"Xiao Hong, what on earth did that beast do to you!"
I originally thought I would face a family ethics tragedy, but unexpectedly it turned into a farce. Sitting on the sofa, I could no longer suppress my smile and asked Shu Zhe:
"Uncle... The express delivery hasn't been delivered yet, but uncle can't wait any longer. He, he insists on forcing me to drink..."
Anger is anger, and the concern and love in it can even be heard by Uncle Huoqiu and I in the living room.
I couldn't continue mid-sentence in disgust.
"I told you that my name is no longer Su Dongpo!" Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
“…”
Fan Chuan couldn't bear it anymore and asked Shu Zhe anxiously.
"Yes!" Xiao Ding also said behind him, "If you don't tell us, how will we know how to avenge you!"
"-Shu Zhe's sister will not let you go! My niece's marksmanship was taught by me myself! Do you think your head is tougher than a wild boar!"
"Okay, Uncle Fireball, come with me to your and your wife's bedroom and have a good talk about what you want to do to Shu Zhe after dinner."
Fan Chuan hugged Shu Zhe tightly and stared at Uncle Fireball with murderous eyes. At the same time, he comforted Shu Zhe and said:
"Uncle Huoqiu, you should already know what the relationship between the two of them is with Shu Zhe. We can't drive them away until we fully understand it in advance. It's better to let them stay here. If you have anything to say to them later, You can also explain it together."
His pupils immediately contracted, and his expression showed a kind of self-loathing, but no matter what, he didn't break away from Fan Chuan's arms, not even trying.
I couldn't continue mid-sentence in disgust.
"Yes!" Xiao Ding also said behind him, "If you don't tell us, how will we know how to avenge you!"
"Hmph, my last name is unlucky in mahjong. You can just call me Uncle Huoqiu. Others won't know what it means anyway."
"That's not okay!" Fan Chuan refused, "Who knows how your perverted uncle will abuse Xiao Hong after we leave!"
Unless they knew in advance, it would be difficult for anyone to tell whether it was his appearance or his voice. The "Xiao Hong" currently lying on the bedside, trembling slightly, was actually a cute boy.
"Hmph! As long as Xiaohong is willing to follow me, I can uninstall the LOL client tomorrow! Can you uninstall the Dota client!"
"Don't underestimate people!" Fan Chuan shouted, "I'm different from you. If Xiaohong says she doesn't want to, I will never force her!"
"-Shu Zhe's sister will not let you go! My niece's marksmanship was taught by me myself! Do you think your head is tougher than a wild boar!"
"Xiaohong! My love for you transcends gender! Why do I care if you are touched by others?" Fan Chuan shouted, "Don't be sad! I'm here to protect you! I will never let others hurt you again. Got it!!”
Reminded by my sarcasm, Shu Zhe began to struggle in Fan Chuan's arms, and fiercely signaled the other party to let go of him with his eyes. Fan Chuan had no choice but to reluctantly let go temporarily.
Of all the people, I was relatively calm (nonsense! Getting excited can cause a heart attack). I took off my sunglasses and pointed to another bedroom with the door open.
Hearing his uncle speak, Shu Zhe seemed to remember the experience of having something poured into his mouth. He coughed a few times and complained: "It tastes so bad... Uncle forced me to drink it... It tastes so bad..."
Shu Zhe raised his face, wiped his tears alternately with his slender arms with maid wristbands, and said aggrievedly:
"Go away, Demacia! Let Xiao Hong go first!"
"I told you that my name is no longer Su Dongpo!" Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
Xiao Ding also rarely stood on the same side as Fan Chuan, echoing: "Su Dongpo is not a good guy! He himself is a pedophile, and he bought a concubine in Hangzhou when he was only 12 years old!"
"Uncle... The express delivery hasn't been delivered yet, but uncle can't wait any longer. He, he insists on forcing me to drink..."
Xiao Ding also rarely stood on the same side as Fan Chuan, echoing: "Su Dongpo is not a good guy! He himself is a pedophile, and he bought a concubine in Hangzhou when he was only 12 years old!"
"I won't let go! Xiaohong likes to be held by me! Xiaohong, don't you think so?"
"What do you think it is!" Uncle Fireball yelled, "What do you think I did to my nephew! What do you want to do to my nephew in the future!"
Fan Chuan didn't believe it immediately and asked Shu Zhe in his arms. After receiving a positive answer, he let out a breath of bad breath.
"Ye Lin can stay," Uncle Fireball ordered with a master's attitude, "You two unrelated people, please don't pester my nephew now, you can leave!"
"Ye Lin can stay," Uncle Fireball ordered with a master's attitude, "You two unrelated people, please don't pester my nephew now, you can leave!"
Shu Zhe lowered his head and did not express his position. I pondered for a moment and said to Uncle Huoqiu: "Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan will supervise each other, and they are so close. If anything really happens, I will come out with you to stop it..."
Fan Chuan saw the shiny, unknown liquid sliding down from the corner of Shu Zhe's mouth. He didn't know whether it was tears or something else.
Fan Chuan saw this and sneered: "How is it? Although Xiaohong has pretended to be your girlfriend, in the end I love her more! You are not even willing to uninstall the Dota client..."
"-Shu Zhe's sister will not let you go! My niece's marksmanship was taught by me myself! Do you think your head is tougher than a wild boar!"
Anger is anger, and the concern and love in it can even be heard by Uncle Huoqiu and I in the living room.
Shu Zhe was fought over by the two men and remained silent.
"I told you that my name is no longer Su Dongpo!" Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
Fan Chuan's eyes were immediately split, and he was furious. His eyes were red and he shouted: "I've even done that kind of thing to you! I've actually touched your mouth..."
"Uncle Huoqiu, you should already know what the relationship between the two of them is with Shu Zhe. We can't drive them away until we fully understand it in advance. It's better to let them stay here. If you have anything to say to them later, You can also explain it together."
His pupils immediately contracted, and his expression showed a kind of self-loathing, but no matter what, he didn't break away from Fan Chuan's arms, not even trying.
His pupils immediately contracted, and his expression showed a kind of self-loathing, but no matter what, he didn't break away from Fan Chuan's arms, not even trying.
Regarding Fan Chuan's move, Xiao Ding felt that Fan Chuan was too bold and hated being robbed of the opportunity. He had no choice but to watch the two hugging each other awkwardly.
Anger is anger, and the concern and love in it can even be heard by Uncle Huoqiu and I in the living room.
"What else do you need to explain!?" Uncle Fireball snorted, "They should stay away from my nephew as soon as possible! If I hadn't turned in the shotgun..."
"You should stay away from your nephew!" Of course Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding were not convinced.
"-Shu Zhe's sister will not let you go! My niece's marksmanship was taught by me myself! Do you think your head is tougher than a wild boar!"
"Yeah," Shu Zhe, who was emotionally unstable, sniffed and nodded. In fact, he may not have heard Fan Chuan's question clearly.
"Don't cry! I won't force you! And I will eat pineapple every day from now on, it will definitely taste delicious!"
Reminded by my sarcasm, Shu Zhe began to struggle in Fan Chuan's arms, and fiercely signaled the other party to let go of him with his eyes. Fan Chuan had no choice but to reluctantly let go temporarily.
"I won't let go! Xiaohong likes to be held by me! Xiaohong, don't you think so?"
Xiao Ding was stomping his feet in anger and glared at Uncle Huoqiu who was standing in the living room with resentful eyes. Uncle Huoqiu frowned and did not respond.
"What? Xiaozhe, are you and Fan Chuan in a free relationship? Then I would like to congratulate you two..."
"Go away, Demacia! Let Xiao Hong go first!"
"Xiao Hong, what on earth did that beast do to you!"
"Just, it doesn't matter even if something like that is done!"
After being coerced by my uncle for several days with great fear, did I finally find a temporary refuge
I couldn't continue mid-sentence in disgust.
Reminded by my sarcasm, Shu Zhe began to struggle in Fan Chuan's arms, and fiercely signaled the other party to let go of him with his eyes. Fan Chuan had no choice but to reluctantly let go temporarily.
"Xiaochuan, you..." Shu Zhe said with a red face, "You made me very uncomfortable..."
"What do you think it is!" Uncle Fireball yelled, "What do you think I did to my nephew! What do you want to do to my nephew in the future!"
Regarding Fan Chuan's move, Xiao Ding felt that Fan Chuan was too bold and hated being robbed of the opportunity. He had no choice but to watch the two hugging each other awkwardly.
Fan Chuan originally planned to rush to the living room to fight with Uncle Huoqiu, but when he saw that Shu Zhe's eyes were red and he was out of breath due to the exhaustion of his energy from crying for a long time, he felt that he had the responsibility to stay next to him.
I glanced at Shu Zhe's bedroom and the two transvestites standing in the bedroom.
Although it was fleeting, the pair of black eyes that were genetically homologous to the squad leader swept away all the haze and shadows in a thousandth of a second, and was immersed in a trembling happiness and joy. .
Reminded by my sarcasm, Shu Zhe began to struggle in Fan Chuan's arms, and fiercely signaled the other party to let go of him with his eyes. Fan Chuan had no choice but to reluctantly let go temporarily.
Although it depends on the situation, Uncle Fireball appears in real life and is less evil than on the Internet, but I can't take it lightly. With my current physical condition, it is still a bit dangerous if I stay alone to negotiate.
"Go away, Demacia! Let Xiao Hong go first!"
"What did I drink? Me!" Uncle Huoqiu was also angry. He pointed at the half bottle of Wuliangye on the dining table, "I just wanted my nephew to drink some wine with me! Who knew he would cry after taking one sip? !”
"Xiaochuan, you..." Shu Zhe said with a red face, "You made me very uncomfortable..."
"Xiaohong! My love for you transcends gender! Why do I care if you are touched by others?" Fan Chuan shouted, "Don't be sad! I'm here to protect you! I will never let others hurt you again. Got it!!”
"That's not okay!" Fan Chuan refused, "Who knows how your perverted uncle will abuse Xiao Hong after we leave!"
"Uncle Huoqiu, you should already know what the relationship between the two of them is with Shu Zhe. We can't drive them away until we fully understand it in advance. It's better to let them stay here. If you have anything to say to them later, You can also explain it together."
Although it depends on the situation, Uncle Fireball appears in real life and is less evil than on the Internet, but I can't take it lightly. With my current physical condition, it is still a bit dangerous if I stay alone to negotiate.
When it came to the emotional point, he couldn't help but leaned down and hugged Shu Zhe from behind. He wanted to squeeze the sobbing cat-eared maid into his broad chest.
"Fan Chuan, you..."
Regarding Fan Chuan's move, Xiao Ding felt that Fan Chuan was too bold and hated being robbed of the opportunity. He had no choice but to watch the two hugging each other awkwardly.
Xiao Ding also rarely stood on the same side as Fan Chuan, echoing: "Su Dongpo is not a good guy! He himself is a pedophile, and he bought a concubine in Hangzhou when he was only 12 years old!"
"Xiao Hong, what on earth did that beast do to you!"
Suddenly being hugged and feeling the sincere feelings in the other person's words, Shu Zhe was stunned for a moment. Instead of struggling desperately like when he was forcibly hugged by Fan Chuan in the men's room, he let the other person's arms wrap around his. waist.
"I..." Xiao Ding hesitated.
"Let's go to the big house to talk and let them stay in the small house with my nephew? Can I rest assured!"
"Xiaochuan, you..." Shu Zhe said with a red face, "You made me very uncomfortable..."
Uncle Huoqiu even stared straight-eyed and commented: "Damn, they are really more and more promiscuous every generation!"
"I..." Xiao Ding hesitated.
"Just, it doesn't matter even if something like that is done!"
Shu Dongbo didn't let me call him "Uncle Dongpo". I don't know if he had a psychological shadow on Su Dongpo, and he was afraid that I would call him "Uncle Dongpo" or "Dongpo Rou" by mistake.
"Yes!" Xiao Ding also said behind him, "If you don't tell us, how will we know how to avenge you!"
The two bodies were so close together through a thin layer of fabric that even the beating of their hearts could be transmitted, right
Hearing his uncle speak, Shu Zhe seemed to remember the experience of having something poured into his mouth. He coughed a few times and complained: "It tastes so bad... Uncle forced me to drink it... It tastes so bad..."
"Okay, you stinky scoundrel!" Xiao Ding finally couldn't bear it anymore and reached out to grab the collar of Fan Chuan's neck.
So he cleared his throat and said, "If I'm talking about it from the squad leader, I should actually call you Uncle Shu, but it feels a bit awkward..."
“…”
Shu Zhe, who had only known money worship and conspiracy all this time, suddenly had an extremely rare expression of feeling safe and happy on his face.
"What did I drink? Me!" Uncle Huoqiu was also angry. He pointed at the half bottle of Wuliangye on the dining table, "I just wanted my nephew to drink some wine with me! Who knew he would cry after taking one sip? !”
"Okay then," Uncle Fireball nodded, "But let me warn you in advance: if you all work together, you will do something to Shu Zhe—"
Although it was fleeting, the pair of black eyes that were genetically homologous to the squad leader swept away all the haze and shadows in a thousandth of a second, and was immersed in a trembling happiness and joy. .
"Call me Xiaochuan! I said it before! Xiaohong, if you have any requests, just ask!"
Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding looked at Uncle Huoqiu with contempt at the same time. Uncle Huoqiu did not respond to me, but pointed at them and said:
"Fortunately you didn't do it, otherwise I wouldn't be able to spare you, that bastard named Su Dongpo..."
"Let's go to the big house to talk and let them stay in the small house with my nephew? Can I rest assured!"
His pupils immediately contracted, and his expression showed a kind of self-loathing, but no matter what, he didn't break away from Fan Chuan's arms, not even trying.
Of all the people, I was relatively calm (nonsense! Getting excited can cause a heart attack). I took off my sunglasses and pointed to another bedroom with the door open.
"Hmph! As long as Xiaohong is willing to follow me, I can uninstall the LOL client tomorrow! Can you uninstall the Dota client!"
"Hmph! As long as Xiaohong is willing to follow me, I can uninstall the LOL client tomorrow! Can you uninstall the Dota client!"
After being coerced by my uncle for several days with great fear, did I finally find a temporary refuge
"What do you think it is!" Uncle Fireball yelled, "What do you think I did to my nephew! What do you want to do to my nephew in the future!"
After being coerced by my uncle for several days with great fear, did I finally find a temporary refuge
"Fan Chuan, you..."
"What did I drink? Me!" Uncle Huoqiu was also angry. He pointed at the half bottle of Wuliangye on the dining table, "I just wanted my nephew to drink some wine with me! Who knew he would cry after taking one sip? !”
Of all the people, I was relatively calm (nonsense! Getting excited can cause a heart attack). I took off my sunglasses and pointed to another bedroom with the door open.
"Why should I let go?" Fan Chuan curled his lips, "We are in free love. If your uncle wants to interfere, I will make you Dongpo meat!"
Shu Zhe didn't seem to understand what Fan Chuan meant, but he shyly turned his body at a slight angle.
"Fortunately you didn't do it, otherwise I wouldn't be able to spare you, that bastard named Su Dongpo..."
Regarding Fan Chuan's move, Xiao Ding felt that Fan Chuan was too bold and hated being robbed of the opportunity. He had no choice but to watch the two hugging each other awkwardly.
"That's not okay!" Fan Chuan refused, "Who knows how your perverted uncle will abuse Xiao Hong after we leave!"
"What do you think it is!" Uncle Fireball yelled, "What do you think I did to my nephew! What do you want to do to my nephew in the future!"
Uncle Huoqiu even stared straight-eyed and commented: "Damn, they are really more and more promiscuous every generation!"
"That's not okay!" Fan Chuan refused, "Who knows how your perverted uncle will abuse Xiao Hong after we leave!"
"What else do you need to explain!?" Uncle Fireball snorted, "They should stay away from my nephew as soon as possible! If I hadn't turned in the shotgun..."
"That's enough!" Uncle Huoqiu, on the other hand, could no longer remain silent. "You molested my nephew in front of me. You really think I'm a disabled person!"
"Okay, you stinky scoundrel!" Xiao Ding finally couldn't bear it anymore and reached out to grab the collar of Fan Chuan's neck.
Shu Dongbo didn't let me call him "Uncle Dongpo". I don't know if he had a psychological shadow on Su Dongpo, and he was afraid that I would call him "Uncle Dongpo" or "Dongpo Rou" by mistake.
Fan Chuan's eyes were immediately split, and he was furious. His eyes were red and he shouted: "I've even done that kind of thing to you! I've actually touched your mouth..."
Hearing his uncle speak, Shu Zhe seemed to remember the experience of having something poured into his mouth. He coughed a few times and complained: "It tastes so bad... Uncle forced me to drink it... It tastes so bad..."
"What else do you need to explain!?" Uncle Fireball snorted, "They should stay away from my nephew as soon as possible! If I hadn't turned in the shotgun..."
Fan Chuan didn't believe it immediately and asked Shu Zhe in his arms. After receiving a positive answer, he let out a breath of bad breath.
Uncle Huoqiu even stared straight-eyed and commented: "Damn, they are really more and more promiscuous every generation!"
“…”
So he cleared his throat and said, "If I'm talking about it from the squad leader, I should actually call you Uncle Shu, but it feels a bit awkward..."
Fan Chuan hugged Shu Zhe tightly and stared at Uncle Fireball with murderous eyes. At the same time, he comforted Shu Zhe and said:
Uncle Huoqiu even stared straight-eyed and commented: "Damn, they are really more and more promiscuous every generation!"
Reminded by my sarcasm, Shu Zhe began to struggle in Fan Chuan's arms, and fiercely signaled the other party to let go of him with his eyes. Fan Chuan had no choice but to reluctantly let go temporarily.
"Don't cry! I won't force you! And I will eat pineapple every day from now on, it will definitely taste delicious!"
I couldn't continue mid-sentence in disgust.
"I'm not going! If you want to play, come to the Demacia server and find me!"
"Fan Chuan, you..."
Fan Chuan originally planned to rush to the living room to fight with Uncle Huoqiu, but when he saw that Shu Zhe's eyes were red and he was out of breath due to the exhaustion of his energy from crying for a long time, he felt that he had the responsibility to stay next to him.
Fan Chuan, enough is enough! Where did you hear this folk remedy from? Even if you insist on eating pineapples for a year, Shu Zhe won't think that stuff is delicious!
"Why should I let go?" Fan Chuan curled his lips, "We are in free love. If your uncle wants to interfere, I will make you Dongpo meat!"
Eh? Uncle Fireball, you don’t have a shotgun? I don’t know why I breathed a sigh of relief! I was worried before that you would give the squad leader a good shotgun and make the squad leader a "two-gun style" or even a "three-gun style"!
"This doesn't prove anything!" Xiao Ding became angry, "This only proves that Dota users are more sticky than LOL users! If you have the ability, you can fight two games with me..."
Shu Zhe didn't seem to understand what Fan Chuan meant, but he shyly turned his body at a slight angle.
Fan Chuan originally planned to rush to the living room to fight with Uncle Huoqiu, but when he saw that Shu Zhe's eyes were red and he was out of breath due to the exhaustion of his energy from crying for a long time, he felt that he had the responsibility to stay next to him.
"I..." Xiao Ding hesitated.
"Yes!" Xiao Ding also said behind him, "If you don't tell us, how will we know how to avenge you!"
"-Shu Zhe's sister will not let you go! My niece's marksmanship was taught by me myself! Do you think your head is tougher than a wild boar!"
"Fan Chuan, you..."
So he cleared his throat and said, "If I'm talking about it from the squad leader, I should actually call you Uncle Shu, but it feels a bit awkward..."
"That's not okay!" Fan Chuan refused, "Who knows how your perverted uncle will abuse Xiao Hong after we leave!"
Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding looked at Uncle Huoqiu with contempt at the same time. Uncle Huoqiu did not respond to me, but pointed at them and said:
Although it depends on the situation, Uncle Fireball appears in real life and is less evil than on the Internet, but I can't take it lightly. With my current physical condition, it is still a bit dangerous if I stay alone to negotiate.
"Call me Xiaochuan! I said it before! Xiaohong, if you have any requests, just ask!"
"Me too!" Xiao Ding said with a sense of pride that he didn't know where to come from.
So he cleared his throat and said, "If I'm talking about it from the squad leader, I should actually call you Uncle Shu, but it feels a bit awkward..."
Fan Chuan saw this and sneered: "How is it? Although Xiaohong has pretended to be your girlfriend, in the end I love her more! You are not even willing to uninstall the Dota client..."
"Call me Xiaochuan! I said it before! Xiaohong, if you have any requests, just ask!"
"Xiaochuan, you..." Shu Zhe said with a red face, "You made me very uncomfortable..."
Fan Chuan couldn't bear it anymore and asked Shu Zhe anxiously.
"What? Xiaozhe, are you and Fan Chuan in a free relationship? Then I would like to congratulate you two..."
"Call me Xiaochuan! I said it before! Xiaohong, if you have any requests, just ask!"
Xiao Ding also rarely stood on the same side as Fan Chuan, echoing: "Su Dongpo is not a good guy! He himself is a pedophile, and he bought a concubine in Hangzhou when he was only 12 years old!"
"Of course it's none of my business!" Xiao Ding said incoherently, "Dota is the greatest game in the world! Those who play LOL are all primary school students!"
"Okay, you stinky scoundrel!" Xiao Ding finally couldn't bear it anymore and reached out to grab the collar of Fan Chuan's neck.
So he cleared his throat and said, "If I'm talking about it from the squad leader, I should actually call you Uncle Shu, but it feels a bit awkward..."
"What else do you need to explain!?" Uncle Fireball snorted, "They should stay away from my nephew as soon as possible! If I hadn't turned in the shotgun..."
Fan Chuan dodged while saying: "You get out of here! I'm just going to be in deep love! It's none of your business to be a dota man!"
Xiao Ding also rarely stood on the same side as Fan Chuan, echoing: "Su Dongpo is not a good guy! He himself is a pedophile, and he bought a concubine in Hangzhou when he was only 12 years old!"
His pupils immediately contracted, and his expression showed a kind of self-loathing, but no matter what, he didn't break away from Fan Chuan's arms, not even trying.
"Xiaohong! My love for you transcends gender! Why do I care if you are touched by others?" Fan Chuan shouted, "Don't be sad! I'm here to protect you! I will never let others hurt you again. Got it!!”
Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding looked at Uncle Huoqiu with contempt at the same time. Uncle Huoqiu did not respond to me, but pointed at them and said:
"Of course it's none of my business!" Xiao Ding said incoherently, "Dota is the greatest game in the world! Those who play LOL are all primary school students!"
"Me too!" Xiao Ding said with a sense of pride that he didn't know where to come from.
Xiao Ding was stomping his feet in anger and glared at Uncle Huoqiu who was standing in the living room with resentful eyes. Uncle Huoqiu frowned and did not respond.
"Hmph! As long as Xiaohong is willing to follow me, I can uninstall the LOL client tomorrow! Can you uninstall the Dota client!"
"What qualifications do you have to criticize me?" Fan Chuan glared at Uncle Huoqiu, "You, my uncle, actually poured it into Xiaohong's mouth..."
Unless they knew in advance, it would be difficult for anyone to tell whether it was his appearance or his voice. The "Xiao Hong" currently lying on the bedside, trembling slightly, was actually a cute boy.
"What did I drink? Me!" Uncle Huoqiu was also angry. He pointed at the half bottle of Wuliangye on the dining table, "I just wanted my nephew to drink some wine with me! Who knew he would cry after taking one sip? !”
"Fan Chuan, you..."
"Okay, you stinky scoundrel!" Xiao Ding finally couldn't bear it anymore and reached out to grab the collar of Fan Chuan's neck.
"I won't let go! Xiaohong likes to be held by me! Xiaohong, don't you think so?"
"I..." Xiao Ding hesitated.
Fan Chuan couldn't bear it anymore and asked Shu Zhe anxiously.
Fan Chuan's eyes were immediately split, and he was furious. His eyes were red and he shouted: "I've even done that kind of thing to you! I've actually touched your mouth..."
Shu Zhe lowered his head and did not express his position. I pondered for a moment and said to Uncle Huoqiu: "Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan will supervise each other, and they are so close. If anything really happens, I will come out with you to stop it..."
Unless they knew in advance, it would be difficult for anyone to tell whether it was his appearance or his voice. The "Xiao Hong" currently lying on the bedside, trembling slightly, was actually a cute boy.
Fan Chuan originally planned to rush to the living room to fight with Uncle Huoqiu, but when he saw that Shu Zhe's eyes were red and he was out of breath due to the exhaustion of his energy from crying for a long time, he felt that he had the responsibility to stay next to him.
"Uncle Huoqiu, you should already know what the relationship between the two of them is with Shu Zhe. We can't drive them away until we fully understand it in advance. It's better to let them stay here. If you have anything to say to them later, You can also explain it together."
Fan Chuan saw this and sneered: "How is it? Although Xiaohong has pretended to be your girlfriend, in the end I love her more! You are not even willing to uninstall the Dota client..."
Shu Zhe lowered his head and did not express his position. I pondered for a moment and said to Uncle Huoqiu: "Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan will supervise each other, and they are so close. If anything really happens, I will come out with you to stop it..."
Shu Zhe, who had only known money worship and conspiracy all this time, suddenly had an extremely rare expression of feeling safe and happy on his face.
Fan Chuan originally planned to rush to the living room to fight with Uncle Huoqiu, but when he saw that Shu Zhe's eyes were red and he was out of breath due to the exhaustion of his energy from crying for a long time, he felt that he had the responsibility to stay next to him.
Shu Zhe raised his face, wiped his tears alternately with his slender arms with maid wristbands, and said aggrievedly:
"Go away, Demacia! Let Xiao Hong go first!"
"Uncle... The express delivery hasn't been delivered yet, but uncle can't wait any longer. He, he insists on forcing me to drink..."
"I'm not going! If you want to play, come to the Demacia server and find me!"
"This doesn't prove anything!" Xiao Ding became angry, "This only proves that Dota users are more sticky than LOL users! If you have the ability, you can fight two games with me..."
"Your name is Su Dongpo!" Uncle Huoqiu said angrily, "My name is Shu Dongbo! Let go of my nephew!"
Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding looked at Uncle Huoqiu with contempt at the same time. Uncle Huoqiu did not respond to me, but pointed at them and said:
"Yeah," Shu Zhe, who was emotionally unstable, sniffed and nodded. In fact, he may not have heard Fan Chuan's question clearly.
"What did I drink? Me!" Uncle Huoqiu was also angry. He pointed at the half bottle of Wuliangye on the dining table, "I just wanted my nephew to drink some wine with me! Who knew he would cry after taking one sip? !”
Uncle Huoqiu even stared straight-eyed and commented: "Damn, they are really more and more promiscuous every generation!"
Xiao Ding also rarely stood on the same side as Fan Chuan, echoing: "Su Dongpo is not a good guy! He himself is a pedophile, and he bought a concubine in Hangzhou when he was only 12 years old!"
"I'm not going! If you want to play, come to the Demacia server and find me!"
"Eh?" Xiao Ding was stunned, "So it's not, it's not..."
Fan Chuan, enough is enough! Where did you hear this folk remedy from? Even if you insist on eating pineapples for a year, Shu Zhe won't think that stuff is delicious!
"Go away, Demacia! Let Xiao Hong go first!"
I glanced at Shu Zhe's bedroom and the two transvestites standing in the bedroom.
"Xiaohong! My love for you transcends gender! Why do I care if you are touched by others?" Fan Chuan shouted, "Don't be sad! I'm here to protect you! I will never let others hurt you again. Got it!!”
"Go away, Demacia! Let Xiao Hong go first!"
Shu Dongbo didn't let me call him "Uncle Dongpo". I don't know if he had a psychological shadow on Su Dongpo, and he was afraid that I would call him "Uncle Dongpo" or "Dongpo Rou" by mistake.
Reminded by my sarcasm, Shu Zhe began to struggle in Fan Chuan's arms, and fiercely signaled the other party to let go of him with his eyes. Fan Chuan had no choice but to reluctantly let go temporarily.
Suddenly being hugged and feeling the sincere feelings in the other person's words, Shu Zhe was stunned for a moment. Instead of struggling desperately like when he was forcibly hugged by Fan Chuan in the men's room, he let the other person's arms wrap around his. waist.
Xiao Ding was stomping his feet in anger and glared at Uncle Huoqiu who was standing in the living room with resentful eyes. Uncle Huoqiu frowned and did not respond.
Fan Chuan saw this and sneered: "How is it? Although Xiaohong has pretended to be your girlfriend, in the end I love her more! You are not even willing to uninstall the Dota client..."
"I told you that my name is no longer Su Dongpo!" Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
"I won't let go! Xiaohong likes to be held by me! Xiaohong, don't you think so?"
"I told you that my name is no longer Su Dongpo!" Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
"Yeah," Shu Zhe, who was emotionally unstable, sniffed and nodded. In fact, he may not have heard Fan Chuan's question clearly.
"Xiao Hong, what on earth did that beast do to you!"
Fan Chuan dodged while saying: "You get out of here! I'm just going to be in deep love! It's none of your business to be a dota man!"
Fan Chuan saw the shiny, unknown liquid sliding down from the corner of Shu Zhe's mouth. He didn't know whether it was tears or something else.
Fan Chuan couldn't bear it anymore and asked Shu Zhe anxiously.
“…”
"I..." Xiao Ding hesitated.
"Hmph! As long as Xiaohong is willing to follow me, I can uninstall the LOL client tomorrow! Can you uninstall the Dota client!"
Shu Zhe was fought over by the two men and remained silent.
Fan Chuan didn't believe it immediately and asked Shu Zhe in his arms. After receiving a positive answer, he let out a breath of bad breath.
"Fan Chuan, you..."
"Ye Lin can stay," Uncle Fireball ordered with a master's attitude, "You two unrelated people, please don't pester my nephew now, you can leave!"
"Xiaohong! My love for you transcends gender! Why do I care if you are touched by others?" Fan Chuan shouted, "Don't be sad! I'm here to protect you! I will never let others hurt you again. Got it!!”
Fan Chuan dodged while saying: "You get out of here! I'm just going to be in deep love! It's none of your business to be a dota man!"
"Why should I let go?" Fan Chuan curled his lips, "We are in free love. If your uncle wants to interfere, I will make you Dongpo meat!"
"-Shu Zhe's sister will not let you go! My niece's marksmanship was taught by me myself! Do you think your head is tougher than a wild boar!"
Of all the people, I was relatively calm (nonsense! Getting excited can cause a heart attack). I took off my sunglasses and pointed to another bedroom with the door open.
"That's enough!" Uncle Huoqiu, on the other hand, could no longer remain silent. "You molested my nephew in front of me. You really think I'm a disabled person!"
"Eh?" Xiao Ding was stunned, "So it's not, it's not..."
Although it depends on the situation, Uncle Fireball appears in real life and is less evil than on the Internet, but I can't take it lightly. With my current physical condition, it is still a bit dangerous if I stay alone to negotiate.
"What did I drink? Me!" Uncle Huoqiu was also angry. He pointed at the half bottle of Wuliangye on the dining table, "I just wanted my nephew to drink some wine with me! Who knew he would cry after taking one sip? !”
Anger is anger, and the concern and love in it can even be heard by Uncle Huoqiu and I in the living room.
"Just, it doesn't matter even if something like that is done!"
Regarding Fan Chuan's move, Xiao Ding felt that Fan Chuan was too bold and hated being robbed of the opportunity. He had no choice but to watch the two hugging each other awkwardly.
"I told you that my name is no longer Su Dongpo!" Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
"What qualifications do you have to criticize me?" Fan Chuan glared at Uncle Huoqiu, "You, my uncle, actually poured it into Xiaohong's mouth..."
"Let's go to the big house to talk and let them stay in the small house with my nephew? Can I rest assured!"
"That's enough!" Uncle Huoqiu, on the other hand, could no longer remain silent. "You molested my nephew in front of me. You really think I'm a disabled person!"
"You should stay away from your nephew!" Of course Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding were not convinced.
So he cleared his throat and said, "If I'm talking about it from the squad leader, I should actually call you Uncle Shu, but it feels a bit awkward..."
"Okay, you stinky scoundrel!" Xiao Ding finally couldn't bear it anymore and reached out to grab the collar of Fan Chuan's neck.
I couldn't continue mid-sentence in disgust.
“…”
Reminded by my sarcasm, Shu Zhe began to struggle in Fan Chuan's arms, and fiercely signaled the other party to let go of him with his eyes. Fan Chuan had no choice but to reluctantly let go temporarily.
"Yes!" Xiao Ding also said behind him, "If you don't tell us, how will we know how to avenge you!"
"Let's go to the big house to talk and let them stay in the small house with my nephew? Can I rest assured!"
"What do you think it is!" Uncle Fireball yelled, "What do you think I did to my nephew! What do you want to do to my nephew in the future!"
"I..." Xiao Ding hesitated.
Shu Zhe raised his face, wiped his tears alternately with his slender arms with maid wristbands, and said aggrievedly:
"What did I drink? Me!" Uncle Huoqiu was also angry. He pointed at the half bottle of Wuliangye on the dining table, "I just wanted my nephew to drink some wine with me! Who knew he would cry after taking one sip? !”
Shu Zhe was fought over by the two men and remained silent.
"Ye Lin can stay," Uncle Fireball ordered with a master's attitude, "You two unrelated people, please don't pester my nephew now, you can leave!"
Fan Chuan hugged Shu Zhe tightly and stared at Uncle Fireball with murderous eyes. At the same time, he comforted Shu Zhe and said:
His pupils immediately contracted, and his expression showed a kind of self-loathing, but no matter what, he didn't break away from Fan Chuan's arms, not even trying.
"Eh?" Xiao Ding was stunned, "So it's not, it's not..."
"Let's go to the big house to talk and let them stay in the small house with my nephew? Can I rest assured!"
Hearing his uncle speak, Shu Zhe seemed to remember the experience of having something poured into his mouth. He coughed a few times and complained: "It tastes so bad... Uncle forced me to drink it... It tastes so bad..."
"What do you think it is!" Uncle Fireball yelled, "What do you think I did to my nephew! What do you want to do to my nephew in the future!"
When it came to the emotional point, he couldn't help but leaned down and hugged Shu Zhe from behind. He wanted to squeeze the sobbing cat-eared maid into his broad chest.
So he cleared his throat and said, "If I'm talking about it from the squad leader, I should actually call you Uncle Shu, but it feels a bit awkward..."
Although it depends on the situation, Uncle Fireball appears in real life and is less evil than on the Internet, but I can't take it lightly. With my current physical condition, it is still a bit dangerous if I stay alone to negotiate.
Suddenly being hugged and feeling the sincere feelings in the other person's words, Shu Zhe was stunned for a moment. Instead of struggling desperately like when he was forcibly hugged by Fan Chuan in the men's room, he let the other person's arms wrap around his. waist.
"Xiaohong! My love for you transcends gender! Why do I care if you are touched by others?" Fan Chuan shouted, "Don't be sad! I'm here to protect you! I will never let others hurt you again. Got it!!”
"Uncle... The express delivery hasn't been delivered yet, but uncle can't wait any longer. He, he insists on forcing me to drink..."
Fan Chuan didn't believe it immediately and asked Shu Zhe in his arms. After receiving a positive answer, he let out a breath of bad breath.
Hearing his uncle speak, Shu Zhe seemed to remember the experience of having something poured into his mouth. He coughed a few times and complained: "It tastes so bad... Uncle forced me to drink it... It tastes so bad..."
Unless they knew in advance, it would be difficult for anyone to tell whether it was his appearance or his voice. The "Xiao Hong" currently lying on the bedside, trembling slightly, was actually a cute boy.
"Yes!" Xiao Ding also said behind him, "If you don't tell us, how will we know how to avenge you!"
"What did I drink? Me!" Uncle Huoqiu was also angry. He pointed at the half bottle of Wuliangye on the dining table, "I just wanted my nephew to drink some wine with me! Who knew he would cry after taking one sip? !”
Shu Zhe didn't seem to understand what Fan Chuan meant, but he shyly turned his body at a slight angle.
Fan Chuan's eyes were immediately split, and he was furious. His eyes were red and he shouted: "I've even done that kind of thing to you! I've actually touched your mouth..."
"Fortunately you didn't do it, otherwise I wouldn't be able to spare you, that bastard named Su Dongpo..."
His pupils immediately contracted, and his expression showed a kind of self-loathing, but no matter what, he didn't break away from Fan Chuan's arms, not even trying.
I glanced at Shu Zhe's bedroom and the two transvestites standing in the bedroom.
"Fortunately you didn't do it, otherwise I wouldn't be able to spare you, that bastard named Su Dongpo..."
"Hmph! As long as Xiaohong is willing to follow me, I can uninstall the LOL client tomorrow! Can you uninstall the Dota client!"
"This doesn't prove anything!" Xiao Ding became angry, "This only proves that Dota users are more sticky than LOL users! If you have the ability, you can fight two games with me..."
Shu Dongbo didn't let me call him "Uncle Dongpo". I don't know if he had a psychological shadow on Su Dongpo, and he was afraid that I would call him "Uncle Dongpo" or "Dongpo Rou" by mistake.
"Your name is Su Dongpo!" Uncle Huoqiu said angrily, "My name is Shu Dongbo! Let go of my nephew!"
I couldn't continue mid-sentence in disgust.
"What did I drink? Me!" Uncle Huoqiu was also angry. He pointed at the half bottle of Wuliangye on the dining table, "I just wanted my nephew to drink some wine with me! Who knew he would cry after taking one sip? !”
"What do you think it is!" Uncle Fireball yelled, "What do you think I did to my nephew! What do you want to do to my nephew in the future!"
"Fortunately you didn't do it, otherwise I wouldn't be able to spare you, that bastard named Su Dongpo..."
Fan Chuan dodged while saying: "You get out of here! I'm just going to be in deep love! It's none of your business to be a dota man!"
Uncle Huoqiu even stared straight-eyed and commented: "Damn, they are really more and more promiscuous every generation!"
"Why should I let go?" Fan Chuan curled his lips, "We are in free love. If your uncle wants to interfere, I will make you Dongpo meat!"
"Eh?" Xiao Ding was stunned, "So it's not, it's not..."
Fan Chuan's eyes were immediately split, and he was furious. His eyes were red and he shouted: "I've even done that kind of thing to you! I've actually touched your mouth..."
Fan Chuan, enough is enough! Where did you hear this folk remedy from? Even if you insist on eating pineapples for a year, Shu Zhe won't think that stuff is delicious!
Fan Chuan hugged Shu Zhe tightly and stared at Uncle Fireball with murderous eyes. At the same time, he comforted Shu Zhe and said:
The two bodies were so close together through a thin layer of fabric that even the beating of their hearts could be transmitted, right
When it came to the emotional point, he couldn't help but leaned down and hugged Shu Zhe from behind. He wanted to squeeze the sobbing cat-eared maid into his broad chest.
Fan Chuan couldn't bear it anymore and asked Shu Zhe anxiously.
"Okay, you stinky scoundrel!" Xiao Ding finally couldn't bear it anymore and reached out to grab the collar of Fan Chuan's neck.
I originally thought I would face a family ethics tragedy, but unexpectedly it turned into a farce. Sitting on the sofa, I could no longer suppress my smile and asked Shu Zhe:
"Uncle... The express delivery hasn't been delivered yet, but uncle can't wait any longer. He, he insists on forcing me to drink..."
Shu Zhe, who had only known money worship and conspiracy all this time, suddenly had an extremely rare expression of feeling safe and happy on his face.
"Okay then," Uncle Fireball nodded, "But let me warn you in advance: if you all work together, you will do something to Shu Zhe—"
"I'm not going! If you want to play, come to the Demacia server and find me!"
"Don't cry! I won't force you! And I will eat pineapple every day from now on, it will definitely taste delicious!"
The two bodies were so close together through a thin layer of fabric that even the beating of their hearts could be transmitted, right
"What? Xiaozhe, are you and Fan Chuan in a free relationship? Then I would like to congratulate you two..."
"What else do you need to explain!?" Uncle Fireball snorted, "They should stay away from my nephew as soon as possible! If I hadn't turned in the shotgun..."
Xiao Ding also rarely stood on the same side as Fan Chuan, echoing: "Su Dongpo is not a good guy! He himself is a pedophile, and he bought a concubine in Hangzhou when he was only 12 years old!"
Xiao Ding was stomping his feet in anger and glared at Uncle Huoqiu who was standing in the living room with resentful eyes. Uncle Huoqiu frowned and did not respond.
"What did I drink? Me!" Uncle Huoqiu was also angry. He pointed at the half bottle of Wuliangye on the dining table, "I just wanted my nephew to drink some wine with me! Who knew he would cry after taking one sip? !”
Fan Chuan originally planned to rush to the living room to fight with Uncle Huoqiu, but when he saw that Shu Zhe's eyes were red and he was out of breath due to the exhaustion of his energy from crying for a long time, he felt that he had the responsibility to stay next to him.
"Me too!" Xiao Ding said with a sense of pride that he didn't know where to come from.
"Why should I let go?" Fan Chuan curled his lips, "We are in free love. If your uncle wants to interfere, I will make you Dongpo meat!"
Reminded by my sarcasm, Shu Zhe began to struggle in Fan Chuan's arms, and fiercely signaled the other party to let go of him with his eyes. Fan Chuan had no choice but to reluctantly let go temporarily.
Fan Chuan dodged while saying: "You get out of here! I'm just going to be in deep love! It's none of your business to be a dota man!"
"What did I drink? Me!" Uncle Huoqiu was also angry. He pointed at the half bottle of Wuliangye on the dining table, "I just wanted my nephew to drink some wine with me! Who knew he would cry after taking one sip? !”
Xiao Ding also rarely stood on the same side as Fan Chuan, echoing: "Su Dongpo is not a good guy! He himself is a pedophile, and he bought a concubine in Hangzhou when he was only 12 years old!"
"Ye Lin can stay," Uncle Fireball ordered with a master's attitude, "You two unrelated people, please don't pester my nephew now, you can leave!"
Anger is anger, and the concern and love in it can even be heard by Uncle Huoqiu and I in the living room.
"Uncle Huoqiu, you should already know what the relationship between the two of them is with Shu Zhe. We can't drive them away until we fully understand it in advance. It's better to let them stay here. If you have anything to say to them later, You can also explain it together."
Shu Zhe raised his face, wiped his tears alternately with his slender arms with maid wristbands, and said aggrievedly:
Unless they knew in advance, it would be difficult for anyone to tell whether it was his appearance or his voice. The "Xiao Hong" currently lying on the bedside, trembling slightly, was actually a cute boy.
Shu Zhe didn't seem to understand what Fan Chuan meant, but he shyly turned his body at a slight angle.
"That's enough!" Uncle Huoqiu, on the other hand, could no longer remain silent. "You molested my nephew in front of me. You really think I'm a disabled person!"
"Xiao Hong, what on earth did that beast do to you!"
"I told you that my name is no longer Su Dongpo!" Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
"That's not okay!" Fan Chuan refused, "Who knows how your perverted uncle will abuse Xiao Hong after we leave!"
Shu Zhe raised his face, wiped his tears alternately with his slender arms with maid wristbands, and said aggrievedly:
The two bodies were so close together through a thin layer of fabric that even the beating of their hearts could be transmitted, right
Xiao Ding also rarely stood on the same side as Fan Chuan, echoing: "Su Dongpo is not a good guy! He himself is a pedophile, and he bought a concubine in Hangzhou when he was only 12 years old!"
"You should stay away from your nephew!" Of course Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding were not convinced.
Although it was fleeting, the pair of black eyes that were genetically homologous to the squad leader swept away all the haze and shadows in a thousandth of a second, and was immersed in a trembling happiness and joy. .
"Uncle... The express delivery hasn't been delivered yet, but uncle can't wait any longer. He, he insists on forcing me to drink..."
"What else do you need to explain!?" Uncle Fireball snorted, "They should stay away from my nephew as soon as possible! If I hadn't turned in the shotgun..."
Anger is anger, and the concern and love in it can even be heard by Uncle Huoqiu and I in the living room.
"I told you that my name is no longer Su Dongpo!" Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
"Xiao Hong, what on earth did that beast do to you!"
"Go away, Demacia! Let Xiao Hong go first!"
Although it was fleeting, the pair of black eyes that were genetically homologous to the squad leader swept away all the haze and shadows in a thousandth of a second, and was immersed in a trembling happiness and joy. .
"I won't let go! Xiaohong likes to be held by me! Xiaohong, don't you think so?"
"Your name is Su Dongpo!" Uncle Huoqiu said angrily, "My name is Shu Dongbo! Let go of my nephew!"
"Don't cry! I won't force you! And I will eat pineapple every day from now on, it will definitely taste delicious!"
"Uncle... The express delivery hasn't been delivered yet, but uncle can't wait any longer. He, he insists on forcing me to drink..."
"What else do you need to explain!?" Uncle Fireball snorted, "They should stay away from my nephew as soon as possible! If I hadn't turned in the shotgun..."
Although it depends on the situation, Uncle Fireball appears in real life and is less evil than on the Internet, but I can't take it lightly. With my current physical condition, it is still a bit dangerous if I stay alone to negotiate.
"Of course it's none of my business!" Xiao Ding said incoherently, "Dota is the greatest game in the world! Those who play LOL are all primary school students!"
"Uncle... The express delivery hasn't been delivered yet, but uncle can't wait any longer. He, he insists on forcing me to drink..."
"Xiaochuan, you..." Shu Zhe said with a red face, "You made me very uncomfortable..."
Anger is anger, and the concern and love in it can even be heard by Uncle Huoqiu and I in the living room.
When it came to the emotional point, he couldn't help but leaned down and hugged Shu Zhe from behind. He wanted to squeeze the sobbing cat-eared maid into his broad chest.
Shu Zhe was fought over by the two men and remained silent.
After being coerced by my uncle for several days with great fear, did I finally find a temporary refuge
So he cleared his throat and said, "If I'm talking about it from the squad leader, I should actually call you Uncle Shu, but it feels a bit awkward..."
Fan Chuan saw this and sneered: "How is it? Although Xiaohong has pretended to be your girlfriend, in the end I love her more! You are not even willing to uninstall the Dota client..."
After being coerced by my uncle for several days with great fear, did I finally find a temporary refuge
Although it was fleeting, the pair of black eyes that were genetically homologous to the squad leader swept away all the haze and shadows in a thousandth of a second, and was immersed in a trembling happiness and joy. .
"You should stay away from your nephew!" Of course Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding were not convinced.
"You should stay away from your nephew!" Of course Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding were not convinced.
"Ye Lin can stay," Uncle Fireball ordered with a master's attitude, "You two unrelated people, please don't pester my nephew now, you can leave!"
"Call me Xiaochuan! I said it before! Xiaohong, if you have any requests, just ask!"
"Hmph, my last name is unlucky in mahjong. You can just call me Uncle Huoqiu. Others won't know what it means anyway."
Fan Chuan's eyes were immediately split, and he was furious. His eyes were red and he shouted: "I've even done that kind of thing to you! I've actually touched your mouth..."
"Just, it doesn't matter even if something like that is done!"
"Eh?" Xiao Ding was stunned, "So it's not, it's not..."
"Xiaochuan, you..." Shu Zhe said with a red face, "You made me very uncomfortable..."
"-Shu Zhe's sister will not let you go! My niece's marksmanship was taught by me myself! Do you think your head is tougher than a wild boar!"
Shu Dongbo didn't let me call him "Uncle Dongpo". I don't know if he had a psychological shadow on Su Dongpo, and he was afraid that I would call him "Uncle Dongpo" or "Dongpo Rou" by mistake.
"I'm not going! If you want to play, come to the Demacia server and find me!"
"What do you think it is!" Uncle Fireball yelled, "What do you think I did to my nephew! What do you want to do to my nephew in the future!"
Although it depends on the situation, Uncle Fireball appears in real life and is less evil than on the Internet, but I can't take it lightly. With my current physical condition, it is still a bit dangerous if I stay alone to negotiate.
"Okay, Uncle Fireball, come with me to your and your wife's bedroom and have a good talk about what you want to do to Shu Zhe after dinner."
I glanced at Shu Zhe's bedroom and the two transvestites standing in the bedroom.
"Xiaochuan, you..." Shu Zhe said with a red face, "You made me very uncomfortable..."
Regarding Fan Chuan's move, Xiao Ding felt that Fan Chuan was too bold and hated being robbed of the opportunity. He had no choice but to watch the two hugging each other awkwardly.
"That's enough!" Uncle Huoqiu, on the other hand, could no longer remain silent. "You molested my nephew in front of me. You really think I'm a disabled person!"
Hearing his uncle speak, Shu Zhe seemed to remember the experience of having something poured into his mouth. He coughed a few times and complained: "It tastes so bad... Uncle forced me to drink it... It tastes so bad..."
When it came to the emotional point, he couldn't help but leaned down and hugged Shu Zhe from behind. He wanted to squeeze the sobbing cat-eared maid into his broad chest.
"Why should I let go?" Fan Chuan curled his lips, "We are in free love. If your uncle wants to interfere, I will make you Dongpo meat!"
Fan Chuan dodged while saying: "You get out of here! I'm just going to be in deep love! It's none of your business to be a dota man!"
"Uncle Huoqiu, you should already know what the relationship between the two of them is with Shu Zhe. We can't drive them away until we fully understand it in advance. It's better to let them stay here. If you have anything to say to them later, You can also explain it together."
The two bodies were so close together through a thin layer of fabric that even the beating of their hearts could be transmitted, right
"Just, it doesn't matter even if something like that is done!"
"What else do you need to explain!?" Uncle Fireball snorted, "They should stay away from my nephew as soon as possible! If I hadn't turned in the shotgun..."
Fan Chuan, enough is enough! Where did you hear this folk remedy from? Even if you insist on eating pineapples for a year, Shu Zhe won't think that stuff is delicious!
"Okay, Uncle Fireball, come with me to your and your wife's bedroom and have a good talk about what you want to do to Shu Zhe after dinner."
Shu Zhe raised his face, wiped his tears alternately with his slender arms with maid wristbands, and said aggrievedly:
Eh? Uncle Fireball, you don’t have a shotgun? I don’t know why I breathed a sigh of relief! I was worried before that you would give the squad leader a good shotgun and make the squad leader a "two-gun style" or even a "three-gun style"!
Although it depends on the situation, Uncle Fireball appears in real life and is less evil than on the Internet, but I can't take it lightly. With my current physical condition, it is still a bit dangerous if I stay alone to negotiate.
"I'm not going! If you want to play, come to the Demacia server and find me!"
"Uncle Huoqiu, you should already know what the relationship between the two of them is with Shu Zhe. We can't drive them away until we fully understand it in advance. It's better to let them stay here. If you have anything to say to them later, You can also explain it together."
"I'm not going! If you want to play, come to the Demacia server and find me!"
"Yeah," Shu Zhe, who was emotionally unstable, sniffed and nodded. In fact, he may not have heard Fan Chuan's question clearly.
"You should stay away from your nephew!" Of course Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding were not convinced.
Shu Zhe was fought over by the two men and remained silent.
Fan Chuan saw this and sneered: "How is it? Although Xiaohong has pretended to be your girlfriend, in the end I love her more! You are not even willing to uninstall the Dota client..."
Of all the people, I was relatively calm (nonsense! Getting excited can cause a heart attack). I took off my sunglasses and pointed to another bedroom with the door open.
So he cleared his throat and said, "If I'm talking about it from the squad leader, I should actually call you Uncle Shu, but it feels a bit awkward..."
Of all the people, I was relatively calm (nonsense! Getting excited can cause a heart attack). I took off my sunglasses and pointed to another bedroom with the door open.
Reminded by my sarcasm, Shu Zhe began to struggle in Fan Chuan's arms, and fiercely signaled the other party to let go of him with his eyes. Fan Chuan had no choice but to reluctantly let go temporarily.
"Me too!" Xiao Ding said with a sense of pride that he didn't know where to come from.
Fan Chuan, enough is enough! Where did you hear this folk remedy from? Even if you insist on eating pineapples for a year, Shu Zhe won't think that stuff is delicious!
Reminded by my sarcasm, Shu Zhe began to struggle in Fan Chuan's arms, and fiercely signaled the other party to let go of him with his eyes. Fan Chuan had no choice but to reluctantly let go temporarily.
"Okay, Uncle Fireball, come with me to your and your wife's bedroom and have a good talk about what you want to do to Shu Zhe after dinner."
Suddenly being hugged and feeling the sincere feelings in the other person's words, Shu Zhe was stunned for a moment. Instead of struggling desperately like when he was forcibly hugged by Fan Chuan in the men's room, he let the other person's arms wrap around his. waist.
"I told you that my name is no longer Su Dongpo!" Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
Hearing his uncle speak, Shu Zhe seemed to remember the experience of having something poured into his mouth. He coughed a few times and complained: "It tastes so bad... Uncle forced me to drink it... It tastes so bad..."
Suddenly being hugged and feeling the sincere feelings in the other person's words, Shu Zhe was stunned for a moment. Instead of struggling desperately like when he was forcibly hugged by Fan Chuan in the men's room, he let the other person's arms wrap around his. waist.
Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding looked at Uncle Huoqiu with contempt at the same time. Uncle Huoqiu did not respond to me, but pointed at them and said:
Uncle Huoqiu even stared straight-eyed and commented: "Damn, they are really more and more promiscuous every generation!"
"Let's go to the big house to talk and let them stay in the small house with my nephew? Can I rest assured!"
"What? Xiaozhe, are you and Fan Chuan in a free relationship? Then I would like to congratulate you two..."
"Hmph! As long as Xiaohong is willing to follow me, I can uninstall the LOL client tomorrow! Can you uninstall the Dota client!"
So he cleared his throat and said, "If I'm talking about it from the squad leader, I should actually call you Uncle Shu, but it feels a bit awkward..."
His pupils immediately contracted, and his expression showed a kind of self-loathing, but no matter what, he didn't break away from Fan Chuan's arms, not even trying.
"Let's go to the big house to talk and let them stay in the small house with my nephew? Can I rest assured!"
Shu Zhe, who had only known money worship and conspiracy all this time, suddenly had an extremely rare expression of feeling safe and happy on his face.
"I won't let go! Xiaohong likes to be held by me! Xiaohong, don't you think so?"
"Just, it doesn't matter even if something like that is done!"
Uncle Huoqiu even stared straight-eyed and commented: "Damn, they are really more and more promiscuous every generation!"
"Don't underestimate people!" Fan Chuan shouted, "I'm different from you. If Xiaohong says she doesn't want to, I will never force her!"
"-Shu Zhe's sister will not let you go! My niece's marksmanship was taught by me myself! Do you think your head is tougher than a wild boar!"
Hearing his uncle speak, Shu Zhe seemed to remember the experience of having something poured into his mouth. He coughed a few times and complained: "It tastes so bad... Uncle forced me to drink it... It tastes so bad..."
Eh? Uncle Fireball, you don’t have a shotgun? I don’t know why I breathed a sigh of relief! I was worried before that you would give the squad leader a good shotgun and make the squad leader a "two-gun style" or even a "three-gun style"!
"Me too!" Xiao Ding said with a sense of pride that he didn't know where to come from.
"Xiaohong! My love for you transcends gender! Why do I care if you are touched by others?" Fan Chuan shouted, "Don't be sad! I'm here to protect you! I will never let others hurt you again. Got it!!”
"I won't let go! Xiaohong likes to be held by me! Xiaohong, don't you think so?"
Shu Zhe was fought over by the two men and remained silent.
Xiao Ding was stomping his feet in anger and glared at Uncle Huoqiu who was standing in the living room with resentful eyes. Uncle Huoqiu frowned and did not respond.
Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding looked at Uncle Huoqiu with contempt at the same time. Uncle Huoqiu did not respond to me, but pointed at them and said:
I originally thought I would face a family ethics tragedy, but unexpectedly it turned into a farce. Sitting on the sofa, I could no longer suppress my smile and asked Shu Zhe:
"I..." Xiao Ding hesitated.
"Yeah," Shu Zhe, who was emotionally unstable, sniffed and nodded. In fact, he may not have heard Fan Chuan's question clearly.
Shu Zhe lowered his head and did not express his position. I pondered for a moment and said to Uncle Huoqiu: "Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan will supervise each other, and they are so close. If anything really happens, I will come out with you to stop it..."
So he cleared his throat and said, "If I'm talking about it from the squad leader, I should actually call you Uncle Shu, but it feels a bit awkward..."
Although it was fleeting, the pair of black eyes that were genetically homologous to the squad leader swept away all the haze and shadows in a thousandth of a second, and was immersed in a trembling happiness and joy. .
"Don't cry! I won't force you! And I will eat pineapple every day from now on, it will definitely taste delicious!"
"Ye Lin can stay," Uncle Fireball ordered with a master's attitude, "You two unrelated people, please don't pester my nephew now, you can leave!"
"I..." Xiao Ding hesitated.
"Ye Lin can stay," Uncle Fireball ordered with a master's attitude, "You two unrelated people, please don't pester my nephew now, you can leave!"
"Xiaochuan, you..." Shu Zhe said with a red face, "You made me very uncomfortable..."
Eh? Uncle Fireball, you don’t have a shotgun? I don’t know why I breathed a sigh of relief! I was worried before that you would give the squad leader a good shotgun and make the squad leader a "two-gun style" or even a "three-gun style"!
"Okay then," Uncle Fireball nodded, "But let me warn you in advance: if you all work together, you will do something to Shu Zhe—"
Fan Chuan dodged while saying: "You get out of here! I'm just going to be in deep love! It's none of your business to be a dota man!"
Shu Zhe, who had only known money worship and conspiracy all this time, suddenly had an extremely rare expression of feeling safe and happy on his face.
"Uncle Huoqiu, you should already know what the relationship between the two of them is with Shu Zhe. We can't drive them away until we fully understand it in advance. It's better to let them stay here. If you have anything to say to them later, You can also explain it together."
Shu Zhe raised his face, wiped his tears alternately with his slender arms with maid wristbands, and said aggrievedly:
"Yes!" Xiao Ding also said behind him, "If you don't tell us, how will we know how to avenge you!"
"This doesn't prove anything!" Xiao Ding became angry, "This only proves that Dota users are more sticky than LOL users! If you have the ability, you can fight two games with me..."
"Yeah," Shu Zhe, who was emotionally unstable, sniffed and nodded. In fact, he may not have heard Fan Chuan's question clearly.
"What do you think it is!" Uncle Fireball yelled, "What do you think I did to my nephew! What do you want to do to my nephew in the future!"
"-Shu Zhe's sister will not let you go! My niece's marksmanship was taught by me myself! Do you think your head is tougher than a wild boar!"
"Okay, you stinky scoundrel!" Xiao Ding finally couldn't bear it anymore and reached out to grab the collar of Fan Chuan's neck.
“…”
"What did I drink? Me!" Uncle Huoqiu was also angry. He pointed at the half bottle of Wuliangye on the dining table, "I just wanted my nephew to drink some wine with me! Who knew he would cry after taking one sip? !”
"Ye Lin can stay," Uncle Fireball ordered with a master's attitude, "You two unrelated people, please don't pester my nephew now, you can leave!"
Eh? Uncle Fireball, you don’t have a shotgun? I don’t know why I breathed a sigh of relief! I was worried before that you would give the squad leader a good shotgun and make the squad leader a "two-gun style" or even a "three-gun style"!
Fan Chuan hugged Shu Zhe tightly and stared at Uncle Fireball with murderous eyes. At the same time, he comforted Shu Zhe and said:
Fan Chuan couldn't bear it anymore and asked Shu Zhe anxiously.
"I told you that my name is no longer Su Dongpo!" Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was so angry that he almost vomited blood.