"I, I will definitely work hard! I will definitely work hard to become a girl who is more popular with classmate Ye Lin! Try to let classmate Ye Lin take the initiative next time, take the initiative to ask me to be classmate Ye Lin's girlfriend... "
This is basically the leaning tower of steamed pizza, bastard!
"Sorry, the request to sit on classmate Ye Lin's lap is too much..."
"Can I sit on this chair?" Xiaoqin pointed to the chair I had just sat on and asked overly cautiously.
Your bamboo shoots look like this! This time, the lines are somehow very strong! It's as tough as some kind of building!
"Otherwise, what will happen?" I asked, "If you let Amy know that you are not my girlfriend now, do you know how she will laugh at you?"
"Brother Ye Lin, if you don't come to save me, I'm worried that I will be killed by my uncle..."
Seeing that I was a little embarrassed, Xiaoqin did not delve deeper into the matter of me carrying her into the window.
"If they are really the same thing, why isn't the Diamond Sutra renamed the Graphite Sutra?"
I frowned and thought for a moment, "You can think so too."
"I... I didn't get into trouble this time, it just fell from the sky!" Shu Zhe said with great grievance, "I was coerced by 'Uncle Fireball'!"
The French chef loves his career sincerely. As long as someone likes to eat what he cooks, he will always work hard and get on the stove immediately.
I was afraid that the teacher wouldn’t understand, so I even drew a cross-sectional view of many people dragging the Leaning Tower of Pisa underground! Is that a human or an ant? Why doesn’t the Leaning Tower of Pisa look like a building? If it weren't for your special explanation, I would have seen it as ants fighting cabbage caterpillars!
"Should I tell him?" Xiaoqin was confused for a moment, then realized: "By the way, the French chef doesn't speak Chinese, but he does know some English. He can communicate with me in English. Student Ye Lin's words are a bit..."
"Can."
"Sit anywhere you want," I waved my hand. "As long as it conforms to the etiquette between childhood sweethearts, you don't have to ask my permission for everything."
In order to stimulate our enthusiasm for learning, the mathematics teacher once said in class: "Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you will not be afraid of traveling all over the world." Although the accuracy of this sentence is debatable, it is an indisputable fact that Xiaoqin's mathematics, physics and chemistry are terrible. .
Before I could stop her, she had already torn up a piece of draft paper and used a ballpoint pen to complete the "steamed bamboo shoots" in her mind.
Shu Zhe choked with regret for a while before finally making up his mind and admitting:
"I..." Shu Zhe, who had suffered so much humiliation these days, couldn't help crying loudly: "How could I have imagined that my uncle is Uncle Fireball! He is the one who taught my sister how to use a shotgun, my biological uncle. ah!"
"What trouble did you get into again?" I asked him angrily.
"Brother Ye Lin, you... you must save me!"
What a normal, peaceful life. I hope my viral heart disease can be cured and I can enjoy this kind of life more.
Hearing what I said, Xiaoqin's eyes lit up, "Since Ye Lin, the classmate, can express things through pictures, then I, the future cartoonist Teacher Shui Qin, can also draw what I want to eat!"
"Then..." Xiaoqin saw that I was surprisingly friendly, and gradually became less reserved than she was at first, "In front of Amy and Winnie, when classmate Ye Lin and I pretend to be a couple, can I act coquettishly to classmate Ye Lin? ?”
Which comic? "Love in Zhoukoudian"? Or are they other works that are unbearable to look at and horrific to look at
"Well... Amy shouldn't have much chance of riding the bus with us, right? But there is a possibility that Winnie... "
Eh? Isn’t it Uncle Huoqiu who came up with the idea of letting the “model lady” sell original underwear, as well as blowing up balloons and TT’s
Seeing the sad expression on Xiaoqin's face, I couldn't bear it and comforted her: "Don't be discouraged. I said I would give you a second chance. If you pretend to be a couple in front of Amy and Winnie, just treat it as a preview of the scene." !”
"Wait a minute!" I asked in surprise, "Just now you said you were being coerced by Uncle Fireball, how could you become your uncle again?"
Please let the editor go! Stop killing comic editors with your paintbrush! Do you want to draw a weird story in which SpongeBob falls from the Leaning Tower of Pisa, survives being steamed in a Chinese tourist's pot, and then sends a star to recite "The Graphite Sutra" with tears in his eyes to save his friend
"What? Have you met Uncle Fireball in real life?" I asked, "You usually dress up in men's clothing, but his eyes are so poisonous. Can you recognize that Sister Hongdou wearing a wig and colored contact lenses is you?"
"You have to have confidence in yourself," I said, "This kind of energy is what makes you look like you! You have become less talkative during this period, and I'm not used to it!"
"Yeah, no problem."
Time flew by unknowingly, and it was noon in the blink of an eye. Xiaoqin said that she was going back to the affiliated hospital to have meals with her mother in the ward, and it was hard for me to keep her.
Anyway, I can't do sports now, so some mental exercise is just right.
"I'm going to the mall to buy things. Can I ask Ye Lin to help me carry the shopping bags?"
Halfway through, due to lack of confidence, his voice gradually became quieter, and he lowered his head and did not dare to look directly into my eyes, for fear that I would be angry.
"Yes! The five-color salad in French cuisine contains bamboo shoots!" I said as proudly as if the French chef was my natal family, "As long as you tell him, Xiaoqin, he will definitely make one for you. A delicious dish that contains bamboo shoots!”
"Is it okay to hug classmate Ye Lin's arm?"
When calculating the outer area of a cuboid box without a lid, Xiaoqin often forgets the area of the bottom surface. The reason is that the schematic diagram is not clearly drawn and the bottom surface is blocked by the other four sides!
Steamed sponge is not delicious at all! You should at least steam the pie star! Don’t underestimate the Chinese tourists who bury pots and make rice under the Leaning Tower of Pisa!
With my help, he climbed out of the window and left. Before leaving, he was humming a song in a good mood and said to himself:
I blushed, "I always make gestures with him, or draw what I want to eat on paper..."
"We haven't seen each other for a few years. Ever since he learned to use wireless Internet access at the ranger's hut, he has gradually transformed from a senior hunter to a pervert!"
"Okay?" I don't think we should put too many restrictions on Xiaoqin, otherwise she won't pretend to be the same. It's okay for Winnie, but it will be bad if Amy exposes her.
It was mentioned in the chemistry homework that diamond and graphite are the same element, and Xiaoqin was even more confused.
"When something happy happens, can you give me a hug, classmate Ye Lin?"
When I got the packaged steamed bamboo shoots and lean meat porridge without leaving my room 103, Xiaoqin happily saluted me, and at the same time, she unconsciously thought it was her own painting. It was his extraordinary skill that allowed the French chef to understand the meaning of the painting so quickly.
"Haha O(∩_∩)O~ This way mom and I can both have something to eat! Thank you, classmate Ye Lin! Also help me say thank you to the French chef!"
"It seems that my drawing skills have improved again! I am almost frightened by my artistic talent! Should I finish the girl manga I drew before and submit it to the editor..."
"That, that's true..." Xiaoqin's arms trembled slightly. If the ignorant Amy sprinkled salt on the wound, Xiaoqin really might not be able to bear it.
"If there is only one seat left on the bus, is it okay for me to sit on classmate Ye Lin's lap?"
"I, I'm at my aunt's house now, and my uncle forces me to walk around in a cat maid costume every day, bringing him tea and water, beating his shoulders and back..."
"Long live~\(≧▽≦)/~!!" Xiaoqin couldn't help but want to stand up from the chair to celebrate, but stopped her behavior halfway, as if she felt that it was too stupid.
In the end, I redrawn a crooked steamed bamboo shoot on the back of the draft paper, so that the French chef could barely understand it.
"Ye Lin, please wait a moment. I will finish the drawing. You can take it to the French chef. He will be able to understand what I want in no time!"
"Uncle found out that I was the one who sold him the original underwear. He was very angry at first, but then he seemed very happy. Now he forced me to continue to live in his house. He closed the door every day and asked me to dress up as The cat maid is waiting for him! The way he looks at me is getting weirder and weirder!"
"No, if it's really in front of Amy or Winnie, and the bus is too crowded and there's no room to stand, it's not impossible for you to sit on my lap."
"Can."
Xiaoqin hesitated for a moment, "Mom wants to eat bamboo shoots these two days. Can the French chef make bamboo shoots?"
"Because it is a world-famous tourist attraction, the Italian government sent 1,000 people to pull it up with ropes underground. If it falls, the tickets will not be collected."
After Xiaoqin left, I took a temperature check from Dr. Yu. I was waiting for the French chef to prepare lunch when I received a call from Shu Zhe.
I also drew a crooked box by myself in the blank space of the answer. Is that a box? That's what's left after SpongeBob was crushed by a weight of 500 million tons!
"Classmate Ye Lin asked me to continue to be Ye Lin's girlfriend in front of Amy and Winnie. Is this the proper etiquette between childhood sweethearts?"
Well, I decided to guide Xiaoqin to finish all the science homework first, and then follow Xiaoqin's homework and copy all my own homework, so that the study tasks for this summer vacation can be completed.
"Don't be silly. You brought your summer homework, right?" I said, "If you don't understand something, I'll teach you."
Xiaoqin suddenly seemed to be cast by a fairy godmother, and her whole body exuded brilliance and vitality.
As for the question "Why doesn't the Leaning Tower of Pisa fall?", I don't answer "center of gravity", "vertical line", "fulcrum", "support surface", but answer very self-consciously and emotionally:
Even with the curtains closed, there was plenty of sunlight. I guided Xiaoqin to do her homework, and I felt a rare sense of ease and comfort.
"It's not just to show off to anyone," I said sarcastically, "It's normal for childhood sweethearts to behave like this... probably."
"(*^__^*) Hee hee..." But on the whole, he still kept his true nature, looking at me with a smile, and the joy in his eyes could not be concealed at all.
After Shu Zhe answered the call, he immediately begged me with tears in his eyes.
Xiaoqin took off her schoolbag and hung it on the back of the chair. Then she turned to me sitting by the bed, blinked and asked:
"By the way, we have to have lunch anyway, why not ask the French chef to make something suitable for the patients, and then you can take it to Aunt Ren?" I suggested.
Xiaoqin did a good job in her English homework. Although the reading analysis in the Chinese homework often came up with surprising words (for example, dog barking is a description of language), but because of her neat and beautiful handwriting, Old Man Zhang should give her a good score on the paper. Bar
Hurry up and apologize to Buddhists all over the world! Your thinking is too jumping! Teaching you math, physics and chemistry, how come it feels no less difficult than leading Amy to win the LOL rankings
"Then..." Xiaoqin became more and more excited after hearing me saying "yes" and "no problem" all the way. "Then, as long as I am in front of Amy and Winnie, I will become more like classmate Ye Lin's girlfriend than before. ?”