I put the Swiss Army Knife that Xiaoqin returned to me into my shorts pocket, and then held the bottle of purple "aphrodisiac" in a daze. I was worried that I would become a good old man due to the beer content in it, and I was also worried about the possibility of aphrodisiac. It's really effective. I'm going to transform into a girl-sucking demon and do crazy things.
"In that case, my girlfriend will take responsibility and help classmate Ye Lin relieve the pain!" Xiaoqin clenched her two small fists with righteousness.
"Then..." Xiaoqin put her finger to her lips and thought for a moment, "If you can't get married, can you enter the bridal chamber in advance?"
And he leaned his upper body weakly, his short hair, which looked slippery and icy in the heat, rubbing against my shoulders.
"Can't you try again tomorrow?" I asked Xiaoqin.
not good! This is "good old guy mode"! Some people cry when they are drunk, some people make trouble when they are drunk, but when I am drunk, I just laugh non-stop from beginning to end! I will also laugh when someone tells a Martian joke, and I will laugh when someone tells me that his grandma passed away. And although I can’t say that I respond to requests, I will basically agree to any friendly request!
No, they have kissed enough now, and they are about to produce a common offspring. Even if Aunt Ren crushes dad's balls now, it is already too late.
"Can't you try again tomorrow?" I asked Xiaoqin.
"If there's not one, I'll break up with Winnie!"
"Hehe, that's true..." I, who was getting more and more drunk, replied with a very unruly smile.
Then I got a little dizzy.
"In that case, my girlfriend will take responsibility and help classmate Ye Lin relieve the pain!" Xiaoqin clenched her two small fists with righteousness.
"Classmate Ye Lin, please break me."
"That's too arbitrary!" I hurriedly said, cherishing the friendship between Xiaoqin and Pooh, "Maybe this formula is incomplete? Maybe this formula is only effective for women? Maybe..."
But it is much better than breaking off the relationship between Xiaoqin and Pooh, losing this very important first friend who treats each other as equals, and losing the ability to interact with others normally.
"It's okay," Xiaoqin said, "but then I have to be allowed to sleep in this room for one night."
nonsense! How could I abandon my brave warriors! That was the injury he suffered while rescuing Optimus Prime during the Third Battle of Septon! (For specific details, please refer to "Seven Steps to Septon" which I directed and acted in. Due to the kidnapping of the main actors, it is estimated that the filming will not be completed until 2020) Xiaoqin continued to say beside me: "As long as it belongs to Ye Lin Classmate Ye Lin wouldn’t take the initiative to throw away something that belongs to his classmates, right? The same goes for damaged robots, and the same goes for sick puppies... "
Xiaoqin once took advantage of my good-guy mode and let me hold her in her underwear and sleep on the bed!
It's more of a statement of fact than a question.
Remember back then, when you were the little bully, you would not bully me unless Auntie Ren was present! Aunt Ren was like Guanyin Bodhisattva to me back then!
And he leaned his upper body weakly, his short hair, which looked slippery and icy in the heat, rubbing against my shoulders.
"Why?"
In my good-guy mode, where I usually laugh non-stop, I suddenly felt sadder than I had ever felt before.
"Classmate Ye Lin has a robot that is not very valuable. His arm was squeezed out while riding the bus, but classmate Ye Lin never abandoned it and kept it with Brother Optimus Prime..."
No matter as a sister or anything else, I will never abandon you! Don't be so insecure! Don't show a sad yet sweet expression, as if you have to pay a high price to stay with me!
"Classmate Ye Lin, can we get married?"
"No, no way!" My reason was fighting fiercely with my good-guy mode, "I can't be sorry to Aunt Ren!"
"Why?"
The alcohol is not completely over my head yet, and I still have some sense.
"Because," Xiaoqin turned her face and let her expression disappear in the darkness, "before I am sure that Winnie's pushback on you is really because of the aphrodisiac, I don't want to go back to that room and listen to the sound of her teeth grinding."
I was a little unsteady and sat down on my single bed.
"If there's not one, I'll break up with Winnie!"
The alcohol is not completely over my head yet, and I still have some sense.
Still can’t get over your feelings about Pooh? On the one hand, you feel that the other person is a rare friend, but on the other hand, you are suffering because of your friend's "betrayal" behavior, so you are attacking internally and externally, and you can't sleep no matter what
Still can’t get over your feelings about Pooh? On the one hand, you feel that the other person is a rare friend, but on the other hand, you are suffering because of your friend's "betrayal" behavior, so you are attacking internally and externally, and you can't sleep no matter what
Xiaoqin does know me well enough. As a person, I have a fatal sense of responsibility deep in my bones, because the one-armed robot broke down when I was holding it while squeezing on the bus. I was "responsible" for it, so not only did I not throw it away Get rid of it and arrange more scenes for it in "September".
My lips left the mouth of the bottle, staring suspiciously at the three-quarters of liquid left inside.
"If it doesn't work, I will break up with Winnie!"
How could I have the heart to "damage" you like this
"After you enter the bridal chamber with me, will Ye Lin be responsible for me?" Xiao Qin said seriously and confidently under the moonlight.
"But if it really works for me..." I still hesitated.
"Then..." Xiaoqin put her finger to her lips and thought for a moment, "If you can't get married, can you enter the bridal chamber in advance?"
"I... also want to belong to classmate Ye Lin..."
"In that case, my girlfriend will take responsibility and help classmate Ye Lin relieve the pain!" Xiaoqin clenched her two small fists with righteousness.
"I... also want to belong to classmate Ye Lin..."
At this time, before my logical ability completely disappeared, I realized that almost all of what Xiaoqin tricked me into drinking was beer.
not good! This is "good old guy mode"! Some people cry when they are drunk, some people make trouble when they are drunk, but when I am drunk, I just laugh non-stop from beginning to end! I will also laugh when someone tells a Martian joke, and I will laugh when someone tells me that his grandma passed away. And although I can’t say that I respond to requests, I will basically agree to any friendly request!
"I, I can't be sorry to my dad!" I blurted out as I was thinking about my dad's marriage to Aunt Ren.
Xiaoqin once took advantage of my good-guy mode and let me hold her in her underwear and sleep on the bed!
"That's too arbitrary!" I hurriedly said, cherishing the friendship between Xiaoqin and Pooh, "Maybe this formula is incomplete? Maybe this formula is only effective for women? Maybe..."
"Can you come into the bridal chamber with me today?" Xiaoqin shyly pinched the hem of her dress and asked me with her head lowered.
I couldn't help but frown, "What if it doesn't work?"
"Classmate Ye Lin has a robot that is not very valuable. His arm was squeezed out while riding the bus, but classmate Ye Lin never abandoned it and kept it with Brother Optimus Prime..."
I laughed uncontrollably.
"Can't you try again tomorrow?" I asked Xiaoqin.
No matter as a sister or anything else, I will never abandon you! Don't be so insecure! Don't show a sad yet sweet expression, as if you have to pay a high price to stay with me!
"Classmate Ye Lin has a robot that is not very valuable. His arm was squeezed out while riding the bus, but classmate Ye Lin never abandoned it and kept it with Brother Optimus Prime..."
How could I have the heart to "damage" you like this
It is a very important step to save Xiaoqin from the poison of girls' comics and even H-comics. I can't let her heart be closed to Pooh. I want Xiaoqin to be "normalized" as a close female friend of the same age. A "best friend" is essential.
"If it doesn't work, I will break up with Winnie!"
"I... also want to belong to classmate Ye Lin..."
I put the Swiss Army Knife that Xiaoqin returned to me into my shorts pocket, and then held the bottle of purple "aphrodisiac" in a daze. I was worried that I would become a good old man due to the beer content in it, and I was also worried about the possibility of aphrodisiac. It's really effective. I'm going to transform into a girl-sucking demon and do crazy things.
"As long as we cook raw rice into cooked rice, mom can't do anything to us!" Xiaoqin emphasized to me.
"Because," Xiaoqin turned her face and let her expression disappear in the darkness, "before I am sure that Winnie's pushback on you is really because of the aphrodisiac, I don't want to go back to that room and listen to the sound of her teeth grinding."
The alcohol is not completely over my head yet, and I still have some sense.
I was a little unsteady and sat down on my single bed.
"That's too arbitrary!" I hurriedly said, cherishing the friendship between Xiaoqin and Pooh, "Maybe this formula is incomplete? Maybe this formula is only effective for women? Maybe..."
But it is much better than breaking off the relationship between Xiaoqin and Pooh, losing this very important first friend who treats each other as equals, and losing the ability to interact with others normally.
"As long as it gets broken by classmate Ye Lin, you don't have to worry about being abandoned."
Then I got a little dizzy.
Pooh once said that purple berries taste terrible! Even if the celery is ground and made into juice, it won't taste better, right
"Then..." Xiaoqin put her finger to her lips and thought for a moment, "If you can't get married, can you enter the bridal chamber in advance?"
"Then I'll try a few more times! Why don't you mix the potion into lemon juice or a soup pot like last time? Among the whole class, there must be one with the right attributes that will cause an attack, right?"
After pretending to be burning with desire, I jumped out of the window to prevent Xiaoqin from helping me "relieve the pain". Then I ran around Cuisong Mountain ten times and came back to tell Xiaoqin that I used physical exercise to The aphrodisiac was excreted from the body in the form of sweat.
Even though I ran ten times around Cuisong Mountain, I would feel drowsy the next day due to lack of rest. Even if a blue morpho butterfly flew by in front of me, I might not be able to react.
“…”
Xiaoqin excitedly made a "successful" gesture, but I didn't pay too much attention at the time.
I laughed uncontrollably.
I have always been a heavy drinker, but this time I drank quickly and urgently. This was when I couldn't sleep and my energy was low.
"But if it really works for me..." I still hesitated.
The alcohol is not completely over my head yet, and I still have some sense.
"If there's not one, I'll break up with Winnie!"
I have always been a heavy drinker, but this time I drank quickly and urgently. This was when I couldn't sleep and my energy was low.
"But if it really works for me..." I still hesitated.
You are my adopted sister! By classifying you as "sister", I have been able to successfully ignore the oppression and torture you have subjected me to for many years and treat you with a normal heart!
It's more of a statement of fact than a question.
Hey, hey, if you mix aphrodisiac into everyone's diet, it's not a matter of you and Pooh breaking off, right? If it takes effect, the whole class will break off their friendship at the top of the mountain together! How tragic! The Japanese AV industry will send congratulatory messages and ask if the copyright can be sold to them so that they can make a "Big Break" series!
"After you enter the bridal chamber with me, will Ye Lin be responsible for me?" Xiao Qin said seriously and confidently under the moonlight.
I couldn't help but frown, "What if it doesn't work?"
My lips left the mouth of the bottle, staring suspiciously at the three-quarters of liquid left inside.
I couldn't help but frown, "What if it doesn't work?"
Xiaoqin, who succeeded in her conspiracy, came over and sat side by side with me, swinging her bare legs back and forth.
After thinking about it, I think the best option for now is to drink some potion and then pretend to be horny, so that Xiaoqin and Pooh don't have to break off their relationship, and they don't have to provide new material to the Japanese AV industry. .
You don’t have to pay anything! Just call me brother and I will take care of you for the rest of your life! Of course, Brother Optimus Prime, you have to pay me back. If you behave well, I will allow you to participate in the co-production of "September"!
Xiao Qin must be thinking so, right
After pretending to be burning with desire, I jumped out of the window to prevent Xiaoqin from helping me "relieve the pain". Then I ran around Cuisong Mountain ten times and came back to tell Xiaoqin that I used physical exercise to The aphrodisiac was excreted from the body in the form of sweat.
Xiaoqin does know me well enough. As a person, I have a fatal sense of responsibility deep in my bones, because the one-armed robot broke down when I was holding it while squeezing on the bus. I was "responsible" for it, so not only did I not throw it away Get rid of it and arrange more scenes for it in "September".
"But if it really works for me..." I still hesitated.
It's more of a statement of fact than a question.
Also, when you said, "As long as classmate Ye Lin doesn't bully me in front of my mother," are you saying the opposite
"Can you come into the bridal chamber with me today?" Xiaoqin shyly pinched the hem of her dress and asked me with her head lowered.
I laughed uncontrollably.
"I, I can't be sorry to my dad!" I blurted out as I was thinking about my dad's marriage to Aunt Ren.
In fact, Pooh pinned me down, and after a confrontation between the two, the effect of the aphrodisiac was eliminated when the physical strength was exhausted, so this might actually work.
No matter as a sister or anything else, I will never abandon you! Don't be so insecure! Don't show a sad yet sweet expression, as if you have to pay a high price to stay with me!
"Can you come into the bridal chamber with me today?" Xiaoqin shyly pinched the hem of her dress and asked me with her head lowered.
Still can’t get over your feelings about Pooh? On the one hand, you feel that the other person is a rare friend, but on the other hand, you are suffering because of your friend's "betrayal" behavior, so you are attacking internally and externally, and you can't sleep no matter what
At this time, before my logical ability completely disappeared, I realized that almost all of what Xiaoqin tricked me into drinking was beer.
I suddenly realized: Xiaoqin had been deliberately playing pranks on me, making me angry, attracting me to bully her, and even coming to sacrifice herself to me today, all because she was deliberately seeking the result of me "damaging" her.
Although I was very drunk, I can’t remember all the details...
Even though I ran ten times around Cuisong Mountain, I would feel drowsy the next day due to lack of rest. Even if a blue morpho butterfly flew by in front of me, I might not be able to react.
I laughed uncontrollably.
Remember back then, when you were the little bully, you would not bully me unless Auntie Ren was present! Aunt Ren was like Guanyin Bodhisattva to me back then!
Also, when you said, "As long as classmate Ye Lin doesn't bully me in front of my mother," are you saying the opposite
But it is much better than breaking off the relationship between Xiaoqin and Pooh, losing this very important first friend who treats each other as equals, and losing the ability to interact with others normally.
Xiaoqin does know me well enough. As a person, I have a fatal sense of responsibility deep in my bones, because the one-armed robot broke down when I was holding it while squeezing on the bus. I was "responsible" for it, so not only did I not throw it away Get rid of it and arrange more scenes for it in "September".
"I... also want to belong to classmate Ye Lin..."
I placed the half-filled bottle of potion next to the buzzing fan and staggered.
My lips left the mouth of the bottle, staring suspiciously at the three-quarters of liquid left inside.
"S-stop joking!" I waved my hand, "14 is not the legal age for marriage!"
Your sister! If Gong Caicai encountered a snake in the toilet at night, he would be frightened and pee! You actually sound like you treat the other person like a kitten or puppy
It is a very important step to save Xiaoqin from the poison of girls' comics and even H-comics. I can't let her heart be closed to Pooh. I want Xiaoqin to be "normalized" as a close female friend of the same age. A "best friend" is essential.
In fact, Pooh pinned me down, and after a confrontation between the two, the effect of the aphrodisiac was eliminated when the physical strength was exhausted, so this might actually work.
Although I was very drunk, I can’t remember all the details...
So with this realization, I unscrewed the cap of the bottle, raised my head and drank a big gulp of the potion.
It's more of a statement of fact than a question.
I have always been a heavy drinker, but this time I drank quickly and urgently. This was when I couldn't sleep and my energy was low.
How could I have the heart to "damage" you like this
"In that case, my girlfriend will take responsibility and help classmate Ye Lin relieve the pain!" Xiaoqin clenched her two small fists with righteousness.
Xiaoqin excitedly made a "successful" gesture, but I didn't pay too much attention at the time.
I have always been a heavy drinker, but this time I drank quickly and urgently. This was when I couldn't sleep and my energy was low.
"Hehe, that's true..." I, who was getting more and more drunk, replied with a very unruly smile.
"Why?"
"No, no way!" My reason was fighting fiercely with my good-guy mode, "I can't be sorry to Aunt Ren!"
"But if it really works for me..." I still hesitated.
"That's too arbitrary!" I hurriedly said, cherishing the friendship between Xiaoqin and Pooh, "Maybe this formula is incomplete? Maybe this formula is only effective for women? Maybe..."
As soon as I entered my mouth, I felt something was wrong.
"Classmate Ye Lin, can we get married?"
"Why?"
It's more of a statement of fact than a question.
No matter as a sister or anything else, I will never abandon you! Don't be so insecure! Don't show a sad yet sweet expression, as if you have to pay a high price to stay with me!
"Why?"
Pooh once said that purple berries taste terrible! Even if the celery is ground and made into juice, it won't taste better, right
Xiaoqin saw that I was drunk, so she smiled sweetly, put her hands behind her back, leaned forward and asked me:
Not only that, I will also take on the responsibility of an older brother and protect you from any harm!
I felt that it was a bit too fake to pretend to be horny now, so I drank another quarter of it.
"After you enter the bridal chamber with me, will Ye Lin be responsible for me?" Xiao Qin said seriously and confidently under the moonlight.
I felt that it was a bit too fake to pretend to be horny now, so I drank another quarter of it.
I put the Swiss Army Knife that Xiaoqin returned to me into my shorts pocket, and then held the bottle of purple "aphrodisiac" in a daze. I was worried that I would become a good old man due to the beer content in it, and I was also worried about the possibility of aphrodisiac. It's really effective. I'm going to transform into a girl-sucking demon and do crazy things.
Why is the potion I drank not as unpleasant as I imagined? Why, apart from the purple color, is there no difference from pure beer
"No, no way!" My reason was fighting fiercely with my good-guy mode, "I can't be sorry to Aunt Ren!"
As soon as I entered my mouth, I felt something was wrong.
Hey, hey, if you mix aphrodisiac into everyone's diet, it's not a matter of you and Pooh breaking off, right? If it takes effect, the whole class will break off their friendship at the top of the mountain together! How tragic! The Japanese AV industry will send congratulatory messages and ask if the copyright can be sold to them so that they can make a "Big Break" series!
It is a very important step to save Xiaoqin from the poison of girls' comics and even H-comics. I can't let her heart be closed to Pooh. I want Xiaoqin to be "normalized" as a close female friend of the same age. A "best friend" is essential.
And he leaned his upper body weakly, his short hair, which looked slippery and icy in the heat, rubbing against my shoulders.
How could I have the heart to "damage" you like this
Xiaoqin, who succeeded in her conspiracy, came over and sat side by side with me, swinging her bare legs back and forth.
My lips left the mouth of the bottle, staring suspiciously at the three-quarters of liquid left inside.
"Can you come into the bridal chamber with me today?" Xiaoqin shyly pinched the hem of her dress and asked me with her head lowered.
Also, when you said, "As long as classmate Ye Lin doesn't bully me in front of my mother," are you saying the opposite
“…”
"If it doesn't work, I will break up with Winnie!"
I laughed uncontrollably.
Xiao Qin must be thinking so, right
I couldn't help but frown, "What if it doesn't work?"
"Are you sure you put purple berries in there?"
Although I was very drunk, I can’t remember all the details...
No matter as a sister or anything else, I will never abandon you! Don't be so insecure! Don't show a sad yet sweet expression, as if you have to pay a high price to stay with me!
"Yes, yes!" Xiao Qin shouted, "When I went to collect berries, I also met a lot of baby snakes, and they even said hello to me!"
Also, when you said, "As long as classmate Ye Lin doesn't bully me in front of my mother," are you saying the opposite
"I... also want to belong to classmate Ye Lin..."
Xiaoqin excitedly made a "successful" gesture, but I didn't pay too much attention at the time.
"Because," Xiaoqin turned her face and let her expression disappear in the darkness, "before I am sure that Winnie's pushback on you is really because of the aphrodisiac, I don't want to go back to that room and listen to the sound of her teeth grinding."
Your sister! If Gong Caicai encountered a snake in the toilet at night, he would be frightened and pee! You actually sound like you treat the other person like a kitten or puppy
"In that case, my girlfriend will take responsibility and help classmate Ye Lin relieve the pain!" Xiaoqin clenched her two small fists with righteousness.
I felt that it was a bit too fake to pretend to be horny now, so I drank another quarter of it.
I laughed uncontrollably.
After pretending to be burning with desire, I jumped out of the window to prevent Xiaoqin from helping me "relieve the pain". Then I ran around Cuisong Mountain ten times and came back to tell Xiaoqin that I used physical exercise to The aphrodisiac was excreted from the body in the form of sweat.
“…”
"If it doesn't work, I will break up with Winnie!"
I placed the half-filled bottle of potion next to the buzzing fan and staggered.
She spoke to me tenderly, with a determination to dedicate herself and a vision for her future life.
I felt that it was a bit too fake to pretend to be horny now, so I drank another quarter of it.
Even though I ran ten times around Cuisong Mountain, I would feel drowsy the next day due to lack of rest. Even if a blue morpho butterfly flew by in front of me, I might not be able to react.
“…”
Then I got a little dizzy.
"S-stop joking!" I waved my hand, "14 is not the legal age for marriage!"
"It's okay," Xiaoqin said, "but then I have to be allowed to sleep in this room for one night."
Then I got a little dizzy.
"If it doesn't work, I will break up with Winnie!"
It's more of a statement of fact than a question.
I have always been a heavy drinker, but this time I drank quickly and urgently. This was when I couldn't sleep and my energy was low.
Your sister! If Gong Caicai encountered a snake in the toilet at night, he would be frightened and pee! You actually sound like you treat the other person like a kitten or puppy
She spoke to me tenderly, with a determination to dedicate herself and a vision for her future life.
The alcohol is not completely over my head yet, and I still have some sense.
"Then..." Xiaoqin put her finger to her lips and thought for a moment, "If you can't get married, can you enter the bridal chamber in advance?"
She spoke to me tenderly, with a determination to dedicate herself and a vision for her future life.
Xiaoqin saw that I was drunk, so she smiled sweetly, put her hands behind her back, leaned forward and asked me:
But it is much better than breaking off the relationship between Xiaoqin and Pooh, losing this very important first friend who treats each other as equals, and losing the ability to interact with others normally.
"Hey hey hey..."
Your sister! If Gong Caicai encountered a snake in the toilet at night, he would be frightened and pee! You actually sound like you treat the other person like a kitten or puppy
"Yes, yes!" Xiao Qin shouted, "When I went to collect berries, I also met a lot of baby snakes, and they even said hello to me!"
Xiaoqin, who succeeded in her conspiracy, came over and sat side by side with me, swinging her bare legs back and forth.
You are my adopted sister! By classifying you as "sister", I have been able to successfully ignore the oppression and torture you have subjected me to for many years and treat you with a normal heart!
I have always been a heavy drinker, but this time I drank quickly and urgently. This was when I couldn't sleep and my energy was low.
I laughed uncontrollably.
No, they have kissed enough now, and they are about to produce a common offspring. Even if Aunt Ren crushes dad's balls now, it is already too late.
Pooh once said that purple berries taste terrible! Even if the celery is ground and made into juice, it won't taste better, right
"Hey hey hey..."
After pretending to be burning with desire, I jumped out of the window to prevent Xiaoqin from helping me "relieve the pain". Then I ran around Cuisong Mountain ten times and came back to tell Xiaoqin that I used physical exercise to The aphrodisiac was excreted from the body in the form of sweat.
"I, I can't be sorry to my dad!" I blurted out as I was thinking about my dad's marriage to Aunt Ren.
I couldn't help but frown, "What if it doesn't work?"
not good! This is "good old guy mode"! Some people cry when they are drunk, some people make trouble when they are drunk, but when I am drunk, I just laugh non-stop from beginning to end! I will also laugh when someone tells a Martian joke, and I will laugh when someone tells me that his grandma passed away. And although I can’t say that I respond to requests, I will basically agree to any friendly request!
"Hehe, that's true..." I, who was getting more and more drunk, replied with a very unruly smile.
"Hey hey hey..."
"S-stop joking!" I waved my hand, "14 is not the legal age for marriage!"
Even though I ran ten times around Cuisong Mountain, I would feel drowsy the next day due to lack of rest. Even if a blue morpho butterfly flew by in front of me, I might not be able to react.
Xiaoqin once took advantage of my good-guy mode and let me hold her in her underwear and sleep on the bed!
"As long as it gets broken by classmate Ye Lin, you don't have to worry about being abandoned."
"After you enter the bridal chamber with me, will Ye Lin be responsible for me?" Xiao Qin said seriously and confidently under the moonlight.
Although I was very drunk, I can’t remember all the details...
Because I am the owner of a puppy, I also have an unshirkable responsibility for it. Regardless of whether it is "damaged" because of my poor care, I cannot abandon it.
Because I am the owner of a puppy, I also have an unshirkable responsibility for it. Regardless of whether it is "damaged" because of my poor care, I cannot abandon it.
It's more of a statement of fact than a question.
“…”
"Can you come into the bridal chamber with me today?" Xiaoqin shyly pinched the hem of her dress and asked me with her head lowered.
In my good-guy mode, where I usually laugh non-stop, I suddenly felt sadder than I had ever felt before.
At this time, before my logical ability completely disappeared, I realized that almost all of what Xiaoqin tricked me into drinking was beer.
After pretending to be burning with desire, I jumped out of the window to prevent Xiaoqin from helping me "relieve the pain". Then I ran around Cuisong Mountain ten times and came back to tell Xiaoqin that I used physical exercise to The aphrodisiac was excreted from the body in the form of sweat.
Xiaoqin does know me well enough. As a person, I have a fatal sense of responsibility deep in my bones, because the one-armed robot broke down when I was holding it while squeezing on the bus. I was "responsible" for it, so not only did I not throw it away Get rid of it and arrange more scenes for it in "September".
"Why?"
"Eh? What's wrong with Uncle Ye!" Xiaoqin pouted, "Does classmate Ye Lin really believe that my mother will crush Uncle Ye's eggs in order to take revenge? No! As long as Ye Lin If classmate Lin doesn't bully me in front of my mother, my mother and Uncle Ye will become close relatives in the future!"
I laughed uncontrollably.
"I... also want to belong to classmate Ye Lin..."
I placed the half-filled bottle of potion next to the buzzing fan and staggered.
"Because," Xiaoqin turned her face and let her expression disappear in the darkness, "before I am sure that Winnie's pushback on you is really because of the aphrodisiac, I don't want to go back to that room and listen to the sound of her teeth grinding."
The alcohol is not completely over my head yet, and I still have some sense.
"Yes, yes!" Xiao Qin shouted, "When I went to collect berries, I also met a lot of baby snakes, and they even said hello to me!"
She spoke to me tenderly, with a determination to dedicate herself and a vision for her future life.
But it is much better than breaking off the relationship between Xiaoqin and Pooh, losing this very important first friend who treats each other as equals, and losing the ability to interact with others normally.
"Eh? What's wrong with Uncle Ye!" Xiaoqin pouted, "Does classmate Ye Lin really believe that my mother will crush Uncle Ye's eggs in order to take revenge? No! As long as Ye Lin If classmate Lin doesn't bully me in front of my mother, my mother and Uncle Ye will become close relatives in the future!"
"I... also want to belong to classmate Ye Lin..."
Obama rolled over happily in his sleep, as if dreaming about steak.
Why is the potion I drank not as unpleasant as I imagined? Why, apart from the purple color, is there no difference from pure beer
After thinking about it, I think the best option for now is to drink some potion and then pretend to be horny, so that Xiaoqin and Pooh don't have to break off their relationship, and they don't have to provide new material to the Japanese AV industry. .
"Hehe, that's true..." I, who was getting more and more drunk, replied with a very unruly smile.
Xiaoqin saw that I was drunk, so she smiled sweetly, put her hands behind her back, leaned forward and asked me:
"That's too arbitrary!" I hurriedly said, cherishing the friendship between Xiaoqin and Pooh, "Maybe this formula is incomplete? Maybe this formula is only effective for women? Maybe..."
Just as I feared, Xiaoqin made a dangerous request to me who was in good old guy mode.
I placed the half-filled bottle of potion next to the buzzing fan and staggered.
"Classmate Ye Lin, can we get married?"
How could I have the heart to "damage" you like this
Pooh once said that purple berries taste terrible! Even if the celery is ground and made into juice, it won't taste better, right
"S-stop joking!" I waved my hand, "14 is not the legal age for marriage!"
Remember back then, when you were the little bully, you would not bully me unless Auntie Ren was present! Aunt Ren was like Guanyin Bodhisattva to me back then!
I put the Swiss Army Knife that Xiaoqin returned to me into my shorts pocket, and then held the bottle of purple "aphrodisiac" in a daze. I was worried that I would become a good old man due to the beer content in it, and I was also worried about the possibility of aphrodisiac. It's really effective. I'm going to transform into a girl-sucking demon and do crazy things.
You are my adopted sister! By classifying you as "sister", I have been able to successfully ignore the oppression and torture you have subjected me to for many years and treat you with a normal heart!
The alcohol is not completely over my head yet, and I still have some sense.
No matter as a sister or anything else, I will never abandon you! Don't be so insecure! Don't show a sad yet sweet expression, as if you have to pay a high price to stay with me!
"S-stop joking!" I waved my hand, "14 is not the legal age for marriage!"
"That's too arbitrary!" I hurriedly said, cherishing the friendship between Xiaoqin and Pooh, "Maybe this formula is incomplete? Maybe this formula is only effective for women? Maybe..."
She spoke to me tenderly, with a determination to dedicate herself and a vision for her future life.
I have always been a heavy drinker, but this time I drank quickly and urgently. This was when I couldn't sleep and my energy was low.
I couldn't help but frown, "What if it doesn't work?"
"Then..." Xiaoqin put her finger to her lips and thought for a moment, "If you can't get married, can you enter the bridal chamber in advance?"
"As long as it gets broken by classmate Ye Lin, you don't have to worry about being abandoned."
Pooh once said that purple berries taste terrible! Even if the celery is ground and made into juice, it won't taste better, right
Remember back then, when you were the little bully, you would not bully me unless Auntie Ren was present! Aunt Ren was like Guanyin Bodhisattva to me back then!
At this time, before my logical ability completely disappeared, I realized that almost all of what Xiaoqin tricked me into drinking was beer.
"Hehe, that's true..." I, who was getting more and more drunk, replied with a very unruly smile.
After thinking about it, I think the best option for now is to drink some potion and then pretend to be horny, so that Xiaoqin and Pooh don't have to break off their relationship, and they don't have to provide new material to the Japanese AV industry. .
I laughed uncontrollably.
Obama rolled over happily in his sleep, as if dreaming about steak.
Then I got a little dizzy.
No matter as a sister or anything else, I will never abandon you! Don't be so insecure! Don't show a sad yet sweet expression, as if you have to pay a high price to stay with me!
"Why?"
Xiaoqin excitedly made a "successful" gesture, but I didn't pay too much attention at the time.
nonsense! How could I abandon my brave warriors! That was the injury he suffered while rescuing Optimus Prime during the Third Battle of Septon! (For specific details, please refer to "Seven Steps to Septon" which I directed and acted in. Due to the kidnapping of the main actors, it is estimated that the filming will not be completed until 2020) Xiaoqin continued to say beside me: "As long as it belongs to Ye Lin Classmate Ye Lin wouldn’t take the initiative to throw away something that belongs to his classmates, right? The same goes for damaged robots, and the same goes for sick puppies... "
"Can you come into the bridal chamber with me today?" Xiaoqin shyly pinched the hem of her dress and asked me with her head lowered.
"I... also want to belong to classmate Ye Lin..."
Remember back then, when you were the little bully, you would not bully me unless Auntie Ren was present! Aunt Ren was like Guanyin Bodhisattva to me back then!
"No, no way!" My reason was fighting fiercely with my good-guy mode, "I can't be sorry to Aunt Ren!"
“…”
I laughed uncontrollably.
"Classmate Ye Lin, can we get married?"
"I... also want to belong to classmate Ye Lin..."
"As long as we cook raw rice into cooked rice, mom can't do anything to us!" Xiaoqin emphasized to me.
"Because," Xiaoqin turned her face and let her expression disappear in the darkness, "before I am sure that Winnie's pushback on you is really because of the aphrodisiac, I don't want to go back to that room and listen to the sound of her teeth grinding."
"Then..." Xiaoqin put her finger to her lips and thought for a moment, "If you can't get married, can you enter the bridal chamber in advance?"
I placed the half-filled bottle of potion next to the buzzing fan and staggered.
And he leaned his upper body weakly, his short hair, which looked slippery and icy in the heat, rubbing against my shoulders.
In my good-guy mode, where I usually laugh non-stop, I suddenly felt sadder than I had ever felt before.
How could I have the heart to "damage" you like this
"Eh? What's wrong with Uncle Ye!" Xiaoqin pouted, "Does classmate Ye Lin really believe that my mother will crush Uncle Ye's eggs in order to take revenge? No! As long as Ye Lin If classmate Lin doesn't bully me in front of my mother, my mother and Uncle Ye will become close relatives in the future!"
"I, I can't be sorry to my dad!" I blurted out as I was thinking about my dad's marriage to Aunt Ren.
So with this realization, I unscrewed the cap of the bottle, raised my head and drank a big gulp of the potion.
"As long as it gets broken by classmate Ye Lin, you don't have to worry about being abandoned."
"That's too arbitrary!" I hurriedly said, cherishing the friendship between Xiaoqin and Pooh, "Maybe this formula is incomplete? Maybe this formula is only effective for women? Maybe..."
It's more of a statement of fact than a question.
"Eh? What's wrong with Uncle Ye!" Xiaoqin pouted, "Does classmate Ye Lin really believe that my mother will crush Uncle Ye's eggs in order to take revenge? No! As long as Ye Lin If classmate Lin doesn't bully me in front of my mother, my mother and Uncle Ye will become close relatives in the future!"
"Are you sure you put purple berries in there?"
“…”
No matter as a sister or anything else, I will never abandon you! Don't be so insecure! Don't show a sad yet sweet expression, as if you have to pay a high price to stay with me!
No, they have kissed enough now, and they are about to produce a common offspring. Even if Aunt Ren crushes dad's balls now, it is already too late.
Your sister! If Gong Caicai encountered a snake in the toilet at night, he would be frightened and pee! You actually sound like you treat the other person like a kitten or puppy
Although I was very drunk, I can’t remember all the details...
You don’t have to pay anything! Just call me brother and I will take care of you for the rest of your life! Of course, Brother Optimus Prime, you have to pay me back. If you behave well, I will allow you to participate in the co-production of "September"!
I placed the half-filled bottle of potion next to the buzzing fan and staggered.
After thinking about it, I think the best option for now is to drink some potion and then pretend to be horny, so that Xiaoqin and Pooh don't have to break off their relationship, and they don't have to provide new material to the Japanese AV industry. .
"Then I'll try a few more times! Why don't you mix the potion into lemon juice or a soup pot like last time? Among the whole class, there must be one with the right attributes that will cause an attack, right?"
Also, when you said, "As long as classmate Ye Lin doesn't bully me in front of my mother," are you saying the opposite
She spoke to me tenderly, with a determination to dedicate herself and a vision for her future life.
"Hey hey hey..."
Xiaoqin excitedly made a "successful" gesture, but I didn't pay too much attention at the time.
"No, no way!" My reason was fighting fiercely with my good-guy mode, "I can't be sorry to Aunt Ren!"
Your sister! If Gong Caicai encountered a snake in the toilet at night, he would be frightened and pee! You actually sound like you treat the other person like a kitten or puppy
"As long as we cook raw rice into cooked rice, mom can't do anything to us!" Xiaoqin emphasized to me.
You are my adopted sister! By classifying you as "sister", I have been able to successfully ignore the oppression and torture you have subjected me to for many years and treat you with a normal heart!
"But if it really works for me..." I still hesitated.
Remember back then, when you were the little bully, you would not bully me unless Auntie Ren was present! Aunt Ren was like Guanyin Bodhisattva to me back then!
Xiaoqin once took advantage of my good-guy mode and let me hold her in her underwear and sleep on the bed!
Your sister! If Gong Caicai encountered a snake in the toilet at night, he would be frightened and pee! You actually sound like you treat the other person like a kitten or puppy
"Are you sure you put purple berries in there?"
I felt that it was a bit too fake to pretend to be horny now, so I drank another quarter of it.
"It's okay," Xiaoqin said, "but then I have to be allowed to sleep in this room for one night."
Pooh once said that purple berries taste terrible! Even if the celery is ground and made into juice, it won't taste better, right
It is a very important step to save Xiaoqin from the poison of girls' comics and even H-comics. I can't let her heart be closed to Pooh. I want Xiaoqin to be "normalized" as a close female friend of the same age. A "best friend" is essential.
The alcohol is not completely over my head yet, and I still have some sense.
I was a little unsteady and sat down on my single bed.
You don’t have to pay anything! Just call me brother and I will take care of you for the rest of your life! Of course, Brother Optimus Prime, you have to pay me back. If you behave well, I will allow you to participate in the co-production of "September"!
It is a very important step to save Xiaoqin from the poison of girls' comics and even H-comics. I can't let her heart be closed to Pooh. I want Xiaoqin to be "normalized" as a close female friend of the same age. A "best friend" is essential.
Xiaoqin does know me well enough. As a person, I have a fatal sense of responsibility deep in my bones, because the one-armed robot broke down when I was holding it while squeezing on the bus. I was "responsible" for it, so not only did I not throw it away Get rid of it and arrange more scenes for it in "September".
Xiaoqin, who succeeded in her conspiracy, came over and sat side by side with me, swinging her bare legs back and forth.
"Are you sure you put purple berries in there?"
"Because," Xiaoqin turned her face and let her expression disappear in the darkness, "before I am sure that Winnie's pushback on you is really because of the aphrodisiac, I don't want to go back to that room and listen to the sound of her teeth grinding."
"Then I'll try a few more times! Why don't you mix the potion into lemon juice or a soup pot like last time? Among the whole class, there must be one with the right attributes that will cause an attack, right?"
I felt that it was a bit too fake to pretend to be horny now, so I drank another quarter of it.
It is a very important step to save Xiaoqin from the poison of girls' comics and even H-comics. I can't let her heart be closed to Pooh. I want Xiaoqin to be "normalized" as a close female friend of the same age. A "best friend" is essential.
"Classmate Ye Lin, please break me."
"Can't you try again tomorrow?" I asked Xiaoqin.
"Why?"
"After you enter the bridal chamber with me, will Ye Lin be responsible for me?" Xiao Qin said seriously and confidently under the moonlight.
Just as I feared, Xiaoqin made a dangerous request to me who was in good old guy mode.
"Can you come into the bridal chamber with me today?" Xiaoqin shyly pinched the hem of her dress and asked me with her head lowered.
"Then I'll try a few more times! Why don't you mix the potion into lemon juice or a soup pot like last time? Among the whole class, there must be one with the right attributes that will cause an attack, right?"
I have always been a heavy drinker, but this time I drank quickly and urgently. This was when I couldn't sleep and my energy was low.
And he leaned his upper body weakly, his short hair, which looked slippery and icy in the heat, rubbing against my shoulders.
It's more of a statement of fact than a question.
I suddenly realized: Xiaoqin had been deliberately playing pranks on me, making me angry, attracting me to bully her, and even coming to sacrifice herself to me today, all because she was deliberately seeking the result of me "damaging" her.
"If it doesn't work, I will break up with Winnie!"
I suddenly realized: Xiaoqin had been deliberately playing pranks on me, making me angry, attracting me to bully her, and even coming to sacrifice herself to me today, all because she was deliberately seeking the result of me "damaging" her.
In fact, Pooh pinned me down, and after a confrontation between the two, the effect of the aphrodisiac was eliminated when the physical strength was exhausted, so this might actually work.
Why is the potion I drank not as unpleasant as I imagined? Why, apart from the purple color, is there no difference from pure beer
"Classmate Ye Lin has a robot that is not very valuable. His arm was squeezed out while riding the bus, but classmate Ye Lin never abandoned it and kept it with Brother Optimus Prime..."
"I... also want to belong to classmate Ye Lin..."
"If there's not one, I'll break up with Winnie!"
nonsense! How could I abandon my brave warriors! That was the injury he suffered while rescuing Optimus Prime during the Third Battle of Septon! (For specific details, please refer to "Seven Steps to Septon" which I directed and acted in. Due to the kidnapping of the main actors, it is estimated that the filming will not be completed until 2020) Xiaoqin continued to say beside me: "As long as it belongs to Ye Lin Classmate Ye Lin wouldn’t take the initiative to throw away something that belongs to his classmates, right? The same goes for damaged robots, and the same goes for sick puppies... "
Xiaoqin once took advantage of my good-guy mode and let me hold her in her underwear and sleep on the bed!
"But if it really works for me..." I still hesitated.
"If there's not one, I'll break up with Winnie!"
"I... also want to belong to classmate Ye Lin..."
Just as I feared, Xiaoqin made a dangerous request to me who was in good old guy mode.
"Classmate Ye Lin has a robot that is not very valuable. His arm was squeezed out while riding the bus, but classmate Ye Lin never abandoned it and kept it with Brother Optimus Prime..."
Just as I feared, Xiaoqin made a dangerous request to me who was in good old guy mode.
At this time, before my logical ability completely disappeared, I realized that almost all of what Xiaoqin tricked me into drinking was beer.
"Classmate Ye Lin has a robot that is not very valuable. His arm was squeezed out while riding the bus, but classmate Ye Lin never abandoned it and kept it with Brother Optimus Prime..."
"I... also want to belong to classmate Ye Lin..."
"If there's not one, I'll break up with Winnie!"
I have always been a heavy drinker, but this time I drank quickly and urgently. This was when I couldn't sleep and my energy was low.
She spoke to me tenderly, with a determination to dedicate herself and a vision for her future life.
Xiaoqin once took advantage of my good-guy mode and let me hold her in her underwear and sleep on the bed!
Also, when you said, "As long as classmate Ye Lin doesn't bully me in front of my mother," are you saying the opposite
I felt that it was a bit too fake to pretend to be horny now, so I drank another quarter of it.
"That's too arbitrary!" I hurriedly said, cherishing the friendship between Xiaoqin and Pooh, "Maybe this formula is incomplete? Maybe this formula is only effective for women? Maybe..."
Xiaoqin does know me well enough. As a person, I have a fatal sense of responsibility deep in my bones, because the one-armed robot broke down when I was holding it while squeezing on the bus. I was "responsible" for it, so not only did I not throw it away Get rid of it and arrange more scenes for it in "September".
And he leaned his upper body weakly, his short hair, which looked slippery and icy in the heat, rubbing against my shoulders.
"I... also want to belong to classmate Ye Lin..."
"It's okay," Xiaoqin said, "but then I have to be allowed to sleep in this room for one night."
"Then I'll try a few more times! Why don't you mix the potion into lemon juice or a soup pot like last time? Among the whole class, there must be one with the right attributes that will cause an attack, right?"
"Hehe, that's true..." I, who was getting more and more drunk, replied with a very unruly smile.
"Why?"
Your sister! If Gong Caicai encountered a snake in the toilet at night, he would be frightened and pee! You actually sound like you treat the other person like a kitten or puppy
"Hehe, that's true..." I, who was getting more and more drunk, replied with a very unruly smile.
Xiaoqin does know me well enough. As a person, I have a fatal sense of responsibility deep in my bones, because the one-armed robot broke down when I was holding it while squeezing on the bus. I was "responsible" for it, so not only did I not throw it away Get rid of it and arrange more scenes for it in "September".
In my good-guy mode, where I usually laugh non-stop, I suddenly felt sadder than I had ever felt before.
"Then..." Xiaoqin put her finger to her lips and thought for a moment, "If you can't get married, can you enter the bridal chamber in advance?"
nonsense! How could I abandon my brave warriors! That was the injury he suffered while rescuing Optimus Prime during the Third Battle of Septon! (For specific details, please refer to "Seven Steps to Septon" which I directed and acted in. Due to the kidnapping of the main actors, it is estimated that the filming will not be completed until 2020) Xiaoqin continued to say beside me: "As long as it belongs to Ye Lin Classmate Ye Lin wouldn’t take the initiative to throw away something that belongs to his classmates, right? The same goes for damaged robots, and the same goes for sick puppies... "
As soon as I entered my mouth, I felt something was wrong.
Why is the potion I drank not as unpleasant as I imagined? Why, apart from the purple color, is there no difference from pure beer
I have always been a heavy drinker, but this time I drank quickly and urgently. This was when I couldn't sleep and my energy was low.
"After you enter the bridal chamber with me, will Ye Lin be responsible for me?" Xiao Qin said seriously and confidently under the moonlight.
Because I am the owner of a puppy, I also have an unshirkable responsibility for it. Regardless of whether it is "damaged" because of my poor care, I cannot abandon it.
She spoke to me tenderly, with a determination to dedicate herself and a vision for her future life.
"Can't you try again tomorrow?" I asked Xiaoqin.
After thinking about it, I think the best option for now is to drink some potion and then pretend to be horny, so that Xiaoqin and Pooh don't have to break off their relationship, and they don't have to provide new material to the Japanese AV industry. .
I suddenly realized: Xiaoqin had been deliberately playing pranks on me, making me angry, attracting me to bully her, and even coming to sacrifice herself to me today, all because she was deliberately seeking the result of me "damaging" her.
"Because," Xiaoqin turned her face and let her expression disappear in the darkness, "before I am sure that Winnie's pushback on you is really because of the aphrodisiac, I don't want to go back to that room and listen to the sound of her teeth grinding."
Still can’t get over your feelings about Pooh? On the one hand, you feel that the other person is a rare friend, but on the other hand, you are suffering because of your friend's "betrayal" behavior, so you are attacking internally and externally, and you can't sleep no matter what
Xiaoqin once took advantage of my good-guy mode and let me hold her in her underwear and sleep on the bed!
"As long as it gets broken by classmate Ye Lin, you don't have to worry about being abandoned."
After pretending to be burning with desire, I jumped out of the window to prevent Xiaoqin from helping me "relieve the pain". Then I ran around Cuisong Mountain ten times and came back to tell Xiaoqin that I used physical exercise to The aphrodisiac was excreted from the body in the form of sweat.
"No, no way!" My reason was fighting fiercely with my good-guy mode, "I can't be sorry to Aunt Ren!"
Remember back then, when you were the little bully, you would not bully me unless Auntie Ren was present! Aunt Ren was like Guanyin Bodhisattva to me back then!
"Yes, yes!" Xiao Qin shouted, "When I went to collect berries, I also met a lot of baby snakes, and they even said hello to me!"
I suddenly realized: Xiaoqin had been deliberately playing pranks on me, making me angry, attracting me to bully her, and even coming to sacrifice herself to me today, all because she was deliberately seeking the result of me "damaging" her.
But it is much better than breaking off the relationship between Xiaoqin and Pooh, losing this very important first friend who treats each other as equals, and losing the ability to interact with others normally.
Xiaoqin, who succeeded in her conspiracy, came over and sat side by side with me, swinging her bare legs back and forth.
I have always been a heavy drinker, but this time I drank quickly and urgently. This was when I couldn't sleep and my energy was low.
Xiao Qin must be thinking so, right
At this time, before my logical ability completely disappeared, I realized that almost all of what Xiaoqin tricked me into drinking was beer.
"No, no way!" My reason was fighting fiercely with my good-guy mode, "I can't be sorry to Aunt Ren!"
"If there's not one, I'll break up with Winnie!"
“…”
"Classmate Ye Lin has a robot that is not very valuable. His arm was squeezed out while riding the bus, but classmate Ye Lin never abandoned it and kept it with Brother Optimus Prime..."
In my good-guy mode, where I usually laugh non-stop, I suddenly felt sadder than I had ever felt before.
"Classmate Ye Lin has a robot that is not very valuable. His arm was squeezed out while riding the bus, but classmate Ye Lin never abandoned it and kept it with Brother Optimus Prime..."
You are my adopted sister! By classifying you as "sister", I have been able to successfully ignore the oppression and torture you have subjected me to for many years and treat you with a normal heart!
Hey, hey, if you mix aphrodisiac into everyone's diet, it's not a matter of you and Pooh breaking off, right? If it takes effect, the whole class will break off their friendship at the top of the mountain together! How tragic! The Japanese AV industry will send congratulatory messages and ask if the copyright can be sold to them so that they can make a "Big Break" series!
not good! This is "good old guy mode"! Some people cry when they are drunk, some people make trouble when they are drunk, but when I am drunk, I just laugh non-stop from beginning to end! I will also laugh when someone tells a Martian joke, and I will laugh when someone tells me that his grandma passed away. And although I can’t say that I respond to requests, I will basically agree to any friendly request!
Xiaoqin does know me well enough. As a person, I have a fatal sense of responsibility deep in my bones, because the one-armed robot broke down when I was holding it while squeezing on the bus. I was "responsible" for it, so not only did I not throw it away Get rid of it and arrange more scenes for it in "September".
At this time, before my logical ability completely disappeared, I realized that almost all of what Xiaoqin tricked me into drinking was beer.
Your sister! If Gong Caicai encountered a snake in the toilet at night, he would be frightened and pee! You actually sound like you treat the other person like a kitten or puppy
You are my adopted sister! By classifying you as "sister", I have been able to successfully ignore the oppression and torture you have subjected me to for many years and treat you with a normal heart!
So with this realization, I unscrewed the cap of the bottle, raised my head and drank a big gulp of the potion.
Then I got a little dizzy.
"Because," Xiaoqin turned her face and let her expression disappear in the darkness, "before I am sure that Winnie's pushback on you is really because of the aphrodisiac, I don't want to go back to that room and listen to the sound of her teeth grinding."
And he leaned his upper body weakly, his short hair, which looked slippery and icy in the heat, rubbing against my shoulders.
Also, when you said, "As long as classmate Ye Lin doesn't bully me in front of my mother," are you saying the opposite
Because I am the owner of a puppy, I also have an unshirkable responsibility for it. Regardless of whether it is "damaged" because of my poor care, I cannot abandon it.
"Why?"
How could I have the heart to "damage" you like this
Not only that, I will also take on the responsibility of an older brother and protect you from any harm!
I placed the half-filled bottle of potion next to the buzzing fan and staggered.
Also, when you said, "As long as classmate Ye Lin doesn't bully me in front of my mother," are you saying the opposite
I suddenly realized: Xiaoqin had been deliberately playing pranks on me, making me angry, attracting me to bully her, and even coming to sacrifice herself to me today, all because she was deliberately seeking the result of me "damaging" her.
"Classmate Ye Lin, can we get married?"
My lips left the mouth of the bottle, staring suspiciously at the three-quarters of liquid left inside.
Just as I feared, Xiaoqin made a dangerous request to me who was in good old guy mode.
I placed the half-filled bottle of potion next to the buzzing fan and staggered.
"Can you come into the bridal chamber with me today?" Xiaoqin shyly pinched the hem of her dress and asked me with her head lowered.
How could I have the heart to "damage" you like this
"I, I can't be sorry to my dad!" I blurted out as I was thinking about my dad's marriage to Aunt Ren.
nonsense! How could I abandon my brave warriors! That was the injury he suffered while rescuing Optimus Prime during the Third Battle of Septon! (For specific details, please refer to "Seven Steps to Septon" which I directed and acted in. Due to the kidnapping of the main actors, it is estimated that the filming will not be completed until 2020) Xiaoqin continued to say beside me: "As long as it belongs to Ye Lin Classmate Ye Lin wouldn’t take the initiative to throw away something that belongs to his classmates, right? The same goes for damaged robots, and the same goes for sick puppies... "
No matter as a sister or anything else, I will never abandon you! Don't be so insecure! Don't show a sad yet sweet expression, as if you have to pay a high price to stay with me!
In my good-guy mode, where I usually laugh non-stop, I suddenly felt sadder than I had ever felt before.
No, they have kissed enough now, and they are about to produce a common offspring. Even if Aunt Ren crushes dad's balls now, it is already too late.
But it is much better than breaking off the relationship between Xiaoqin and Pooh, losing this very important first friend who treats each other as equals, and losing the ability to interact with others normally.
"Why?"
Your sister! If Gong Caicai encountered a snake in the toilet at night, he would be frightened and pee! You actually sound like you treat the other person like a kitten or puppy
"Can't you try again tomorrow?" I asked Xiaoqin.
It is a very important step to save Xiaoqin from the poison of girls' comics and even H-comics. I can't let her heart be closed to Pooh. I want Xiaoqin to be "normalized" as a close female friend of the same age. A "best friend" is essential.
"That's too arbitrary!" I hurriedly said, cherishing the friendship between Xiaoqin and Pooh, "Maybe this formula is incomplete? Maybe this formula is only effective for women? Maybe..."
You don’t have to pay anything! Just call me brother and I will take care of you for the rest of your life! Of course, Brother Optimus Prime, you have to pay me back. If you behave well, I will allow you to participate in the co-production of "September"!
"That's too arbitrary!" I hurriedly said, cherishing the friendship between Xiaoqin and Pooh, "Maybe this formula is incomplete? Maybe this formula is only effective for women? Maybe..."
"Then I'll try a few more times! Why don't you mix the potion into lemon juice or a soup pot like last time? Among the whole class, there must be one with the right attributes that will cause an attack, right?"
not good! This is "good old guy mode"! Some people cry when they are drunk, some people make trouble when they are drunk, but when I am drunk, I just laugh non-stop from beginning to end! I will also laugh when someone tells a Martian joke, and I will laugh when someone tells me that his grandma passed away. And although I can’t say that I respond to requests, I will basically agree to any friendly request!
It is a very important step to save Xiaoqin from the poison of girls' comics and even H-comics. I can't let her heart be closed to Pooh. I want Xiaoqin to be "normalized" as a close female friend of the same age. A "best friend" is essential.
"Because," Xiaoqin turned her face and let her expression disappear in the darkness, "before I am sure that Winnie's pushback on you is really because of the aphrodisiac, I don't want to go back to that room and listen to the sound of her teeth grinding."
Xiao Qin must be thinking so, right
"Classmate Ye Lin, please break me."
The alcohol is not completely over my head yet, and I still have some sense.
Still can’t get over your feelings about Pooh? On the one hand, you feel that the other person is a rare friend, but on the other hand, you are suffering because of your friend's "betrayal" behavior, so you are attacking internally and externally, and you can't sleep no matter what
How could I have the heart to "damage" you like this
Just as I feared, Xiaoqin made a dangerous request to me who was in good old guy mode.
I suddenly realized: Xiaoqin had been deliberately playing pranks on me, making me angry, attracting me to bully her, and even coming to sacrifice herself to me today, all because she was deliberately seeking the result of me "damaging" her.
"Can you come into the bridal chamber with me today?" Xiaoqin shyly pinched the hem of her dress and asked me with her head lowered.