Maybe it's a joke of fate. While I've suffered disasters in the past few days, Shu Zhe has also suffered misfortune.
On the other hand, his wife, the squad leader and Shu Zhe's aunt, goes to the forest area to visit her husband every three to five months. Because of the long distance, this frequency may not be as frequent as visiting the prison.
As a result, Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was tortured by his inner thoughts and couldn't sleep. After his wife fell asleep, he quietly touched his nephew's room.
"Who told me that I have no children, and your brother is so useless that he doesn't even dare to come to the forest area?"
Having worked as a forest ranger in remote mountainous areas for a long time, he often only returns home once a year. In addition, he encountered a forest fire on New Year's Eve last year and had to stay behind. As a result, he has not returned to Dongshan City for nearly two years.
Uncle Huoqiu's real name is Shu Dongbo (pronounced quite like "Su Dongpo"). He is one year younger than the squad leader's father. He is the biological uncle of the squad leader and Shu Zhe.
When the squad leader was 12 years old, he and his aunt went to the forest area to see Uncle Dongbo during the summer vacation. They didn't take Shu Zhe with them because Shu Zhe didn't want to travel long distances, so he stayed at another relative's house.
When Shu Zhe said "Hello, uncle", Shu Dongbo muttered even more in his heart: "My voice is so damned good. I remember my voice had changed a long time ago when I was his age!"
As a result, Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was tortured by his inner thoughts and couldn't sleep. After his wife fell asleep, he quietly touched his nephew's room.
It’s just that he mistook Shota for a lolita, but more importantly, he almost fed himself to a bear because of masturbating, and now his work-related injury certificate says he has a second-class disability! He used his nephew's underwear to masturbate and masturbated himself to a second-class disability. How could he accept this
Having worked as a forest ranger in remote mountainous areas for a long time, he often only returns home once a year. In addition, he encountered a forest fire on New Year's Eve last year and had to stay behind. As a result, he has not returned to Dongshan City for nearly two years.
On the other hand, his wife, the squad leader and Shu Zhe's aunt, goes to the forest area to visit her husband every three to five months. Because of the long distance, this frequency may not be as frequent as visiting the prison.
Shu Zhe was already sleeping soundly, with his delicate body hidden under the thin blanket. His delicate collarbones and pink shoulders exuded a forbidden temptation.
On the other hand, his wife, the squad leader and Shu Zhe's aunt, goes to the forest area to visit her husband every three to five months. Because of the long distance, this frequency may not be as frequent as visiting the prison.
I used to think that the ranger uncle who taught the monitor how to use a shotgun should be a cool and trustworthy person, but now I suddenly realized that he taught a 12-year-old girl how to use a shotgun, and he still knew that he had a family heirloom hidden in his home. In the case of a shotgun—how irresponsible can one be to do that!
Shu Dongbo's eyes turned red when he saw it. He leaned close to Shu Zhe's ear in a daze and whispered: "Sister Hongdou, sister Hongdou?"
"Okay, I won't say bad things about Shu Zhe." Uncle Dongbo touched the head of Loli monitor, "Anyway, whoever bullies you in the future, just like you did with the wild boar yesterday, kill him with a 'bang' shot ah!"
Seeing the photo of Shu Zhe's transvestite on the homepage of my online store, Shu Dongbo did feel a bit like his niece Shusha at first, but he knew that Shusha would never be able to make such shameful postures and expressions, so he only regarded Hongdou as sister. Someone who looks a bit like Shusha.
"Who told me that I have no children, and your brother is so useless that he doesn't even dare to come to the forest area?"
As a result, Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was tortured by his inner thoughts and couldn't sleep. After his wife fell asleep, he quietly touched his nephew's room.
As a result, Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was tortured by his inner thoughts and couldn't sleep. After his wife fell asleep, he quietly touched his nephew's room.
When the squad leader was 12 years old, he and his aunt went to the forest area to see Uncle Dongbo during the summer vacation. They didn't take Shu Zhe with them because Shu Zhe didn't want to travel long distances, so he stayed at another relative's house.
The one who is going to be killed by the "bang" shot is you! How could you degenerate from an experienced hunter in the mountains to a pervert who buys female model underwear online
"Asshole!" Shu Dongbo was so angry that he almost woke up his wife in the next room. "I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes to have a nephew like you! Tell me! Do you still have the wig and clothes you used to dress up as a transvestite?"
After selling old ginseng at a good price in the town down the mountain, Shu Dongbo had a lot of money and heard that the wireless Internet signal had covered his ranger's cabin, so he bought a laptop on a whim and a 3G Internet card. , started his own Internet surfing career.
Uncle Huoqiu's real name is Shu Dongbo (pronounced quite like "Su Dongpo"). He is one year younger than the squad leader's father. He is the biological uncle of the squad leader and Shu Zhe.
At that time, Uncle Dongbo didn't know how to use wireless Internet, so he didn't have the ID of "Uncle Fireball". Whether in the eyes of the squad leader or others, he was a standard mountain hunter, wearing a ranger's uniform and equipped with a forest police officer. The department’s chest emblem and armband, and later Shu Zhe showed me photos of him at that time. I felt that except for his wider chin, he was completely a Chinese version of Mr. Pei.
"How come this kid has no masculinity at all! He doesn't look like my brother or me at all, but he looks like Shasha's sister!"
"The computer is so complex, I thought I couldn't learn it." Shu Dongbo later confessed, "But I found that it can be used to download porn movies for free from the Internet, so I studied day and night and learned it quickly."
Uncle Huoqiu's real name is Shu Dongbo (pronounced quite like "Su Dongpo"). He is one year younger than the squad leader's father. He is the biological uncle of the squad leader and Shu Zhe.
So Shu Zhe's aunt was very happy and cooked a lot of meals to celebrate. Shu Zhe's presence also reduced the childless loneliness of the couple.
Uncle Dongbo, who saw more bears than people, was very happy to see his niece come to see him, because Shusha had expressed her interest in firearms when she was very young, so he used that summer vacation to visit Shusha. Sha taught her niece how to use a shotgun and took her on field hunting trips.
"Well, monitor, I have a way to make all cats and dogs no longer afraid of you. I wonder if you are interested in trying it?"
The day he returned home, neither early nor late, coincided with the day when the squad leader organized a field trip and entrusted Shu Zhe to the care of his aunt.
As a result, Shu Zhe turned over, drowsily, and said something in his sleep: "Video chat, starting from 200 yuan an hour..."
Later, through the introduction of a "palm friend", I learned that my online store was selling clothes worn by female models. I immediately came to my store and became a repeat customer.
At that time, Uncle Dongbo didn't know how to use wireless Internet, so he didn't have the ID of "Uncle Fireball". Whether in the eyes of the squad leader or others, he was a standard mountain hunter, wearing a ranger's uniform and equipped with a forest police officer. The department’s chest emblem and armband, and later Shu Zhe showed me photos of him at that time. I felt that except for his wider chin, he was completely a Chinese version of Mr. Pei.
"Okay, I won't say bad things about Shu Zhe." Uncle Dongbo touched the head of Loli monitor, "Anyway, whoever bullies you in the future, just like you did with the wild boar yesterday, kill him with a 'bang' shot ah!"
Because mountain patrols are extremely boring and he and his wife have been separated for a long time, Shu Dongbo, a very strong ranger, often suffers from nowhere to vent his desires at night, so the Internet has become a very important part of his night life, leading him to only use Within half a year, I became an old internet bug.
I used to think that the ranger uncle who taught the monitor how to use a shotgun should be a cool and trustworthy person, but now I suddenly realized that he taught a 12-year-old girl how to use a shotgun, and he still knew that he had a family heirloom hidden in his home. In the case of a shotgun—how irresponsible can one be to do that!
On the other hand, his wife, the squad leader and Shu Zhe's aunt, goes to the forest area to visit her husband every three to five months. Because of the long distance, this frequency may not be as frequent as visiting the prison.
Or is it that the ancestral hunter halo of the squad leader's family can only be inherited by one person in each generation, and once the virginity is lost, the glory will dim or even disappear
Because mountain patrols are extremely boring and he and his wife have been separated for a long time, Shu Dongbo, a very strong ranger, often suffers from nowhere to vent his desires at night, so the Internet has become a very important part of his night life, leading him to only use Within half a year, I became an old internet bug.
"Shasha, starting from your grandfather's grandfather, our family has been hunters for generations, so it is my duty to teach you how to use a gun."
"Shasha, starting from your grandfather's grandfather, our family has been hunters for generations, so it is my duty to teach you how to use a gun."
When the squad leader was 12 years old, he and his aunt went to the forest area to see Uncle Dongbo during the summer vacation. They didn't take Shu Zhe with them because Shu Zhe didn't want to travel long distances, so he stayed at another relative's house.
It’s just that he mistook Shota for a lolita, but more importantly, he almost fed himself to a bear because of masturbating, and now his work-related injury certificate says he has a second-class disability! He used his nephew's underwear to masturbate and masturbated himself to a second-class disability. How could he accept this
At that time, Uncle Dongbo didn't know how to use wireless Internet, so he didn't have the ID of "Uncle Fireball". Whether in the eyes of the squad leader or others, he was a standard mountain hunter, wearing a ranger's uniform and equipped with a forest police officer. The department’s chest emblem and armband, and later Shu Zhe showed me photos of him at that time. I felt that except for his wider chin, he was completely a Chinese version of Mr. Pei.
"Who told me that I have no children, and your brother is so useless that he doesn't even dare to come to the forest area?"
Later, through the introduction of a "palm friend", I learned that my online store was selling clothes worn by female models. I immediately came to my store and became a repeat customer.
The root of everything started a year and a half ago, when Shu Dongbo opened express delivery in the area where he worked as a forest ranger, and he dug up an old wild ginseng tree while patrolling the mountains.
Let’s forget the above delusions, otherwise I will have the choice between 18.51mm and 16.82mm shotguns.
"Xiao Zhe, Xiao Zhe is not useless!" The monitor, who was only 12 years old, had just graduated from elementary school, and still smelled very loli, defended his younger brother, carrying a shotgun that was more than half his height, "Xiao Zhe is Because his physique is so attractive to mosquitoes, even more so than mine, if he comes to the forest area, he will be bitten to death by mosquitoes!"
Maybe it's a joke of fate. While I've suffered disasters in the past few days, Shu Zhe has also suffered misfortune.
On the other hand, his wife, the squad leader and Shu Zhe's aunt, goes to the forest area to visit her husband every three to five months. Because of the long distance, this frequency may not be as frequent as visiting the prison.
The more they look, the more they look alike, and the more they look, the more they feel like they are the same person. There is a pose that is close to the orchid finger when taking pictures, which Shu Zhe often uses unknowingly when drinking water from a cup recently.
It’s just that he mistook Shota for a lolita, but more importantly, he almost fed himself to a bear because of masturbating, and now his work-related injury certificate says he has a second-class disability! He used his nephew's underwear to masturbate and masturbated himself to a second-class disability. How could he accept this
As a result, Shu Zhe turned over, drowsily, and said something in his sleep: "Video chat, starting from 200 yuan an hour..."
At that time, Uncle Dongbo didn't know how to use wireless Internet, so he didn't have the ID of "Uncle Fireball". Whether in the eyes of the squad leader or others, he was a standard mountain hunter, wearing a ranger's uniform and equipped with a forest police officer. The department’s chest emblem and armband, and later Shu Zhe showed me photos of him at that time. I felt that except for his wider chin, he was completely a Chinese version of Mr. Pei.
Having worked as a forest ranger in remote mountainous areas for a long time, he often only returns home once a year. In addition, he encountered a forest fire on New Year's Eve last year and had to stay behind. As a result, he has not returned to Dongshan City for nearly two years.
"Asshole!" Shu Dongbo was so angry that he almost woke up his wife in the next room. "I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes to have a nephew like you! Tell me! Do you still have the wig and clothes you used to dress up as a transvestite?"
"Okay, I won't say bad things about Shu Zhe." Uncle Dongbo touched the head of Loli monitor, "Anyway, whoever bullies you in the future, just like you did with the wild boar yesterday, kill him with a 'bang' shot ah!"
Fortunately, the skinny camel was bigger than the horse, and Shu Dongbo still had basic qualities. Although he lost his gun and had a deep wound on his right arm, he managed to escape with his life and did not become the black bear's lunch.
So Shu Zhe's aunt was very happy and cooked a lot of meals to celebrate. Shu Zhe's presence also reduced the childless loneliness of the couple.
The one who is going to be killed by the "bang" shot is you! How could you degenerate from an experienced hunter in the mountains to a pervert who buys female model underwear online
The one who is going to be killed by the "bang" shot is you! How could you degenerate from an experienced hunter in the mountains to a pervert who buys female model underwear online
Because he hadn't seen Shu Zhe for at least two years, Shu Dongbo never imagined that the original women's clothing he bought was something worn by his nephew.
The side face under the faint moonlight shows a quiet and delicate beauty, and the moist and translucent lips give people the illusion of lipstick on them.
On the other hand, his wife, the squad leader and Shu Zhe's aunt, goes to the forest area to visit her husband every three to five months. Because of the long distance, this frequency may not be as frequent as visiting the prison.
But the Internet is an illusory existence after all. After watching a huge amount of pornographic movies, Shu Dongbo felt empty and began to patronize adult product online stores.
The root of everything started a year and a half ago, when Shu Dongbo opened express delivery in the area where he worked as a forest ranger, and he dug up an old wild ginseng tree while patrolling the mountains.
"Xiao Zhe, Xiao Zhe is not useless!" The monitor, who was only 12 years old, had just graduated from elementary school, and still smelled very loli, defended his younger brother, carrying a shotgun that was more than half his height, "Xiao Zhe is Because his physique is so attractive to mosquitoes, even more so than mine, if he comes to the forest area, he will be bitten to death by mosquitoes!"
Shu Dongbo was attacked by a black bear because his boss didn't know that he was dizzy from masturbating. They thought that he was working hard to maintain the mountains and forests as he had been for more than ten years. It was bad luck that he encountered this kind of thing. So soon Shu Dongbo was assessed as a work-related injury.
"Shasha, starting from your grandfather's grandfather, our family has been hunters for generations, so it is my duty to teach you how to use a gun."
So Shu Zhe's aunt was very happy and cooked a lot of meals to celebrate. Shu Zhe's presence also reduced the childless loneliness of the couple.
It’s just that he mistook Shota for a lolita, but more importantly, he almost fed himself to a bear because of masturbating, and now his work-related injury certificate says he has a second-class disability! He used his nephew's underwear to masturbate and masturbated himself to a second-class disability. How could he accept this
Because mountain patrols are extremely boring and he and his wife have been separated for a long time, Shu Dongbo, a very strong ranger, often suffers from nowhere to vent his desires at night, so the Internet has become a very important part of his night life, leading him to only use Within half a year, I became an old internet bug.
After selling old ginseng at a good price in the town down the mountain, Shu Dongbo had a lot of money and heard that the wireless Internet signal had covered his ranger's cabin, so he bought a laptop on a whim and a 3G Internet card. , started his own Internet surfing career.
"Who told me that I have no children, and your brother is so useless that he doesn't even dare to come to the forest area?"
Uncle Huoqiu's real name is Shu Dongbo (pronounced quite like "Su Dongpo"). He is one year younger than the squad leader's father. He is the biological uncle of the squad leader and Shu Zhe.
Maybe it's a joke of fate. While I've suffered disasters in the past few days, Shu Zhe has also suffered misfortune.
"Okay, I won't say bad things about Shu Zhe." Uncle Dongbo touched the head of Loli monitor, "Anyway, whoever bullies you in the future, just like you did with the wild boar yesterday, kill him with a 'bang' shot ah!"
At that time, Uncle Dongbo didn't know how to use wireless Internet, so he didn't have the ID of "Uncle Fireball". Whether in the eyes of the squad leader or others, he was a standard mountain hunter, wearing a ranger's uniform and equipped with a forest police officer. The department’s chest emblem and armband, and later Shu Zhe showed me photos of him at that time. I felt that except for his wider chin, he was completely a Chinese version of Mr. Pei.
So Shu Zhe's aunt was very happy and cooked a lot of meals to celebrate. Shu Zhe's presence also reduced the childless loneliness of the couple.
But the Internet is an illusory existence after all. After watching a huge amount of pornographic movies, Shu Dongbo felt empty and began to patronize adult product online stores.
Let’s forget the above delusions, otherwise I will have the choice between 18.51mm and 16.82mm shotguns.
"The computer is so complex, I thought I couldn't learn it." Shu Dongbo later confessed, "But I found that it can be used to download porn movies for free from the Internet, so I studied day and night and learned it quickly."
"Well, monitor, I have a way to make all cats and dogs no longer afraid of you. I wonder if you are interested in trying it?"
Let’s forget the above delusions, otherwise I will have the choice between 18.51mm and 16.82mm shotguns.
On the other hand, his wife, the squad leader and Shu Zhe's aunt, goes to the forest area to visit her husband every three to five months. Because of the long distance, this frequency may not be as frequent as visiting the prison.
"Eh?" Shu Zhe was completely unaware of the impending crisis at the time and replied, "There are still some left at home. Uncle, why do you ask this?"
Or is it that the ancestral hunter halo of the squad leader's family can only be inherited by one person in each generation, and once the virginity is lost, the glory will dim or even disappear
Fortunately, the skinny camel was bigger than the horse, and Shu Dongbo still had basic qualities. Although he lost his gun and had a deep wound on his right arm, he managed to escape with his life and did not become the black bear's lunch.
Although I didn't visit our online store for the first time, it is inevitable that I have visited our alliance online store many times and heard the name of our "Happy Valley Love Shop".
"Asshole!" Shu Dongbo was so angry that he almost woke up his wife in the next room. "I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes to have a nephew like you! Tell me! Do you still have the wig and clothes you used to dress up as a transvestite?"
Because mountain patrols are extremely boring and he and his wife have been separated for a long time, Shu Dongbo, a very strong ranger, often suffers from nowhere to vent his desires at night, so the Internet has become a very important part of his night life, leading him to only use Within half a year, I became an old internet bug.
Although I didn't visit our online store for the first time, it is inevitable that I have visited our alliance online store many times and heard the name of our "Happy Valley Love Shop".
When the squad leader was 12 years old, he and his aunt went to the forest area to see Uncle Dongbo during the summer vacation. They didn't take Shu Zhe with them because Shu Zhe didn't want to travel long distances, so he stayed at another relative's house.
But the Internet is an illusory existence after all. After watching a huge amount of pornographic movies, Shu Dongbo felt empty and began to patronize adult product online stores.
As a result, Shu Zhe turned over, drowsily, and said something in his sleep: "Video chat, starting from 200 yuan an hour..."
At that time, Uncle Dongbo didn't know how to use wireless Internet, so he didn't have the ID of "Uncle Fireball". Whether in the eyes of the squad leader or others, he was a standard mountain hunter, wearing a ranger's uniform and equipped with a forest police officer. The department’s chest emblem and armband, and later Shu Zhe showed me photos of him at that time. I felt that except for his wider chin, he was completely a Chinese version of Mr. Pei.
But the Internet is an illusory existence after all. After watching a huge amount of pornographic movies, Shu Dongbo felt empty and began to patronize adult product online stores.
As a result, Shu Zhe turned over, drowsily, and said something in his sleep: "Video chat, starting from 200 yuan an hour..."
Let’s forget the above delusions, otherwise I will have the choice between 18.51mm and 16.82mm shotguns.
I used to think that the ranger uncle who taught the monitor how to use a shotgun should be a cool and trustworthy person, but now I suddenly realized that he taught a 12-year-old girl how to use a shotgun, and he still knew that he had a family heirloom hidden in his home. In the case of a shotgun—how irresponsible can one be to do that!
Shu Dongbo understood everything immediately! The orifices are bleeding! So furious! I thought I was well-informed on the Internet, but I actually fell into the trap of an online store and bought a transvestite’s original women’s clothes to masturbate. Moreover, this transvestite was my nephew!
When the squad leader was 12 years old, he and his aunt went to the forest area to see Uncle Dongbo during the summer vacation. They didn't take Shu Zhe with them because Shu Zhe didn't want to travel long distances, so he stayed at another relative's house.
Because Shu Dongbo was once the Chinese version of Mr. Bei, even if his right arm is slightly atrophied, it is still thicker than Shu Zhe's calf. Shu Zhe glanced up and muttered: "It doesn't seem like there's much of a problem..."
Although I didn't visit our online store for the first time, it is inevitable that I have visited our alliance online store many times and heard the name of our "Happy Valley Love Shop".
Because Shu Dongbo was once the Chinese version of Mr. Bei, even if his right arm is slightly atrophied, it is still thicker than Shu Zhe's calf. Shu Zhe glanced up and muttered: "It doesn't seem like there's much of a problem..."
Shu Zhe knelt on the bed and begged for mercy, and sold me out with his first words.
"The computer is so complex, I thought I couldn't learn it." Shu Dongbo later confessed, "But I found that it can be used to download porn movies for free from the Internet, so I studied day and night and learned it quickly."
After the injury, Shu Dongbo did not recover well. His right arm showed symptoms of mild muscle atrophy and his mental state was not good. So after careful consideration, the Forestry Bureau decided to grant Shu Dongbo a disability pension and let him retire early. So Shu Dongbo finally became famous. I returned to Dongshan City after two years of absence, and I no longer have to go back to work.
As a result, Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was tortured by his inner thoughts and couldn't sleep. After his wife fell asleep, he quietly touched his nephew's room.
"It's just that I spent a lot of money unjustly..." Shu Dongbo pointed to his shrunken right arm, "You hurt me like this, how should you compensate me?"
As a result, Shu Zhe turned over, drowsily, and said something in his sleep: "Video chat, starting from 200 yuan an hour..."
Shu Dongbo was attacked by a black bear because his boss didn't know that he was dizzy from masturbating. They thought that he was working hard to maintain the mountains and forests as he had been for more than ten years. It was bad luck that he encountered this kind of thing. So soon Shu Dongbo was assessed as a work-related injury.
Later, through the introduction of a "palm friend", I learned that my online store was selling clothes worn by female models. I immediately came to my store and became a repeat customer.
Maybe it's a joke of fate. While I've suffered disasters in the past few days, Shu Zhe has also suffered misfortune.
Maybe it's a joke of fate. While I've suffered disasters in the past few days, Shu Zhe has also suffered misfortune.
Shu Dongbo looked at his nephew who was cowering in a ball on the bed. He was originally very angry, but suddenly he felt an unprecedented feeling in his heart, and some worse habit began to awaken.
Or is it that the ancestral hunter halo of the squad leader's family can only be inherited by one person in each generation, and once the virginity is lost, the glory will dim or even disappear
How did Shu Dongbo know that Shu Zhe had taught himself "pseudo-voice" pronunciation in order not to reveal his secrets during the "Parsley Stuffed Steamed Buns" video? He had imitated girls' voices to the point where they were fake and real. Nowadays, clues are occasionally revealed in life.
The one who is going to be killed by the "bang" shot is you! How could you degenerate from an experienced hunter in the mountains to a pervert who buys female model underwear online
Shu Dongbo's eyes turned red when he saw it. He leaned close to Shu Zhe's ear in a daze and whispered: "Sister Hongdou, sister Hongdou?"
Uncle Huoqiu's real name is Shu Dongbo (pronounced quite like "Su Dongpo"). He is one year younger than the squad leader's father. He is the biological uncle of the squad leader and Shu Zhe.
Seeing the photo of Shu Zhe's transvestite on the homepage of my online store, Shu Dongbo did feel a bit like his niece Shusha at first, but he knew that Shusha would never be able to make such shameful postures and expressions, so he only regarded Hongdou as sister. Someone who looks a bit like Shusha.
When Shu Zhe said "Hello, uncle", Shu Dongbo muttered even more in his heart: "My voice is so damned good. I remember my voice had changed a long time ago when I was his age!"
The side face under the faint moonlight shows a quiet and delicate beauty, and the moist and translucent lips give people the illusion of lipstick on them.
Let’s forget the above delusions, otherwise I will have the choice between 18.51mm and 16.82mm shotguns.
"Eh?" Shu Zhe was completely unaware of the impending crisis at the time and replied, "There are still some left at home. Uncle, why do you ask this?"
"Okay, I won't say bad things about Shu Zhe." Uncle Dongbo touched the head of Loli monitor, "Anyway, whoever bullies you in the future, just like you did with the wild boar yesterday, kill him with a 'bang' shot ah!"
But the Internet is an illusory existence after all. After watching a huge amount of pornographic movies, Shu Dongbo felt empty and began to patronize adult product online stores.
Shu Zhe was already sleeping soundly, with his delicate body hidden under the thin blanket. His delicate collarbones and pink shoulders exuded a forbidden temptation.
Because he hadn't seen Shu Zhe for at least two years, Shu Dongbo never imagined that the original women's clothing he bought was something worn by his nephew.
The side face under the faint moonlight shows a quiet and delicate beauty, and the moist and translucent lips give people the illusion of lipstick on them.
Maybe it's a joke of fate. While I've suffered disasters in the past few days, Shu Zhe has also suffered misfortune.
The side face under the faint moonlight shows a quiet and delicate beauty, and the moist and translucent lips give people the illusion of lipstick on them.
He was so angry that he shook Shu Zhe awake. Shu Zhe was dizzy at first, but when Shu Dongbo said that he was "Uncle Fireball", he was so scared that Shu Zhe couldn't sleep anymore.
Shu Dongbo, who has been transformed into "Uncle Fireball" on the Internet, unknowingly took the women's clothes worn by his nephew and vented his desire on his nephew's photos of transvestites, which led to a decrease in body sensitivity and vigilance, and finally capsized in the gutter. , was attacked by a black bear while patrolling the mountains.
Shu Dongbo, who has been transformed into "Uncle Fireball" on the Internet, unknowingly took the women's clothes worn by his nephew and vented his desire on his nephew's photos of transvestites, which led to a decrease in body sensitivity and vigilance, and finally capsized in the gutter. , was attacked by a black bear while patrolling the mountains.
After nightfall that night, Shu Dongbo recalled his nephew coming out of the bathroom with clear hair, fair skin, and cheeks slightly flushed due to the hot fumigation. The more he thought about it, the more something was wrong, so he opened his laptop and pulled out the files saved in the hard drive. "Hongdou Sister" photo, zoom in and compare carefully.
Shu Zhe knelt on the bed and begged for mercy, and sold me out with his first words.
"Shasha, starting from your grandfather's grandfather, our family has been hunters for generations, so it is my duty to teach you how to use a gun."
"The computer is so complex, I thought I couldn't learn it." Shu Dongbo later confessed, "But I found that it can be used to download porn movies for free from the Internet, so I studied day and night and learned it quickly."
Although her husband was disabled due to a work-related injury, fortunately, he did not have any missing arms or legs, and his atrophic right arm did not continue to deteriorate, but was just slightly thinner than his left arm. As a blessing in disguise, the couple finally no longer had to live apart.
Fortunately, the skinny camel was bigger than the horse, and Shu Dongbo still had basic qualities. Although he lost his gun and had a deep wound on his right arm, he managed to escape with his life and did not become the black bear's lunch.
"Shasha, starting from your grandfather's grandfather, our family has been hunters for generations, so it is my duty to teach you how to use a gun."
"Shasha, starting from your grandfather's grandfather, our family has been hunters for generations, so it is my duty to teach you how to use a gun."
Having worked as a forest ranger in remote mountainous areas for a long time, he often only returns home once a year. In addition, he encountered a forest fire on New Year's Eve last year and had to stay behind. As a result, he has not returned to Dongshan City for nearly two years.
The one who is going to be killed by the "bang" shot is you! How could you degenerate from an experienced hunter in the mountains to a pervert who buys female model underwear online
"Shasha, starting from your grandfather's grandfather, our family has been hunters for generations, so it is my duty to teach you how to use a gun."
When Shu Zhe said "Hello, uncle", Shu Dongbo muttered even more in his heart: "My voice is so damned good. I remember my voice had changed a long time ago when I was his age!"
Not only did he kneel down and beg for mercy, but he also cried and begged his uncle to forgive him for the sake of his sister and aunt.
Masturbation really kills people! The ancestral hunter aura of the squad leader’s family can also be wiped away! Otherwise, how can a mere black bear dare to approach you with a gun
"Xiao Zhe, Xiao Zhe is not useless!" The monitor, who was only 12 years old, had just graduated from elementary school, and still smelled very loli, defended his younger brother, carrying a shotgun that was more than half his height, "Xiao Zhe is Because his physique is so attractive to mosquitoes, even more so than mine, if he comes to the forest area, he will be bitten to death by mosquitoes!"
The more they look, the more they look alike, and the more they look, the more they feel like they are the same person. There is a pose that is close to the orchid finger when taking pictures, which Shu Zhe often uses unknowingly when drinking water from a cup recently.
Or is it that the ancestral hunter halo of the squad leader's family can only be inherited by one person in each generation, and once the virginity is lost, the glory will dim or even disappear
After selling old ginseng at a good price in the town down the mountain, Shu Dongbo had a lot of money and heard that the wireless Internet signal had covered his ranger's cabin, so he bought a laptop on a whim and a 3G Internet card. , started his own Internet surfing career.
On the other hand, his wife, the squad leader and Shu Zhe's aunt, goes to the forest area to visit her husband every three to five months. Because of the long distance, this frequency may not be as frequent as visiting the prison.
Shu Zhe knelt on the bed and begged for mercy, and sold me out with his first words.
Shu Dongbo was attacked by a black bear because his boss didn't know that he was dizzy from masturbating. They thought that he was working hard to maintain the mountains and forests as he had been for more than ten years. It was bad luck that he encountered this kind of thing. So soon Shu Dongbo was assessed as a work-related injury.
I used to think that the ranger uncle who taught the monitor how to use a shotgun should be a cool and trustworthy person, but now I suddenly realized that he taught a 12-year-old girl how to use a shotgun, and he still knew that he had a family heirloom hidden in his home. In the case of a shotgun—how irresponsible can one be to do that!
Uncle Dongbo, who saw more bears than people, was very happy to see his niece come to see him, because Shusha had expressed her interest in firearms when she was very young, so he used that summer vacation to visit Shusha. Sha taught her niece how to use a shotgun and took her on field hunting trips.
"Well, monitor, I have a way to make all cats and dogs no longer afraid of you. I wonder if you are interested in trying it?"
Uncle Huoqiu's real name is Shu Dongbo (pronounced quite like "Su Dongpo"). He is one year younger than the squad leader's father. He is the biological uncle of the squad leader and Shu Zhe.
Because Shu Dongbo was once the Chinese version of Mr. Bei, even if his right arm is slightly atrophied, it is still thicker than Shu Zhe's calf. Shu Zhe glanced up and muttered: "It doesn't seem like there's much of a problem..."
Although I didn't visit our online store for the first time, it is inevitable that I have visited our alliance online store many times and heard the name of our "Happy Valley Love Shop".
The root of everything started a year and a half ago, when Shu Dongbo opened express delivery in the area where he worked as a forest ranger, and he dug up an old wild ginseng tree while patrolling the mountains.
Let’s forget the above delusions, otherwise I will have the choice between 18.51mm and 16.82mm shotguns.
Shu Dongbo was attacked by a black bear because his boss didn't know that he was dizzy from masturbating. They thought that he was working hard to maintain the mountains and forests as he had been for more than ten years. It was bad luck that he encountered this kind of thing. So soon Shu Dongbo was assessed as a work-related injury.
I used to think that the ranger uncle who taught the monitor how to use a shotgun should be a cool and trustworthy person, but now I suddenly realized that he taught a 12-year-old girl how to use a shotgun, and he still knew that he had a family heirloom hidden in his home. In the case of a shotgun—how irresponsible can one be to do that!
The one who is going to be killed by the "bang" shot is you! How could you degenerate from an experienced hunter in the mountains to a pervert who buys female model underwear online
After selling old ginseng at a good price in the town down the mountain, Shu Dongbo had a lot of money and heard that the wireless Internet signal had covered his ranger's cabin, so he bought a laptop on a whim and a 3G Internet card. , started his own Internet surfing career.
Or is it that the ancestral hunter halo of the squad leader's family can only be inherited by one person in each generation, and once the virginity is lost, the glory will dim or even disappear
After the injury, Shu Dongbo did not recover well. His right arm showed symptoms of mild muscle atrophy and his mental state was not good. So after careful consideration, the Forestry Bureau decided to grant Shu Dongbo a disability pension and let him retire early. So Shu Dongbo finally became famous. I returned to Dongshan City after two years of absence, and I no longer have to go back to work.
When the squad leader was 12 years old, he and his aunt went to the forest area to see Uncle Dongbo during the summer vacation. They didn't take Shu Zhe with them because Shu Zhe didn't want to travel long distances, so he stayed at another relative's house.
The one who is going to be killed by the "bang" shot is you! How could you degenerate from an experienced hunter in the mountains to a pervert who buys female model underwear online
Shu Dongbo was attacked by a black bear because his boss didn't know that he was dizzy from masturbating. They thought that he was working hard to maintain the mountains and forests as he had been for more than ten years. It was bad luck that he encountered this kind of thing. So soon Shu Dongbo was assessed as a work-related injury.
Because mountain patrols are extremely boring and he and his wife have been separated for a long time, Shu Dongbo, a very strong ranger, often suffers from nowhere to vent his desires at night, so the Internet has become a very important part of his night life, leading him to only use Within half a year, I became an old internet bug.
At that time, Uncle Dongbo didn't know how to use wireless Internet, so he didn't have the ID of "Uncle Fireball". Whether in the eyes of the squad leader or others, he was a standard mountain hunter, wearing a ranger's uniform and equipped with a forest police officer. The department’s chest emblem and armband, and later Shu Zhe showed me photos of him at that time. I felt that except for his wider chin, he was completely a Chinese version of Mr. Pei.
When the squad leader was 12 years old, he and his aunt went to the forest area to see Uncle Dongbo during the summer vacation. They didn't take Shu Zhe with them because Shu Zhe didn't want to travel long distances, so he stayed at another relative's house.
After the injury, Shu Dongbo did not recover well. His right arm showed symptoms of mild muscle atrophy and his mental state was not good. So after careful consideration, the Forestry Bureau decided to grant Shu Dongbo a disability pension and let him retire early. So Shu Dongbo finally became famous. I returned to Dongshan City after two years of absence, and I no longer have to go back to work.
Let’s forget the above delusions, otherwise I will have the choice between 18.51mm and 16.82mm shotguns.
Shu Dongbo's eyes turned red when he saw it. He leaned close to Shu Zhe's ear in a daze and whispered: "Sister Hongdou, sister Hongdou?"
The day he returned home, neither early nor late, coincided with the day when the squad leader organized a field trip and entrusted Shu Zhe to the care of his aunt.
Because Shu Dongbo was once the Chinese version of Mr. Bei, even if his right arm is slightly atrophied, it is still thicker than Shu Zhe's calf. Shu Zhe glanced up and muttered: "It doesn't seem like there's much of a problem..."
As a result, Shu Zhe turned over, drowsily, and said something in his sleep: "Video chat, starting from 200 yuan an hour..."
Having worked as a forest ranger in remote mountainous areas for a long time, he often only returns home once a year. In addition, he encountered a forest fire on New Year's Eve last year and had to stay behind. As a result, he has not returned to Dongshan City for nearly two years.
Shu Dongbo looked at his nephew who was cowering in a ball on the bed. He was originally very angry, but suddenly he felt an unprecedented feeling in his heart, and some worse habit began to awaken.
"Well, monitor, I have a way to make all cats and dogs no longer afraid of you. I wonder if you are interested in trying it?"
It’s just that he mistook Shota for a lolita, but more importantly, he almost fed himself to a bear because of masturbating, and now his work-related injury certificate says he has a second-class disability! He used his nephew's underwear to masturbate and masturbated himself to a second-class disability. How could he accept this
Although her husband was disabled due to a work-related injury, fortunately, he did not have any missing arms or legs, and his atrophic right arm did not continue to deteriorate, but was just slightly thinner than his left arm. As a blessing in disguise, the couple finally no longer had to live apart.
Shu Dongbo, who did not notify his family to pick him up at the station, dragged his suitcase back with his left arm. When he first saw Shu Zhe sitting on the sofa at his home, he was stunned.
Uncle Huoqiu's real name is Shu Dongbo (pronounced quite like "Su Dongpo"). He is one year younger than the squad leader's father. He is the biological uncle of the squad leader and Shu Zhe.
After the injury, Shu Dongbo did not recover well. His right arm showed symptoms of mild muscle atrophy and his mental state was not good. So after careful consideration, the Forestry Bureau decided to grant Shu Dongbo a disability pension and let him retire early. So Shu Dongbo finally became famous. I returned to Dongshan City after two years of absence, and I no longer have to go back to work.
How did Shu Dongbo know that Shu Zhe had taught himself "pseudo-voice" pronunciation in order not to reveal his secrets during the "Parsley Stuffed Steamed Buns" video? He had imitated girls' voices to the point where they were fake and real. Nowadays, clues are occasionally revealed in life.
"Eh?" Shu Zhe was completely unaware of the impending crisis at the time and replied, "There are still some left at home. Uncle, why do you ask this?"
"Who told me that I have no children, and your brother is so useless that he doesn't even dare to come to the forest area?"
After selling old ginseng at a good price in the town down the mountain, Shu Dongbo had a lot of money and heard that the wireless Internet signal had covered his ranger's cabin, so he bought a laptop on a whim and a 3G Internet card. , started his own Internet surfing career.
Although I didn't visit our online store for the first time, it is inevitable that I have visited our alliance online store many times and heard the name of our "Happy Valley Love Shop".
Maybe it's a joke of fate. While I've suffered disasters in the past few days, Shu Zhe has also suffered misfortune.
"How come this kid has no masculinity at all! He doesn't look like my brother or me at all, but he looks like Shasha's sister!"
"Well, monitor, I have a way to make all cats and dogs no longer afraid of you. I wonder if you are interested in trying it?"
Fortunately, the skinny camel was bigger than the horse, and Shu Dongbo still had basic qualities. Although he lost his gun and had a deep wound on his right arm, he managed to escape with his life and did not become the black bear's lunch.
So Shu Zhe's aunt was very happy and cooked a lot of meals to celebrate. Shu Zhe's presence also reduced the childless loneliness of the couple.
Shu Zhe knelt on the bed and begged for mercy, and sold me out with his first words.
"It's just that I spent a lot of money unjustly..." Shu Dongbo pointed to his shrunken right arm, "You hurt me like this, how should you compensate me?"
When Shu Zhe said "Hello, uncle", Shu Dongbo muttered even more in his heart: "My voice is so damned good. I remember my voice had changed a long time ago when I was his age!"
At that time, Uncle Dongbo didn't know how to use wireless Internet, so he didn't have the ID of "Uncle Fireball". Whether in the eyes of the squad leader or others, he was a standard mountain hunter, wearing a ranger's uniform and equipped with a forest police officer. The department’s chest emblem and armband, and later Shu Zhe showed me photos of him at that time. I felt that except for his wider chin, he was completely a Chinese version of Mr. Pei.
Not only did he kneel down and beg for mercy, but he also cried and begged his uncle to forgive him for the sake of his sister and aunt.
Or is it that the ancestral hunter halo of the squad leader's family can only be inherited by one person in each generation, and once the virginity is lost, the glory will dim or even disappear
So Shu Zhe's aunt was very happy and cooked a lot of meals to celebrate. Shu Zhe's presence also reduced the childless loneliness of the couple.
But the Internet is an illusory existence after all. After watching a huge amount of pornographic movies, Shu Dongbo felt empty and began to patronize adult product online stores.
Because Shu Dongbo was once the Chinese version of Mr. Bei, even if his right arm is slightly atrophied, it is still thicker than Shu Zhe's calf. Shu Zhe glanced up and muttered: "It doesn't seem like there's much of a problem..."
"It's just that I spent a lot of money unjustly..." Shu Dongbo pointed to his shrunken right arm, "You hurt me like this, how should you compensate me?"
Because Shu Dongbo was once the Chinese version of Mr. Bei, even if his right arm is slightly atrophied, it is still thicker than Shu Zhe's calf. Shu Zhe glanced up and muttered: "It doesn't seem like there's much of a problem..."
How did Shu Dongbo know that Shu Zhe had taught himself "pseudo-voice" pronunciation in order not to reveal his secrets during the "Parsley Stuffed Steamed Buns" video? He had imitated girls' voices to the point where they were fake and real. Nowadays, clues are occasionally revealed in life.
Shu Dongbo was attacked by a black bear because his boss didn't know that he was dizzy from masturbating. They thought that he was working hard to maintain the mountains and forests as he had been for more than ten years. It was bad luck that he encountered this kind of thing. So soon Shu Dongbo was assessed as a work-related injury.
As a result, Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was tortured by his inner thoughts and couldn't sleep. After his wife fell asleep, he quietly touched his nephew's room.
Shu Dongbo's eyes turned red when he saw it. He leaned close to Shu Zhe's ear in a daze and whispered: "Sister Hongdou, sister Hongdou?"
It’s just that he mistook Shota for a lolita, but more importantly, he almost fed himself to a bear because of masturbating, and now his work-related injury certificate says he has a second-class disability! He used his nephew's underwear to masturbate and masturbated himself to a second-class disability. How could he accept this
Because mountain patrols are extremely boring and he and his wife have been separated for a long time, Shu Dongbo, a very strong ranger, often suffers from nowhere to vent his desires at night, so the Internet has become a very important part of his night life, leading him to only use Within half a year, I became an old internet bug.
"Shasha, starting from your grandfather's grandfather, our family has been hunters for generations, so it is my duty to teach you how to use a gun."
Although her husband was disabled due to a work-related injury, fortunately, he did not have any missing arms or legs, and his atrophic right arm did not continue to deteriorate, but was just slightly thinner than his left arm. As a blessing in disguise, the couple finally no longer had to live apart.
"Xiao Zhe, Xiao Zhe is not useless!" The monitor, who was only 12 years old, had just graduated from elementary school, and still smelled very loli, defended his younger brother, carrying a shotgun that was more than half his height, "Xiao Zhe is Because his physique is so attractive to mosquitoes, even more so than mine, if he comes to the forest area, he will be bitten to death by mosquitoes!"
Not only did he kneel down and beg for mercy, but he also cried and begged his uncle to forgive him for the sake of his sister and aunt.
Although I didn't visit our online store for the first time, it is inevitable that I have visited our alliance online store many times and heard the name of our "Happy Valley Love Shop".
So Shu Zhe's aunt was very happy and cooked a lot of meals to celebrate. Shu Zhe's presence also reduced the childless loneliness of the couple.
Shu Dongbo, who did not notify his family to pick him up at the station, dragged his suitcase back with his left arm. When he first saw Shu Zhe sitting on the sofa at his home, he was stunned.
"How come this kid has no masculinity at all! He doesn't look like my brother or me at all, but he looks like Shasha's sister!"
Later, through the introduction of a "palm friend", I learned that my online store was selling clothes worn by female models. I immediately came to my store and became a repeat customer.
Shu Zhe knelt on the bed and begged for mercy, and sold me out with his first words.
After selling old ginseng at a good price in the town down the mountain, Shu Dongbo had a lot of money and heard that the wireless Internet signal had covered his ranger's cabin, so he bought a laptop on a whim and a 3G Internet card. , started his own Internet surfing career.
Shu Zhe knelt on the bed and begged for mercy, and sold me out with his first words.
"Well, monitor, I have a way to make all cats and dogs no longer afraid of you. I wonder if you are interested in trying it?"
"The computer is so complex, I thought I couldn't learn it." Shu Dongbo later confessed, "But I found that it can be used to download porn movies for free from the Internet, so I studied day and night and learned it quickly."
After nightfall that night, Shu Dongbo recalled his nephew coming out of the bathroom with clear hair, fair skin, and cheeks slightly flushed due to the hot fumigation. The more he thought about it, the more something was wrong, so he opened his laptop and pulled out the files saved in the hard drive. "Hongdou Sister" photo, zoom in and compare carefully.
Or is it that the ancestral hunter halo of the squad leader's family can only be inherited by one person in each generation, and once the virginity is lost, the glory will dim or even disappear
The one who is going to be killed by the "bang" shot is you! How could you degenerate from an experienced hunter in the mountains to a pervert who buys female model underwear online
But the Internet is an illusory existence after all. After watching a huge amount of pornographic movies, Shu Dongbo felt empty and began to patronize adult product online stores.
Although I didn't visit our online store for the first time, it is inevitable that I have visited our alliance online store many times and heard the name of our "Happy Valley Love Shop".
Or is it that the ancestral hunter halo of the squad leader's family can only be inherited by one person in each generation, and once the virginity is lost, the glory will dim or even disappear
As a result, Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was tortured by his inner thoughts and couldn't sleep. After his wife fell asleep, he quietly touched his nephew's room.
The more they look, the more they look alike, and the more they look, the more they feel like they are the same person. There is a pose that is close to the orchid finger when taking pictures, which Shu Zhe often uses unknowingly when drinking water from a cup recently.
When Shu Zhe said "Hello, uncle", Shu Dongbo muttered even more in his heart: "My voice is so damned good. I remember my voice had changed a long time ago when I was his age!"
Masturbation really kills people! The ancestral hunter aura of the squad leader’s family can also be wiped away! Otherwise, how can a mere black bear dare to approach you with a gun
Having worked as a forest ranger in remote mountainous areas for a long time, he often only returns home once a year. In addition, he encountered a forest fire on New Year's Eve last year and had to stay behind. As a result, he has not returned to Dongshan City for nearly two years.
"Okay, I won't say bad things about Shu Zhe." Uncle Dongbo touched the head of Loli monitor, "Anyway, whoever bullies you in the future, just like you did with the wild boar yesterday, kill him with a 'bang' shot ah!"
As a result, Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was tortured by his inner thoughts and couldn't sleep. After his wife fell asleep, he quietly touched his nephew's room.
"Eh?" Shu Zhe was completely unaware of the impending crisis at the time and replied, "There are still some left at home. Uncle, why do you ask this?"
"Asshole!" Shu Dongbo was so angry that he almost woke up his wife in the next room. "I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes to have a nephew like you! Tell me! Do you still have the wig and clothes you used to dress up as a transvestite?"
Not only did he kneel down and beg for mercy, but he also cried and begged his uncle to forgive him for the sake of his sister and aunt.
Shu Zhe was already sleeping soundly, with his delicate body hidden under the thin blanket. His delicate collarbones and pink shoulders exuded a forbidden temptation.
"Asshole!" Shu Dongbo was so angry that he almost woke up his wife in the next room. "I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes to have a nephew like you! Tell me! Do you still have the wig and clothes you used to dress up as a transvestite?"
Shu Zhe was already sleeping soundly, with his delicate body hidden under the thin blanket. His delicate collarbones and pink shoulders exuded a forbidden temptation.
"The computer is so complex, I thought I couldn't learn it." Shu Dongbo later confessed, "But I found that it can be used to download porn movies for free from the Internet, so I studied day and night and learned it quickly."
"Eh?" Shu Zhe was completely unaware of the impending crisis at the time and replied, "There are still some left at home. Uncle, why do you ask this?"
Seeing the photo of Shu Zhe's transvestite on the homepage of my online store, Shu Dongbo did feel a bit like his niece Shusha at first, but he knew that Shusha would never be able to make such shameful postures and expressions, so he only regarded Hongdou as sister. Someone who looks a bit like Shusha.
"The computer is so complex, I thought I couldn't learn it." Shu Dongbo later confessed, "But I found that it can be used to download porn movies for free from the Internet, so I studied day and night and learned it quickly."
Seeing the photo of Shu Zhe's transvestite on the homepage of my online store, Shu Dongbo did feel a bit like his niece Shusha at first, but he knew that Shusha would never be able to make such shameful postures and expressions, so he only regarded Hongdou as sister. Someone who looks a bit like Shusha.
The root of everything started a year and a half ago, when Shu Dongbo opened express delivery in the area where he worked as a forest ranger, and he dug up an old wild ginseng tree while patrolling the mountains.
The side face under the faint moonlight shows a quiet and delicate beauty, and the moist and translucent lips give people the illusion of lipstick on them.
Although I didn't visit our online store for the first time, it is inevitable that I have visited our alliance online store many times and heard the name of our "Happy Valley Love Shop".
Shu Dongbo was attacked by a black bear because his boss didn't know that he was dizzy from masturbating. They thought that he was working hard to maintain the mountains and forests as he had been for more than ten years. It was bad luck that he encountered this kind of thing. So soon Shu Dongbo was assessed as a work-related injury.
He was so angry that he shook Shu Zhe awake. Shu Zhe was dizzy at first, but when Shu Dongbo said that he was "Uncle Fireball", he was so scared that Shu Zhe couldn't sleep anymore.
But the Internet is an illusory existence after all. After watching a huge amount of pornographic movies, Shu Dongbo felt empty and began to patronize adult product online stores.
Shu Dongbo's eyes turned red when he saw it. He leaned close to Shu Zhe's ear in a daze and whispered: "Sister Hongdou, sister Hongdou?"
Not only did he kneel down and beg for mercy, but he also cried and begged his uncle to forgive him for the sake of his sister and aunt.
"Xiao Zhe, Xiao Zhe is not useless!" The monitor, who was only 12 years old, had just graduated from elementary school, and still smelled very loli, defended his younger brother, carrying a shotgun that was more than half his height, "Xiao Zhe is Because his physique is so attractive to mosquitoes, even more so than mine, if he comes to the forest area, he will be bitten to death by mosquitoes!"
Or is it that the ancestral hunter halo of the squad leader's family can only be inherited by one person in each generation, and once the virginity is lost, the glory will dim or even disappear
As a result, Shu Zhe turned over, drowsily, and said something in his sleep: "Video chat, starting from 200 yuan an hour..."
Because Shu Dongbo was once the Chinese version of Mr. Bei, even if his right arm is slightly atrophied, it is still thicker than Shu Zhe's calf. Shu Zhe glanced up and muttered: "It doesn't seem like there's much of a problem..."
The day he returned home, neither early nor late, coincided with the day when the squad leader organized a field trip and entrusted Shu Zhe to the care of his aunt.
The day he returned home, neither early nor late, coincided with the day when the squad leader organized a field trip and entrusted Shu Zhe to the care of his aunt.
Shu Dongbo understood everything immediately! The orifices are bleeding! So furious! I thought I was well-informed on the Internet, but I actually fell into the trap of an online store and bought a transvestite’s original women’s clothes to masturbate. Moreover, this transvestite was my nephew!
Shu Dongbo, who did not notify his family to pick him up at the station, dragged his suitcase back with his left arm. When he first saw Shu Zhe sitting on the sofa at his home, he was stunned.
As a result, Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was tortured by his inner thoughts and couldn't sleep. After his wife fell asleep, he quietly touched his nephew's room.
"It's just that I spent a lot of money unjustly..." Shu Dongbo pointed to his shrunken right arm, "You hurt me like this, how should you compensate me?"
Although her husband was disabled due to a work-related injury, fortunately, he did not have any missing arms or legs, and his atrophic right arm did not continue to deteriorate, but was just slightly thinner than his left arm. As a blessing in disguise, the couple finally no longer had to live apart.
Or is it that the ancestral hunter halo of the squad leader's family can only be inherited by one person in each generation, and once the virginity is lost, the glory will dim or even disappear
Shu Zhe was already sleeping soundly, with his delicate body hidden under the thin blanket. His delicate collarbones and pink shoulders exuded a forbidden temptation.
"Uncle, I... I was forced by the owner of that adult products store and my sister's classmate!"
It’s just that he mistook Shota for a lolita, but more importantly, he almost fed himself to a bear because of masturbating, and now his work-related injury certificate says he has a second-class disability! He used his nephew's underwear to masturbate and masturbated himself to a second-class disability. How could he accept this
Shu Dongbo, who has been transformed into "Uncle Fireball" on the Internet, unknowingly took the women's clothes worn by his nephew and vented his desire on his nephew's photos of transvestites, which led to a decrease in body sensitivity and vigilance, and finally capsized in the gutter. , was attacked by a black bear while patrolling the mountains.
"Uncle, I... I was forced by the owner of that adult products store and my sister's classmate!"
So Shu Zhe's aunt was very happy and cooked a lot of meals to celebrate. Shu Zhe's presence also reduced the childless loneliness of the couple.
Uncle Huoqiu's real name is Shu Dongbo (pronounced quite like "Su Dongpo"). He is one year younger than the squad leader's father. He is the biological uncle of the squad leader and Shu Zhe.
"Shasha, starting from your grandfather's grandfather, our family has been hunters for generations, so it is my duty to teach you how to use a gun."
Fortunately, the skinny camel was bigger than the horse, and Shu Dongbo still had basic qualities. Although he lost his gun and had a deep wound on his right arm, he managed to escape with his life and did not become the black bear's lunch.
He was so angry that he shook Shu Zhe awake. Shu Zhe was dizzy at first, but when Shu Dongbo said that he was "Uncle Fireball", he was so scared that Shu Zhe couldn't sleep anymore.
"How come this kid has no masculinity at all! He doesn't look like my brother or me at all, but he looks like Shasha's sister!"
Because Shu Dongbo was once the Chinese version of Mr. Bei, even if his right arm is slightly atrophied, it is still thicker than Shu Zhe's calf. Shu Zhe glanced up and muttered: "It doesn't seem like there's much of a problem..."
It’s just that he mistook Shota for a lolita, but more importantly, he almost fed himself to a bear because of masturbating, and now his work-related injury certificate says he has a second-class disability! He used his nephew's underwear to masturbate and masturbated himself to a second-class disability. How could he accept this
Shu Dongbo understood everything immediately! The orifices are bleeding! So furious! I thought I was well-informed on the Internet, but I actually fell into the trap of an online store and bought a transvestite’s original women’s clothes to masturbate. Moreover, this transvestite was my nephew!
"The computer is so complex, I thought I couldn't learn it." Shu Dongbo later confessed, "But I found that it can be used to download porn movies for free from the Internet, so I studied day and night and learned it quickly."
Shu Dongbo, who did not notify his family to pick him up at the station, dragged his suitcase back with his left arm. When he first saw Shu Zhe sitting on the sofa at his home, he was stunned.
"Uncle, I... I was forced by the owner of that adult products store and my sister's classmate!"
"How come this kid has no masculinity at all! He doesn't look like my brother or me at all, but he looks like Shasha's sister!"
After nightfall that night, Shu Dongbo recalled his nephew coming out of the bathroom with clear hair, fair skin, and cheeks slightly flushed due to the hot fumigation. The more he thought about it, the more something was wrong, so he opened his laptop and pulled out the files saved in the hard drive. "Hongdou Sister" photo, zoom in and compare carefully.
When Shu Zhe said "Hello, uncle", Shu Dongbo muttered even more in his heart: "My voice is so damned good. I remember my voice had changed a long time ago when I was his age!"
Shu Zhe knelt on the bed and begged for mercy, and sold me out with his first words.
After selling old ginseng at a good price in the town down the mountain, Shu Dongbo had a lot of money and heard that the wireless Internet signal had covered his ranger's cabin, so he bought a laptop on a whim and a 3G Internet card. , started his own Internet surfing career.
Shu Dongbo, who did not notify his family to pick him up at the station, dragged his suitcase back with his left arm. When he first saw Shu Zhe sitting on the sofa at his home, he was stunned.
Not only did he kneel down and beg for mercy, but he also cried and begged his uncle to forgive him for the sake of his sister and aunt.
Seeing the photo of Shu Zhe's transvestite on the homepage of my online store, Shu Dongbo did feel a bit like his niece Shusha at first, but he knew that Shusha would never be able to make such shameful postures and expressions, so he only regarded Hongdou as sister. Someone who looks a bit like Shusha.
Because he hadn't seen Shu Zhe for at least two years, Shu Dongbo never imagined that the original women's clothing he bought was something worn by his nephew.
Not only did he kneel down and beg for mercy, but he also cried and begged his uncle to forgive him for the sake of his sister and aunt.
"It's just that I spent a lot of money unjustly..." Shu Dongbo pointed to his shrunken right arm, "You hurt me like this, how should you compensate me?"
After selling old ginseng at a good price in the town down the mountain, Shu Dongbo had a lot of money and heard that the wireless Internet signal had covered his ranger's cabin, so he bought a laptop on a whim and a 3G Internet card. , started his own Internet surfing career.
At that time, Uncle Dongbo didn't know how to use wireless Internet, so he didn't have the ID of "Uncle Fireball". Whether in the eyes of the squad leader or others, he was a standard mountain hunter, wearing a ranger's uniform and equipped with a forest police officer. The department’s chest emblem and armband, and later Shu Zhe showed me photos of him at that time. I felt that except for his wider chin, he was completely a Chinese version of Mr. Pei.
After nightfall that night, Shu Dongbo recalled his nephew coming out of the bathroom with clear hair, fair skin, and cheeks slightly flushed due to the hot fumigation. The more he thought about it, the more something was wrong, so he opened his laptop and pulled out the files saved in the hard drive. "Hongdou Sister" photo, zoom in and compare carefully.
So Shu Zhe's aunt was very happy and cooked a lot of meals to celebrate. Shu Zhe's presence also reduced the childless loneliness of the couple.
When Shu Zhe said "Hello, uncle", Shu Dongbo muttered even more in his heart: "My voice is so damned good. I remember my voice had changed a long time ago when I was his age!"
The side face under the faint moonlight shows a quiet and delicate beauty, and the moist and translucent lips give people the illusion of lipstick on them.
At that time, Uncle Dongbo didn't know how to use wireless Internet, so he didn't have the ID of "Uncle Fireball". Whether in the eyes of the squad leader or others, he was a standard mountain hunter, wearing a ranger's uniform and equipped with a forest police officer. The department’s chest emblem and armband, and later Shu Zhe showed me photos of him at that time. I felt that except for his wider chin, he was completely a Chinese version of Mr. Pei.
Shu Dongbo looked at his nephew who was cowering in a ball on the bed. He was originally very angry, but suddenly he felt an unprecedented feeling in his heart, and some worse habit began to awaken.
Although I didn't visit our online store for the first time, it is inevitable that I have visited our alliance online store many times and heard the name of our "Happy Valley Love Shop".
Maybe it's a joke of fate. While I've suffered disasters in the past few days, Shu Zhe has also suffered misfortune.
"It's just that I spent a lot of money unjustly..." Shu Dongbo pointed to his shrunken right arm, "You hurt me like this, how should you compensate me?"
Because mountain patrols are extremely boring and he and his wife have been separated for a long time, Shu Dongbo, a very strong ranger, often suffers from nowhere to vent his desires at night, so the Internet has become a very important part of his night life, leading him to only use Within half a year, I became an old internet bug.
I used to think that the ranger uncle who taught the monitor how to use a shotgun should be a cool and trustworthy person, but now I suddenly realized that he taught a 12-year-old girl how to use a shotgun, and he still knew that he had a family heirloom hidden in his home. In the case of a shotgun—how irresponsible can one be to do that!
How did Shu Dongbo know that Shu Zhe had taught himself "pseudo-voice" pronunciation in order not to reveal his secrets during the "Parsley Stuffed Steamed Buns" video? He had imitated girls' voices to the point where they were fake and real. Nowadays, clues are occasionally revealed in life.
Because mountain patrols are extremely boring and he and his wife have been separated for a long time, Shu Dongbo, a very strong ranger, often suffers from nowhere to vent his desires at night, so the Internet has become a very important part of his night life, leading him to only use Within half a year, I became an old internet bug.
Because Shu Dongbo was once the Chinese version of Mr. Bei, even if his right arm is slightly atrophied, it is still thicker than Shu Zhe's calf. Shu Zhe glanced up and muttered: "It doesn't seem like there's much of a problem..."
As a result, Shu Zhe turned over, drowsily, and said something in his sleep: "Video chat, starting from 200 yuan an hour..."
Maybe it's a joke of fate. While I've suffered disasters in the past few days, Shu Zhe has also suffered misfortune.
When Shu Zhe said "Hello, uncle", Shu Dongbo muttered even more in his heart: "My voice is so damned good. I remember my voice had changed a long time ago when I was his age!"
So Shu Zhe's aunt was very happy and cooked a lot of meals to celebrate. Shu Zhe's presence also reduced the childless loneliness of the couple.
Although her husband was disabled due to a work-related injury, fortunately, he did not have any missing arms or legs, and his atrophic right arm did not continue to deteriorate, but was just slightly thinner than his left arm. As a blessing in disguise, the couple finally no longer had to live apart.
Although her husband was disabled due to a work-related injury, fortunately, he did not have any missing arms or legs, and his atrophic right arm did not continue to deteriorate, but was just slightly thinner than his left arm. As a blessing in disguise, the couple finally no longer had to live apart.
"Asshole!" Shu Dongbo was so angry that he almost woke up his wife in the next room. "I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes to have a nephew like you! Tell me! Do you still have the wig and clothes you used to dress up as a transvestite?"
"Shasha, starting from your grandfather's grandfather, our family has been hunters for generations, so it is my duty to teach you how to use a gun."
The more they look, the more they look alike, and the more they look, the more they feel like they are the same person. There is a pose that is close to the orchid finger when taking pictures, which Shu Zhe often uses unknowingly when drinking water from a cup recently.
Shu Dongbo was attacked by a black bear because his boss didn't know that he was dizzy from masturbating. They thought that he was working hard to maintain the mountains and forests as he had been for more than ten years. It was bad luck that he encountered this kind of thing. So soon Shu Dongbo was assessed as a work-related injury.
"Asshole!" Shu Dongbo was so angry that he almost woke up his wife in the next room. "I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes to have a nephew like you! Tell me! Do you still have the wig and clothes you used to dress up as a transvestite?"
After the injury, Shu Dongbo did not recover well. His right arm showed symptoms of mild muscle atrophy and his mental state was not good. So after careful consideration, the Forestry Bureau decided to grant Shu Dongbo a disability pension and let him retire early. So Shu Dongbo finally became famous. I returned to Dongshan City after two years of absence, and I no longer have to go back to work.
I used to think that the ranger uncle who taught the monitor how to use a shotgun should be a cool and trustworthy person, but now I suddenly realized that he taught a 12-year-old girl how to use a shotgun, and he still knew that he had a family heirloom hidden in his home. In the case of a shotgun—how irresponsible can one be to do that!
"Eh?" Shu Zhe was completely unaware of the impending crisis at the time and replied, "There are still some left at home. Uncle, why do you ask this?"
Masturbation really kills people! The ancestral hunter aura of the squad leader’s family can also be wiped away! Otherwise, how can a mere black bear dare to approach you with a gun
Uncle Dongbo, who saw more bears than people, was very happy to see his niece come to see him, because Shusha had expressed her interest in firearms when she was very young, so he used that summer vacation to visit Shusha. Sha taught her niece how to use a shotgun and took her on field hunting trips.
Shu Dongbo's eyes turned red when he saw it. He leaned close to Shu Zhe's ear in a daze and whispered: "Sister Hongdou, sister Hongdou?"
Uncle Huoqiu's real name is Shu Dongbo (pronounced quite like "Su Dongpo"). He is one year younger than the squad leader's father. He is the biological uncle of the squad leader and Shu Zhe.