was watching porn movies in the Internet cafe..."
"It doesn't taste good at all! It's so salty!" Xiao Qin was afraid that the world would be in chaos, so she made up lies with 12% of her grievances and a hundred times more exaggeration, "Ye Lin also said every time: 'Come on. Let's eat my brother's big popsicle... '"
After taking a bite, I was suddenly inspired and asked Xiaoqin with a smile: "Can you eat chili?"
"Whether it's a Japanese pornographic film or a European and American pornographic film, the part where a woman licks a man is always indispensable. It's so infuriating to watch!"
Then he held Xiaoqin's shoulders with both hands and said with great enthusiasm: "If this bastard Ye Lin dares to bully you again, come here and tell Sister Winnie that I won't spare him even if he is a brother!"
Anyway, Eunuch Cao didn’t dare to expose my lies to my face. Moreover, he hid in the bushes and secretly photographed girls’ buttocks. He deserved what he deserved.
"￣3￣Yes!" Xiaoqin followed Xiong Yaoyue's misunderstanding and continued with a smile, "Landicious classmate Ye Lin likes to be licked by others the most, and always forces me. I had no choice but to agree. I also licked here and there. I also licked it..."
Ai Shuqiao's current purpose is to train me to be that kind of person, because she thinks it's more interesting to do that, so she didn't kill me immediately!
Seeing Xu Lijun sighing and picking up garbage in the camp, I suddenly thought of a way to be alone with the squad leader.
As he spoke, he became shy and lowered his straw hat to cover his red cheeks.
As for Teacher Yu, who is very close at hand, he is savoring the taste of baked tofu skin, and at the same time looking at the mountains in the distance, his mind is wandering. I am afraid that even if the students in his class set fire to the mountains, they will have to wait until they burn their buttocks. , can be discovered.
"Why is it here again..." The monitor subconsciously covered his nose.
"Sister Winnie, thank you so much..." Xiaoqin took advantage of her and continued to make up lies while wiping the tears from the corners of her eyes, "You don't know, classmate Ye Lin is going too far. Yesterday you were discussing wild things in the class group. Regarding traveling, I was forced to kneel under his desk and give him... "
Xiaoqin giggled.
"Yes, yes! It's so heavy!"
As he spoke, he showed off the little tiger teeth in his mouth, which made me tremble.
Who said that! This is what you heard when you "study hard on your own" online! And the word "brother" has an extra impact on me! Regardless of whether they are real girls or step sisters, there is no way I can feed them big popsicles! There are obviously other cold drinks in the refrigerator to relieve the heat!