Even if Xiaoqin needs beer, she can pass a small note to Eunuch Cao to buy it. If she can't find Eunuch Cao, there's no big problem in buying it herself.
Suddenly you want to give it back to me? What is Xiaoqin's idea
When I get drunk, I will become a good old man, and Xiaoqin can do whatever he wants to me!
Speaking of which, the conditions of the hotel attached to the special education school are indeed not very good. There is no air conditioning on hot days, and only a half-sized fan on the table can relieve the heat.
"Hmph, let's forget it, classmate Ye Lin." Xiao Qin rarely put the score in front of me, "Anyway, I like this Swiss Army Knife quite a lot, so I'll keep it and pass it on to future generations!"
As fast as lightning, I grabbed the Swiss Army Knife in my hand and checked it over and over.
"Only berries are useless," I said with a guilty conscience. "Even if you don't add those barbecued meats and vegetables, you should add beer. Beer may be the most important ingredient..."
That purple color that I mistakenly thought came from the purple berries was the food coloring Zhuangni put in it!
"No!" I refused vigilantly, "Why did you come to me if you weren't sleeping in the same room with Pooh in the middle of the night!"
More importantly, what if the blue morpho butterfly worth $500,000 lands on Xiao Qin’s straw hat again and I can’t catch it because of lack of sleep
The excitement of reclaiming the Centurion Swiss Army Knife diminished my ability to reason logically.
After Amy heard me tell some stories about "The List of Gods", she felt that Daji was very creative and it was a pity that Jiang Ziya, an old man, had to deal with her.
Xiaoqin just listened to Zhuang Ni’s idea and wanted to get me drunk!
Letting it fly once was enough to make me vomit blood. If it happened again, I would have to burp on the spot, right
As soon as this idea came into my mind, I immediately rejected it.
In order to completely avoid future troubles, a handkerchief was stuffed into the squad leader's mouth.
As if I had drunk a whole can of coffee, I was so excited that I couldn't sleep at all. I hurriedly put on big shorts over my boxers, and then opened the door for Xiaoqin topless.
"Classmate Ye Lin, this is your thing, please take it away now..."
In the middle of the night, topless, he couldn't wait to pull his female classmate into the room where he lived alone. If he said nothing bad happened, Uncle Zhang wouldn't believe it.
After Xiaoqin came in, she put the heavy bag on the ground, but Obama didn't react at all.
That night, I just received a text message from Eunuch Cao from nowhere, "Master, I'd like to say hello to you." Knowing that he was not beaten to death by the loudspeaker, I arranged for Obama to go to Eunuch Cao's bed and prepared myself. Go to sleep.
The black handle is inlaid with a shield-shaped cross mark. Under the weak moonlight through the curtains, it glows with metal. It cannot be faked by a sanitary napkin.
Xiaoqin answered nervously.
"But Winnie grinds her teeth so hard that I can't sleep..."
Zhuang Ni is planning to attack the monitor at night! At the same time, he also encouraged Xiaoqin to attack me at night! I want to “cook the rice” on both sides at the same time!
I think even if this husky was captured by a dog meat restaurant and put in a pot to be cooked, it would not find out until the pot was almost ready.
I was overjoyed. Although Optimus Prime has not come back yet, the Centurion Swiss Army Knife has returned to me first, which is equivalent to 30% of the joy of Optimus Prime's return. And this is a very good sign. It means that Xiaoqin has found her conscience and started to return the things she had taken from me before.
Eunuch Cao did not go back to the hotel to stay that night. He was afraid of being repaired by the loudspeaker or me, so he actually found the small flower grower's house at the foot of the mountain and asked Uncle Zhang to stay overnight. Uncle Zhang, who loved money as much as his life, heard that Eunuch Cao was willing to pay, so he readily took care of him.
By the way, the situation in the room right now is: dog, man, and woman.
Being influenced by Obama in various ways, it was almost two o'clock in the morning and I was still awake.
Xiaoqin said aggrievedly.
I was still worried that the monitor would hear the sound, but I didn't know that Zhuang Ni had tampered with the disposable paper cup in the monitor's room. Now, the monitor and Gong Caicai were sleeping soundly under the influence of an appropriate amount of sleeping pills!
She still didn't dare to talk to other men of the same age, so it was impossible for her to ask Xu Lijun to help buy beer.
"There is beer in here." Xiao Qin bit her lip and said, "Xu Lijun bought it for me."
I thought Xiaoqin would put forward some conditions before returning the Centurion Swiss Army Knife to me, but she simply took out a long black object from the bag and held it up in both hands to offer it to me.
Xiaoqin always felt that only sleeping pills were not safe. If Zhuang Ni attacked the squad leader at night and the squad leader woke up, wouldn't Zhuang Ni, who is not as strong as the squad leader, be pushed away immediately
Stop pretending! Although you have been at home for three years, your muscles and endurance have been weakened to a certain extent, but even if there is a shot put in the bag, you won't have to work so hard! Isn't it a lead ball but a denser antimatter
Holy shit, Winnie, your tiger teeth are so sharp and they still need to be sharpened. Are you planning to evolve into a wild animal
It was a 1500 ml bottle of mineral water, which was three times the size of an ordinary bottle. It contained a strange purple liquid.
Just half an hour ago, Xiaoqin was ordered to enter the monitor's room through the window and confirmed that the monitor and Gong Caicai were fast asleep. Even if she sang an off-key children's song in their ears, they were not woken up.
"Hey hoo, hey hoo"
Of course, if Amy later finds out who cooked and ate her dog, she will definitely take revenge, and may even use the ancient torture tool "cannon" to torture these people.
Such a large amount, if it is really effective, I will be exhausted and die after drinking it! Xiaoqin, you will also be treated like hell!
Last time, Xiaoqin replaced the box containing the robot toy with a sanitary napkin box, which made me carry it all the way on the subway. It was really hard for me!
Then we should really throw Obama into Winnie's room, and let Xiaoqin and I, the two victims who suffer from noise, sleep in the same room!
I originally thought that Commander Swiss Army Knife would be with Brother Optimus Prime. Only after my father and Aunt Ren got married, and Xiaoqin and I became a family and lived together, would I be able to find him out! Was he actually released early
It is genuine, it has not been swapped, and there are no missing parts. The small flashlight on the top can still be used, and there is still power in the battery.
It's definitely that development.
In short, I don't want to make a loud noise and wake up the squad leader with keen hearing. I also want to have a quick fight with Xiao Qin (please don't think wrongly), take back the Swiss Army Knife as soon as possible, and then drive her back to the original room.
If Xiaoqin sleeps in the same room with me, I won't even be able to sleep peacefully! Xiaoqin was stimulated by Pooh pushing me back, what if she comes up and pushes me back!
"Classmate Ye Lin, can I come in?"
"What gift should I give you? Yourself? If you want to give a gift, can't you wait until daylight comes?"
"Spring, Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring | Medicine!"
The squad leader frowned in distress in his sleep, but did not wake up under the influence of sleeping pills.
"What is this?" I asked.
Moreover, Amy and Winnie slept in the same bed, and Amy never complained about Winnie grinding her teeth? Could it be that Winnie, like Obama, behaves like this after eating too much
"Eh? Do you dare to talk to a boy?" I asked differently, but Xiaoqin didn't answer me and just kept her head down and passed by.
"Haha, in this way, lovers can finally get married!"
Xiaoqin has a very energetic voice.
"Ah! Classmate Ye Lin is not wearing any clothes!" Xiaoqin covered her eyes and screamed softly, but she still peeked at the muscles of my upper body through her fingers.
Have you eaten too much? According to Amy, Obama makes all kinds of noises like an uncle at night when he eats too much. He is usually quite quiet, otherwise Amy would not allow this dog to sleep under the foot of her bed.
His eyes looked sincere, and it didn't look like he was doing anything tampering.
"Oh! I cooked it!"
At this time, I didn't know that Xiaoqin and the others had already done that kind of thing, and I was still hesitating whether to test this bottle of "aphrodisiac" in front of Xiaoqin.
Of course, I didn’t find out about these things until the next day.
It is said that "chickens wake up in the morning and dogs watch the night", but Obama fell asleep as soon as he touched the bed, purring and grinding his teeth.
Xiaoqin, wearing a white dress, walked in with small steps. She was holding a cloth bag in her right hand. She looked so heavy that she dubbed herself as she walked.
So Xiaoqin took out the climbing rope from the squad leader's backpack and tied the sleeping squad leader tightly to the bed.
I was afraid that the sound she made would wake up the squad leader and Gong Caicai in the opposite room, so I quickly pulled her into the room. If others saw me, my actions at this time would be quite suspicious.
"You go back," I said, "If it doesn't work, just use toilet paper and make two earplugs."
The Swiss Army knife includes a light, cork drill, bottle opener, can opener, screwdriver, pliers, hacksaw, wire stripper, scissors, ballpoint pen, magnifying glass, and toothpick... because it is a deformation in another sense. King Kong, so he was deceived and robbed away by Xiaoqin. He was robbed just like Brother Optimus Prime!
Eh? Swiss Army Knife? Is it the black 111mm "Thousand-Cuuror" Swiss Army Knife that Brother Melancholy gave me
"But, I made a special trip to give a gift to classmate Ye Lin..."
Your sister! Can't wait until tomorrow morning, I ran to the mountainside of Cuisong Mountain in the middle of the night, picked a lot of purple berries, squeezed them into juice, put them in mineral water bottles and brought them
This is not possible! If I don’t get a good night’s rest, how can I help the class move things during the second mountain climbing tomorrow? As a safety committee member, if one of my classmates is in danger, how can I respond in time
And even though there was a dog in the room, it couldn't speak to us as a witness.
The liquid in the mineral water bottle is basically beer!
I turned the fan on to the highest setting, then covered my navel, which is prone to cold, with a towel, and lay on my back on the single bed. I would not be able to fall asleep for a while.
"Um, classmate Ye Lin..." I took the Swiss Army Knife from my hand, and Xiaoqin became dejected. She bent down and took out something from her cloth pocket.
Even if nothing really happened between us, my room is directly opposite the monitor's room! What will the squad leader think when he sees Xiaoqin and I walking out together tomorrow morning? That can't be explained by "the brother and sister have a good relationship"!
While I was thinking, I suddenly heard someone knocking on the door of the room.
Later I learned that Xu Lijun was threatened by Zhuang Ni, so he risked being caught by the squad leader, bought beer, brought it back, and gave it to Zhuang Ni, who in turn handed it over to Xiao Qin.